#the kid wants coffee

[turbourbo]

Luther: *sets mug in front of Five* Here you go, Five, a nice hot cup of coffee!

Five: *touches mug* It’s cold.

Luther: A nice cup of coffee.

Five: *takes drink, immediately spits it out* It’s horrible!

Luther: Cup of coffee.

Five: I’m not even sure if this IS coffee!

Luther: A cup.

#the umbrella academy #tua #luther hargreeves #five hargreeves #the kid wants coffee #tua incorrect quotes

[agendratum]

on track m/v | skzflix

#is this anything? #hold on how do i tag this #stray kids #skz #hyunjin #i.n #skzflix #bystay #straykidsedit #createskz #staysource #mt #gifs #fr tho i saw that set that #combined on track and skzflix and was like #WAIT THE COFFEE MILK #also i haven't gif in a very long time and juts wanted to #i think i forgot what coloring is #multiskz

[system-architect]

i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.

#my stuff #gw2 asura #asura #plex getting through his day on 2 cups of coffee 1 cup of liquid IV and a Breakfast Bar #goes home and has a kid cuisine. #idk how to explain but asura and like 50s-80s design and culture notions just go hand in hand to me #i want to see them working in little wood paneled cubicles ok #just brazenly smoking at work while typing on an unnecessarily clunky interface #inquest superior calls you into her office. every wall is a mirror. its triangle shaped for no reason. she is wearing shoulder pads. #i just want that 'lower levels of portal 2' energy maybe #(i think this thought started when i was replaying a bug in the system and noticed their offices have SO many potted palm trees) #(i was looking at those plus the neon lights and going like Hmmmm...Miami while being chased by 9458309 plague beetles) #these tags are really rambling on sorry LOLLL

[wttcsms]

horribly short summary of what im trying to accomplish here, but if you were to read a fic featuring character, a soldier honorably discharged and is officially off the battlefield and yet he can’t seem to shake off the war from clinging to his body, and he’s basically a bit of a mess and feels incapable of returning to ordinary life and there’s you, the sweetest thing in the whole world, and he keeps trying to tell you he’s no good and you’re there to help him with everything (and it kills him a bit, to see you wasting your time to help him, and it kills him because he feels like he shouldn’t be the type of person who needs help) and !! just slowburn and falling in love and just read the tags for the vibe ok, who would it be for

#i was originally thinking ghost from cod since hello there’s so much source material to work with #and the fic would suit him nicely but also idk if i have cod readers left on my blog #so any characters are fine like an aot character would also prob fit the bill for this #but ive just been thinking abt everyone who’s analyzing hozier’s snippet #with how he takes his coffee black and his whiskey neat and how this girl is too sweet FOR HIM #as in… not being deserving of something so nice #and feeling that way but also showing how in the healing process - in the process of getting better - #we start to discover that we are allowed to enjoy and indulge in nice things. that we also deserve to live a life full of sweetness #and it’s a bit serious since it will touch on ptsd; on survivors guilt #and the fic is long - spanning from getting together to him having kids w u #& how even after all this time sometimes the war is still fresh as ever on his mind #and just !!! it’s a lot #also that Taylor line that’s like ‘is it really your anxiety that keeps you from giving me everything? #‘or do you just not want to’ + ‘you wouldn’t be the first renegade to need somebody’

[calamitys-child]

My purpose and singular mission in life is to make sure queer and/or neurodivergent kids know that sometimes it really is their parents who are stupid and other adults are on their side. This, unfortunately, does not make me popular with their parents. Gonnae keep doing it though.

#kid was very overwhelmed by the theatre environment and panicking and didnt want to see the show cause it looked scary #and the mum was trying to get me to tell the kid its not scary (no i dont lie to kids i told her there are lots of funny bits but a couple #of maybe scary bits too) #and I told her hey listen the bravest thing you can do is tell people you arent comfortable somewhere. youve done so well to do that #and i gave her a program so she can learn more and make an informed decision if she wants to come another time #and i asked her what her favourite things are and she said science and animals and i told her to try the museum its super fun #and her mum was all 'ugh shes a nightmare she's ~on the spectrum~' #and i went yeah me too. and told the kid this isnt for everyone and she did well to tell me and i hope she likes the museum #and like. her mum yelling at her was making everything worse. talking to her like a person with agency? #got her from full panic attack to actively smiling at me in under 5 minutes #sometimes your parents or guardians are in fact being stupid or rude! neurodivergent adults exist! other people see you and hear what you're #saying and won't be mad! #anyway. now IM very overwhelmed but i really hope that kid remembers this and i hope she has a great day #im going to get a coffee and sit under a tree for a while

[soffftie]

decided to try an online programming course since i have no idea what to do with my life after graduating/the last book i read!! i know before the coffee gets cold gets a lot of bad reviews and i get why, but personally i still enjoy the vibes and the atmosphere of this series

#i finally got a kindle this year after wanting it since i was a kid 🥹 #and this was the first book i read there! #books #studyblr #cozy #coffee #books and coffee #bookworm #bookblr #books & libraries #book lover #mine #before the coffee gets cold

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

#i want yall to know that i spent a full 2 minutes tryna spell reciprocation im not kidding #i dont even know if this actual makes sense bc reading it back makes me wanna kms i articulated this so badly im so sorry #i literally just woke up and the coffees hasn't kicked in yet #anyway what i meant by this is crowley is the biggest simp alive with a weak nervous system when it comes to az and aziraphale is #just like 'marry me already u fucker' everytime crowley is agonizing abt if az loves him like that he puts his hand his hips and gestures #wildly their wedding rings then is like 'oh shit i forgot to give u that' and crowley discorporates #bro im so excited for s2 im shaking out of my skin every single minute km not watching it i cant focus on anything other than these idiots #send help PLEASE #good omens #azicrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens headcanons

[aldoodles]

Live footage from a corner of the annual ‘really tired 12 year olds who could kick my butt w a sword and also need a vacation’ support conference. Percy and Gregor are bonding about being New Yorkers and Hiccup can understand what it’s like to fiercely love a home others might find hostile or weird.

#idk what this is aside from the fact that all of these kids need a nap and a hug and a vacation and would someone please get the coffee away #from Percy?? #Pjo #httyd books #httyd #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #tuc #the underland chronicles #tuc gregor #book!hiccup #percy jackon and the olympians #percy Jackson #blaaaaaa chronic illness is driving me insane today lads #fanart #al chatters #the composition doesn’t make sense but I wanted to draw them all so HA I have done so #digital #doodles #sketchy sketchy #my art #I’m so used to drawing hiccup next to fishlegs and cami who are also small so EHEHEHE next to normal sized children he looks itty bitty

[chimerahyperfix]

You’re looking for something— no, someone, too, aren’t you?

(I can’t comprehend how you understand what’s going on, with your lifeless shell. Craft as you are.)

#isat #in stars and time #live a live #isat loop #cube live a live #RAHHHHHH [COMBINES MY FIXATIONS] #behold my crack fic au. tiny robot in dormont #I’m cooking let me cook. cube has the little guy little dude vibes #and is also canonically like. a baby? #their chapter in the game happens the day they were finished #so. a baby. #cube is so <3. their chapter is a space horror #I would 100% recommend at least watching a video of it #IT GOES CRAZYYYYYY #pov flicking a card that says die child die at the floor. so #anyways. this au makes no sense to anyone but me #this is MY funny house and I’m going to play in it #worlds smartest baby [a robot] figures out timeloop shit before the party more at 2 #if you ask I WILL ramble abt the concept of this au I will #<- trying desperately to get away from working on my other au post #[I need to draw smth for it and I’m struggling lollll] #sitting here like ughhh I don’t wanna draw this imageee [puts off entire au post] #ANYWAYSSSS #LOOP WOULD HATE THIS KID. the fuck is a robot. #the fuck is this damn thing and how has it read me literally immediately #how dare you be made of craft. be artificial. and be able to read my despair like a book #how dare you; a fake being made by someone else. be more human to me than the people that once were my party #how dare you want to help me when I dont know you because you didn’t EXIST in my loops #…but. uh. thanks for the coffee. even if I can’t drink it I recognize the sentiment. or whatever #falls to the floor dramatically. oughhhh loop and cube ougughhh

