#piss yellow 💛

[polarissheriff]

Some... creature thing stole yer wallet and dumped it on me durin' some lessons I was doin' with a... friend.

Thought I'd return it to ya b'fore ya get angry.

– 🌟 (@passingthroughthenorthstar)

《Sighhhh》

☆-- Thank ya kindly.

#north star undertale yellow #underblog💛 #polaris asks #he was already pissed off but its ok now

[slamminslamminmcgill]

Hear me out, Joel quite but rough fucking you while you’re hiding out in a new place (I keep thinking about him with a piss kink but I don’t think I can come up with a scenario where he’d have one, I think he might be an exception🥲)

i wrote a little bit about that first idea here. it’s short but just a couple thoughts abt it

and not to worry brother i got some ideas for joel piss >:3

warning: piss, degradation/humiliation, spit, face slapping, a little bit of intox (alcohol), squirting mention, daddy kink (i feel like that’s just synonymous with me posting joel at all tbh)

anatomical terms: pussy/cunt

there’s 2 main reasons he likes it

1.) messiness - he’s already a fan of sloppy sex, whether it be him spitting on you, blowing a few loads on/in you, or just your makeup running while you’re squirting your fucking brains out, he loves seeing how disheveled he can get you. covering you with piss is another way to do that

2.) degradation - having you so addicted to his cock that you’d do whatever he says no matter how humiliating. and you BET he’s gonna rub it in

“dirty fuckin’ whore. you’ll just let me do anything to you, won’t ya?” SMACK “bet i could piss all over this pretty face, and you’d like it. prolly beg me for more, even.”

he says that in jest, but when you’re receptive to it, he’s pleasantly surprised.

“oh shit, for real? goddamn. knew you were a freaky bitch.”

he is NOT properly hydrated sorry. his piss is yellow and strong welcome to flavortown. he likes making you drink it if you can. but if you can’t he’ll be nice and just give you a hot golden shower 💛 how sweet of him

orrrr he’ll just stick his cock down your throat and piss like that. you won’t have to taste it if it completely bypasses your tongue hehe

if you ARE able to handle the taste, he’ll give you a mouthful and hold your jaw open so he can spit into it. then he’ll say

“flush it down, slut.”

loves praising you after, but ofc it’s backhanded compliments. he knows you need positive reinforcement, but he can’t have you getting too full of yourself.

“good boy. such a good little pisspig for your daddy, aren’t’cha, boy? nasty little cunt, drinkin’ all his daddy’s piss like that. ‘m proud of ya.”

he wants to try going a full day where every time he has to piss, he does it in your mouth. daddy needs to keep his baby hydrated 🥰

OOOOO WHAT IF WHAT IF what if y’all are both shitfaced drunk and you’re fucking in the shower. he’s got you bent over, his cock buried to the hilt in your pussy, and he just. goes still.

you look back over your shoulder at him, “joel? what’re you-?”

“shhh,” he grabs you by the hair and smushes your face into the wet tile wall, “don’t fuckin’ move.”

he doesn’t say any more than that. you’re left wondering what the he’ll he means by that, until you feel heat swelling inside you, filling you up and putting pressure on your cunt from the inside out.

you gasp and shake when you realize what he’s doing, “a-ah! joel! joel, that’s-“

he just squeezes your hips tighter against him, “told you not to fuckin’ move.” he lets out a deep sigh as he empties his bladder inside you. “s’okay, babe. daddy’s almost done…”

by the time he finishes, you feel like you’re about to burst, you’re so full. then he slowly withdraws his hips, and all that heat comes rushing out of you. it’s such a sweet relief, it has you drooling down the shower wall. and it makes your cunt so slick and slippery when he fucks the rest out of you

ofc he’ll wash you off after. lots of hugs and kisses and REAL praise to thank you for indulging him 🥹

“good job, sweetheart. did so good for me. let’s get you cleaned up now, alright?”

#piss kink #anon #ask #tlou #tlou x reader #tlou smut #the last of us #the last of us x reader #the last of us smut #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller imagine #joel miller headcanon

[jewbeloved]

Team Stan + Butters and Pip playing rainbow friends with their s/o🌈🩸🩸💖

I am addicted to this game so I thought about writing this scenario.

Warnings: mentions of jumpscares

Gender: Neutral

💚💙 The Main Four ❤️🧡

You have been playing this game for weeks and you thought about introducing the game to the boys.

They thought it was just some silly children game because they thought the characters didn't look scary.

They changed their mind when they got jump scared by Blue and his friends.

Now let's move onto the gameplay.

Stan would be the type to listen for the footsteps of the enemies before hiding into his box if they get too close to him.

Kyle would probably never hide into his box unless it's the round where they have to collect batteries or if Cyan is out.

Cartman would definitely rage if he gets caught by the enemies. He then spends a lot of robux to buy diamonds so he doesn't sit out after he has gotten caught.

If Kenny can die and come back to life the next day, he will gladly do the same in the game. Everytime he gets caught he can just respawn with the diamonds he already has.

They would still do their own strategies even if they are walking around the map together with you.

They definitely become addicted to the game though🧡❤️💙💚💖💖

💛 Butters Scotch 🌯

Butters is the type to just freely roam around the map, not caring if he is being chased by the enemies.

He likes the lookies, he doesn't care if others call him weird he thinks the lookies are adorable and nobody can change his mind.

He probably also makes a "Aw man" face everytime he gets jumpscared by the enemies.

