#crack post?

[rosekeu]

yall imagine you, shoko, getou, and gojo singing seventeen from the heathers play.

LIKE I CAN SEE IT SO CLEARLY-

just me? okay....

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo x reader #jujutsu gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk imagines #getou suguru #getou x reader #geto x reader #shoko ieiri #crack post?

[punkitt-is-here]

the girls watch breaking bad

#doing warmups before i crack down on commissions theyre all getting done this WEEL RGAHHHH #my posts #my art #mlp #twilight sparkle #rainbow dash #pinkie pie #horsecomix #mlp:fim #my little pony #breaking bad #brba

[carlyraejepsans]

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

#i do think he would keep things polite but distant in the early days post pacifist because tori doesn't want anything to do with him #but after some time passes and they became tentative friends he probably like. asks him to manage the grill at the cookout together #gifts him a HUGE sized pair of socks right back for that other time #cracks some jokes. like they seemed to be on pretty good terms in the game #undertale #sans #asgore #soriel

[blakbonnet]

this is how this scene went right [x]

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd text post #ofmd crack #ofmd meme #ofmd gifs #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmdaily #ofmdsource #my gifs #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #aka what i did instead of my actual paying job btw :)))

[blluespirit]

there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.

#like he’s surrounded by these amazing benders. #azula who’s a prodigy #the literal avatar #katara who mastered water bending in like -3 days #(literally iconic of her tbh) #and zuko IS a great firebender (his abilities as a firebender improve as his story progresses) #but it just absolutely cracks me up when i remember zuko will just. not use his bending sometimes #anyway zuko alone fight was special bc he really said i will use all three bc ur special 🤭 #zuko #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #atla #jack talks #where’s that post that’s like zuko is a prodigy but his special skill is breaking and entering and he can’t tell anyone about that

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #first and last are my favs ngl #ofmd crack

[overheard-internet-conversations]

How did this medieval serf get Internet connection

#preminger #lord farquaad #crack ship #youtube #youtube comments #funny #funny posts #funny post #memes #meme

[strawlessandbraless]

The divorce arc was something else

#supernatural #spn #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #spn 15x09 #15x09 #text post #spn text post

[carrythatwayt]

He's been in love for somewhere between 82-13 billion years.

More Aziraphale: Babygirl / Smitten / Help him

#aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowly x aziraphale #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens text post #good omens meme #good omens crack #i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened #ineffable spouses

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

#not a shitpost #serious post #ask to tag #tw trauma #cptsd #c-ptsd #and if so we should TALK about it #because it means there are a whole group of survivors out there whose mental health regularly worsens during holidays #like i know i am most certainly not the only person who feels an undefined Dread hanging over christmas/my birthday/july 4 etc #bc too many shitty things happened during those times and now my brain is hypervigilant bc traditionally these are the Danger Times #and this seems like it would be particularly common for survivors of abusive/dysfunctional households (aka most people with c-ptsd) #because holidays/vacations typically mean 1) the whole family is together/being forced to interact #2) and undergoing external stressors e.g. travel/relatives aka 'outsiders' visiting/routines & coping mechanisms being interrupted etc #3) there is social pressure for this to be a Fun Family Bonding Experience which only highlights the cracks in the foundation #and exposes the common Everything Is Fine/We Are A Happy Family lie #4) the cognitive dissonance of feeling tired/anxious/stressed/afraid during a time when you are 'supposed' to be Making Good Memories #and then everyone is angry/tired/anxious/triggered and things boil over and something or someone goes Very Wrong #weird that i'm posting this in october when halloween is...sort of the ONLY holiday i have only good and happy feelings towards #i got lucky there #also i have positive feelings towards Labor Day but that's for socialist reasons

[devildomwriter]

The Brothers When MC is Angry

Accurate representation of MC’s threat level vs size

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me shit post #obey me crack #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me video

[morganaconda]

#canon dialogue TO ME #spn #spn incorrect quotes #spn crack #spn humor #supernatural #supernatural incorrect quotes #supernatural crack #supernatural humor #spnblr #spnposting #dean winchester #sam winchester #sam and dean #spn text posts #supernatural text posts #text posts

[unkindcorvid]

