Ryuko: satsuki im a lesbian
Satsuki: I know
Mako: Satsuki i'm a lesbian too
Satsuki: Is there anyone in this anime that loves men
Mikisugi:
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tske away my creative freedom guys (I've never tooken drugs btw this is for the giggle /srs)
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I was grabbing a vitamin drink powder thing so I don't die and decided to sing a little song.
🎵time to try some orange powder
doo dah, doo dah
time to try some orange powder all the doo dah day
time to try some orange powder
doo dah, doo dah
time to snort the orange powder
just like cocaine🎵
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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
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AITA for not telling my son we know he’s queer. I 40s(m) and my wife 40s(f) have a 17 (m) son lately he’s been sneaking around and keeps almost starting to come out and then backing out or getting interrupted. It’s exhausting and I think we should just tell him we know but I’m not sure that’s the best course of action? I worry it might come off wrong.the worst part is his grades have been slipping and if he’s sneaking around with a boyfriend that might be what was causing it? I don’t care if he has a boyfriend I just want him to succeed.
EDIT: nvm he’s Spider-Man
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I think the reason conservatives hate environmentalism so much is that all the terminology is too friendly and lame sounding to take seriously. I purpose we change the following terms to get these people on our side.
Solar powered -> Plasma charged
Wind power -> Vortex energy
Electric vehicle -> Lightning machine
Renewable resource -> Infinity asset
Greenhouse gasses -> Death Clouds
Global warming -> Property devaluation
Environmentalists -> Wilderness cops
For example, saying you're a wilderness cop that drives a lightning machine powered by infinity assets to reduce death clouds and increase your property value sounds 100x more macho than the alternative.
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