HAYRIDE TO HELL (2022) Reviews of Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder comedy horror
Hayride to Hell is a 2022 American dark comedic horror film about a farmer who exacts bloody revenge on town folk who try to steal his land.
Produced and directed by Dan Lantz from a screenplay co-written by executive producers Kristina Chadwick and Robert Lange.
The Impulse-FX production stars Bill Moseley, Kane Hodder, Graham Wolfe, Allyson Malandra, Jared Michael Delaney, Shelby Hightower,…
Alice and the Vampire Queen is Less About The Lost Souls Who Come Seeking Help
It's tough to rate this campy #horror #comedy which turns its victims into food. Is it paletable? Well, read on with this #moviereview
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The concept behind Alice and the Vampire Queen sounds like something one is better off reading instead of witnessing it as a film. Here, Writer-director Dan Lantz fashions a world that’s very suited to exist as an RPG scenario in White Wolf’s Worlds of Darkness. This game organises the various undead and monster factions into groups, and some operate shops to cater…
You can’t win as a woman in fiction. Be too positive, you become a Mary Sue, have flaws and those flaws are why almost nobody likes you. Be moderate, you have wet-cabbage personality, be exuberant, you are an unrealistic example. Have strong morals, and you’re badly developed, be morally corrupt and you’re hated with such vigour fans will send hate mail to the actress who plays the character. Be kind and soft and in love, you’re a representation of sexism, be cruel, harsh and cold and you’re just a bitch. Be a complex, realistic, ambiguous character, and either your flaws or your positive traits will be ignored or blown out of proportion and into oblivion. There is no winning for female characters.
What are your fav female characters from other media who are strong in the more feminine sense?
These type of characters are such a breath of fresh air from the usual cool strong girl archetype
thank you so much, love! 💗 I was actually thinking of making a post like that... but I thought meh, no one would care 😂 and now you sent this ask and I'm like sdfghjkl people gonna think I sent it to myself 😭🥴
so, obviously – look at my url – Sansa Stark. I actually liked her from the beginning and I don't mean to pit the sisters against one another but I could just see myself more in her than in Arya. I love her growth and her strength.
another woman from my url is Princess Leia Organa. she actually knows how to fight but she is not like spectacular at it + she is force sensitive so it makes sense why she can do it. but she remains feminine and later she is a strong political figure more than a fighter.
another character from Game of Thrones – Cersei Lannister. I don't really like her but I admire her scheming and the way she loves her children and despite not rooting for her while watching the show, she inspires me when I create my own stories.
I think Margaery Tyrell also counts – and so does her grandmother lol
now, last but not least from Game of Thrones universe – THE mother, THE queen, THAT bitch... Alicent Hightower.
now, from a different type of media... Linda Shelby. she's so 🛐🛐🛐 and I hate how she is treated by the fans. 😭
you may laugh at me but – Portia Featherington – not only she's a MILF but also the way she schemes in the society is soooo good. and at the same time she chooses her girls over everything else. 😌
Elizabeth of York from The White Princess is one of my favourite characters ever and I love love love this show because it has all the best things about the arranged marriage trope.
Speaking of these tv shows (The White Queen / The White Princess / The Spanish Princess), there's one more character that I really like and she's a religious fanatic and she's crazy but she's also a traumatised woman and she won't stop from putting her son on the throne... that woman is Margaret Beaufort.
there's this tv show about Sissi that is called The Empress and I really love her mother-in-law there lmao not only she's a super MILF but I also love how cunty she is – Archduchess Sophie.
I also can't forget to mention Agnes van Rhijn from The Gilded Age because she might be my favourite character in the show lmao
I might have forgotten about someone – I most certainly did lmao – but this post is already long and I feel sorry for people who had to scroll through it on their dash 🔪
I have a few canon characters I’d love to play and some oc’s that I’ve been dying to use! But before I go into them I’ve got a few things to ask please (this is new, but I’ve been ghosted so many times that it feels like I need to say this😭)
If you like my post, please be serious about rping with me, I’m ok if you get busy or lose interest, just please let me know and don’t just ghost me. I’ve had it happen so many times recently and I just wanna let people know that I’m looking for serious, friendly long term (or as long term as possible) rps.
