#because you know. skellies and such

[suchscary]

Does it not bother you that almost everyone you meet on your journey knows more about you than yourself, Salaar?

#my art #disciples #disciples 3 #salaar #/ #this drawing took me a surprisingly little amount of time #yeah dis3 is crap and it's unbalanced and it completely ruins the lore and dis2 is much better and still plays well to this day etc etc etc #however I enjoyed the undead hordes compaign a normal amount. but only because I always love the undead in fantasy settings #because you know. skellies and such #and I liked Salaar a lot. even though him and Amina were done so fucking dirty and the ending left me butthurt. #bruh broh #I wish I had someone to discuss strategy games with. I have a lot to say

[kitkatcadillac]

i have like a clockwork tendency to be fucking Pissed For No Goddamn Reason on my period when im even mildly stressed out and it is SUCH a shocker every single time somehow because at any other point in my life ive been KILLER at keeping my cool and even lately been really good about keeping on top of my stress so its been a nonissue for a hot minute!!!!

but like period comes around and its like "oh, all those years of therapy cant even scratch the SURFACE of what im about to do to you babe." and im like okay 😔 because its like being fucking possessed gjskckdkd

#context; i have bipolar disorder. that was part of the whole years of therapy thing fjskdj #you know pmdd and a mood disorder just sort of superboost each other sometimes. amazing fjdj #periods #menstruation #mental health #skelly speaks #i feel bad though. i feel bad. i was mean today. and i think it was called for but fjfj still you know 😭 #its one thing when i do it on purpose. its another when i turn into a fkn werewolf because someones a little uncourteous fjsjfjd #theres proportions to these things. theres times and places jfjdg #SIGHS many thoughts. ultimatey it just never stops feeling shocking you know?? #regardless of reasons that cause these issues mental health issues and neurodivergence are hard not to feel... #ashamed about. you know. its hard. its really hard to talk about. augh

[ashenwinds]

     sailor @desiccation sent a message in a bottle. . .

“ what did you want to tell me? ”  from junior :)

           ✦ 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 ✦

     So, this is the child of their master.      In truth, when the Warden had been resurrected, they believed this all to be a joke -- a whole company dedicated to Flameheart? Not to mention a kid they did not know of! All hidden beneath such a useless island they had paid no mind to back in the days. Constructed so expertly and with upmost manipulation. Quite brilliant.      They should expect nothing less from the heir of their Master.      The Ashen Lord turns back to see Junior standing nearby, lost for a moment observing the Reaper's Hideout. Forgetting for a moment they had come here with a purpose other than to observe the Reapers at work, “ Right. ” A huff, letting a few embers flutter out from their skull, “ You get to come along with me for today ; stretch your bones. My Master has decided it would be beneficial for you to learn my skills -- specifically test your hunting of little insects that buzz too close to the flame. ” Chi was not a fan of being a teacher, but if Flameheart so desired it, then it would be done.

#desiccation #ᴀꜱʜᴇɴ ʙᴏᴛᴛʟᴇꜱ ᴡᴀꜱʜᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱʜᴏʀᴇ ✦ answered #ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴄᴇʟʟꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴘɪʀᴀᴛᴇ ꜰɪʟᴛʜ! ✦ chi ic #(I hope you know Chi is going to bully Junior like an older sibling) #(also just grabby hands at Junior because yesssssss) #(need him to interact w/ both skellies)

[persuasivestrawberryafternoons]

My Obliteration 10/3/23

A daisy grew along my clavicle

It twisted along and weaved through my ribs

And down my spine the grass grew up

Swaying peacefully in the wind

Young tree roots stretched into my skull

Lilacs poking through my orbits and my nose

And a mama fox stole away 

With a piece of me I no longer need

And the dirt and dust that used to slip

from my palms and my fingers

Is made up now 

of what lefts of my hands

I am swallowed up by earth 

and her good intentions

and In my obliteration

Did I finally see the purpose

#My obliteration #10/3/23 #I know I'm doing poetober but heres an extra poem because I felt creative today #skelly #bones #skeleton #reclaim #poem #poetry #october #spooky #spooky season #skull #clavicle #daisy #flowers #No seriously you get an extra poem enjoy it #please #~izzy🧁 #Purpose