Butters likes the game and he probably also gets every box skin.

He likes the birthday cake skin the most!✨ He played the game a lot of games so he could save up enough coins to buy it.

Butters is good at finding the items in the game so you both end up completing the game quickly everytime <3

He personally likes Yellow the most! 💛💛💛💛💛

💛 Phillip Pirrup 💘

Oh! Phillip also loves to play that game! He was about to tell you about it, but he was even more excited when he heard that you also play the game!

You both are addicted to the game and end up completing both chapters quickly without either of you guys dying.

Well....you both DO sometimes die to green or purple.

In Phillip's defend, Green was blocking his way and he simply didn't know that you weren't supposed to step on the water when passing by purple.

With putting that aside, some people like Cartman is pissed at how Phillip can be so good at the game since he thought British people don't play Roblox.

You always laugh at Cartman whenever he gets caught by the enemies because that's what he deserved for messing with Phillip >:3

Phillip's favorite box skin is the cactus one!💛💛💛💛

I wonder how long it will be for people to find my secret blog :> I didn't even change my editing style.

#south park x reader #south park #stan marsh x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #eric cartman x reader #kenny mccormick x reader #butters stotch x reader #pip pirrup x reader #rainbow friends #roblox #jumpscare #southpark blog #southpark sp #sp x reader #x reader #southpark x y/n #southpark scenarios #southpark headcanons

[ni-kol-koru]

8, 14, 23

For either of the Miyajis. Or both ;)

Ohhh, love this one! Thank you so much for sending the numbers! Of course, I will do both of them! To visually separate the post I will use the orange heart for Kiyoshi 🧡 and the yellow heart for Yuuya 💛

8. What's something that the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

Kiyoshi 🧡 :

Of course it has to be the fandom's need to exaggerate Kiyoshi's bad temper and tendencies to say some foul things. My man has a bad temper, yes, but the fandom is acting like he can't chill, like everything pisses him off all the time and that just makes him look like a terrible person. We've seen him relaxed when he was walking with Taisuke after the exams that day. We know he is actually pretty generous and kind, he literally gave his personal items to Shintaro because they were his lucky items. We heard how genuine and sweet he can be when he finds Shintaro and Kazunari fooling around with the piano (from the special CD). People act like he is just angry all the time and ignore his better sides and all of his other qualities, hobbies and personality traits. He is just a little moody and irritable, like all of us are sometimes. He is just a human, he experiences ups and he experiences downs, he has good and he has bad days. His foul language also has nothing to do with his actions! Has he ever thrown a pineapple on someone's head? Has he ever buried, fried, ran someone over with Shinsuke's pick up truck? I don't think so. The worst he's done was smack the back of Shintaro's head to help him regain his composure. He's all bark, no bite and I will say that a million times if I have to!

Yuuya 💛 :

People usually ignore his existence, which I obviously don't like. When they don't, which is rare, they tend to do the same thing they do to his brother. They make him out to be nothing but an angry, violent man, which I might dislike even more! Just because his brother is a little moody and irritable doesn't mean that Yuuya is, too! We've seen him throw a basketball on Kazunari's head with the signature 'I will kick you' and people decided to base his personality off that one moment. There isn't much about him, but we do know a few interesting things that his personality could be based off. We know he has a picture of Tae-Chan on his phone (which is pretty cute and wholesome if you ask me), that he becomes the captain of the Shutoku Basketball Club (which is a pretty big achievement), that his eyes are same as his brothers, that he is a Taurus (a sign that's known for being very stubborn and hard-working but also very sweet, genuine, family-oriented and honest) and that he got angry when someone humiliated his big brother on National TV (I would be pissed, too). All of that, and people choose to take the one characteristic they already took for his brother and exaggerate it. I just really wish people didn't do that.

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character?

Kiyoshi 🧡 : I always thought Kiyoshi's hair looked really soft and fluffy and I would like to believe that it's something he would also love to achieve with his fashion. I think he would prefer style to comfort and that he would wear something rather classy as well. So, he would likely wear a vest and a shirt, some comfortable dress pants and dress shoes. When he's feeling cozy and comfortable he would wear a shirt underneath a stylish sweater with baggy jeans and with some comfortable sneakers, or dress shoes yet again. What would make him achieve the soft look would be pastel colors! So, imagine all of that in beige, baby blue, light orange, pink, lavender... He wouldn't add any unnecessary accessories, as he believes that keeping it simple is the best way to make a good outfit. He would not look for any attention with his fashion, and this is something that looks average enough, but still fashionable and stylish! I am not sure what that fashion aesthetic is called, but my Pinterest research says it's something like soft-boy and light academia!

Yuuya 💛 :

His hair suggests that he likes to look a little sharper and a little more dangerous than an average person. I can see him wear something rather punk and emo, something that would make him look a little unapproachable and a little scary. With that said, he would mostly wear darker and non-saturated colors, as well as rough textures like leather or denim! Considering we've seen him wear a skirt, I wouldn't be surprised if he was comfortable with wearing feminine clothes or even makeup. Jackets, vests, crop-tops, band t-shirts, baggy or tight, low-rise pants, skirts, shorts, baggy pants and ripped versions of all those items would make up 99% of his wardrobe. I can also see him adding lots of interesting accessories like rings, belts, chains, necklaces, earrings! He would absolutely kill the style if he had some extra ear or face piercings and wore something like a smeared black eyeliner! Not sure what this aesthetic is called yet again, but I hope you got the idea of what I meant!

