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s0urm1111k · 1 year
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lol i forgot i had a tumblr
anyways here are some concepts for a project of mine, where instead of having their faces blacked out in pictures, people who no longer exist in this universe have their faces distorted as if they were AI generated 😌
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queen-of-jupiter · 8 months
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ASLFUA 120:
Jealousy arc let's gooooo... Hahaha I'm just kidding... Or not??? 👀 okay sorry I'm gonna stop the jokes.
So I think Cheol didn't hear Mi-ae asking Jisu not to tell him anything but he got kind of offended when she asked him what he was doing there lol but I think it's because she thought he was with no-face girl hearing her confession and when he didn't say anything she told him about what happened (they saw Sora and went running after her) but they lost her. Cheol still didn't said anything and was just staring at her (he was relieved Mi-ae was safe aww) she tried to wave her hand in front of him lol and he grabbed her and swayed her from side to side lol then Jisu said goodbye to Mi-ae (oops I forgot he was still there) and told her not to forget about their promise (I think she promised him to include him in their next bet about their scores in school) and this got Cheol attention, he asked "What promise?" And kept asking her when she didn't answer lol. Mi-ae looked so guilty and then explained everything (about Jisu chasing Sora in exchange to be included in their next bet) and Cheol got upset but then asked her if she didn't saw a kid who looked like a gangster and this got a reaction from Mi-ae (bacuse of what previously happened with mole-guy) Cheol saw her reaction and kinda panicked and grabbed her arm but Mi-ae said that she didn't saw anyone like that and he was like "but why are you like this?" and she kinda joked that it was not bacuse of that, but because Jisu was strange and funny lol and Cheol got mad again ( Hess's jeloooousss 🎶) and said "why are you taking about him again" but again she said she didn't saw anyone who looked like a gangster and asked him why he was so worried and jokingly said that "it seemed a bit excessive" and when I tell you that Cheol was so astonished and offended hahahahaha (my poor guy). Then I think a couple of days passed because then we see Cheol with his friends in cram school and one of them asks him if he knows when is Miae going to come back and Cheol got pissed and said "idk" (my guy is sulking haha) and then crushes a soda can with his hand and throws it in the trash can. Then makes a fist with his hand and asks himself "why" (because you're jealous that's why :^)
Omg too much text. Sorry if it's too much. I always tell myself that I'm only going to write the important parts and make a small summary but always end up describing the whole chapter hahaha 😔🫡
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tuanyiems · 3 years
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Chocolate Dipped Strawberries
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Yugyeom x Reader (f) fluff x smut words: 3.8k plot: during closing hours, you decide to teach your boyfriend a little bit about self-care, established relationship!au, valentines!au warnings – oral (m receiving), public sex, food play, cum play, super slight degradation, health code violations oops lol a/n – part of Le Chocolatier drabble series, which you can find the masterlist for in my blog. feel free to read this as a one-shot or part of the series, in any order you want <3
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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, your boyfriend, the chocolatier, was busier than ever. He’d go in early to ensure there was enough time and enough batches of decadent desserts to last throughout the day and then he would stay late, concocting new recipes and delicately hand wrapping boxes of chocolates in gold foil and red ribbons.
It was heartwarming, seeing the effort he put into his craft. You just wished it didn’t have to come at the cost of losing your boyfriend every time the holidays came around.
It’s midnight when you feel the other half of your bed sink in and Yugyeom’s sweet scent wafts around you. No matter how many showers he took, Yugyeom always smelled like chocolate. It was a trait you loved about him, nosing at his skin and sneaking inhales whenever you got the chance. If you didn’t know any better, you would’ve thought he was made of chocolate.
You roll in your sheets, pout on your lips.
“Sorry, babe, did I wake you?” he whispers, slotting himself beside you, a familiar palm rubbing soothing circles on the small of your back.
You shake your head, pressing a chaste kiss to his lips. “It just feels like forever since I last saw you.”
“I know,” he lets out a sigh. “I miss you too. Just one more week and things will settle down.”
You frown, at the familiar words. He’s been telling you this almost every night this week. “Do you have to work so hard though?”
He smiles softly and even in the dark, you can tell there’s a glimmer in his eyes. “A little extra effort on my part can be a touch of magic for someone else. If my chocolates can give someone a little courage to speak what’s in their heart, or lift someone’s spirits at the end of a hard night, it’s worth it, don’t you think?”
You press a hand to his cheek, softly. Your pout easily melts into a smile of endearment.
You can tell he really means what he says. You think Yugyeom is magic, himself. He’s a chocolatier before he’s a businessman and he is a sweet and kind soul before anything else.
“Besides,” he adds, planting a kiss to your palm. “You had my peppermint chocolates and fell head over heels for me. I just want to do the same for someone else.”
You roll your eyes. “It wasn’t just the chocolates.”
“But it played a part,” he lifts a cocky brow and it makes you giggle. But it is too late in the night to be unraveling your love for this man. So, you place your heart in the kiss you plant on his lips and hopes it conveys the message.
“Maybe it played a small part,” you finally whisper, head sinking into the warmth of his chest. “But it’s definitely not in the top ten reasons why I fell for you.”
You can feel a soft rumble of his laugh against your ear.
“What’s in the top ten then?”
You respond with a gentle squeeze on his bicep and a quiet, “Go to sleep, Gyeom.”
-
When Valentine’s Day rolls around, Yugyeom calls your office phone telling you he’s keeping the store open late. You’re not surprised. You were expecting this to happen and you were glad his store was doing so well, but you can’t help feeling disappointed still.
While everyone in your office was talking about their dinner plans for tonight, all you could do was stir your coffee quietly.
“What’s with the long face?” Jackson teases you. “You act like you didn’t receive the biggest gift basket in the office.”
You smile back shyly. This morning Yugyeom had caused a huge ruckus at your workplace when he sent over a giant gift basket filled with roses and your favorite chocolates. You were grateful of course, but you would’ve traded the grand gesture for the man, himself, any day.
“Let me guess,” Jackson continues. “He’s hard at work today too?”
You nod, a small pout on your lips. “Which is to be expected. I wish I could at least be there with him though.”
Last year, Valentine’s Day fell on a weekend, so you were able to spend the whole day at the store with him. He was apologetic about spending your first ever Valentine’s Day like that, but you had had fun. You were surrounded by chocolates and love and Yugyeom. It was a perfect day.
“You still have the night together though,” Jackson sends you a playful wink and you blush, almost spilling your coffee at his teasing.
“B-but, he’s keeping the store open late,” you stutter, tucking a stray hair behind your ear.
“Exactly, he’ll be tired. You should take care of him,” he looks at you with raised eyebrows and a knowing smirk.
“You don’t think…I’ll be a bother?”
Jackson only laughs, making you feel even more embarrassed. “Oh, Y/N, what are we going to do with you? I’ve only met Yugyeom a few times but even I know that boy if whipped for you.”
Your eyes widen and you make a face at your colleague. “I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around. You should’ve seen how I acted when we first met. I was a mess.”
“That’s not how Yugyeom told the story though.”
You shrug, looking genuinely puzzled. “Beats me, I keep telling him to get his eyes checked.”
Jackson laughs, shaking his head. “Trust me on this one, surprise him tonight! He’ll love it!”
You only shake your head, throwing a chocolate bar at him as he walks off. But Jackson’s advice lingers in your mind for the rest of the day.
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When the cold February air hits your bare legs it sends a thrill of excitement up your spine. You curl into your winter coat, attempting to walk faster against the winter wind. You had been debating about whether or not to surprise him at the store or at the apartment but when Bambam called you about his own Valentine’s Day plans, you knew Yugyeom was going to be at the store alone.
A part of you was worried, although a part of you is almost always worried. The nervousness lingers in your belly even as you take hold of the door handle. Just as you expect, Yugyeom forgets to lock the door despite it being closing hours. The familiar bell dings as you step in and as you fumble with the locks on the entrance, something else ignites inside of you—excitement.
“Oh, sorry we’re closed!” Yugyeom’s frantic voice greets you.
You turn to him with a smile and when he sees you, his surprise melts into delight.
“You forgot to lock the door again,” you respond, in answer to his questioning eyes.
He let out a tired breath, running his fingers through his hair. “Maybe I was keeping it open for my pretty guest to arrive.”
You grin, walking behind the counter to take him into your arms. “I hope I’m not making her wait too long.”
He chuckles, pressing you to his chest. “She’s right here.”
You smile, pulling away to press a kiss to his lips. “How was work? Did you sell a lot?”
At your question, his eyes sparkle. “We sold out all of our heart boxes and premium chocolates. And just as you suggested, the chocolate dipped strawberries were a hit.”
“Aw, are those sold out too?”
Yugyeom lifts a brow, looking all too proud. “Of course, I saved you a batch!”
“My hero!” You cheer.
“Is that what you came here for?” He feigns a pout. “I’m almost finished here, and then we can go home together.”
“I didn’t come here just for chocolate strawberries—or, I mean…not at all actually.” You licked at your suddenly dry lips and Yugyeom arched his brows.
Of course, he was used to you stumbling over your words. After a year and four months since meeting you, he’s seen plenty of fumbling on your end. However, it’s been a while since your nervousness was directed at him.
He looks at you, a little apprehensive himself. “Is everything okay?”
You swallow, nodding strongly. Finally, you blurt, “It was your eye mole!...Not the chocolates.”
“Huh?” Yugyeom looks at you completely baffled now, but he’s smiling again.
“Last night! You said it was the peppermint chocolates. It was your eye mole. Actually, all your moles,” you ramble, feeling a heat creeping to your cheeks. “I like how they sit across your cheeks like constellations.”
Yugyeom slips his hands into the pockets of his red apron, shoulders relaxing as he looks down at your embarrassed face. “You came all the way here to tell me that?”
“That’s um,” you clear your throat, glancing down at the almost empty glass counter. “That’s reason number ten.”
Yugyeom breaks out into a smile, understanding finally dawning on him. “Top ten reasons why you like me?”
You look at him, a small, shy smile meeting his. “Number nine is when we cook together in the kitchen, and you can reach that stupid top cabinet made for giants.”
Yugyeom throws his head back, laughing.
Your eyes brighten and continuing, you tell him, “The eighth reason is how you eat like a 5-year-old.”
He looks at you fondly, leaning on the counter. “My fries are your fries, baby.”
You smile, taking a step closer so you can reach into his pocket. You pull his hand out, touching his fingers with yours. You look at his fingers for a moment, then down to his feet, and back up again.
“I like that even though your legs go on for days, you still walk at my pace.”
He rubs his thumb against your hand. “Reason six?”
You lift your head, grinning up at him. “Remember when we first started dating and I told you I hated being called baby?”
“Well that was an obvious lie though,” he answers easily.
You chuckle, shaking your head. “I’m glad you called me baby anyways.”
“Because you’re my baby,” he tells you softly, fingers squeezing between yours.
“I love that you can read me like a book,” you whisper, leaning into him. “Even though I was a complete idiot in front of you, still am sometimes, you don’t hold it against me.”
