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enchantedchocolatebars · 1 month

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A small snippet from Chapter 3 (Bardie Girl) of my big chapter fic "A Winsome Witch And A Happy Human" (Fic is very canon divergent).

Commission cover art here.

Cover art poll here.

Chapter titles here.

A fun piece.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Synopsis

(They'll be no more sneak peeks for the chapter after this. My next goal going forward is to get chapter 3 out! <3 Enjoy! ❤️)

Once upon a time, in a fantastical fantasy realm that was akin to a small girl's dream, there lived a princess.

One glorious afternoon, as the gentle glow of the sun shone brightly in the mesmerizing blue sky, a single cottage castle could be seen standing tall in the center of the forest.

A pair of bluebirds then fly upward into view from below, holding a white banner between their beaks that reads 'Princess Clara's Castle' for a moment before taking off, a trail of clear magic dust fluttering behind them.

The castle resembled a standard cottage home, with white and grey stones used for its exterior construction, but what differentiated it from others was its royal structure.

Inside, Princess Clara slept soundly beneath the comfort of her soft and woolly comforter, dreaming a lovely dream as a cozy smile rested upon her soft and tender face.

While the princess continues to sleep, her bedroom door creaks open as a small group of critters from the forest enter inside.

These cute critters consisted of birds, rabbits, deer, chipmunks, squirrels, and raccoons.

The fauna were her companions and inhabited the castle with her.

As the diverse group of animals crowd together closely around Princess Clara's bedside, a doe lightly nuzzles her cheek with her nose in an attempt to gently wake her.

As the princess slowly opens her eyes, she gets a glimpse of her friends surrounding her bed and lets out the gentlest of laughs.

"Good morning, everyone," she softly greets with a yawn and stretches as she turns to look at the time on her handmade wooden wall clock.

"Well, afternoon," Princess Clara corrects herself with a sheepish smile on her face, rubbing the back of her head with one hand.

Although the princess didn't mean to be such a sleepyhead, she could never resist the temptations of her warm bed.

"Who's hungry?" she asked her animal friends, putting aside her embarrassment for now.

"I'll make up for sleeping in so late with some brunch. How does that sound?"

The offer caused the eyes of the critters to light up with joy as they accepted with nods, causing Princess Clara to giggle in her hand as she sat up.

"Then it's settled," she said, stepping out of bed and dancing across her floorboards on her tippy toes toward her closet while she hummed a merry tune.

Princess Clara's feathery companions tweeted the catchy melody of the song with her, their voices harmonizing beautifully.

Two of them flew over to open her closet door for her, helping the princess slip into one of her favorite house dresses while tossing her nightgown into the hamper.

Now dressed for the day, Princess Clara dips and twirls out of her room and into the kitchen, her forest friends happily following behind her.

...

"Hmm," Princess Clara hummed to herself in thought, tapping her chin with her index finger as she stood in front of her dainty stove, a frying pan sitting on top, as fresh veggies and oil sat on her counter.

Her animal friends, also in the kitchen, were eating their feed of mixed berries that she had prepared for them and placed in pretty porcelain bowls.

"What goes good with fresh veggies?" she whispered.

Tweet, tweet!

Shifting her sights to her open window sill, Princess Clara spots the pair of bluebirds who were holding her banner in the beginning, fluttering over with eggs well wrapped in silk.

The eggs are gently placed on the counter alongside the veggies and oil as the birds took their place on her window sill.

"Oh, eggs! Of course!" Princess Clara exclaims excitedly, finding the answer to her question as she cracks a smile, just like she was planning on cracking those eggs.

"Thank you," the princess told the two birds, who both received gentle rubs to the skin behind their beaks from her as they happily chirped.

With a gentle clearing of her throat, Princess Clara gracefully twirls in place, placing a hand on her chest, and begins to sing lyrics to a theme.

While singing, the princess twirls for a second time, holding out her index finger for one of the bluebirds.

One decides to flap over and step onto it, joining Princess Clara for a lovely duet.

As the caroling continues, the two take turns.

When Princess Clara hits a high note, she allows the bluebird to do the same.

The princess keeps hitting higher and higher notes, and the bluebird struggles to keep up with her.

As the theme comes to a close, Princess Clara hits an ear-piercing high note that causes the bluebird to gradually bloat up and explode.

The princess's eyes widen in shock at this as her animal companions who had witnessed the small explosion gasp.

Horrified looks filled the room.

...

"... And there!" Princess Clara said, carefully slipping the small sweater she had knitted with the assistance of her animal friends onto the bluebird who had previously exploded and was now featherless.

The sweater fit like a glove and had a few of his feathers nicely glued on to it.

When the bluebird gazed down at his new outfit, he instantly let out a chirp in delight, hopping in place.

"Yay! He likes it!" Princess Clara cheered brightly, her animal friends joining her.

Placing her index finger under the bluebird's foot, the princess lifts gently as the bird steps onto her finger and proceeds to perch.

She starts to rub her cheek against the side of his face, causing him to chirp softly at the affection.

"I'm so sorry about that," Princess Clara whispered, soft sincerity weaving through her voice.

She believed that his feathers would eventually return over time.

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lilisouless · 1 year

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The crows as Barbie movie characters

Bassed on this twitter thread of the crows as disney princesses (1) nicky (taylor's version) en Twitter: "the six of crows as disney princesses ✨ a thread:" / Twitter

Nina- Erika

Bonds with bff/soulmate trought singing (quality may vary)

Dog like cat named wolfie//Dog like wolf lover boyfriend , pretty much the same

Works to get out of a shitty deal

But algo loves to indulge in fine things like royal food and bubble baths

Feel in love with a king while disguissed as a blonde

Matthias-Clara

Life changes after being screwed over by a rat like man (or boy)

Little patience with younger people

Winter person /christmas vibes

Sheltered (imprissioned)

Jesper-Genevieve

Always late

Defies autority

Sneaks at night to have fun

Dances to cope with their problems

Loves their dad

Kaz-Eden

Scrooge variant

Thats all you need to know

Wylan-Anneliese

Rich people problems

The science one

Has nailed their tutor at one point

Get philosophical with love interest whose names starts with a "J"

Almost gets killed by adult they knew their whole childhood and after that, has to work on the streets to survive

Kuwei (by Kevin Wada) -Rapunzel

Imprissioned in one country, wanted in another one

Doodles/paints in their free time

Someone disguises themselves as them as part of a ploy

Inej-Anika

BLADES!

Bonds with a horse girl (a boy horse girl and a literal horse girl)

Marries the most obnoxious guy they could find (but its THEIR obnoxious guy)

Wants her parents back

Frees slaved girls

Probably the most usefull out of all these in an adventure

I think you know this one: has contemplated murder

BONUS:

Jan Van Eck- Tika

Ugly

Can't let people be happy , ugh

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adrianasunderworld · 8 months

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The Papa Crowley au, where Crowley ends up having to lean on the other Headmages for his support system.

Crowley doesn't really have any family, well, not much in the way of a good family. So when all the other staff and students are gone for the summer, he realizes he's all alone with this kid with not much help or company. Usually he would Fuck Off to some tropical vacation for a few months, but he has to watch Yuu and Grim that whole time, and taking care of a small child and monster cat all on his own in a place they are unfamiliar with is not ideal. The idea of being inside all day for the whole summer with them is also not ideal. Plus Yuu is still adjusting to being in Twisted Wonderland, they haven't even been enrolled in school themselves yet, so when Crowley asked if they would like to go to say camp or something to meet other kids, they were terrified of being left behind. So this man has no clue what to do with his young charge. And then he remembered Ambrose has a grandson.

