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do i need to say more

#mo ran #taxian jun #2ha

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critically jacking off to this problematic fic in a scholarly manner

#in character #shen yuan #svsss

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Every single day I'm grateful for that time I stumbled on the SVSSS headcanon that while Bingqiu is considered highkey confusing and lowkey cringe in the demon realm, Moshang is known as the Power Couple™. They're the demonic love story. The 'It Couple'.

Just generations of demons sighing over the dramatic and bloody love story of the Northern King and his right hand man plus spymaster, yearning for a love story filled with such glorious violence and betrayal! A classic childhood friends to lovers narrative filled with ups and downs and copious murder and gore! Love at first sight! The story of the loyal spy who rose up the ranks of the brutal Northern Court, culling his competition while providing vital intel to his liege, all the while infiltrating the most powerful cultivation sect in the world and eventually even becoming a Peak Lord! The slow burn of all slow burns! All kinds of spicy complicated power imbalances! Sexy, unexpected age gaps! Years of heavy plot! Decades of passionate courting! The pinnacle of inter-species forbidden romance!The tale of a man who swore eternal loyalty after falling violently in love at the very first meeting, calling a mere Prince His King in his desire and determination to see his beloved's ascension to the throne that was his birthright, and the Demon Prince who was unexpectedly presented with fierce loyalty in a life that had until then been rife with treachery and grabbed it with both hands and never looked back!

...and there's Junshan and the weird human he keeps around. Somewhat interesting if you're into that teacher-student thing I guess. There were very few deaths. Some bland murders. The trial arc and the self destruct thing plus corpse hoarding was interesting but overall very vanilla. Unseasoned. Not even a proper decade of drama. Kinda boring. And Junshan's half human so they're like Walmart version inter-species romance. But whatever the Emperor's into I guess. His dad was kinda weird too but at least his relationship with that human woman had some kick to it. The new generation just doesn't appreciate a long drawn out painful romance tsk tsk...

Like infinitely grateful to whoever first spawned that headcanon. Never fails to make me laugh. Honestly the most hilarious thing I've ever seen in this fandom. Hope your pillow is always cold and you never stub your toe.

#DYING I’M DEAD GOODBYE #I CANNOT BREEEAAATHE #YES PERFECT 10/10 #HEADCANON ACCEPTED #moshang #bingqiu #svsss #headcanons #mobei jun #shang qinghua #luo binghe #shen qingqiu

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shen jiu deserves as many fluffy kitties as his evil little arms can carry

#kittehs for the kitteh #fanart #friendodo #shen jiu #svsss #My Favorite Character In This Book Is 'Sir Not Technically Appearing In This Book'

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au where sj turns into a kid and uses his acting skills to convince lqg he's gonna tell him a secret and then pokes lqg's eyes out when he reluctantly bends down to hear it

#shen jiu #liu qingge #svsss #the bitchiest bitch vs meathead

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gasoline sj animatic my beloved

#TRULY ONE OF THE BEST #i legit gasped when the lyric 'just to pour that mf down the drain like me' had The Tea scene UTTER PERFECTION #fanvids #svsss #gasoline #halsey #shen jiu

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yue qingyuan unsheathes xuan su just a little bit and his qi drains out of him like air out the hole on the thin side of a balloon

#ASDFGHJKL!!! #AND NOW ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HIM WHEEZING LIKE A BALLOON #yqy: *draws xuan su* *goes flying helter skelter around the room like 'pppbbblllbbbllpplllbbbllblblpppblblbpbpbpppp'* #svsss #yue qingyuan #xuan su

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student feedback appreciated

#DYING I'M DEAD GOODBYE #shen jiu #svsss #My Favorite Character In This Book Is 'Sir Not Technically Appearing In This Book'

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Oh hey, I made some more of these

#text posts #weebshit sideblog

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Xue Zhengyong: Is there anyone here who's straight?

Chu Wanning:

Mo Ran:

Shi Mei:

Xue Meng: *raises his hand*

Mei Hanxue: *takes Xue Meng's hand and pulls it down*

#SHHHHHHH!!! No one tell him!! #You’ll scandalize the poor boy!!! #2ha #incorrect quotes #chu wanning #mo ran #xue meng #mei hanxue #xue zhengyong #clueless peacock ace and his two longsuffering boyfriends #shi mei

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HYX isn’t censored. HYX is just 2ha from Xue Meng’s perspective because the mf really didn’t notice what was goin on between cwn and mo ran...even when he was in tha same room as them that one time...

#*WHEEZING NOISES* #HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED #wake up babe new headcanon just dropped #2ha #hyx #immortality #xue meng #DYING I’M DEAD GOODBYE

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Txj standing over chu fei with the earring: which ear is the gay ear

#I legit explode laughed #I like… ugly wheezing laughed #2ha #taxian jun #chu wanning #ranwan #wHiCh EaR iS tHe GaY eAr???? #mo RON

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#shen jiu #svsss #fanmixes #beth crowley #hard to kill

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🪷💜

#fanart #ladyxagh #jiang cheng #GORGEOUS

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Jiang Cheng: *absolutely deadpan* Bold of you to assume I ever had a healthy coping mechanism.

Nie Huaisang, pointing to Jiang Wanyin: this man has not had a healthy coping mechanism for thirteen years

#nie huaisang #jiang cheng #incorrect quotes #wangxian on repeat

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->

#jiang cheng

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Nie Mingjue: Xichen has brought to my attention certain… charges that are difficult to explain. First… Nie Mingjue *looking at Nie Huaisang*: Property damage. Nie Huasang: Good times. Nie Mingjue *looking at Lan Wangji*: Next… several noise complaints. Lan Wangji *playing Wuji/Wangxian for the eighty-billionth time*: Mn? (Sorry, what did you say?) Nie Mingjue *looking at Jiang Cheng*: Killing dozens of innocent people… Jiang Cheng: So did Lan Wangji, and he got a title for it! Nie Mingjue: And… Nie Mingjue *looking at Wei Wuxian*: All of the harassment. Wei Wuxian: ... Wei Wuxian: I’m not apologizing.

#source: hellsing ultimate abridged #incorrect quotes #just for fun #MOD'S STUFF #SeLf rEbLoGs ArE tHe AwEsOmEsT #Seriously tho I altered the original post so I decided to reblog it