“Never an idiot, only a cutie,” he chuckles, tucking a hair behind your ear.
“The third reason why I love you is because you put your whole heart into what you do.” You eye him with a slight pout. “Even though, sometimes it’s annoying when you’re still here when you should be with me.”
He looks at you apologetically, “I know, I’m sorry.”
“But I love that you’re a romantic and believe in making the world a better place.”
Yugyeom smiles bashfully at you. You think you even see a hint of rose coloring his cheeks.
“You make me want to do the same,” you confess.
“Yeah?”
You take in a deep breath, nodding slightly as you take a step back. “And, I want to start with you.”
Yugyeom looks at you curiously, but the question gets caught in his throat when your fingers come to the zipper of your winter coat. Underneath is a dusty rose, velvet dress, hanging just above your knees. To the unassuming eye, it is a fairly innocent dress for the holiday.
But you know better. You can see it in the way your boyfriend’s pupils expand, eyes growing dark as he swallows. Yugyeom loves the way this dress hugs your curves, the way he can peek into the valley of your chest when you’re standing right next to him like this. He loves running his fingers across your waist and pulling you into him, loves the way his dick feels when he’s rubbing himself raw against the soft fabric.
So, when you fold your coat and place it on the counter, all the while, batting your eyelashes up at him, you both know just how screwed he is.
You haven’t even touched him yet, but you can tell from the rising of his chest how wound up he is.
“You’ve been working so hard, baby,” you whisper, grabbing softly at the edge of his apron and tugging him towards you. “Let me take care of you.”
You pull him into you, tiptoeing until his lips meet yours. Tentative at first, like he is savoring the soft plush of your lips. When you break into the tiniest of whimpers, it clicks a switch in Yugyeom. Tangling his tongue around yours, you lose track of your thoughts. All you can feel are his hands palming against you, kneading at the velvet covering your breasts. When you push yourself harder into him, you can feel his hardness press into your thigh through the fabric of his apron and jeans.
“Let’s get this off,” you smile up at him, undoing the strings of his apron. He bites his lip, lids heavy. It’s wrong how innocent you look while palming him through his jeans. When you giggle softly and slip his belt out of its loops, it brings a guttural sound from his throat.
You pause, lifting a brow at him.
He whispers you name, pouting. He looks so cute, you almost forget your plans to ruin him. But the twitch of his bulge beneath your palm reminds you otherwise and brings another devious smile to your lips.
“You said you saved some treats for us?”
The hitch in his throat is the only answer you need. When you come back from the kitchen, two bowls of strawberries and melted chocolate in your arms, he almost loses the strength in his legs. You stop in front of him, putting the bowls on the counter.
“Let’s get you more comfortable, huh?” you suggest, slipping your fingers into his jeans.
“Babe,” he sucks in, feeling your cold fingers over his boxers.
You smirk, pressing your lips to his throat. “Shh, let me take care of you.”
“W-we’re in public,” he whispers but you notice that he makes no move to stop your hands from tugging his jeans past his ass.
“I know,” you smile, pressing yourself closer into him. You wrap your fingers around his clothed cock and feel him twitch. “And you like it, don’t you? You nasty boy, you want someone to see us through the windows, don’t you?”
You dip a finger into the bowl of chocolate and wipe it across his lips before slipping it past his mouth. You can feel your own arousal pooling in your panties when his warm tongue wraps around you, lapping at your finger like a hungry puppy.
With your free hand, you tug at his boxers until his cock springs free. You can’t help the moan that escapes you when you wrap your hand around his hot member. The tip is already red and glistening with precum.
“Look at you, Gyeom,” you breathe out and he sucks on your finger harder. “You’re already so hard just thinking about someone walking in on us. Let them see how you make me feel when I’m choking on you.”
“God,” he groans, pulling your hand away to kiss you roughly, sucking on your bottom lip until it stings. He yanks the flimsy straps of your dress off your shoulder and the rosy fabric falls to your waist, showcasing your bare chest, already stiff with arousal.
He kisses down your throat, sucking until purple blossoms across your skin. You moan, too distracted by the excitement of his fingers massaging your nipples to care about the bruises you’ll have to cover up tomorrow. When he leans down to suck at one of your nipples, you both moan in unison—you, from the electric feeling of his tongue on you and him, from the way he rubs his dick into the scrunched fabric at your waist.
Everything is so soft and warm, it makes Yugyeom feel lightheaded. He loves the way you turn into putty in his arms, how soft your boobs feel in his hands, how easily your nipples go hard around his tongue. He loves how your shiver from the way he rubs himself into you, how fucking heavenly this dress feels against his cock. Thinks he could cum just like this.
You’re so worked up too, you almost forget why you came all the way here.
“Gyeom,” you moan, running your fingers through his hair before reluctantly, pushing his head away. He groans in response, rutting against your thigh a final time before looking back at you with lidded eyes. You take a strawberry and hold it up for him to bite into and with the strawberry in his mouth, you sink down to your knees.
“It’s my time for dessert,” you smile up at him, taking the bowl of melted chocolates down with you.
Dipping your fingers into the chocolate, you keep your eyes on Yugyeom as you suck on one of your digits, letting the rest of the chocolate drip down your chin and onto the valley of your breasts.
You chuckle when he moans, running his fingers through your hair.
“Babe, you’re killing me,” he mutters, pushing your head lightly towards him.
You hum, teasingly, pressing another finger into your mouth and moaning at the sweetness on your tongue.
“Please,” he stutters, his cock twitching desperately.
You giggle, looking up at Yugyeom. He looks so wrecked and you haven’t even done anything to him yet. Deciding to spare him, you dip your hand in the chocolate again and hover it above him. You smile in satisfaction, watching as the chocolate drips down the red tip of his cock and down the protruding veins of his cock.
“Fuck,” Yugyeom whispers, eyes dilating when you lick your lips. “Babe.”
Finally, you take him into your mouth, licking tentatively at his tip before pulling away again. His sigh leaves him as a half-whine, half-cry. You hold in your laugh though Yugyeom notices your shit eating grin anyways. But before he can complain, you grab onto his thigh for support and begin lick up the mess you made.
Yugyeom groans when your mouth is back on him, licking him all over like a desperate kitten. He runs his fingers through your hair, eyes glancing up. He had dimmed the lights of the store before you arrived but the streetlamp in front of the store shines through the window regardless. He wonders if anyone can see you behind the glass counter. The bopping of the top of your head leaves little to the imagination.
He smiles down at you when you moan around his cock, tongue running a stripe up chocolate-covered veins. How did he get this lucky? Your tongue feels so soft around his dick and the chocolate smeared messily around your lips makes him want to do even dirtier things to you.
“You’re so good, baby,” he says and watches you glow at the compliment.
“You taste delicious,” you whisper, cheeks pink.
Yugyeom thinks you almost look like your shy self again. The thought is quickly wiped from his mind when you dip down, wrapping your small fingers around him eagerly. He almost chokes on his own spit when you lick at the chocolate dripping off his balls before sucking it into your mouth entirely.
“Fuck!” he moans, squeezing his eyes shut as you suck on his balls, massaging him in your mouth as your fingers tease at his tip, rubbing the precum leaking from his slit and smoothing it down his pulsating cock.
You whimper eagerly when he tightens his grip in your hair and pulls you. You let go of his balls with a light pop.
“Enough,” he says darkly, and you feel your own arousal leaking down your thighs. His grip on your scalp is tight but the sting only succeeds in sending another tingle down to your core. He pushes you closer until his dick is slapping you across the cheek.
“Look at you,” he chuckles lowly when the residue of chocolate, saliva, and precum mark both sides of your cheek.
You stick out your tongue in response, catching a fleeting taste of him every time he slaps himself across your cheek.
“Such a pretty little cumslut,” he smirks. “You love me so much?”
“I do,” you whine and despite himself, Yugyeom flushes.
He lets go of your hair before taking a hold of his cock. He lines his tip to your lip. “Then open up, baby.”
You don’t hesitate, sucking all of him in. The saltiness of his precum mixes with the lingering chocolate on your tongue and makes you moan. You love his taste on your tongue, love how he fills your mouth. You take him deeper, eliciting another moan from his lips.
You mouth is so soft and hot around him and the vibration of your moans feels heavenly. When your fingers come up to massage his balls, he almost loses it, rutting himself harder into your mouth.
It takes you by surprise, but you take him in stride, taking in a deep breath of his heady scent and allowing him deeper into your throat.
Yugyeom curses, feeling his thighs tense as you take in all of him. You look so beautiful like this, tears streaming down your dirty cheeks as his cock hits the back of your throat. When you swallow around his cock, he loses it.
“Fuck, baby, you’re so good to me,” he groans, fisting around your hair and thrusting harder into your mouth. “I love you so much!”
You squeeze your eyes shut, hallowing your cheeks. When you squeeze around his thighs, the shaking of his legs fills you with pride.
You almost whine when he pulls out of your mouth.
“Baby,” Yugyeom whines, one hand on the back of your head while the other rubs desperately at his dick. “Baby.”
“Cum on my face,” you answer for him, eyes still teary when you smile up at him before sticking your tongue out.
“Fu-” the swear quickly leaves Yugyeom as a whine as he cums onto your face. The hot, white cum hits your face in two spurts and then another across your chest.
You grin wickedly, licking his tip clean until it is too much for Yugyeom and he pulls away. You giggle wiping at the cum dripping down your cheek and pop it between your lips.
Yugyeom can only sigh, shaking his head in disbelief as he helps you back up to your feet. “You’re amazing, you know that?”
You grin, dipping a strawberry into chocolate and popping it into your mouth. “I know!”
