#me after every other of my posts r shitposts

[emimii]

the only straight people in the world

#me after every other of my posts r shitposts #dcst #dr stone #taiju oki #yuzuriha ogawa #dcst taiju #dcst yuzuriha #do they have a shipname? #yuzutaiju #? #i dunno actually #i figured it out #yuzutai

[professor-walten]

just a seventeen year old forced to save the world, again, you know how it is.

he/him only, don't let the tits fool you ✨

Lee's my real dad lol. If I ever say "dad" I mean Lee.

Owner of Motostoke's one and only Hop Walten Labs. Ireland's Pokémon researcher, rescuer, rehabilitator, and releaser. Giving every Pokémon a chance is my job and passion. I am a Pokémon rights activist and I believe in league abolition. You would know if you read my book. Nobody in Galar really has. Legally classified as a "shiny hunter," but it's just conservation efforts

Callaghan Psychics know all of the known universe. Not other universes, I guess. That's kind of why I'm here? The multiverse kinda needs us atm

DID system. There are ten of us here if that matters to you. If you want to ask questions about it take this guide. Not being specific on ages because like none of us are normal humans lol

🌨️ - Tori, she/her, adult | 🌌 - Janus, thon/thonself (they/them if that's difficult), adult | 🐐 - Tobey, he/they, teen | ⚾ - Marcello, he/him, teen(adult) | 🪙 - Auryn, he/him, adult | 🍀 - Ryan, he/him, adult | 🔥 - Rin, he/she/they, adult | 🐉 - Zabi(maru), she/he, teen(adult) | 👻 - Aoife, she/her, child

And me of course -(🐏)

The fate rests in the balance of a bunch of mentally unstable children. It always has, huh? My work is important to me, and so is understanding the multiverse, so you can always give asks about either. Cool 👍

[ooc under the cut :3]

pfp is a gift from bunnyhasaknife on instagram

disclaimer banner art is commissioned from littlebumblebe9

account banner is just dubwool from the anime

EDIT FOR CLARITY: The start of PULT takes place 3 and 1/2 years after the events of Pokémon Sword and Shield. Everything about the games is history. Leon isn't the champion, Hop is a professor, etc etc. Keep it in mind

EDIT 2: this will generally be lighthearted but the lore for hop in PULT is quite serious to certain topics like drugs miiiight end up being brought up. I'll tag each post with (tw __" so you can block it if you need to

HI, I'M HOP! Yes, my actual name is Hop too. He/him for admin as well. I've been wanting to make one of these for ages but only just now got the balls lolz. A little rotomblr/rotumblr based on my characterization of Hop for my Pokémon AU I've been working really hard to write, Pokémon Unown Legends Tale!! Read about it on my main @irlkisukeurahara I have a tag for it. I don't want to post it officially until the Unova book is done so I can provide weekly updates, so for now I wanted to make a little RP thing for it to kinda get people interested I guess

This blog 100% will spoil some aspects of it but I mean whaddya gonna do. I won't spoil major plot beats.

This is mostly just shitposting and talking about my character lore because I'm really attached to it. Having roleplays with stakes is fine but for the most part this is just silly behavior

Since the multiverse is canon in PULT I love the idea of other Hops/professor Hops/literally anyone interacting here and whatnot!! Who gives a shit about doubles I'm here to be silly

No explicit NSFW, sexual or self sexualizing jokes r fine but propositions or shit like that are obviously not

Hop has a bunch of ships in this universe (polyamory not a gay harem anime) - two OCs + two canons + one of his alters. Feel free to ask about em lol

The ships: Bede, Arven, Miles, Nico, Marcello

Feel free to ask DID questions here in or out of character, I just make Hop like this because I have DID too lol

I might say "fag" once or twice but otherwise no slurs plzplzplz but swearing is obviously fine because I will do it A LOTTT

If this gets any traction I'll make Leon and Arven accounts too

Pokémon teams: (some characters share Pokémon)

✨ = shiny

Hop

Doesn't have a full team because he isn't a trainer but his 3 main Pokémon are

Dubwool ♂️, elderly Pokémon he got from Leon as a birthday gift at 3, can use Electro Ball like a god

Azumarill ♀️, a chipper girl who saved his life

[✨] Saakash/Spoons (Alakazam) ♂️, reincarnated dead 7 year old boy with a major attitude problem, Hop's half brother (yeah.)

Tori

[✨] Kurama (Alolan Ninetales) ♂️

[✨] Toshiro (Glaceon) ♀️

[✨] Ryu (Kommo-o) ♂️

[✨] Ravenmore (Umbreon) ♀️

[✨] Saakash (Spoons) ♂️

[✨] Yukina (Froslass) ♀️

Janus

Cruinne (Cosmalenia) [Fakemon] ♀️

Supernova (Metagross) ♂️

[✨] Saakash (Alakazam) ♂️

[✨] Ravenmore (Umbreon) ♀️

[✨] Cosmo (Espeon) ♀️

Rukia (Clefable) ♀️

Marcello

Bucky (Crobat) ♂️

Doomshell (Cloyster) ♂️

Thunderstrike (Electrode) ♂️

Furyblade (Scizor) ♂️

Kickzilla (Hitmonlee) ♂️

Velvet Vogue (Lopunny) ♂️

Auryn

[✨] Goldbricker (Steelix) ♂️

Crypto (Gholdengo)

Ponzi (Corviknight) ♂️

[nickname incoming] (Alolan Raticate) ♂️

[nickname incoming] (Scrafty) ♂️

[nickname incoming] (Honchcrow) ♂️

Ryan

[✨] Kagome (Clefable) ♀️

Hawkeye (Decidueye) ♂️

Luffy (Infernape) ♂️

Aizen (Malamar) ♂️

[nickname incoming] (Weavile) ♂️

[✨] Kisuke (Mimikyu) ♂️

Rin

Sesshomaru (Houndoom) ♂️

[✨] Shippo (Ninetales) ♂️

Hashira (Blaziken) ♂️

[✨] Val (Delphox) ♀️

[half shiny] Usagi (Cinderace) ♀️

Helios (Volcarona) ♂️

Zabimaru

Hihiou (Vaporeon) ♀️

Nozarashi (Haxorus) ♀️

[✨] Hiei (Hydriegon) ♂️

Kommo-o ♂️

Harley (Garchomp) ♀️

[✨]Shenron (Dragonite) ♂️

Aoife

[✨] Kisuke (Mimikyu) ♂️

[✨] Seanchaí (Spiritomb) ♂️

Fomorian (Golurk)

Shadow (Hisuian Typhlosion) ♂️

Morrigan (Gengar) ♀️

Caelum (Cursola) ♀️

#pinned post #professor hop #rotomblr #rotumblr #pokeblr #pkmn irl #pkmn rp #pokemon irl #pokemon roleplay #pokeblogging #pokeblog rp #Pokemon Unown Legends Tale

[transboykirito]

it's the last couple of hours of 2024 and i made a post earlier about it already, but. holy fuck i love you guys. more than i have words for. you mean the world to me. thank you for being there for this messy, hectic, exciting, heartbreaking year.

this year i left my unhappy relationship, shaved my hair, started testosterone, found out i am in fact allergic to testosterone, made a solid concrete plan of moving to new york, fought for my life buying taylor swift tickets, saw my chemical romance in concert, started making porn (and i am working on being unashamed to say this but it's truly my dream job), broke my back, and then i ended the year with a suicide attempt. woohoo. what the fuck happened.

this year is the hardest year i've had since 2021. and 2021 was fucking hell. but it's the last day of 2023 and i'm sitting at my dining table with my cat dozing on the chair next to me, i have my last ever drink on the table and i know when the clock hits midnight, i'm going to really be sober, and i just replied to an email about an official model partnership with a studio, the pay from which will be enough for me to move out of my abusive household next year.

i mean it genuinely, i didn't think i'd be here writing this. after my attempt, aside from not wanting to have survived, i wanted to delete everything and just disappear. i was convinced i didn't belong anywhere, and that people would be happier without me around. it was you incredible, beautiful people who, with your words and kindness and effort and care, who made me stay.

and i'd like to thank a few people specifically. i love every single one of you, and i cherish you all dearly, but there's a few people in particular id like to give my standard shoutouts to (i do this every year and it's not any kind of preference or favouritism, you've all impacted my life and year more than i know how to say, i love you all)

este, @petewenstz - you are the stars. you are the kindest, sweetest soul and i can't believe we've been friends for two years!! your messages that day were so important and impactful and i can't thank you enough for the rationality and grace you handled it with. it was so so overwhelming and you made it less so. i love you, you are starlight and sunshine. i can't wait to see what i can say next year for three years, because every time we spoke this year made me heart feel so light. in the words of our favourite goth-punk blondie, please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognise anywhere.