So as much as it pains him, he rung up the rival Headmage and asked to schedule a playdate with little Arthur so Yuu can hang out with a kid their own age and be comfortable being watched by other people. To which Ambrose happily agrees. It goes well, they got to a local park and the kids have fun and become friends, and Yuu becomes comfortable being watched by Ambrose and his wife, because they're nice and they get to see Arthur.

Meanwhile Clara did not need to be asked. She heard from Crowley from the start that he had taken in a child, and now she finally had time to properly meet and get to know them. Clara and children has the same effect of a kid meeting a Disney Princess. Here is this sweet lady that gets down to their level and speaks gently, and Yuu becomes very comfortable around her. So Clara becomes the person to call when he needs support or help.

Basically all the Headmages become Yuus found family.

#twisted wonderland #miss yuu #twst yuu #papa crowley au #dire crowley #twst grim #twst oc #Ambrose 63rd #Arthur Ambrose #clara cristalería

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synergysilhouette · 6 months

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Reimagining a Disney musical about "The Snow Queen"

I know what you're thinking, and you're NOT seeing double; I've already done rewrites for "Frozen" and "Frozen 2," but for this post, I'm gonna do my own idea for a Disney musical based on the Snow Queen. I did let some aspects of the film (both concept and official) inspire me, as well as the Christmas special--which felt unnecessary, but I guess not if I'm using it! Lemme know your thoughts. (Note: I do like the idea of this happening in a Northern European country like "Frozen." It's one of the few times we get a specific region in their Euopean-inspired fantasy realms. I haven't really nailed down where, but I just used Danish names here. Have NOT nailed down a time period, though; I'm thinking 16th or 17th century, in contrast to the 19th century of "Frozen.")

Plot

"Every December, wicked is heralded in by the wicked Snow Queen, bringing fear and danger in place of a joyous time for Christmas. However, when Clara decides to challenge the Snow Queen to thaw her Frozen heart, she has one year to save her kingdom from becoming her new ice palace."

Principal Characters

Clara--Intelligent, calm, and (somewhat) practical, Princess Clara is the crown princess of Rensdyr, standing out easily with her red hair and warm color tones (usually greens and reds, but other colors too), usually with floral patterns, and always keeps a rose somewhere on her person. Raised by her kindly grandfather, the studious princess craves adventure and excitement from her otherwise mundane duties. Close to Christmas, the Snow Queen--who has gone unseen for so long, they believed she was simply a myth, a relic of a bygone era, believing the harsh snow was normal--appears in the throne room, insulted by the largest, warmest holiday celebration she has ever seen. For this insolence, she curses the kingdom to eternal winter. Clara, not one to take an insult lightly, ventures to find the Snow Queen and make her reverse the curse, with only a mouse and a nutcracker given to her by her grandfather (who becomes ill and wants her to remember him by giving her his "good luck charm") as protection. She is, unsurprisingly, unable to defeat the Snow Queen physically, but instead of being killed, the Snow Queen offers her a deal: if Clara can find the Snow Queen's frozen heart somewhere in the land within a year, she will leave the kingdom and never return. However, if Clara fails, she will be but the first ice sculpture in the Snow Queen's new palace--AKA Clara's palace that she plans to take over. Clara knows she cannot trust the Snow Queen entirely, but she learns that this is simply a battle of the mind: she must simply outwit winter herself. Of course, she doesn't immediately realize that it's not the mind she needs to think with...(Note: whenever she enters the Snow Palace, her clothes are influenced by the Northern lights, so blues, whites, and vibrant rainbow colors are her new identifier.)

Kai--The knight in shining ice, one of the few humans inside the Snow Queen's domain. While she tells Clara that Kai is meant to protect her for a year and "verify" if she has found her heart and return it to her, she secretly instructs Kai to find "it" before Clara. He originally is portrayed as stoic and of few words, not a large help to Clara. When they find a beautiful ice crystal the size of his hand, Clara accidentally trips and falls into him. As she cries from a twisted ankle, the tears fall onto the crystal and his chest, revealing that for centuries, whenever the Snow Queen froze someone, their heart escaped their body and took the form of a peculiar piece of ice. They can only be captured during the winter; otherwise they melt and turn into puddles of water that the ground refuses to absorb. Upon having his heart restored, Kai finds that he still has an affinity toice, being able to refine and change it's shape--a sign of him still belonging to the Snow Queen. He becomes much more friendly while keeping his confidence and maturity, and quickly falls for Clara over the year that they search for the Snow Queen's heart--though he can't help recall what exactly "it" was that the Snow Queen wanted her to find first...

I'm kinda thinking he's very similar to the Beast when he's an ice knight, while becoming more like Phoebus once he's thawed.

The Snow Queen--A sadistic woman worshiped as a goddess due to her longevity and power, she encases the land in ice and snow, delighting in the misery of others. She's a cross between Maleficent and Cruella de Vil in terms of personality--and in clothes; while she does wear fabrics like silk, she loves the decadence of fur, particularly from animals who disappoint her. Her skin is a beautiful blueish-white, while her eyes are a bright blue, and her hair is whiter than snow. When Clara dares to stand up against her, the Snow Queen vows to break her spirit before turning her into an ice sculpture for her amusement and take over the kingdom. When she instructs Kai to find "it," she is actually not referring to her heart--which she never lost, but it is still frozen solid, making it impossible to feel positive emotions--but to the "Heart of Winter," a primordial being that once gifted her powers over ice and snow when she was a freezing girl in poverty selling matches in another kingdom. A neutral figure, if Clara managed to sway it, it would never visit the kingdom again, forcing the Snow Queen to either flee or stay powerless in the kingdom, which is not an option. When Clara does (by accident) encounter the HoW, the Snow Queen attempts to kill them both in order to keep her powers forever. She manages to freeze Clara, but , Clara's heart has grown over the journey, being more open to love and less cynical, allowing the warmth of her heart (and Kai's tears) to melt her and even the Snow Queen herself, who has lived so long that her body does not become a puddle, but a massive fjord. Her story inspires Clara to focus on the poverty when she returns home, as well as instructing a statue of the queen and the HoW so her story is never forgotten. It is revealed that her name is Anika.

The Heart of Winter--I was gonna make it look like Santa Claus, but I think Clara's grandfather should look like that. In any case, the HoW is a shapeshifter and can appear in any form, usually wise and quiet, though it enjoys the form of humans (not as young as Jack Frost, but I wanted the visual), wolves, foxes, reindeer, and dragons the most. As a spirit, it is swayed by powerful acts of emotion: negative ones like the Snow Queen's inspire it to make harsh and freezing ice, while positive ones inspire it to make memories of joy and fun during Christmastime. Clara's warm heart, however, makes the environment inhospitable for it--not that it's bitter--and thus it leaves, never to return (at least for a few centuries).

Music

I'd still want the Lopez-Anderson team to make this, and if not them, Stephen Schwartz (and maybe Alan Menken). Again, I suck at song titles.

Early in the morning--I kept having "Carol of the Bells" and "4 in the Morning" in my head when I imagined this song. Weird combination I know, but it's mainly an introduction to the kingdom, as well as Clara's life.

My Way--The Snow Queen and Clara make a bet: she must search the land for the Snow Queen's heart, and over the course of a year, the winter will become harsher until every creature on it is frozen.