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meditativechaos · 5 years
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Tag game
I was tagged by @ofmemesandbands thank you! 😊
LAST:
1. Drink: water
2. Phone call: doctors
3. Text message: a friend
4. Song you listened to: Ein Lied - Rammstein
5. Time you cried: couple of days ago
HAVE YOU:
6. Dated someone twice: no
7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yes
8. Been cheated on: not that I know of lol
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: I have depression, so yes
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: yes
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12. black
13. grey
14. red
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made new friends: yes
16. Fallen out of love: no
17. Laughed until you cried: yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: no
19. Met someone who changed you: no
20. Found out who your friends are: I don’t really understand this question?
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I don’t have facebook
GENERAL:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: as above, I don’t have facebook
24. Do you want to change your name: no
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: swam and the beach, then got a bei drunk (not while swimming obviously, I’m not an idiot)
26. What time did you wake up: 11am
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching asmr videos
28. Name something you can’t wait for: Rammstein concert next year!
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: today
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: be rich
31. What are you listening right now: I’m watching a true crime / unsolved cases video on yt
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes
34. Most visited Website: instagram and here
LOST QUESTIONS
35. Mole/s: yes, quite a lot
36. Mark/s: yeah
37. Childhood dream: veterinary assistant, dancer, police detective (I’ve forever been indecisive lol)
38. Haircolour: it’s faded pink at the moment, but my natural colour is medium brown
40. Do you have a crush on someone: yes
41. What do you like about yourself: my eyes
42. Piercings: nose, and 9 in my ears
43. Bloodtype: don’t know
44. Nickname:   don’t have one
45. Relationship status: single
46. Zodiac: Cancer
47. Pronouns: she / her
48. Favorite TV Show: The League of Gentlemen, Dark, The Thick Of It, Inside No.9, Nighty Night, BoJack Horseman, Flowers, The Sinner, Fleabag, The Mighty Boosh
49. Tattoos: 15 (I literally had to count them, can never remember)
50. Right or left hand: I’m right handed
51. Surgery: only minor in my mouth when I was a teenager
52. Hair dyed in different color: yeah it’s faded pink
55. Vacation: I haven’t been on a proper holiday for a while
56. Pair of trainers: Adidas
MORE GENERAL:
57. Eating: nothing atm
58. Drinking: water
59. I’m about to: continue watching unsolved cases on yt
61. Waiting for: Rammstein concert next year (it’s a long wait lol)
62. Want: money and/or happiness
63. Get married: yes I’d like to one day
64. Career: I’d love to be a photographer
WHICH IS BETTER
65. Hugs or kisses: both
66. Lips or eyes: both
67. Shorter or taller: taller
68. Older or younger: older
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: nice arms
71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant
HAVE YOU EVER:
74. Kissed a stranger: yes
75. Drank hard liquor: yes
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no
77. Turned someone down: yes
78. Sex in the first date: yes
79. Broken someone’s heart: no
80. Had your heart broken:yes
81. Been arrested: no
82. Cried when someone died: yes
83. Fallen for a friend:no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
84. Yourself: I guess so
85. Miracles: possibly, I’d like to think so
86. Love at first sight: no
87. Santa Claus: lol no
88. Kiss on the first date: yes
89. Angels: who knows?
OTHER:
90. Current best friends name: Vicky & James
91. Eye colour: blue
92. Favorite movie: Mulholland Drive, Lost Highway, This Is Spinal Tap, LotR, The Blair Witch Project, Donnie Darko, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead, Rosemary’s Baby
edit: oops forgot to tag anyone
@not-now-silent-singer @firehair12000 @reeshkruspies @rockystiltskin-bellamy @nemo80 if you want to, also if anyone else wants to do this please do!
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goldenmilkstudies · 7 years
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~Question Tag~
I was tagged by @fsstudies to answer these questions about myself.
I’m sorry it took so long for me to answering (holidays and introduction week of uni), so thank you for waiting patiently :).
 Since I’m quite new to all this I am keen to know more about y’all. I’m tagging the following to do this question tag. (If you’ve already done this, pls send me a link!) (If you aren’t tagged but still want to participate, do! and say you are ghost-tagged by me (I guess I just invested something – tell me if I’m wrong lol)).
@colorfulstudiess @rad-study @studioussummi @smallbeanstudies @hufflepuffsstudies @studyfeather @the-girlygeek @ubestudies
 Last
Drink – water
Phone call – a girl Andrea, bc I didn’t know how to get to her apartment
Text message – 8008, that’s a service in the Netherlands which sends a text to the number you texted them saying that you’d like to call them but you don’t have enough credit(?)
Song you listened to – Notion by Tash Sultana
Time you cried – Yesterday
Have you
Dated someone twice – I guess not
Kissed someone and regretted it – nah
Been cheated on – idk
Lost someone special – no
Been depressed – not diagnosed but I’m pretty sure I was a few years ago
Gotten drunk and thrown up – once the following morning with my first hangover :/
List 3 favourite colours
Forrest green | Burgundy | Yellow
 In the last year have you
Made new friends – yass, especially last week during my intro at uni
Fallen out of love – yup and fallen back in love (with the same person)
Laughed until you cried – I don’t remember so no
Found out someone was talking about you – sadly
Met someone who changed you – I think I met someone during the intro that is changing me
Kissed someone on your Facebook list – my boyfriend
 General
How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life – all
Do you have any pets – three cats and one doggo
Do you want to change your name – I want to move to an English speaking country so I would maybe change my last name
What did you do for your last birthday – cooked dinner for my friends and family
What time did you wake up – 4 pm (went to bed at 8:30am) (bc this was the last night of the intro)
What were you doing at midnight last night – at Andrea drinking and playing picolo
Name something you can’t wait for – to see/touch my boyfriend, but also uni to start
When was the last time you saw your mom – on Sunday
What is one thing you wish you could change in your life – not stopping with French and German at school
What are you listening to right now – the wind going through trees, myself typing and cars passing by
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom – yass, a friend
Something that is getting on your nerves – the mess in my sister’s apartment (which I made) (where I’m staying for the intro)
Most visited websites – Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr and YouTube atm
Mole(s) – A lot, they tend to be in groups (idk why this happens lol)
Mark(s) – inside my left arm and on the left side of my back
Childhood dream – can’t remember oops
Hair colour – blond / dark blond / brown, it’s kinda all over the pace
Long or short hair – I have medium long hair but really want long hair
Do you have a crush on someone – nah
What do you like about yourself – outside, my eyes | inside, I have a pretty diverse personality & I am down to earth & I am accepting of all beings and expressions & I want to do a lot for the world
Piercings – two in both my lobes & helix in my left ear & industrial in my right ear
Blood type – the most common one (I forgot lol)
Nickname – family, Belle | boyfriend, Isaak | best friends, Belski
Relationship status – boyfriend
Zodiac – virgo (I read horoscopes and things but they never describe me….)
Pronouns – she/her
Favourite TV show – Grimm | Orphan Black | Dragons (from how to train your dragon)
Tattoos – none but want one
Right or left hand – right
Surgery – yas
Hair dyed in different colour – purple :0
Sport – rn nothing but at uni I plan to do yoga & strength training & boot camp and maybe dance if I like a class
Vacation – this year to Athens with friends and to Berlin with my boyfriend
Pair of trainers – black puma trinomic and salmon coloured asics
 More general
Eating – vegan, I aim for a whole foods diet | atm I’d like to eat Mexican food tbh
Drinking – water | rooibos & camomile tea | chai latte
I’m about to – eat bc the kitchen was occupied with people from the hall
Waiting for – the wifi to have a chill so I can actually be productive for once
Want – FOOOOOOD
Get married – I don’t necessarily want to, but I’m willing to compromise
Career – my dream is to have a vegan lunchroom, but I’d also like to write a blog or books or own a shop or a business
Hugs or kisses – kissing while hugging (?)
Lips or eyes – I think that eyes can almost never be ugly but lips can be, so eyes
Shorter or taller – I’m okay with my height (wow we are the same height @fsstudies)
Older or younger – I don’t mind growing older, I do mind not using the time I got
Nice arms or nice stomach – idc as long as it all works together
Sensitive or loud – sensitive
Hook up or relationship – relationship, tho I’d like to be able to have hook ups from time to time
Troublemaker or hesitant – neither (?)
 Have you ever
Kissed a stranger – yas
Drank hard liquor – gotta love the 43
Lost glasses / contact lenses – I don’t own them so no
Turned someone down – yas, a friend :(
Sex on the first date – nahhhhh
Broken someone’s heart – probably
Had your heart broken – can’t remember
Been arrested – no but I got a warning for driving (lol trying to) without a license
Cried when someone died – All. The. Time. I get really emotional abt other people’s deaths
Fallen for a friend – sorta
 Do you believe in
Yourself – too little
Miracles – no
Love at first sight – no, there can be a connection but I wouldn’t call that love tbh
Santa Claus – urm yeah…
Kiss on the first date – depends
 Other
Current best friend name – I don’t have a Best Friend, just a close group of friends
Eye colour – hazel
Favourite movie – atm, “I, origin” and “Mad Max”
 Thank you for coming this far :0,  enjoy your day ♥
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infinatecircus · 7 years
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Voltron and Atlantis au (Spoilers to the movie btw)
I’ve heard some stuff about this and some fan art but I wanted to contribute lol (Also, you should probably see the movie in order for what I say to make sense because I ramble a lot.) This is not a fanfic thing, I just go into major detail on how I imagine it. It is basically a shitty summary of the movie but with different characters lmao. I think it is kinda interesting though.
(Keith is a lot more bad ass than Milo, I mean Milo is like a clumsy little dude. Keith has the same personality as well, Keith.)
(Lance is a lot more carefree and funnier than Kida. Like He is really chill unless something bad happens.)
Baby Lance (Kida) is a prince that is running with his parents, when his father gets chosen blah blah blah. The beginning part where it shows Atlantis and what happens to the people there.
First things first. Same as the movie, it is set in 1914. Keith (Milo) works at a museum, in the weird boiler room that Milo spends his time in. Keith wants to find Atlantis. His father (Kinda like Milo’s grandpa) told him all about Atlantis, and when his father died he felt like he needed to you know, follow in his dads footsteps and shit like that.
Nobody believes Keith and thinks that he is an idiot for even thinking that Atlantis is real, and that only makes him want to search more. When he goes to his apartment and goes to find his cat, Red, he sees a woman sitting in his living room, which in the movie she is Helga, but in this au she is Haggar or Nyma (Couldn’t really decide :/)
Nyma or Haggar takes Keith to Mr. Whitmyers mansion, where he is told to find Atlantis and that stuff. Mr. Whitmyer is oF COURSE- Coran. 
Keith and Coran talk about the plan and stuff like that. Then next thing you know Keith is on the ship thing. There he meets the commander, which in the movie is Rourke, but in this case he will be Zarkon. 
Then he meets Mole, which is none other than my boy Hunk . And then there is Dr. Sweet, which is Shiro because they are both strong and very dad like :)). Audrey will be Pidge. I mean the personality is sort of similar? Smol girls that are good at fighting and being cool I guess. Jebidah... I thought maybe he could be Coran, but I dunno. Whatever you think Coran would work the best with. Also, that old lady that talks into the speaker thing on the ship, I think her name is Mrs. Packard, yeah that is gonna be Prince Lotor. Don’t ask why. I just think that I would be the happiest this way.
Okay, and I know these two personalities are not the same at all... but I thought it would be really funny if Allura was the dynamite guy. I think his name is Vincenzo. I thought it was hilarious. 
And those are the characters, which I hope I am not forgetting any.
They do some boring shit- until Keith goes out of his tent one night to play around with his knife and look around the cave. He then notices that little bugs are setting things on fire, he wakes every one up, they escape with the camp in flames. When they are trying to escape, they fall off of a bridge thing. Keith gets injured, and that’s when Lance comes into the story.
Keith is bleeding, and while everyone is looking for him, Lance approaches him. He grabs his crystal and heels him. Keith sees Lance only for a moment before the others find him and Lance leaves. 
Keith and the rest follow Lance, only to find Atlantis. Lance approaches Keith, and you see, Lance thinks that Keith doesn't know how to speak Altanian, so this is how their first convo goes.
“If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.” Lance says with a smirk.
“Thank you?” Keith blushes. Lance turns red too, because he did not except that to happen.
They eventually find out that Lance can also speak other languages, but they all settle on English.
