Hot thought of the day: those who crossed the Helcaraxë have the similar macabre and blasé about death humor that gen z and millennials tend to have which is kinda wild to other elves
It’s part of the reason Elrond tends to get on so well with Glorfindel: because he was raised by the murder siblings.
Glorfindel will just say something like “oh at least it’d be a fast death” if he almost falls off a(nother) cliff and Elrond will snort and Lindir will look at them both in horror
Trixie Taylor is asexual—she just doesn’t know that’s an option. So imagine her consternation, when the deadline for the virginity pact she made in eighth grade is now upon her. It’s her last high school party, and the entire graduating class has heard that Trixie’s ready to swipe her V-card tonight.
So. No time to panic.
Ready or not, she’s got someone in mind to help her…
Riot Shane is every bit the loser virgin his friends roast him for being, and way more than his rebel reputation suggests (things would be different if he’d get his GED and a haircut, but oh well). When incurable crush Trixie Taylor asks for his help, Riot finds himself playing fake boyfriend, real bodyguard, and the house party’s errand boy.
Welp. At least responsibility’s never looked as good as it does with his dream girl in the passenger seat.
Ready or not, the night’s only just begun…
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I won't tolerate anyone over the age of 30 saying shit like "kids have the weirdest humor, I don't get skibidi toilet" when this existed in the 90's and might have been your mom's or even your favorite music video
As a tail end millennial I understand that A.I. has been, and is going to be, used for many different bad to down right evil things. But can we also just acknowledge how funny it can be?
Half of the things the book version of Bluebell says make it seem like Richard Adams inadvertently predicted the tone and vibes of tumblr fandom shitposts decades before they became a thing. I’m just saying, someone suggesting that the Watership Down rabbits could deal with their cat problem by either eating the cats or taking them as mates and having babies with them to get powerful cabbit kittens sounds like something a college kid making edgy jokes about kids’ media would say. All of this makes sense when you figure Bluebell is SUPPOSED to feel like the rabbit equivalent of of a scared 20-something who’s coping with Dadaist humor.