Cynonari peaches parody was amazing but I can’t stop laughing about how Cyno to Collei’s face basically said “I don’t care about you.”
After windblume and everything, he just said “yeah not even her.” And I can’t stop laughing
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The Mario Movie Fake Dating AU none of you were expecting
Bowser : "that human hanging out with my fiancée...DO YOU KNOW HIM.???"
Luigi, sensing this guy is crazy and jealous enough to murder Mario over some girl he has just met but trying desperately to save his moustache by giving away something : "Y-Yes ! Yeah yeah I know him he's-he’s-he’s HE'S MY BOYFRIEND and he's not interested by your fiancée at all he's just looking for me-e-eeee!!!”
Bowser : "Boyfriends? When you look almost the same ?"
Luigi : "We like to match !! It's a couple thing !! I wouldn't expect you to understa-YIIIIIIIKKES!!!!"
(RIP Luigi's stache)
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Cue the most awkward situation because when Bowser’s spies report that Mario and Peach seem close, Bowser decides to "get back" at Mario by stealing his boyfriend, and starts flirting heavily with Luigi (who is both terrified yet doesn't mind that much since 1)it's better than being dunked into lava 2)when he’s not using awful pick-up lines or threatening innocent people Bowser is kinda funny).
EXCEPT!! Mario and Peach are not a Thing! Mario is currently falling hard for DK, but both are on very different wavelengths about where they are on the relationship scale because they’re idiots, AND Peach and Toad have grown close and are very close to confess but haven’t found the right moment yet because there’s a war going on.
*Waves hand dismissely* Let’s fudge the movie timeline a bit to give everyone more time to know each other, and let’s have them all meet at the wedding, THE IMPORTANT PART IS, it's a very, VERY confusing scene:
Bowser : "You want to steal my fiancée?? Fine, I don’t care, I got YOUR boyfriend !!"
Mario : "DK what the hell ?? You’re with Bowser now??"
DK : "Dude, I don't know what he's talking about !! And what does he mean you stole his girlfriend!! Wait, do you see me as your boyfriend ?? "
Peach : "Bowser, I will never marry you after you threatened my real boyfriend !!"
Toad, starstruck : "I’m your boyfriend ??!! And yeah!! What she said! And she's MY girlfriend, you dumb turtle !!"
Luigi : "Wait, so you seduced me just to make Mario jealous??"
Bowser : "Well you didn't seem to mind cheating on him!!"
Mario : “Luigi ?? You cheated on your fake boyfriend for THAT guy ??!”
Toad : “wait, aren’t you guys brothers?!“
Bowser: “WHAT??!”
Everyone is yelling and arguing like it’s a telenova climax while Bowser’s army is awkwardly standing on the side because they ain’t getting involved into THAT drama.
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BONUS/Alternate take :
Bowser : "you might have my fiancée but I have your boyfriend mouhahahaa !!"
Mario : "boyfriend ?? What are you talking about ?"
Bowser : "then who's the pathetic whelp with a moustache who's been crying in my dungeon this whole time??'
Mario : "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT LUIGI!!"
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So I was watching a walkthrough of Super Mario Odyssey earlier today, and one scene in particular really caught my attention. When our hero temporarily takes over Bowser's mind with the help of Cappy to escape the crumbling level with Peach, we see how he almost becomes him in a way. And this gave me an idea.
What if Bowser intentionally switched bodies with Mario? What if, aided by Kamek's dark magic, the Koopa King found a way to impersonate his enemy in an attempt to discard him for good and rule over the Mushroom Kingdom in a more insidious, calculated way?
Would Peach still recognize her dear friend somehow?...
A personal take on the classic "Beauty and the Beast" genre. 😉
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Now with a part 2!! (sort of x3)
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cover art for Chrysalis by @peachcitt
summary:
We’re on an American road trip,” Adrien says, looking over at Marinette to see that she’s giving him one of her soft smiles, one of the ones where she looks like she’s halfway between wanting to tease him and wanting to kiss him.
“An American road trip,” the waitress repeats with a little shake of her head and a laugh. “Well, I sure hope it’s as glamorous as you make it sound, darlin’.”
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after the events of metamorphosis, adrien and marinette attempt to find their version of normal.
(my LATE christmas present for peach. I love you and this story forever)
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