"Either go to hell or go to sleep, Allie."
He grinned. "I pick hell."
"Be on your way then."
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i am once AGAIN thinking about the scene in black sails where flint has just been forced by miranda to confront his overwhelming grief over losing thomas, which has been fueling his unholy rage for the past two seasons. flint is sitting there, having a flashback, drowning in the tragedy and injustice of his gay lover’s death… then vane bursts into the room like a roided-up kool-aid man and immediately tries to kill him. 10/10, flawless tonal whiplash, one of the funniest moments in the entire show.
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I headcanon trans regulus Black, and you know how the stairs on the girls dorm turns into a slide if a boy tries to go up, I feel like as soon as regulus stepped his little trans ass on those stairs in first year hogwarts was just like. No. You are boy. LEAVE!!
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“Weird top surgery scars you got there”
“Oh actually that’s from the time my bestie got so horny he tried to kill me :)”
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who up disventuring their camp
drawing characters youve never drawn before sucks ass but that aiden is kinda fire looking fr
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Steve: I’m not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Bucky with someone else.
Natasha: Yeah that’s jealousy.
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