#i just made cinnamon rolls

[yourdailymarvelmemes]

#memes #marvel #marvel memes #mcu #thanos #thanos memes #avengers infinity war #infinity war #avengers 3 #avengers endgame #endgame #avengers 4 #i just made cinnamon rolls #this has nothing to do with the post but i thought id still share it with yall

[becca-e-barnes]

Since it seems everyone is as horny as I am about men cumming quickly, let’s keep talking about it 🤤

The very second your lips touch Bucky’s, you feel how eager he is already. His lips are warm and plump and slick and insistent, gliding against your own with a hunger you can only hope to match.

His hands trail over your body, touching you with an urgency you’re very much enjoying. His fingertips dig in a little, making you feel like he craves you and it’s entirely dizzying.

“This isn’t fair. You get me so worked up.” He’s practically panting through kisses to your neck, nipping and biting his way to your breasts, encased in the pretty lace he picked out for you.

The thick outline of his cock is more than distracting and even in the dim bedroom light, you notice the sheen of precum that has soaked through his thin underwear.

He kisses your breasts tenderly, not removing your bra just yet. He wants to enjoy it; he wants to be able to call on the memory whenever he needs it.

“Fucking perfect.” He moans, letting his hand trail between your thighs, finding you wetter than he could’ve dreamed.

“Not yet.” You tease, removing his hand and sinking to your knees in front of him, pulling his underwear down his toned legs. His hard length bobs in front of your face, the tip wet with his own arousal and your mouth waters at the thought.

“Prove you can handle my pussy. Show me you deserve it.” Your hand wraps around the base of his cock while your tongue flicks against the tip, savouring the taste of him.

You pump your hand in time with your mouth, pausing every now and again to take as much of him as you can.

Your soft moans are nothing compared to his.

Fuck, he’s lost in the feeling of your warm, wet, sinful mouth and the thought of you swallowing his load.

“Babe please, slow down.” You hear him moan and it makes slowing down the last thing on your mind.

“Don’t you dare.” You take just a second to breathe before you’re back to stroking and sucking his faster than before. He’s not going to last. He knows it. So do you. That’s exactly what you want.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” He groans, desperately trying not to but that’s hard when he’s watching your pretty face and focusing on the way your lips look wrapped around his dick.

It’s a toss up. In your mouth or over your face? It hardly matters when you have him exactly where you want him.

#becca’s thots #becca writes spice #sub!bucky #needy!bucky #idk what I’m doing on this account anymore tbh #a break from it might help #But I know I’d probably never go back to it #maybe it’s just the Sunday sads idk #I had such a lovely night last night too #I made burgers and brownies and my own icecream #And then I made cinnamon rolls for my family #everything was great #and now I feel like 💩

[chimchiri]

Small follow up to this - and more suffering for Rainbow!

#I showed that first drawing to my partner and he immediately went 'snack time!' which made me laugh way too long #AJ WOULD be that cheesy/flirty and it would definitely make RD GAG #at least this time I'm really happy with AJs arms #So often I look at my finished art and think 'goddammit she's not buff enough' #also let's just assume she lost her hat in her makeout session because I COULD NOT make it work #rarijack #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #that poor little cinnamon roll #mlp #my art

[coarzia]

soooo since i have artblock i decided im posting some doodles i made yesterday <3

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yes, im very sorry, I'm just not able to draw nowadays cuz I have school and lots of different things to do, but I'll try my best to draw more \ ^°^ /

#jjba #jojo #jojos bizarre adventure #jojos bizzare adventure fanart #fanart #jjba fanart #jojos bizarre adventure fanart #my art #pillar men #santana #jjba santana #santana jojo #wamuu #jjba wamuu #esidisi #acdc jjba #i prefer using esidisi more than acdc idk why it just looks better 💜 #they they made cinnamon rolls 😧 #im so funny #and i also have artblock #mwah #Santana loves cats change my mind

[cactus-cactus-cactus]

Pinterest comments section stop infantalizing Volta challenge (impossible)

#he is. he is an adult man. #just because he’s a tragic character does not make him a poor little uwu baby.. #‘cinnamon roll to good for this world to pure’ HE MURDERED SO MANY CHILDREN #and i do feel a lot of sympathy for the guy because he was so insanely manipulated by Mr. genocide the whole time #and i think his death is incredibly incredibly tragic and he lived a very. uh bad life #but he’s still an adult man who made his own decisions and chose to do what he did #aoas #arc of a scythe