Lance walks all of them through Atlantis, chatting away with Keith the whole time. They then meet Lance’s father, who is of course the King in the move. I forgot his name. Oops.
The King tells them to leave, but Zarkon and Lance somehow convinces the King to let them stay a night. 
Of course Lance and Keith then get closer, Keith finds out that Lance is like 8,000 to 9,000 years old and then responds with the fact that Lance is “Lookin’ good’ for his age.
Then the iconic swimming scene where Kida takes her skirt thing off (Lance does the same thing but more in a suggestive way because he is trying seduce Keith lmao)
And when they figure out some shit they go back above the water to Zarkon and the rest of the team waiting. They force Keith to tell them what they learned or else they would shoot Lance.
Then sneaky ol’ Zarkon and the gang go and attack the King, which pisses Shiro off because he didn’t want to hurt anyone. So Shiro decides to help heal the King instead of following Zarkon.
They go to the King, and they try to find what the heart of Atlantis is. Which was that cool rock circle thing. Zarkon, Haggar/Nyma, Lance, and Keith all go down to the heart of Atlantis. Lance has a mini little meltdown thing, and when Keith tries to help him Zarkon starts to get impatient, and commands Lance to do his magic shit thing. When Keith tries to go after him, Zarkon says “Hold on, lover boy” (One of my favorite scenes in the goddamn movie idk why).
Lance then rises into the air and does that super epic thing that Kida did in the movie, and he goes back to the ground, and scares the living shit out of all of them. Zarkon and the rest of them then lock Lance in a metal box.
As they are leaving, Keith tries to negotiate. But... Zarkon punches him. 
“I hope that you will now have enough money to open that second garage with your brother Pidge.” Keith says, defeated. He turns to Allura. “And maybe now you can open that flower shop. I am sure your family will be proud.” Allura and Pidge both look down shamefully. 
Pidge feels guilty, and goes to Keith. Allura does the same. Then Lotor gets out of the truck with a cigarette and goes “We are all gonna die”. Hunk goes with them too. 
Zarkon and Haggar/Nyma laugh because they think that they are all idoits for not going with them to get the money. Boy they were wrong. Zarkon leaves, with Lance imprisoned with them. Keith tries to run for them but is pushed down by Allura, who tells  him to wait. When Keith looks up he sees that the bridge is exploding. “Okay you can go now.” Allura informs him.
Keith goes to the King. Shiro tells him there is nothing else he can really do. When Keith talks to the King, he gets that super cool crystal that he saw Lance had. Sadly the King dies in that scene tho.
Shiro is able to convince Keith to keep going, and he does. He tells the gaurds in Atlantis how to fly those car things with their crystals, and the rest of the team learn as well. They fly after Zarkon. 
Zarkon is trying to escape, even trying to get rid of Haggar/Nyma because he wants everything to himself. They then get into a fight, which causes Haggar/Nyma to fall off of the air balloon. 
They try to get Lance and kill Zarkon, but they start to run out of time. The fights are just really messy and as much off a bad ass he is, Zarkon is stronger. Keith then loses his shit and stabs Zarkon with a crystal, causing him to turn to this stone like thing and crumble. Haggar/Nyma shoots the balloon from balloon, causing it to plummet to the ground. The team tries to get Lance, but the volcano that they happen to be fighting in was about to arrupt. Luckily they are able to get out of there and back to Atlantis, but lava is flowing towards it, causing panic.
Lance is let out of the metal box, and still in his magic daze, he floats the freakn’ sky and does some cool magic shit again. He makes these stone guard things and everything is super cool. They make a force field that protects Atlantis from the lava. Lance goes back to the ground, as him normal self, where Keith catches him. 
“Keith?” Lance hugs him.
When it’s time for the team to say goodbye, they take pictures for a memory. Keith stays in Atlantis with Lance, meanwhile everyone else goes back to America.
When Coran asks them what happend, they say that everyone besides them died.
Coran opened a letter from Keith, that talked about how he now has proof. In the letter is a crystal. Which is all that Coran needs.
THE END 
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sorrynitrogens-blog · 7 years
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about me tag
Tagged by @sekaicheesecake 🙆🏻 thanks for tagging me!! these are really fun to do!! Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 10 people. THE LAST: 1. Drink: water 
2. Phone call: with my bestie 13 hours ago telling her we got to sit next to each other 
3. Text message: “IHATE" my ih project name
4. Song you listened to: produce 101 season two It's Me (pick me) piano ver. (if not i'm not able to sleep) 5. Time you cried: yesterday (i cry alot) HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: i haven't even held hands 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: i haven't lost the virginity of my lips 8. Been cheated on: nope, i hope never 
9. Lost someone special: yes
10. Been depressed: nope because i'm always happy but no one knows i cry so much at home :'(
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nope LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: blue, black, grey IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes:))
16. Fallen out of love: some idol groups...
17. Laughed until you cried: hell yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you: of course :( 19. Met someone who changed you: yeap!! 20. Found out who your friends are: I LOVE MY FRIENDS
21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: i don't even have facebook GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i've no facebook
23. Do you have any pets: SOMEONE GET ME A DOG PLEASE 24. Do you want to change your name: i've recently learnt to embrace and appreciate my name :)
25. What did you do for your last Birthday: everyone forgot my birthday and asked for extensions for presents and my mom didn't even know until the next day because she was overseas :( 
26. What time did you wake up: today? (yesterday, its 1:32am now) 5:30 and i need to wake up at 5:30 again today!! for school :( 
27. What were you doing at midnight last night: twitter, what else?
28. Name something you can’t wait for: EXO GRAND COMEBACK AND ME TO FINISH MY HOMEWORK DAMMIT
29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 6 hours ago
30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: start studying since primary school and become smarter ugh i'm a dumb fuck
31. What are you listening right now: my dad's snoring from two rooms away
32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yes haha
33. Something that is getting on your nerves: school stress 😩
34. Most visited Website: twitter and safari and ig LOST QUESTIONS. 35. Mole/s: not gonna bother lol i'm in the dark
36. Mark/s: one birthmark and some scars
37. Childhood dream: chef/fashion designer?? psh 38. Hair Colour: black
39. Long or short hair: long
40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope 41. What do you like about yourself: i'm pretty. (i have the thickest skin in the world)
42. Piercings: one 
43. Bloodtype: O+ 44. Nickname: shit, really 45. Relationship status: single
46. Zodiac: LEO
47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: i don't watch tv 
49. Tattoos: nope
50. Right or left hand: right
51. Surgery: one, my finger fell off after being snapped between the doors!!! theres a scar!!! 52. Hair dyed in different colour: never tried
53. Sport: dance??
55. Vacation: my dream vacation or where i've been to hm
56. Pair of trainers: ???? MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating Currently: goes on a diet but gains a kg hm
58. Drinking currently: water 59. I’m about to: go to sleep and catch at least 3 hrs before a long day tmr!! 61. Waiting for: me to get smarter dammit
62. Want: money 
63. Get married: next time 
64. Career: idk something to do with animals and the environment? dance will be a back-up WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: XOXO is a package please 
66. Lips or eyes: eyes
67. Shorter or taller: taller
68. Older or younger: idk what context 
70. Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach 71. Sensitive or loud: both, since i am both
72. Hook up or relationship: relationship
73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker obviously HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: my lips are virgins too
75. Drank hard liquor: tried hm GROSS
76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: always 77. Turned someone down: idk i was in primary school and i didn't reject them but i just ignored their feelings? cuz most of us are friends so
78. Sex in the first date: never no
79. Broken someone’s heart: whatever 80. Had your heart broken: its embarrassing so dm me to see my rant 81. Been arrested: nope
82. Cried when someone died: yeah 83. Fallen for a friend: nope DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: sometimes i guess
85. Miracles: psh though i wish everyday on 11:11
86. Love at first sight: yes
87. Santa Claus: no
88. Kiss in the first date: no
89. Angels: YES!! EXO ARE ANGELS OTHER: 90. Current best friends’ names: let's use nicknames, burden and circle
91. Eyecolor: brown
92. Favorite movie: ALL PIXAR MOVIES i'm sorry pixar>disney oops tagging: @kristiankostovs i'm too lazy and i am definitely bothering you mom :( @indigomini and you oops @dayafterdae
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idealisticrealism · 7 years
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Blindspot recap 2x16
(Aka the one where Cade is the source and Patterson’s tooth is the mole)
Happy Blindspot day! Here’s a rather late recap, as is kinda typical for me at the moment (nightshifts take up a lot of energy haha). But anyway, have a look below the cut for a lot of rambling about how much I love Jeller and how much I want to hug Patterson haha
Oh yeah, Nas is being strangled. Forgot about that. But oooh I love the car-seat trick and then like flipping herself over into the backseat??That was kinda badass. I'm always approving of seeing ladies beat the crap out of bad guys. But anyway he's dead now (nice work Nas, I’m sure Weller didn’t want to interrogate him or anything) and anyway she's got the info-- which if there's really info about Sandstorm on that USB, then clearly he wasn't the one that put it there (bc he would have just used a decoy) meaning that if it’s legit then her source and this killer are not connected. Which lbr we already know they aren’t.