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Picking only one is tough, so I will make categories yet again! Unfortunately, Yuuya doesn't have a lot of screenshots and almost no appearances in the Replace Plus novels, games, CDs and the movie... Still, I included everything I could find!

Kiyoshi 🧡 :

Anime screencap:

Manga panel (half of the page):

'See you next week!' card:

Replace Plus novel panel:

Cross Colors picture:

Yuuya 💛 : Anime screenshot:

Manga panel:

BONUS Replace Plus novel panel:

#knb #kuroko no basuke #kuroko no basket #miyaji kiyoshi #miyaji yuya #miyaji yuuya #THANK YOU FOR SENDING AN ASK ABOUT MY FAVORITE BROTHERS #i loved elaborating on them a little hehe #i wish people didn't ignore yuuya so much #also he has a crush on tae-chan i just know it #anyways. if you haven't listened to the special audio drama ft. midorima shintaro go do it now. it's gold. #i hope that i chose good fashion aesthetics for my boys!! #i can imagine them walking down the street together and one looks like a teddy bear and the other one just looks like a punk #and people are like whaaaaaa #and kiyoshi is irritated because he was NOT looking for attention today #and yuuya is all smiley and giddy and poking at him and calling him a boring member of society #that leads to an ironic situation where the one that looks nicer will tell you to fuck off #and the one that looks like they would tell you to fuck off is the nice one #ALSO i needed hours to find the last photo where yuuya is in that skirt #i love how he is the center #you just know he is rocking it #i just know that bro can dance and sing and that he's absolutely killing it!! #also stk49???? THAT'S AN AKB48 REFERENCE?? #i wonder what song they are covering #thank you again for sending this askk!! i enjoyed working on this post so muchh!! #hugs and kisses for you <3

[sickmachete]

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌💛

um also maria addition: i did a below the cut where i spoke abt my relationship with each song so. if u wanna do that too... encouraged. i care. i wanna know. and i LOVE U👉👈 (pls dont feel heartbroken that im copy n pasting this part to a few of our mutuals too. i just love u guys sm ok) (kissing u elena kissing uuuuu)

MARIANARA SAUCE!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!! there were so many songs on my playlist that i wanted to add but i stuck to the rules of the game 🫡

goo goo muck by the cramps

gay thoughts by the growlers

ghostbusters by ray parker jr.

the waves have come by chelsea wolfe

strong reflection by mars red sky

goo goo muck — the cramps: i owned 3 cramps t shirts from middle school to highschool (then i moved and lost em...i gotta find them again...): 1 was just black & white, 1 was black white & hot ass pink, and 1 was bright fucking yellow. all featuring that weird skeleton zombie man from the band's "bad music for bad people" album cover. i loved each and every one of those damn shirts. oh and every time i got my period id wear one of my cramps shirts to school. no idea if anyone actually caught on but it sparked a lot of joy in kid me LOL. the band itself is very grungy and reminds me sm of my childhood going to shitty backyard concerts

gay thoughts — the growlers: the growlers was one of the first bands i ever saw at a real concert, and it was one of the strangest grimiest experiences of my childhood. it took place inside this huge ornate theatre with barely any crowd. everyone was high, the singer kept leaving the stage in the middle of songs/during guitar solos to take a piss bc he kept drinking beers throughout the performance, there were boob shaped lamps lighting up the back stage. my sister was friends with one of the guitarists. and afterwards we got THE best sushi of my LIFE in THE most sketchy ass looking hole-in-the-wall restaurant. truly was just a huge vibe overall and one of the only fond memories i have with that sister. (also this song has the most ridiculous story ever?? questioning man keeps running off to gay drag shows and cheating on his girlfriend with men and it turns out his girlfriend's been using the time he's gone to ALSO cheat on him. but with women. queer4queer solidarity??? the yt video's great)

ghostbusters — ray parker jr.: ok yknow what. i keep trying to watch this movie and getting fucking bored midway through but my GOD does this song fuck. every halloween like clockwork i start blasting ghostbusters and the pure fucking euphoria it brings me is unparalleled. so i guess im not surprised i have it saved on one of my most listened to playlists SDGHJKFD

the waves have come — chelsea wolfe: different vibe than the previous songs and also i feel like i keep finding excuses to talk about this song but my fucking god it is just. so so very dear to me. i think it's genuinely held the number one spot for my most repeats on spotify for like. a DECADE. something about it dude i cant explain it. life changing. heartbreaking. like getting lost in a brutal storm at sea

strong reflection — mars red sky: dude that intro riff. bro... need i say more. low grungy riffs are EVERYTHINGGG if it isnt growling whats the POINT!!!!!!! this song feels like a cargo boat thats slowly rocking in an ocean made of smoke and tar. but also it's in the vacuum of space. and you're tripping balls

none of my super ridiculous cheesey 80s/90s songs got picked which is super fucked up... but oh well... next time maybe 🫶

#asks #music #marianara sauce #TY FOR THE ASK BELOVED #SORRY MY MUSIC TASTE IS..............................THE WAY IT IS

[godofallfanfictionandmemes]

hey can you do a V x male worker drone reader who’s has the coral from armored core so basically a super strength speed durability regeneration and can sends out blast of energy and yes I am referencing armored core 6 also the reader is insecure about his powers so he tries to hide it