Ok! Onto my current canon characters that I’m dying to write! (I’d like to play these guys/Girls as Subs/switches! I also won’t play canon gays/lesbians against men or women, but I’m happy to play characters that don’t have a canon sexuality as bi/pans or anything!), but I am happy to double up and play them against other canon characters/oc’s!
Shadow and bone (I haven’t seen the new season yet!): Kaz Brekker, Jesper Fahay, Ivan, Fedyor Kaminsky, The Darkling, Matthias Halver
Heartstopper: Charlie Spring, Nick Nelson, Tara Jones, Darcy Olsson
House of the dragon: Daemon Targaryen, Aemond Targaryen, Aegon Targaryen, Lucerys Velaryon, Jacaerys Velaryon, Rhaenyra Targaryen
Peaky Blinders: Thomas Shelby
Marvel: Bucky Barnes, Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, Loki, Tony stark, Johnny Storm, Clint Barton
Harry Potter: Draco Malfoy, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Severus snape, Sirius black, Charlie Weasley, Fred and/or George Weasley, bill weasley, James potter, Albus dumbledore (young), Gellert Grindelwald (young)
Gotham: Oswald cobblepot
Now onto my oc’s! I have a few with specific fcs and some that don’t really have a fc yet and those I’ll send a list of possible fcs and let you choose!
1. Robin Barnes, a dragon shapeshifter (they/them pronouns, Bi and genderfluid! Fc is Damiano David)
2. Corin Lopez, a human (he/him pronouns, bi [male lean]! Fc is Boyd Holbrook)
3. Hannibal Tarly, a human based in the world of Westeros (he/him pronouns, Gay! Fc is Matt smith)
4. Corin Martell, a human based in the world of Westeros (he/him pronouns, Gay! No specific fc)
5. Samuel Carver, an Angel (he/him pronouns, bi and asexual! Fc is Tom holland)
6. Henrikas Bane, a vampire (he/him pronouns, bi! Fc is Sebastian Stan)
7. Aegon Oretsev, an elf (he/they pronouns, Pansexual! Fc is Tom Glynn carney)
8. Asmodeus White, a human with telekinesis (they/them pronouns, gay and genderfluid! No specific fc)
9. Viserys Hightower, a human (he/him pronouns, Gay! Fc is Thomas Rossier)
If any of these canons or oc’s grab your attention, hit like and I’ll reach out to you!
‘Everything is fine’
Freak is a 2022 American horror film about a female writer who goes to a cabin in the woods to recover from a harrowing incident.
Written, directed and co-produced by Bianca Crespo (shorts: Carousel; Midnight Donut; The Carving; Brute; Banshee). Also produced by Tyler Czajkowski, Stephanie Fonseca, Elijah Sam and Mark D Valenti.
The Santa Mira production stars Amelia…
**a very big fuck you to jkr. this account is HEAVILY anti jkr and always will be.
**while some of the fics for these characters may occur during their time at hogwarts, the characters will be assumed to be 18+ regardless of fic type.
— 𝑰𝑻
🪐 ›› richie tozier, stanley uris, ben hascom, mike hanlon.
**none of my writing for these characters will take place in the first film. i may instead do college!fics for this. everything else will come from when they're adults.
— 𝑴𝑨𝑹𝑽𝑬𝑳 / 𝑿-𝑴𝑬𝑵
🪐 ›› steve rogers, james buchanan "bucky" barnes, natasha romanoff, yelena belova, wanda maximoff, pietro maximoff, thor odinson, loki laufeyson, bruce banner, druig.
🪐 ›› john allerdyce (pyro), bobby drake (iceman), peter rasputin (colossus), scott summers (cyclops), alex summers (havoc), anna marie lebeau (rogue), logan howlett (wolverine), ororo munroe (storm), peter maximoff (quicksilver), charles xavier, erik lehnsherr.
— 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑩𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑺
🪐 ›› pope heyward, sarah cameron, kiara carrera, jj maybank, john b routledge, rafe cameron, topper thornton.
