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I now have two inbuilt barometers.

I just wish they wouldn't operate on a pain scale.

#not fandom #ouch #thanks I hate them #i woke up to a bone-deep itch and it has graduated to 'catclaw in my skin' level of pain #i also have to wear gloves now because air below 18°C makes one of the scars itch like crazy #advice would be greatly appreciated #i also have trouble walking straight bc one of them is (in) my hip #at least my schoolbag hides the light limp

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BNHA Fanfic idea that won't leave me alone:

All for one is Midoriya Hizashi, but...

Nobody knows. Like, literally, nobody knows. Inko never figured out his identity, and with him getting busier after Izuku's fifth birthday it looks like he left bc he's quirkless, so she never much cared for trying to find him and neither did Izuku. All pictures of him are banished into a box in her closet and haven't seen the light of day since Izuku was six or so, when they had a fight over the telephone over him wanting to fix Izuku.

AFO himself suffered obviously a lot of head trauma when fighting All Might, and this gave him partial amnesia. He has no or only very few memories of the decade or so prior to the battle, so he has none regarding his family that he meticulously kept from everyone else's awareness, including the Doctor's. He does see the monthly payment to Inko but assumes it's from a bribe or keeping a corrupt official in his pocket. Given that he can't recall whom it's to and immortality made him extremely wealthy, he doesn't cut it off, nor tries to follow it and make the memory loss obvious.

The only one who does know?

The ghost of Yoichi, who suddenly had another person he could haunt and went to see what's going on. Maybe throw in Nana too, if you want Inko to secretly be a Shimura.

Cue Yoichi fretting over his baby nephew the very moment Izuku gets OFA, up to and including giving him in-depth instructions on how to use the quirk and helping him manage it without harm to him while the other vestiges (minus Nana) are busy laughing their asses off.

#boku no hero acedamia #bnha #prompt #i haven’t seen a fic with this premise before and i want it #everyone is constantly two steps away from figuring it out but bc their communication skills are canonically shit they don't #yoichi has several heart attacks caused by Izuku doing reckless stuff #like confronting Stain and fighting Overhaul at full power with Eri on his back #he is consistently twenty seconds away from figuring out how to manifest simply so he can yell at the adults #another source of great amusement for the other vestiges: mother hen yoichi #though Nana is probably agreeing with him regardless of if Inko is her daughter #the vestiges see the Quirk Analysis and are suddenly very glad AFO can't remember Izuku and Inko #Yoichi deliberately went to haunt AFO for a while after the fight and learned of it #he does periodically check that he still can’t remember #especially after the times Izuku either interacts with the League/Shigaraki or makes the news #just in case #his nephew is his now #got the quirk and everything

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I'm watching a documentary about rattlesnakes and the narrator is describing the snake it is following like a character in a fanfiction - hazelnut brown eyes, pattern like diamonds strewn across smooth brown scales and similar phrases included. I've never before felt so uncomfortable hearing someone talk about animals.

#not fandom #snakes #snek #rattlesnake #documentary #it genuinely feels like it might be appropriate to wonder whether he needs me to leave the room #i adore snakes but this is a bit much #it is a really interesting documentary though #i think the channel might be having a snake day #there was a documentary about pythons before this and three episodes about the deadliest snakes in the world before that one #i have learned a lot about snakes today

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Thought that won't leave me alone today:

The conversation between Cain and God after God found out Cain killed Able must have been a lot like the first episode of lamas with hats... minus the hand stuff.

#lamas with hats #bible #not fandom #i literally couldn't stop thinking about this for the last ten hours #this is not a comparison i expected to make but here we are

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Comes out of the ether to drop the shitpost drawing I made when I was finished with my university assignment today. I’m assuming Malak is being his usual self. I genuinely hate that this is my first digitally drawn piece of fanart, ever. Very on brand for me tho.

#star wars: knights of the old republic #star wars #Revan #swearing #shitpost #fandom #fan art #darth revan #sith revan #i had zero references bc the uni wlan is down #considering that I'd say I did pretty well #Revan is done with Malak's bullshit #enjoy a glimpse into the hell that is my mind #also because i meant to make it so but it isn't obvious: #female revan

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Idea: a game where you play as either Ryan, trying to collect evidence of ghosts, or as demon!Shane, having to keep malicious ghosts from harming Ryan without being caught, within a set of otherwise abandoned locations.

And Shane also might have to take care not to irritate Ryan too much lest he has to avoid Ricky Goldsworth possessing Ryan to hunt Shane down, bc obviously any harm to Ryan is game over.