[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

"Cave Johnson here. Just figured I'd update y'all on my newest personal project: Wirewolves! Werewolves, but electronic. Basically we took the DNA of our wolf-men and injected it into the wires in some wolf-like robotic bodies. Turns out? Bad idea. In a few hours a dozen bloodthirsty and vengeful wirewolves were swarming outside my office making a bigger fuss than those OSHA enforcers that like to pester us. In a 'shocking' turn of events *chuckles*, Caroline took care of 'em all. Took off those pretty high heels of hers and used 'em to impale those pesky wirewolves right through the head. I'm safe, my office isn't messed up, less than twenty people died, and cold water'll take care of the blood that got on Caroline's dress in no time. We're moving that test to a more highly-regulated area. We're on to something! Cave Johnson out!"

#my siblings and I made this #i need more of caroline being a cute and deadly girlboss in this fandom so I'll be the change #seriously i LOVE Morally gray Caroline with a passion and i want to see so much more of it instead of her being just #“Cave Johnson's totally normal and boring cinnamon roll victim assistant who did absolutely nothing wrong a day in her life” #like ma'am she was a higher-up at aperture science and cave was planning on passing it to her after his death #please take a moment to think about this #not that she wasn't a victim in the glados situation #but victims can still be morally gray girlbosses #case closed if you disagree meet me at 3Am in a Wendy's parking lot and I'll be happy to beat you up #cave johnson #cave johnson portal #caroline portal #caroline #portal caroline #aperture science #aperture #portal #portal 2 #old aperture

[yardsards]

hoping to fix it up and maybe colour it later but here is taako giving his boy some baking lessons

edit: here's the completed version

stock photo i used for pose reference

#eliot posts #my drawings #taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #taako taaco #angus mcdonald #i tried to draw a proper 6 strand challah but it looked more like a mangled squid... #ive been on a baking kick lately so i decided to draw my blorbos baking #last night i made cinnamon rolls #also. i didn't feel like doing any character designing so i was like yea lemme just use fanon or graphic novel designs #but then i was like okay but what if soft taako

[neetori]

Maybe this is an unpopular opinion but I don't find Asterion physically attractive at all, yet here I am bestowing him the title of husbando/the new brainworm. It wasn't until I learned more about him that I fell in love.

Karlach on the other hand tho...👀💕

#astarion #karlach #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #rambling #like it's such a big thing that he seduces people and #the only thing that made me want to romance him was truly knowing him #demisexual experience? idk it just happens that i fall in love with characters after knowing them better or establishing something #i swear he is a mix of ardyn and lucio so that was one main reason jkdasljkadj #it's like that scene with amy from doctor who #when she says that she didn't find rory handsome but the more she got to be with him the more beautiful he became #meanwhile karlach is cinnamon roll #she perfect the end

[danandphilplay]

feel like i should say that i think this is unrealistic LOL bc mystic messenger is superrr specific with times you play it is kind of a full commitment 😭

game summary: mystic messenger is a free mobile game where decisions and gameplay is all set in an app/groupchats. at the beginning of the game your phone is mysteriously hacked, adding you to a chat with an unknown person who persuades you to enter an apartment. once you enter you are added into another groupchat, this time with several characters who accuse you of being a hacker. you’re informed that the groupchat is top secret, and the app can only be used by RFA members (you thought it was a dating app…). the other RFA members slowly open up to you and ask you to help organise their RFA charity party by inviting people. as you get to know the characters you find out a LOT of lore and dark pasts. like i do not know how to explain this game any further in a summarised way bc there is so much going on

the game involves multiple endings which can be bad or good as well as specific to an RFA character. from early on you should try to choose one character you like the most to talk to & aim to get their route in order to progress successfully.