Ice in my veins--The Snow Queen sings this while Clara searches desperately for her heart, laughing at the ridiculousness of the heart to make you do stupid and reckless decisions, mockingly asking if it's just her who finds it astounding.

Heartache--Kai sings this as he regains his feelings, noting how strange it is to feel again,and how he doesn't remember who he was before becoming the Snow Queen's servant, but vows to find out and free the others once everything is over.

Desperately Yours--The Snow Queen reflects on how Clara has figured out the secret to thawing out hearts, and questions if she's now more dangerous than she thought. She recalls vague feelings of love for others, but laments that it was not returned to her, and ponders how such a thing can cure hate. This is mainly a duet between Clara and Kai, but the Snow Queen intervenes at times.

My Way (Reprise)--Clara reflects on how cynical she's been, about how this whole thing was about her own ego, having glory and being right, when she hasn't stopped to appreciate those who have helped her along the way, and she realizes she loves Kai. She also reflects on how entitled the Snow Queen has become, and how bitter she is because of her tragic past.

Love Will Thaw--A soaring chorus number (I know they're usually saved for reprises, but they're underrated) where Kai and Clara and the other victims of the Snow Queen return to Rensdyr just in time to celebrate Christmas a year after the beginning of the film, but it's the perfect holiday to reconnect.

Lemme know your thoughts, questions, and concerns! I'm enjoying these "bare bones" rewrites just as much as the alterations.

#disney #disney animation #frozen #elsa #anna #kristoff

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hb-writes · 7 months

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Any Halloween headcanons of your OCs?

Yes, of course. 🙂

Suits (Charlie Specter) - Charlie absolutely loves horror films and haunted houses. The more nightmare-inducing, the better. Harvey cannot understand the appeal. She usually ends up knocking on his door when she can't fall asleep afterwards.

Peaky (Clara Shelby) - Something about the chillier air in autumn makes Clara want to bake so she always pesters the chef at Arrow House to teach her new recipes. She's an absolute scaredy cat. Terrified of ghost stories. And I'm not entirely certain on the nature of Halloween in 1920's UK, but from a brief search, going around to houses in costume and performing for food appears to have possibly been a thing. And I can absolutely picture little Finn and Clara doing just that, developing a little performance and going house to house for some spare sweets.

Twilight (Mia Cullen) - Mia dresses up as a vampire more than once for Halloween. She does it as a child to be more like her family and then again as a teenager just to be a smartass.

The Punisher (Lenny Falconio) - Lenny loves Halloween and doing all of the stereotypical fall things. She's very serious about pumpkin carving, apple picking, and putting together homemade costumes for everyone.

True Blood (Elisabeth Northman) - Elisabeth has never gone trick or treating.

Shades (Emmeline Grey) - Emma has always had the most extravagant Halloween costumes. Like thinking full gowns and tiaras when she wanted to be a Disney princess. Her birthday is shortly after Halloween, so she also usually liked to have Halloween-themed bday parties while growing up.

The Family Stone (Maggie Stone) - Most of Maggie's Halloween costumes growing up were old costumes belonging to her older siblings and almost all of them were difficult to guess what they were supposed to be (Sybil and Kelly are a bit eccentric, after all).

Supernatural (Nora Winchester) - Pretty sure Dean is more into Trick or Treating than Nora because he always makes sure she gets to go even if they're on the road. It's a great way to get boat loads of free candy and to pick up chicks. Nora's fine with it until she gets to be ~13 years old and feels too old to be going door to door, but Dean pushes it anyway.

White Collar (Alice Burke) - Alice loves going to look at the fancy Brownstones on the Upper West Side decorated for Halloween. She gets special permission to have Neal's radius extended temporarily so he can go with her.

Marvel (Maxine Parker) - Max dresses up as a different avenger each year (another girl being a casual smartass 😅).

#halloween headcanons #clara shelby #charlie specter #mia cullen #lenny falconio #elisabeth northman #emmeline grey #maggie stone #nora winchester #alice burke #maxine parker

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deathmaiidens · 1 year

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Can I hear your Suzy Bannion headcanons?

Certainly!

Due to her FC being the lovely Seohyun, my version of Suzy is South Korean, but spent a lot of her childhood and adolescence in America

Her mother was a very famous dancer with another company and they were very close. Even before she died when she was ten (which obviously affected her a lot), Suzy was enchanted by the world of ballet and wanted to follow in her footsteps

Her father wasn't by any means abusive (or even purposefully neglectful), but her relationship with him is somewhat strained due to his distance. After her mother's death, she saw herself as pretty much on her own and tried too hard to be mature and responsible before she really had to be

I play her as more of an ingenue and wide-eyed idealist than she is in the original movie. She's like a lot of the heroines from the ballets she loves, but can be witty like in the film sometimes and is a lot stronger than she seems. She's basically a bad-ass Disney Princess

Her favorite ballet is Giselle, but she has a soft spot for The Nutcracker as well (it was her childhood favorite and Clara was the first role she danced at age fourteen)

Her favorite movie is The Red Shoes and she dyed her hair auburn as a nod to Moira Shearer. I have her tag as 'the red shoes' mainly because of the Kate Bush song inspired by the film reminding me of her and the grimness of the original story fitting the overall mood of Suspiria

#outrageousspectacle #the red shoes (suzy ❧ headcanon)#the red shoes (suzy ❧ answered)#tysm for this! :)

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almacambiondaughterofsaleos · 1 month

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Drawn together a raunchy adult animation show. Clara who is meant to be a parody of disney princess her being the nice bigot who don't mind using her authority whatever she want to. It'a much more done better executed than charlie

I don't know Cara did feel like a shallow parody.

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sorcerymuses · 1 year

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A comprehensive list of the Languages spoken by my muses!

Page Key › With a special note that all English language is European standard unless specified otherwise.

Bolded Text › Native languages

Plain Text › Fluent/Learned languages

Italicized Text › Languages being studied

*Roma-Greek* is a completely fictional combination of Roman, Latin and Ancient Greek used for spells, as you can see, it crosses all verses as per the Mun ’s preference and ease of use.

Disney Princess

Jasmine › Arabic, English

Cinderella › French, English

Anna › Norwegian, English, Old Norse

Elsa › Norwegian, Old Norse, English, Dutch, Spanish, Some varied Irish and Scot dialects