Yeah sure 👌 I don’t know what armored core 6 is 😅

V x male WD reader

You used to be in a colony I say used to because you were “banished” you had accidentally killed a worker drone when they pissed you off so the leader came knocking at your door and told you “you have to leave your to dangerous to stay here” so you were kicked out. The first few days out in the wasteland that is copper 9 was terrifying you honestly shouldn’t have let that drone get the better of you and you were living a good life you were insecure about the power you had and always tried to hide it. You were scavenging for batteries and materials when you had come across V you didn’t know whether to run or not never mind V came charging at you. You decided to hell with it and blasted a yellow bolt of energy at her which surprised she tried to shoot you but the bullets bounced off you she then switched her hand to a sword and took a swipe at you the thing sliced your arm off which regenerated in 3 seconds. Then you hit her with not much force enough to send her staggering back you then ran at her full speed and pinned her down. “Seems like the hunter has become the hunted” you said with a smile on your face “How did you take me down” she said with anger in her voice. You noticed a little blush on V’s face “why are you blushing am I that hot” you said V’s face looked like a tomato after you said that “y-yeah I’ve been watching you for a while about 2 days I was originally gonna kill you but then I felt what ever you call this” she said.

You kissed her which shocked her at first but then she kissed back. And that’s how you two started dating

Y’all know what time it is it’s

Headcannon time 💛

• V always wants to spar with you but you reject knowing you might kill her •-•

• When ever you try to hide your power but V always tells you what’s the point on hiding it don’t hide it

• For once your the dominant one when it comes to cuddling and V acts like she hates it but (secretly loves it) don’t tell her I told you.

•she always gives you kisses and cuddles will protect you from J’s insults and nagging.

•If you get injured she will be very worried and will tend to your wounds (oh you can only regenerate lost limbs only)

She loves you don’t break her heart

Damn that’s like 2 paragraphs man I’m tired I’ll try upload more and thanks for the suggestion don’t be afraid to ask me for suggestions alright meme out 👋🏻

#murder drones #x reader

[historia-vitae-magistras]

🩹💚💛 for aussie

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?

He has a clicky jaw from where he nearly got his face blown off at Gallipoli, limps a little when it's cold, or he's depressed from where he got shot in the thigh, also at Gallipoli but Lone Pine. Both were exacerbated by not letting it heal properly before he got back to work. The scar faded but he got hosed by a flame thrower and then plane fuel during a plane crash in 1941 and his right shoulder is still a bit stiff. He will roll it a lot when he's anxious.

As for mental... It's not exactly a disability in the bio-medical sense but he was just not built for 19th century life. He's one of those kids that in the modern day everyone would be pushing to be on Ritalin but the second he's in a comfortable, safe, stable environment all the behaviour problems disappear. In the 19th century though my boy was just struggling.

💚 GREEN HEART — does your oc prefer being inside or outside?

He's an outside lad through and through. Jack appreciates air-con but good lord he's an al fresco lad. Morning coffee at the café's outside tables. Stretched out like a lizard on a hot rock waiting for the washing to be dry. And long, long, long goddamn periods out in the bush doing god knows what. He probably got an indoor bathroom installed fairly early on and completely forgot it had a toilet because he was fine just pissing outside. Zee just like "why did you spend money on this??????"

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?

I need to do more on this. I've directly referenced Dharug, English, Irish, and Te Reo. His French and German are shit and always will be. 404: languages with a built in hierarchy not found. He was pretty content just to absorb languages as they became relevant but he put a LOT of effort into Greek and a very specific type of Italian when he got the pitter-patters for Romano and Herakles in the early 20th century. I'm not sure where the fluency chart would put him but he's got knowledge of Arabic, Mandarin, Indonesian, Balinese and Japanese now. He'll kind of complain about learning another one and a bit about having to use it but then he's a fucken peacock about on the off chance a conversation doesn't happen in the world's dominant global language 😂.

Character Detail Ask Game

#the ask box || probis pateo #jack || a land of summer skies

[celestinagoldentrail]

💛

Name: Lianthorian Bloodsbane Checkwood

Nationality: Filipino

Age: Earth-22 yrs old/Alaggada-44 yrs old

Occupation: The Yellow Lord's servant

Court position: Yellow Court

Personality: Kind, low-tempered, sometimes sarcastic, sometimes an angry boi

Lianthorian is a cousin of Bianca that once resides on Earth as well as Bianca did.

Lianthorian is also called by his nickname "Liam" for short.

Lianthorian isn't pretty much the easiest to piss off and is very gentle on everyone.

Lianthorian may be sweet and kind but don't take his kindness for granted for he can read people and can tell if he is getting used up.

#alagadda #art #artists on tumblr #drawing #artwork #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp alagadda #alagadda oc #scp #oc #my ocs

[mangoshibi]

You go girl! with your piss yellow text! 💛 💛💛

#shibi speaks #IT'S NOT PEE PEE TEXT #I'M BEING BULLIED ON THE INTERNET #IT'S JUST YELLOW #silly #friend respond #/joke post

[thelaundrybitch]

Jehannet Lore

Alright, Turtle Doves...

Here he is. In all his glory.

-> A big thanks to @post-apocalyptic-daydream for letting me use her Character Lore Template 🙌🏽🥰

💛An even bigger thanks to @leosgirl82 for all her help creating J💛

Reblogs only, please!

