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certifiedbowsbian · 1 year

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adora: stars, i’m so hungry

swift wind:

#hope this joke hasn’t been made already #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #spop #spop memes #spop jokes #she ra memes #she ra jokes #adora #swift wind #spop adora #spop swift wind #she ra adora #she ra swift wind #how hungry #my post

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badolmen · 2 years

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RIP to all of the British people who have to deal with the BBC/national officials shutting the country down the next few weeks that’s gonna be rough.

#ra speaks #personal #british royal family #queen elizabeth #having like the entire office nation put a hold on your life just bc some old broad died has got to suck #here in the states we can celebrate and joke but y’allre gonna be seeing articles and it’s gonna b all over the radio for months I bet #‘why are you talking likes they’ve officially announced her death?’ I found a four leaf clover yesterday she’ll be dead by weeks end #one way or another #edit: jfc yallre in a recession too?? and the gov is gonna splurge on ceremonies??? and they say the states is a hell country #good luck out there brits o7 #edit 2: I’m American and I made this post before they even announced she was dead how was I supposed to know the details of who would #and would not be required to work in these circumstances?#‘shut down the country’ in an American ‘they shut down the government’ kinda of way. everything just gets a lil noticeably shittier.#this was a personal diary entry that’s been reprinted on pamphlets and thrown off a building balcony idk you people

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sjbattleangel · 11 months

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If people talked about ATLA the way they talk about Steven Universe, Star Vs. TLOK and She-Ra.

"So Aang just ran away and froze himself at the bottom of the ocean, leaving innocent people to be conquered by the Fire Nation? What a selfish coward! He has blood on hands!"

"Ugh! The stupid chauvinistic crap Sokka says! The creators are misogynists!."

"Man, Katara is such a Mary Sue! The way she grew into a waterbender was so unrealistic. Bad writing!"

"Toph is blind? But how can we tell? A blind person can never do THAT! Nope, sorry. Not good enough. Doesn't count as real representation."

"Zuko is an irredeemable, imperialist brat, too easily forgiven. He doesn't deserve a redemption arc. He should've been killed at the beginning. The creators clearly have a thing for "Draco In Leather Pants".

"The King of Omashu, Imprisoned, Jet, The Deserter, The Cave Of Two Lovers, Avatar Day, The Tales Of Ba Singh Se, ect. Pointless filler episodes with nothing to add. More examples of sunk-cost fallacy."

"Azula is a powerful young woman who slowly goes insane because Mommy and Daddy didn't love her enough? The creators hate women and want them back in the kitchens!"

"So we're shown that there're innocent people in the Fire Nation who don't support the war yet the Fire Nation are still the bad guys? Trying to earn woke brownie points much?

"Aang doesn't kill the Firelord but drains him of all his powers, ultimately sparing him!?! THE CREATORS ARE FASCIST SYMPATHIZERS!! OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"

#avatar: the last airbender #atla #avatar the last airbender #steven universe #star vs foe #star vs the forces of evil #tlok #the legend of korra #svtfoe #su critical critical #svtfoe critical critical #jokes #double standards #she ra #spop critical critical

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tippenfunkaport · 7 days

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I like to headcanon that Melog is just the biggest busybody. It's been bored and alone on a dead planet for decades with no one to talk to, the mundane day to day drama of other people is such a novelty to it, it can't get enough. Plus it can become invisible and doesn't have a great grasp of privacy so it's forever listening in on conversations and generally getting way too invested in everyone's personal business.

Which means Catra, to her vast dismay, knows everyone's secrets. She would really REALLY rather not and has tried to teach Melog about boundaries but the creature does what it wants. But it means that sometimes she finds out about some misunderstanding or missed connection going on that is so downright stupid that it's just going to drive her nuts if she lets it continue so she begrudgingly has to insert herself into this drama to match-make or clear up an argument literally just so she doesn't have to hear about it anymore.

Which means, to her absolute horror she gets this reputation of being near psychic, so good at resolving personal drama that people come to her with their problems no matter how she tries to deter them and meanwhile it's really because Tealog over here is addicted to gossip.

#catra as reluctant columbo au #Tealog is my daughter's joke #credit where it's due #right after the finale she used to write these journal entries from Melog's POV that started with 'What's the tea-log?'#because she is far funnier than all of us #melog watching glimbow confess in The Heart Part 1 while eating metaphoric popcorn #beaming this piping hot dish directly to Catra while she is trying to save her girlfriend / the universe #catra leave melog on read #spop #catra #she ra #headcanon #melog #shera

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weedle-testaburger · 1 year

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netflix greenlighting media with groundbreaking lgbtq rep only to constantly cut it short:

#personal crap #netflix #unoriginal joke is unoriginal but yeah fuck em #sense8 #she-ra #spop #kipo #the hollow #dead end paranormal park #if they come for heartstopper i'm breaking something #i'm a little more hopeful about that bc it's so successful but i still worry for it

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spop-romanticizes-abuse · 2 months

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can we talk about how cringy this scene was?

yeah i'm sorry, i'm sure this was written as the Angsty Villain Monologue™, but it just comes off as an edgy teenager trying to be intimidating.

