#fred jones himbo

[the-villainous-ace]

Was thinking about Fraggy things...

Had a couple head canons come to mind... Mostly thoughts on Fred and his Bimbo-ness

Just to set things up I like the idea of them all being close childhood friends like in A Pup Named Scooby Doo.

Because Fred and Daphne seem more like the high school sweethearts people always asked them if they were dating.

Eventually, they caved and tried dating each other but realised they felt more like best friends than a couple plus Daphne realized she had a crush on Velma (#lesbian visibility).

Anyway back to Freddy

My head-canon is that Freddy finds Shaggy really attractive,

He thinks in his mind that it's totally platonic like "no homo" but it's really not.

Like Velma and Daphne don't think Shaggy is ugly,

And they notice that he's weirdly popular, they just don't see the appeal (cuz they're gay for eachother but also Shaggy is like a brother to them). But they both think it's kinda suss how much Fred compliments his appearance.

(Like they both notice how gay Fred is for Shaggy but Fried just hasn't realized yet)

Some examples I thought of that Fried might throw into a conversation, un-prompted

Like Velma and Daphne are talking about their straight celebrity crushes or smth and fried just pipes in with..

-"Shaggy is pretty handsome, I bet chicks dig Shaggy"

-"I mean he's tall, fit, athletic, he's got nice hair, he's handsome, he's a great cook, his family's pretty loaded, he has good bone structure...ect isn't that what chicks always talk about wanting in a guy?"

- "I'm pretty jealous of Shaggy, like his facial hair, it's pretty rugged and sexy, isn't it?

"I wish I could grow a beard or something but it's so sparse and patchy when I try and takes me months!"

Velma and Daphne just *bombastic side eye* "this dude gay"...

I also imagine that Fred is so oblivious when people are dating or attracted to other people.

Like this man dosen't have a clue, flirting goes right over his head and he can't pick up of those vibes at all...

And because he got no vibe check he dosen't notice that Shaggy IS ACTUALLY pretty popular

So it's like

Fred (in his head) -"I wonder why Shaggy isn't popular or dating anybody when he's handsome and such a great guy"

Meanwhile...

Shaggy - **actively being hit on right in front of him**

Anyway just a thought...

#scooby doo fred jones #scooby doo fred #shaggy and scooby #but what if gay? #sooby doo headcanon #what if we made it gay #What if they were gay #velma x daphne #poly scooby gang #fraggy #fraggy ship #i will go down with this ship #scooby doo fic #fred x shaggy #fred jones appreciation #fred jones himbo #himbo prep mom friend golden retriever 💛 #norville shaggy rogers #fred jones #ripped from my notes #dont like dont read

[sometiktoksarevalid]

#cc #drag king #scooby doo #fred jones #himbo

[2023himbotournament]

FINAL ROUND

#Kronk #the emperor's new groove #fred jones #scooby doo #himbo #2023 himboff #tournament #poll #polls

[misteria247]

YouTube: So I know that HBO has massacred your boy Fred.

Me:......And?

YouTube: So as an apology for it here's a little treat just for you courtesy of YouTube recommendations.

Me: Finally......some delicious fucking food.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #scooby doo #scooby gang #mystery incorporated #scooby doo mystery incorporated #fred jones #daphne blake #shaggy rogers #velma dinkley #daphne x fred #fred x daphne #YouTube recommendations strikes again #I'm literally crying he's perfect how could anyone hate this himbo??????? #side note him and Daphne work so well together like bro they're couple goals sgsgsgsgsgsg #Youtube

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

maybe if we dont make eye contact it will go away (this is about hbo velma)

#at fred like look at how theyve massacred my boy #hbo velma #scooby doo #fred jone #shaggy rogers #velma dinkley #daphne blake #AUGH I DONT LIKE FREDS CHARACTERIZATION HES A HIMBO SHUT THE FUCK UP HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS

[invisible-pink-toast]

himbo's in question:

#himbo #tropes #aladdin #ken #tuffnut #gaston #maui #clark kent #kronk #ambrosius goldenloin #lance strongbow #bolin #sea hawk #fred jones #soren tdp #my post #my edit

[thegayhimbo]

#tgh opinions #tgh polls #himbo #himbos #joey tribbiani #jason stackhouse #steve harrington #jason mendoza #jamie tartt #michael kelso #nate archibald #fred jones #andy dwyer #troy barnes #friends #f.r.i.e.n.d.s #true blood #stranger things #the good place #that 70s show #ted lasso #gossip girl #scooby doo #community #parks and rec

[malizanu]

why can't you like music or girls or something?

based on this lol

#my art #scooby doo #mistery inc #fred jones #hbo fred made me so angry #he's just a himbo with a hperfixation on traps #not an asshole or whatever THAT was #hbo velma in general made me so fvcking angry

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

#tell me what other bi himbos should be in this poll #jake peralta #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #nick nelson #heartstopper #steve harrington #stranger things #thor #thor odinson #mcu #marvel #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin bbc #fred jones #scooby doo #dean winchester #supernatural #adam groff #sex education #himbo #himbos #bi himbos #bi #bisexuality #bi characters #characters #queer #poll

[moved-rambeu]

goofy little sketch of one (1) mr fredrick herman jones of scoobert doo fame, everyone....... i love him...hes so silly. )':

follow my new acc: @rambeu <3

#my babygirl... #my himbo king #hes SO SILLY AND UNDERRATED!! #love u fred jones #fred jones #scooby doo #scooby doo fred #fred jones scooby doo #fred. #frank welker #artists on tumblr #scooby doo fanart #fanart

[herbouquetreign]

Himbos are the best gender to ever exist. Especially himbos that worship the ground their s/o walks on and is a housewife and is comfortable in their sexuality.