Cassandra › German, English

Rapunzel › German, English

Miraculous

Alix › French, Arabic (Egyptian), English, Ancient Egyptian

Chloé › French, English, FSL, German, Greek

Kagami › Japanese, English, French

Marinette › French, English, Min Chinese, Italian, German, ISL, FSL

Encanto

Dolores › Spanish

Isabela › Spanish

Julieta › Spanish

Luisa › Spanish

Mirabel › Spanish

Pepa › Spanish

Misc. Disney

Elena › Spanish, English

Violet › American English

Gus › English, Spanish

Luz › American English, Spanish

Judy › English

Doll Franchises

Apple › English

Briar › English

Bunny › Riddlish, English

Cupid › English, Greek

Duchess › English, Riddlish

Kitty › Riddlish, English

Lizzie › Riddlish, English

Maddie › Riddlish, English

Raven › English, Riddlish, Roma-Greek*

Abbey › Nepali, English, Zombie

Charmella › Australian English, German, Zombie

Clawdeen › American English, Zombie

Esmaulda › Spanish, American English

Gooliope › American English, Zombie

Kiyomi › Japanese, American English, Zombie

Lagoona › Australian English, Zombie

Operetta › American English, French, Zombie

Robecca › English, Hindi, Zombie

Spectra › American English, Zombie

Twyla › American English, Zombie

Amaya › American English, Mandarin

Bella › American English, Spanish

Jade › American English, French

Sunny › American English, Japanese

Winx Club

Aisha › English, Roma-Greek*

Bloom › English, Roma-Greek*

Flora › English, Roma-Greek*

Musa › English, Roma-Greek*

Stella › English, Roma-Greek*

Tecna › English, Roma-Greek*

My Little Pony

Fluttershy › Common, most Animal Languages

Rainbow Dash › Common

Rarity › Common

Sunset Shimmer › Common

Izzy › Common

Misc. Literature

Ari › English, Roma-Greek*

Clara › English, Roma-Greek*

Draco › English, Roma-Greek*

Harry|Rose › English, Roma-Greek*

Ami › Japanese, English

Makoto › Japanese, English

Minako › Japanese, English

Rei › Japanese, English

Usagi › Japanese, English

Agatha › English

Sophie › English

Misc. Games

Riku › Japanese/Common

Sora › Japanese/Common

Zelda › Hylian, Gerudo, Rito, Zora

Misc. Shows

Azula › English

Katara › English

Rider › English

Catra › English

Perfuma › English

Amethyst › Omnilingual

Peridot › Omnilingual

Rose Quartz|Pink Diamond › Omnilingual

Aja › Omnilingual

Jim › American English, Gaeilge (Irish), Trollish

Branch › Common

Bruce › Common

Clay › Common

Floyd › Common

John Dory › Common

Viva › Common

Enid › American English

#post: headcanon #muse languages

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auditionsuggestions · 2 years

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Pedantic Rant Time! Degrees of Legitness

So, I had an audition backin February where I was asked for a legit song and being me, I asked "how legit do you want it."

Cause I have a few things in my book that are "legit" ranging from "Beyond My Wildest Dreams" (Which I consider almost more mixed) to "The Finer Things" (Basically an aria).

So, in my mind there are like 3-ish categories for songs that can then further be broken down.

A Note: A lot of these listed are women's roles, because I am a woman, but I'm trying to add a few men's roles too)

Belt--Normally a darker, chest heavy sound, though the pop belt tends to be brighter

Classic Broadway Belt (Roles include: Fanny in Funny Girl, Mama Rose in Gypsy, Reno Sweeney in Anything Goes, and Winnifred in Once Upon a Mattress, Tulsa in Gypsy, Billy Flynn in Chicago, Pulitzer in Newsies, Adelaide and Nathan in Guys and Dolls--though Adalaide has a character affectation on top of it, Frenchy in Destry Rides Again, but she also goes in the Legit mix section )

Pop Belt (Roles include: Cady and the Plastics in Mean Girls, Elle in Legally Blonde, Vanessa and Nina in In the Heights, any of the Queens in Six, and any of the female roles in Hamilton, Emmet and Warner in Legally Blonde, pretty much any role in Bring it On the Musical)

Rock Belt (Lizzie and Emma in Lizzie, Veronica in Heathers, Janice in Mean Girls, and Chris in Carrie: the musical, JD in Heathers, Peter Parker in Spider-man: Turn off the Dark, Everyone in Rent, )

Contemporary Broadway Belt (Elphaba in Wicked, Judy in 9 to 5, or Katherine in Newsies, Elsa in Frozen, Jo in Little Women, Eponine in Les Mis)

Mix--A mixed sound, brighter and lighter than belt, but still not a classical sound

Contemporary Mix (Bonnie in Bonnie & Clyde, Jerusha in Daddy Long Legs, Sarah in A Little Princess, Jenna in Waitress, Beth in Little Women)

Legit Mix (Jane in Jane Eyre, Emma in Emma the Musical, Lara in Doctor Zhivago, Natasha in Great Comet, Fantine in Les Mis, Frenchy in Destry Rides Again, but she also goes in the Golden Age Belt section)

Disney Mix (Anya in Anastasia, Ariel in Little Mermaid, Anna in Frozen, Amelie in Amelie, Amy in Little Women)

Legit--very obvious classically trained sound

Golden Age Legit (Any R&H Hero or Heroine ever, Lilli in Kiss Me Kate, Hero and Philia in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, Freddie and Eliza in My Fair Lady, Sky and Sarah in Guys and Dolls)

Pop Legit (Francesca in Bridges of Madison County, Clara in Light in the Piazza, Fabrizio in Light in the Piazza, Most of the Roles from Amazing Grace, Oona in Chaplin, Grazia in Death Takes a Holiday, Beth in Sunset Boulevard)

Contemporary Legit (Meg in Little Women, Cosette in Les Mis, Rochester in Jane Eyre, Christine in Phantom--though she's moving more pop as of late, Margaret in Carrie the Musical, All the roles in Sweeney Todd--though one could argue Classical Legit for a few of the roles, Monty and Sibella in Gentleman's Guide)

Classical Legit (Carlotta in Phantom, Margaret in Light in the Piazza, Blanche Ingram in Jane Eyre, Cunegonde in Candide--thought that's more of an operetta, Every role in Passion, Phoebe in Gentleman's Guide). This is where you'll see most opera singers cross into.

#Musical Theatre #Broadway #Auditioning #Discussion #not a suggestion #audition songs #auditions

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fairymint-archive · 2 years

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spotted @edgyearring

Name: Felix

Star Sign: Aquarius

Height: 4′10″

Middle name?: Victor

Put your itunes/spotify/youtube on shuffle. What are the first 6 songs that popped up?

Eh Eh-Lady Gaga

thank u, next- K.K. Slider cover of Ariana Grande

Jalebi Baby- Tesher and Jason Derulo

Career Boy- Dorian Electra

Stay- Zedd, Alessia Clara

Fantasy- Superfroot ft. Amber Liu

Grab one book nearest to you and turn to page 23. what’s line 17?: He ignored them and focused on his wife’s picture- smeared with his own blood- which had somehow fallen to the deckplates. [my husband’s copy of Halo The Flood]

Ever had a poem or song written about you: hm nooooo

When was the last time you played air guitar: uhh idk maybe when i took music in high school

Who is your celebrity crush?: closest thing to that might be Sam Smith;;; pfff

What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?: I hate crowd noise, the kind that keeps people from hearing what I’m saying despite not being ‘loud’, basically i hate Weekends. But I love popping bubblegum. or just, bubbles in general

Do you believe in ghosts?: oh definitely....just not something to be afraid of.

How about aliens: i hope so

Do you drive?: nah. I should tho-

if so have you ever crashed: my mom’s crashed her truck w/ me in it cause black ice lol. we just bumped the small ditch tho.

What was the last book you read?: uhhhhh idk.

Do you like the smell of gasoline: eh i remember i used to like it.

What was the last movie you saw?: Porco Russo

What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?: Smashed my forehead on concrete as a baby.

Do you have any obsessions right now?: lowkey obsessed with Legends Arceus in small doses. Robin fire emblem. RP in general. atm also lowkey with the aesthetic of Disney Princesses/women.

#dash game #edgyearring #munday.#blood.

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jonspurpleskirt · 3 years

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Perks of Beholding

Summary: Jon gets distracted from paranoia by learning he can now understand animals. This somehow solves all their problems. Or: Jon turns into a Disney princess the fic.

No Warnings apply. It’s just fluff. Heavily inspired by this lovely TMA comic: ___

It started with the Admiral. Jon was about to read the first statement his mysterious benefactor had sent when he heard a small "Jon!" from the kitchen. It had a strange, rumbling undertone to it and sounded as though a human was trying to imitate a cat.