But nvm about all that bc this scene is far more important. The team are all hanging at Weller's and laughing and toasting and drinking and ughhhh remember early last season when Zapata and Reade had never even been in his apartment?? And now they're all hanging out?? Being besties?? And omg Patterson is such a cutie, insisting they toast every time (maybe I’m going to make a variation on that rule and always toast to Patterson herself before I do a shot haha) and they all indulge her and ughhhh my babies. And then Jane is there, walking straight in without knocking bc lbr this apartment is always open to her. Do I dare even consider the fact that she has a key, ‘in case of emergencies’??? But anyhow clearly Weller had invited her (because of course he did, he probably suggested the group drinks in the first place just to have an excuse to invite her over), and she probably had wanted to come so much but had already agreed to plans with Oliver and felt she couldn't cancel on him... especially not when she would be doing so to go spend time with the guy she’s actually in love with. That would probably be a kinda unfair thing to do to your date. But lbr when he bailed n their dinner she probably wasn't even that upset bc she was now free to go be with her family instead ughh. Also it's weird to think that this is all taking place immediately after last ep? Like only hours after the team all split into pairs to hunt down the smuggler. I mean Zapata's looking good for someone who got shot in the back of her vest, and Weller seems to have recovered well from being tased haha. But anyway they're all like ‘yaayy Jane's here’ which is so cute lol, and Zapata's like 'wait what about that thing you had on' (ugh look at this supportive lady-friend being all discreet haha) and Weller looks up with that 'I-really-wanna-hear-this-but-also-really-don't' expression bc I'm sure that even if Jane hadn't told him she had a date when he invited her to the drinks, he would have known it anyway bc she would have been all flustered and awkward and also clearly bummed about missing out on being with the team and ugh I bet Weller is fighting off a grin rn to know that she's here with him-- er, I mean with them-- and not with some guy and aww Patterson immediately involves her in the toasting thing and ugh look at my babies all being so happyyyyyy. And then Zapata immediately finds a excuse to whisk both of them off into the kitchen so they can have a ~girl talk~ (omg her "boys. so sensitive." comment lol. I feel you there girl.) and ugh I am SO HERE for this bonding and supportiveness and lol considering Weller got up and headed somewhere right the same time that they did, I'm totally picturing him hiding around the corner sneakily trying to listen in haha. Whereas meanwhile Reade and Patterson are left awkwardly at the table and she reaches out so earnestly, telling him she's worried about him, and he just walks off. Excuse me, I will not tolerate this rudeness towards my baby. Go back and apologise. And then omg Jane has snuck into the nursery (love the mobile with Aussie animals on it, like it’s a nod to my country for producing Sully haha) but anyway ugh I love the way that Jane looks around the room; it's not a wistful "I wish this was mine to share with him", though I'm sure that there's definitely a bit of that buried down deep. Mostly though she just looks at it all with such tenderness and pride, because she can see what a good and loving father Weller is going to be and it makes her love him all the more. And then oops Weller busts her (lbr he'd been fully aware of exactly where she was every moment since she stepped into the apartment, and was just waiting for his chance to spend some time alone with her) and she's adorably embarrassed and guilty about snooping but he doesn't mind at all bc lbr Jane has 100% free access to anything in his life bc he loooooves herrr, and then ugh Allie gets mentioned and Jane tries to suss out what the situation will be after the baby is born bc lbr she's secretly picturing her and Weller’s future life together, whether she realises it or not. And then she apologises for overstepping and takes the question back, just like he did when he asked her about Oliver, and ugh I love that these two are doing this little dance and wanting to be closer and know all these things about each other but they're afraid that the other doesn't want to share that connection so they apologise and try to step back again, but the other one always reassures them it's alright and then opens up a little more and ughhhhh these two are so clearly inchinggggg their way back toward each other again and ugh this is such a honest and vulnerable moment that could have easily led to something even deeper but of course by the very nature of the Jeller moment, it means that they have to be interrupted-- and so right on time there's a text from Nas (since she couldn't barge in in person, she had to make do) and ugh we’re all sitting here like 'okay you nearly died? cool well you would still have been not-dead in five minutes, how about next time you be more considerate and give everyone some time to themselves before demanding all the damn attention’. Sigh. 
And so now the team is all back at the FBI and I'm curious as to how they got there, bc I'm certain that all of them except Jane would have been too intoxicated to drive. Like seriously tho did they all pile together into her car?? Who got to ride shotgun?? Weller, since he's the bigest and also the boss? And also so he and Jane could throw loaded looks at each other while she drove? Or what if Weller was feeling gentlemanly and let Patterson sit up front so she wouldn't be squished, and instead Zapata was the one sandwiched between Weller and Reade, poking her elbow into Reade's side lol? I really hope they did all drive together, I mean it’s just a far more entertaining thought than FBI people picking them up. Though it'd be kinda funny if they took cabs or ubers instead, like 'hey we're a bunch of FBI agents take us to our headquarrters stat'. But anyhow, I'm getting distracted. The team arrives in the lab, Weller checks in on Nas just long enough to get the USB with the info. The team tosses ideas back and forth about who the source is and if he had anything to do with the attack, then Weller sets Patterson to cracking the USB which will take all night. Ugh, my poor baby works so hard. Though lbr it's not like Weller is gonna go home and to bed either; he’ll probably spend all night working in his office so he’s readily available if she needs him. And then lol now Patterson's busy with her computer and Reade & Zapata have apparently decided they have some place else to be, so when Weller walks away, Jane can go after him alone, touching his arm (yaaaasssss Unnecessary and Lingery Touuuuchhhhh) and asking him if he's okay and ugh he's so upset and Jane just steadies him like no one else can and promises that they'll get Shepherd and then she touches his arm again (oh lord help me) before going to help Patterson and ughhhhh I love Supportive Wifey Jane and ugh I know I've said it before but I'm just so glad these two are partners again ughhh
Naw Reade and Zapata have just had another one of their joint gym sessions which I think is adorable. And lol he's talking about a woman he thinks is kinda cute (lbr tho man you're not exactly being picky these days) and she grimaces at him, which is basically a pretty good reflection of how I feel about Reade and his proclivities atm lol. And then oh hello random drug screen lady! That was a funny moment with "it's your lucky day"/"we finally have hot water in the showers?"/"we have soft serve in the commissary??" lol you sassy buggers. But more importantly than all that is the horror on Reade's face when she tells them they're going to be screened today-- yep, this is called karma, bro. You were mean to my baby Patterson and now the universe is punishing you. Also I love Zapata's “Couldn't you have given us a heads-up on this” and the lady's snarky reply. I like her already. And I like that she didn't take any of Reade's crappy excuses about not feeling well. It’s time to face the music, sucker.
Awwww Jane sitting on the floor with Roman and trying to get him to eat and worrying about him sleeping on the hard floor and ugh he asks her about her night and about Oliver and then ughhhh "I don't have much, but what little I do have I owe to you". That is such a true statement, and it kinda encompasses the good and bad? Like yeah he's in a cell and has no memories and that's because of her but he's also alive and being cared for and free of Sandstorm and that's all because of her too. Ugh their situation is such a complicated and interesting one but I really wish she would be honest with him about the zipping. He's been a little more settled lately, no huge outbursts in a couple of days, so maybe it's approaching the right time to start telling him the truth?? Please???
Back in the lab, Nas has emerged from the med bay, and so Patterson shows her and Weller the photos that she got off the USB-- pictures of Shepherd and Sandstorm peeps from the day before. And then the source calls and tells them where to bring him money before he gives them any more info on Shepherd's location. And yes this is all very important but rn I'm actually much more interested in Weller's loose necktie situation bc damn I'm digging it. Also I wanna know what happened last night? Like did he go home? Did the others go home? Was there any point in them sticking around anyway if only Patterson could run the decrypting program? If he did go home, did he sleep at all? I need to know these things. But anyhow Jane catches up to him in the corridor, and she opposes his plan to stake out the meet site beforehand, worried that they'll spook the source and lose their chance at a lead. And lbr she's kinda like his inner voice, here? He's having to do things a certain way bc he's the boss and he's supposed to do things by the book and prevent risk to his agents, but all the arguments she's making are exactly what he feels himself, yet he has to ignore them. Ugh I love the fact that even when they appear to be at odds, they’re still in tune?? #soulmaaaates
Oooooh Zapata's questioning Reade about his weird behaviour and lol she teases him about handling his hard liquor like a preteen (tho I would hope that preteens aren't drinking hard liquor lol) and then jokingly prods him about if he’s really worried he's going to fail, and then he's all 'well, yeah' and she's like wait what. Then he gets called up and walks out like a guy going to his execution and seriously son you would never be in this situation if you hadn't made such terrible life choices lately
Meanwhile the rest of the team is actually working, trying to hover around inconspicuously as Nas goes to the drop point. Which is kinda ridiculous tbh bc literally the source would recognise both Jane and Weller instantly so I feel that this is not a terrific plan. Then he calls and tells Nas to go to a nearby hospital and gives her directions on dropping the bag into a laundry cart before leaving. Then some guy collects the cart and puts the bag in the laundry chute-- so Weller accosts him and shoves him into a wall. Ah, my cranky son. (Tho lbr I quite enjoy watching Weller manhandle people. I would not mind watching him shove Jane into a wall in a much gentler and more romantic fashion haha). Anyway turns out the guy was just paid to do it, and they realise that the source is down in the laundry room at the base of the chute, and Weller is all like 'quick, to the stairs!' and Jane's like 'nah son I got this' and legit jumps down the chute, slowing her fall on the walls and doing a kickass roll when she gets to the bottom. Dude. Life. Goals. And then she immediately pursues the source, only for him to circle behind her and put his gun to her head-- and the moment he speaks she realises it's Cade. Okay so Cade has been the source all along? Or maybe both he and Markos? Or maybe he, Markos AND Remi? But then anyway in another incredibly badass move, she dodges to the side of the gun and disarms him and throws him over her shoulder and ugh I am so down with this fight bc while Jane is definitely going to be the more skilled, she is probably the person who taught him to fight well in the first place?? Student vs master. And them bam she has the gun on him and tells him that they're on the same side and that she killed Oscar and ooooooohhhhhh I bet he didn't see that coming. And then suddenly Weller is there, impressively not out of breath considering the fact that he probably just sprinted down like five flights of stairs to get here and protect his wifey. And Nas is there too, and says 'Cade! in surprise and recognition(??), and I guess she knows what he looks like from a sketch of Jane's or something? Still, it's weird how quick she was. And then he reveals he's the source and everyone is like whaaaaaaa lol
Oooh Reade's in trouuuuble. With Zapata, that is. And he insists he was just blowing off some steam and she shuts him down, making it clear that what he's doing is waaaay more serious than that, and insisting that he tell Weller. And awww she says that they're all family, but Reade blows her off. So he really doesn't believe that the team is family to him? That's sad. And wrong. And then he even questions Patterson about tipping off the drug test people and I'm literally offended on her behalf. She's being cool about it ("agents can't call for random drug tests. They're random.") but I bet his suspicion hurt. And then Jane joins them and I feel like she picks up on the vibe, but they all focus instead on Weller, Nas and Zapata as they go in to interrogate Cade. Why three of them? Why is Zapata there? I mean she’s great and I'm always happy to see her being badass, but I'm just a little confused. And anyway Cade is being a smartass about 'where it all started' (aka the big bang) and the ladies are basically like shut up and get to the point lol. So we hear his backstory about why he joined Sandstorm (dad died in a mining accident and lawyers robbed the family of compensation etc. Because apparently the only response to tragedy and injustice is terrorism) and then he tells them that he left Sandstorm when he realised that Shepherd was only fighting for herself, not his cause. While listening, Jane has a flashback to Roman talking to Cade about all the people that are going to die in phase 2, and Remi shuts down the conversation. It definitely seems like the memories we see these days often have Remi seeming like much more of a jerk then she used to (not that she was ever a ray of sunshine before tho tbh). Idk it might just be a product of what's triggering the memories. Anyway Cade explains that he stayed with Sandstorm so he could do more damage from the inside, and Weller gets pissed at him about trying to kill them (or really, trying to kill Jane, which is the part that actually upsets him). And Cade says he did it both to try to stop the plan-- bc back then Jane was much more central to it, right?-- and also as revenge for Oscar killing someone he loved. I'm so intrigued by the way he talks about Markos-- "Markos made me whole" sounds like much more of an intimate connection than family/brothers-in-arms. Whether they were involved that way or not, I'm definitely headcanoning that Cade was in love with Markos. 
