#incorrect quotes star wars

[hws-mathieu]

Dooku: Ew. What kind of tea is this? Qui Gon: I boiled gatorade.

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[gringle-pringle]

Been reading Star Wars Fan fiction lately and I need to share this idea.

Corusant. Between episodes 1 and 2.

Imagine. You’re a newly knighted Jedi about to be debriefed for a mission with your two fellow knights and master Obi-wan Kenobi arrives with a little 13 year old Anakin trailing behind him who looks to have a sour expression over something. So Obi-wan begins to explain the mission to you and your friends.

But as obi-wan begins to gesticulate, talking about the politics and culture of the planet you’re visiting you notice the little golden-haired boy put on a very serious expression and begin to copy his master tit for tat. He ever got the beard stroke down to a science. You try to keep a straight face. You really do. But luckily your friend, Illumna breaks first, snickering. Obi-wan’s brow furrows in confusion, hands on his hips, “is something funny?”

The Padawan furrows his own brows, arms akimbo in a perfect copy and it’s just too funny, you break, bending over with laughter, and suddenly your two friends are cracking up alongside you. Obi-wan looks completely confused, looking around before turning around and staring pointedly at his padawan who stood in model deferential position, a look of pure innocence on his face before his master turned around.

“Anakin.” Obi-wan raised a suspicious eyebrow, “Why are my three jedi knight debrief-ees laughing in hysterics?”

Anakin shrugged, lips pursed, “I haven’t the faintest.”

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[iceman-kazansky]

Star Wars incorrect quotes

Y/n: I trust Anakin. Obi-wan: You think they know what they're doing? Y/n: I wouldn't go that far.

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[faeriescorpio]

Obi-Wan: My allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!

Anakin: My allegiance is to this dick! (gestures downwards)

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[bisexualvader]

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[galactic-empire-incorrect-quotes]

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[sabictlali]

Perfect interaction with your kiddo

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[painted-doe]

#saw this format with a Star Wars post the other day and I couldn't help myself #bucky barnes #steve rogers #mcu #arnim zola #captain america #angst #lmao #memes #incorrect quotes #stucky

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

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[mmelolabelle]

➡️incorrect star wars

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[hws-mathieu]

Dooku: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Anakin: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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[spikybanana]

luke: where do babies come from?

owen: brought by sorcerers. they come and drop 'em at the house. that's how we got you.

luke:

luke: you're not lying

owen: nope

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[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

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[tattycoram]

Hunter: Tech, hack into their cameras Tech: Oh sure, let me just load my 'tap into every security camera in the city' app Tech: *taps the screen* Tech: I'm sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn't, I am in

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[mimi-noelle]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

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[overlord-of-fantasy]

He never dies!!

Obi-Wan, at Maul's funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone: Of course. *They leave* Obi Wan, leaning over Maul′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Maul, ignights his lightsaber: Yeah, no shit.

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