It's not the size of the dog ~ @MarkTwainQuote
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight,
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Dean: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Y/n: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Dean: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Y/n: But I heard a siren.
Castiel: That was Sam.
Sam: Sorry, I got nervous.
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incorrect jjk quotes [33/?]
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Y/N: Please, König? For me?
König: Nein Schatz! You cannot do that!
Y/N: Do what?
König: You think every time you say "Please? For me?" with the puppy eyes I will do whatever you want. Well, dieses Mal nicht (not this time).
Y/N:
König:
Y/N: ... Please? For me?
König: In Ordnung. (Fine/All right)
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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i'm taking him home
to my willow tree
i will bury him among the roots so he can be with me
@whatlurksbean
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Y/N on the phone with Charlie: "So got an offer from someone on the internet to be their sugar baby"
Charlie: "Really? How much was he paying?"
Y/N: "$1500 and all I have to do is send photos of my feet"
Charlie: "Are you going to do it?"
Y/N: "No seems kinda hinky you know"
Hours later Dean comes back looking for Castiel, walks into Y/N's room
Dean: "What's going on in here?"
Castiel looking up while Y/N paints his toes a bright red, both blushing
Castiel: "I'm going to make Y/N money by being her glucose infant"
Y/N laughing, while Dean looks confused
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Eddie: how tall are you?
Buck: mmm about 6’2
Eddie: right
Eddie: and on your knees?
Chimney: *chokes* GUYS PLEASE
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Please reblog for a larger sample size
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There's nothing wrong with staying small ~ @jasonfried
There’s nothing wrong with staying small.
success, success quotes, business, business quotes, size, size quotes, small, small quotes, big things, big things quotes, Jason Fried, Jason Fried quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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Sam: Dean, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.
Y/n : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Dean: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Y/n * How about a muffin on the house baby?
Y/n , giggling: I’m pretty.
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Natasha: What are you eating?
Y/n: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.
Natasha: I like you, don't I?
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incorrect jjk quotes [34/?]
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kori (bugs bunny communist meme): our boytoy malewife
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Y/n: If I die, donate my body to science for research.
Caroline: Okay…
Y/n: Except my middle finger. Send that to Damon.
Damon: Hey-
Caroline: Done.
Damon: Hey!
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