**it is free but there are in game purchases bc like i said the game is based on real time the updates in the story happen at specific points of the day and if you leave it too long you won’t be able to play those updates, i believeee from what i remember the in game purchases let you go back in time to complete things you missed

#i would like to see them try do jumins route i just think the catboy thing is funny #also i made the slime and sadness cinnamon rolls mine came out a little ugly AND I GOT RIGHT TO THE END AND REALISED I DONT HAVE CINNAMON #LMAOOO so i used ginger and an allspice mix i had it tastes good they came out super soft so if i ever wanna do cinnamon rolls again ill be #using the dnp recipe #dan howell #amazingphil #dan and phil #dan and phil games #dapgames #dapg #dnpgames #dan and phil poll #mystic messenger

[egberts]

it was funny but not worth going two blogs bacj for. we need to go back to screenshotting tags like civilized bloggers

I thought about screencapping but I have a dramatic fear of adding to a post and being made fun of for it. this site is ruthless and hostile

#or at least some users are ruthless and hostile #some of you are *looks at smudged writing on hand* precious cinnamon rolls too pure to sweet for this world #i have no idea why on a post where i openly admitted to being scared of being made fun of i openly quoted two years old memes #it just happened

[flameswallower]

I'm genuinely very sad that twitter is slowly dying. There just aren't good alternatives for me-- this website and blue sky are the closest, but not only will trying to build a following be pretty exhausting, the culture on both sites is terminally square. Sorry, but it's true! In different ways; still, nevertheless.

The culture on twitter, conversely, was always a toxic waste pit, but in ways I generally found/find it easier to evade or ignore than most people seem to. Some of that is luck; some of it's that I'm white and not a woman or someone who reads to most people as a woman, and I don't get into direct arguments with transphobes, and so I evade the worst harassment brigades.

But I think a lot of it comes down to the same reason I prefer to hang out with overtly "mean" and "scary" people than with "nice" people sometimes. I would rather be in a situation where

1.) I know others can stand up to me and won't take any bullshit if I accidentally make them uncomfortable, overstep boundaries, etc.;

2.) conflict and disagreement will not be perceived as abusive or as The End Of the World, ditto if I have an Oops! It's the Autism/ADHD! moment and respond in a socially inappropriate way because I misunderstood a situation or couldn't control my impulse to say something/laugh at something I found funny;

3.) I need not fear that anybody will clutch their pearls and get on my case for being a little *~**edgy**~*, for existing as a sexual being, for using drugs, for describing things that have happened to me in the past, for writing horror fiction that sometimes deals with extreme or taboo subject matter, for not keeping myself scrupulously PG-rated the way I would around children when I'm with other adults, and/or for inadvertently saying something insensitive/ignorant that I later apologize for;

4.) my contrarianism gets to manifest as being kind and considerate and unusually patient/open/compassionate with people who are being jagoffs or are clearly disturbed or whatever, as opposed to manifesting in argumentative behavior, pushing boundaries, and telling people to go fuck themselves

Basically, I need to find the social media platform or subsection thereof that's equivalent to a group of goths and punks in a condemned building imbibing unwise chemical combinations and giving each other terrible stick-and-pokes of cartoon characters smoking weed or doing tijuana bible shit. One of the punks named himself a slur (it's okay, he can reclaim it). Several of the goths are sex workers. Practically everybody has been to the psych ward, jail, or both. A few people use it/its pronouns specifically as a fuck you to normies. One girl's clothes are filled with rats.

#also like #i can handle being made fun of pretty well #i can handle an implicit 'you're stupid if you think that' from anyone not a close friend/partner well #i canNOT handle implicit 'you're A Bad Person if you think/do/don't do...' nearly as well #anyway in life i've learned i can choose between #in the millennial's proverbial lexicon #being the sweetest cinnamon roll in the hive of scum and villainy #or being like. an unspeakable cosmic horror among Care Bears #i prefer the first one! i like being a breath of sunshine and fresh air! #i like being a LITTLE tricky and i like freaking out people who are happy to be freaked out! #i'm like that mute guy with the dog in nightbreed! #i'm just hanging out with my friends who eat people #and technically i'm one of them but it's like the least badass possible version

[lord-squiggletits]

The hard thing about liking Getaway as a character is that people are like "why are you mad people hate him, he's literally evil in the text" and it's like. Yeah I get that and I ENJOYED the way he was shown in MTMTE, the problem is that in LL his character got hit with villain degradation/idiot ball and so my beef with his portrayal is that I think it's shitty and underwhelming writing.