"some people have a bad day, i've had a bad life" you're not special, catra. you've had a bad life and you decide to make that everyone else's problem. other people has had a bad life because of you.

#i know a lot of fans found this hot idk how #no joke this sounds like something straight out of wattpad #spop critical #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #spop #she ra #anti spop

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nelkcats · 1 year

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Bounty hunters and misunderstandings

After Vlad's failure with the million dollar hunt, the GIW and many interested in the "weird ghost boy" decided to give the idea a try and put various bounties on Phantom's capture. Since Amity was a ghost-infested town, most of them didn't go there and sent their own bounty hunters, some were interested on study the creature further, others wanted to prove his existence.

Danny realized that he could capture "Phantom" and escape multiple times to collect the money for all the rewards with his friends help, after all, the prizes seemed to be offered in cash. He had a good idea of where he could spend the money and was so excited about it, he used a box to put the various envelopes and hide it on his room.

Jazz got mad at Danny for getting caught by bounty hunters to repeatedly collect the prize money. She didn't think it was safe and her annoying little brother kept talking about a new video game.

She saw him excited about the new game that had come out but she didn't see the point, he could play online! There was no reason to risk that much. That's why when Danny was very tired, out of ectoplasm and someone finally hold him with no chance of escape, Jazz refused to rescue him from his own mistakes.

But while visiting Danny's room, she noticed that the money was not for a video game but for her college tuition and future life. The box she found was decorated with small drawings of ghosts and a "For my older sister" written with a green marker.

Now Jazz has 24 hours to save Danny from Deathstroke's prison before he hand him over to his contractors. On his side, Deathstroke had successfully captured the strange creature; the inventions of the weird scientists who dragged him to their house had worked, and since he pushed up his deadline he would just wait for his contractor until the next day to collect his payment.

#dpxdc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #I think the notice of Phantom finally released to the outside world because of the bounty hunters #But people took it as a joke #except the ones who wanted to see the creature #I think Ra would be interested on him #So the LoA was also following Phantom #maybe they were the ones who contracted Slade #dp x dc crossover #Jazz tough Danny was being selfish #he was not #he was collecting the money for Jazz U #since she didn't want to ask their parents #they were already struggling with their inventions #And even with university help you still need some money #Danny wanted to help her #maybe give some extra money for her future necessities too #like the apartment and food since she is moving out of Amity #The misunderstanding with the video game was because Danny was excited to play it online with Sam and Tucker #And he didn't tell Jazz because he wanted it to be a surprise #Idk if one of the Bats can be Jazz ally or if she will be badass on her own #Phantom is making Slade a little uncomfortable #Because he looks so human and the description was about a creature #But he still needs to handle him to whoever his contractor is

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user-without-a-cool-acronym · 3 months

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Lord Ras, a powerful tiger from another dimension, who is skilled in close range combat and wields an gigantic hammer: "You cannot stop me, Ninja! My master will rise and you all will be destroyed!"

Sora, reassembling her Headphones into a gun: "parry this, you f-cking casual"

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago shitpost #Shitpost #Lord Ras #Sora #ninjago ras #Ninjago Sora #This joke came to me in a dream #I mean Sora probably could do that on a power level #We have seen her do much harder things in the mech shorts #Also after all she's been through #She should be allowed to shoot someone

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everythingcatradora · 5 months

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that scene in heart pt 2 where adora mimics her and catra’s forehead touch that was in the crystal castle hologram and then slowly drags her fingers across catra’s face as she thinks she’s touching her and taking her in for the last time actually haunts me like…she ra storyboarders u were fucking crazy for that one

#Also adora is comforting catra verbally while doing so because she’s about to sacrifice herself like are u joking #she was trying to make peace with her death and take in the girl she loved just one last time guys…i feel insane #catradora #catra #adora #she ra #spop #back on my bs

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fizzlewizard404 · 10 months

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call me the Backstreet Boys bc i want someone to tell me why i did this

#might deleteeee #she-ra #spop #double trouble #art #klk #fanart #doodle #joke doodle

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certifiedbowsbian · 2 years

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i love how in she-ra and the princesses of power (2018) every time bow shoots an arrow he says “it’s bowin time” and then just bows all over his enemies. excellent touch to his character.

#spop #spop jokes #spop shitpost #she ra shitpost #she ra and the princesses of power #spop bow #she ra bow #she ra and the princesses of power bow #spop memes #she ra memes #she ra jokes #it’s morbin time #my post

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thegreatclover · 2 years

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does your brain obsess over a different fandom every week or are you normal.