— 𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑲𝒀 𝑩𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺
🪐 ›› thomas shelby, arthur shelby, john shelby, michael gray, finn shelby.
— 𝑺𝑨𝑳𝑻𝑩𝑼𝑹𝑵
🪐 ›› felix catton, venetia catton, farleigh start.
— 𝑺𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑴
🪐 ›› tara carpenter, sam carpenter, chad meeks-martin, mindy meeks-martin, ethan landry.
🪐 ›› derek hale, peter hale, stiles stilinski, isaac lahey, lydia martin, scott mccall.
— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑹 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑺
🪐 ›› finnick odair, haymitch abernathy.
ships i'd write for: finnick x annie
— 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑽𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑬 𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑺 𝑼𝑵𝑰𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑬
🪐 ›› elijah mikaelson, marcel gerard, klaus mikaelson, kol mikaelson, rebekah mikaelson, bonnie bennett, enzo st. john, stefan salvatore, damon salvatore, jeremy gilbert, caroline forbes, elena gilbert.
— 𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑬 𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫
🪐 ›› eric northman, jason stackhouse, alcide herveaux , jessica hamby.
— 𝑻𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑮𝑯𝑻
🪐 ›› charlie swan, carlisle cullen, emmett cullen, rosalie hale, alice cullen, sam uley, paul lahote, jared cameron.
Click each pairing to be taken to the poll to vote (All Round 1 polls posted as of June 3!)
*disclaimer- please don't send hate to this blog. I'm simply running the poll. If there is a offensive relationship included please message me and I will take it down. I tried to do my research but I'm not perfect.
Santana Lopez/Brittany Pierce (Brittana) VS Karolina Dean/Nico Minoru (Deanoru) [CLOSED]
Thirteenth Doctor/Yasmin (Thasmin) VS Peggy Carter/Angie Martinelli (Cartinelli) [CLOSED]
Eleven | Jane Hopper/Max (Elmax) VS Pearl/Rose Quartz (Pearlrose) [CLOSED]
Caitlyn Kiramman/Vi (Caitvi or Piltover's Finest) VS Maxine "Max" Caulfield/Chloe Price (Pricefield) [CLOSED]
Adora/Catra (Catradora) VS Beauregard Lionett/Yasha (Beauyasha)
Yelena Belova/Kate Bishop VS Root | Samantha Groves/Sameen Shaw (Shoot)
Korra/Asami Sato (Korrasami) VS Maria Hill/Natasha Romanoff (Blackhill)
Ruby/Sapphire (Rupphire) VS Tara Maclay/Willow Rosenberg (Tillow)
Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray (Faberry) VS Adora/Glimmer (Glimadora)
Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught (Wayhaught) VS Gwen/Morgana (Morgwen)
Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor (Supercorp) VS Sara Lance/Ava Sharpe (Avalance)
Xena/Gabrielle VS Rhaenyra Targaryen/Alicent Hightower (Rhaenicent)
Shauna Shipman/Jackie Taylor (JackieShauna) VS Alina Starkov/Zoya Nazyalensky (Zoyalina)
Emily Dickinson/Sue Gilbert (Emisue) VS Bella Swan/Alice Cullen (Belice)
Amity Blight/Luz Noceda (Lumity) VS Akemi Homura/Kaname Madoka (Madohomu)
Ava Silva/Sister Beatrice (Avatrice) VS Dina/Ellie Williams
Dani Clayton/Jamie Taylor (Daime) VS Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam (Rosemary)
Perfuma/Scorpia VS Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus
Robin Buckley/Nancy Wheeler (Ronance) VS Delphine Cormier/Cosima Niehaus (Cophine)
Eve Polastri/Villanelle | Oksana Astankova (Villaneve) VS Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long (Bumbleby)
Shelby Goodkind/Toni Shalifoe (Shoni) VS Tara Jones/Darcy Olsen (Tarcy)
Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers (Fuffy) VS Jennifer "JJ" Jareau/Emily Prentiss (Jemily)
Princess Bubblegum/Marceline (Bubbline) VS Cheryl Blossom/Toni Topaz (Choni)
Regina Mills/Emma Swan (Swanqueen) VS Chloe Beale/Beca Mitchell (Bechloe)
Calliope Burns/Juliette Fairmont (Calliette) VS Maura Isles/Jane Rizzoli (Rizzles)
Alphys/Undyne (Alphyne) VS Laura Hollis/Carmilla Karnstein (Hollstein)
Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel (Harlivy) VS Sansa Stark/Margaery Tyrell (Sansaery)
Azula/Ty Lee (Tyzula) VS Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge (Beronica)
Vanessa "Van" Palmer/Taissa Turner VS Bella Swan/Rosalie Cullen (Rosella)
I've spent days trying to figure out what to do first so....