red, @xeolf - i love you forever too. i hope we get to meet next year when i'm on my trip, or maybe when i've moved next year. maybe both. you've given so, so much joy and laughter this year that i can't even begin to comprehend how one person on the other side of the world can become so special to me so quickly, despite my best efforts to be detached. you said something a little while ago, in the tags of a post you reblogged from me asking what season reminds you of prev. and, somehow, your response was what made me feel a little more real and human during an episode when i felt like i was some kind of puppet precariously dangled on an invisible string. i think of you whenever i read phantm bullet r any f the web novels. i appreciate you and your words more than you'll ever know.

gabe, @adorabl8dthirsty - we've only just started to really talk, so you're about to learn first-hand how fucking awkward i am, and here's the first example of that. when my friend told me you'd reached out and asked about me i broke down in hysterical sobs. believe it or not, i've wanted to be your friend, i was just so shy to reach out bc i thought you were too cool for me. i'm really glad we talk now. ily, and thank you for being there for all my bullshit and shitposts and meta and everything this year and somehow still wanting to be friends. ily.

aj, @thegayfromrulid - i know this year as been so hard on you and you've deserved none of it. i love you, as unwaveringly as i have since we first met when i was a shy young teenager. this is my last year even being a teenager, i'm twenty in two months. i wouldn't have made it without you, dude. does the adulting thing ever get easier? i have to believe it will. i'm so glad you've had moments of happiness this ear, you deserved them all and even more. i hope next year is gentler to you.

ant, who won't see this because you don't have tumblr - i love you so fucking much, bro. thank you for waking me up by jumping on my bed and whacking me with pillows. thank you for being there when i broke down over my cane. thank you for giving me the disney channel sibling bond i always wanted so badly. thank you for teaching me to restring a guitar, for singing nelly with me in the kitchen, for letting me take you to footy, for letting me see you crying and upset and vulnerable. i love being your brother. i'm so glad your mom lowered her standards enough to marry my dad.

and sugou, the fictional character i despise enough to keep going out of spite - thanks for being an asshole. thanks for being hot enough to make me want to cosplay you. this year, you helped me weirdly heal a part of myself that i gave up on more than a decade ago. i'm better and braver than you, and i'm stronger than my fear of you, and thank you for letting me realise that this year. ps go fuck yourself <3

happy 2024 to us all. i love you guys.

love, taylor

#personal #not sao #i love ever single one of you more than words can even say

[kafus]

oh hey ive been meaning to ask is there an easy or preferred way to get into kamitsubaki lore esp for vwp. ive tried to skim the website like 3 separate times & only picked up the very very basics

ok so the problem with kamitsubaki lore is that literally like Most of it that is direct and not just implied thru music videos/twitter posts happened in a fuckign ARG that is... kind of lost media kind of not. the kamitsubaki city ARG took place on a website where players were given new... riddles and tasks called Qs every day for the month of october in 2021 and that website is now inaccessible but people i know archived and translated all the content they could so it's still viewable in some fashion. a couple of my friends practically singlehandedly edit the kamitsubaki fandom wiki and you can find all the "story fragments" (cutscenes from the ARG with direct story) translated here (oh and there's also lost media from before the ARG from kaf's old fanbox page that is now inactive/lost media... i have all of the images from that but they aren't all typeset yet so i'd have to get back to you on that one. it's dubious whether all that stuff is still canon anyways, a lot of it seemed conceptual before kamicity was properly outlined. one day i'll compile all this shit somewhere for everyone to have easy access since the wiki is kinda eh for it)

when you said "skim the website" i assume you're talking about the website for the narrative TTRPG stuff? perhaps? sorry kamitsubaki has websites all over the place it's kind of a disaster. i can't give too much information on this one honestly, my japanese isn't good enough and i'm a little bit behind, but afaik other than the tutorial after you sign up which walks you through a scenario with one of the girls as TTRPG practice, the rest is just... TTRPG stuff. like you making up stories with other players within the setting and whatnot. you'd have to browse through it. (eventually there's going to be some sort of small video game related to all of this. exciting. who knows when that'll happen)

there is also some stuff to do with the cr/ypto project that's loosely correlated with kamitsubaki city i guess but not really you can ignore that. and i would ignore it. i do

otherwise it's kind of like vocaloid song series where the VWP music videos contain hints to lore/metaphorically show what's happening. occasionally art is posted to the hashtag # STORY_VWP on twitter too which contains art correlated with the actual story of kamicity.

if you want my basic breakdown and understanding, tldr the girls r summoned from elsewhere by a mysterious organization called the Restoration Foundation to use magic singing powers to restore life to a city, but the city is doomed to end in apocalypse from fishlike creatures called Tessaracters every single time and they're like. in a time loop with varying amounts of memory retrieval trying to save kamitsubaki city and go home. there seems to be a lot of significance with what clothes the girls are wearing in different media and etc etc

Sorry i'm sleepy and this is probably too long and also a mess. the reason it's a mess though is because VWP lore is a mess and that's part of the fun for me. if you have more specific questions about specific parts i probably can help with an answer though! i'm not as into it as some other people but the lore is still fun to theorize on and i like seeing symbolism in the music videos.

this isn't even touching on like. how there's the kaf membership manga canon which is just an official comic where vwp is in high school together. or otogibanashi which was a series of... spoken skits? that kaf put on at her concerts for a while and has yet to be concluded and is a completely different universe from the rest of the vwp lore. Truly an enigma

by the way look at this video of one of my fandom friends posting a shitpost gif we made into the japanese kamicity ARG discord chat during a livestream. we made kaf laugh. the joke is that parrot was so annoying you don't want to know. i am so proud of this communityjsfdksdf

#asks #red-dyed-sarumane #sorry again for the mess omg #kiki was here #this may not have helped at all LOL

[softlymono]

If you've been on the internet for a while you've probably seen this image:

It's been floating around on the internet as a meme about people who believe in conspiracy theories. But there has been a lot of contradictory statements made about the presentation of the "conspiracy theory" portion, with many asserting that the original image depicted the Star of David, as a reference to the prevailing antisemitism within people who believe in conspiracy theories. And that the edit to change the Star of David to a unicorn was allegedly done by a far right redditor to erase this jab at antisemitism.

I thought it would be interesting to actually search up the memetic spread of this image and see how it had evolved up to this point from its origin. Also I fell into this rabbit hole and I'm taking everyone down with me

Disclaimer: I am not Jewish, American, nor confident that my research is 100% accurate. Platforms die, posts are deleted, and Google Image Search can only go so far, so take all of this with a grain of salt.

The original image that this meme comes from is from the graphic design company gapingvoid, illustrated by Lead Artistic Director Hugh McLeod, on the 22nd January 2014. This introduced the foundational image, the dots and connecting lines.

This was then edited by illustrator Brian Somerville to expand on the graphic. My source is from 28th April 2014, and the original blogpost where this was published has seemly been taken down/is broken, so this image could have been created anywhere before that. This expands upon the original's idea to include Data, Insight, and Wisdom with minor edits to the original image, and is only missing the iconic "Conspiracy Theory" portion of the image.

After this point, the timeline gets messy. The image explodes into a meme, check out @informationversusknowledge-blog for some documentation of the various edits of this meme. None of the images on this blog have either the unicorn nor the Star of David.

Many people attribute this Imgur image as the original, depicting the Star of David, dated to 2020.

But the artifacting bothered me, as the quality of the Star's line art not matching the rest of the image is a dead giveaway that the image was another edit of some other post where the Star of David was added. (Also, if anyone knows who the signature Nagy belongs to that would be interesting to know!)

According to TinEye, the earliest recorded instance of the Star of David in the meme on the internet seems to have been 24th September 2015. And two days later on the 26th, the image was posted to Reddit on r/funny, with the OP taking a heavily antisemitic tone and seeming to confirm their belief that Jews were literally behind every conspiracy theory. The post had no reference to any original artist.

It makes sense to me that this would be the original image that was appended to Somerville's edit, as this image is smaller, and bashing the two together would create that uneven artifacting effect.

The well known unicorn version of the meme was identified by TinEye to have first been posted to Reddit r/funny on the 14th of August 2020, far after the Star of David version. This post does not have any explicit antisemitism that I could identify, aside from the copious illuminati and conspiracy theory memes in the comments.

In conclusion

It seems that people who thought that the meme with the Star of David came first were right, but the perception that the original image was suppose to be a criticism of antisemitism seems to have been false, as the image was created to be solely antisemitic.

Perhaps this could have been more obvious to actual Jewish people, but I had no idea about the harmful intent behind the original meme. Dogwhistles can mean different things to different people, to me all I could perceive was a funny meme, but the actual antisemites who created this meme felt validated in their beliefs. Seeing them shitpost about how "jews are behind everything" and posting photos of their "proof" was...chilling.

Maybe it's all up to interpretation. Some Jews actually did find it funny because they thought it was meant to criticise conspiracy theorists.

I don't know.

I just feel sad.

