So my entire social group at college is Jews. Natural response because of the *waves hands* the times. But that would be very very suspicious to my fundamentalist Catholic parents who do not know I’m converting to Judaism.
So.. I lie. But to be honest. Not that well. Here’s from best to worst my several performances in this game.
1. My father came into town and took me and my best friend out to dinner.
My dad: so how did you meet Meg?
The both of us: uhhh
Meg: i cut her in the waffle line
Me: yeah and then she started just talking to me all the time and I couldn’t shake her.
(This happened but at Shabbat dinner)
2. I was going to a restaurant with a friend from a different school who I met at a Torah study night.
my mom- so how did you meet Laura?
Me- *panicking* Hot dog event.
Mom - … hot dog event ?
Me- yes.
3. One of my good friends is a co-president of Hillel and is, predictably, a nerd.
Mom- so where did you find this Leor person?
Me- (on the phone with this detective as I’m walking around with Leor, see they’re wearing a Spock scarf) Star trek club!
Mom- you’re in Star Trek club!?
Me- well, you see, there wasn’t ever a second meeting.
4. I think this might be my worst ranking performance yet. I have a friend, Hao , and we were meeting up to go to a rabbi’s house.
Mom- this is a guy!? How’d you meet him!?
Me- ducks. We were feeding ducks.
Mom- I don’t think that there’s .. ducks where you are?
Me- they were on tour.
Mom- the ducks.
Me- yeah, the university actually hired a company to take them around campus for mental health therapy. I think it really worked actually.
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Bee Kingdom
Bug Fables NPC Collab [11/23]
Background - @schematikart
Editor - @flame-shadow
Character Credits
Madame Jaune - @mizzle-moths
Dr. H.B (Honeybee) - @milatheartsy
Crow - @mizzle-moths
Professor Honeycomb - samy00000008
Hawk - @deadofreddo
Chubee - @motheatencrow
Beette - simplyandrxw
Artia - samy00000008
Fluffy - @mizzle-moths
Dashy - @trapitorag
Aebees - @ghost-of-hallownest
Guard Bee - @lemmykirby
Jud - @ghost-of-hallownest
Huni - enrique2205
Yap - @lemmykirby
Vilma - chibiscuit
Beil - @coozycoolz
Sasha - @milatheartsy
Bib - @mizzle-moths
Elias - samy00000008
[click here to see the entire collection]
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Alexander Skargård – Judith 2000 - Ante Lindström via svt (x) and thanks to favescandis (x)
Lika fantastisk nu som då, eller hur? 😍
Dramaserien Judith (från år 2000!) / Sista dagarna på SVT Play
Just as amazing now as then, right? 😍
Drama series Judith (from the year 2000! ) / Last days at SVT Play
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heather propaganda
Everyone focuses on JD as the unhinged bitch in this musical, and like for good reason he's my horrible evil meow meow terribleman, but. Girlypop is the femjoker of Heathers. she's a BITCH she's ICONIC she HAUNTS VERONICA'S PSYCHE she ABSOLUTELY ROCKS ALL HER OUTFITS she scares EVERYONE she's my giiiirl . if she hadn't had the underhand of being hungover and not having a good grasp on JD yet, she would've slaughtered him i am sure of it. also she has a chokehold on me and my entire friend group (several gay high schoolers) so really i think she's The icon for this new generation of musical fans
jud propaganda
LOOK if more people knew about the Oklahoma revival the world would not be able to handle the levels of musical joker that revival jud fry would reach. like??? sad incel who acts reprehensibly but is super tortured about it? pathetic scrungly man who's a complete social outcast and knows like ten people none of whom like him? ends the muscial by forcing his romantic rival (who he has a weird little gay thing with) to kill him in front of their entire community? ambiguously bisexual? people would be all over him. he ruined multiple people's lives including his own and served cunt doing it
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