[mariusroyale]

i cant think about the skelebros for too long otherwise i’ll start crying uncontrollably

#they’re just so #and like #and sans is so #and papyrus is like #because they #like #you know 🥺 #and also SILLY SKELLYS #i love them so much oh my god #text post #skelebros #ut sans #ut papyrus

[mercysought]

✨🧡🌙 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨ ( i myself am a total flake with passing these things on, so 0 pressure on that front. just wanted to let you know i appreciate you so much and that i'm overjoyed we've been writing all these intricate plots for the past YEARS. like the consistency game here is strong and i remain to be utterly hooked by all our plots / dynamics. thank you for being a pal and being so v (ha-ha, get it? sjfisjdf ) open to writing with my muses 💙 )

Luccaaaa thank you so much for this it really does mean the world 🥺

#grabby skelly hands ( nice things ) #i hope that you know that it is exactly the same to you #our plots mean the world to me and i love them so dearly considering how long they have been in the works for and just plotting with you #is always an absolute joy ❤️ literally the staple™️ #and i am also terrible because i have not sent these either woops :')

[skellytonsandstars]

I have one thing and one thing only on my bucket list and that one thing is get IKEA shark

#skelly rambles #I want one SO fucking badddd #my friend said he’d get me one for my birth #for my birth #what #you know what I meant #but anyway #I am hoping he remembers because if I don’t ever get one my spirit will haunt everyone forever

[skele8rity]

tell us about belphegor <3

do Not get me Started on Belphegor Lastname i will not shut up for money or love.

in retrospect i should also circle "nothing i like is technically canon" and "better as a dynamic" but the implications here... i actually really love a lot about belphie from a canon standpoint! canon belphie is actually super inspiring and interesting- but just... early canon belphie that would snap you like a glowstick. i love that belphie, especially, and "better as a dynamic" really comes from how much i fkn love roleplaying the little bastard. aaaugh. also sticking him next to any of his brothers is like.... really funny. i love the funny sleep demon, hes my emotional support monstrosity

#anon #i dont post art much but sometimes i draw him and he makes me feel Soothed #i love thinking so much about his magic and his dynamics with other characters #i like thinking about how cute and moody he is!!! #i love belphie aaaaaaaaaaa #skelly speaks #return to sender #and tbh i know people are allowed to dislike him but i see things sometimes of like... #just lousy hate and refusal to acknowledge his characterization over what he did #which is fine and youre allowed to i guess but saying hes badly written or that others are badly written for tolerating him at any time... #whenever he shows any softness or whenever any softness is shown to him #just because you think hes a prick........ #hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[hellguarded-moved]

𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄  [ … ]   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄,

bold what applies - italicise sometimes.  repost,  don’t reblog.

fights honourably / fights dirty

prefers close - quarters / prefers range

chats during / goes silent

low pain tolerance / high pain tolerance

attacks in bursts / attacks steadily

goes for the kill / aims to disarm / fights defensively / strikes first

is provoked easily / provokes their opponent / teases

gets visibly frustrated / shouts while attacking

uses strategy / focuses on the battle / experiences conflicting thoughts during battle

rushes in recklessly / tries to read their opponent before engaging

fights wildly / fights calmly / fights apathetically / fights with anger / fights with excitement

fights because they have to / fights because they want to

fights without regard to wounds / runs away when wounded / hides wounds / takes a blow to protect another

prefers a blade / prefers a gun / prefers hand to hand combat / prefers a bow / prefers a shield / prefers a personalized weapon / prefers magic, alchemy or spells