#internet history #memes #information vs knowledge #antisemetism tw #antisemitism #oh wow words

[trillgutterbug]

tagged by @malewifemanhunter ty!!

name: trill q gutterbug, the q stands for queer

star sign: who knows or cares

height: 5'10, which means i can definitively say coffee doesn't stunt your growth, even if you start drinking it age 4

time: 9:38am 😓 i do NOT want to be awake rn but the rest of my family is gone atm so the grisly burden of letting the chickens out at ass o'clock fell to me. (eta it is now 12:13 bc i fell asleep for two hours before posting this)

birthday: the day laura ingalls wilder was wed

favorite bands/artists: of montreal, why?, clipping., and nine inch nails are the eternal faves i can't get sick of, but im also tremendously partial to kendrick and lil nas and hozier and mcr and twenty one pilots and the like. also i listen to a lot of chillhop and electroswing, because im a good person with good taste

last movie: i think mad god, which was fantastic and completely incomprehensible. i don't usually have the attention span to sit through a movie if im watching it alone, so.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (eg, the way i still have to finish everything everywhere all at once, which i got an hour into last week, enjoyed tremendously, then got up to walk around and listen to a podcast and play a video game and jerk off or whatever the fuck, and just haven't gone back!)

last show: i believe the latest ep of what we do in the shadows.... or maybe sunny? or euphoria? whatever it was, i was watching it with jackie im sure!

when did i create this blog: idk where to find that info, but im p sure 2014, after LJ shat the bed and i dipped from active fandom for a couple months and when i came back it was like.... owo where'd everyone go?! here, apparently.

what i post: constant thirsty nonsense about a rotating string of fandom obsessions, shitposts, sometimes a bit of tumblr-brand anarchism and socialism bc even the junkfood buffet churns out a smidge of healthy caloric content every once in a while

last thing i googled: i don't use google but the last thing i duckduckgo'd was........ where's wade wilson from, bc i saw something that said vancouver and one of the movies implied regina but i swear to GOD i know it's winnipeg from some other source. results annoyingly inconclusive.

other blogs: @truelevelb1tch, my rick and morty side, which is going to pop off again in a MONTH (!!!!!!!!!) when s6 starts dropping 😱😱😱. i do not apologise for the person i become when r&m occurs, fair warning

do i get asks?: not enough to worry about, thank goodness

following: idk where to find that info either, but it's probably a few hundred, the vast majority of which are inactive at this point. i probably see <50 blogs on my dash??

average hours of sleep: like eight, which is NOT enough for me, but it varies wildly between 5 and 10 depending on what im doing for work on a given day/whether i have to get up early for animal-related reasons/if im up reading fic until 3am/time of year/blah blah

instruments: flesh flute....,,,

what i’m wearing: nuthin

dream job: I Do Not Dream of Labour

dream trip: i hate travelling! but i am partial to visiting my cousins' farm on the reg, so let's say that

nationality: canadian

favorite songs: the trapeze swinger by iron and wine has been my fave song for about ten years. it's almost ten minutes long and if stats across various laptops and ipods and phones could be collated, it would show a playcount in the thousands lol. i first heard it as the closing music on the amazing podfic for the inception fic presque vu and it gutted me on the spot. ode to the mets by the strokes is also on the same trajectory. otherwise, my fave songs come and go in the usual way, by liking something and listening to it repeatedly until i can't stand it. (eta: just went into my music app to see if i'd forgotten anything, and literally the only thing on my "most played" list is the trapeze swinger, so...)

last book i’ve read: currently reading (aside from the massive eternal stack of ww2 ref books) the half life of valery k by natasha pulley and grimscribe by thomas ligotti. most recently before that i read borne by jeff vandermeer, the kingdoms by natasha pulley, blood meridian, the d&d 5e player's handbook, and some postapoc scifi thing that was so forgettable i genuinely cannot conjure up the name of it or its author!!

top 3 fictional universes i’d like to live in: idk, they all seem uniquely bad in ways that do not necessarily improve upon the unique ways in which our current universe is bad. but to be sporting i'll say star trek of course, anything jared harris is in bc i want to fuck him more than im afraid of space terrorists or freezing to death or nuclear radiation, and the fictional universe i've been manifesting in my imagination for years where we never invented agriculture and i died at birth for simplistic umbilical cord-related reasons

lowkey tagging @kaasknot, @collapsinghorizons, @mollynoble, @twobrokenwyngs, @pohjanneito, @lingua-mortua, @sloppyplanetary, @alakeeffectgirl, and @quiescentire

#meme

[binch-i-might-be]

IM GONNA CRY I TYPED AN ENTIRE ASK ABOUT THIS BEFORE AND TUMBLR FUCKED UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT MY BRAIN IS A FUCKING WAR ZONE RIGHT NOW WITH NEURONS SCREAMING AND WHIZZING YOU THINK I CAN ARTICULATE MY MIND ENOUGH TO DO THIS AGAIN???

No but I will ❤️

Okay so I've been thinking™ about the reincarnation au particularly about the one where gwash kills John (fun I know). My brain has been hyperfixating and I've been crying. Serotonin who? Haven't seen that bitch in a month 🥰🥰

So I do need time to properly articulate my thoughts but here's some shit I have so far

Alex practically lives with John for a while after finding him because he needs time to process all this and figure out how to face everything at home

John calling Alex "darling" softly while absolutely clinging to him and Alex almost sobbing and saying "do that again. Call me darling again"

They're all over each other's social medias (also applies for normal reincarnation au. I have some specific posts in mind but will need time to properly think about them and explore them)

God the dynamic between Alex and Gwash is so fucking complicated and so interesting and something I want to explore when my head isn't fucking pounding.

Alex has a Tumblr (fight me on this) and Patsy and Jacky absolutely hunt it down because he's been posting about John and following each and every update and they're just happy for him while they also miss him. They keep Martha and George updated on him from time to time too because they are worried. Not a lot, just that he's alive and fine.

Alex has Trauma from all that and like eventually he's not like in the same place as John for the night (I don't know how to phrase this arghhhh. Does he go back? Where is he? No clue) and he has a nightmare about losing John all over again and straight up panicking. The nightmares aren't unusual ofc it's just they were there for each other during the others. Now Alex is like panic™ and he calls John in the middle of the night and they both fall asleep on the call

John cannot be in the same room as Gwash without sort of freaking out at first.

Okay good night I'm very tired ❤️ (so sorry for this oof)

OH NO 😭 HELLSITE OUR BELOATHED

what a wonderful thing to fixate on /j but yeah I get that! we are nearing the anniversary of me writing bud bloom wither and I mean I was basically fixating on an au about a dead baby for a month straight lmao

ok ok hrhskdhfjf let's go gays

yeah absolutely. he can't be home right now, and he ESPECIALLY can't be away from John right now

OUCH. ALSO YES

yeah!!!! they're annoyingly in love and both of them will just post random pics of the other because like. look??? at their boyfriend??? look how pretty?? b o y f r i e n d (omg feel free to share once you're ready!!)

hhhh yeah it's. fucked. it's fucked! because that's his dad and he loves his dad but 200 years ago he took the most important thing in Alex's life from him. he thinks he can understand why he did it; he wanted to protect him, he always just wanted to protect him, but this is unforgivable. they aren't the same people as they were back then, but still. how is he supposed to move past this. he can't force his boyfriend to make nice with the man who murdered him. he won't.

no you're correct, of course he does! I think Patsy probably already follows him, but she won't give Jack the url until she's entirely certain he's on their side. they're just looking at his incoherent shitposting broken up by rants about how much he loves his boyfriend and going "yeah he's definitely alive" to their parents lmao

awww baby :( baby boy :( maybe they go on facetime and John looks all soft and sleepy and it calms Alex down immediately. meanwhile John wishes he could reach out and wipe Alex's tears :((

understandable! he probably tries to be chill because on some level he doesn't want to admit that he's affected by this, but. no no he cannot be in a room with gwash, he can't.

ahhh get well soon!!!! <33

#cannot believe the reincarnation au is developing branches now as well. when will it end when will it end #alex (my sweet boy) #john (alex's emotional support himbo) #reincarnation au #ask #evie!

[stina-is-a-punk-rocker]

books i actually like

A solid 97% of my ‘book reviews’ (for lack of a better term) are bound to be just me bitching about said book for way too long with way too many expletives, because books I genuinely adore rarely invoke the visceral reaction within me that causes so many of my ‘reviews’ of books I don’t like to be so impassioned and long-winded. Here’s to kicking this dumpster fire off with a little positivity, because that will be little and far in between henceforth.

Harry Potter – J. K. Foul Thing I never understood how someone could appreciate the art and not the artist until Harry Potter. JKR’s dead to me, but the seven original (and only, because I refuse to accept the flaming pile of dog shit that was The Cursed Child as canon) books remain i c o n i c. And you’ll probably witness a LOT of Harry Potter-inspired shitposting on my part if you decide to stick around, because Harry Potter trivia makes up a solid chunk of my personality, and I like to shove my fandoms in other people’s faces. Again, I’m cute like that.

