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we-do-bones-bracket · 1 month
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Round 1 Match 49
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Skeleton
little skeleton buddy who 'guides' you through the haunted mansion you're trapped in. this is for all the people like me who remember going into the 'computer lab' at school and getting to play this game; vote for childhood nostalgia!!!
Skullomania/Saburo Nishikoyama
A salesman that’s bad at his job decides to become a skeleton themed superhero
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 48
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Death
Funny skeleton man :)
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 47
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Lord Death Man
Got the power of immortality from mastering yoga, somehow
Mister/Director Bones
Skeleton man in charge of the Department of Extranormal Operations
He sweats cyanide.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 46
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Skull Knight
The coolest motherfucher around. He’s literally just living skeletal armor and has a vendetta against the God Hand for as long as a 1,000 years. Has saved Guts and friends asses on multiple occasions and wants to see humanity succeed and defy fate.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 45
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Keyes
He's a necromancer and a demon. His magic kept a man "alive" for about 10 years and the man could use his own magic during that time. Can control many skeletons/bodies at the same time. Likes to play with humans (ones he controls and otherwise) as if they're puppets in a play. The only visible parts of his "body" are his skeleton hands and his bare skull. His mouth is sewn shut but he can still open it and salivate as if he's preparing to taste human flesh. It's gross, creepy and unsettling.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 42
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Dyre Ode/Dyre Owed (contains spoilers)
Dyre Owed/Ode is SO charming and quite polite even though they hold massive amounts of both power and pain. They are really really really tall, and wear a cape, and have thick long hair, with a different mask for every occasion. Beneath this outfit is an lumpy assortment of bones. I love him so much and was so saddened every time he was mentioned as being in a location and nobody from the party sought him out.
Major spoilers but they end up with one hundred extra bones from one hundred different people and when their sexy-eyeball (singular) friend reunites them with their heart they gain their autonomy back for the first time in centuries and exploded, irrevocably changing the land they had originally given up their bones to protect.
The Children of the Hydra's Teeth
They're iconic. They're THE movie skeletons, everything from their steady, synchronised walk to their clattering sounds to how Harryhausen matched their animation to the actors is just perfect.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 44
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Kimimaro Kaguya
He has a special genetic ability that lets him turn his bones into weapons. He can shoot finger bones at people. He can harden his bones to be incredibly resistant to damage. He can rip his own spine out and use it as a sword
Gold Skull (contains spoilers)
Gold Skull is the main villain of The Sexy Brutale. He's responsible for the time loop that Lafcadio Boone, the player, finds himself in. He controls the Sexy Brutale mansion and is responsible for the deaths of all of the guests each loop. He gets his name from the golden skull mask he wears for most of the game.
The truth is that the Sexy Brutale mansion is all in the mind of Lucas Bondes, the missing Marquis who many of the guests mention during the time loop. Forty years before the events of the game, Lucas Bondes blew up the real mansion to get the insurance money to start a new life with his wife and unborn child, but he accidentally set the timers wrong on the bombs. This led to the bombs going off early, while he, his friends, and his wife were still inside. He was the only survivor.
Gold Skull is the part of Lucas that never wants him to forgive himself for what happened. In his mind, the mansion has been created to keep the memories of his friends alive. By keeping the time loop going and making him watch the deaths of his friends over and over, he believes he is honoring them by not allowing them to be forgotten and by not allowing Lucas to forgive himself for what happened.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 43
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Qiu Congxue
She's literally a skeleton and she loves it. She gets her skin back and hates it sooooooooooooooooooooo bad
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 42
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Dyre Ode/Dyre Owed (contains spoilers)
Dyre Owed/Ode is SO charming and quite polite even though they hold massive amounts of both power and pain. They are really really really tall, and wear a cape, and have thick long hair, with a different mask for every occasion. Beneath this outfit is an lumpy assortment of bones. I love him so much and was so saddened every time he was mentioned as being in a location and nobody from the party sought him out.
Major spoilers but they end up with one hundred extra bones from one hundred different people and when their sexy-eyeball (singular) friend reunites them with their heart they gain their autonomy back for the first time in centuries and exploded, irrevocably changing the land they had originally given up their bones to protect.
The Children of the Hydra's Teeth
They're iconic. They're THE movie skeletons, everything from their steady, synchronised walk to their clattering sounds to how Harryhausen matched their animation to the actors is just perfect.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 42
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Dyre Ode/Dyre Owed (contains spoilers)
Dyre Owed/Ode is SO charming and quite polite even though they hold massive amounts of both power and pain. They are really really really tall, and wear a cape, and have thick long hair, with a different mask for every occasion. Beneath this outfit is an lumpy assortment of bones. I love him so much and was so saddened every time he was mentioned as being in a location and nobody from the party sought him out.
Major spoilers but they end up with one hundred extra bones from one hundred different people and when their sexy-eyeball (singular) friend reunites them with their heart they gain their autonomy back for the first time in centuries and exploded, irrevocably changing the land they had originally given up their bones to protect.
The Children of the Hydra's Teeth
They're iconic. They're THE movie skeletons, everything from their steady, synchronised walk to their clattering sounds to how Harryhausen matched their animation to the actors is just perfect.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 41
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Man, nobody submitted the skelebros from Undertale????
they were submitted multiple times, they're in the tournament as well :)
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 40
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Lady Bone Demon
1.) She got bone in her name
2.) She got a BONE MECH
3.) SHE'S A FANTASTIC VILLAIN
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 39
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Skelly
Silly little skeleton man. Likes trolling you even as you use him as a punching bag
(under)world’s coolest set of bones!! an excellent friend that gives you really good training and advice
Zagreus' training partner, he's a great pal and a funny guy.
his only duty is to get beaten up by the protagonist and be sassy
Nagash
Measly 9ft tall before death, hits his growth spurt after he starts eating industrial quantities of magic dust (that he steals from rat people) and grows to 20ft. Invented necromancy and continually gets pissed at everyone who uses it without giving him royalties. Wears an evil pope mitre 4x the size of his actual head. Could just stand back and blast people apart with spells, but also has a sword bigger than an actual person.
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 27
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Conway
Over the course of the game he slowly turns into a faceless skeleton as he sinks into debt and alcoholism. It’s a metaphor for how capitalism grinds people down into hopeless faceless workers. Come on guys, you love metaphors for capitalism. Also his skeleton design looks cool af
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 38
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Necrodeus
Look at this guy. Made of bones. God of Death (he almost actually killed Kirby btw. In the FIRST CUTSCENE OF THE GAME) He's also really cool! He has a bunch of minions that make up the Skull Gang! :D
Jack Skellington
he's the king of the pumpkin patch!
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we-do-bones-bracket · 2 months
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Round 1 Match 37
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Boneyard
Old DnD is wild. This 3E can Steal Your Skeleton. OHKE, no saving throws, calcium creeped and purloined
Lord Hater
He's a powerful villain but also very cringefail. Looks like a skeleton in a robe and wizard hat but is probably an alien? of some sort? He wishes he was half as cool as he portrays himself as.
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