#sorry for everybody else

[housewifebuck]

anonymous requested: buck + stubble

#they couldn't ALL be from his recovery era so some of these are pathetic examples sorry #Evan buckley #evanbuckleyedit #911 #911edit #911verse #911 abc #Oliver stark #🪐 #my gifs #ajlook #alielook #tuserrae #tuserjw #and uhhh everybody else

[spacedlexi]

its my birthday who wants some KISSIES!!!

#this is a little old atp but im posting it as a treat enjoy everybody #thinking about how relaxed and comfortable in their relationship they would be after 10 years 😭 im normal im normal #like the last ep of S4 but cranked up to 100......im normal im normal!!! #all the shit clem has done and had happened to her and now she just gets to chill and kiss her gf?? truly she has achieved peace #yeah theyre making out under the minnie heart WHAT ABOUT IT theyve carved their own somewhere else dont worry #sorry but i love twisting the minnie knife whenever i can :) #obviously violets feelings about it are completely different now but ya know... Memories... #the walking dead game #twdg #violentine #clementine twdg #violet twdg #twdg post game #spaced art 2024

[babsaros]

hey. when cis society is oppressing a trans man, what he is experiencing is. In Fact. misogyny. i'm sorry i know none of us like to be reminded of our agab, and it hurts whenever people perceive you as the wrong gender. but a cis person hate-criming, assaulting, verbally abusing, etc, a trans man is not doing "transandrophobia" because they do not perceive him as a man.

they perceive him as a woman failing at her gender, as a woman who has been seduced and lied to and manipulated because women are so easily led astray, just like it says in the bible. they perceive him as a woman who has been mutilated. they perceive him as a dyke that needs to be fixed. if they are hate-criming him because they *do* perceive him as a man, because he passes well enough they aren't thinking he could be trans, then they're doing so out of homophobia, perceiving him as a gay man, a pervert, a sissy, a danger to children. OR, they are being transphobic but specifically because they think he might be transfeminine instead. when cis society oppresses a trans woman, they are able to do it on multiple levels at once. She's a woman failing at her gender, a dyke that needs to be fixed. Or she's an evil and grotesque crossdressing pervert, a rude caricature, a danger to polite society. she will never be doing enough to escape oppression entirely, no matter if she gets every surgery she can and wears makeup every day and passes perfectly, because she lives under a patriarchy, and she's a woman, so she lives in a panopticon, and HAVING to get surgery and wear make-up to be respected IS oppression, especially if the alternative is being hate-crimed.

trans women (and trans men who pass) are not experiencing "transandrophobia" when a 'queer women and nbs" event turns them away at the door for being too masculine. they are. IN FACT!! experiencing the byproducts of misogyny in a patriarchy!!! where the terfs and coward cis women running those events and occupying those spaces have been taught (sometimes through experience, sometimes by men, sometimes by women) throughout life that men = stronger and more dangerous than women ALWAYS. That they need to protect themselves at all times and always be vigilant. That men and women can't be friends without sexual tension (and so as queer women the mere existence of what they perceive as a "man" is a threat). That women need a separate sports league because they can't possibly compete with someone who has even a little bit "extra" (an unquantifiable amount actually because there isn't a standard range) testosterone. That women should cook and men should fix cars. i promise you, i promise i promise i promise. it's misogyny. like!!! you don't say cis gay men experiences "androphobia", bc that's not a thing!! you sound like fucking mens rights activists guys please! you don't say a black man experiences "misandrynoir"!! because living in a patriarchy fundamentally means men do not experience oppression based on their gender. its not happening. shut the fuck up. stop walking us back to 2014 can we please take a step forward and stop bitching about this. there are genuine issues in the world and i'm frankly sick of people who should be smarter than that needing to be gently hand-held through this fucking explanation for the millionth time and still stomping their feet.

#cw transmisogyny #cw discourse #cw transphobia #longterm tme mutual pissed me the fuck off bye #everybody else gets to read this now #if you still don't get it idk maybe go stick your head down a toilet and flush #that might help #its so fucking simple stop drinking terf koolaid #if u are transmasc and have experienced transphobia i'm really sorry that happened to you. #and if calling it 'transandrophobia' makes u feel less dysphoric then whatever fine #but its not like. a systemic issue. #pls understand that #transmisogyny is a systemic issue we should be talking about. because misogyny is a systemic problem we have not yet solved. #i hope i never have to talk about this again #lmk if i should tag it as anything else #or if i've worded anything in a way that should be corrected

[actualbird]

// cn server spoilers, new tot pv

LUKE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER AAAAAA

#LUKE IN THE FOREGROUND OF THE INVITE SERVING MAIN CHARACTER OF TEARS OF THEMIS VIBES #SORRY IM LATE WORK'S BEEN KILLING ME BUT AUUUGHHH #tears of themis #tot spoilers #THIS IS A LUKE POST BUT KNOW I ALSO GASPED AT EVERYBODY ELSE #ANYWAY ARE WE GETTING MARRIED?? IS THAT WHATS GOIN ON IN THE 2ND CGS?? AA

[asterwild]

all the otters!