I've been flipflopping between all of these unable to choose which one to complete and post for you all. Some of these will be longer than others (such as the SE one) while others will likely be decently short (FAF one until a new movie comes out).
The Last Of Us - Our Flickering Light
Joel Miller x M!Reader (TW/CW: Violence, zombies, big age gap in a romantic relationship (Y/N is in his late twenties fyi))
Following the adoptive son of Frank and Bill, (Y/N) will set off to help Joel on his mission to get Ellie to the fireflies and find a cure to save the world. Along this journey, (Y/N) will develop a good friendship with Ellie and eventually a romantic relationship with Joel. Depending on how they approach season 2, this fic may be contained to just season 1 and a part or two that take place between seasons.
Daisy Jones and The Six - Money and Glory
Camila Dunne/Alvarez x M!Reader (TW/CW: Infidelity, mentions of addictions, drug mention)
Following Teddy Price's adoptive-but-not-adopted son, (Y/N) is a rockstar at the peak of his career. With adoring fans and undeniable talent, his producer and father figure, Teddy Price, wants him to take a chance on a fresh band named The Six. However, turbulent friendships and rivalries are formed, and it isn't long before he finds himself in a sticky and complicated love square between a married couple and a certain impulsive redhead.
Sex Education - As You Like It
Maeve Wiley x M!Reader (TW/CW: Vulgar language, sex talk obviously, drug mention, SA mention, mature topics, teenage angst)
After being forced to leave America and follow his mother to the United Kingdom, (Y/N) enrolls in Moordale Secondary School where he quickly becomes acquainted with the school's 'bad girl', Maeve Wiley. Similar humor and opinions lead them to forming a close friendship, but platonic feelings soon become romantic and they're forced to navigate the unknown world of love and trust.
Bridgerton - Peonies and Camellias
Daphne Bridgerton x M!Reader (TW/CW: Enforced traditional gender roles/opinions, men being men, missed signals and mixed signals)
Nobody's surprised when the known hopeless romantic, Daphne Bridgerton, falls in love with her childhood friend, (Y/N). After years of quietly pining and envisioning a future together, Daphne finally sees her dream come close enough to touch when she finally enters the social season as a proper woman. But, it seems destiny's playing tricks on her and she's left frustrated when her friend can't seem to take the hint. So, she enlists the help of the Duke to help win the heart of her beloved.
Fast and Furious - Thicker Than Water
Fast Crew x M!Reader (TW/CW: Gun mention, war crimes being done ngl, lotta cars, familial issues, angst)
When Jakob Toretto emerges from the shadows and puts himself on the radar of the Fast Crew, Dom is forced to join the fight and put an end to his brother's mayhem. But Jakob's not alone. Working with him is a younger, quicker, and equally as ruthless young man and the two become a formidable duo. Amidst the chaos and fighting, Letty is forced to confront a secret she'd long buried: the son she abandoned who's back and on the side of the enemy.
I have other fic series in mind but their lengths are unknown thus I can't add them to this poll as I don't want to accidentally do a really long fic without doing the promised Sansa Stark one first. This list includes Alicent Hightower x M!Targaryen!Reader (HOTD), a Artemis Crock x M!Reader (Young Justice), a Rosalie Hale x M!Reader x Emmett Cullen (Twilight), Tommy Shelby x M!Reader (Peaky Blinders), Cassie Howard x M!Reader x Maddy Perez (Euphoria, Double Trouble remake), and Hargreeves x M!Hargreeve!Reader (The Umbrella Academy).
