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vaggietheangel · 2 days
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Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.
Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!
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thehungergamesmemes · 15 hours
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Katniss: You played me like a fiddle
President Coin: Oh no, Mockingjay. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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inevitablemoment · 18 hours
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A little incorrect quote set after the courtroom bust. Ray is very much the Boyle to Egon and Cathleen's Peraltiago.
For reference, Cathleen is 34 weeks pregnant with Marie.
Thank you again to @lilysketchingsth for this beautiful work of art! Forever grateful that I came across your blog.
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Damian: Father is looking at us. Act natural.
Tim: Spreadsheet, spreadsheet.
Jason: Crime, crime.
Dick: Gotham, Gotham.
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chaoticace2005 · 1 month
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Vox: You played me like a fiddle!
Alastor: Oh no, old friend. Fiddles are actually difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are!
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waltermis · 1 month
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Office
*Natasha walking pass Y/N*
Natasha: Hey Y/N, will you join me in Fury's office for a second?
Y/N *following Natasha*: Ohhh, private rendezvous huh? This whole 'trying to make a baby' thing has got you super freaky girl-
*Entering the office*
Y/N: Heeeyyy FuRY! *clears throat* What's up dude...!!
Fury: ...
Natasha: What did you think was happening??
Fury: She clearly thought you were gonna have secret sex in here...
Y/N: WHAt?! Inappropes much, Nick? *awkward chuckle*
Natasha: ...😏😏
Fury: Hey! Stop thinking of ideas!!
Natasha:
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Ahsoka: You don’t have a hairdryer in your ship?
Anakin: Have you never met a human before?
Ahsoka, on the phone with Obi-Wan: Master Obi-Wan, do you have a hairdryer in your ship?
Obi-Wan: Of course, I’m not an animal.
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sunflowersloth · 1 year
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wednesday: i’m actually deeply in love with enid and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
ajax: why are you telling me this??
wednesday: because no one will believe you.
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waterfire1848 · 2 years
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[ After the Batkids destroyed the manor. ]
Jason: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Jason, as Bruce: Jason, what are you doing?
Bruce, appearing from behind Jason: Jason, what are you doing?
Jason: I conjured him.
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 6 months
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textsfromthetva · 1 month
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Loki / Brooklyn Nine-Nine [29/?]
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hawkinsincorrect · 29 days
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Robin: I'm somehow embarrassed and proud of you at the same time.
Steve: Yeah, that's my sweet spot.
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underqualified-human · 8 months
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*Ace watching as Yuu and Grimm sort through an entire stove-sized box of Valentine's Day letters/gifts*
Ace: What do you do to them? Yuu: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Jason: Look, Tim, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.
Jason: Dick and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.
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incorrectskywalkers · 9 months
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[anakin, ahsoka and some clones are stood before a burning building after a mission went terribly]
Anakin: ...Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
Anakin, imitating Obi-Wan: "Anakin, what are you doing?"
Obi-Wan, appearing from behind them: Anakin, what are you doing?
Anakin: I conjured him.
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