Artwork by @tmnt-tychou

Name: Jehannet

Born: May 22, 1986 (37 yrs old)

Place of Birth: Upstate NY in a private animal genetics laboratory

Gender: Male

Siblings: Basilio, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo 

Mate: Contessa, then Buttercup

Species: Mutant Turtle

Signature Color: Yellow, light yellowish-cream

Skin & Shell: Dark Olive Green, Brown

Scars: He has a huge scar on the left side of his neck where his carotid artery and jugular vein were gouged open by one of the warehouse wolves when he was 17.

Tattoos: Like all of his brothers, he has 6 miniature turtles tatted in a line from his wrist toward the crease of his elbow on his right arm. Each of the brothers drew a turtle to represent themselves before Don tattooed everyone’s arms. The newest tattoo he has is a tiny Buttercup next to his own turtle.

And, of course, he has the Jobiathan invisible tattoo on the back of his neck that signifies he is a Jobiathan Guardian.

Eye Color: Chocolate Brown

Height: 7’4”

Weight: 435 lbs (Including shell weight)

Star Sign: Taurus-Gemini cusp

Clothing: His signature piece is his yellow mask. He has a bracelet on his right wrist that looks something akin to a friendship bracelet—the colors are yellow, gold, midnight blue, cobalt blue, and purple. Hanging from the bracelet by a single golden thread is a small charm of a buttercup. He also wears a thin golden chain around his neck. Comfort is key for J, and he can usually be found wearing fitted joggers, loose-fitting V-neck tee-shirts, and a pair of sneakers. 

Weapon of Choice: Duel broadswords

Nicknames: J, The Perfect Specimen

Tactical Stats

Gear: J is the only one who doesn’t wear neoprene. They lost him once, and Don has made sure it won’t ever happen again with the Living Armor he created specifically for the youngest turtle. J wears gear that looks something like a knight would wear. The body and arms of it look almost like dragon scales, with huge plates on his shoulders and down the back of his shell. Thanks to Don’s smart tech, the armor will rise away from J’s body when it detects an incoming blow, to help absorb and deflect any damage. His pants are made from breathable hyflex kevlar and proteus fabrics. He also dons lightweight shin guards and knee pads. His feet are covered with a specialized waterproof, indestructible boot that laces up the front, hidden by the shin guards. The grip on the bottoms of his boots are Don’s specialty SmartGrips - a bio-cellular material that adapts to the surfaces of any terrain J may encounter on missions. 

Weapons: Bladed boomerangs. With these come a set of gloves made from the same hyflex kevlar and proteus fabrics used to make his pants. He also carries his broad swords with him for a while before he gets the hang of his new weapons. He lovingly refers to them as his “Bucks” because they give people a run for their money.

Position: J is Mike’s second in command. If something happens or there happen to be two missions running simultaneously, J takes on the leadership role. He is required to be a master in every weapon they have at their disposal. He’s also Don’s tech partner. With J having a brain as big as the genius himself, he can easily switch gears and take over if Don is hurt, or needed elsewhere.

Specialty: “The JAB,” as Mike refers to it. It’s J’s Alpha Beast. Something happened to Buttercup at one point, while J was present, and his alpha stepped forward to Take. Care. Of business. Nobody dared piss J off after that (except for Mike because Mike wanted to hone that beautiful hulking beast), or threaten his Buttercup. It’s an instant death sentence.

J is also an energy worker. He can manipulate a person’s energetic system - he tells those who question his abilities, and the realness of what he does, that he applies quantum physics to the living body, assisting in healing and aligning people to their highest potential. 

Hobbies/Likes: J is a writer. He’s been writing since his teen years and loves to dip into random fandoms, do a ton of research on said fandom, then write the most incredible fanfics that fandom has ever witnessed. He also enjoys art. A lot of times while he’s writing, he will stop and draw the scene, then continue on. He also likes to put little doodles along the edges of the pages when his brain is running a scenario to work out the details. J and Mike are absolutely double trouble when they are at home. Dancing like idiots around the lair together, wreaking havoc on their unsuspecting brothers, and teasing the absolute hell out of the all-too-serious Leonardo. J’s lot in life is to make people smile and laugh, and being able to get Leo and Raph to belly laugh has not only become his favorite activity, but also a constant mission. 

He is also currently learning to play the guitar, courtesy of Don. 

Background/ Additional Info:

Jehannet is named after a Renaissance artist, more commonly known as Jean Clouet. He was a miniaturist. He was named after Clouet because he is a carbon copy of Don - and originally, he was referred to as Little Dee.

Having been purposely created in a lab to be weapons, not all the turtle brothers are related. Basilio, Leonardo, and Michelangelo are full-blooded brothers. As are Raphael and Donatello.

They bred Raph and Don's father with Basilio, Leo, and Mike's Mother to create Jehannet, successfully creating “The Perfect Specimen.”

The project didn’t go as planned, however. This was because the human DNA used during the mutation process caused the turtles to have morals and a good conscience, rendering them useless to the benefactor. The scientists were told to “dispose of” the project - save one turtle. J didn’t make the cut and was dumped with four of his brothers, along with Splinter and a few other species, into some gaming woods in upstate New York to be used as target practice. Splinter, already a full-grown adult, collected the five little boys and helped them stay safe, eventually making their way to the city and into the sewers where they could grow up in a safer environment. 

J died when he was 17 during a training exercise with the Tactical team. Almost 20 years had gone by after his passing when Don was able to locate J on another plane of existence. With the help of a few of his big-brained friends, Don was able to build a portal to get J home again. 