𝐓he sun began to set on Birmingham and all Natalia had done was lay in bed, staring at the wall. Polly had noticed that the girl done this quite often, well everyday actually. Natalia wasn't the same outgoing, loud and courageous girl she used to be - in fact she was the opposite.
The Daneili girl hadn't had a full week out of bed since the boys had left for France, and that concerned the elder woman tremendously. Polly had taken Natalia in at a very young age, when her father ran away and left the young girl in the living room, with her dying mother in her arms. Natalia was fond with the Shelby kids and loved them dearly. She loved Polly just as much.
She got along with the three eldest brothers the most; Arthur, Tommy and John. Everyday she was painfully reminded that they were gone, that they were gone fighting in a bloody war that they shouldn't be.
Just as the brunette hair girl decided that she would finally gonna go downstairs and make herself a good cuppa (with two sugars, of course) Polly, the saint she was, trotted through her front door with biggest smile that even god couldn't paint.
Natalia quickly turned around with a raised eyebrow and a hand gripped on her holster. "Don't worry, darling. It's just me." Polly said as she placed a hand woven basket onto the kitchen table that was in placed in the centre of the room. "Morning' Pol, scared me for a sec." The Danieli girl laughed, walking over to get the sugar cubes and a spoon. Natalia carefully held the two cubes in her hand because knowing herself she would of accidentally crushed them.
"What's got you so cheerful then, eh?" She asked, resulting in the Gray pulling out a letter from the woven basket. "Open it."
Natalia did so, opening it with caution like there was a spider inside of it or something crazy like that. The brunette shook her head with confusion,
"I can't read," she muttered, "you'll have to read it for me." Polly rolled her eyes, a tad bit more dramatic than she was trying to be and grabbed the letter from Nat's hand. "You bloody fool!" Polly exclaimed slapping her arms by her side,
"Our bloody boys are coming back!"
Natalia couldn't describe what she was feeling, it was a mix of emotions.
She was most certainly overjoyed, I mean, her best friends were coming home! But at the same time, she felt somewhat sad.
She couldn't help but feel sorrow for all of the innocent boys that had lost their lives. But that was Natalia, time to look on the brighter side: her boys were on their way back.
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One thing was for sure, the Italian girl did not waste any time on getting ready, and what Ada would say; "Dolled up."
She felt a rush of excitement run through her body like a lightning bolt. Once she had got her favourite burgundy dress on and her black boots (that for once weren't covered in mud) she had to tame her rats nest.
Natalia didn't like to call it a rats nest, she likes to think of it as a mane. Whatever made her feel more powerful.
She started by brushing it aggressively, with much force until she realised that was doing absolutely fuck all. She took it into account that the more calm she was the better it would turn out, and she had to look good for you know who.
She pulled and pulled the brush through her hair again and again and eventually it looked, somewhat, presentable.
Natalia doubled checked she had all of her weapons on her. She checked that her holster contained her two guns, she placed her switchblade in her boot and her pistol was in her purse.
Knowing that she had all of these items, she ran (faster than any Olympic medalist could in her opinion) downstairs and out the door to Polly's house. Natalia loved Polly's house, she would never deny it. It was more homely to her than her own bloody house!
Natalia swung the front door open and shouted Polly down, from where she was spraying perfume on in her bedroom. "Let's go Pol!" She leaned against the door frame. Polly just replied with a nod (which Natalia obviously couldn't hear)
Natalia tapped her foot impatiently until Polly finally came down the stairs. "Thank fucking God." She mumbled, dragging the older woman by her hand and into the street.
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Polly's grip on Natalia's hand nearly stopped her blood circulation she was holding it that tight. Well, that's what Natalia thought.
The train station was full to the brim with women and their children to the point were Natalia could barely breathe! The nervousness had hit her like a fucking truck at this point, her heart was beating like a drum. Aunt Pol noticed this and gave her reassuring smile, which comforted Natalia right away.