Jon startled so hard at the unfamiliar voice that he send the papers he had in his hands flying. Instinctively grabbing the tape recorder he sprung up.

"Who's there!"

The Admiral came out of the kitchen, rubbing against the doorframe and purring. "Jon! It's time for a midday snack."

Jon blinked hard, wondering if he had lost his mind entirely, while a much louder voice was screeching in delight.

"Admiral! I can understand you!"

"Give me food Jon, I beg of you. I'm famished."

The Admiral jumped up on his lap, claws snagging on the worm hole riddled arm. It should have already been healed, but Jon continued picking on it.

"Ah..ha. Careful please. I'm damaged goods."

"My apologies. Now food and then cuddles? I crave attention."

Statement forgotten Jon spend the rest of the afternoon debating with Georgies cat about the pros and cons of feeding the Admiral without Georgies consent, sneaking snacks anyway and cuddling on the couch.

To say that Georgie was bemused when she got home was an understatement. "You can speak cat now. Are you shitting me?"

"No. It's amazing! Georgie this might be the only good thing to have happened to me in years!"

Georgie rolled his eyes, grinning. "Don't be so dramatic. So what? Are cats really planning to overthrow us lowly humans? What is he saying?"

"I'm pretty sure he wouldn't tell me if that was the case. Admiral is there anything you'd like to say to Georgie?"

The Admiral, who hadn't budged from Jons chest since after he had been fed was staring straight at him. "Tell her I love her."

Jon turned to Georgie with the most serious face she had ever seen on him. "He wants you to know that he loves you." He announced gravely. And then, after a short pause. "But he loves me more."

"I didn't say that."

"He didn't say that!"

"No, but I know."

The Admiral bit at his finger and then immediately licked the raw skin as an apology. "Unruly kitten."

"I'm not a kitten!"

"You know I'm not sure if the noises you make are cute or creepy."

~~~

His language comprehension skills didn't only focus on cat speak, Jon found out soon after. He had been brave enough to step out of Georgies flat to go for a quick walk (and buy some cat food that Georgie refused to get for the Admiral), when a voice from above cooed at him.

"So shiny!"

Jon froze at the croaky exclamation, scanning his environment and trying not to panic. There was no police nearby. Which was good. But also bad if this was going to turn out to be a robbery. There weren't any people around at all, actually. Jon had gone out at an ungodly hour as to avoid big crowds and thus being seen.

The only being he could make out was a crow perched atop a lantern, gazing down at him. Jon pointed at himself. "Are you speaking to me?"

The crow tilted its head. "It would seem so, human."

"Oh. What is it that you find so shiny?"

It considered his question for a moment, then flew down. Jon flinched when the bird landed on his shoulder, a sharp beak tapping the hair clasp Jon had used to keep his mess of a hair out of his face.

"This. I'd like to have it."

Jon itched to stroke the black feathers that caressed his cheek. A childish excitement that he hadn't felt since uni thrumming in his chest.

"You can have it. Just let me take it out first."

The crow hopped on his other shoulder, nibbling at his scarf while Jon gently untangled the clasp from his locks, careful not to jostle his new friend too much.

"There we go. Here."

"Thank you. This kindness will not be forgotten."

Jon watched the bird fly off with his possession and wished his human encounters could go so smoothly.

Word did get around fast that he was a friend of corvids and provider of shiny things. Wherever he went at least two or three crows or ravens would appear within minutes chatting him up. Most of his spare change went to them and soon he found himself buying little trinkets for them to carry off.

In the weeks that followed Jon got out more and more, keeping to parks at unreasonable hours, driven to converse with all kinds of wildlife. He hadn't touched most of the statements he had been send, too fixated on the new, harmless ability he had been granted. This had improved Georgies and his relationship immensely. She had been worried that he would obsess over who could have murdered Leitner. Him going out and talking to various animals might not have been any less strange, but at least it felt harmless enough to her that she left him to it, sometimes even tagging along.

Jon had always felt it easier to communicate with animals. And this didn't change with his new ability. Interactions were simple and their stories were interesting, with a perspective foreign enough to catch his interest. Animals viewed the world rather differently, had different priorities and had less behavioral rules that Jon could mess up.

And they weren't shy to seek out his touch once they got to know him. More often than not these days Georgie would find him with a squirrel draped around his neck, a bird pulling his hair or a cat in his arms. He had even tried to talk to some insects once, but told Georgie with a look of disappointment that they didn't have the mind for idle chatter.

Like humans not every animal was friendly or even a good conversationalist. There was a white and grey pigeon nesting close to Georgies flat, who made for dreadful smalltalk and couldn't hold a thought to save its life. And Clara the sparrow loved to spew a litany of curse words at him, because she found they sounded funny.

In the end, however, his curiousity to learn more about his abilities led him to check out more of the statements and eventually, try and contact Jude Perry. They met in a quaint little café, opting to sit outside because of Judes flamability and Jons want to have a better chance of escape should anything go wrong.

Jon didn't shake Judes hand when she first asked. But after her statement and her willingness to give him the contact of an acquaintance he felt he had to. He reached out to take her hand when a crow dived down and crashed between the two. The ball of black feathers shook itself and snapped sharply at Jons hand.

"What do you think you are doing you lanky idiot! Do you not have any instincts left in your body! What are you?! A fledgling? Shame on you! You nearly gave us a heart attack!"

"I'm sorry, but you really should fly away. Your feathers are beginning to sizzle- Ow!"

The crow had squawked at him in a rather unbecoming manner for such a lovely lady, but had heeded his warning and flown onto his shoulder, opting to snap at his ear and pull it to get him to leave the firey lady, cussing him out all the while.

"I get it, I get it! Please stop assaulting my ear."

"What."

Momentarily having forgotten his audience in order to get the furious crow out of his hair, Jon send Jude an apologetic smile.

"Sorry. Marah seems to be quite against me shaking your hand. Ow. Would you stop that I'm not doing anything!"

"You can speak with animals?" Not even Jude - I'll burn everything you love to the ground - Perry seemed to be immune to the craziness of the situation. Her grin had turned from feral to amused. The air around her had gotten colder as well.

"Ah, yes. Wasn't Gertrude also able to do so?"

Jon had finally been able to get Marah out of his hair and was cradling her against his chest, patting down her ruffled feathers and let her play with the shiny decorative coins that hung from his scarf.

"I don't think I've ever seen her doing that. But then everyone Becomes differently."

"Becomes? Ah... right sorry, no further questions. I... I guess I've always had more interest in animals then humans. Could that... I mean that could be the reason."

"Could." She echoed him, eyes fixed on the crow nestled in his arms.

A flutter of wings made both of them look up and startle at the sight of dozens of black birds perched along the roofs staring down at them.

"Did you call them?" She hissed.

"No. It's not like I can control them. I occasionally give them stuff? And they make great conversation partners. I guess they're just pretty protective of me?"

"Fledgling." Marah huffed, winding one of his long locks around her beak and tugging.

"Ow. They call me fledgling for some reason."

Jude snorted into her boiling coffee. "Yeah that checks out." Her gaze skimmed the dark wall of feathers above them. People around them had become uncomfortable as well, hurrying to get out of the area. The waiter was giving them nervous glances, too.

"If it would ease your mind I doubt they'll try to attack you if you play nice?"

"You sound awfully unsure of that."

Jon shrugged as best as he could without jostling Marah too much. "I'm still not sure how all of this works. That's why I'm looking for other avatars."

Jude shook her head and laughed. "A Watcher not Knowing something. The world never ceases to surprise me." She took out her phone, which had a cracked display, the plastic scorched where her fingers touched, but miraculously was still functioning. "Give me your number I'll forward you some of my contacts."

"Thank you!"

"Don't. You'll pay me in cute pet pictures. Once weekly."

Jon smiled, that sounded like a much better price to pay than a scorched hand. "I'll do that. Any favourites?"

"Owls." Jude said without hesitation, then blinked and scowled at him. "You'll have to get a grip on that if you don't want Mike to throw you out the window."

"I'm sorry. I really don't mean to do... whatever I'm doing."

"Watch your wording then. Don't ask questions or whatever."

Jon sighed, holding out his phone for her to copy his number. "Right."

He bought Marah her favourite pastry as a thank you for saving him and promised to get her that pretty ring she had seen. It was quite expensive, but Jon thought it was worth it.