The Diary of a Young Girl – Anne Frank By some odd coincidence, my mum got me Anne Frank’s diary for my 13th birthday, and I always felt like a Super Special Snowflake because of that. Obviously, I can’t relate to being Jewish and in hiding during WWII, but there’s a lot of Anne’s views and thoughts that… resonated with me (ain’t that the most basic-ass description of a book, ever). There’s always the lingering sadness while reading because you know how her story comes to an end, but it’s a book that’s still stuck with me six years later, and for the rest of my mortal life.

The Book Thief – Markus Zusak Why Must I Adore Books That Give Me Naught but Pain: An Autobiography.

Freak the Mighty – Rodman Philbrick Ditto.

Bad Alice – Jean Ure When I first saw the cover, I expected a lighthearted, cheery book. I was very much mistaken. Duffy, a self-proclaimed ‘oddball’, and Alice, another self-proclaimed ‘oddball’, are easily two of my favorite fictional characters, ever. The subject matter is pretty damn dark and rereading the book as an adult is actually kind of scary, but it’s so well-written and engaging and this sounds like I’m an elementary school teacher writing a report card so I’m just gonna stop here.

Tiger Eyes – Judy Blume A true Relic of the angst-riddled phase of my adolescence (I say as if I am not still going through said angst-riddled phase). I’ve been a fan of Judy Blume’s work since one of the girls in my third-grade class bestowed upon me Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing; growing up, I’ve become more detached from Blume’s work but Tiger Eyes is a book that’s never gotten old for me. Davey, the angst-riddled adolescent protagonist, is also stubborn and headstrong and angry and scarily relatable to myself at her age, though under wildly different circumstances.

Changeling – Philippa Gregory I’ve read a couple of Goodreads reviews on the Order of Darkness series, and I’ve garnered that Philippa Gregory fans (Philippans? Philipinos?) are not fans of the series. I can’t vouch for that, given that I’ve only ever read the said series, and I’m admittedly not a fan of books two through four (which is basically every book of the series published to date, exempting the first), but Changeling is a book I liked enough to attempt to handwrite it in a notebook back when I was 12 (I gave up after, like, two sentences because my hand started cramping), and also to try and write a ripoff, featuring an angsty young preteen girl with (short) wavy black hair and eyes like limpid tears (gee, I wonder who that could be) (my eyes are brown, though; I dunno why I wrote the self-insert to be blue-eyed).

The Secret History – Donna Tartt My first foray into dark academia; sadly, reading The Secret History before any other books in the (sub?)genre made every other book pale in comparison. What’s so special about The Secret History for me is that I hate every main character, with passion. Each and every one of them; not just Bunny, but Richard and Henry and Charles and Camilla and Francis and Julian can all go fuck themselves for all I care- but I find them so fascinating. The story and the way it’s written is pretty over-the-top dramatic and my struggling bilingual arse had to look up every tenth word or so, but I adore it with every fibre of my being. Well, the leftover fibres of my being that aren’t simping over Kim Seungmin.

A Series of Unfortunate Events – Lemony Snicket Does this count as the first step of my emo phase? Shoutout to the girl in seventh grade I sat next to for, like, two weeks, who lent me The Wide Window and got me hooked on the series.

Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll This entire book feels so trippy.

The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett It’s corny and Everything Works Out Swell for the Goody Guys in the End! in period-typical book fashion, but it got me through many a boring class in the spring of my ninth year of personhood, so I’ll always have a soft spot for Mary and Dickon and Colin and the rest of the gang. It also inspired me to Cultivate, and there are two pretty bougainvillea plants in my garden thanks to one Mary Lennox.

The Miseducation of Cameron Post – Emily M. Danforth Cameron Post: the lesbian baddie we all aspire to be.

Vicky Angel – Jacqueline Wilson Yet another shoutout to my seventh-grade seatmate for lending me her copy of Vicky Angel, which I read under my covers like it was a bloody nudie mag.

A Song of Ice and Fire – George R. R. Martin Where’s Winds of Winter, George?

Turtles All the Way Down – John Green Paper Towns used to be my favorite John Green book until I read Turtles All the Way Down last year. I adore John Green’s writing style (maybe not the #deep #woke #sadboi #middleclass #white #male #cisgender #heterosexual #personalityofabreadroll leads in a solid chunk of his books, though) and okay, so maybe Davis fits all of the above, but my true faves are Aza and Daisy and their dynamic.

To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee I keep calling this ‘HOW to Kill a Mockingbird’ in conversations and it gets really fucking inconvenient.

Coraline – Neil Gaiman I just wish I’d read this sooner than I did.

#book review #harry potter #coraline #john green #changeling #turtles all the way down #to kill a mockingbird #game of thrones #cameron post #vicky angel #the secret history #a series of unfortunate events #the book thief #anne frank #lgbt #historical fiction #fantasy #books

[maggiecheungs]

2020 ~everything~ wrap

i finally have time to do all of the tag games that people have tagged me in over the past month or so! i cannot for the life of me remember who tagged me in which one, so i’m just putting ~everything~ in one huge post. if i tag you anywhere then consider it a standing invitation to do whichever of these you haven’t done :) in fact, this is me issuing a standing invite to any of my followers who wants to do it :) also, thank you all!

Creator Wrap: Favourite Works

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (or so) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

this collection of philosophy quotes paired with thai bl series, (and its sequel) which is possibly my favourite thing i’ve ever made. for, uh, nerd reasons.

these gifted text post memes i made still make me laugh sometimes

this fic about green from 2gether, which i wrote in the notes app on my phone and published the same day. not my absolute best writing but i am very fond of it <3

i have a bunch fof friend zone dangerous area edits/shitposts which i like, but i’m particularly fond of my fzda as satire headlines (which now has a sequel!)

i also love my crisgood-walmart-lesbian post. i might send it in to gmmtv to try and convince them to do a crisgood-bffs spin-off

+ bonus: since i wrote this list i made this gifset (my first ever!) of jennie panhan in the shipper and i love her too much not to include her on here

+ extra nerdy bonus: this niche meme about Chinese philosophy, which still makes me crack up whenever I think about it

Favourite Creators/Follow Forever

i’ve completely lost track of who’s following who from which blog, so this is just going to be a haphazard, non-exhaustive list of people who i adore/admire/am vaguely intimidated by, mutuality be damned. maybe we talk all the time! maybe we’ve never interacted! maybe i am constantly there in ur tags... lurking... 👀... but if you’re on this list you have made me smile at least once this year and i love you for that alone <3

@wjmild kylie!! you make gifs of arm & tay & lee (separately or in various combinations) & the shipper & and kapook & random fluke pusit cameos & school rangers so i don’t have to <3 ilysm

@janeramida vianey, you have such impeccable taste in general, but your sizzy gifset in particular is so gorgeous it lives in my mind rent free

@applelapis bri, this post was a callout and i want you to know that it haunts me at night as i lie awake staring at the ceiling :((((( i hope you are happy

@gigiesarocha cata, i love it when you show up on my dash bc you have!! such taste!! also, every time you gif gigie i gain five years of life <3 pls continue doing the Good Work

@pvrrish​ eleni, i remeber legit thinking that this was an official poster when i first saw it, it’s so beautiful

@ahysopae​ juliette your khaithird fic is so good and it literally changed the way i think about khai (not an easy feat)

@kurosawadachi angel, whenever i think about grace’s speech i remember your gifset and get literal chills

@doctorbahnjit alexa, you have no right to be as funny as you are. your friend zone edits give me life

@khaotungthanawat sam, you’re probably sick of getting tagged in these lists by random strangers, but i just had to bc your gifsets are Pure Art

@tanwirapong roa, all your gifsets are so ✨iconic✨

faiza @asianmelodrama and rahul @petekaos! yours were the first two thai drama blogs i followed and for ages i lowkey thought of you as my fandom parents.

and some more blogs that make me happy: @curlykytta / @lee-thanat  / @fck-inspector-m / @pangwave / @tichawongtipkanon / @tawanv @kimmonv (violet istg i have spent more time this year trying to figure out how many blogs you have than i have spent admiring your gifsets. & i spend a lot of time admiring your gifsets) / @taytawan / @1akorn and @yihwas (and your radiant lovechild @lakornladies ofc) / @teh-ohaew / @vihokratanas (mel your gifsets are just so gorgeous) / @tootiredtoosadtooangry / @headcompletelyempty / @demiromanticmickey​ / and there are definitely more but my brain is a sieve so apologies if i’ve forgotten anyone!! i love you all!! 

2020 HIGHLIGHTS ✨

rules: list your top 10 shows (bl or not) you watched in 2020 (doesn’t necessarily have to be shows that came out in 2020 though!)