Aaaand so Weller is not happy with Cade’s demands for money and immunity. He storms into his office (does he really ever enter his office any other way?) and I love that Jane is confident in her right to be there but still hangs back a little, giving Nas a chance to make her case first, pretty much bc she knows it won’t work haha. Only Jane can get through to him when he’s like this. And ugh one of Weller's main arguments against Cade going free is that he tried to kill Jane. Lbr that’s totally an unforgivable crime in Weller's opinion. And ugh again I’m so glad about this whole moment-- like if this was happening in the early eps of this season, even if Weller would have admitted his anger over Cade trying to kill Jane at all, Jane certainly wouldn’t have been there to hear it and know that he felt that way. But now she is, and even if she tells herself that he's really just making excuses not to work with one of Sandstorm’s members, a little part of her would cling to his protectiveness of her and revel in it. But anyhow I love that she puts a hand on Nas' shoulder and is all like 'good try, but dw, I got this.' And she follows him and locks eyes with him and tells him that they have to put their baggage with Cade aside, like Weller did with her, and he's all "that was different" and ugh she reminds him about telling Zapata he didn’t even want to be in the same room as her and ugh it hurts me that that memory comes to her so easily. How much it must have hurt her to hear that, and how much Weller must regret it now and want to take it all back and tell her he never really meant it and he actually loved her all along and ughhhhhhh.  And ugh he drops his gaze from hers and you already know that he'll let Cade go. He'll do anything for her. Lbr a lot of the time Jane is the most powerful person on this team bc of the sway she has over Weller, but it’s a power she would never abuse. Plus, she would do literally anything for Weller in return, and close to anything for every single member of the team. Ugh, my loyal baby. 
Anyway so Cade gets his deal and tells the whole team about Shepherd meeting with a smuggler person, possibly to be smuggled somewhere herself. So they send out a team to lie in wait for ehr, but just as they're ready tog et into position, they see smoke coming from the building, and race in only to find that the guy Shepherd was meeting is already dead and a bunch of his files are burned. So they think Cade sold them out and pre-warned Shepherd, leading to an angry confrontation and he's all 'uhhhhh I've been here the whole time? literally how could I have gotten any kind of message out" lol and then he tells them that maybe they have a mole, which pisses Weller off. Uh, Cade, you might want to be careful. People are a little sensitive about the ‘M’ word around here.... 
Ughhh Jane suggests that they use Cade to try to jog Roman's memories and Weller allows it bc she's his beloved wifey and he wants to make her happy ugh. And it's such an interesting dynamic with Cade and Roman. "I don't know whether to choke you or feed you soup. Or maybe both" lol. And then Jane is all sweet with Roman when he can't remember anything, and it must be strange for Cade to see how not-Remi she is?? Though he still throws a jab at her about wanting her brother in a cage, which sets off another memory for her about keeping Roman from talking to Cade. As a sidenote, I love Remi's flat, dead voice and how different it is from Jane's. But anyhow clearly the doses that these two were zipped with were very different, or Jane’s has been wearing off or something, bc she is definitely much more susceptible to triggers than he is. But ugh my fave part of this scene was probably when Cade says that mean comment to Jane and Weller just grabs him roughly by the arm and drags him outta there. No one’s mean to his wifey and gets away with it...
Zapata and Reade get their results back, which were thankfully negative (though part of me wishes his had been positive just so he had to face it and get help). Also I love that they have these very private conversations in the locker room-- like cmon guys someone could be literally right around the corner. But anyhow ugh Zapata is so serious and worried rn and she insists again that he tell Weller and get help (work-dad will fix it!), but Reade is refusing to seek help bc he’s kinda a butthead these days. And so Zapata-- while making it clear that she's doing it out of love-- tells him that she will tell Weller if he doesn't, and his reaction to that reminds me of a little kid: "but... but you're my best friend" *lip wobbles*. Uh yeah, dude, she is! That's why she will do whatever it takes to protect you, even if you hate her for it! Ugh. Poor Zapata, she should go talk it out with her BFF Jane. Meanwhile Weller locks Cade back up, and then being the sweet marshmallow he is, actually pauses and tells Cade that he's sorry about his father. Ugh, my big softy. He mentions that his uncle was a miner too, and Cade's all ‘yeah I know, Shepherd talked about you a lot’. Which is creepy but unsurprising, I guess? 
Over in the lab, my baby Patterson is looking at files on Borden, which is upsetting. She gets another headache, then is looking at pictures of Shepherd when she suddenly puts it all together, realising what's been going on with her and why Sandstorm always seems to be ahead of them. Also lol at the lab tech who comes up to ask her something and she's all "not now" and they back away respectfully from their queen haha. But oh my poor baby, this must be a horrible feeling, to realise her own role in all of this. Weller would never blame you though honey! 
And speaking of Weller, he's back in his office when Jane comes in all shy, and she's like 'um, weird question, but... are you my supervisor?' with literally THE CUTEST expression on her face, and tbh it's kinda funny to consider her as part of boring old workplace ladders bc she's just ~part of the family~ (or rather jst like an extension of Weller, lbr) and Weller is like 'uuuhhhhhhhh yeah I guess I am' which shows he never really thought about it either lol. And lbr, she kind of went from victim-->asset-->Weller's partner-->traitor-->prisoner-->asset-->Weller's partner, so she never really fit neatly into the whole boss/employee thing. But anyhow she shows him the requisition form that she needs him to sign, all the stuff she wants for Roman, admitting she can't stand to see him so unsettled. And Weller literally doesn't even hesitate before signing it, despite the fact that someone like Roman could very easily use those things to craft a weapon or escape tool or something. He just signs it bc not only does he trust Roman not to do that, and also cares about her and hates seeing her sad, but also he remembers feeling the same way when Jane was first brought to them. Which squeezes my heart bc he acted so aloof at the start but you just knew-- KNEW-- that underneath he really felt for her and wanted to help and comfort her. Which he soon did, though as professionally as he could (until the feelings won out over professionalism haha). But ughhh I bet it hits her hard when he says that about having the same feeling-- bc she LOVES Roman. That's why it hurts her to see him like that. So if Weller felt the same way about her, even back then.... 
But anyhow, of course this tender Jeller moment is just begging for an interruption, so in steps Patterson, showing them warnings on her ipad as she talks about having a bug in her servers that she needs to fix, and ugh every word she's saying is so clearly about herself and fixing the 'bug' in her before it corrupts the whole FBI 'server' and ugh she's holding herself together so well and Jane looks confused and then concerned and Weller just looks aggrieved and ughhhhhh I NEED there to have been a moment after she leaves (after writing on the ipad to tell them to gather the others and meet her in that metal cage thing that radio signals can't penetrate) where Jane just reaches out to Weller and comforts him bc lbr they're like the parents in this family and Patterson is daddy's little girl and ughhhhh how sad and angry and frustrated and horrified they must be all at once and ughhhh. I just feel like Weller needed a hug and Jane wanted to hug him but couldn't-- not it his glass-walled office, not with unresolved stuff still between them-- but she would have at the very least stepped close and had her hand on his arm and murmured comforting words and ughhh. But anyway the whole team is in the cage now, and Patterson tells them all about the bug she found in her tooth, which is seriously crazy small. It couldn’t possibly exist in the real world. But anyhow Jane, the protective mama, is like 'Let's go get it out right now' but Patterson, my brave baby, looks at Weller and suggests they use it to lure Sandstorm. Which is a very good idea, lbr. Which then leads to them all hanging out in Weller's office reading from scripts, and it's kinda hilarious to see actors playing people who are bad actors? Like their reading is so stilted but I guess it still sounds believable enough to Sandstorm, so that’s all that matters haha
So now Sandstorm is coming to the safehouse where Cade is being kept, to kill him before he can ‘trigger any more' of Roman's memories. Borden's the one making the calls since apparently Shepherd is out on a barge in the middle of the ocean for whatever reason (lbr who knows why Shepherd does literally anything except for ~Insanity~). I'm sure that will become clear eventually. So the trap is set; Reade and Patterson are in the safehouse with Cade, presumably settling him in, when he overpowers Patterson, steals her gun, and fake-shoots them both before making a run for it, forcing the Sandstorm guys to race after him. I appreciate seeing Borden getting tricked by the very people he tricked, and it all almost works too, except apparently he has superhuman eyesight and notices a floodlight up in a tree. All the others are surrounded, but he escapes off another way-- only to be caught by Patterson, who wounds him with a shot then chases him into a barn. Meanwhile the ringleader of all the others manages to shoot all three of the others before shooting himself, and come on, really? What if he'd fired at the FBI? Someone would have taken him down immediately. So why couldn't they have killed him after he fired the first shot, or even shot at one of the other guys in the leg to drop him and then kill the main guy before he could re-aim and kill them too? I guess we're gonna have to suspend our disbelief here and just roll with it, bc lbr how could our crackshot team (especially Jane) not be able to stop this from happening? 
But anyhow. On to more important things, which is my baby chasing Borden into a barn all alone, despite Weller shouting orders not to. And ugh as she walks in you can see that like literally everything in this barn (propane tanks, paint thinner, etc) is flammable, and well this is surely a very bad sign. And then she demands that 'Nigel' turn himself in, and ugh he shoots towards her and nearly hits the tanks and the she corners him and yet again they're facing down from either side of a gun, and ughhh she's telling him that he's going to spend the rest of his life in a cell and he actually reassures her, telling her that it's okay that she wants to kill him and omg okay maybe he's just saying that bc he assumes that she does, but then again maybe he KNOWS? If Sandstorm has been able to hear everything she's said in the past couple of weeks, then they have heard all her sessions with Dr Sun, the ones that (as she admitted to Reade) usually end with her sobbing. How many times did Borden come into the control room and volunteer to take over a shift listening to their bug; how many times did he sit there and listen to her cry and rail about how he'd betrayed her and destroyed her?? Ughhh and while I don't feel sorry for him (okay, maybe the teeeensiest bit), I do believe that he DID care about her. It just wasn't enough. And then ughhhh she's yelling at him now for what he did to her and there's tears in her eyes and he tries to apologise and I appreciate that he's made no move to shoot at her (I don't believe he would anyway) bc I'd hate for her to have to kill him bc that would mean even more emotional trauma-- like Jane with Oscar. And then he holds up the grenade instead, ensuring he'll die but also giving her enough time to make a run for it, to survive. And ugh if I’d known from the start how this would go I definitely would not have started shipping them all those eps ago lol
Ugh, back in the bullpen poor bruised Patterson is staring at the photos of Borden and the other Sandstorm operatives and ugh my sweet Jane comes up to check on her and it's super clever how there's originally no sound other than the music, like Patterson is kind of separate from everything. She's holding a little radio scrambler like it’s a talisman and ugh I just feel so sad for her. It's going to be so long before she is comfortable again in her own skin, until she no longer feels betrayed and violated and ruined. And Jane says much the same, telling her how killing Oscar made her feel more betrayed and unsafe. Ugh she's so sweet and supportive and doesn't push when Patterson says she can't feel anything, just makes sure she knows that she's always there for her. Ugh. Jane would die for any member of this team in a heartbeat and it kills me. As does her sorrowful face as poor Patterson walks away. And then ugh my baby goes to the med bay to get the tooth out, which is very symbolic and (hopefully) cathartic, and ugh she's so angry and so far from her usual bubbly self and she refuses any anaesthetic for the pain and ughhhh this is just awful  
I'm impressed that Nas actually lets Cade go with the money. Are we sure she didn't poison it somehow, or put a tracker in it, or...? But regardless, Cade refuses to stay and help, and Nas is sounding pretty doom and gloom about their chances of stopping Phase 2. But naw Weller believes in the team, and he's confident that they've weakened Shepherd-- after all, her right-hand man is now dead, and her two former proteges are now on Team FBI (aww, he considers Roman to be on their team). Also speaking of Roman, he's now lying on his bed with his soft sheets and a book and ughhhh I'm so happy to see him smile ugh my baby puppyyyy. I hope that he remembers these little signs of love when the truth about the zipping comes out...
