Terezi: 4ND WH4T DO YOU HV3 TO S4Y 4BOUT 4LL OF TH1S >:?
Rose: I claim the fifth amendment
Terezi: WH4T'S TH3 F1FTH 4M3NDM3NT?
June: babe, you went to law school
Terezi: 1 W4S 4BS3NT TH4T D4Y!!
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F/O, about S/I: I would die for them. I would kill for them. Either way, what bliss.
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Kirishima: Had anyone ever told you you have the softest blue eyes?
Bakugou: No. besides my eyes are red.
Kirishima: No wonder no one has ever told you.
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Giyuu: Sanemi, last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.
Giyuu: Do it again!
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Dr Fry: but what if... what if you found just the right person who worshiped and adored you? Who- who would do everything for you who would be your devoted slave... then what would you do?
Melisha: I'd pity him
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Thor: You need to stop wearing so much black.
Loki: I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.
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Hangman: Don’t torture yourself, Bradshaw.
Rooster: *quirks an eyebrow* …
Hangman: That’s my job.
Hangman: *winks*
Rooster: *blushes furiously*
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Engineer: Let’s discuss how to prevent fires.
Pyro: *holding a lit match* Prevent them?
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Max: Don't torture yourself, David.
Max: That's my job.
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Cynthia: Dawn is at that age where there's only one thing on her mind.
Rowan: Boys?
Cynthia: Murder.
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Jason: curled up in a ball, snoozing
Percy: look at him. I would die for him. I would kill for him.
Jason: snuggles up to him
Percy: ruffles his hair either way, what bliss
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Optimus: Elita, seeing you like this, my Energon boils.
Elita: As does mine.
Optimus: These chains of pain...
Elita: Our chains...
Optimus: To live without you, only that would be torture.
Elita: A day alone, only that would be death.
(Optimus and Elita leaning to kiss each other.)
Starscream: Knock it off.
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Amber: Daddy it was terrible, they killed him!
Varian: Nigel got murdered?
Amber: A dragon!
Varian: Wait, dragon, who killed a dragon??
Amber: A Knight in shining armor! He killed the dragon!
Varian: I can’t believe anyone would kill a dragon.
Cassandra: Oh, that poor defenseless dragon!
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Xena, looking at Gabrielle: Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.
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Gith Tav: Lae'zel, last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.
Gith Tav: Do it again!
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Rogue: So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another.
Rogue: Aren't I a person?
Rogue: Don't I yearn and ache and shop?
Rogue: Don't I deserve love... and jewelry?
Paladin and Cleric: [unfazed]
Warlock: [nodding, deeply touched]
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