#id in alt #otters #wildlife #world otter day #all the things #even less accurately to scale than the penguin one sorry :( #asian small-clawed otters are tiny and giant otters are big boys. everybody else is just somewhere in between.

[yangjeongin]

your year in every color . . . happy birthday BANG CHAN!

#bang chan #stray kids #bystay #createskz #malegroupsnet #chan #*gif #*ccarly #*carly:chan #*chan #*series:bday22 #this one is kinda weak but i am so tired sorry chan try being born earlier #love you though... #hope he has the best day and that everybody celebrates him bc he is always focused on everyone else!!! chan day it's chan day it's for U #sometimes i think abt that interview skz did for tumblr and the fact that they know tumblr exists #which means they inevitably have searched themselves on tumblr. have they seen our gifsets or just weird fic? who knows #but bang chan if u happen to see this i love you and you are doing amazing happy quarter 50 <3 #i am tearing up for some reason . i care him so much he deserves so many good things. blaming how exhausted i am for this. one bdayset LEFT #*hits

[quirkle2]

art pieces that r incomprehensible without access to my mind

#qkdraws #id in alt #hiiii sorry for no art for a bit there i took what was Supposed to be a 2 week break from drawing after that comic #but then i took a break from the break bc not drawing for 2 weeks is smth im not capable of #first time rendering the texture of an orange i know it looks off but cut me some slack man . im just a little guy #this is smth super vague for a fic idea i have in mind. i have way more art for this fic than words #art = like 3 pieces And an animation #words: an astounding 0 #ritsu-centric and kinda horror-esque tho so weeeee #i've drawn ritsu in this pose w this expression like . 4 times now. which is rly funny to me #what can i say i just.it's fun.it fits him #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #ritsu has a bad time and everybody else is highkey concerned for his mental and physical wellbeing: the fic

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Where Is My Wife

DAVE: murdering people

KANAYA: Okay ❤️ Yay

#submission #my husband…. shes arriving so soon…. #i have 200 wishes and a staff of homa for her #and the most elaborate pull ritual YET #// <- CYAN . dude ive been in the fucking Dimension. MAD sorry . we need to talk again #wait you just have a homa sitting around in your inventory. hold on where did you get that #no no i have to dm you about this #uh. to everybody else hello. how yall doing #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #kanaya maryam #dave strider

[girlfriendline]

"does he use soap?" how long does it take the average person to shower

#matt boldy #minnesota wild #johnny gaudreau #sorry i cut everyone else out i'm not interested in them #obsessed w. everything about bolds in this. the use of 'average HUMAN'. the insinuation that everybody's dirty as shit. #need to know how much longer he thinks HIS showers are. and is it because of his hair. #bolds #johnny g

[hamletthedane]

Fuck it. Have some Mistborn Series memes:

Re-read The Final Empire this weekend and made some memes

Bonus:

…more to come as soon as I finish TWOA

#mistborn #the final empire #sorry these are mostly Vin-focused she’s just the funniest character #BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL ANGRY WET KITTEN MURDERS GOD #Did anybody else read this series?? just me?? #no spoilers on the remaining books as I never finished them but am now planning to read them ASAP #Reading this again the fact that Vin slowly obtains more and more dads as TFE progresses is the funniest plotline in any fantasy novel #Chap 1: zero dads. in fact a negative number of dads #Chap 50-something: average person has one dad. Spiders Vin who is adopted by everybody who meets her and has 10000 dads is an outlier

[coline7373]

Voulez-vous? (Ah-ha)

Take it now or leave it (Ah-ha)

Now is all we get (Ah-ha)

Nothing promised, no regrets (Ah-ha)

Voulez-vous? (Ah-ha)

Ain't no big decision (Ah-ha)

You know what to do (Ah-ha)

La question c'est «Voulez-vous?»

Voulez-vous?

Now with accompagnying counterpiece of Rex.

#i would like to blame #sorry #i would like to THANK the mustache cody server #for giving me way too many ideas #smolqui-gon #i'm looking at you #and journen #for the amazing brushes #and everybody else for contributing to the very important question of what Cody's playlist would look like #commander cody #codywan #always #otp: i think you will be needing this #star wars #fanart #clone wars #the clone wars #sw fanart #tcw fanart #cody fanart #my fanart #coline7373

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

sjsksjkjs how am i just now noticing the fucking dead woman in a casket behind wilson. who is she

#i guess she's from another funeral? #sorry idk anything about funeral homes #can people just . . . walk into the Communal Casket Room and see everybody else's dead relatives who had funerals that day? #is it just this lady or are they arguing in a room full of dead people?? #though in fairness i suppose that's not so weird for these two #anyway this poor woman's ghost is in the room with them just BEGGING them to get together so they'll finally leave her in peace #house md #house 5x4 #house season 5 #op

[alfhildr-the-word-weaver]

Today on "tumblr ads that I wish were rebloggable":

I'm not wildly fond of tumblr ads promoting weight loss all willy-nilly, but the theming of this one combined with the fact that I saw it on a blog that I first followed for Dracula Daily posting has me losing it. Lose weight how, pray tell, dear tumblr ad? Lose blood weight? Because someone's drinking it? Am I going to be running through Transylvania because there's a vampire chasing me?

