#but I’m also allergic

[littledollll]

Larissa, coming into her room after a long day of work: “what the-“

Y/n, sitting on the floor absolutely floded by cats: “I can explain.”

#i have 4 new kittens at home now #we’re fostering! #they’re adorable #but I’m also allergic #gwendoline christie #random littledollll #larissa weems wednesday #Larissa Weems #larissa weems x reader #larissa weems fluff #principal weems

[shittycollagen]

it’s so frustrating to be looking at products for medical reasons and have all of the info on them be based on a healthy persons health. I don’t want to know which heart rate monitor watch doodad is best for working out and exercise - I want to know which one will give me the most accurate heart rate and sleep info. I especially don’t want to know which meal replacement shakes are best for weight loss - I want to know what I can use to make sure I’m getting enough nutrients when I’m too nauseous to eat.

#anyway i’m tired #and I can’t get my old shakes anymore so I have to find new ones #also I’m allergic to everything so that doesn’t help #disabled #disability #chronic illness #chronically ill #cripple punk #accessibility

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou asks you to join him during one of his photoshoots for a pro hero campaign. he doesn’t understand the point of it, nor why he has to only be in his underwear, but he doesn’t mind it much when he gets to look over to your shy little face.

you’re propped up in a corner on an old couch, laptop perched in your lap, its glare bright despite the way you never really look at it. you’re supposed to be catching up on some work, but you’ve been distracted by the glorious sight that is the love of your life.

when he looks at you, do you duck down, eyes suddenly focused on your screen again. it only makes him smile a little, step away from the assistant of the photographer who comes up to him, calls out your name.

“Huh?” your head whips up with a quickness neither of you expect, goes to show just how invested you really were with your work. but Bakugou only grins at you now, jerking his chin over to you as he grabs the bottle of oil the assistant was trying to pour over him.

“C’mere and gimme a hand, won’t ya?” he asks you, boyish smile gracing his face as he tilts his head at you. immediately, your face warms as you put together the request that’s suddenly dropped in your lap. everyone in the studio looks at you, with both envious and excited gazes, and it only makes you shrink in on yourself.

“I hate you.” you mutter under your breath when you finally rise up from your place on the couch, which he somehow hears. but Bakugou only laughs at you, grabs you by the waist when you’re close enough to kiss you breathless in front of everybody, before he’s handing off the oil to you.

“Such an attention whore,” you whisper when you’re close, the air between the two of you thick. everyone tries to look away, give you guys a bit of privacy, but it’s hard when such a soft and amused look passes over the usually rough and hardened hero’s face.

“Only for your attention.” he grunts back to you, holding his arms out for you to start dripping the oil down his skin. it’s a sensual gesture, the softness between you two sliding into something more, something that you only ever reserve for the bedroom.

you tip the bottle over his shoulders until it drips down his chest, massaging it all in with your hands in crude, circular motions. you can see the way he bites his lip, ignore the way he looks at you down the bridge of his nose lest you two create a scene not meant for the public eye. you gather more oil, warm it between your palms, kneeling in front of him to help massage it into the defined muscles of his stomach.

you ignore the twitch in front of you, swallowing thickly, glancing up to Bakugou who hasn’t taken his eyes off of you yet. you mouth at him to behave, but he only grins, something feral.

“We only need it above the waistband.” the photographer suddenly calls out, snapping you back to attention. you stand on shaky knees, nodding with your eyes casted low, ashamed, that your freak of a man had you doing something so…so—

“Go wait in my dressing room, yeah?” Bakugou asks you, pulling you in close to peck at the corner of your mouth. “Gonna wrap this shit up.” he promises you, and you can only nod silently, mind going a mile a minute. but before you go, you remember to grab the oil. just in case.

#I hope this makes sense and sorry that it’s This. #I’m sleepy and having an allergic reaction and it’s HELL!!!!!!! #and I’m also coming on my cycle life just won’t stop beating my ass #on the other hand I really enjoyed my schoolwork this week which was a nice relief #I have a week left and I’m so happy bc I’ll finally have more time to write what I want again!!! #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #also I’ve talked about model bkg before but I can never get enough of him I fear #him as a model or even just modeling in general does something to me #mr pretty face with such a terrible attitude and such a brat bc he wants only you for everything #I need him terribly so

[wigglebox]

Suptober - Day 7 || Black Cat [x]

#suptober23 #destiel #destiel fanart #dean winchester #castiel #spnfanart #wiggleart #Cas embraces the cat distribution system #dean is skeptical lmao #I love fluffy black cats so I made this one fluffy #and it took me way too long to draw lmao #the tree and some background stuff will be lined for the coloring book but I didn’t know how I wanted it to look until coloring #so it’s why it’s not lined lol #also I wish I could have a cat I’m so allergic

[ozzythecutecat]

Hot fuzz fan art because it’s my favorite movie of all time and I love it sm 😎

Like I’m serious this movie is THE movie of all time. Literally the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Hilarious and awesome what else can I say!! 🤷‍♀️

#art #artists on tumblr #digital art #procreate #cornetto trilogy #hot fuzz #shaun of the dead #the worlds end #simon pegg #nick frost #police man officer #they are so totally gay #like comon?! #love middle age yaoi #no wait it’s police man officer yaoi #cartoonart #cartoon style #also I found out I’m allergic to peanut butter #and also I might me lactose intolerant #cornetto trilogy fan art

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Gabriel but underneath that armour he's bird demon howl from howls moving castle

Had to look it up cause I don’t watch anime

Approved, but without the human face

#the only time i have watched anime is when my brother forces me to lol #I’m allergic to faces don’t mind me #anyway #in my crazy mind the helmet is his face but it is also removable which doesn’t make any sense but it does to me #there might be something under there or there is nothing at all #but it’s not human #it can change based on feelings #if he can change the color of his armor then it must be part of him in some way right #and if his wings and halo can appear and disappear as well.. #ok I’m getting off topic here #non voice post #ask #asks

[pyjamacryptid]

PSA FOR MAKE-UP AND SKINCARE BRANDS: START LISTING POTENTIAL ALLERGENS AT THE END IN BOLD LIKE FOOD PRODUCTS HAVE TO BECAUSE IT IS WAY OVERDUE AS A MANDATORY REQUIREMENT AND I AM TIRED.

#this is a vent #sorry everyone #but I’m so tired #some brands do! but it’s so uncommon #genuinely baffles me though that it’s not common for skincare brands to do this #since it’s not unusual for those with irritated skin to have all sorts of allergies #and yes you can’t list every allergy under the sun #but I’m talking specifically about nut allergies here since nuts are a SUPER popular ingredient #in all beauty and hygiene products #for their h y d r a t i o n #and I’m allergic to Every Kind 😀👍🏻 #also rip to everyone with plant-based allergies 😖 #anyway #vent #spoon tag #spoonie #make up #makeup #skincare #allergies #allergens #nut allergy #food allergies #chronic condition

[trashhole]

I love starbee and vampires btw (dump)

I really wanted to draw star with a full fanged mouf cause I thought it would look cool and I have been obsessed with vampires lately because of that one scene in carmilla where the girlies have a bloody smooch fest.

What if the vampire you’re meant to kill is reeaaally pretty and wants to take a big ol’ chomp out of you??? What then???? I need to draw bee steaking star in the spark now lol. Starscream is just too hungry 😔

Some sillies. I saw this meme and knew what I had to do.

I took starbee with me on a train but the train I wanted to go on was eeping but it was still fun because trains are awesome

Photo credit to @leefyberrybread because my dumbass was too busy taking a video to get good photos 💀

#Jesus Christ the second image looks so compressed on mobile #vampire brainrot has taken over… #people joke that I’m a vampire actually because I’m allergic to garlic and have a awful sleep schedule and I’m goth #im also allergic to the sun #anyway love trains and starbee #i want to draw more starbee enemies arc #ok I need to sleep because my head hurts from blasting loud music in my ears for three hours on full volume on my comp #yes it was worth it it fixed all my problems #transformers #maccadam #starscream #bumblebee #starbee #tfe bumblebee #tfe starscream #soundwave #earthspark #hanaes scrapheap

[fellowshipofthenoodles]

“Rhino rat snakes don’t need heating or any lighting” okay, going with people’s (very wrong) theory - why does my girl enjoy basking every day even though the room temperature falls under the species’ preference (unless she’s in shed, then she does the very typical hiding away because vulnerable thing)

(p.s. pls ignore the hard water marks on the glass)

HAPPY BONUS PICTURE: Occasionally Sage has days where she decides I’m not just an inconvenience that feeds her and cleans her enclosure and seems like she actually likes me (calling her my pretty little green bean - because apparently all of my animals are vain🙄😂)

HOPE EVERYONE YOUR END IS DOING WELL!❤️

People who keep their snakes in the dark and cold are fcking weirdos that shouldn’t have pets!

Edit:

YOURE SO CORRECT TOO

#nice asks #I’m turning off reblogs so that people don’t get weird about enclosure size in my notes bc I know you’ll upgrade her #bc you’re not a bad keeper lol #pls kiss her on the snoot for me! #also sorry for not responding for days #I became allergic to…. being normal

[zuble]

i really hate that i’m allergic to cannabis bwait hold on my phone just tried autocorrecting that to cannibalism. that’s so funny original post cancelled. imagine you eat a dude and it fucking eats you back.

#anyways i’m allergic to fruits in a ‘ough mouth hurts’ kinda way #which is fine #but with weed it’s like. my mouth and throat and head hurt and my throat starts closing and it gets harder to breathe. scary stuff #but also imagine you find our you’re allergic to human flesh

[moghedien]

Minthara in her most comforting tone: Patricide is often the first step to greatness. I know you’ll miss the hell powers tho 😔

#thank you as always for the drow wisdom Minthara #minthara baenre #Minthara #wyll ravengard #yes I had wyll off his daddy #1) he’s an ass but also 2) I might be a warlock but I’m NOT a deals with devil kind #literally this entire game has been my Tav being a snob about her pact and being allergic to anything too infernal #we’re not even negotiating prices on fish with a tiefling ok #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[pink-pone]

hope you guys are holding up with allergy season coming around, because I am NOT

this week was a rollercoaster with sinus pain and coughing, getting better now but OOF

#all y’all who don’t get allergies be glad lol #😔 it has been rough these past few days #I love you spring but I’m also allergic to you #text post

[eiyuuou]

💤😴,

#nightwing #dick grayson #dc comics #nightwing fanart #this was inspired by one specific panel I saw #of dick taking a nap on a stakeout and having a nightmare #but I cannot for the life of me find it. it’s driving me batty tbf #I’ll remember… eventually. anyways. I’m allergic to doing anything without rim lighting #also I’ll let you in on a squeakret #I have no clue how Bruno intends dicks hair to be drawn I just freestyle it #hny everyone :D #mine

[petrichormore]

!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

#sorry I’m salty and I’m mostly joking I’m not actually that pressed #and plus q!Bad likes to babysit so it is His Own Doing I’m sure others would help if he asked #the thing is he’s never going to ask he’s allergic to asking for help #also this is more about the fandom anyway #they always yell on twitter and IN HIS CHAT to take care of eggs #but if he misses one sign or doesnt read the eggs damn mind he’s an unfit parent like. okay. #^^^ that last tag is specifically about how much people nag on him about tallulah in particular #‘bad is always leaving her behind i only trust Phil’ SHUT THE FUCK UP SHE LITERALLY SEES BAD AS A FATHER FIGURE #tallulah would be dead several times over if it weren’t for him #so would chayanne and so would Leo and so would half the players if we’re being honest #anyway I would be so sad if he killed an egg but he’s earned it at this point tbf #q!badboyhalo #fandom critique #i like the qsmp fandom usually but when people chat hop to tell him to wake up chayanne i get… silly

[kirby-souljourney-au]

RANDOM BASELESS HEADCANONS GO

Meta Knight has a seafood allergy

#kirby series #kirby headcanons #headcanon #headcanons #meta knight #k:sj ione / meta knight #k:sj au #sincerely - mod bugthing #why do I have that hc? I think it’s funny #also because I’m eating fish sticks rn and I turned the intrusive “what if I’m allergic” thoughts into #“what if BLORBO is allergic”

[paunchsalazar]

top 5 things to think about while masturbating

1. bun

2. cheese

3. beef patty

4. lettuce

5. (grilled) onions

#also tomato but I’m allergic so…