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party-in-eldarya · 1 year
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Nevra: Sooo... who's your favourite vampire?
Erika: The one in Sesame Street.
Nevra: He doesn't count.
Erika: I can assure you that he does.
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marvelsocialmedia · 4 years
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incorrect-supercorp · 3 years
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[First Date]
Lena: Let's exchange numbers.
Kara: Wouldn't that confuse people who are trying to call us?
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incorrect-fwt · 3 years
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Fundy: Who's your favourite literary vampire?
Dream: Count von Count, from Sesame Street.
Fundy: He doesn't count!
Dream: I'm pretty sure he does.
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Auden: Who's your favorite literary vampire?
Lawson: The one in Sesame Street.
Auden: He doesn't count.
Lawson: I can assure you that he does.
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criticallyincorrect · 4 years
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Beau: I got bitten by Jester’s moorbounder on my walk today
Veth: Gods, imagine if it had been a small child
Beau: I could have fought off a small child, Veth
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godsofhumanity · 4 years
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Horus: Who's your favourite character in the Muppet Show?!
Anubis: the vampire
Horus: He doesn't count.
Anubis: I can assure you that he does
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The Rum Tum Tugger: I got bitten on my walk by a peke.
Bombalurina: My God - imagine if it had been a small kitten!
The Rum Tum Tugger: I could have fought off a small kitten, Bomba.
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verycorrectlotr · 5 years
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*at the zoo*
Bilbo: I like that cage at the end that says “World’s Most Dangerous Animal” and it’s just got a mirror in it.
Gandalf, the zookeeper: Yup, thought-provoking stuff..
Gandalf, whispering into a walkie-talkie: The mumakil’s escaped again
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incorrectmcustuff · 5 years
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Cassie: dad what does "gays" mean?
Scott: well you now how a man and a woman can love each other... two men can love each other the same way
Cassie: so what's "penetrating gays"?
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Scott: ehh
Scott: read the whole sentence
Cassie: "she stared at him with a penetrating gaze"
Scott: oh
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adtothebone · 2 years
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adtothebone · 2 years
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