Ooooh Reade deliberately left without talking to Weller, calling Zapata on her 'bluff'-- but ugh given the stunned and upset look on her face, it was no bluff. She knows she's going to have to go to Weller now, even if it costs her her best friend. And ugh she shows up at Weller's door, rather than just walking right into his office when she had the chance-- like she had to go home and mentally prepre herself/talk herself into it. And of course Weller lets her straight in and ugh he looks so concerned both for her and for Reade and ughhhhh he's such the Dad of this family ughhhh
Sigh Oliver texted Jane and she went right to him. I suppose it's sweet that he cooked this whole fancy meal as an apology... and then ugh she kisses him, probably to shut him up so she doesn't have to hear that accent anymore-- and tbh I'm actually glad when the guys show up to kidnap them before any items of clothing have come off. Now THIS is one scene that I don't mind seeing interrupted...!                                  
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Hell-bent:  Chapter 3- It Ain't Over 'Till It's Over Buzzer Beater Mind-State
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Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke
Pairing: Aokise, MomoRiko, Kagakuro, MuroMura, more???
u can find this on AO3 lol
Summary: Adult AU, Criminal Underworld AU. Where Kagami Taiga is a young heir suddenly targeted by 6 rather dangerous members of the criminal underworld (each with their own set of personal troubles), and Kuroko is a bodyguard with a dark past.
Warning: Violence, Strong language, a lil dark and angsty sometimes. Getting spicier ;^)
[Saturday. 03:23.  Unbelievable Part I]
The way those hot sleepy fingertips just barely touch the skin of his exposed back, where his shirt had ridden up; the sensation of those long arms wrapped around him, clinging like a child.
The soft murmur of Murasakibara's voice tickling the side of Himuro's neck.
"You're so warm, Muro-chin."
That's not fair play at all. He dozes off for like an hour, and this is what he wakes up to?
Himuro tries to swallow, but his throat is too dry.
At times like this, when Tatsuya's too overwhelmed to defend against these brutal attacks on his already shoddy self-control, the smartest course of action is to get up and cool off with a nice cold shower.
"Yeah," he whispers back, neither getting up nor cooling off, instead opting to run his fingers through the tangled mess of Murasakibara's violet hair. Atsushi responds with a satisfied hum, which further incites a now unrestrained, over-tired Himuro to guide his hand along to the other man's shoulder, then push him back until they're facing each other.
"It's hot."
Ahh, this is hell.
He tries so hard to keep himself in check, to avoid taking advantage of this volatile human weapon, or slipping up and causing irreparable damage to himself, to Masako or Atsushi. But even Himuro has a breaking point, and this isn't the first time he's reached it, either.
Maybe one day he'll be able to say out loud everything he feels without restraint, but for now he'll just steal a taste....
He brushes his thumb against the slightly frowning lower lip, then presses gently until Atsushi obediently opens his mouth so that Himuro may slide the rest in even further. Murasakibara is watching him all the while with half-lidded eyes, somehow appearing both demure and sinister at the same time.
Himuro tilts his jaw forward and moves in to...
Well, it doesn't matter what he moves in to do, as he's interrupted by the sound of rapid gunfire at the front door.
[Saturday. 03:47.  Unbelievable Part II]
A mistake has been made.
Man F realizes he has fucked up around the time Murasakibara Atsushi's massive hand makes contact with his face: nothing like some broken bones to get him to seriously reflect on the error of his ways.  
The force of impact sends F flying into the nearest wall. His body crumples to the floor, where he lies gasping for breath as warm blood gushes from his nose.  Either from the excruciating pain or the blunt head trauma, but to Man F's fading vision it looks as though the killer looming before him is surrounded by a menacing deep violet miasma.
...Okay, several mistakes have been made. For one, Man F wouldn't have had to come across this fucking purple abomination if he hadn't foolishly trusted that fucking dickhead, who just conveniently forgot to mention that the apartment of the so-called "easy target" belongs to none other than the Araki Group's infamous Reaper...
"He ....fucked us over.... that basta..rd...put us up to it.....we didn't...know..."  Man F manages to cough out, blood dripping down his chin as he struggles to pick himself up. Before he can explain himself further, Man F's words yield to an agonized cry as Murasakibara digs his heel into the fallen man's groin.
"Huuhhh?? I don't care," Murasakibara hisses, increasing pressure with little stomps.
"You killed my fridge. How are you going to make up for that?"
That's what he takes issue with?!
Not the armed break-in, or the attempt on his life-
"I'M SORRY" Man F screams, rather sincerely. But Murasakibara isn't in the mood to hear apologies, not when the corpse of his massacred kitchen appliance lies useless and riddled with bullet holes.
"Ahh, settle down, Atsushi," says the Reaper's companion from the side, where he is handling F's comrade, G. He's not as immediately recognizable as Murasakibara, but there's something uncomfortably familiar about the elegant dark-haired, undereye mole beauty queen man currently striking G across the face with the back of a Glock 19. Someone's feeling a bit aggressive today...
F would try and get a closer look, but he is getting his ass handed to him by a nightmare human, which is distracting to say the least.
"We can't find out what our guests want if you play too roughly... ahhh, oops. I got blood on my shirt..."
To Man F's surprise, Murasakibara relents immediately, pulling back with a slight pout. F crawls backwards quickly until his back hits a cabinet under the kitchen sink.
Who is this mystery man, that not only addresses this monster so familiarly, but actually gets him to obey...
"Mmmm, I already know what they want. They're a message from Haiz-...."
Murasakibara pauses mid-sentence, then pulls out his phone and just stays quiet while he focuses on that.
"Atsushi...?"
"Mmm, one sec, Muro-chin. I just gotta let Sa-chin know about this, 'cause she told me she'd get me a box of okonomiyaki Maiubo next time she goes to Osaka if I.."
The killer continues to ramble on about things Man F doesn't understand. The only thing that's sticking so far is Muro-chin.....Muro......
An ominous shudder passes through Man F before he fully realizes why, though his answer comes soon enough, in the form of mystery man lifting his blood spattered shirt up enough to reveal what is unmistakably the tattoo of a black dragon etched against his white skin.
The realization hits Man F like a brick: Muro... Himuro Tatsuya, Madame Araki Masako's notorious 'pet dragon'.
Which is just great, really. The Dragon and The Reaper live together in this humble happy home F and G were told to attack, like sacrificial lambs sent as some shitty human warning message.
That's it, if Man F makes it out of this alive ... and honestly, if either of these two wanted him dead, he'd be fucking dead...he's fucking quitting this shitty criminal life and going back to school. Become a welder or something, he doesn't have the nerves to suffer through this again.
Well, before anything, he needs to buy Murasakibara a new refrigerator.
[Saturday. 07:09. The Best Way To  A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach]
"Ah."
Kuroko awakens to the smell of food wafting in from an open door. What an unfamiliar phenomenon...
The bodyguard finds himself sitting up on the floor of Kagami Taiga's bedroom, his back pressed up against a part of the wall directly under a window. He blinks a few times, adjusting his eyes to the few strays of morning light peeking from beneath drawn blinds; he's a bit disoriented by the fact that he managed to fall asleep after all.
Three whole hours, at that. How rare.
Conditioned from a young age to sleep lightly and in unnatural positions, Kuroko picks himself up off the ground rather gracefully. He stretches his joints out, pulling his hand back only to be greeted by the sharp, throbbing pain in his right wrist: proof of the punch he had finally managed to coax out of the young master last night.
Though the hit was blocked in the end, and clearly nowhere near Taiga's full strength, Kuroko still can't help but smile fondly at his bruised arm: there is hope of teamwork here yet...
The bodyguard tucks his knife back into his pants' pocket (he never falls asleep without at least a weapon at the ready for worst case scenarios), then proceeds to step out the room and make his way to the kitchen, following the trail of that delicious smell.
In the kitchen area, he finds Kagami Taiga, young master and heir to the Kagami Empire, hard at work wielding a frying pan full of sizzling sliced pork and vegetables. Soup and white rice have already been prepared and set aside on the kitchen table.
The real treat here is how...domestic Kagami looks, with the black apron draped over his tall, muscular frame, hands busy preparing an unnecessarily heavy breakfast.
"Good morning."
"Oh, mornin'-- geh, what's with the ridiculous bedhead? You didn't even sleep in a bed..."
Kuroko doesn't feel the need to respond to this. Having confirmed Kagami's safety, he does a quick check around the rest of spacious apartment, including the balcony and the outer hall. He also checks in with the guards stationed in the surrounding area of the apartment complex to see if anything abnormal has gone by unreported in the past few hours.
All clear.
So no one's making any hasty moves yet. Biding their time, perhaps they've matured...
After trying and failing to contact Aida Riko, Kuroko moseys on back into the kitchen, perching onto a nearby stool and silently continues to watch Kagami. The young heir is looking down, his brows furrowed and mouth turned down in a slight frown as he tends to his stir fry, just about finished. It's difficult to tell whether he's feeling or troubled or if he's simply focused on the task in front of him.
Somehow, to see him make such an expression...
Of course, it's only natural for the young heir to be stressed out in his current situation. In fact, after Kagami's initial bout of rebellious beahviour subsided, he's been surprisingly adaptive and well-behaved. He may grumble constantly that he doesn't need a 24-hour guard, but not once has raised a question about the arrangement.
Perhaps he really does know...
There was something Miss Aida had offhandedly told Kuroko shortly after his employment into the Kagami family, and her words are coming back up again for some reason:
"People have been dragging Taiga into their affairs ever since he was a small child, only to abandon or lie to him afterwards. I haven't known him for that long, and he comes off as a fucking idiot...but I can tell it really wears on him."
At the time, Kuroko hadn't thought much of it, but now he finds himself reflecting on his own ulterior motives for involving himself with the young heir. He hadn't expected Kagami Taiga to end up being so honest and so...
"...what."
"I'm sorry?"
"You're staring at me...do you have a problem?"
"Ah, I'm just impressed to see that Mast-..Kagami-kun can even cook for himself."
Kagami squints at Kuroko, visibly suspicious, and raises his spatula threateningly.
"...Are you making fun of me?"
"Not at all."
"Ah! You looked away!!"
"Please, Kagami-kun. There's no need to be so noisy in the morning; you're hurting my ears."
"Damn you, Kuroko...."
Kagami scowls as he slides a bowl of rice and a plateful of his cooking over to Kuroko, leaving his bodyguard to marvel at how his charge expects him to eat so much food this early in the day.
A hot home cooked meal...
