#queen petty

[randomz83]

When someone decides to send a rude email or post snarky comments and they don’t know you are a walking talking thesaurus with a PhD in Petty!!!

I’m telling you now, outside work or Social Media you can definitely catch these hands.

A lot of these keyboard gangsters are just that. Social Media has a lot of people thinking they can’t get touched. Anyway, so as I’m gathering documents making requests like I normally do, I’ve had people get real disrespectful and nasty. I’m polite until I’m provoked. I keep asking myself why people feel so comfortable being rude and disrespectful towards me? Well they are going to learn today. If you can grant my request great. If not, there’s a way to respectfully decline. But there is always that one person that must test my patience with a pointed tone and nasty delivery.

Little do these parasites know, I am a proud alumni of Petty University. If I have to take it there I gladly will. Check my credentials. Usually I would let things roll off my shoulders but I have to remind myself and these people who I am. So after calling out their rudeness and redirecting their misplaced anger; I take screenshots and proceed to show them who they think they are talking to.

So let this be lesson, be careful and think before you post or respond. Think and reread that message or email before clicking Send.

#corporate #petty #email #who do you think you are #per my last email #feminine rage #per my last post #social media #don’t try me #try Jesus not me #i got time #I got hands #catch these hands #Queen petty #clapback #petty university #phdinpetty #im that bitch

[wouldyoudoanythingforme]

Taylor is so funny for finally making an album of songs that sound like her other work after years of this very accusation being levied against her

#taylor swift #personal #queen petty #midnights

[laurapetrie]

Queen Victoria's sketches of Anne Boleyn after seeing Giulia Grisi in Donizetti's Anna Bolena, 1830s.

#hmm interesting when you consider how much victoria hated elizabeth #'SHE KILLED MY BELOVED ANCESTRESS IN COLD BLOOD AND NOW I'M PETTY AS HELL ABOUT IT.' #girl...that was 250 years ago #and it's not like elizabeth did it on a whim #'it's not personal. it's strictly business.' #anne boleyn #queen victoria #historicwomendaily #history #*

[superbat-love]

Oliver: You know, if you squint really hard, he looks pretty hot.

Bruce: Who are you talking about?

Oliver: That reporter right there. From the Daily Market. Clock Bent.

Bruce: You mean Clark Kent.

Oliver: Yeah, that’s what I said. He’s tall and has good, strong shoulders. Nice butt. I can soooo tap that. Shame he hides that hot bod under that ugly suit.

Bruce: …Hey Ollie, be a dear and hand me that glass of wine, will you?

Oliver steps forward to grab a glass of wine off the tray carried by a passing waiter. Unfortunately, he trips and crashes into the waiter, spilling wine all over himself. People around him quickly scramble to help him up. Clark wanders over.

Clark: I saw what you did, Bruce. You shouldn’t have done that, Ollie was drunk.

Bruce: [sulkily] Well he deserved it.

#jealous bruce #is a petty bruce #dc headcanon #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanfic #drabble #text post #dc #superbat #superman x batman #batman x superman #superman/batman #batman/superman #superman #batman #clark kent #bruce wayne #oliver queen #green arrow

[elizakai]

One thing I really want to see explored more when it comes to Nightmare’s character is the fact that he doesn’t lie.

Nightmare “never lies, only hides the truth.”

Nightmare being manipulative, twisting people’s words and disguising meanings is much more interesting than him simply lying to someone’s face and giggling about it later…

The amount of intentionality and intellect that goes into twisting the truth is, in my opinion, infinitely more intimidating.

#utmv #undertale #nightmare sans #dreamtale #ut au #sans aus #dreamtale nightmare sans #corrupted nightmare sans #he’s so interesting you guys #he’s such a little shit #let him be a shitty gremlin #but also he has standards💅 #lying is for losers #HALF truths though #are infinitely more petty #and nightmare is a diva drama queen #headcanons #or technically just a canon #whatever

[ruanbaijie]

RNZ in Arc 5

THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.34-1.37 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪

#userdramas #asiandramanet #cdramaedit #cdramasource #致命游戏 #死亡万花筒 #the spirealm #thespirealmedit #kodedit #kaleidoscope of death #asianlgbtqdramas #danmeiedit #danmei #*gifs #xia zhiguang #userinahochi #userkimchi #tuserjade #seamayweed #i love this petty sass queen

[lokiusly]

During the holiday season, Mobius wasn’t as lonely as usual. He had met a man who always flirted with him.

—

“Oh, look there’s mistletoe” he looks up grinning at the red orbs as he steps closer to Mobius.

As Mobius looks up, he sees nothing. It was gone.

He laughs. “There’s nothing there.”

The man looks up confused. “But… I swear—”

Mobius nods smiling. “I know. Look, I gotta go, but thank you for the offer.”

—

As Mobius walks home alone, he thinks out loud, “You don’t have to worry y’know.”

Snowflakes flutter down and pepper kisses on his face.

