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so we got this absolute gem in the season 1 novelization and i thought we deserved to see it. so here we go: kenji kon, child menace, age 8

#baby kenji #kenji kon #jwcc #camp cretaceous

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SEASON 4

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #jwcc #season 4

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I wonder if that “mermaid” is Kenji’s birth mom. Because he’s mention “Dad and Candy,” so I’m thinking he has a step-mom.

Kenji’s adorable childhood drawing…

#kenji kon #camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc

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“Turn off the lights!” “Are you crazy?”

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc #jurassic world #jwccedit #camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous edit #jwcc s3 spoilers #jurassic world camp cretaceous spoilers #ben pincus #gif*

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Dr. Wu after three consecutive days without sleep: 

#lmao #jwcc #camp cretaceous spoilers

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This sounds promising!!!

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous #jwcc

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#THE MOVIE REFERENCES HAD ME SCREAMING #i listened so closely for the sound of the metal shelf #and they did it #perfection #jurassic park #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #spoilers #jwcc s3 spoilers

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“Captain Kenji, at your service.”

Bonus:

#captain kenji! #kenji kon #darius bowman #camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous spoilers

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“Dinos never go bonkers at Jurassic World,” said no one ever.

#camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous spoilers #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc #jwcc spoilers #jurassic world #jwccedit #camp cretaceous edit #jwcc s3 spoilers #jwcc season 3

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Brooklynn “third wheel” *insert last name here*

#yasammy #jwcc season 3 #jurassic world camp cretaceous #gifset

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literally the only benji scene in season 3 but i’m glad we got to have it lmao

#jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc #camp cretaceous #jwcc season 3 #kenji kon #ben pincus #benji #benji jwcc #kenjen #kenben

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Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous Season 3 was BY FAR the best so far, and damn, was it gay.

SPOILERS ✖️✖️✖️✖️

Yaz and Sammy?? They kept calling each other “best friends,” but everything they did was couple-like AND even Brooklyn asked if Sammy had a crush on Yaz.

Ben and Darius?? Lmao, their fight. “We blew up stuff together! Did that mean nothing to you??”

Also, that Scorpios Rex was insanely scary. I jumped more than a few times this season. The way it moved was unreal, and I remember being truly blown away by some of the wide shots.

This season felt so much more intense than the others. Definitely more dead dinosaurs on screen than ever before. And it was AWESOME seeing the many, many movie tie-ins. This season had more movie references than the other two combined by far.

Goddamn, they’ve been on the island for six months! I couldn’t believe that when I heard it.

Anyway, I watched it all in one sitting so there you go.

#ben pincus #camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous #jwcc #kenji kon #jurassic park #season 3 #spoilers #jwcc season 3 #netflix

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...well...

#botw #zelda #urbosa #link #revali #this made me laugh so hard

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The Umbrella Academy: we’re your children

Reginald, already deciding he’s going to change the time line so he doesn’t have to deal with them:

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

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☂️🐦

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How in the hell is Kenji six feet tall.

If anyone hasn’t seen the confirmed ages of the Camp Cretaceous kids.

KENJI IS 6’1 OMGGG?!?!?!?!?!?

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Omg that is creepy AF

E750 possible candidate

Okay. 

Anyone remember the TellTale game for Jurassic Park?

My favorite dino was this creepy little fella, the Troodon

Quick Expo: The Troodon were recreated by Dr. Laura Sorkin, who in the games, was the chief scientist before Dr. Wu (in game canon only as far as I can tell). John Hammond didn’t think it would fit in, as it was dangerous and probably wouldn’t draw in guest, so he wanted them euthanized, but Sorkin kept them alive for study.

They’re three foot tall bird-like therapods who are very fast, intelligent, and in game, nocturnal pack hunters with venomous bites. This venom could cause hallucinations, aggression, violent outbursts that lead to seizures, paralysis, brain damage and lastly death. Females would often bite prey, bring the paralyzed body to her nest, rip it open while it was still alive and…well, ever see alien? Yeah…that.

As far as my research goes, they are very sensitive to light, so much that a road flare scares them off. 

So why do I want these guys to be in the tank? 

Well, besides the nightmare fuel I so lovingly delivered to you, think about the possibilities. A smaller nocturnal hunter in a pack with a venomous bite. Who can sneak through vents. This is kinda horrifying when one thinks about it. 

What if the kids were running from it and couldn’t get away even indoors?

What if one of them got bit? Would they have to split up to find Sorkin’s notes and try to find a cure? Would the victim be dragged to a nest? How would the others rescue them? Will Sammy and Yaz set off a light trap? Will Brooklynn beat one with a fire torch? Will Darius shine for his info and save the day with a brilliant plan? Will Ben dip Kenji like a damsel? (Honestly this is sounding like a bad fic)

There are so many possibilities for a dino like this. 

#camp cretaceous #jurassic world camp cretaceous #camp cretaceous season 2 #e750 #ben pincus #jwcc #kenji kon