The 118 Chaotic Pizza Chat
Buck: This is what I fear when you make pizza, Eds
*tweet of pizza sitting directly on the oven rack imploding and looking like a mushroom cloud*
Bobby: Don’t put it directly on the rack Jesus
Buck: 😂😂😂
Eddie: 😬
Tbh I fear that too
Hen: You can!!!! Prevent it!!!
Bobby emphasized Hen’s message.
Hen: ?????
Eddie: But the bottom! Won’t be crispy enough!
Also my pizzas don’t fit on the pans
Buck: Flip the pan over!!
Eddie: Your weird little rectangular pizzas do but my circular ones don’t
Buck: Use the other side and then the whole bottom won’t fall out
Eddie replied to Buck’s message ( Flip the pan over!! ) *sends blinking meme*
Buck: Or, consider, buy yourself one of these bad boys
*sends link to pizza stone*
Hen: get a pizza stone
Eddie: Where would we store that 😭😭😭
Chim laughed at Eddie’s message.
Buck replied to Eddie’s message (blinking meme): Lol have you never done that 😂?
Eddie: Not once in my life, no
Bobby: You store it with the pans
Eddie: Flip the pan over??? wtf
Hen: Where else would you store a pizza stone
Chim laughed at Hen’s message.
Buck: We have a few fully empty cabinets 😂. In Inconvenient spots, sure, but it’s not a commonly used item lol
Bobby: You don’t have to get one with handles so it doesn’t take up as much space
Ravi: This is a chaotic chat right now 😂😂😂
Eddie: If you mean the one above the fridge, you can fuck off 😂😂😂
Hen: Get a step stool
Eddie: We have two lmao
Chim: Grow taller
Buck laughed at Chim’s message.
Eddie disliked Chim’s message.
Buck: One above the fridge, one below the stove 😂😂😂
Chim: Keep some kitchen heels at the ready
Eddie: Oh I don’t trust the one below the stove, absolutely not
Buck: Also as Bobby said, with the normal pans 😂😂😂
Chim: on top of the refrigerator
Buck: You say that like the bare oven rack is significantly cleaner 😂
Chim: In your room
Eddie: No no no that bottom drawer is nasty have you opened it recently??
Also it’s weirdly small? I think?
Chim: Right I know you’re cooking it but dude how old is that oven and food that is going inside it is just raw dogging it
Eddie: 🤷🏼♀️ have literally never once thought about that in my life tbh
Buck: No so I have no recollection of what it looks like 😂
Buck: Raw dogging it 😂😂😂😂
That just made me laugh so
Chim: Good I’m glad because brain fog made it really hard to remember that phrase
Hen laughed at Chim’s message.
Chim: The other option was bare assing it
Eddie: Well ya nailed it, so a plus
Buck: You nailed it so hard I had to explain it to my cap in our side chat 🤣🤣🤣
Ravi: just to circle back
To flip the pan over
There’s a Reddit thread that agrees with Buck
Eddie: Good for Buck 👍🏻
Ravi: Though the rigidity advice seems important to note
Buck: I’ve only used this method once for something I can’t really remember. But it wasn’t pizza 😂
Eddie: Also our pans pop and my actual fear is the pizza being awkwardly launched right to the bottom of the oven
Buck: I was just brainstorming for you. I didn’t say this was a perfect solution 😂
Eddie: I have put a pan on the rack below the pizza before
Bobby replied to Eddie: this hurts my soul, just put it on some parchment paper
Ravi: The other advice for you in this thread: *photo of round pizza cut in half to fit on a pan*
Eddie: Lololol I can imagine trying to cut a frozen pizza in half and it just shattering 😭😭😭
Eddie: But i feel like if I bought, like, a fancy frozen pizza that wasn’t thin crust, that could be genius
Chim: Idk that looks like a thin crust pizza example for you 😂
Hen: If you look closely you can see “thin” on the underlying box 🕵🏻♀️😂😂😂
Buck: But your pizza has shattered before so lol
Bobby replied to Buck: WTF
Eddie: Right but that’s target brand
I don’t fuckin trust the giant store brand 😂😂😂 Lolol do you tho???
Buck: Lmao no less than any other pizza probably
Buck: @Bobby Eddie dropped it on the ground
Eddie: Whole thing shattered
And I feel like something similar would happen if you tried to cut it while it was still frozen
Chim: Can’t know unless you try
Ravi: please send a video when you try
Buck, 10 minutes later: The funniest thing to me in this
Is that several of you lived with me and Eddie for like six months in a space that absolutely was not meant for four grown adults never saw him commit this food crime 😂
Hen: To be fair I did my level best to avoid perceiving any of you when we weren’t working. I love you, but that’s way too much time to spend with people you’re not married to
Chim, at the exact same time: we can’t all pay as much attention to Eddie as you, Buck
Ravi: ☠️
Hen: yeah... yeah. Mostly that
Inspired by a real life conversation with my roommates and this tweet:
https://x.com/superloafcat/status/1737541460524700083?s=46&t=2TrTjov11H9w1pzmJGEYpw
Written for/with @professionalprocrastinator22 and our concerns about food crimes committed by @gravelyhalversobbing EXPOSING YOU
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