Thanks to said attack, J’s vocal cords were damaged. But that’s ok, because it gives a sexy, husky quality to his voice. This giant turtle-man has a scratchy, more tenor-sounding set of vocals, giving him an adorable singing voice. He sounds like a good mix of Don and Mike.

This man is as fun and funny as Mike. He has as much passion and creativity as Raph. A brain that can overthrow Don in his own laboratory. And is as much of a lethal weapon as Basilio. J has more charm than Leonardo - Prince Charming himself - and his flirt game is strong. But he has eyes for his Buttercup only. 💛🌻 

Enjoying my work? Looking for more about J? Find my Master list HERE

~tags~

@leosgirl82 @turtle-babe83 @sharpwindow @drowninghell @mysticboombox @raphsweapondealer @post-apocalyptic-daydream @raphslovemuffin80 @chicchanmooshy @rheawritesforfun @s-s-ironnie @tmnt-tychou @fluffytriceratops @jurikyu-blog @xanadu-702 @pheradream15 @zombiesnips-blog @meowph-132 @lec743 @writinandcrying @sketch-and-write-lover @fyreball66 @turtlesmakemehappy @scholastic-dragon @knightish-knight @zprites @morning-sun-brah @dilucsflame33 @happymoonangel @hotredphoenix @8pmblackcoffee @androidships007 @truffle-draws-turtles

If you aren’t on this list, please let me know if you want me to tag you in my other work or if you prefer me to not tag you 😘

#thelaundrybitch #Jehannet #tmnt OC J #tmnt OC Jehannet #tactical J #tactical Jehannet #tmnt au #tmnt aged up

[polarissheriff]

Also we stole mooches hat

☆-- Fuck off. You AND your mice. All you fuckers do is cause trouble for me and it gives me the robot equivalent of a fucking headache because none of you little shits know whay leaving someone alone means.

#north star undertale yellow #underblog💛 #polaris asks #hes genuinely pissed #tbh u ARE kinda annoying /lh

[smilesrobotlover]

Questions!

Tell me about your Link Parental Figures Going on an Adventure story! How do they all meet? Who likes hanging out with who?

If Linebeck met Abel and Til how would that dynamic work?

Also less thinking question, what’s your favorite color? :)

Oh man I am having so much fun with Strangers across eras! Bascially something happens in lbl and Lana and Cia accidentally drags the father figures + impas to the world. I’m debating on having grandpa smith and Gaepora here cuz they wouldn’t do well with adventuring and fighting (tho grandpa smith is jacked so maybe he’ll be fine) but they all agree to go find their missing sons! They all butt heads bit general Impa loves to hang out with Talon who is nothing but anxiety this entire story. Linebeck, Leon, and Rusl chill with each other simply cuz I like their dynamic, they actually get annoyed with each other a lot lol. But regardless they still care. Idk about everyone else… I feel like I have too many characters for this, but regardless it’s a lot of fun!

Hm…. My Linebeck is very obnoxious, so I feel like he’d piss off Abel a lot, but he’s also charming so I think that Tillieth would enjoy his company. (He wouldn’t flirt with her of course.) but that’s what I think lol. But they’re your characters!

And I have three favorite colors! Forest green, sunset orange, and pastel yellow 🧡💚💛

#asks #another fun one #i am replacing old lady Impa with Benji tho #he and Leon are the biological fathers fr #they both have a fun introduction #and introduction that involves Benji fighting with his indestructible guitar and smacking Leon with it

[piplicious]

What is your favorite color??? :]

(I really love your art style😍)

i love all the colors a lot because im 5 but ... piss yellow😌😌😌💛

and thank you!!!!!!!!

#asks #yellow is such a swag color theres dandelions theres sunflowers bees honey sunshine baby chicks lemons butterflies etc #MANY good yellow flowers and birds fr. its a very happy color i think :)

[hobisfavoritespritecan]

Terry + dino nuggies + horror movies = perfection

-🦤

"Can We Enjoy Our Nuggets Without the Threat of Death in the Background?"

Kang Taehyun X Reader

⚠️ Warnings: swearing, mentions of gore, play fighting, death of chicken dinosaurs ⚠️

Hope you enjoy this babe, I made it with love 💛

The dino nuggets in the back of the freezer taunted you from afar. The familiar green and yellow colors of the rectangular box called out to you in a way that was reminiscent of a child wanting formula. This was a need, not a want. This wasn't just a desire, it was addiction.

Pushing aside the other contents of the chilled box, you reach and reach and reach in an attempt to grab the delicious looking dinosaurs with their faces graphically printed on their nugget bodies. Your fingers just barely graze the box when suddenly you are violently shoved aside and your body makes contact with the tile of the kitchen.

"Taehyun, what the literal fuck." You exclaim, more pissed off than anything else. You were so close you could taste the wonderful exquisiteness of the ketchup colliding with the Jurassic treats.

"I saw you." He says, sauntering over to you wearing nothing but galaxy printed boxers and a Ramones T-shirt that was too big for his midsection. "You were trying to cook the nuggets without me."

The statement was true. They had been Taehyun's treats that he picked up from the grocery store the night before; his eyes bright and wild and hair wet from running in the rain, all in an attempt to buy a bottle of champagne but instead found the dinosaurs. He planted them directly on the kitchen counter and looked you dead in the eyes. "If you touch these," he said, waving the box of goodies in the air, "I will jump off the roof faster than the pig with wings in the baked beans commercial."

Cut to him finding you guilty, caught red-handed.