~~~

Jon was a bundle of frayed nerves when he went to visit Mike Crew. They had written back and forth a bit over the days and no matter how much Jon tried to coax Mike into meeting him somewhere more open the Avatar of the Vast never budged.

So here he was, sans crow support, knocking on the door of a serial killer. The young man that welcomed him in was only shorter than him by maybe an inch or two. He had donned a fake smile and was asking if he wanted some tea.

Jon didn't. He had a set of questions, hungered for Mikes statement. But Judes warning stopped him from immediately going for it. Drinking bland tea he didn't want was probably the better alternative to being thrown out a window. Not that that was still a very real possibility afterwards.

"I'd love to. Thank you."

Mike seemed surprised that he had taken him up on the offer. "Huh. Well then. Come in. I only have Lavender and Peppermint, any preferences?"

Jon tried to distract himself from the very obvious scar on Mikes neck by taking in the spacious flat he had just entered. "Peppermint sounds nice."

"Peppermint it is, then."

Jon trailed after him into the kitchen, a bit lost on what the etiquette was when being a first time guest. Was he supposed to wait somewhere? Go to the couch? Was he even allowed to take a seat before being told?

At least he had gotten better at small talk. True Mike Crew wasn't an animal, but Jon had found out that being nice was actually well received by humans and avatars alike. (What a shocker.)

"You have a lovely apartment."

Mike shot him what looked like a genuine grin. "Thank you! A gift from Simon. He's taking good care of all the new Vast avatars. Tends to try and adopt them, but I quite like my autonomy and the family parties he throws are dreadful."

Jon couldn't help but pout. The terminology didn't confuse him as much anymore. Jude had deigned to explain that to him via text, with a lot of gloating and bad puns. "I wish the Eye would be so welcoming. I swear for an entity that's all about knowing it doesn't tell me shit."

"Tough. You sure you work for the Eye and not the Web? Here. Come on don't just stand there like a bean pole the couch is a perfectly good place to sit."

"Good lord I hope so. I hate spiders."

"Cheers to that."

Not asking questions was hard. Jon was an impatient man, endlessly curious. And something within him craved Mikes statement. He opted to be honest with Mike about that, telling him without turning it into a burning question and the Avatar nodded in understanding.

"Alright I'll tell you my story then. Because you were nice enough not to ask and we short people should work together."

Jon hadn't been prepared for the sad tale that had been Mikes life. It seemed that he had only been able to somewhat settle down in the last few years. Being on the run for so long, Jon could only imagine what it did to a persons mind. He was only being wanted for murder for a bit now and the stress and paranoia was already killing him.

"Huh." Mike blinked when he was done, tea gone cold in his hands. "That was actually pretty therapeutic. I'm not opposed to doing this again."

They talked idly for a while after, Mike far less aggressive in his attitude than Jude, although he did lightly threaten him once or twice and gave him a horrible case of vertigo when Jon accidently insulted his taste in books.

Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the door and Mikes eyes narrowed. "I thought we agreed you'd come alone."

"I did." Jon defended himself, fear easily flooding back into his body.

They both stood and carefully inched towards the door. Just as Mike was about to open it, mouth already open to scold whoever had dared to interrupt him, a chorus of loud hisses, meows and a surprised shout made them freeze.

"Jon! A Hunter is here! We've got her handled. Run!"

Not thinking Jon snatched Mikes wrist and pulled him away from the entrance to the flat. The floor underneath him seemed to give way, but Mike at least hadn't fully thrown him into his domain. He dragged them both deeper into the flat. "Shit that's Tonner."

"Who?"

"The police. I ah... might be wanted for murder at the moment. I thought I've been descreet enough. But apparently not. Sorry."

He didn't like that Mikes eyes gleamed with a newfound respect after hearing that. "Oh yeah. I forgot that murder was illegal for a moment. Who did you kill?"

"I didn't." Jon scowled. "I was framed. It was Jurgen Leitner."

"Leitner?!"

"Hmhm. Turns out he was hiding below the institute the whole time. Honestly he was a rather pathetic old man."

Mike tsked. "Good riddance."

"Quite."

Mike eyed the window as the cursing from outside continued. They both flinched when there was a gunshot. Jon lurched forward, running towards the sound, only to be harshly janked back with surprising force. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

"She's shooting the cats! I need to save them!" There might have been a bit of static in his voice, fueled by the panic.

An inhuman growl came from outside and a layered voice shouting "Stay back!".

"That's a Hunter out there!"

Jon only let out a pathetic whine. His cats. He couldn't leave his cats! But the arm around his waist didn't let him go. Mike cursed behind him.

"You're crazy. And weird. You owe me for this."

"I can pay in cute animal pictures."

Mike snorted and let Jon go, leaving him to open the door. As soon as Daisy was in sight there was a loud Pop and a yelp, then she was gone. Jon knelt down in the mass of hissing fur, hands stroking over every body he could find, frantically looking for injuries on any of his babies. They came to him immediately, butting against his hands, chanting "Jon!" and started to purr up a storm.

"I think she just fired a warning shot." Mike mused, pointing towards the ceiling.

Jon heaved a huge sigh. "Oh thank god."

Mike tilted his head at the strange display before him. "Are those free of fleas?"

"Of course! They all are perfectly well behaved, clean angels."

Mike rolled his eyes. "Cool. They can come in then. I'm sure they just saved both of our lifes. Might as well reward them a bit."

And that was how Jon joined an impromptu sleepover at a supernatural serial killers flat, drowned in cats and delightfully tipsy, because Mike insisted on drinking to not dying.

The next morning greeted them with more knocking, which was nearly drowned out by the screams of the cats begging for food. Mike shot him a tired look.

"I deal with the cats. You open the door. You only presumably killed one guy. I'm sure they won't shoot you on sight."

Jon really didn't think that logic was sound, but decided against arguing with Mike, who turned out to not be a morning person at all. Some of the cats came with him as he greeted Basira, who frowned at his entourage.

"I didn't know Mike Crew was secretly a cat lady."

"Ah no, that would be me."

"Right. That sounds more believable. I just came by to let you know that you're in the clear. Elias Bouchard is the murderer. We have evidence now."

"Cool." Came the nonplussed reply from behind Jon.

Both avatars (could Jon count himself as an avatar at this point?) stared the police woman down. Jon unsure how to either continue or end the conversation and Mike probably trying to glare her to death. By the looks of it Basira had suddenly developed a very bad case of vertigo.