their greatest weakness is physical / their greatest weakness is mental / their greatest weakness is emotional

transforms for battle / fights as they appear

relies on strength / doubts their strength / relies on speed

uses everything they have / proceeds with caution / hides their full potential

exhausts quickly / has high stamina

behaves arrogantly / brags after landing a hit / belittles their abilities

uses psychological tactics / uses brute strength

avoids civilians / strikes down civilians

damages surroundings / avoids damaging surroundings

signature fighting style / makes it up as they go

mastered skill - set / learning their skill - set

fancy footwork / sloppy footwork

messy fighter / elegant fighter

accepts defeat / refuses defeat / begs for mercy

compliments their opponent / insults their opponent

uses unnecessary movements / moves efficiently / barely moves

prefers to dodge / prefers to block

defends their blindside / has no blindside / leaves blindsides vulnerable

uses all available advantages / strictly uses one main method

plays around / holds back / fights ruthlessly / shows mercy

waits for an opponent to be ready / strikes when opponent isn’t ready

fears death / fears pain / fears killing

has ptsd / avoids fighting

has lost a fight / has won a fight

has killed / refuses to kill

wants to die standing / would succumb slowly

tagged by:  @corrchoigilt​

#notes. ( “CERBERUS” ); #// thank for the tag skelly. ♥ i'll do talon for liri's tag gfjkjgfk #// once one of my clients if u wanna call it that had her dog nearly tackle her down and she went like 'god he's like a tank' and i'M LIKE #// YEAH IG #// anyway i love ig in battle and i wish he wasn't so Tired of it so i could indulge in it more #// he's gone through a lot of life phases during e.g. looking back at his youth he was far more feral and merciless #// nowadays he's just 'pls stop i could crush you and i don't want to' #// he takes forever to provoke to fight and he will do his damnest to make it not happen because he KNOWS #// he can be ur angle. or yuor devil. #// by which i mean he can be either the unstoppable force or the immovable object #// n i guess it depends what kinda defeat we talking here. if it's like a friendly duel he has enough dignity to just Take It b u t #// otherwise #// he'll fight for as long as he has to. for as long as he has a reason to or a cause. and he also won't back down if he's defending #// someone. bitch will literally rather die #// similiarly if it's a friendly bout he tends to act a bit more arrogant because he knows it's all in good fun #// also. claps. 'fears death' lmao that's a fun one. #// it's not even related to killing/fighting it's related to the fact that he once had an encounter with death who forced him #// to experience physical aging as a threat and hmmmm that rly got to him lmao #// it's kinda wild when ur immortal n then that happens. so ye #// also tries to not cause any collateral damage but sometimes that's unavoidable. #// idk!!!! i could talk about this for hours

[ay-asterisms]

so I managed to play more hades and finally met megara. and she promptly kicked my ass. twice.

#I HAD GOD MODE ON BECAUSE I SUCK THAT BAD #skelly was like... hey you know it doesn't have to be this bad right. you're supposed to suck less but I'll give you a hand #and then I turned it on because I don't want to struggle forever to get nowhere #I actually got to see story this time because of it!! I want more story!! #ay gaming

[gallusrostromegalus]

Proposal: The Holiday Bloat Treaty

(This Is An Joke Post)

So, we all know the gag about "the only war on Christmas is Halloween coming to support the unjust invasion of Thanksgiving*, in which Christmas is the aggressor", and that is all well and true.

*The debate over Thanksgiving's seat at the table of worthwhile holidays does not invalidate it's right to not get bowled over by christocaptalism.

In recent years however, I've noticed another insidious holiday creep- Halloween is also starting earlier and earlier every year. While I am a big fan of Halloween (I'm a queer little agnostic it's MY DAY), I am disgusted by this trend because it's being used to squash another extremely important but often-overlooked holiday:

Labor Day

Now, I am not so paranoid as to suggest there is a conscious conspiracy by the forces of capitalism to Bloat Halloween like Christmas so that it eclipses the Workers Rights Day in the public mind. I think there is a conscious effort to Bloat Halloween into a second major money maker, but the net effect of erasing Labor Day is much the same

Hence I propose an addendum to The Holiday Non-aggression treaty, something that is very real and totally enforceable (lol), that, as Christmas cannot begin until Thanksgiving/Indigenous People's Day has had it's day, so too must Halloween wait it's turn until after we all acknowledge the contributions of workers in our lives (you know, in the traditional way of "don't use the services of any private employees and see how much life sucks", not "make a retail worker miserable at the labor day sale").

After that, it's Skelly Time BABEY :)

[kitkatcadillac]

seeing a lot of posts making me think about it lately but i think its really important to note when you consider the ways that you accept and support the queer/lgbtq community that its critical, if you want to do a well founded and strong job of it, absolutely CRITICAL to diversify that

i know theres a lot going on right now thats noisy, and scary, and it feels overwhelming and sometimes that pressure is good at encouraging infighting or picking teams or whatnot

but like... i dont know man. step back and relax a little bit. dont engage with the live wire. go... read some stories. read or watch some history, enjoy some queer entertainment.

google terminology. watch something about the AIDS pandemic. see top ten queer artist lists and pick a few to learn more about. look at the wiki for the lavender scare. watch some musicals, learn about theater history. about drag. the holocaust, and how much they cared about whether you were gay, autistic, or jewish, and why its so important to remember who your real fight is with.

not even all at once. just throw some crumbs in with whatever else youre doing, or youre interested in. tidbits. find happy things. find mundane things. find infuriating things. find combinations, confusing things. diversify. grow yourself. give yourself time and tools in bounds. much to learn every day.

#skelly speaks #every single time i look up anything i think i know about queer history i stumble upon something new #fjdj this is absolutely triggered in part by the aformentioned diverse queer acknowledgement need but #man i wasnt even looking for these things. but i was listening to a pathology documentary #(as you do) #and it got to HIV and just... jesus christ man. that wasnt even long ago that was like the 80s #and then nobody gave a shit what else you were. if you were gay you were a Threat #you didnt even have to BE gay man people just had to have some suspicion there was a chance #and on top of all the bullshit the church was doing??? bro you know they played into that #because at the time they were also pushing their 'way of life as we know it' bullshit! #i have so many thoughts and feelings #bfjd of course this is american based thoughts but still #the echoes from these things are still deafening. people are still regurgitating this rhetoric sometimes verbatim... #i dont get it sometimes it all is so cruel sometimes #but i do my best to know what i can and just keep trying to build more understanding #anyway. aaanyway

[justleaveacommentfest]

Dear Mr Comment Skeleton, I have a confession to make. As a reader, I feel a little discouraged at leaving comments on AO3 because a lot of the time, authors don't really bother to respond to them or even acknowledge their existence to begin with. Of course, we readers aren't entitled to author responses but it sure does make leaving comments not very rewarding for readers, you know? Reader and author interaction is so good and so rewarding yet...it seems rare now? Or at least it seems rare to me? Am I being silly, comment skeleton? What words of wisdom do you have for us who feel this way?

THE AUTHOR WROTE A WHOLE FIC FOR YOU!!! THEY SPENT THEIR TIME AND ENERGY COMPOSING A FIC THAT YOU ADORED!!!

WE THANK THEM FOR THIS TIME AND EFFORT AND DEDICATION BY LEAVING A COMMENT TO BRING THE AUTHOR THE SAME JOY THEY BROUGHT TO US WITH THEIR FIC!!!

ALSO, YOU CAN'T GET AUTHOR INTERACTION IF YOU DON'T LEAVE COMMENTS!! BUILDING COMMUNITY TAKES TIME!!!! LEAVE A THOUSAND COMMENTS AND IF ONE AUTHOR RESPONDS THAT'S A BRICK LAID IN THE FOUNDATION OF THIS HOUSE WE CALL A FAN COMMUNITY!!

