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#please understand this #alex rider #book series #books #anthony horowitz books #anthony horowitz #fandom #alex rider fandom #young adult books

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I am overjoyed with the outcome of the josh fight. Totally worth the wait.

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this is what bucky barnes deserves. no more sadness. no more guilt for something he wasn’t in control. just stupid bucky barnes. that's it.

#the amount of love I have for this man- #tfatws spoilers

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[tfatws spoilers]

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20 YEARS OF SHREK Released April 22nd, 2001

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Rachel: You speak Italian, right?

Nico: Yeah?

Rachel: Awesome, teach me the swear words.

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drug of choice? english teachers complimenting my writing.

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Visual representation of chb and cj:

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running a tumblr blog is really just being like I’ve become obsessed with this new thing and now I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

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Bruce, teaching damian how to drive: Okay say you’re driving and dick and jason walk out onto the road. What do you hit?

Damian: Oh definitely jason

Bruce:

Bruce: The brakes, damian. You hit the brakes

#batfamily #fandom #dc comics #batboys #incorrect quotes #damian wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #batfamily incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #only in gotham

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#I think it was lil nas x’s monstero video that did it #also happy birthday lil nas x #and happy prince deathday England

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THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER EP 4: The Whole World is Watching

#this scene was just wow

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↳It’s so hysterical. [That moment] was improvised when I saw the crowd dancing, going loco. I felt the beat and was like, Zemo has been sitting in a dodgy German prison cell for years. So, he needs to let off some steam and show his moves. Let’s go for it! I enjoyed so much the reaction of Anthony and Sebastian looking at me…There’s more to it, but they cut this little moment…My friends who know me well know I’m an embarrassing, passionate dancer on the floor but it would be different moves. It would be the Spanish side of me kicking in and doing some matador, flamenco moves, going down on my knees. Highly embarrassing for my friends.

#zemo dancing is my new aesthetic

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Mello: Matt died doing what he loved: daring the cops to shoot him.

#death note

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Blunt, outside Alex’s house: Do you mind if I come in now?

Alex: Not at all, do you mind if I leave now?

#alex rider #fandom #books #book series #young adult books #incorrect quotes #anthony horowitz books #anthony horowitz #alex rider series #alex rider incorrect quotes

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TOM HIDDLESTON as LOKI LAUFEYSON — June 2021 | Disney+

#omfg his hair-