Could be single player or co-op, though personally I'd prefer single player just for the ease of the mechanics.

#watcher #buzzfeed unsolved #ryan bergara #shane madej #game idea #ricky goldsworth #demon!shane #maybe ask @wearewatcher before implementing it though #otherwise free to use

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Alright, I know I've been inactive here, but I'm just so mad right now.

To begin with, my cousin is nonbinary. I have no problem with them, aside from their personality, and am the only person in my extended family making the effort to call them by their chosen name even when they're not present. The only one who hasn't tried correcting me was their sister. Half my family is somewhere on the LGBTQA+ spectrum.

There is a politician where I live that claims to be trans, but refuses to make the legal changes to be legally considered a woman. Okay, if that's how they want to live, their thing, I don't care.

However. There is a mechanic in our voting policies that ensures a minimum quota of women is in our governing post. This politician - who is legally male, who refuses to change legal status because they don't want to legally testify in front of a judge in a private question with at most four people including themselves that they feel like they're a woman, who refuses transitioning and is still actively enjoying the legal benefits of a men only group and several tax benefits due to being married as legally male to a woman, who at most, when absolutely necessary, dresses in a wig and dress - used this mechanic to get in the governing body.

Legally, they are a man. They enjoy tax benefits of it.

Legally, they should not have been allowed to use the women's quota mechanic. It was made to combat subconscious misogyny.

And now they call anyone calling them out on their illegal election transphobic.

I think you can all tell what that looks like.

#lgbtq #politics #i mean #I'm still going to be calling them them #but until they make it legal i sure ain't calling them her #THEY are a criminal #and they are claiming to be trans to hide it #for the record #there are no legal ramifications of transitioning #they'd stay married #they'd still have shared custody of their children #they'd just legally be a woman and correspondingly would have been allowed to use that law #like #my cousin would get a few minor issues #but they’re not quite sure whether they're nb or male primarily #just that they're not female

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Working on a looong Space Orcs post, should be out in a while (I have a funeral to attend so it is getting delayed a lot more than I'd like)

On an unrelated note and what I actually wanted to post about:

My sister is watching season one 2005 Dr Who in our native language and I physically cannot make myself watch with her. The voice actor for Rose is very obviously at least middle aged, and Nine's is a nearly squeaky tenor that is so disconnected with the content of the sentences and the character itself it is literally hurting my brain.

#doctor who #ninth doctor #rose tyler #fandom #there is nothing so surreal as watching a teen open her mouth and out comes the voice of a forty-fifty year old woman #or the doctor and the definitely young voice actor that I automatically blend out #i have never been so horrified at a voice actor choice before #it's like watching a dubbed early two thousands anime #he sounds as if he were on too much helium and it stuck #not sure i want to know what they did to Jack and the Daleks #Cassandra was nearly equally awful but at least in a realistic way #you do not want to know about Jackie #or Mickey #or the Gelth

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So I've been getting a lot of requests along the lines of 'More', is there any specific post you want me to expand on or is it more of a general statement for other pieces?

You can answer in the comments with either the title or a 'general' and I'll check in on the 25th to see what you say.

#humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #humans are space australians #just... vote what you want and I'll check #if there is significant demand for more than one continuation I'll probably do both #or I might lead them together if applicable #keep in mind I don't live in the Americas and your 25th might not start/end at the same time as mine

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Humans are Space Orcs- Great Old Ones

It had taken countless generations to achieve proper space travel, for us. The ships took several lifetimes to build, each and every one of them an effort beyond anything we had built for the surface of our planet. And when we finally joined the galactic community, it was as equals amongst equals. Different origins, appearances, languages, but all of us with similar ways of thought, histories, lifespans. Sure, some had a little more or less, but it was negligible. And then we learned of the nightmares.

The Aaarkaaar had records of them, made by the creatures themselves. Almost three times the size of the tallest of species on average, we thought that was all the horror there was to them, but nay. They were violent beyond compare, each and every of their conflicts lasting at least three of the longest living species' generations, and that was to say nothing about their civil projects, which easily could take over a hundred.

Were it just their dedication and height, we could have dealt, but then one of the keepers of records pointed us at another part of the medical section we skipped out of habit and we grew terrified. No wonder it all took so long, when during the time one of the luckiest of us was born, grew old and died of oldest age, they were less than halfway through childhood. Until one of them would die of age, we would have replaced our entire population more than ten times over, assuming all of us lived till their bodies gave out around them. Or, more correctly perhaps, of their shorter-lived sex.