KEEP ON COMMENTING MY SKELLY FRIENDS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR QUESTION!!!

#just leave a comment fest #no excuses just results

[merlinmarvelandother-oneshots]

Sorry, I meant to send an ask yesterday, but I got carried away 😅

So what about ut, us, uf and ht (you can ignore the last one if you want to don't worry) and how they would be with a reader that hides the fact that they're physically hurt.

Maybe they went hiking with the skellie, and they tripped and pretended that it was only a little scratch when days later they see quite a big wound that's infected.

It's a bit gross, so it's okay if you don't do it, don't worry :)

Have a good day/night and be safe

-💀

UnderTale, UnderSwap, UnderFell, and HorrorTale skellies react to a reader hiding that they're injured

you had gotten in a little tussle with a fallen branch walking home. you were completely oblivious, and tripped right over it. it hurt to walk on, and you soon noticed it swelling. it wasn't... sprained, right? nah, of course not! you brushed it off, thinking that it would be just fine in a day or two.

but until then, you might want to put some ice on that.

and so you did. for three days, with no sign of improvement. you tried keeping it a secret, but then your s/o came home while you were putting ice on it, right on the couch beside the door, and...

UnderTale:

Sans:

-he walks into the house, immediately heading for the couch.

-"hey, y/n, i'm ho- you alright? what happened to you?"

-"oh! sans, hi, i didn't expect you home so early!" you wave frantically to draw his eyes away from your ankle.

-"yeah... work was slow, so i came home. whats going on? you're acting weird."

-"pshh, don't be silly, nothing's wrong! absolutely nothing!"

-he sighs.

-"my whole shtick back in the underground was that i can see peoples stats. your HPs lowered, you're acting really awkward about your leg, and you're trying to hide an ice pack from me. i know, i saw it when i walked in. so, im gonna ask you again. whats going on?"

-you sighed. he caught you, he always did.

-"i dont know what's up. I tripped a few days ago and my ankle just started swelling. I'm gonna give it a few more days before I see a doctor, just to see if it heals on its own."

-"alright then," really? that's it? not going to insist you see someone? well, that's great for you! "I'm going to grillby's. wanna come?"

-you nodded your head.

-"cmon, let's take a shortcut."

-he took you to the fucking ER.

Papyrus:

-you look up after hearing the door open and you heard a crash.

-he had gone grocery shopping, apparently, because his bags were sprawled on either side of him on the floor.

-his jaw was only half hinged, that's how bad you scared him.

-as in it dropped. almost fully.

-he suddenly runs to your side (re-hinging his jaw on the way) and kneels by your side.

-"HUMAN, what ever is the matter? is it serious? does it hurt? will it need stitches? should i take you to-"

-"Paps! i'm okay. i think it's just sprained, i'll be alright," you tries to reassure him.

-"SPRAINED? oh, HEAVENS no, i must take you to the doctor right away!"

-you sigh. "Papyrus, it isn't that big of a deal. i'm sure it'll be alright in a few days."

-"absolutely not! what if it's worse than you think? it could kill you!"

-he really thought a sprained ankle could kill you? he may be clueless about human injuries, but at least he cares!

-you don't have too much time to reply before he picks you up, puts you in the car, buckles you up (because heaven forbid something ELSE happen to you, ESPECIALLY under his watch) and brings you to the ER.

UnderFell:

Sans:

-he literally did not notice.

-he grumbles a quiet, "hey," before trotting upstairs into his room.

-it isn't until several days later when the pain has worsened and you cannot walk on it that he asks what the fuck is going on.

-you explained that you had tripped a few days ago, and it got swollen, and you thought that it would just go away, but it's been getting worse and worse since it happened.

-"fuckin' idiot," he groaned. "i'm dating a goddamn moron! alright, get in the car. i'm takin' you to a hospital."