#funny #Dracula Daily #weight loss tw #tumblr ads #Transylvania #walking challenge #I don't mind the idea of a walking challenge but this idea that everybody needs to lose weight constantly is so dangerously pervasive #but the implied context of “lose weight because vampires” is kind of hilarious #image described in alt text #sorry to the people of Transylvania that your country gets flattened to heehoo vampires #but the spooky castle theming plus the theme of the blog that I saw this on made thinking about vampires unavoidable for me #vampires #rosebleue #sorry Rose (can I call you Rose?) I know you did not personally put this ad on your blog #it's just the combination of it with you as a vampire blog that made it so funny to me #blood drinking #ask to tag #if there's anything else I've missed #lunch break posting

[kurolini909]

LATE BECAUSE I MESSED UP-

@zu-is-here

Happy birthday!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁

So sorry for the timing-- I legitimately don't know what happened, we had it all planned out and everything, I'm going to scream-

#kuro909 #my art #undertale au #undertale #fanart #not my character #birthday art #zu is here #Marked the converted time for Tumblr to post automatically #and figured I could go to bed and let it handle it simce it was like 3 AM for me #I should've known better than to trust Tumblr #again Zu so sorry---- #and everybody else too- #the plan was all set up #cant believe this #but better late than never??? #Zu #i hope you have a lovely (late) birthday and an incredible year and day and everything #cause you're a very sweet person and you deserve all the good things <3 #enjoy the hug! #since* #sorry still sleepy #HugForZu #sketchy cat gives you all the best wishes <3

[jackexmachina]

spn + text posts

image description: clips from “Sin City,” “After School Special,” “The Rapture,” “The Great Escapist,” “About A Boy,” “Our Little World,” “Lost and Found,” “Various & Sundry Villains,” “Unfinished Business,” and “Proverbs 17:3” paired with tumblr text posts

13x01: Jack is across from Sam in the holding cell of a police station, and he moves to sit cross-legged on a bench. His brow is furrowed and he looks concerned, then he looks up at Sam saying, “Will you tell them that I’m sorry?” text post from jame7t reads [sorry for being lovable and cute & sweet. AND adorable.]

15x05: Sam picks up his cell phone from a table in the bunker, it shows several unanswered texts to Cass which read “Hey Cass checking in.” “How are you doing? Everything ok?” “Cass call me we need to talk.” “Didn’t realize you were taking off.” “Service sucks in the bunker, want to make sure you’re getting these?” “Call me when you can.” “Want to make sure you’re ok?” text post from papayajuan2019 reads [people who dont double text are in such mental prisons. i will text seven times if it requires it]

13x12: Dean stands in front of Sam in the bunker, he makes a sweeping motion with his hand saying, “It is gorgeous outside.” Sam puts a hand on his shoulder, telling him to stop as he turns away, but then Dean punches him and knocks him out. Dean winces as he watches Sam fall to the floor. text post from fungalfaggot reads [oh you’re touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*]

4x13: young!Sam in a flashback turns in his chair to glare at a school bully, saying, “Yeah, sure.” text post from evilvillain123456789 reads [fifth grader’s report card with straight As and at the bottom the teacher wrote “extremely violent and dangerous young man”]

11x06: Several moving close-up shots of Castiel standing at the door leading outside the bunker, he is suffering from PTSD flashbacks. He looks haggard and disoriented. text post from elytrians reads [“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease]

4x20: Sam moves away from a demon and the lower half of his face is covered with demon blood, his teeth are bared and his eyes look animalistic. He turns around to stand up and sees Dean and Castiel in Claire’s vessel watching him, disturbed. His face falls, caught. text post from dogmotif reads [haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns]

13x20: Gabriel watches Sam, calculating, but then he turns to look at Dean. Dean rolls his eyes, shrugging in acquiescence. text post from annabelle--cane reads [it’s rotten work. especially to me especially if it’s you. I’ll fucking do it but christ alive.]

8x21: Sam stands in front of Dean in a hallway, slightly delirious and telling Dean about a memory from when he was very young. He says he was thinking, “I could never go on a quest like that.” He is almost smiling as he finishes speaking. text post from soulmvtes reads [trying to outgrow the deep shame and embarrassment woven into my existence wbu]

10x12: age-regressed Dean stands in front of Sam outside a witch’s lair, saying, “First time you ever had to say that, huh?” and grinning. Sam glares at him, bending down a little to respond, “Big talk coming from the dude wearing underoos.” text post from monelyslave-noscopekween600thou reads [I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”]

3x04: Sam stands at the door to an office he’s just broken into, telling them, “Have a nice day?” He tries to smile but then quickly leaves, cringing painfully as he walks away. text post from kristina100000 reads [we should all be 6′5 with 250lbs of muscle mass with a heart of a darling]

#I want to be sorry that these are mostly sam but like. I'm not really. everybody else needs to be more text post-able. #sam winchester #dean winchester #jack kline #castiel #gabriel spn #3x04 #4x13 #4x20 #8x21 #10x12 #11x06 #13x01 #13x12 #13x20 #15x05 #*mine

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies