This is so insane to me this breaks all the walls, all the stereotypes about twinks..... Imagine going camping and the 3 twinks are the ones setting everything up and doing it right, while the one top has to sit down under the shade or else he'll pass out or have a panic attack...
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I can’t explain, it but Thomas Wayne should be a cigarette mom
God help you if you cross this man at 4 in the morning at a Krispy Donut parking lot cause his cat of a child chased a rat. Voice sounding like a broken car motor, but like. Sexy. “The hell are you lookin’ at?! God damn it— BRUCE. Take that outta your mouth.”
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"I got a package for you!"
OH NO A SCARY DOG AAARHHJGH!!! *GETS CHASED BY DOG*
Would you trust him with your letters? <3
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very much thinking about roleplaying that classic bored lonely housewife x handsome horny delivery man with vox (*/ω\*)
he just shows up at the penthouse’s front door after the shoot for this ad, still dressed in this costume, box and all, and shoots you that sleazy lopsided smile, going ‘hello, pretty lady. you ordered a package?’ like the cliché 1950s cheeseball he is ♡
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things from The Halloween Update that are concerning me more than i already am about Eddie:
his Frankenstein's Monster costume turning his face (and hands. ha, hands, like the hands on a-) half yellow half blue/purple like the clocks & Sally's door. that's fucking me up a little ngl
Eddie tacks "A bit of a moral conundrum-" onto his description of Frankenstein's Monster, who he's costumed as. which seems out of place with the rest of his description. he could've said "bolts" or "white streak in his hair" or another physical trait. nope. Moral Conundrum (one could also describe his costume as "two-faced"...). and the fact that he's dressed specifically as someone who was "brought back from the dead" makes me 👁️👁️. kinda reminds me of a certain set of artworks from Clown's tumblr a while back...
Eddie, despite his whole schtick being "bad memory", was the only one to accurately recognize Sally's costume as pedrolino from the Commedia dell'arte. could be a little 'inside joke', might be something else. i suspect it's something else due to his... ah... Everything.
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Hello! I just Wanted to Say that I Love Your au! It just Has Immaculate Vibes!
Some Lore about Eddie mayhaps?? 👀👀
Thank You in Advance! You’re so Cool
I’ll give you the whole lore about Welcome Home Haunted House AU Eddie
Eddie was on his way to deliver an important letter and got lost in the woods, Eddie and the other two puppets would have been killed by house that day, but Wally saw something different on Eddie. Wally begged house not to kill Eddie. House thought Wally liked Eddie, so house turned Eddie into a ghost.
Eddie is the only one who can hear Sally’s mind and be able to talk to her. They take care each other and became best friends. That’s the reason why Wally wanted Eddie to stay. Because house didn’t know it. This might be the chance… the chance that could set them free.
Eddie writes letters every day to that important person, the one he used to visit every day, but those letters never made it out…
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