Ancient - we had seen three generations come and go in their entirety since ascending, where to them it'd be not even half their life -, larger than even the biggest animal and violent but terrifyingly intelligent as a consequence of it - the only reason we knew the alloy they used to inform the Aaarkaaar of their existence was that hundreds of generations dedicated their lives to studying and replicating it, and it would be only a small sample of what their long lives allowed them to discover we could never - we found we understood why there was a no-contact decision and a buffer zone around them. Many of the most adventurous of us had decided to dedicate their entire lives to studying them, so that future generations could try to understand them without fear of dying, and we already had a wealth of information on that, but it only made us more wary. Their results bordered on the impossible, but were proven true by others with no way of knowing the reports, after all. No wonder so many of our peers feared the Great Old Ones.

And then, generations later but probably only a blink of an eye to them, the Senate got a message from them that caused a galactic panic and fear.

"Hello. We are humanity, and we come in peace."

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Something a bit different this time! This idea just wouldn't let go of my brain. Why should the aliens be the ones with super long lives all the time? I think I've never seen a single piece of writing where our livespan was anything more than average, usually less even. And since longer lives tend to equal unique scientific advances based on that lifespan - usually medically speaking, but not exclusively - I figured we'd have things they would have no way of considering possible. Anything longer than, say, half their life to include some time to study would have to be a group effort at least.

I've set the average alien lifespan for this at around nine, longest getting to ten, shortest at eight and a half (giving them only five years of work to give some time for studying). So, given some civic engineering projects take ages even for us, I figured the very prospect would be intimidating for them. For example, the cathedral of Colonge took so long to build, by the time they 'finished' they got to start restoring the statues and artwork at the other end, and it is now a common joke in Germany that once all works on it are finished, the apocalypse will start. Far as I know, there have only been short breaks due to finance or weather related phenomena.

The longest active war in history was the hundred year war between England and France I think, which actually did take about a hundred years. Calculate two years off the ten years for childhood and old age and it's at least eleven generations. Which would be obscenely long for us. We tend towards on and off feuds when it takes longer than two or three.

So, let me know what you think!

#humans are space orcs #humans are so weird #humans are space oddities #humans are space australians #can you imagine being greeted like tgat by Cthulu? #there'd be riots #to be fair that cathedral IS very pretty #but it probably wasn't the smartest decision to build it smack in the middle of a flooding zone #i hope they find the possibly over a THOUSAND missing people currently missing there #alive #anyway england and france have had a feud since 1066 and never stopped really #so most wars between them were caused by that #started due to people trying to conquer the french lands of William the Conqueror #which sounds so unbelievably stupid #can you imagine only living ten years? #you'd have near no time to have fun #experimenting with writing styles

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For some reason I currently really crave a fic where

Darcy Lewis was a batgirl that didn't get adopted by Bruce and had to move away from Gotham almost directly previous to college for reasons to do with her (supportive) blood family

She knows (most of) the Justice League

The Justice League knows SHIELDRA is not to be trusted

Nobody except maybe Jane knows about Darcy's vigilante past

Tony drags them to a gala and the team notices her getting along with Dick/Tim/Stephanie/what have you

They completely misinterpret them catching up with each other and spend a not inconsiderable time trying to set her up with one of her surrogate siblings, much to the bats' collective horrified embarrassment

They only find out waaaaay later when HYDRA makes it moves and VASTLY underestimates the number of goons necessary to get their hands on Jane

HYDRA is raized primarily by a pissed off Batclan and several essential Gods (Clark, Diana, Thor) angry that someone would threaten their surrogate sister/daughter/niece

Jason shoots General Ross

Except the only one I can find anywhere close is the 'Darcy is Harley ' one, which, while also very good, is kind of... The opposite of what I'm looking for.

#marvel #dc #darcy lewis #batfam #justice league #fanfic #fanfic prompt #i mean who else would be crazy and experienced enough to calmly evacuate everyone down to the animals during attack of the killer robot #given that martian manhunter is secretary for defence Jason shooting Ross for hurting his little sister should be covered up very easily #especially when at the same time there are three pissed gods and one pissed clan of human versions of demons taking down a state agency #not to mention the whole HYDRA problem itself #pretty sure at least some of the rogues would help too #if only to add to the chaos

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Good news for you, then! Ice-skates have blades that are so sharp you can effortlessly cut off someone’s fingers with them. Or other body parts :)

Unless it is figure skating ones, those are flat to allow for more figures without the athlete falling on their face. But those have some nasty spikes at the front for other forms, so they do have equal potential.