#spn crack #text post #dean winchester #spn text post #supernatural #spn humor #mine

[blakbonnet]

learning so much from s2 🫶

#brought to you by the first text post not leaving me alone asjdgsfhjsgdf #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd memes #ofmd crack #ofmd s2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #my gifs #ofmd meme

[catscidr]

// how genshin men would kabedon you //

i. note — im stuck in bed because of cramps help me i wanted to be productive today but eye can't write good…… so i wrote something self indulgent silly to get my mind off of the pain instead _(´ཀ`」 ∠) _ ueue ii. cw — fluff/crack, gn!reader, suggestive if you squint rly hard, you're shorter than them in the third part for convenience's sake, not rly proofread im melting

standard kabedon with one arm ↳ alhaitham, diluc, zhongli ˎˊ˗

immediately understood what you meant when you asked if he could “kabedon” you. he either he read it about it somewhere or it’s just something he picked up from overhearing others talk about it in passing— you’d tease him for being “nosy” if you weren’t so flustered at the sight of him looking down at you with such a straight face.

your gaze travels down from his face, to his neck, to his bicep… close to you… and his forearm… that’s even closer to you… you’re so focused on his strong masculine arm that you don’t catch the slight blush tinting his cheeks.

whew. is it just you or is it getting hot in here?

standard kabedon but with both arms ↳ albedo, xiao, lyney ˎˊ˗

he either knew what a kabedon was already or you had to explain it to him and he… misunderstood a little bit.

or maybe he didn’t. maybe it was on purpose. maybe caging you in with both of his arms was what he was planning all along while you sheepishly explained what a kabedon entailed…!

or maybe he doesn’t want to admit that he zoned out while you were talking because all he thought about was how cute you looked, all flushed and embarrassed. yeah. that’s definitely not what happened. of course not

invades your personal space and backs you up into the wall without even using his arms ↳ pantalone, ayato, dottore ˎˊ˗

he pretended not to know what a was kabedon because’s he’s mean. while you tried to explain what it entailed (while sweating nervously from how hard he was staring at you), he slowly closed the distance between the two of you before you realized just how close he was.

he was taller than you, so he had to bend down at the waist to be at eye-level with you… and the action didn’t help your poor little heart. you could smell his cologne and gods did you feel your knees go weak.

but on the bright side, if your legs give out he’ll be close enough to catch you before you bust your head open! such a gentleman

forget using arms, he’ll use his leg to pin you to the wall instead ↳ itto, cyno, childe ˎˊ˗

why be like everyone else when he can show off instead? you think he might have been a bird in another life because this isn’t a kabedon, it has to be some sort of courting ritual or… something.

at least it’s working, though. your face is flushed, you’re holding back a smile and your heart is racing against your ribcage.

the only downside if that your face is buried in your hands; if it wasn’t, you’re sure your curiosity would get the better of you and you’d end up looking. don’t ask where, you know what i mean

….you kabedon him. ↳ wanderer, baizhu, neuvillette, webttore ˎˊ˗

he either straight up refused to do it or was so utterly puzzled by what on earth a “kabedon” even was that you had to show him.

cue a strained gasp, his brows either raised to the heavens or furrowed so hard he would immediately get wrinkles, and a blush that you would never let yourself forget. maybe you should do this more often.

but be careful, he might turn the tables and catch you off guard to kabedon you someday as payback. oh no! terrible, i know

#i wanna get kabedon'd by them.................... #post divider by cafekitsune #wanderer x reader #baizhu x reader #neuvillette x reader #webttore x reader #itto x reader #childe x reader #cyno x reader #pantalone x reader #ayato x reader #dottore x reader #albedo x reader #xiao x reader #lyney x reader #alhaitham x reader #zhongli x reader #diluc x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin crack

[bizarrelittlemew]

ofmd x tumblr

#ofmd tumblr text posts #incorrect quotes #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd gifs #tumblr screenshot #ofmd 2x4 #our flag means death #ofmd x tumblr #i am putting wayyy to much work into these but at least i'm having fun <3 #s2 is so dark i have to recolor my ancient screenshots #been holding onto the last one for a year thinking “hm this has ed energy but there's no fitting clip in s1” AND THEN S2 FUCKING DELIVERED #ofmd crack