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txxxciii · 3 months

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railao or something idk I haven't played the game

#mortal kombat #mk1 #mortal kombat 2023 #raiden #kung lao #raiden x kung lao #kung lao x raiden #railao #if this blows up i swear to god-#tox draws

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mellybabbles · 1 month

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May I ask for the one and only Killer Sans?

"We're gonna have a great time~"

So I totally decided "why not animate it rq" real quick was a lie, this took hours and it was totally fuckin worth it @swiftmitsu he's at your door bro, let him in (don't rip off the door on accident-)

Killer belongs to Rahafwabas Please do not repost my animations

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winchesterhymns · 20 days

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“Tasted it all on my tongue, blood and cum and caffeine”

When I tell you these lyrics have been eating at me because they're the perfect aesthetic for wincest <33

#the song is Used to Care by Chaz Cardigan #EVERYONE GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING BLOW UP I SWEAR TO GOD #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #wincest #samdean #teenchesters #book of hymns

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smellyprincetm · 2 years

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its so embarassing to have anorexia, like oh im scared of food, but oh well watch me fucking binge

#why did this blow up bro #if i get termed i swear to god #i posted this months ago why are yall still liking it

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kornyo · 5 months

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rlly pissing me fucking off that people don't really care to learn your name if it meant an ounce of effort to learn it. fucking hell. my name is not staca it's not shtasa it's not Stasi nor is it stada. it's not stafa (+?????? that's a. new one.). IT'S STASHA. STAAAAAAASHA. Š?!!!!!!!! SASHA BUT WITH A T. WHY CAN NO ONE FUCKING BOTHER TO LEARN IT WHEN I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 3 FULL MONTHS NOWWWWWW

#nevermind they can't even spell it anglicised despite my name being plastered in every work list like. good fucking god #took all my willpower not to blow up at this gathering I swear.#hate this shit ass country and I hate my name and I hate every fucking second of my life having to explain how to say it #whatever.

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spaciebabie · 10 months

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hey i have a question since you are a springtrap simp

if you did have the chance to see and or be with springtrap would you do it? Also would you fix him by just making him less rotting or fix him by bringing him peace of mind?

there is absolutely no way ta bring him any sort of peace of mind he is SO FUCKED IN THE BRAIN ITS UNREAL

honestly i would love ta see him in some sort of enclosure and study him. hes so fascinating ta me that if given the option i would probably try ta talk ta him. ive said this already but i just wonder what goes on in his head. id bring a clipboard and shit skjfskjfsjkdf HES SUCH A DISTURBING CONCEPT AND HES SO COOL I MEAN??? I WANNA KNOW HOW HE WORKS DO A WHOLE PSYCHIATRIC EVAL N SHIT

as for the second half of that question

uhhh hmmm LISTEN IRL HE WOULD PROBABLY NOT BE THE BEST PARTNER BUT MY SIMP HEART FLUTTERS AT THE THOUGHT OF BEING WITH HIM AHSDAKJHDLSAJKDFLSKJDFJKSAKLJJASDFKJDFS

IM SHY LKSADFJKLAG

he would hafta have a bath...a PROPER ONE. his suit is FUCKED but probably the only thing holding him tagether and i dont wanna mess w/his rotten bits so id like help patch him up or something OPKAY THATS AS MUCH AS I CAN HANDLE TYPING OUT IM FLUSTERED ALREADY JSFSKDFJKSFKSFLKS IM INSANE

#BYE #ERUUUH SIMP DETECTED #spacie splains #and gets extremely flustered #i swear the moment the springtrap x reader fics i read start ta get intimate im gonna fucking blow up im gonna explode #im...aaaaaaa #I SWEAR TA FUCK I HAVE NEVER HAD A CHARACTER AFFECT ME LIKE THIS B4 #LIKE IK I KEEP SAYING THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT ITS TRUE #SPRINGTRAP APPEARS AND I TURN INTA A FLUSTERED MESS LIKE GOD.#'hey spacie think abt being with springtra-' OH OH MY GOD OHHH OH MY GODDD OH MOH #SOMETHING SOMETHING DANGEROUS BEAST WHO IS NICE 2 ME #GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK #I WQANNA KISS HIM SILLY #IM INSANE. IM CRAAAAAZY #TENDERLY PATCHING HIM UP AND FIXING HIM HHHHH #THE INTIMACY #I WOULD DIE ACTUALLY

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newdejavuu · 10 months

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I don’t trust m*cr blogs that have 0 ray content

#it’s midnight and im going on an unfollowing spree #& feeling a little hateful I guess #mostly im unfollowing bc I just don’t have any interest in that particular band anymore #but I am picking up on patterns & i fucking SEE youuuuuuu #don’t let this shit breach containment or I swear to god I will blow up #kayce’s corner.txt

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girlbosswalkedoutonme · 11 months

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Pre-emptively preparing myself to see some of the worst takes known to man abt Across the Spiderverse bcuz for the life of yall white fandom ppl could not act normal around characters of color (especially black, especially black female) if you tried