1. 2GETHER & STILL2GETHER

my first thai drama, and even after all the amazing shows i’ve watched this year, it still has a special place in my heart. watching 2gether was the first time i’d ever seen a queer romcom that just... was. for me, by the simple fact of its being, 2gether was revolutionary. and then still2gether came along and took all the best things about the first season and gave us something beautiful and quiet and lovely and just proved to me, once and for all, that queer happiness doesn’t need to justify its own existence. there can be gay cuddles on the beach for no other reason than that we want them. 

2. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

i don’t really have the words for this one but. it makes my heart so very soft.

3. FRIEND ZONE 2: DANGEROUS AREA

season one was mindless fun because everyone was an absolute trashfire and it was hella cathartic to watch, but season 2... wow. i love it for so many reasons: it has messy and authentic queer rep; the characterisation is excellent and i somehow care about all of the characters; amazing women taking centre stage(!); a wlw relationship with lesbian, ace and bipolar rep; multiple interesting plotlines; actual character development; arm weerayut as a chaos gremlin... absolutely one of my favourites of 2020.

4. CHERRY MAGIC

i don’t think i need to explain this one, which is fortunate, because i have no idea how exactly i’d describe the happy-warm-fuzzy-queer-seen-loving-affirmed-profound feeling that rises in my chest whenever i think about it. 

5. THE GIFTED: GRADUATION

confession: i liked season 2 more than season 1 (with the exception of the ending, which we don’t talk about). season 1 was enjoyable and interesting, but for me it was season 2 which made me love this series. it did some incredibly interesting and complicated things (even if it didn’t quite nail the landing): it pushed characters to the breaking point and wove so many layers into the story and questioned its own underlying themes. plus, watching it alongside everyone in the fandom made it 200% better. i love all of you and i love this show. egg girl 5eva.

6. THE SHIPPER

i 100% understand why so many people didn’t like this show, or found it problematic, but through some fluke it absolutely worked for me (even the ending). one day i will write an essay explaining my rationale, but for now i’ll just say that it’s one of my favourite shows about adolescence and queerness and identity and compassion and friendship and love that i’ve ever watched. 

7. YYY

this series is absolutely off its rocker, and it somehow managed to be one of the most affirming shows i’ve watched. it shouldn’t have worked by it did, and i love it so much.

8. 3 WILL BE FREE

absolutely iconic. amazing plot, stunning visuals, great characters, canon polyamory, jennie being incredible... what a series.

9. MANNER OF DEATH

i love the fact that this show exists; i love the mix of crime and romance; i love maxtul’s acting; i love the central relationship; i love bun. i know we’re not even halfway through yet, but this show is doing something special and i’m so grateful that i get to watch it unfold in real time. 

10. CHIHAYAFURU (SEASON 3)

odd one out on my list, but I had to include it. chihayafuru is my all-time favourite anime and it finally got a third season, which is somehow even better than the first two. mashima taichi is one of my favourite characters of all time and his storyline hits me on such a profound level. plus, in the years since i first say this show i’ve fallen in love with classical japanese literature (particularly heian poetry) so i had newfound appreciation for the karuta matches (aka i cried every time someone recited one of my favourite poems)

other favourites: together with me, he’s coming to me, sotus and sotus s, my dear loser: edge of 17, why r u, theory of love, wake up chanee!, gameboys, pearl next door, uta koi (anime), three kingdoms (2010), blood and water (netflix). (itsay would almost certainly be on my list if i’d had time to watch it. same with dark blue kiss, which i had to pause so i could do my assignments)

Final Thoughts

well, it’s been... a year (i don’t think anyone needs a reminder of the details) but writing this post has reminded me of all the amazing shows and people I discovered over the course of it.

thank you to everyone for being so lovely and creative and funny and quirky and kind and passionate. you’re all incredibly awesome people and i wish all of you the very best xx

#tag game #I think I was first tagged in one of these like three weeks ago? but I’ve been super busy #happy new year everyone #ellis talks #also I tried to keep this as short as possible bc otherwise I could have gushed for hours about you all #and this post is long enough already #but if any of you are in a low mood or want the unabridged version of my praise then message me & I’ll compliment you profusely to your face #:)

[monimolimnion]

tagged by my dearly beloved @clarionglass​ ♡

1. Why did you choose your url?  i was fourteen, unfortunately, and while looking for an url i looked up longest words in the dictionary. monimolimnion is the bottom layer of lake water that doesn't mix with the other layers (and is often saltier). the lonerism of it appealed to me, and as a result nobody has been able to spell my url for eight slutty, slutty years

2. Any side blogs?  Not ones I use often, but yes! this account is my true nest of shiny objects however there’s @sadghoststudios​, which is the account for my game development projecs! and also @grumpsasdogs, which was exactly what it sounds like (the game grumps in photos where they resemble photos of dogs). the project didn’t last very long but it was fun while it was active!

3. How long have you been on tumblr? what feels like forever but since uhh 2012 ish. second last year of school!

4. Do you have a queue tag?  i do! it is, imaginatively, #queue

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place? a friend (hi ash!) was on it and i wanted to reblog doctor who things. i think?? it was so long ago lmao

6. Why did you choose your icon/pfp? every time i see this art of franziska my heart leaps outta my chest. pretty easy choice (before then it was a christmas icon of NSP that stuck around for... five years after the holiday period ended, and then before that it was my first real internet icon, a button of daisy from mario that i made. she still exists on my ao3! the last bastion of daisydom...)

7. Why did you choose your header? it’s... eevee i think??? i thought the gif was cute, and i think i didn’t have a mobile header at the time. my header/sidebar image on my desktop blog is my oc wynne, who i wrote a whole ass novel about during quarantine and my blog title is from the Skyhill song Firefly, which came out when i was very emotionally malleable and it has been a part of my psyche ever since

8. What’s your post with the most notes? this shitpost during the #B00B69 sickness that swept the ace attorney nation. i like to think i contributed to fandom science, in my own way. (sorry collab)

9. How many mutuals do you have? no idea numberwise but i cherish each of y’all i really do

10. How many followers do you have? 440! most of them are bots or inactives left over from before The Great Pornageddon, but hi, anyone who still exists or who followed from after then! getting a little (1) in the activity is always a little boost for my neglected dopamine machine and i appreciate u greatly

11. How many people do you follow? 549! it’s. a lot!

12. Have you ever made a shitpost? unfortunately yes (see the above most notes q)

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day? i scroll to the end of my dash (usually), in short bursts before the dash gets too much for my laptop. praise jeebus for the ‘jump to where you left off’ button, when it works

14. Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? that would require me to actively interact with people on this site and i do not (with a few treasured exceptions) do that

15. How do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts? make me sad. make me anxious. do not enjoy

16. Do you like tag games? yeah dude even if i forget to actually do them 99% of the time. the act of being tagged is to be seen. it’s good

17. Do you like ask games? ^^^

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous? all of them are famous in my mind (but i think Jazz @ daddywright​ is like. sort of a big name fan in narumitsu circles! which is entirely deserved have you seen their writing)

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?  yes i do no i do not want to talk about it

tagging all of my mutuals! if you see this, you r tagged ♡

#momo talks #tag games are just an excuse to talk about yourself #which means they are fun and good :)

[elenyafinwe]

Fic Writer Review

Ohhh, thanks for the tag, @mira--mira! That sounds like a lot of fun.

1. How many fics on AO3?

too many 215

2. Total AO3 wordcount?

1.504.032 (that’s roughly the word count for the Stormlight series minus Rhythm of War .... Brandon, you’re insane. Yes, I always compare my word counts to those of Brandon.)

3. How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?

again too many

The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien (100)        

The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien (77)        

Original Work (35)  

Naruto (13)        

The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien (8)        

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (3)        

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (3)        

Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson (3)        

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (2)        

Die uralte Metropole - Christoph Marzi (2)        

Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game) (1)        

Among the Sleep (Video Game) (1)        

The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) (1)        

Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types (1)        

Underworld (Movies) (1) 

A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms (1)        

Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins (1)        

Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson (1)     

4. Top Five by Kudos?

Roots (195) (Naruto, HashiMada)

Wanderer in the Mist of Time (185) (Tolkien, Gen)

Krigsgaldr (124) (Naruto, HashiMada, TobiIzu)

The secret of the Hokage (78) (lol wat, that’s a silly oneshot, I didn’t put much effort in it :D)

Childhood memories (74) (Tolkien, Gen)

5. Do you respond to comments, why/why not?

I try to respond to every comment, even the short ones and even if it’s only a variant of “thank you for reading and leaving a comment”, because it’s super cool, if people not only stop by but also invest even that little more time!

6. What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

I have quite a few oneshots about all the tragedies in Middle Earth so probably one of those I guess. I mean ... the First Age is very dark. Looking at the texts I’ve already translated, that would maybe be Broken Souls (about Elwings foreboding sense of dread and her utterly broken family) and Until our last breath (about Elros’ death).

7. Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you've written?