She stood her ground, though, clearing her throat and staring right back. "Would you know where Daisy is? She came her to investigate yesterday and I didn't hear from her since."

Mike giggled, Jon sighed and the cats purred in triumph, looking smug. This did not reassure Basira in the slightest.

"Your feral mutt was making a racket outside my flat, Officer."

"She was shooting at the cats." Jon was still upset about that, bending down to cradle one of them against his chest. The good boy immediately began licking his chin to soothe him.

Basira just about held herself back from snarling at them, keeping her cold, professional mask in place. "And where is she now?"

Jon glanced over to Mike in question. The Avatar of the Vast grinned. "Enjoying a long skydiving trip!"

"I'd like to have her back, please. We'll need her to confront Elias."

"We?"

Basira shot him a glare. "Yes." There was no room for arguement there.

Jons shoulders slumped and Mike patted his head in faux sympathy. There was a scream from outside.

"There. Done. See you around Archivist. Send pictures not Cops."

"If I survive this." Jon grumbled, the cats trailing behind him as he left with officer Hussain.

Daisy met them halfway down the stairs and nearly lunged at Jon. Basira took the whole car ride to calm her down. A task that was made even harder by Jon, who was unconsciously bristling with static, still very much furious about Daisy trying to harm his babies. No matter how many times either of the women explained that they would never and that Daisy hadn't aimed at any of them, Jon could not be calmed. This was the only reason why Basira allowed him to take a huge orange tabby into the car.

Really.

#tma #jonathan sims #jude perry #mike crew #fanfiction #fluff #my writing #i will not stop writing until jon has befriended everyone #i just need this guy to be happy okay #also on ao3

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adrianasunderworld · 2 years

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Do you think you could talk a little more about White Ash? I really like this school you created especially Cristaleria

Sure!

Admittedly I have not fully figured out the dorm situation, like names, crest, etc. But so far the thought I've had is each dorm is based/inspired by a Disney Fairy. So Flora, Fauna, Merryweather, Tinkerbell, The Blue Fairy, etc.

The school was founded centuries ago by the Fairy Godmother, who is Clara aka Headmage Cristalerías grandmother. She passed the title and her wand to Clara when she was ready to finally retire almost 200 years ago, Clara has been Headmage ever since. The school was founded to give girls from any social status an education. Most arcane academies at the time mostly taught children of the elite, and we know the Fairy Godmother would not stand for that. So she founded The White Ash Institute. There isn't much to the name other than White-in reference to Snow White. Ash being another word for Cinder, as in Cinderella.

While Night Raven College selection is, for the most part, the dark mirror seeking out students with magic potential and sending a coffin and carriage for them. The Fairy Godmothers wand does much the same. A few weeks before the school year starts, Clara casts a spell with the wand to seek out the next round of first year students. "By my command, find every eligible maiden in this land" The wand seeks girls with magic who would be good potential students, and a pair of glass slippers is left on the girls doorstep with a letter of acceptance/invitation to attend the school. There is no faking entry or stealing someone's letter. The glass slipper is meant to only fit the girl it was intended for. Even if they're the same size, the shoe is magic and will not let anyone else put it on no matter what. The slippers are part of the ceremonial outfit and must be worn at orientation. (don't worry they're quite comfortable and it's pretty much impossible to trip in them.) A carriage is always sent to collect students who accept admission. While the dark mirror can be used as a portal, White Ash has magic pumpkin carriage's that take you wherever you want to go.

The school is not on the Isle of Sages, but it is across the bay from it. as the three closest arcane academies, NRC, RSA, and WAI have a few traditional events held every year. Including the famous Midnight Ball. White Ash usually hosts this event, it's a giant masquerade ball. In the spirit of the famous princess that inspired it, the idea is to not know who your dance partners are. That is until it ends at midnight. There is a spell over the castle to keep your mask on until the stroke of twelve where the spell is lifted and you may reveal yourself. Or leave and keep the mystery alive.

NRC has historic apple trees, while White Ash has a famous pumpkin patch on school grounds. It's very popular in the fall. The school hosts carriage rides and everything. While NRC has many ghosts to work as staff, White Ash hires pixies that do such things like cook, clean, and keep the grounds. There is also a great deal of mice that scurry around school grounds to assist students. Like showing them where to find library books or deliver messages. And of course, report back to Headmage Cristalería if something is afoot. The safety of her students is, after all, her upmost priority.

#twisted wonderland #twst oc #clara cristaleria #the white ash intitute #night raven college

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lins-fandom-hub · 2 years

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I posted 224 times in 2021

67 posts created (30%)

157 posts reblogged (70%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 2.3 posts.

I added 169 tags in 2021

#hogwarts mystery - 41 posts

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Longest Tag: 118 characters

#one of these days your words will do something drastic and i won't be surprised if you end up with a guilty conscience

My Top Posts in 2021

"You're nothing but a disgrace, Lin. Just like your brother. Your older brother Jacob is missing--probably dead."

"As I said, I was transported out of here against my will, so I had no choice but to leave Jacob behind. But if I did have a choice...I would have left him here to rot anyway. The good news is I won't sentence you to a fate as long and gruelling as Jacob's. You've outlived your usefulness so I'll kill you all now..."

"Rowan, I'm so sorry. I wish I could have stopped you."

Sorry not sorry for this edit?? I intended to go a different way with it but eh...

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"Clara Lin, the Hero of Hogwarts?"

"It's better than being 'Jacob Lin's little sister' forever."

"There's no escape from that! You'll always be my little sister. That's never going to change...even if everything else has."

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"All you've done is cause pain! And you'll pay for that."

"Is that so? Come and duel me, then."

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"Right here, right now,

I'm looking at you and my heart loves the view

'Cuz you mean everything."

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Introducing...my first Clara x Barnaby art, inspired from the recent Valentine's Day Ball TLSQ. Storybook romance = inspiration from Barbie and Disney Princess promo posters and DVD cases here 😂

I don't know if I will stick to this outfit for the actual quest or change it to Cho's Yule Ball dress instead--I didn't even know about the Cho dress until recently, so I stuck with this dress option for the art. We'll see though.

Anyway, hope today is filled with love from all your family, friends, and loved ones!

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"An example that love conquers all."

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borisbubbles · 3 years

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15. SWEDEN

Hanna Ferm - “Brave”

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In the year 2020, the social scientists at Sveriges Television faced their biggest challenge yet: Convince the Swedish voting public to crown a female Melfest winner.

This was a task that would require a near-Herculean amount of effort, of course. No degenerate male (--Tenko Chabashira) should be given a remotely decent song so they could inevitably plunge into the abyss. All alpha females however should be given a STRONG EMPOWERMENT ANTHEM!

Enter Hanna Ferm, who has <<A Completely Unique Never Before Seen Staging Concept by Sasha Jean-Baptiste>> and the EMPOWERMENT anthem of our decade!!!!

She then took the stage, and-

BRAVE NOW

I FUCKING SLAPPED A RABBI

I’M ALL GAY NOW.

AIN’T NUTTING GONNA STEP ON MY BRAIN NOW.

...

. . .

15. SWEDEN

Dotter - “Bulletproof”

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In the year 2020, the social scientists at Sveriges Television faced their biggest challenge yet: Convince the Swedish voting public to crown a female Melfest winner.

ENTER DOTTER, who blew the competition out of the fucking *Kattegat* with her sultry-sex laser lapdance

I’M NOT BULLETPROOF

*HOOT-HOOT*

Clearly someone who exudes so much femininity and glamour easily snatched Sweden’s wig away and she-

oh.

