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oftenlyshitposting · 6 months
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shin: i wish i was a roomba
sabine: what
shin: oh to be set loose, preferably with a knife
sabine: shin what the fuck
shin: time to slash at someone's ankles
sabine: shin no
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chiroptaro · 2 years
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Cobb: Damn, Mando, is that a blaster in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Mando: It's actually a lightsaber
Cobb: what
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therebelcaptain · 1 year
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machiavellli · 6 months
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if you use any icons or repost my pictures/gifs please tag me, I would love to see it :)
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cyarskj1899 · 1 year
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Kanye to Alex Jones: ‘I Like Hitler’
The rapper and virulent antisemite sat down with the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist alongside white nationalist Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes
Nikki McCann RamirezDecember 1, 2022
The rapper and virulent antisemite sat down with the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist alongside white nationalist Holocaust denier Nick Fuentes
Kanye West praised Adolf Hitler and Nazis, denied the Holocaust, and attacked Jewish people at length during a disturbing Thursday afternoon interview with conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. 
“Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler,” Ye said. “Also Hitler was born Christian.”
“I see good things about Hitler also” said Ye, who wore a full face mask throughout the interview. “I love everyone. Jewish people are not going to tell me you can love us, and you can love what we’re doing to you with the contracts, and you can love what we’re pushing with the pornography. But this guy that invented highways, invented the very microphone that I use as a musician, you can’t say out loud that this person ever did anything good, and I’m done with that.”
When Jones said he didn’t like Nazis as the show moved to a commercial break, Ye interjected.
“I like Hitler,” he said.
“We got to stop dissing the Nazis all the time,” Ye said after the show returned from break.
Throughout the show, Ye blamed several subjects mentioned in the broadcast, including suppression of free speech, on “zionists.” At one point, he said that “it’s Satan that gets inside of the zionists and makes them do evil things.” At another, he mocked former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu with a bottle of Yoo-hoo and an aquarium net.
“You’ve got a little bit of a Hitler fetish going on,” said Jones, who seemed uncomfortable by the intensity of Ye’s antisemitism. “I’m not on the whole Jew thing,” Jones said later in the stream.
Ye was undeterred by the pushback. “I don’t like the word ‘evil’ next to Nazis,” he said. “I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.” (Hours after the interview, Ye tweeted an image of a swastika intertwined with a Star of David. “YE24 LOVE EVERYONE #LOVESPEECH,” he wrote.)
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Ye continued to praise Hitler and Nazis while railing against Jewish people as the interview with Jones wore on, even praising Hitler’s “cool outfit” before launching into Holocaust denial: “He didn’t kill six million Jews. That’s just factually incorrect.”
“The Holocaust is not what happened,” Ye said. “Let’s look at the facts of that. Hitler has a lot of redeeming qualities.”
He also shared praise of Vladimir Putin, who has tried to justify Russia’s war on Ukraine by claiming he simply wants to rid the latter nation of Nazis. Ye was joined on Thursday by white nationalist holocaust denier Nick Fuentes, and when Fuentes said he’s “very pro-Putin” and “very pro-Russia,” Ye responded “I am also.”
Fuentes and Jones are both banned from Twitter, but Ye let them tweet to his more-than-32-million followers during the broadcast. He also let banned far-right activist Ali Alexander, who was also on the broadcast, tweet from his personal account. “INVESTIGATE THE CIVIL RIGHTS AND DUE PROCESS VIOLATIONS OF THE J6 POLITICAL PRISONERS,” Alexander wrote. 
Ye has been embroiled in a public controversy regarding a stream of antisemitic statements made following backlash to a Yeezy fashion show in October in which he displayed “White Lives Matter” shirts. In a series of tweets and interviews, Ye lashed out against his critics and accused the “Jewish media” of censoring him and having an agenda against him. In a tweet that saw him temporary banned from Twitter, Ye threatened that he was going “death con 3 on Jewish people” — later saying he misspelled the military term “defcon.”
Ye has since partnered up with Fuentes, whom he took to Mar-a-Lago to have dinner with former President Donald Trump late last month. During the interview with Jones, Fuentes claimed that their dinner with the former president had been generally amiable until things took a turn when Trump received a phone call mid-meal. Fuentes claimed the group had been provided with “intel about how we were going to handle the Trump meeting,” and Ye accidentally forwarded the information to a lawyer, Nick Gravante, who was also connected to Trump. According to Fuentes, the phone call Trump received was from Gravante, or someone close to Trump tipped off by Gravante, who cautioned him that the meeting may have been a setup.
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A spokesperson for Gravante categorically denied Fuentes’ account. “Mr. Gravante made no such call to Mr. Trump or anyone in his organization or orbit,” the spokesperson said in a statement provided to Rolling Stone. “Any suggestion to the contrary is patently false. As has been widely reported, Mr. Gravante ended his representation of Ye after Ye made antisemitic comments in October.”
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Amid the backlash from the dinner with Trump, Fuentes accompanied Ye for an interview on a right-wing podcast earlier this week. Ye stormed out of the studio after the host pushed back on his antisemitism.
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parttimereporter · 1 year
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The new normal: Military fighters taking down UFOs..
