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[bitchesgetriches]

{ MASTERPOST } Everything You Need to Know about Retirement and How to Retire

How to start saving for retirement

Dafuq Is a Retirement Plan and Why Do You Need One?

Procrastinating on Opening a Retirement Account? Here’s 3 Ways That’ll Fuck You Over.

Season 4, Episode 5: “401(k)s Aren’t Offered in My Industry. How Do I Save for Retirement if My Employer Won’t Help?”

How To Save for Retirement When You Make Less Than $30,000 a Year

Workplace Benefits and Other Cool Side Effects of Employment 

Your School or Workplace Benefits Might Include Cool Free Stuff

Do NOT Make This Disastrous Beginner Mistake With Your Retirement Funds

The Financial Order of Operations: 10 Great Money Choices for Every Stage of Life

Advanced retirement moves

How to Painlessly Run the Gauntlet of a 401k Rollover

The Resignation Checklist: 25 Sneaky Ways To Bleed Your Employer Dry Before Quitting

Ask the Bitches: “Can I Quit With Unvested Funds? Or Am I Walking Away From Too Much Money?”

You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan

Season 4, Episode 8: “I’m Queer, and Want To Find an Affordable Place To Retire. How Do I Balance Safety With Cost of Living?” 

How Dafuq Do Couples Share Their Money? 

Ask the Bitches: “Do Women Need Different Financial Advice Than Men?”

From HYSAs to CDs, Here’s How to Level Up Your Financial Savings

Season 3, Episode 7: “I’m Finished With the Basic Shit. What Are the Advanced Financial Steps That Only Rich People Know?” 

Speaking of advanced money moves, make sure you’re not funneling money to The Man through unnecessary account fees. Roll over your old retirement accounts FO’ FREE with our partner Capitalize:

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Investing for the long term

When Money in the Bank Is a Bad Thing: Understanding Inflation and Depreciation

Investing Deathmatch: Investing in the Stock Market vs. Just… Not 

Investing Deathmatch: Traditional IRA vs. Roth IRA

Investing Deathmatch: Stocks vs. Bonds 

Wait… Did I Just Lose All My Money Investing in the Stock Market? 

Financial Independence, Retire Early (FIRE)

The FIRE Movement, Explained 

Your Girl Is Officially Retiring at 35 Years Old

The Real Story of How I Paid off My Mortgage Early in 4 Years 

My First 6 Months of Early Retirement Sucked Shit: What They Don’t Tell You about FIRE

Bitchtastic Book Review: Tanja Hester on Early Retirement, Privilege, and Her Book, Work Optional

Earning Her First $100K: An Interview with Tori Dunlap 

We’ll periodically update this list with new links as we continue writing about retirement. And by “periodically,” we mean “when we remember to do it.” Maybe remind us, ok? It takes a village.

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[lulublack90]

Prompt 12 - Retire

@jegulus-microfic March 12 Word count 985

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Remus slept the entire day. Only waking to eat the food Regulus had brought up with them before curling back up onto the couch.

Regulus felt the warmth spreading from his hidden pocket, alerting him that James was trying to contact him. 

He moved into an antechamber off the main library and pulled out the mirror. 

“Hi, Reg.” James smiled at Regulus through the mirror, but it was a bit pinched around the edges. 

“Are you okay, James?” Regulus asked, unable to keep the worry out of his voice. James nodded sadly. 

“I just—I just can’t believe it’s Pete. I mean, how could he do that to us? To Sirius, to me? He used me to gather information for Voldemort. What else have I told him that he’s used against the Order?” Regulus watched the tear fall from James’s face and felt helpless. James needed him, and he couldn’t help.  

A noise behind him made him start. Remus had woken and followed Regulus into the antechamber. His face was red with rage. 

“What do you mean you can’t believe it’s Pete!” He snarled at James over Regulus’s shoulder. 

“Er—erm—I mean—erm…” James stuttered. Regulus pinched the bridge of his nose, a headache suddenly irrupting behind his eyes.

“James, can you get to Rosier House in the next hour?” He asked, taking a step away from the rage-shaking Remus. James nodded. 

“Yeah. Should I bring Sirius?”

“Do you think he’ll be able to control himself if we tell him?”

“Probably not, but he’ll be worse if we keep it from him.”

“I agree.” Regulus turned to Remus. “Are you coming as well?”

“Yup,” Remus’s voice was a growl. Regulus could almost see the wolf within. He’d never seen Remus as a threat before, but now he realised that he was the most dangerous of them all. He turned his attention back to James. 

“Wear the cloak. Don’t be seen. Remus and I are probably being watched, and we’re supposed to be hunting Sirius down.” James chucked at that. 

“So what you’re saying is he’s walking directly into your clutches?” Regulus smirked in Remus’s direction.

“Lupin here can’t wait to get his hands on him.” Some of the rage left Remus’s face. 

“Shut it, Regulus and let’s get going. James, see you in a bit.” 

“Bye,” Regulus smiled fondly at James through the mirror.

“See you soon, love,” James said before he disappeared. 

***

They walked through the gates of Rosier House and entered the house itself. They found Barty and Evan where they usually were, in Evan’s bedroom. 

