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toastydoesthings · 8 months
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Obi-Wan’s tragic life is my Roman Empire
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surgeonrickk · 8 days
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It's funny, I have tried looking into scoliosis ricks spine problems. I am the multiverses greatest surgeon and doctor and yet I still struggle to understand scoliosis ricks spine deformaties. It's like there's binded dark magic keeping it together or something...
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samethstarr · 11 months
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Shadow headcanon: Shadow's legs are actually just directly attached to his air shoes.
Let me explain:
Gerald and Black Doom decided together that, with Shadow being made for combat, there was a notable risk of him losing a limb.
So if Shadow doesn't have anything below the ankles, he cannot be de-feeted.
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cheesythemathwiz · 4 months
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“I once left pizza with anchovies hidden in my dad’s car.”
“But, in my defense, he let mom name me Cheesy when she was still drugged up after giving birth.”
“My dad thinks he’s a comedian.” 🙄
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zaddyazula · 3 months
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thinking about geto
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Sam Winchester the boy who just wanted to fit in, to be normal
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starting out 2024 strong by laying in bed at night having too many thoughts about a character from a nine-year-old game that came out when i was 15 years old because apparently im still in my feelings about josh washington from until fucking dawn
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Poor Soggyboggy Wynter D:
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jadeazora · 4 months
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Numerous exterminations since the late-1800s? Survived.
Getting into turf wars with Cherri Bomb? Survived.
21 losses to the Radio Demon? Survived.
Getting vaporized by Adam? Died, but still survived.
I really hope next season Pentious' general unkillability is mentioned when the cast finds out he made in to Heaven. (If the elder Seraphim don't try to hide things anyway, but I can see him and Emily rebelling if need be.)
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raining-its-pouring · 2 months
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A little tired of people saying Moon can’t stand up for herself. Like yeah I think one of the flaws she has is she is too lenient and forgiving, but also in her situation it’s VERY HARD not to be. And it’s very situational, usually manifesting with Five Pebbles.
She stops talking to you if you annoy her enough, and only starts again if you win her back over. You have to put in the work. She isn’t “rolling over” and letting things happen to her, despite the fact that she is in absolutely no position to bargain. As stated by her, her kindness and her words are the ONLY thing she has. So her taking those away from you, the player, is absolutely her standing up for herself.
Everyone brings up how she handles Five Pebbles (esp the comms thing) and it is incredible to me just how many people lay this entirely at her feet when the game states over and over again that even despite Moon’s intentional feather-light influence over him, he still resents her for being his superior. He seeks out a mentor who is her opposite.
He wants to be something more than what he is, wants to be detached from her, and she can’t do anything about that but do the best she can to exert as little influence over him as possible.
She is stuck between a rock and a hard place here, and was betting on her kindness to have fostered enough mutual respect that she wouldn’t have to resort to forced communications. She was wrong. He was driven by fierce desperation, something that she wasn’t privy to. And she paid for it.
Yes, this is a flaw of hers. But it’s not a universal one. (the rest of the iterators look to her for help- she’s the group senior for gods sake- and people act like she can’t take a stand) I genuinely doubt Moon would’ve waited so long to used forced comms if it were happening to anyone else. If it were being committed by anyone else. And that just makes the tragedy even sweeter.
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sporkberries · 1 year
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There goes Antigone, off to pray
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sweetmilkbread · 7 months
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Sun-Bleached Flies, Ethel Cain // Succession
(Shiv, Roman, Kendall)
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quillsinkwell · 1 year
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do you ever think about how Michael probably hated being compared to his father, yet in both Watsonian and Doylist terms, that's all he ever was
like in watsonian ways, all the animatronics targeted him and attacked him because he looked so similar to his father that they were the same people to the children.
and in doylist ways, the only thing that defined him was his quest to defeat his father.
like, what in canon has clued us in about Mike's personality? That has nothing to do with his family or animatronics? it's that he likes a show called the immortal and the restless.
that's it.
everything else we have given him in fanon.
he spent his whole life trying to deal with his father to prove he wasn't him, yet he's entirely defined by his father.
and without him, he's barely a character.
it adds a sort of horror to his death in pizza sim. like when he attempted to lay his father to rest permanently, the universe laid him as well, because it had no purpose for him outside of his father.
it also kinda makes glammike a little fucked up if you think about it this way, even if he either moved on or his spirit lingered in the pizzeria. his father rose again and the universe either dragged him out of the afterlife or kept him in the basement because what else is he if not his father's watcher
do you ever think about that despite his best efforts to not be his father, he's entirely defined by the man
do you ever think about that
or are you normal.
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poofbark · 6 months
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the children yearn for bkdk yuri
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nobrain-onlysteven · 1 year
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Oh honey, you give off such “doomed by the narrative” vibes
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Rocky, sweetie, you are a hazard
(Alternatively: Me, a comic fan, very much fangirling over the revival of a beloved childhood comic)
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deconstructthesoup · 4 months
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The parallel of Simon forgetting Betty as a result of going mad and Betty going mad as a result of not being able to forget Simon and yet both of their insanity manifests in an inherent obsession with the other will continue to make me lie awake at night
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