Think about this.. it was science fiction to predict government officials would orders militaries to take down unidentified aerial objects, of unidentified craft.
But for the third time *that we know of* the United States military took one down.
On Saturday night February 11, there was a long strange odyssey over Montana. The FAA restricted airspace and all eyes were on tanker jets on Flight Aware refueling fighters.. However, we were told in public statements that the military would continue to monitor the object and reconsider in the morning..
So here is the fact that we know, from public official releases from the White House and Pentagon: The US and Canada brought down three high-altitude airborne objects this month, including one Washington said was sent deliberately by China for surveillance. Beijing countered that it was a harmless weather-monitoring device that blew off course...
And now this spicy news from China: They apparently say they have seen an object flying and THEY intend on taking it down over their nation..
WE assume the military knows a bit more than they would tell us, of course, but people are clamoring to know what in the world, or other world, they are. With the silence comes conspiracies.. On one hand we have been worried about World War III, but maybe we missed the beginning of War of the Worlds in the process!
Talking about these objects being anything other than mannade is speculative .. people would slam it as conspiracy. But consider the fact, as we mentioned opening up this post, we have been hearing of the military spotting UAPs for years.. Pentagon officials have silently warned Congress that they did not know what the objects were. Now, after spotting and taking down the Chinese spy balloon, the new objects being shot down apparently don't completely match that M.O.
From news accounts in Canada: The object was “cylindrical” and smaller than the suspected Chinese balloon shot down last weekend, Canadian Defense Minister Anita Anand said on Saturday evening. It is not clear what the object shot down over Canada is or whether it is related to the spy balloon shot down last week or the unidentified object shot down over Alaska on Friday.
But it is not just objects. It is lights in the sky as well.
Late last month, mysterious green laser beams were spotted from Hawaii's tallest peak. Experts initially said the burst of laser beams was emitted by a NASA spacecraft though that was proven incorrect this week -- with evidence pointing to a Chinese satellite. 
Space experts at the National Astronomical Observatory of Japan (NAOJ) initially tweeted on Jan. 30 that the Subaru-Asahi Star Camera "captured green laser lights in the cloudy sky over Maunakea, Hawai'i. The lights are thought to be from a remote-sensing altimeter satellite ICESAT-2/43613." 
Yes indeed... some may call some conspiracy theorists. But right now, we all maybe just became honorary members in 2023.
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reythemandalor · 2 years
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Thrawn: [doesn’t understand how he could possibly be losing during a game of chess]
Ezra: [is eating his pieces when he’s not looking]
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anakin: i am so full of love. and anger. 
anakin: like a lava lamp,
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nintenderniere · 2 years
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Obi-Wan: Anakin fell to the dark side and murdered Jedi and children so I taught his son how to ride a bike you can never get that back
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heyimboredtalktome · 3 years
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Nico: What do you call an intergalactic romance?
Will: I don't know, what?
Nico: A spaceship
Will:
Will: *trying not to laugh* That wasn't funny at all
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themangolorian · 4 years
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ellie-you-idiot · 3 years
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Anakin: I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire
Obi-Wan: bravo you coward
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queen-breha-organa · 3 years
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I just need to say this.
If you like Star Wars, and if you have absolutely any compassion, you need to speak up against the colorism and racism in The Clone Wars and The Bad Batch.
I don’t care if you think “unwhitewashtbb” is incorrect about certain things. I don’t care who you like or don’t like in the fandom. This isn’t about supporting a singular individual and something they started. This isn’t about who you like or don’t like. This is beyond one person.
This is about supporting the fans of color. This is about supporting real life people. People who just want to see representation on screen, people who keep getting slapped in the face my mainstream media.
This is about Polynesian fans, who watch Clone Troopers, some of our only representation, be reduced to a Rambo ripoff. This is about watching our round features be erased and replaced by eurocentric standards. This is about Wrecker, Portrayed as the “strong dumb” Clone, looking the most Polynesian. This is about Tech, the smartest Clone, looking white.
This is about Black fans, who’s representation is drawn ashy and grey. Who have to sit and watch character designers disregard their skin and hair texture over and over and over. Who get told “well it’s hard to animate curly hair” or “darker tones are harder to render” whenever they point out the racism. Disney is a billion dollar company. They have the means. It’s not hard. It’s racism.
This is about Asian fans. Who had to relive racial trauma. Who watched as their only representation came in the form of Imperials. Murders. Who watched, as Fennec Shand was designed and animated to look nothing like Ming-Na Wen.
This is about Jewish fans. Who spend every week staring at a greedy lizard be voiced by a Jewish woman, who cares about nothing but money.
It’s about Muslim fans. Who had an entire race based on them. Only for their main representation, a Jedi healer, become a terrorist
This movement isn’t about you. It has nothing to do with who you hate or who you like.
It’s about all the fans of color out there, who feel defeated, degraded, mocked. Who feel ugly in their identity, because they have been tossed aside for so long. Who wanted to be Jedi when they grew up, but now they can’t even image a world without racism.
Fans who feel ignored. And alone.
It’s about standing up for them.
It’s about standing with them.
So say something. Do something.
Please.
Tweet about it. Post about it. Write essays. Email LucasArts and Disney. Support fans of color.
It’s not about a hashtag.
Just speak.
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