“When we retire from this venture Evan, I am going to put so many wards on this room that none of these fuckers can ever get back in so we can shag in peace!” Barty apparently did not appreciate them just dropping by. “Nice to see you away from those flea-ridden twats, Lupin.” He added, grinning toothily at Remus. 

“Likewise.” Remus nodded back. Just then, the door opened and closed, and Sirius, appearing out of nowhere, launched himself at Remus, giving him no time at all to react. Regulus had no idea how he managed to keep them both upright, but he did. 

Regulus tried not to stare, but his brother looked so happy it was hard to turn away. That’s when James pulled the cloak off right in front of him, and Regulus didn’t care anymore. In a very similar fashion to Sirius, he was in James’s arms before his brain could catch up with his body’s actions. His lips were on James’s, and his hands tangled in his hair in the next breath.

A pillow flew across the room and hit them, then another at Sirius and Remus. Both couples broke apart, glaring at Barty.

“You disturbed us,” He sneered, pointing to himself and Evan. “I’m only returning the favour.”

“What’s happened, Reg?” Evan asked, diffusing the situation. Regulus sighed. 

“We think we know who the spy is.” He started. Remus ground his teeth, a growl rumbling in his chest. Clearly, his time with the wolves had rubbed off. Sirius reached up and ran his fingers through Remus’s hair, calming him. Or perhaps he’d always been that way. 

“Who is it?” Sirius asked, not taking his eyes off Remus. Remus’s eyes met Sirius’s. 

“Peter,” He snarled from the side of his mouth. 

“What!” Sirius exploded. “I’ll kill him! Snivelling little rat!” Sirius’s tirade continued for some minutes before he ran out of insults. Regulus stepped forward. 

“Right now that you’ve gotten that out of your system. We can’t let on that we figured it out. The only way that any of us could have figured it out is if we talked, and obviously, we can’t let that get out.” 

“We’re just going to let him get away with it!” Sirius roared. 

“No, of course not.” A wicked grin spread across his face. “You’re going to feed him lies to take back to Voldemort, and then we’ll see how good an informant he is. You never know. Voldemort might take care of him for us.” 

“We can’t do that.” James piped up. The entire room looked at him bewildered. 

“Why not?!” Sirius was red in the face. “He’s working for the other side, James.” 

“So are they.” James pointed at Regulus, Evan and Barty. 

“Well—Yes, but—but they’re—they’re helping us. Peter isn’t.” Sirius struggled to find the words he needed. 

“He’s been our friend far longer than he’s been a spy,” James said, looking at his friends. 

“You’re right,” Remus said calmly. Regulus saw James relax at Remus’s words, but Regulus saw the anger there. “You’re right. We should be the ones to take care of him.”

“Oh, goody,” Barty said gleefully. “We’re plotting murder!”

“Yes, yes,” Regulus stepped in before any more could be said. “We can deal with Pettigrew later. For now, I think I’ve discovered where another Horcrux might be.” 

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"You lost your machine!"

#f-zero x #nintendo #nintendo 64 #futuristic racing game #N64 #retire

[b0bthebuilder35]

Thoughts?

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[bitacrytic]

Lord, have mercy.

Even Gicheol was not this heartless.

#he's taking out his anger on gicheol (for putting euijong in danger) on the other gangsters #he'll blow his cover if he attacks the real object of his anger #and this is the extent he will go for his wife #meanwhile #she's not liking what she's seeing #he's literally becoming a monster and she's scared #sis #it's time to run #retire #call in favours with your dad and leave this man #he's not the same person you married #he's gicheol's dog now

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Has anyone checked on Roya Nikkhah?

Roya you might wanna check your sources 🤡

#roya nikkhah lies #oopsie #brf #vulture media #retire #the times

[yeesiine]

Spirit doesn't retire.

#spirit #retire

[sportsandlaughs]

#retire #retirement #baseball #little league #fitness

[bryan360]

I’m saddened for Charles Martinet’s voice acting role comes to an end. At least we had iconic moments when voicing the Super Mario cast in past years.

Personally for me, it that one N64 game I’d enjoyed from my past memories; especially when booted up the game to show a star of Nintendo.

#text post #my text post #news #gaming news #charles martinet #voice acting #retire #nintendo #super mario #mario franchise #thanks for everything #august 2023 #august 23rd 2023

[philcollinsenjoyer]

paul's intro for the lyrics is so funny. i don't have time to write an autobiography i don't have time i'm toooo busy guys i cant make the time . no one is forcing you to do all of that shit you old fuck

#RETIRE #beatles

[yvng97]

Rina Kent count your days.

This gave me the biggest ick.

#rina kent #retire #please #a #author #wasnt #meant to be #trash #god of fury #want my money back #ick #book #booklr

[bitchesgetriches]

You Need to Talk to Your Parents About Their Retirement Plan

Knowing that my parents have a solid retirement plan will grant me enormous peace of mind. I can’t imagine a more generous gift than the ability to enjoy our last years together without worrying about how to pay for their care. I want to compete with my mom at nightly Jeopardy! when she’s shrunken and toothless, not take a second job to keep her TV on! (Note: There would be no competition. My mother is a ruthless, cutthroat home Jeopardy! contender. Fools and kings have fallen before her. She’s banned from pub trivia in three states.)

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