Mary, new to the gang: soooo what’s the best bromance in here?
James and Sirius: *pointing at each other*
James: I actually have a lot of bromances
Sirius: you’re seeing other bros??
James: dude, bro-
Sirius: bro??
James: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BRO
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Mikey: That sounded like Raph.
Donnie: Nah, it couldn’t be him-
Raph, from a distance: You ridiculously stupid moron!
Donnie: No, it's him.
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With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Harry Potter, probably
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Mags: Stay where I can see you
Finnick: What are we kids?
Mags: Kids are baby goats. They’re cute and have redeeming social value. You lot are definitely not kids
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Jack: Newsflash, I have no plan. Everything I’ve done in the past five… maybe eight years has been me making stuff up as I go along
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I think we all know how this ends
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Weiss: This is the third time you’ve been suspended for fighting.
Ruby: You’d think I’d be better at it by now.
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Wei Wuxian: Are you stalking me?
Lan Wangji: ...yes.
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Sokka: So you’re not a monster, then what are you?
Azula: A survivor.
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Saix: You weren’t able to talk sense into Roxas?
Axel: Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death.
Saix: I see. You tried the diplomatic approach.
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Gale: I might have a plan, but we’ll need a distraction. How are you at bluffing, lying, and talking trash?
Astarion: I’ve been told those are my most attractive qualities.
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Hansol: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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Green Lantern; That sounded like Shayera.
The Flash; Nah, Nah, it couldn’t be her.
Hawkgirl, from the distance: You ridiculously stupid moron!
The Flash: no its her.
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Hyamitch: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later
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Daughter Dooley: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
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