Yes, I sometimes do and the only serious one is the third Earenis part (how ironically, it’s a Tolkien/Witcher crossover in which Ciri hops around and drags Eredin into Middle Earth and everyone is confused about Caranthir “What? The son of Feanor?” “Nooo, Eredin’s navigator!”). Okay, and Among the Sleep, which is a retelling of the game with the same name, but with baby Feanor. The craziest one? Dunno, maybe Gotta catch ‘em all, which is just an elaborated shitpost about Hashirama catching all the Bijuu with Pokéballs, because that’s how it sounds to me anyway :D The one I had the most fun writing was definitielly With the Mind of a Dark Lord in which Tobirama and Madara land in the place of Mairon and Melkor and have to work on how to get back because they really don’t want to deal with angry Noldor banging at the gates of Angband and all that other shit going on in the beginning of the First Age (although Madara had a bit of fun imposing Melkor xP). I really enjoyed writing the different styles, because, you know, Maedhros speaks entirely different than Tobirama and I liked to contrast that. Plus language. I absolutely love to run wild with languages! While writing that text I was wondering about how much deep lore shit I should put in it, because POV character is after all Tobirama and some people reading that text aren’t into the Legendarium at all. But then I decided to just throw everything in it and that’s why we have the Shibboleth in it and Tobirama gets called Þauron by Maedhros.

8. Have you received hate on a fic?

Yes. I post my texts online since 2009. It’s bound to happen from time to time. (You can't even block the annoying kids on FFde, one of the many reasons I left the side.)

9. Do you write smut?

I try at least as painfull as it is, ahahah :D Dunno if my smut stuff is good xP You have to tell me!

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not as far as I know. Let’s hope it stays this way.

11. Ever had a fic translated?

Well, I translate them myself, so ... :D Yes.

12. Ever co-written a fic before?

Indeed, yes. I had some fun projects back on Fanfiktion.de. For example an ex-friend and me grabbed a bunch of characters and started to write letters with that characters. Maedhros writing to Maglor and Maglor writing back with each of us picking one character. I don't know actually if I still have those texts, because, well ... I didn’t part on good terms with that person and left FFde anyway. But the idea itself was funny.

Oh! FFde has a forum and in my time there were some cool writing projects to be found there. One went this way: Person A starts a story and write the beginning of it, around 1000 words. Person B continues that with another 1000 words. Then comes person C and continues another 1000 word, but C only gets to read what B wrote. And so on. Sometimes really cool stories developed this way and sometimes it was uttlery hilarious bullshit, it was great!

13. All time favorite ship?

I CAN’T DECIDE! AHH! Okay, I just list my fave ships, that is

Elrond/Celebrían (token hets, lol)

Angbang

HashiMadaMito

TobiIzu

14. What's a WIP you want to finish, but don't think you ever will?

That’s a lie! I’ll finish everything! Okay, let’s be honest. Probably Tide’s change, the complete rework of my very first longfic. Somehow I completely lost interesst and I don’t know if I ever find it again.

15. What are your writing strengths?

Dialogue and emotional trauma. Finally my own traumas are good for something and it’s not for naught that I go suicidal from time to time! Woohoo! Okay .... maybe my sense of humor coping with my illness is not a very appropiate way ... Ahem. Anyway, I think I’m pretty good at writing emotions.

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

While I think I’m pretty good with single scenes up to OneShots (or that what’s becoming of my “OneShots” lately) I’m not sure if I manage to assemble all that into coherent long stories. It’s something entirely different to write a novel length fanfic like Roots and have such a big story arc over many, many chapters.

Also fights. I hate writing fights.

17. What are your thoughts of writing dialogue in other languages?

Hell, yes! I love to play with languages and Tolkien is a feast for that. Many characters grow up with different languages and therefore address other people differently. Usualy I have a spoken language as a main language, let’s say Sindarin. Then the whole text is written in German/English even when the characters speak Sindarin with each other. But sometimes they meat someone who speaks Quenya and they switch the language and then I have a lot of fun consulting my dictionary and trying to translate the dialogue into shitty Quenya. That’s called code switching in lingusitics and is fairly common. You speak differently with your friends than you speak with your boss. Usualy you don’t switch entire languages but sociolects, but anyway. I love to give my texts more depth with that phenomenon.

18. First fandom you wrote for?

Tolkien. Who would’ve guessed?!

19. Favorite fic you've ever written?

The right hand of death, my Elder Scrolls: Oblivion fanfic about Lucien Lachance. I am SO PROUD of that monster! it’s my biggest work ever (so far) and I’ve put so much effort in it. It totally flopped but I don’t care. It's still my best work. (Although I’m very invested into my Butterfly Verse atm as well.)

If you like I tag @do-androids-dream-ao3acc @yellow-feathered-faerie and @fingons-rad-harp and everyone who wants too!

#my writing

[azurowle]

@itsjustwokehomophobia Transcribing this post based off of our conversation this morning where you requested an image ID. This is my first time doing this, so my apologies if it’s not the greatest.

(@itsthevioletqueen if you would like me to add this transcription to your post let me know, and I apologize for accidentally posting it earlier - I’m not used to using Tumblr on my desktop. If you don;t want me to that’s fine.)

I decided to censor any slurs I found. I was initially not going to, because (a) this was the words of the 4channers, not me, and (b) I think ultimately censoring them would ruin the impact of what this is saying for itsjustwokehomophobia, but honestly, I really think that if the parts where they’re strategizing how to spread this don’t utterly disgust you, then the slurs sure as fuck aren’t.

Nevertheless, HUGE HONKIN’ TRIGGER WARNING FOR TRANSPHOBIA, HOMOPHOBIA, ANTI-SEMITISM, RACISM, AND FASCIST LANGUAGE UNDER THE CUT. IT’S 4CHAN, FOLKS, YOU KNOW HOW THIS GOES.

[Image ID: A series of five screenshots. The first is a screenshot of Twitter user @bluemoth5, sharing a series of screenshots from 4chan.

bluemoth5: Anybody that thinks #superstraight is a real thing, fuck off.

itsthevioletqueen: 4chan is at it fucking again

itsthevioletqueen: tw: transphobia and slurs v

The v points down to a “Read More” link.

Below the Read More are four screenshots taken from 4chan, from a thread titled “/SS/ super straight general.” The four screenshots depict a conversation started by an anonymous user with the ID “bjG0EDki.” The thread is as follows, using the anon IDs to differentiate who’s speaking:

bjG0EDki: >Making this thread before the other one hits the bump limit GOALS >drive a wedge between tr*nnies and other f*g groups >Redpill zoomers >Use the left’s tactics against themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights >Shitpost on social media >Hit mainstream status

WHAT THE FUCK IA HAPPENING

>zoomer on tiktok makes a new sexuality called “super straight” meaning one is only attracted to the biological sex, meaning no trannies >Countering the tranny logic that tr**ns are “real women

WHAT DO I DO

>spam this shit all over, make memes, retweet SS agents on twitter, post on every site imaginable

(The post contains a picture of an SS flag, with half of it black and half of it orange. The orange “S” is on the black background, and the black “S” is on the orange background.)

bjG0Eki: Kiwifarms already found out about this, contribute there too (URL not included to discourage others from going there)

Gdf7IUBH: bump

User whose ID is unknown: >hate tr*nnies for stealing their thunder. I think >Hitching the T wagon to the LGB train, and demanding it runs through equality station and all the way to nonceville. cover it better, but I get the gist

5nvQLkOk: Just spitballing my earlier concept

(The picture includes a half-black, half-orange flag with a stylized “S” that is half-orange, half-black.)

0bAuFtXq: DON’T FUCKING USE THE SS SYMBOLS JESUS CHRIST YOU STUPID N*****S THIS WILL STOP THE MOVEMENT SO FUCKING HARD STOP IT YOU ABSOLUTE R*TARDS USE SAFER AND F*GGOT-IER SYMBOLISM TO GET MORE AND DON’T FUCKING BE R**ARDED ACT HOW THEY ACT

User whose ID is unknown: >THIS WILL STOP THE MOVEMENT SO FUCKING HARD That’s why (((they))) are using it in the first place, goy

nJSj8C7f: (next to a simple half-black, half-orange flag) Just stick with this. We don’t need any stupid designs. It’s fine the way it is. This goes for everyone too. Quit it with the different variations and the cringe Nazi shit. If you want this to work, just leave it how it is.

QNaMStPl: don’t make it so easy, p*ta

a1VnYjBN: You fucking r**arded cockboy. You are doing this on purpose to undermine the super straight movement. Giving the tr*nnies ammunition they can use to make it seem like it is a nazi thing. They probably already have screen shots of this up on Twitter.

User whose ID is unknown: This is pretty gay equivalent of having a flag for believing in gravity, makes you look insecure.