#eddie munson #emmet mccarty #michael kelso #kelso #kelso that 70s show #steve harrington #thor odinson #andy dwyer #michael scott #stanley barber #nick miller #winston bishop #Schmidt #fred jones #fred scooby doo #hercules #kronk #himbos #male housewife #buddy the elf #Johnny hotel Transylvania #mine

[anymoretastelessdemands]

Overall I do love the live-action scooby-doo movies, but one thing that I will never forgive them for is the character assassination they took out on Fred by making him vain

#i understand he got better with it by the end of the film #but it seems like thats what alot of people think of him now #hes not vain #hes not a womanizer #he is a himbo #scooby doo #fred jones

[2023himbotournament]

Round 4

#johnny bravo #Fred jones #scooby doo #poll #polls #himbo #2023 himboff #tournament

[krasnyel]

i know i might be reaching, but it baffles me how people still consider fred straight up stupid, when he’s obviously not. he’s shown to be very acquainted with technology, physics, engineering, etc. throughout the whole scooby-doo franchise. i know that the majority of people strongly connect to his characterisation from the live-action movies, where he is written to be douchey jock with no personality, but it’s rather an exception than a solid character description. nonetheless, it’s important to understand that he’s been autistic-coded for many years now, and even canon autistic in mystery inc. many people mistake his autistic traits for being rude, stupid and insufferable, when in reality he just struggles with social and context cues. especially in mystery inc. many people get angry at him for not understanding daphne’s “obvious” hints and not being able to adjust to his father’s expectations of him being a “normal kid”. my point is, fred is not stupid, he’s just not good at social interactions.

#i’d call him a himbo if he wasn’t actually quite smart #i also might be projecting #scooby doo #fred jones #krasnyel post

[miasmultifandomdump]

Thinking about what that cursed HBO show did to my beautiful Fred Jones is making me want to go on a binge in spite, but instead of watching the monstrosity of a show that slandered him, watching EVERY SINGLE piece of Scooby Doo media I can find that ISN'T that show.

#as a bisexual i just wanted a good adaptation of a show i like. girls kissing doesnt make up for what you did to this show thanks #its so annoying when they do that stuff. just give me my silly lil guys and stop slandering them!! #but especially fred. imagine thinking fred is anything but an adorable golden retriever himbo. thats so cringe #i dont mind giving an old story a new twist but when the creators obviously hate the story theyre adapting thats shitty #fred jones #daphne blake #velma dinkley #shaggy rogers #scooby doo #scooby gang #anti velma #hbo velma #losing my braincells #all queued up with nowhere to go

[randomraytrash]

Okay, but listen me out

Au where ex-Mayor Jones is out on parole (bc he is a politician of course, he can and will escape from consequences) doing community service. Enough morally grey to be still torn between the treasure and is damn "son".

Than Judy and Brad come back and Fred Jones sr in all his morally corrupted glory realized that he royally fucked up, because the two thieves are even worse than him and he tries to help the kids (like really bad, like giving them of how break the law advice).

Also, sorry, but after a while I think he ends up crashing on the Sheriff's couch because Judy and Brad take his (Fred jr's house now) house. Do what you do with this information, but I bet Janet Nettles hates his ass (she's right and she should say that louder) because she is one of the rare politicians with good morals, also she knows Jones is pathetically not straight and the sheriff is absolutely oblivious. She doesn't know Jones has no intention to make a move on the sheriff because he likes them dumb, but that man is really too much dumb. Also fucking Sheriff is straight as a pole and too oblivious to be alive.

I know the sheriff lives with his mother, but I think she needs a break from his son, she deserve to be free from this absolutely moron of a man. She saw Janet Nettles and said: "Now, he's your problem". She persuaded him to take an apartment in town, so he could start his lovely love nest with the woman and then fucking ex-mayor crashed in .

#Fanfiction #mystery incorporated #Sdmi #Fred Jones Sr #mayor jones #Sheriff Stones #Sheriff Bronson Stone #Janet Nettles #Out on parole AU #brain rot #I mean have you ever see a politician go to jail for good good? #Scooby doo may be talking but he's not the fantasy element of the tv show #I have a fascination with these old people #Like have you see how unhinged the old gen is? #I respect himbos but *whatever sheriff Stones* is I don't respect it #Janet Nettles has a soft spot in my heart but fall in love with the sheriff? Actually made me lost a bit of respect #Girl you could have so much more #Fred Jones sr is a politician and I don't like politicians but that man? Somehow he's so deranged I love him #Listen kidnapping a baby? Fall in love with that baby? Actually fool yourself so hard you think he will go to college and give you nephews? #Now that I can fall in love with #Even if you are an absolutely bad father you still end up being an okay-sh one compared with his bio parents? Wow. That's peak comedy to me