Loki smiles.

#Loki saw the mistletoe and said ‘absolutely not’ #anytime Mobius is anywhere Loki removes all of them lmfao petty queen #I try not to think about Loki forcing himself to let go of romance with Mobius and just letting him live his life but NOPE we not there yet #lokius #mobius #loki season 2 #loki show #loki series #loki laufeyson #marvel #loki x mobius #wowki #loki spoilers #mcu loki #mobius m mobius #mcu #owen wilson #marvel christmas #loki s2 #loki odinson #mobius and loki #tom hiddleston #loki season two #loki and mobius #lokiedit #loki marvel #mobius mcu #holiday imagines #lokius meta #Loki

[radarchives]

thirteen and that guy she fucking hates

#obey me #thirteen #solomon #love me a petty queen #i need her and mephisto to be worsties #and then raphael is there too i guess #in all of his bland glory

[sorryimtoobusyprocrastinating]

#hear that? that clickety clack? that's the sound of crabs scuttling near? #queen elizabeth #is dead #rest in misery coloniser #uk #she died before harry could make it that petty bitch

[knightofleo]

“Love, Your Reigning Queen, in Seat 1A, First Class”

#Bob the Instigator and Thorgy's pettiness and clinical verbal diarrhea is such a good mix #bob the drag queen #thorgy thor #rupaul's drag race #rpdr #purse first impressions #the way she says ''RO-BBIE TUR-NER?!''

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Contemplating this post, and that got me thinking

What if Bruce and Oliver’s petty rivalry of pettiness resulted in them recruiting each other’s children for the cause.

Bruce offers Roy a chance to annoy Ollie. Roy: say no more.

Oliver is brainstorming ways of annoying bruce back. Jason shows up unannounced with vodka and a fifteen page bullet point list of ideas.

Bruce and Oliver are both individually enjoying being able to recruit the others’ child into their schemes carefully constructed plans

Except then all of a sudden Jason and Roy are getting married and when did that happen and oh no this was not in the ten year plan and why is Diana laughing at them?

#jayroy #jason todd #roy harper #bruce wayne #oliver queen #Bruce and Ollie’s rivalry of pettiness #that’s totally a thing #annoying bruce is the only valid pastime #annoying oliver is the only valid pastime #Jason and Roy: both. both is good.

[la-pheacienne]

Y'all love being progressive and edgy until the dishonor to the HOLY MATRIMONY and the HOLY WIFE and the SANCTITY OF A FICTIONAL ROYAL ARRANGED MARRIAGE comes to the table. Then you get flashbacks of that cool_girl/slut™ in your class that stole your boyfriend at 9th grade even though you were always so respectable and had his mama's approval, so all progressiveness flies out the window.

#petty queen #asoiaf #aspa rambles #lyanna stark #rhaegar targaryen

[supemaeve]

You enjoying this?

#queen maeve #homelander #the boys #there are many reasons i love this scene i wanted it on this blog #the main one being that it confirms homelander took maeve's silence the previous scene as confirmation #i know it was kinda obvious but i love that he's spelling it out since she won't lol #also the change of dynamic they had from one ep to the other was huge #i love the contrast #i love him here he's being so petty #he's a coward though for fucking with with her this way instead of going after elena #i mean it worked but #i wanted a little threatening #as a treat #my gifs

[robintherobiner]

dreaming of an au where the reason Jack was so salty about Bruce taking care of Tim while he was in a coma was bc the Drakes both dated him when they were younger but he left them when Janet got pregnant because he got scared about the idea of parenthood and then adopted a kid like four years later and then said nothing for a decade and then just took in Tim.

#peak pettiness is threatening your ex with a gun #but he remembered that Bruce was really sweet when they were dating so he deep down trusts him to take care of tim #“take care of him for me” he says as though they havent explored eachothers bodies #Janet saw Jack staring at Bruce and thought “i deserve two lovers” like the queen she is #dc comics #dc universe #batman comics #tim drake #bruce wayne #janet drake #jack drake

[cupcake-hearts]

This is so Ares. I'm dying!😂🤣

#ares #ares greek god #hera greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek mythology #greek gods #petty queen #and her petty prince son

[filledwithair]

Meet Claire my MC for @apt502-if

Claire Trémaux ○She/her○ Journalist

26 years old, 174cm, bisexual and way too proud for her own good

RO: Rainn for the moment

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Claire was born in London but her parents are french

French is her first language, she learnt english at kinder because her parents always spoke french at home

She is a bit self conscious about her accent

Claire loves art but didn't thought she could make a career out of it so she ended up choosing journalism

And now she goes to art galleries and museums to see what could have been

Luckily she discovered her love for being in front of a camera, and she is great

"I wish you would have cheated, it'd hurt less than choosing your job over me" Claire to Rainn at some point

#oc: claire trémaux #apt502-if #my little baby is going to make rainn beg her to cime back #pettiness queen #apt 502