-he's groaning the entire way.

Papyrus:

-as soon as he lays eyes on you, he sighs.

-"what did you do this time?"

-what the hell did he mean, 'this time'? he CANNOT be holding you accountable for that one time you got a concussion! that was HIS fault!

-"hey! you BETTER not be talking about-"

-"about the concussion," he cut you off. "yes, yes, i'm aware, you believe that incident to be my doing. however, i can GUARANTEE that this is not! now, tell me what happened. i expect a full explanation."

-you rolled you eyes and told him, feeling a little pissed off about his crossed arms and tapping foot, although you couldn't fully blame him. the whole situation WAS a little silly, now that you have to say it out loud.

-he scoffed when you finished talking. such a silly thing! why the HELL didn't you immediately see a doctor? swelling is NEVER normal!

-how did he, a skeleton monster who had gone most of his life without so much as seeing a human, know more about human anatomy than a fully grown human adult?

-and how did he, an esteemed member of the royal guard, end up in a relationship with such a fool?

-"get yourself looking decent. we are visiting the hospital to get you proper treatment."

-'looking decent', you looked fi-! no, you didn't, nevermind.

UnderSwap:

Sans:

-"hey, y/n, Alphys let out training early, so i'm back! what are you doing?"

-you scrambled to hide the ice pack and hike your pants back over your ankle. "oh, uh. . . nothing," you said sheepishly in reply, a fake grin appearing on your face.

-"oohhhh, no no no. i know that look. you're hiding something. best be honest now."

-damn him! how DARE he know you so well!

-"i think i did something to my ankle," you muttered.

-"hmm. . . let me see."

-he walked over and inspected your ankle for a few moments.

-"it looks sprained. when did this start?"

-"a few days ago. i tripped and it started swelling."

-he gave your ankle ankther quick look.

-"and why didn't you tell me?"

-"well, i thought it would go away at first. i was going to tell you, if it didn't. i was just going to wait a few days."

-"well, there's no need! i'm taking you to a doctor."

-he helped you stand and let you use him as something like a crutch, so you wouldn't have to put too much weight on your injured foot.

Papyrus:

-you look up to see him standing, eyebrows furrowed (you know what i mean sans does it in the main game) looking at you.

-"anything you want to tell me?"

-"ah, nothing. . . i'm just gonna go to a doctor if this doesn't start getting better."

-you knew the look he was giving you. he wanted to know what happened.

-"i tripped a few days ago and my ankle started swelling. nothing major. it's just a little sore."

-"mmm. i'm sure. you have five minutes, then i'm taking you to a doctor," he said as he laid on the couch beside you.

-"no, Paps, there's really no need-" you were interupted by snoring. but you knew that didn't mean you were off the hook. he would be awake in five minutes EXACTLY, whether you were ready to go or not.

HorrorTale:

Sans:

-he kinda just stands there for a few moments after he sees you with the ice pack.

-ice pack means something's wrong, because he doesn't see food around, but his skull injury makes figuring anything else out difficult.

-ice pack. . . on your ankle. . .

-it doesn't matter what's wrong. he just knows something is. so, he comforts you! in the only way he knows how!

-which is a BONE-CRUSHING hug.

-and because you're sitting, and he's standing over you, leaning down to hug you, it's a very awkward angle. leading to a lot of bones jabbing into uncomfortable places.

-you know you can't really do anything to get him off of you, so you just wait it out.

-"i'm alright, Sans. it isn't anything major. i'm about to go to a doctor!"

-he was going to tell you to anyway. you just got that part out of the way.

-his time in the underground under Undyne's rule made him very paranoid about the health of those he loves, so no matter how big the injury, you MUST see a doctor.

-it's not up for debate.

-he drives you because he doesn't want you to have to put any more strain on your ankle.

-(should he even have a drivers license? questionable...)

Papyrus:

-he has a puzzled look on his face.