At last the train came in - filled with bustling men and their need to break free. That's when Natalia's heart just stopped. It just completely stopped. She couldn't hear or feel it beating anymore. We're the nerves gone? No, but the drum in her chest was. And if Polly knew any better she would of said that that was a sign.
When all of the men started to pile out of the train and dash to their beloved families, Polly scattered around the station looking in each carriage, still holding onto Natalia's hand. It was when the woman had checked every carriage and every inch of the train she sighed.
"It can't be." The brunette girl furrowed her eyebrows when the tears began to prick up. Polly looked back at the girl and shook her head, "No, they're here. I know they are."
After calming her chest down, Natalia let out a loud huff. Suddenly a voice called out to her,
"Nat!" It echoed, "Natalia!"
The girl didn't waste a second to turn around. Low and behold, Arthur Shelby was standing twenty feet away from her, for the first time in four bloody years.
Natalia had to take a double take and blink a couple times before she came to the conclusion she wasn't paranoid. "Arthur!" She cried, "Its bloody Arthur!"
The two came crashing together, Arthur nearly knocked the poor girl out. He pulled her close into his chest, in Natalia's opinion he was strangling her but she wouldn't have it any other way.
Natalia, Arthur and John were the best trio in Birmingham (well that's what they called themselves) Arthur was like a big brother to her, she loved him. Although he was shaped out to be scary and dangerous, she saw him as a big cuddly teddy bear. And that's where he earned his nick name: Teddy. Hand plucked from Natalia herself.
He pulled her back for a moment and then kissed her forehead, "Still bliddy gorgeous, I see." He said before getting whisked away by Polly into a massive hug.
Natalia was breathless after getting put into a headlock by Arth, that she had take a moment to let herself breathe. And that was until she heard a bag fall onto the ground behind her.
Thomas.
Tommy fucking Shelby.
"Oh, Nat!" He weeped as he cradled her. Tommy sink to his knees and began to cry into her neck. Tommy and Nat. Tommy and bloody Nat back together again. She was the thunder before his storm. Most times when someone took the piss out of the Daneili girl, Tommy would be the one to teach them a fucking lesson.
"Natalia," He cried, "Iv missed you so much."
Natalia kisses his cheek and nestled into his shoulder, "For a minute Tomo, I didn't think you were on that train." She chuckled slightly. She lifted her head from the crook of his neck and stared into his ocean blue eyes. "You're bloody back!" She smiled as he helped her stand back up. He placed his hands on her shoulders and smiled, ah the smile she had been waiting to see. "Before you ask, he's over there." He said, jabbing his thumb behind him to where a man was standing with a big, cheeky, grin on his face.
"John!" Natalia exclaimed, running towards the man running back to her. "Fucking hell Natalia, Iv missed you so bloody much." He sobbed into her embrace. He hugged her tighter than he ever had before and just cried. He cried and she cried and they were just a big crying mess. Natalia held the back of his head and bawled.
The sun was set and the darkness started to take over Small Heath train station. The stars danced above their heads and the moon glistened. It was like a scene form Shakespeare. That's what's Nat would of said if she could pissing read.
She felt at home with his arms around her body, and so did he. They longed for each others touch for so long. For so bloody long they waited for this. And it was one hundred bloody percent worth it.
John let go of her for a moment and gazed into her chocolate brown eyes. The eyes he once fell into deep, deep love in. The eyes he had dreamt about in the trenches.
"I didn't know I would of been gone for that long, Nat. Your letters kept me alive." John said, stroking her cheek.
"John, you could of been gone for a hundred years and I would of still been standing here at this station." She smiled. "Thank Polly for them, she wrote them for me."
"You bloody what?!" He laughed as she shook her head in embarrassment, "I can't fucking read or write!" She whispered while he was in hysterics.
"They've got each other back." The blue eyed man said. "A- fucking - men." Arthur cheered as he pulled Polly underneath his arm and skipped to the garrison.
Meanwhile only a couple of feet away, Polly, Arthur and Tommy watched the pair laugh in each others arms.
The night was filled with laughter, tears and shouting. Natalia wouldn't of changed it for the world.