WLTO0k0H: I know everyone’s desperate to do muh OC but shopping in the fashy symbols is r**arded you will stop this stone fucking dead r**ards saying media will call it a hate symbol anyway, yes, but AFTER it’s spread you radicalise people by not showing them radical material, but having them agree with reasonable material that is then revealed to be radical

S6ehmVhU: How do tr*nnies feel about bisexuals?

+5uv8B/s: Because you r**ards have already posted it on Twitter, poisoning the well. Any good points that may have been made by using tr*nny rhetoric against them is rendered moot because it’s all just “evil nazis behond (sp) the movement. Are you actually r**arded?

3hYo/HG3: didn’t realize that someone else already made a new thread

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#tw homophobia #tw transphobia #tw racism #tw antisemitism #tw fascism #tw slurs

[peachywander]

All asks

Holy shit, this will be so much fun B-) *cracks knuckles*

Ask me: FANDOM EDITION

A - Your current OTP

Uhhh pff,,, skeleton dance I think?? I mean sure, skelley dance is always my current OTP, ngl. They're basically made for eachother, hell, even craig himself wore tshirts and stuff with wander hugging hater ifthisisn'tcannonthenidkwhatitis

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

To be honest,, wander x beza. I used to dislike every wander x girl ship bcs I see him as gae and nothing else. But I have a friend who does lots of art with them so I think it grew on me more and more with time?? Now I think they would look cute together, even if i'm still not super big on it.

C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will

Wnder x domi. No comment, I despise it with all my heart 😂😂 Like I said earlier, I don't like most of wander x girl ships, and domi really hates wander. Sooo this ship simply doesn't make sense to me,, lmfao.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t

I think Twi x Flash from mlp. Yeah, I thought twi was cute when crushing on him in the 1st EG movie but they don't seem to have that chemistry I was hoping for. Plus I haven't seen any recent episodes of mlp in a long time, though I heard ppl say that he was mean to her once, if I remember well? Anyways, doesn't work so much for me.

E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

Besides memes/ shitposts, not really. Check @gunxball if you want to see posts of mine back when I was into gumball 2 yrs ago (golly i miss those times)

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

Probably su (2016-2019) or kid vs kat (2011-2014)

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

Why yes, of course I do. cosmo x wanda from fop. They were so adorbs together esp in the first 2 seasons. Don't like how they got so flanderized with time, their dynamic was absolutely destroyed, and my day was ruined when I found out.

H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series

I don't watch either lolol

But I think anime.

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

Dislike the fandom, not the show itself? Probably hzbin hotel. The show has a pretty neat concept and animation and it had such a big impact on my artstyle when I first watched it. But the fandom? Absolute hell. (pun intended)

From shipping wars, to pestering vivz, anything is possible. Glad I haven't actually interacted with that part of the fandom.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

Not a show but among us. Back in september/october last year, my tl was FILLED with among us, up and down. Made me a lil tired of it but once I tried playing that game, I couldn't stop. Also the owlhouse, fell in love with the artstyle and story.

K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom

I don't have a current fandom. Not feeling in the mood + school + inactivity bcs of school. So I'll say abt my latest fandom, which was animaney. Well, people were really nice, and they seemed to enjoy the reboot. Nothing more to say tbh,,

L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for

Ummm I don't really like giving rqs to my fave artists, i don't wanna bother them haha

M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist

I don't know aaaa, prolly toonipi but she also draws ocs, not just fanart.

N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor

Anything cute or sappy with skelleydance (NO nsfw)

O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of

Lasers and feelings. Skellydance again. It matches sO well-

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

I used to have a skatepark AU ft. su chars but never put anything over here. I still have the sketches from 9th grade lmao.

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

To be completely honest, Amydot. Up until s3 they really gave me possible ship vibes. They interacted a lot, and peri discovered her metal powers thanks to amy. But after s3 they hardly ever interacted anymore (besides that one ep from s5 with the kindergarden). I was so dissapointed, but hey lapdot isn't so bad anyway, right?

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

Back in 2014 I would have said chred from angry birds, definitely. Not many really shipped them, and when I saw some fanart of them on dA everyone would say "ew, gae". Well, 2014 everyone. I was always like "so?? i like that ship, what's the problem??"

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon

Uhmm, i headcanon darwin from tawog that he likes to yodel lol

T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships

I think my ships are 50-50, but here are some examples:

Larsdie

Stevnnie

Blckeye

Fluttrcord

Beeckard

Starc0

Tanyamao

Foxodile

Pennball

Carwin

U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships

Same as T. Another examples:

Skelleydance

Wnderingeye

Sylava

Lumty

Rupphre

Pearlmthyst

Badgrmao

Bubbline

Flutterdsh

Patbob

V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping

Lol no. Tbh, i'm not super big on shipping either. I only slighty like/dislike any ship i listed earlier (with the exception of skelleydance, i'm too in love with that ship)

W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

wakko warner (animaney)

wander (woy)

fluttershy (mlp)

amethyst (su)

bubbles (ppg)

X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

skelleydance (woy)

lumty (toh)

stevnnie (su)

Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from

kid cosmic (or maybe I do ship papa g w/ chuck), animaney, okko, gravity flls

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go

That one fan made episode from su called the smothering, it was so freaking amazing. It helped a lot in relieveing the pain of that big hiatus from 2017 (which was the biggest one, i literally turned into a skeleton waiting for new eps). Loved peri's needy personality, as well as lappy's playful one. It was so well written, like it could be perfectly fit as a role reversal episode in the main show.

#the reason i typed the ships like that is to not appear in the tags #ask

[kireihan]

mc headcanons: various social media

Bernadette

Aesthetic tumblr!!

pls i will be so soft

so many photos of soft, cottagecore stuff

has like 574389 mutuals and loves every single one of them

sneaks back to the human realm to take photos or buy things aaa

posts diys and embroidery patterns

her twitter from her emo phase is still floating around somewhere

Horizon

MAKES TIKTOKS DO NOT @ ME

3 am shenanigans with Solomon and Lia 

Actually has a little online gang with them

Grungy “enjoy your youth” vibes!!

Tweeting at ungodly hours lmaooo

honestly her tweets are like 99% shitposts and daily commentary on dumb shit 

probably shares a lot of activist stuff on her story

stars in some of beel’s workout videos

Julia

ngl,, doesn’t own a social media 

asmodeus runs one for her ahahahahahaha

but would probably post a lot of wicca magic type stuff? 

i mean she’s a literal witch

her spells do work and she’s a well known figure in the online witch community

TROLLS FORUMS 

If she did have her sight, a lot of photos with “help im third wheeling” with some couple in the background

videos of her spectating and laughing at other’s bullshit 

the mastermind behind a lot of pranks

Lia

ALSO MAKES TIKTOKS

takes part of solomon and horizon’s 3 am shenanigans

snapchat stories that start with “hahaha whipcream prank with bephie”

followed immediately with blurry video captioned “LMAO FUCK”

her instagram is suprisingly clean and mature sexy vibes 

has a decent following actually

is sometimes asked to discuss a controversy and her personal thoughts and the videos somehow get a lot more views than she expected oops

probably has a wattpad account

has a vlog youtuber

Reese

Youtuber/Deviltuber and a Twitch streamer 

Started small but eventually garnered a ton of attention due to his relaxing and wholesome commentary

the Markiplier of the devildom 

STREAMS WITH LEVI ARE THE BEST

Reese’s calm, wholesome voice just awkwardly laughing while Levi screaming on the other side

Takes part in a ton of gaming challenges!! Hear of some new group gaming tournament? bet your ass Reese is there

once fell asleep on stream and forgot to turn off the camera so his viewers caught a certain demon giving reese a kiss and chat went fucking wild

reese was really confused the next morning and was like “ah sorry guys i didn’t turn it off” and the chat is like “GO BACK YOUR BF CAME IN” and oop 

Sen

FOODBLOGFOODBLOGFOODBLOG

makes baking and cooking videos on instagram and posts recipes on another website

the mom mutual on twitter lol

really sweet and interacts with her followers

her stories consist of her cooking process and end with beelzebub appearing in the background and sen turning around having to chase him away from eating the raw croissant dough

“So my boyfriend ate the croissant dough so i made a new one, but the new one is turning out a lot better so i guess it’s ok”

sometimes stars in the other’s yt vid and sometimes joins reese and leviathan’s streams

eventually gets really big and is invited to be a guest judge on cooking shows and gets special treatment in restaurants/cafes sometimes

Usako

cosplayer! really famous one!! she’s tagged e ve r y where

t r a v e l b l o g

kind of an influencer

makes little resin crafts/decoden and posts process videos as a little side thing uwu 

her main instagram is filled with some skater girl edits and soft kawaii type stuff

also tweets at ungodly hours and spams the other’s threads with wholesome memes and cursed memes

has some discord servers and had to delete two of them after simeon accidentally let in some raiders smh

still salty about it lmfao

this is like the 3rd one but probably had a musical.ly and now a tiktok

Yen

ulzzang

definitely an ulzzang

probably really popular on douyin

has a soft youtube and does things like “storytime GRWM” type things

sometimes does hauls on her youtube and drags skincare products with asmodeus hgfhdjghskl

will usually start off her stories with something nice only for someone crash or lucifer’s “MAMMOOOOON” in the background 

running gag for everyone’s stories ngl ^

takes pictures of her s/o and everyone is thirsty for both of them oops

has muted twitter at one point because lia keeps blowing up her phone at like 3 am