-that. . . he suspected that wasn't a good sign.

-"y/n. . . i don't suppose you want to tell me what is going on?"

-"oh," you nervously laughed. "no biggie. just tripped a few days ago, it kinds hurts. if it doesn't feel better tomorrow i'm seeing a doctor."

-"hmm. i shall hold you to that."

-you laughed. you bet he would.

-spoiler alert, he did.

(a/n: sorry if this is totally inaccurate to having a sprained ankle, it just seemed like a good scenario, and i was too in the writing groove ((once i actually started)) to do much research)

#undertale #underfell #underswap #horrortale #undertale au #undertale x reader #underfell x reader #underswap x reader #horrortale x reader #undertale sans x reader #underfell sans x reader #underswap sans x reader #horrortale sans x reader #undertale papyrus x reader #underfell papyrus x reader #underswap papyrus x reader #horrortale papyrus x reader

[personwhowrites]

Y/n: You two okay?

Soap staring at the wall: I don’t know y/n..seeing life is hell. We just work, eat and sleep..

Ghost: ..Is this our life?

Y/n: your drunk aren’t you?

—

Price: Why did you eat a damn battery?!

Y/n throwing up in the bathroom: Because it’s the best way to power myself for your team bullshit.

Price:

—

Laswell: I still think it’s call soccer..

Price: it’s Football!

Gaz: Should we stop this argument?

Y/n: no no.. I wanna see who wins

Soap and Ghost watching everything display out:

—

Price: Now, ladies are fine, but guns..

Gaz: Definitely would pick a gun over lady.

Y/n drinking soda cross from them:

—

Y/n: where the fuck are the bandages?!

Price: I don’t know Ghost took them for something.

Soap running into the room: Guys! Look! Mummy!

Ghost walks in annoyed wrapped in the bandages: ah?

Y/n and Price:

—

Y/n: you two are childish.

Soap: *Dramatic gasp * We are not!

Y/n: Them get out the fucking tank!

Ghost: no.

Soap: *closes the hatch to the tank*

Y/n: Mother fuckers.. Price! They are in the tank again!

Price: I don’t get paid enough for this shit..

—

Gaz: Y/n what is your dream guy?

Ghost listens carefully

Y/n: Well.. I already have someone

Gaz: Really who?

Y/n: *pulls out a squish mellow plushie* His name is skelly, been with him since I joined the army.

Gaz and Ghost:

Y/n: What?

—

Y/n: *drinking coffee*

Ghost: You like something warm and nice in your throat don’t you?

Y/n: *Chokes on the coffee * Excu—

Soap sitting next to Y/n also drinking coffee: Hell ya I do papi

Ghost and Y/n:

—

Alejandro: can you drive?

Y/n: ..Yeah..

Moments later

Alejandro: *holding onto dear life onto the car door*

Soap: how long has he been like that?

Y/n: couple minutes, I told him I stopped driving but he hasn’t moved.

—

Ghost: That’s gay

Soap: getting no bitches is gayer.

Y/n: OH HE GOT YOU THERE!

Ghost:

—

Price: Y/n it has come time..for yo—

Y/n: to quit? Because this team is pure chaos.

Price: it is not

Y/n Points to Gaz and Soap eating a bandages as Ghost times them.

Price:

—

Y/n: what’s your worst fear?

Soap: A loving ghost.

Ghost over hearing the conversation

Next day

Soap: *running for his life*

Ghost walking after him with his arms open: come back here! I want hug you buddy!

Y/n: ..that is scary..

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Bestie- I need this ok?!

Bad sanses with an S/O that absolutely DEVOURS energy drinks, like, 3+ a day- and they are still tired-

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Then I look at drafts 🙃

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The Bad Sanses (+ Cross) with an tired S/o who always drinks energy drinks!

Dust:

* How are you alive man? Like not radioactive and shit-? That is a LOT of energy drinks. And you can’t fool this guy. He’s very observant so he’ll immediately notice that you still get tired.