"I would never do such a thing." You looked back at the counter and he stepped in front of the box, concealing the happy little dinosaurs from your view. This made you angry and you prepared yourself for a fist fight. This was the modern day Hunger Games and you would be Katniss Everdeen shooting Taehyun with your arrows, watching as he cried while you ate them. This was your world and he was just living in it. He had to be reminded.

Lunging for his side of the counter, you wrap your arms around his torso and squeeze as hard as you can while reaching for the dinos. Stepping on both of his feet, you feel the coolness of the box graze your fingertips once more before you're thrown back onto the floor with him on top of you, wrestling you down so that you can't have them. "I told you, they're mine!" He says, tickling your sides until you "give up" and call a truce. Getting off of you, he makes his way back to his spot but you manage to jump and tackle him from behind, grabbing the box out of his hands and triumphantly holding them above your head. He sinks to his knees.

"(Y/N). Please please please let me have them. I need them. I really truly do."

You thought for a moment before a lightbulb turned on in your head. "Alright," you said, teasing him with the dinos, "I'll allow you to share them with me on one condition."

Perking up, Taehyun wipes his fake tears with his hands and looks up at you will wide eyes. "What?! I'll do anything!"

You smiled. "You have to watch a scary movie with me."

Taehyun screams and jumps up off the floor and onto the counter on all fours, staring at you as though you just shot a puppy. Pulling on his hair with his hands, he looks like a maniac. "No no no no no you know I hate scary movies." He says in between harsh gasps and fake sobs.

You pull out a plate with a duck on it and start to evenly space the frozen foods, putting them into the microwave and letting them cook. Taehyun is still on the counter and eyeing you as though you're a supervillain. Watching him to make sure he doesn't try anything funny, you wait until you hear the beep of the machine signalling that your food was done. Taking it out and watching the nuggets steam was like watching the most beautiful waterfall. Dino nuggets most definitely had to be one of the seven wonders of the world, you were sure.

Handing Taehyun one nugget, you watch him scarf the entire thing down hot without ketchup. "I want more." He says, holding out his hand expecting you to place another nugget in his palm.

"Ah ah ah," you say, guarding the unsuspecting dinos with your life, "Scary movie. Remember?"

....

Looking through your collection of horror movies in your fancy glass cabinet, you search for one that Tae would never agree to watching unless it was for food. You had the basics, The Conjuring, The Shining, Sinister, but nothing was standing out to you in particular. Your boyfriend would find every single one of them absolutely terrifying, but you wanted to find one that would really get under his skin.

And what better movie to get under the skin than Saw?

Taehyun slowly walked into the living room, blanket already wrapped around his entire body and head. Only his eyes were seen through the heavy duty sheets and they looked horrified. A singular lock of hair peeked out from said blanket and swayed with the wind when your boyfriend sat down on the soft cushions of the couch. His eyebrows were furrowed as he pouted, probably due to the fact that you had forced him into this if he wanted to savor his dino nuggets.

"Okay Tae Tae," you said, placing the disc into the DVD player and watching it load on the screen, "You're gonna hate this." Smiling, you plop down on the couch next to him and move in so that you share the warmth of his blanket. He wraps it around you and huddles against you in fear as he prepared himself for the movie you put on.

"Saw? Really?"

"Shhh just enjoy it."

A couple of moments pass before you decide to look up at Taehyun who was staring at the screen with the same intensity as when you had first stolen his nuggets. His mouth was slightly agape and his lips were turned downwards in pure horror. However, the only part of the movie that he had seen so far was the opening credits.

"Tae?" You ask, trying to get his attention. "Tae?"

His head turns to meet your gaze and his expression of pure terror never leaves his face. "What?"

"Are you okay?"

He gulps and watches the opening of the first scene before he passes out. His head hits the back of the couch and on impact, a burst of red flies from his head behind him onto the wall. Screaming, you throw back the blanket and watch in horror as your boyfriend's blood dripped from the wall where it had hit.

"Taehyun!" You screamed again, not knowing what to do. Just then, he lifted his head up with a grin on his face. He no longer seemed scared but instead triumphant as he reached for a dino nugget and dipped it in the blood by his head.

"It's ketchup. Payback from earlier." He says, lifting up his nugget like a chalice of the finest wine as if to propose a toast to your losing and eats it. Meanwhile, you were still freaking out in the corner.

"You are such an asshole." You glare at him with the most hateful expression you could muster.

He shrugged his shoulders and took another nugget off the plate, dipping it into the ketchup once more, only this time he used what had spurt out onto the wall. "You may have won the battle but you didn't win the war, (Y/N)."

Sighing, you go to sit back next to him on the couch. "Touche." You snuggle back up into him and the two of you continue to watch the movie in peace. Taehyun leans in for a kiss and smiles at you.

"I'm sorry, that was mean." He looks at you with all the love in his heart and you instantly forgive him. You just want to put him in his place again.

"Yeah almost as mean as this." You say, popping the last flavorful dinosaur into your mouth and swallowing it.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"You may have won the battle, but you didn't win the war Taehyun." You say, laughing at his outburst.

#kpop #kang taehyun #fanfiction #taehyun x reader #txt x reader #txt fluff #txt imagines #txt ot5 #txt #txt scenarios #txt taehyun #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x together #hobisfavoritespritecan

[nerdyenby]

Yellow time :D I’m watching Aimsey

I’m so excited for this team you guys, I love them all so much

“I love being the token lesbian” that’s my streamer!!