#MC #Headcanons #Obey me #Sen #Yen #Usako #Reese #Lia #Julia #Bernadette #Horizon #Fluff

[midoriyaizukustan-inactive]

everyone shut the fuck up and CONSIDER trans girl iida

she supposes she always knew unconsciously that there was something different about her but she never rlly put much thought into it until some ppl in the class come out as trans* (like aoyama’s genderfluid, tokoyami’s a demiboy, nd tsu and jirou are trans girls)

and as class rep, but also (and arguably more importantly) their friends, iida wants to make sure she can make them as comfortable as possible abt coming out so she does some research nd stuff. like she knew trans people existed and were valid nd such before but she wanted to get more than just the basic facts

and shes happy for her friends! shes glad they trusted their class enough to tell them, shes glad she can be there for them. but she also notices that she feels rlly...weird? and she keeps doing research just because.......its interesting. but she doesnt know why she finds it so interesting?? and she gets kinda insecure abt that

so she keeps diggin into it and reads posts that trans ppl have made abt their experiences and just classic shitposts nd all that. she thinks the community is great!! and also she finds some fresh wholesome memes to share w her friends so its all the better. right?

but eventually she finds a community of trans girls specifically and she just absolutely COMBS through that. reads every single post there that she can find. but coincidentally she also feels even more insecure now bc shes starting to unconsciously question her gender nd stuff and lets be real folks. an identity crisis is not fun

couple this with the fact that she doesnt experience the traditional dysphoria(tm) that other trans girls seem to universally share, iida gets rlly down abt it. nd it gets to the point she rlly raaaaags on herself for still lookin thro these posts nd stuff and still subtly questioning herself and shes just rlly unhappy at the time :[

nd she doesnt wanna like make tsu or jirou uncomfortable so she doesnt wanna ask them abt it but shes so confused nd frankly hurt and she doesnt know what going oooonnnn with herself

so shes just in this complete funk for a while nd it starts to affect her grades and performance in training. her friends know smths up but iida doesnt know how to even explain how shes feeling so its not necessarily that she doesnt WANT to go to her friends but she literally does not know how to. anyway eventually aizawa keeps her after class and is like “ok iida smths up im gonna call tensei if u dont talk to me”

iida feels absolute HORROR at the prospect of tensei somehow finding out abt this bc oh shit what if he doesnt want her carrying on the name of ingenium anymore??? what if he thinks shes a freak??? what if he thinks shes not really a girl and shes just faking it to be special?? what if- and oh shit thats the first time iida rlly consciously thought to herself “im a girl but what if others dont think i am?”

so she kinda bursts into tears and aizawa internally is like “oh jesus what the fuck” but externally hes like “iida?? r u ok?? was it something i said?? oh fuu- is something wrong with tensei??” and iida just kinda speaks thro her cries like “no nothings wrong with tensei something’s wrong with me” and ill be real folks its real sad girl hours for a bit

anyway iida doesnt rlly elaborate much beyond that bc shes so ashamed and embarrassed but aizawa is like “u’ve gotta talk to someone iida ur friends r worried and frankly i am as well” and iida eventually promises to talk to someone

soo she comes to terms that since she so confused it would be best to ask tsu and jirou abt it even if shes,,,,so v concerned,,,abt making them uncomfortable. but she manages to convince herself that she rlly does need some guidance here and better to ask ppl who know her than ask on the internet sooo

thankfully while iida is working up the courage to ask tsu and jirou to talk, she finds posts derailing terf and truscum shit so she feels. a lot lot better abt everything but particularly the lack of any intense dysphoria she had after reading stuff like that, esp the more verified(tm) articles from the more verified(tm) authors (like doctors and psychoneurologists and such)

so she figures out how she wants to word her questions nd asks tsu nd jirou to meet up. tsu nd jirou agree right away bc all of class 1-a is worried abt their class rep at this point :[ so theyre happy shes finally reaching out

iida is kinda a disaster when tryin to talk but she gets her point across. like “uhh this is a rlly bad way to ask but how did u guys know u were,,,trans?” nd tsu immediately catches on but jirou is only a lil suspicious until further into the conversation

anyway eventually jirou catches on the same as tsu and thats when tsu asks “iida do u think ur trans??”

nd iida is sooooooooo tired of feeling ashamed bc damn. she does think shes trans! she does. she shouldnt feel guilty for how she feels she cant help that. so after takin a moment to steel herself she says “yea” as confidently as one can in the situation

tsu nd jirou r immediately supportive nd ask iida for more details abt how shes feeling nd iida is just,,,so happy,, since shes already on an honesty streak that afternoon, shes able to roughly get her wack emotions into words nd tsu and jirou are like “yea thats valid ur valid iida. it doesnt matter if u dont have the trademark dysphoria or that u didnt know until later in life like ur still young. u say ur a girl, ur a girl” iida cries but only a bit bc damn months of agonizing over this. we stan one trans girl trio.........

anyway tsu and jirou ask her how she wants to move forward i.e. transitioning or telling anyone, and iida hadnt even considered transitioning before bc it felt so out of reach but shes absolutely ECSTATIC at the thought of bein able to look more feminine and it Shows. tsu and jirou r like “ok mood we were like that too right before startin estrogen”

so the first unofficial trans girl trio club meeting ends w tsu and jirou promising to help iida ask recovery girl abt hormones and iida sayin she doesnt want to come out just yet to the class/anyone else in general and tsu and jirou respectin that. i love them yall

anyway after a few months, iida is ready to try hormone treatment so tsu and jirou help her ask recovery girl for a meeting nd r moral support for her while they go thro the process of like figuring out what dosage she should start w/, how long should she take it, when a check up appointment should be, if recovery girl should tell iida’s parents yet or nah, all that stuff. anyway after that,  recovery girl gets her started on hormone treatment which iida is SUPER EXCITED abt and tsu and jirou tell her stories abt when they first started estrogen and AHHH I LOVE MY GIRLS SO MUCH FUCK

anyway eventually after some support from tsu and jirou via the unofficial trans girl club meetings and getting back on her feet confidence-wise, iida comes out to the class :,,,]]] theyre all super supportive and iida cries just a bit. tsu and jirou r so proud of her. aizawa is just glad his problem child #9 is feeling better

ashido and yaoyorozu get together and take iida shopping so she can have more feminine clothes which iida has a lot of fun w......shes never been necessarily big on shopping before (even if she is a part of the rich kid’s club lmao) but this trip is so EXCITING and ashido and momo r so happy for her and so ESCATIC to help her find some clothes and just oh my heart.......

the girls also have a sleepover during which they indoctrinate iida on all things traditionally feminine like makeup nd hair so that she knows the basics should she ever wanna mess arnd with that stuff. but also they just have fun doin normal things and just include iida in on being one of the gals nd iida is,,,so happy. tsu and jirou in particular r arnd her the whole night and wow my uwus they own them the unofficial trans girl club owns my uwus-

anyway so coming out and being accepted and transitioning is going so much better than iida thought it would be. she feels so safe and happy im crying.....anyway eventually some time later iida also gets permission to visit her family during a long weekend/short holiday w/e. nd while there she shakily but steadily comes out to her fam ofc her parents r so proud (her mom’s like ‘’ive always wanted a daughter yes!!! ily tenya’’) and tensei loves her all the same nd she cries a lil bit bc damn,,,,,,shes been fearing the exact opposite reaction for months

specifically she talks to tensei abt it for a little while and mentions her particular fears abt not being good enough to carry on the name “ingenium” nd he smiles at her nd is like “i would rather no one else but my little sister to carry on the name of ingenium” and bruh shes absolutely floored

nd yea. midoriya and uraraka absolutely love love love iida shes still their absolute fav. she joins the unofficial class 1-a trans* club as well as accidentally forms the unofficial class 1-a trans girl club. we love her,,,,

but yeah thats it. this post is so fucking long but oh well. stan iida!

#i mildly projected my own identity crisis but dont mind me #just like iida in this post i eventually got there and am happy and comfy with my identity :) #idk yall i just fuckign chugged trans girl iida appreciation juice like a whole gallon of it and it ended w this #anyway stan trans girl iida please i beg of you....... #c makes a word #textpost #tp #iida tenya #tenya iida #iida #igenium #bnha iida #mha iida #tenya #bnha #boko no hero academia #mha #my hero academia #my hero academy #trans girl iida #trans iida #trans girl tenya #trans tenya #trans headcanon #headcanon #hc #class 1-a