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#Not my best but I tried!
doomfox · 2 years
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a boy (without meaning to) sneaks up behind demon dad and he grabs them with his tail when surprised
Wade was happily minding his own business. He had a beer cracked open, resting on the kitchen table while he washed the dishes, the stereo crackling out classic rock tunes. It was, in every way, a normal average day in the Whipple household. Well, mostly. He raised a clawed hand and grabbed his beer, raising it to his lips and taking a swig, before continuing with his jobs.
He scrubbed at a plate, completely absorbed in the mundane task and trying hard to ignore the anxiety building in his chest. He had many problems right now, not least the dwindling funds in his savings and his lack of success finding work. Regardless what had happened to him, he still needed to buy food and keep the lights on.
He paused in his chores and vaguely checked the talons on his right hand. The claws grew back fast, no matter how much he kept them trimmed. They could cause some major damage.
He remembered Eclipse saying something about hunting. Wade really didn't want to go that route, but if things got so desperate...
"Dad, can you help with my homework..."
Wade jumped, startled, spinning and releasing a hiss. Silver almost ran from the kitchen, ducking back and clutching a book to his chest in shock.
Wade's senses returned to him, he blinked, and a wave of terror and guilt slammed into him. "Oh my god, Silver... come here..." the little grey hedgehog's lip trembled and his eyes became wet but he allowed his father to wrap him in a hug, face pressing into Wade's baggy hoodie. The former human apologised over and over, planting kisses into the top of his adopted son's head. Wade felt disgusted with himself, and his inability to control the vicious alien instinct that surrounded his human sensibilities like a seas of snakes circling a withering flame.
"Dad?" Silver sniffled, amber eyes looking up to meet his father's, "why do you have to be like this? Can't you be human again?"
Wade sadly looked down at his son. Silver had taken his transformation hard, and Wade felt ashamed. He was trying so hard to keep going for his boys, and all he could do was frighten and worry them. "If I could, it'd be the first thing I'd do..." Wade said, running a finger back through his son's quills. "But remember... no matter what I look like, I'm always still gonna be your dumb old dad, right?"
That got a little chuckle out of Silver, the hedgehog rubbing his eyes and sniffling.
"What?" Wade cocked his head, "you agreeing with me? You think I'm dumb and old?"
"No..." Silver half-hiccupped-half-giggled, a little smile tweaking his muzzle.
"Really?" Wade crouched to Silver's level, "then why you laughing? Why are you laughing??"
Silver squealed as Wade grabbed him beneath the armpits and lifted him into the air, holding him beneath the armpits and swinging him side-to-side. The grey hedgehog giggled, kicking his legs as his dad spun him in the air.
"What's going on?"
Shadow stood framed in the door, watching as Silver turned and grinned in Wade's grip. "Shadow! Help!"
"Shadow!" Wade set eyes on his eldest and tucked Silver under and arm, "come over here!"
Shadow turned and wailed, his dad giving chase as Silver cackled in his arm. The chase entered the living room, where another red-and-black lay snoozing on the couch.
"Eclipse!" Shadow cried, waking his brother with a start, "Dad's trying to get us!"
The Darkling blinked, bemused as Wade charged into the living room and apprehended Shadow, Silver still wriggling in his other arm. Both hedgehogs were laughing while their dad roughhoused with them, and Eclipse was utterly dumbfounded. He'd never seen a parent play with their children like this.
"Eclipse! Help!" Shadow grinned, batting at Wade's side with his little hands.
Eventually the fun was too inviting and Eclipse pounced, diving in to save the two hedgehogs from their captor. And soon, Wade had all three boys in his grip, Silver and Shadow tucked under both arms and Eclipse wrapped securely in his tail. "Ha! You boys thought you could take your old man?? You'll have to do better than that!"
Later, Wade had allowed the boys a victory, and cushions now littered the floor after becoming makeshift weapons with which three hyperactive boys had battered their guardian. Wade lounged on the couch, both hedgehogs hugging into him while Eclipse lay curled at the end, all three asleep after the excitement. Wade checked the time, finding it was way, way past the boys' bedtimes. He didn't mind. They'd had fun, the first real fun he'd had with his kids since his transformation. He looked over the sleeping boys, both arms wrapped gently around the two hedgehogs. It felt normal. It felt right.
Much of the time Wade felt like a monster, but if he could still have fun with his kids, maybe he was still more human than he thought.
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whalefill · 8 months
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feeling fish emotions today
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basshole-astard · 10 months
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PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!
regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!
regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.
gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!
no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!
Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!
honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3
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isjasz · 1 month
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🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌖
(happy eclipse day yesterday🎆🎆🎆)
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allthingskenobi · 9 days
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I feel safe. Yes, it feels like that.
@swsource​ star wars week: day 6 – may the 4th be with you!
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mindie-arts · 1 month
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Fuck it *ponifies your military men✨*
This might be my new obsession-
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catmanbowser · 5 months
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Please draw leather jacket discowing more I beg of you he is so pretty!!!!! Also maybe leather jacket Cass but ahhh your art???? It's soo goodddd!!!
THANK YOU TEEHEE <3<3
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Idk if you’ll see this anon bcs this is an old ask but here you go </3
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courfee · 3 months
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oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers
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valeriapryanikova · 3 months
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i'm really vibing with joel's japanese inspired cyberpunk aesthetic rn so i tried to design some outfits but idk if this is any good cus i'm not good at fashion :P
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bluegiragi · 2 months
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human.
early access + nsfw on patreon
more backstory that i wrote up for patreon heh:
Simon and Tommy had a complicated relationship as brothers. 
At a young age, Simon basically wrote himself off as a lost cause, and did the best he could to make sure at least Tommy had a chance to be a functioning human being. After all, Tommy was the gentler brother, the dreamer, the one who looked like their mother (who'd walked out on them years ago to escape their father). But Tommy got bitter, got sick of the one always being protected, being babied. He lost respect for Simon, for the way he wouldn't fight back, and in a twisted way, grew closer to his father as a way to learn how to be powerful, strong. It backfired, and Tommy got wrapped up in some bad business.
Simon's kid brother died while he was deployed. He got the news in the letter, and it broke him in a big way. In the story timeline, it was years and years ago but it still hurts like hell whenever Simon thinks about him. 
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beinghuman11235 · 5 months
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Your reward is a world made barren by your own hand
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zosanbrainrot · 2 months
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meet cute at your local żabka
english translation and notes under the cut 💗💗💗
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żabka (froggy) is the name of an extremely popular corner shop chain in Poland, it's literally everywhere
My translation is not always literal but sometimes vibes based, like in PL version Sanji doesn't use "jesus" in the second page, but the expression "ja pierdole" doesn't have an english equivalent that would make sense in this contex, literally it means "I fuck" lmao
I now see I mixed up prepositions when Sanji asks Luffy for the sauces, uh oh ANYWAY
I also didn't translate the cans Zoro brings at the end, the writing on the cans says "potwór" which means "monster", so yup these are basically monster energy drinks but translated literally hence the capitalized P as the logo. Why does he drink that instead of some Polish ass beer? Good question, I just enjoy calling them drinks Potwór, and dont know much about beer
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ohmygraves · 4 months
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ghost who eloped with his spouse, who moved into a small house for about a month before he had to fly out on a missions outside of england. hell, the place was pretty bare and he couldn't even manage to put in some nice furniture before price told him to get his arse into a plane to russia for a five month long mission. didn't even get to enjoy some honeymoon before his job fucked him over.
safe to say, he hadn't established a routine at his new home yet ever since he moved out of his barracks room at the base. he was only at home for a little while, it only makes sense that he doesn't know where everything goes sometimes. and of course, he somehow misplaced himself.
at the end of the deployment, he was too tired to even care. his eyes were so heavy and tired that he made his way back to his old barracks room, kicking the door down and throwing his bags to the side (and scaring poor soap who was asleep on the bed, since of course he's the one who took ghost's old room back at the base).
his eyes met the scot, a little confused as to why he sees someone on his bed.
"whit the hell!? lt!? did the missus kick ye out?" soap groaned, scared shitless as he tries to calm his heart.
the question took him off guard, and he stood by the doorway quietly, just processing it.
"... i have a spouse."
"ye eedjit." soap shook his head, telling him to leave soon or else an angry spouse will buzz off his mohawk.
poor ghost, rushed out of the base in the middle of the night trying to get back home. he's got a lot of apologizing to do. hopefully his spouse was asleep and didn't realize that he practically drove twice over the speed limit and possibly ran over someone just to get to his spouse's arms.
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east-winddd · 4 months
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My first attempt at oil painting :)
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cacaocheri · 7 months
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this mental image wouldn't leave me until i drew it so here you guys go
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hazel-callahans · 8 months
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"honestly, i feel like she's the underrated heartthrob of the film."   — ruby cruz on her character, hazel, sxsw 2023
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