“‘Say gay rights’ no I hate gay people, I just don’t agree with that mindset” he was so deadpan I’m dying

Yellow and red teams are holding hands, I love my ketchup and mustard alliance 💛♥️

Aimsey’s popping off!!!

The skins are so cute and queer <333

Aimsey and Lily <3333

“Don’t get shot!!” “Yeah I won’t- … I got shot!!!” Shelby and Aimsey my beloveds!!!

Aimsey’s parkour has improved so much!! She’s doing so well!!!

The chat exchanges between Aimsey and Scott 😂

“Glowduo enjoyers” that’s me!!!! I’m a Glowduo enjoyer!!

Jojo queen of gay parkour!! We ignore Pete, straight men don’t count /lh

Buildmart

I’m so ready for them to pop off, you don’t understand

Their comms are so good!!!

They’re popping off!!

Aimsey is such a good runner!!

2nd place!!! Them!!!!! <3333

YOU DID SO GOOD AIMSEY

Jojo just improving Aimsey’s opinion of literally everything is so real

Bingo

Bingo but fast logo <333

Jojo taking charge so real, every friend group needs a designated decider

The comms are so chaotic but they’re so good at listening to each other <3

Shelby mvp!!!!

THE GIRLS ARE ON TOP!!!!

Warm colors win these!!!!

TGTTOSAWAF

Tgttosawaf antis (/lh) win these!!

The randomizer is so based

Jojo thirty-somethingth to first in one round!!!!

Shelby 😂

FIRST FULL TEAM!!!

You’re doing great False, that one’s always rough

Aimsey popping off!!!!!

“Don’t die, don’t do that, it pisses me off” Jojo 😂😂😂

Women supporting women <333

Parkour Tag

The gay gods favor my streamers

STOP BEING SELFDEPRICATING

False just standing there as everyone goes on about how much they suck lmao

YEEEAAAHHH

THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!! FALSE MY BELOVED!!!!!

Why are my girls bashing on my guys /neu??? H and Ran my beloved

Aimsey absolutely annihilating xeir girlfriend my beloved

They’re popping off!!!!

Aimsey’s doing so well 😭😭😭

Ace Race

I don’t know if this race is ace enough tbh

It still has the alternate routes right?

The vod is muted 😂😂😂

TWELFTH HOLY CRAP!!!! THATS MY FRICKIN GUY!!!!!!

Jojo has never been wrong!!!

The power of having an ace partner <333

Ran and Aims <3333

AIMSEY 11TH!!!!! THATS MY TOKEN LESBIAN!!!!!

Aimsey immediately spilling the deets on his girlfriend’s studying technique

Sands of Time

Aimsey, my love, my life, why did you flick all those levers and not kill any of the mobs

They’re all so on top of everything and calm, it’s so nice :((

Aimsey is such a good sandkeeper I could cry

I don’t feel like I’ve ever seen everyone in the middle at once in the middle of sot before, it’s nice but it’s kinda freaking me out

FOUR FOR FOUR?????? MAYHAPS?????

The panic 😭😭😭

Gay on gay crime: the tournament 😂

Meltdown

Jojo does a lil IGL-ing

False taking charge my beloved!!!

Aimsey and Jojo 😂😂😂

They’re sticking together so well! The lack of male hubris is coming through

Oh cyan swept, holy crap

That hot potato heater swap was so funny

They’re doing so well!!!

Awww rip :/

“You got this angel” Aimsey and Guqqie my beloved <333

The only two 4/4 lgbtq teams being the ones making it to dodgebolt!!! Might be calling it early but I believe <3

Battle Box

That first round was so close!!!

“Ten extra points to whoever gets Grian” False 😂

Their comms <333

THAT YELLOW V ORANGE?!???

Ranboo and Aimsey 😂😂😂

They’ve done so well start to finish, this team was insane <333

AIMSEY 14TH!!!! THATS MY STREAMER!!!!

Dodgebolt

Switching to Guqqie’s vod at their girlfriend’s insistence <333

AISMEY COMING IN SCREAMING AND HUGGING HER SO TIGHT :((( /pos

“It’s the power of gays getting us through this” so true Guqqie!!!!

GUQQIE!!!!! THEYRE KILLING IT!!!!!

Coming down to the fifth round <3

NONBINARY PEOPLE WIN THESE!!!!

YELLOW DODGEBOLT!!!!!

Shelby and Harvey hunger games finale <3333

I can’t believe my predictions were correct and yellow won!!!! /j

Great vibes, great times <333

#mc championship #mcc p23 #nerdy’s mcc reactions #aimsey #aimseytv #shubble #jojosolos #falsesymmetry #cw caps

[covenscribe]

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any? / 💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world? / 🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

💛 YELLOW HEART — how many languages does your oc speak? what language(s) are they learning, if any?:

Amour speaks common, infernal, and draconic!

💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?

Yes! Beyond the regular in game sorcerer bit that would be spoilers if i talked about it ;p Needless to say my enby be going through it!

🖤 BLACK HEART — has your oc killed or seriously wounded anyone before? have they broken someone's heart and/or broken someone's trust?

They have killed both accidentally and killed in self defense before the game start.

The accidental killing is how they ended up in jail.

They have never intentionally broken someone's heart. Unfortunately because of the job as a courtesan they have been in situations where finding out one of their clients was married and the spouse being pissed at Amour for 'luring' the client.

Amour takes trust very seriously and refuses to break it unless they found the person really disgusting

#Oc: Amour