F him up, first!

10 afo inko and izuku

10. netflix and chill with, go ice-skating with, play dodgeball against.

Netflix and chill with Izuku, go ice-skating with AFO, play dodgeball against Inko.

I’ll be honest, I would rather not choose my brother for any of these. But since I have to, I would want to see my brother slip on the ice.

#ofa #afo #dad for one #bnha #uncle-for-all #midoriya izuku #midoriya inko #I have figure skating skates! #The spikes are for holding one position in a form #And stopping quickly #and save landings from a jump #among other things #Don't actually figure skate #But did have an introductory course #I can't anymore because the rink I went to closed down

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@nvara-of-mortains-own sure! Sorry it took me so long, I am not online very often

throughout my lifetime, periods of stress & illness have corresponded to weight loss, while periods of recovery have corresponded to weight gain. If people I see once a year are going out of the way to tell me how healthy I look when I’m at the lowest point of health in my life, and those comments disappear once I start actually recovering–that tells me we have to have a serious conversation about the way our culture criminalizes weight, and uses “health” as an excuse to do it. 

weight and health have exceptionally little to do with each other, stop fucking insisting they do.

#not a shitpost #weight #weight talk #serious post #medical #not fandom #tw #body horror #medical body horror #medical information

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I just learned my old pastor considered me a demon of some kind because I experienced pain when I was required to wear a certain (blessed) cross necklace for a church/school event.

The necklace is 'pure iron'. Most so-called pure iron contains nickel, especially the older pieces. I am allergic to nickel with, depending on the time I have skin contact with it, horrific reactions including horrible rashes or minor localized internal bleeding (think bruises, but without the minor swelling).

My old pastor considered me a demon because of a bad allergic reaction.

#allergy #allergic reaction #nickel #iron #church #christianity #her syrname literally translates to empire of heathens #and this woman was a nightmare #not fandom #religion #she made my sister cry because of a dreamcatcher necklace #she was at most eight fyi #i still remember how bad that false bruise hurt #the biggest irony is that it was for a play #and i was playing the archangel michael #and said sister played archangel raphael #which is probably why I always envision them as either genderneutral or female #we were the only ones still having the looks and any motivation at all #it also probably started my obsession with the supernatural

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Based on introducing my sister to the duolingo meme because she has the app but didn't know about the 'joke':

I looked up what species Duo may be -officially stated only as 'unknown' - and the closest I could find is the Northern Saw-Whet... Which is maybe under 30 cms high and at most a hundred gram. So, tiny.

We have two cats. Both of which do or did catch birds. The older cat caught a freaking seagull once.

If Duo comes after my sister, Duo would die. I think I know why she never encountered the meme; the bastard bird is afraid of our pets.

#not fandom #cats #duolingo #duo #duolingo meme #that green feathery bastard would absolutely end up a bloodstain on our carpets #i mean #both cats have attacked people they thought we considered unwelcome before #i don't even want to know how badly off an actual intruder would be #probably dead tbh

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So I played one of the funniest rounds of Among Us possible yesterday.

I was Impostor, but didn't want to be - I wanted to play one last round as crewmate before going to bed and also hate it when my mini-me gets orphaned. So instead of going around killing people, I just continuously followed one person, while causing various sabotages.

And I almost won.

I really almost won, there were half the people left and accusations left and right, but only my victim called me, which nobody believed because he was Impostor the round before and behaved exactly the same. He got voted out.

In the end, I essentially called myself out because I wanted to play once more as crewmate, but it sure was a lot of fun.

#among us #impostor #my strategy for both roles is 'fulfill tasks then/while stalking' so nobody realized #but by god #i almost won via being a little s #sorry 'Naruto' for being creepy #my mini crewmate is literally the cutest thing

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Welcome to Tumblr newbys

WE have a pink Demon that consumes Souls and coins

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

We got a fish overusing Photoshop

@i-am-a-fish

We got about 12 thousend of their Fusion Blogs

@biggest-goldiest-fish @biggest-gaudiest-fish to mension a few

We got a pikatchu shitposter

@pukicho

We got seth

@setheverman

“official” blogs

@official-bing and alot of other Explorers

Also we got satan

A black Flame with a smile

@masochist-incarnate

A skinwalker

@the-german-russian-skinwalker

Not to forget

@biggest-gummiest-spoon and @biggest-goldiest-spoon

And alot more of shit

Also @pmseymourva is Here too.

#reference #blogs