15. Sweden

The Mamas - “Move”

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Entry Analysis

and suddenly the Mamas came out of nowhere and won ahead of the two hot favourites.

I honestly... have no clue how this happened? Not that I’m complaining, after *all the fucking MEDIOCRE-TO-AWFUL MEN* SVT had put is through over the years, I was more than pleased to witness that 2020′s Melfest had turned into a feministic battle royale of various women in differing stages of ‘sass’ grinding the beta manfolk into soylent paste. Loved it.

What, I didn’t love however, is the end result, oops! Yes, I like ‘Move’ and The Mama’s are, probably by default, my fave Swedish entrant since Måns,

However...

‘Move’ is just so... plain?

Honestly, if this were any country other than Sweden, would we even have paid attention to ‘Move’? It’s your average inconspicuous disney soulpop. You could rewatch “Hercules” and stumble upon a “Move” every 20 minutes or however far apart the Muse scenes are. Generic cliché soul remains generic and cliché even under Sweden’s flag, folk, I am so sorry to tell you.

However, my main gripe with ‘Move’ is largely that it beat Anna and Dotter and well... that doesn’t fucking matter anymore? If I’m going to be deprived of Anna and Dotter, I’d rather have them lose fair and square to a likable, if vastly inferior entry, than to have them conned out of Eurovision by what Queen Senhit refers to as “Il Maledetto Virus”.

So all there’s left for me, is to enjoy “Move”, which I do. I like the Mamas, whose materal warmth permeates through every note and transforms “Move” into... well, almost a good song.

I suppose I’ll add an addendum for “In the middle” because the ONLY scenario where I’ll be discussing that song here is if it wins Melfest 2021 and it won’t. Why won’t it win? Well 1) it’s worse than “Move” and as I just established, “Move” isn’t that good. 2) Eric Saade Hurricane Clara will take ZERO prisoners when she takes Sweden by Klingenström and wins the televote!!!! 3) Eric probably still wins anyway, continuing the Swedish trend of mediocre male Melfest winners. lol. Sigh.

NF Corner

Since I already linked Hanna and Dotter, I’ll start with them.

Hanna fell under the category of “amusingly bad” for me. Yes, “Brave” is a really bad song, come on now, you must realize this by now, yes? It’s your typical Laurell Barker pseudofeministic bullcrap, dime a dozen. It was a fave simply because it closed semi four.

What amazes me (and secretly, amuses me), is the speed at which the basics seemed to realize it was no good? Usually it takes Sweden snatching a top five spot before they realize it. Oh well, the sweet prerogative of being a woman participating in Melodifestivalen.

Dotter otoh. Man, I was OBSESSED with Annamazing and I didn’t expect anyone to claim her spot as my fave in Melfest 2020, but then Dotter came, saw and conquered. "Bulletproof” is the perfect song for bedroom karaoke purposes and one that just *oozes* feminist power without forcing it.

Naturally, a kick-ass woman was never winning a Swedish NF, courtesy of the Austrian Jury (the basics were convinced the Austrian Jury downvoted Dotter by accident but like... look at where Austria is located on a map and tell me *that* is a region known for good Eurovision taste.) Still, “Bulletproof” holds up to this day! I am sure that if Bulletproof had won Melfest and Eurovision 2020 would have gone through, Sweden would have come top 3 and maybe even won. Hopefully “Lidl Tort” can pull an upset on Friday!!!!

And now we talk about Anna:

Anna Bergendahl - “Kingdom come”

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Honestly, this song is just “Ashes to ashes” but with an act? Which: 😍 I love ‘Kingdom Come’ to bits and I especially love how Anna manages to ground her song as a moment. If Dotter hadn’t been there (and if Eurovision hadn’t been cancelled), I would have been SO annoyed by her being robbed twice in a row, but at least she got the recognition she deserved this time around. SLAY MY SWEET GOBLIN PRINCESS!!! (I’d say “queen” but she’s younger than I am o_O)

And, perhaps shockingly enough, I liked a male-fronted act this year? No, not Felix, lmfao - “Boys With Emotions” was a walking seizure and that’s merely refering to the bit you could hear. No, I am of course taking paypur’npenn, riding u leddersh about everyone’s favourite granny magnet:

Victor Crone - “Troubled Waters”

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The years have been kind to the memory of Victor Crone because I was looking forward to seeing him in Melfest. Fortunately, he did not disappoint either. “Straight Guy Kui Tuuled Pöörduvad” was the perfect recepticle for Victor Golden Retriever-like personality. He was fun, good and most importantly, harmless. I’M ON MY WAYYYY THRU TRAWLED WAAAAATERSH. 😍

Freaky Friday Factor

In Melodifestivalen 2020, Sweden literally produced the most anti-Melfest Melfest everrrrr. To a point that it makes 2019′s DISGUSTING RESULTS (reminder: four female acts, all of which were good, were the bottom four, over fucking GARBAGE such as Nano and Bishara 🤢, might I add.). SO YES, I am happy the backlash forced Christer to specifically put together a Melfest that would always crown a female winner, and then his pet fave lost, and then the fan fave ALSO lost in two shocking upsets is just the icing on top. Good job on entertaining me, Sweden, your reward is four Senheads.

I LOVE MY TOP 14!!! YAY!!!

#Eurovision #Eurovision Song Contest #Eurovision 2020 #Sweden #The Mamas #Move

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kodzusken · 4 years

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Hello!!!!!! Can I have 💫 with this prompt of Peter? “No one has a romantic bone in their body anymore! What happened to playing songs outside windows, glitter and sparkles on handmade Valentine’s cards, dancing in the rain!? What happened?!”

you couldn’t help but slam the door as you walked into your apartment angrily, ignoring the jab of guilt in your side. it was valentine’s day, the one day where you couldn’t go anywhere without being ambushed by hearts every five seconds. but today, it wasn’t you with the broken heart. it was your best friend.

“what’s wrong?” peter looked up from his spot on the couch, his eyebrows already starting to knit together with concern. he laid down his console next to him as you approached, a scowl evident on your face.

“the dude mj’s dating is such a douche,” you said bitterly. peter nodded sympathetically. “he didn’t even do anything for valentine’s day and mj ended up all alone, by herself on the most romantic day of the year. on top of that, she didn’t even get a card or anything. not even some cheap ass store bought card.”

you flopped down on the couch and huffed. “no one has a romantic bone in their body anymore,” you complained. “what happened to playing songs outside windows, glitter and sparkles on handmade valentine’s cards, dancing in the rain? what happened?”

peter patiently waited for you to finish before slipping an arm around your shoulders and chuckling gently. “poor mj,” he said sadly. “we really have to make it up for her sometime. like a dinner or a gift card to hot topic.”

you rolled your eyes. “i think i’ll get her a new sketchbook.” you shifted closer to peter and laid your head on his shoulder. “anyway, i hope you don’t pull any of that shit.”

“oh, that reminds me,” he said suddenly, moving a little to pull something out from under a pillow. “here’s a cheap ass store bought card, y/n. happy valentine’s day.”

you raised your eyebrows as he smiled cheekily. “just open it.”

you did so, wary of what peter was planning. two plane tickets to florida immediately fell into your lap, and you held them up curiously. “don’t tell me we’re going to disney.”

“we’re going to disney,” peter said anyway, a huge grin on his face. you barely heard the end of his words as you let out a squeal and threw your arms around him. “see, y/n? i have romantic bones.”

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