Kuroko utters his gratitude in a soft voice before digging in.
[Saturday. 11:45 . It's Not Like I Care Or Anything Part I]
"Aawww, what's this? You're reading all the files I gave you! I knew this game would finally get Dai-chan interested in something other than himself."
"Do you really have to- Geh. What are you all dressed up for? Don't tell me someone's actually made the mistake of asking you out on a da-MMMMF"
"^_^ Actually, I've made plans to meet up with Ki-chan!"
"Wh-............ Wow. Isn't that great."
"Yep, and you're coming with me."
"Huuuuuuuuuuuuh?! Don't wanna."
"Hmmm.... but weren't you saying last night how much you miss him?"
"The fuc-....Oi. Satsuki."
"What, am I wrong? But if Dai-chan needs to keep hiding from reality, you can just wait outside until we're done talking. :) "
".....uhh, why the fuck should I? I have nothing to say to him, and his face just fucking pisses me off."
"....Isn't that what they call sexual frustration?"
"What was that?"
"I said, 'I wasn't going to mention this, but since you're being problematic I have no choice. Muk-kun texted me this morning with some very interesting news about a certain old...teammate of ours.'"
"What..."
[Saturday. 11:48. Enter Trashman]
Haizaki Shougo sneezes violently into the crook of his arm, the fifth one today.
Someone must be talking shit.
[Saturday. 12:12. Reconnaissance]
"Hey, Shin-chan," Takao begins cautiously, adjusting his focus as he peers through the lenses of his binoculars.
"I'm glad you decided to rely on me so soon, but uhh...is there a special reason we're doing recon of one of the major Kagami Corp. buildings?"
"Fool. Don't ask questions you already know the answer to" is the curt reply. As expected...
Takao isn't sure whether he should be worried or not (he really should), but he feels it's better to just shake off the dark instinctual sense of foreboding and enjoy the pleasant afternoon breeze.
Whatever happens, he can tell it's going to be very entertaining.
"Well?"
"Ahhh, it's hard to say. The windows are bullet-resistant and at this distance, even if you could--..."
As Takao dips his view down to the ground level, two very colourful somethings catch his eye.
"Oh... Hey!"
"What is it?"
"Those people ...aren't they your friends or whatever? The two we met last year at the...that thing?"
Midorima frowns deeply, very clearly unsettled by the mention of 'friends'.
"What are you blabbering about ..."
"You know, the flashy crying guy and the pink girl with the" [hand motion over chest].
"WHAT."
Midorima snatches the binoculars from Takao's hands in a panic, his bandaged fingers shaking. After a few silent moments, he lets out an irritable hiss: looks like he's found them.
"Tch. Causing a scene together, as always."
Shin-chan seems rather frazzled... Takao accepts this as a gift, and observes happily as Midorima peers down at whoever those people are, muttering petulantly under his breath. Those two must be something special to get him to lose his composure like this.
Sadlly the amusement is short-lived:
"Uhhmm, you guys can't be here?"
So says the security guard of the public library rooftop Midorima and Takao are currently sitting on, and so the two assassins are forced to apologize and humbly take their leave.
[Saturday. 12:14. Absolutely Flawless]
A brief hush falls upon the patrons of this expensive café, and everyone turns their heads in unison to get a better look at the couple of rare beauties passing by.
The woman is clad in a simple pastel blue sundress that falls just above her knees, leaving the rest of her lovely legs exposed. She carries herself lightly and with grace; her long, rose-coloured hair flows behind her as she walks. Her soft mouth, curved into a sweet smile that betrays only the slightest hint of mischief, does not go unnoticed by the watchful restaurant patrons.
Her companion is equally radiant: tall, with a slender (though still muscular) build, silky blonde hair, and well-dressed to boot . He's sporting red-rimmed glasses that poorly mask a pretty face with delicate features. Actually, he does look a bit familiar...
Especially dazzling under the bright rays of the afternoon sun, the unreasonably good-looking pair take their seats outside on the patio, chatting together quietly in some foreign tongue, which only strengthens their appeal.
"What could those two possibly be discussing? Where are they from?? What is the nature of their relationship???" This is the nature of questions circulating amongst the customers and staff of the coffee shop.
The two just take relaxed sips of their respective beverages (black coffee for the lady, vanilla latte for the man), seemingly indifferent to the sudden influx of excited whispers their every move incurs from the people around them.
"....Maybe we should have met up somewhere a little less...busy" Kise remarks dryly, eyeing the blatant stares from the surrounding tables.
"Haha it's fine, it's fine. As far as I can tell, no one here understands Russian, and the crowd will give us cover in case anything happens" Momoi chirps happily, though Kise detects a slight edge of weariness in her voice. They're both used to this kind of treatment, and usually it's not a problem, but somehow the ogling is always ten times worse when they're together.
So beautiful, it's a curse...
"Besides," Momoi begins with a tilt of her pink head, peering up at Kise cheekily.
"Isn't Ki-chan always operating under the public eye? Even doing business with the likes of C in broad daylight, from what I hear. How bold!"
"Wahaaaa~, and you're as scary as ever, Momocchi. Really, nothing gets past you."
Momoi takes this as a compliment.
"Hehe. But I'm surprised you were willing to give him the time of day. To go to such lengths...you must be in a hurry to start things."
"Of course I am... I've been waiting so long for this moment, to be called out with everyone again. And now that Kurokocchi's gone and broken the rules...I just..."
"You're hoping to talk him out of it." Momoi concludes, sitting back against her chair. She twists a strand of her hair around her index finger, regarding Kise expectantly.
"Mmm...something like that. But Kurokocchi can be crazy stubborn once he's made his mind up. So if he's taking this seriously, then I can't help but get fired up, even if it means putting up with...shit."
Kise sighs, resting his chin on his hands, and flicks his dark golden eyes up at Momoi.
"What about Momocchi? Seems like your challenges have got you ready for blood, too. That Aida Riko is right up your alley, right? In more ways than one..."
Momoi's lips purse into a guilty smile as she is reminded that she's not the only dangerously shrewd one here. Perhaps from their equally undying love for Kuroko Tetsuya, and from sharing such skills as super-analysis, effortless seduction, and obfuscating naïveté, Momoi and Kise have also developed an intuitive understanding of each other's 'tastes' and 'preferences'.
The difference is that Momoi's directly interfering with Kise's sex life, though it's unlikely that he's caught on.
"She's certainly more troublesome than I ever could have hoped. She's getting uncomfortably close to finding out about us, but I set up a nice tr- ooh, that looks so good!"
Kise looks over as well, and the two watch as a cherry cheesecake is served two tables away. Being stared at by not one, but two angels is a bit too much for the blushing recipient of said cheesecake to handle.
"Ahh, but I shouldn't be eating so much sugar..."
"Did you want to split one?"
"Oooh, okay!"
They continue to chatter in Russian, despite not having anything more clandestine to say, until their dessert arrives. Momoi immediately plucks off the cherry from the top and pops it into her mouth. Delicious.
"By the way," Kise sinks his tiny fork into the cheesecake and eats the bite slowly before continuing, dropping his voice to a disparaging tone.
"How long is Aominecchi going to lurk in the shop across from us? I think he's scaring off some of their customers..."
Momoi can't hold back a snort of laughter, though she recovers with an airy giggle and dismissive wave of her hand.
"Don't worry about Dai-chan, he's just feeling shy. He'll come around, I'm sure."
Kise makes a tiny skeptical noise, but doesn't press any further.
He'll have to deal with this on his own, nothing new.
[Saturday. 12:44. It's Not Like I Care Or Anything Part II]
Ugh, that's right. Those two get along annoyingly well...
Aomine shoves an absurd quantity of noodles into his mouth without looking, too busy glaring at the scene that's developing at the coffee shop across the street.
God, are they trying to draw attention to themselves? Honestly. When it comes to attracting crowds (along with all sorts of unsavoury people), Momoi and Kise individually are bad enough. The result of their combined forces is that much more frustrating.
...it's no wonder their missions were so successful when they were paired together, back in the day. Damn pretty- boys and... whatever the appeal of Momoi is...(???)
Aomine's noodle-devouring becomes more aggressive with each passing moment, alarming all nearby customers. As if he let Momoi fool him into coming this far, with those 'Haizaki Shougo on the move again' scare tactics. That asshole isn't even really a threat, so enough of this bullshit. Once Aomine finishes this meal, he's fucking going home to stare at his beloved Mai-chan and maybe take a nap.
The man himself is unsure as to where all this annoyance is coming from.
.........................he for sure.........has no idea.......
Not a single clue.
His phone vibrates, so he picks it out with his left hand (while still feeding himself with the right), to read:
[Satsuki: Lol he's already noticed you. Stop being pathetic and just come out to say hi.]
A vein in Aomine's temple throbs.
Definitely going straight home after this.
[Saturday. 12:47. Scar #33]
Ahh, that smarts.
Riko grits her teeth and tightens her grip around the steering wheel, willing herself to ignore the jarring pain in her shoulder. She's leaning forward so as not to dirty the car, but it's meaningless, really, what with half-conscious Koganei bleeding out in the passenger's seat.
She had known that following the sketchy information trail attached to the name Momoi Satsuki would lead to danger, but she hadn't anticipated being attacked in broad daylight, only moments after hearing mere slivers of information about 'Miracles.'
Still. These wounds are mere scratches compared to all the hits Riko's taken for the Kagami Family. And a little dry-cleaning and a couple band-aids (okay, so Koga might need some more...advanced medical attention, but he's fine) is a small price to pay for the crucial leads Riko gained today.
Her intuition had been right: there really is a connection between all the killers and criminals hired to come after young master Taiga. But there are still too many unknowns for Riko to begin to understand why this is happening.
Sure, there are plenty of people and groups who would love to get their hands on the young heir, motives ranging from ransom money or blackmail, to a grudge against the father, to culling this random heir that they feel does not deserve the inheritance. Typical stuff, really.
But with Kagami Taiga, there is an added element of what happened during his...messy childhood, the reason why he's been hidden until now, and the groundbreaking power his fiery red head holds. It's only natural for those privy to this knowledge to try and take action. To use the young master, or to silence him.
And these people are all those who have hired one of the five...no, six including Momoi...big names. So what does that mean, if anything?
Riko intends to answer all these questions soon, though it means she'll be shedding more blood yet.
"Nooo....too many...pigeons......nya..." Koganei mumbles feverishly, convincing Riko to stop mulling over conspiracies and just apply more pressure to the gas pedal.
Hang in there, Koga, buddy.
Notes (from AO3):
forgive me, akashi, my sweet pink heterochromic yan mafia princess...you weren't in this chapter, but i will do right by you yet
also not that anyone asked, but i'm dying to write saucy scenes for dark blue tsundere doof x blonde fake ass ho, but alas, pacing or whatever that thing is called that i'm bad at
also also today's shitty chapter title brought to you by: select, but not necessarily relevant line from PI's 'In the Zone'
LMAO I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING I'M SO SLEEP DEPRIVED AND BLESS YOU ALL FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY BS
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