But like, it's really hard to debate about that because canon is the basis of the entire analysis, and if your contention of canon is basically "he would not fucking say/do that" then that means a near-complete rejection of canon in favor of headcanon and you can't really "debate" personal opinions in that way.

Anyways, LL Getaway sucked and the most charitable interpretation one could have of how he was written is that he was a victim of JRO needing to wrap up a billion plotlines at once and getting shafted because the mutiny plotline had to resolve really fast. Which is a flaw of LL and a bunch of its characters/plots in general, not me being an "apologist."

#squiggposting #i am a bit salty about it still lol #getaway literally went from a delightfully evil bastard to like #the most dumb motherfucker who's also simultaneously THE MOST EVIL EVAR #also hot take but i'm gonna say it #part of the reason getaway gets a comical amount of hate even from 'villain enjoyers' #is literally just bc he was mean to poor sweet cinnamon roll TG and got in the way of c y ga/te #shippers will be assholes to any character who is mean to their faves or breaks up their chosen OTP #but also. ll getaway just sucked and was boring and underwhelming and contrived #you can make someone evil but at least make him interesting and smart ffs like goodness lmao #also no offense bc people are gonna be like 'the point of the story isn't karmic justice for everyone' #but it's still kinda rich that ppl are fine with meg being on the LL but god help you if your name is getaway #have fun getting hit with the idiot ball by the writer. who also made M a sad uwu little man #negativity #i'm salty lol might look back at this and cringe but maybe not #it's just a problem with LL in general that everything is so rushed #and that JRO has always had certain problems with writing protagonist centered morality at least a little bit #like idk the vibes i was getting of 'getaway is literally THE WORST EVER and EVIL and STUPID and DELUSIONAL' #as i read were really weird and intrusive and uncomfortable

[rubiesintherough]

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#(( ooc. )) #also i'm really proud of myself today. made banana bread and cinnamon rolls and lasagna hotdish all from scratch #and sure the kitchen is stacked with dirty dishes now bc i didn't have time to clean in between all the baking and cooking #but like. it all came out really tasty so i think that wins out over a clean kitchen XD #idk im just in a kinda good mood tonight

[creepyscritches]

These food polls are so fun like most of the southern stuff I recognize but I learn a lot about traditional regional foods I'd never heard of. Just learned what king cake is :O is it bad luck if you accidentally bite the baby jesus inside or do you excavate for children before taking a bite?

#Creepy chatter #A cake made of twisted cinnamon roll dough.......ooooough 👀 #I think I'd try it w less icing than I see on most pics but I'm just not a fan of the straight sugar flavor of icing

[carrotcouple]

*laughs hysterically* I love it when my sisters talk about me behind my back in a language they think I don't understand.

#sunny rambles #i love family y'all #my sisters do this whole thing where they're like #YAY US THREE SISTERS INSEPARABLE #WE WANT MATCHING TATTOOS #And then one of them will get mad at me and talk about #going to go eat smth nice without me #and the other one says she feels awful about doing that #but then agrees and then leaves #even though i just made cinnamon rolls #from scratch for her because she #desperately wanted it #what if i screamed #what if i FUCKING screamed

[thawthebeez]

as much as i talk about wanting to delete tiktok i also think it's hilarious to see that particular side of the haikyuu fandom. the amount of people that have consumed the entirety of haikyuu and still don't understand the absolute basics of kageyama and hinata's characters and their relationship dynamic is astonishing.

#there are actually people who have watched all four seasons AND read timeskip and still are upset and confused as to why hinata went - #- to brazil and why they stayed separated afterwards.... how.... #i'm glad we've moved past “hinata is smol cinnamon roll” but i think we forgot to ask move past “kageyama is scary” #HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY #also! can we enter the “lets view kageyama and hinata as separate characters instead of extensions of one another” era pls🙏 #yes hinata and kageyama are soulmates who were made for one another BUT they're also two different characters and should be viewed as such #seeing kageyama and hinata as Kagehina will always skew your perception of the series in favour of ship moments #/moments revolving around them #seeing kageyama and hinata as characters and their interactions as Kagehina moments would be beneficial to better understanding the series #haikyuu revolves around kageyama and hinata. not kagehina. #(although if anything.. the series revolves around hinata. but it might as well be both of them) #volleyball guys