#white tumblrinas be normal abt poc challenge 😃#i literally do not want to hear anything from any of you abt Jessica Drew or i will blow up this building i swear to god 😃😃#im literally not ready for the fetishizing borderline racist sexualization that Miguel's character will recieve #across the spiderverse #girlboss speaks

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skibasyndrome · 5 months

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I'm about to throw all my academic values overboard to get this fucking article done

#linguistics are my enemy #not because I don't like the subject #I'm just........ so much less at ease with this than with literary sciene oh my god #I'm so glad I can mostly focus on lit in the future but let me tell you these few linguistics articles I have/had to do have really brought #me to my limit #and I thought I was already fed up and not giving a shit when I did that one article in summer... oh I had NO IDEA how much less of a shit #was capable of giving!!!#the thing is.... I think objectively I'm still? idk not the worst I could technically be doing #like there ARE people who straight up... idk don't even try to have a research question or who don't read more than a handful or articles b #t ugh #I like academic writing so much and I love putting in the work and I love actually getting into the reseach and finding the most important #texts and writing a balanced and well researched article but ugh..... I just feel like I keep reaching my limits with linguistics #and this time is worse than the others because this topic is SO FAR from being standardized and all I can do is ???? mention that there's #like a hundred different models and then just??? choose one and go with it? which is so fucking unsatisfying #but I swear... everybody in this field is just making up a new model that's just different words for the same thing (and not in the /normal #way that science /always/ is about making up a new model. no. this time they are very unnecessarily making up new models)#ugh. everything about this sucks #I should've chosen a different seminar I should've chose a different topic and I especially should've written more of this in summer when I #technically still had a little more time #sorry for blowing up your dash with complaints this festive season lol. I am just having a time (TM) with the different writing tasks on my #hands and I need a place to vent I guess #simon.out.#sounds so drastic btw I'm not about to cheat or plagiarize or anything but I'm about to do so much less of a proper work than I ever wanted #to allow myself to do. cherrypicking and all.

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navree · 2 years

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feel like today’s trypod should firmly put to rest any “alex was a victim this whole time guys!” talking points and that their statement about being kind on the internet was exactly what it seemed like at face value but some of y’all dense af, so we’ll see (props to them tho for being deft in still pointing out that it doesn’t mean that she’s not still a human being who might be finding life hard to handle right now even tho she did something really bad, good on them for understanding nuance unlike half the people on the internet)

#personal #the try guys #it's actually quite a nuanced take #they're not mentioning her by name of course #but they are pretty clear with this 'actions have repercussions imagine if you made a mistake' language #that you know she did a fully informed and incredibly shitty thing #but also that the bombardment is a lot for anyone to handle #especially if it's about a time you as they said 'fucked up'#like i've never been on the 'let's make alex's life hell' train because who does that serve #i'll excoriate her for having shitty morals and being a fuckup of a person but like #you know good on them for pointing out that it's hard to have your mistakes blow up for the entire english speaking world #ok NOW i'm done with the try posting i swear to god i am #i know that's not what any of the followers are here for #(you're here for my rabbit holes into history that none of y'all give a shit about i know)

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scavengerssuccotash · 13 days

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What's your fanfic's tongue-in-cheek tagline?

I'll go first.

Sightline By ScavengersSuccotash: "A thrilling exercise in edging that borders on sadistic."

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caeruleophile · 1 year

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meth and marshmallows real????

a little comic thingy i made based on the pic i found on the internet

the pic!!

#brba #breaking bad #brbabcs #breaking bad jesse #breaking bad walter white #walter white #jesse pinkman #breaking bad meme #I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS GIF WON'T BLOW UP IM KMS #I TRIED SO HARD #AND IT'S FUNNY #skajfgjhsdfgkjsaf

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wewontbesleeping · 1 month

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i genuinely think some swifties don't understand the concept of an ex lmfao. like no fucking way are people asking "oh so since she isn't dating him anymore, none of the things she wrote in lover are true anymore?" like??? no??? of course they're not true anymore lmfao. he's her ex??? they aren't dating anymore! they are no longer in love! how is this a new concept to you

#it is BLOWING my mind that this is something that somehow needs to be discussed #seeing it a lot on reddit too and people are much more annoying there #but i swear to god the way people are acting it's like 1. they've never listened to music in their life #and 2. they've never heard of a breakup before #like how many times can people say yes you can genuinely be in love with someone at one point #and breaking up does not mean you were lying about that #and no longer being in love with them doesn't mean you're lying now

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bowserdyke · 3 months

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the windows update changed the battery icon OTL

#Oran talks #im gonna blow up a fucking building i swear to god jfc

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zodarii-dae · 11 months

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oh my god jimmy's at 993k subscribers everybody stay calm

#stay calm everyone STAY COOL #he's so close to 1 mil oh my god #subscribe to him right now #i swear i will blow this whole place up #AAAA #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming

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telemartus · 1 year

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god if they ever make a live action the locked tomb i need melanie lynskey to be in it. she has done so much for the lesbians and shes kiwi and we deserve it

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