* He honestly might just teach you the bad causes of drinking too many. Nah really he will sit you down with all the research he did to explain everything. (Quite endearing really. He really wants to make sure you’re ok❤️)

* Now he’s not gonna force you to stop. It’s really up to you in the end. But he will still be making sure you are ok. And he suggests healthier options too! See? Now you can enjoy what you love but in a much healthier way!

* He’s not very talkative but the way he shows how much he cares for you is very sweet. Don’t worry your skellie too much! He’s quite the Worrywart!

Horror:

* Boyo is always trying to take a sip from your can. He’s just curious on why you love it so much. So much that he is literally giving you puppy eyes so that you’ll give him a sip (which I know you succumbed to the cuteness-). He found it pretty cool!

* And yet…..you still cannot get away with saying “Oh I’m not tired! Just waiting for it to kick in! 👀💦” yeah sweetie Horror is also very observant. He’ll make you get sleep. And you can ONLY get an energy drink if you get proper sleep in!

* He knows you love the drinks but he’d rather you get proper sleep first! Then you can have any you like! Why drink to get energy when you can just sleep Y’know? That’s what he thinks anyway. But he wants you happy too so you always wake up with an energy drink ready for you! ☺️

* He just wants you to be happy and healthy!

Killer:

* Bruh. You know DAMN well he’s probably the one supplying you the damn drinks- if you thought you was bad? Think again- he literally has an unlimited supply in god knows where in that room of his…..

* Let’s be honest: He drinks WITH you. Both of you happily drinking together on the couch watching anime or playing games. But he’ll drop a few hints about “Heh might wanna slow down…”

* Now just because he kind of (is) a bad influence, doesn’t mean he won’t keep an eye on you. If he sees how it affects you, he’ll try to moderate how much to give you. Because he may be a lil shit….but he cares about you a lot.

* You can always be guaranteed to have fun with this guy but also taken care of no matter what!

Error:

* Glitchy boi would be a straight up dick talking about you have an addiction meanwhile he’s on his 15th chocolate bar himself- I’m pretty sure he steals your drinks too-

* And you can bet he’s taking those drinks away if you’re overdoing it. He’ll have multiple excuses for keeping it from you…..but really he just wuvs you and doesn’t want you feeling all sluggish because he worries for you 🥺. Will he admit that? HA! No-

* Though he will easily give in with a little….convincing. Puppy eyes and promising more chocolates? He’ll eventually give in. But he also makes you promise to at least take it easy with the drinks.

* Grumpy hobo man may be a lil sassy but he means well!

Nightmare:

* He’s probably the only one who doesn’t see why the hell you like these drinks. It tastes like battery acid…..(says the guy drinking black coffee-). He didn’t really care at first but the MOMENT he sees how groggy you get? Oh you fucked up-

* He’s immediately hiding your stash and you WILL be scolded if you ask about it. And he’s dragging your ass to bed to make sure you get proper sleep. Right after he makes sure you are properly hydrated first.

* I can imagine even as his S/o, these moments can be quite unexpected but he was like…..mother henning you. And the way he stays by your side to make sure you’re ok makes your heart melt❤️

* Even the king of negativity can have a sweet side!

Cross (Lil bonus boi✨):

* Well he does like a few energy drinks himself especially for a game night or during morning training. He can drink as much as you without really realizing it then feels guilty about it but laughs it off.

* But it’s definitely a different story when he notices how sleepy you still are especially after the amount you drank. He gets a little concerned and asks if you’re okay. When he learns the energy drinks don’t work on you, he thought of a few ideas…..

* He looked for alternatives that could help you wake up much better. Like working out with him and eating a few healthier meals! But you both do have days to splurge on your favorite drink. It’s only fair!

* He didn’t want you to miss out on what you loved! So he helped you find a balance! He just loves you so!❤️

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