[milkbreadtoast]

This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일 #shitpost #mcdonald's meme #i am sure abt the main trio + fred + benjamin kdjfjd #cackles... #yeseo is like. he's a responsible type so he WOULD be in the top corner u know? ...if not for his appetite/love of food... #that alone drives him toward the bottom right corner... #(thats my reasoning for putting him in the middle tho kdjf like hes not as chaotic as christelle so i didnt want to put him all the way down #like he still has his responsible side... BUT. the appetite.... he's prob be the one driving them to mcdonalds in the end... nomnom #christelle was easy to sort of... and elisa would also be w her #and ced is like. yea hes a jerk and black coffee drinker but... hes not rly a prankster like his mom #he's more stoic... so he's bumped up higher than smack in the corner w fres #*fred #benjamin... p self explanatory #ganael... he'd feel guilty if he's doing smth hes not supposed to but in the end he's a kid and would be excited abt going to mcdonalds #plus he'd easily get swept up by the others #herve... srry i wasnt sure abt u but he seems more responsible than his bro so #puts him near the top #aurelie... def wanted her in the top category but not as much as benjamin #plus she has her playful side so... shifted to the right #o also wasnt sure abt alex but from the few things i know #he seems kindhearted and also willing to have fun #puts him near yeseo..

[askblueandviolet]

What is your favorite food ?mayor

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #monkie kid macaque #lmk macaque #coffee is also up there on the list too #but I like to head con that unless this guy wants to pull an all nighter- #-their coffee is simply a full cup of milk with the tinest splash of espresso #this is because if you give them anymore caffine there is a 74 percent chance they will simply explode #the other 26 percent chance is where they simply come insanly hyper active and probably do things they will regret #and also they do not like bitter things #Macaque on the otherhand could eat a kilogram bag of coffee beans and be completely unphased #he wouldn't even flinch at the bitter taste of a black coffee #I do like to think the Mayor likes dairy in general actually #ice cream and cheese and yoghurt and mili and all of those other things

[hayaku14]

anyway kaishin + bad parent toichi and chikage enjoyers go read cuethesun's tomorrow, and the next day ✌️😎✌️

#kaishin #i will be rereading it for the nth time 🤚😌 #IT'S GOT THE CUTE COFFEE SHOP FLUFF #IT'S GOT KAITO HAKUBA FRIENDSHIP #IT'S GOT KID RELATED ANGST #IT'S GOT SHINICHI (i love that man) #IT'S GOT KAITO (i also love that man) #IT'S GOT THE DANGER #and it aint kaishin if theyre not hurt and worrying over each other babeeeey ohhhh i FUCKIGN LOVE KAISHIN RAAAAAAHHHH #also shinichi protecc kaito ugh ugu rahhh i lob him #also kaito protecc PROTECT shinichi uggghhghh i lob him #if i dont make sense then you just gotta read the fic #if you have already then this is the sign to reread #ALSO TO THAT PERSON WHO ASKED FOR FIC REC ON MY MESSAGES IM SORRY IMMA NEED TIME THATS SO HARD LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL LMAO #if you rly want some now though you can go to my ao3 bookmarks 😘 #also the kaishin bigbang fics are always a good place to start 👉😘👉 #dc prattles

[agent-maria-hill]

Doing paperworks, doing mission reports, supervising agents.

And what does a kid do to me in my morning walk? Kick my leg and pull the middle finger up my face.

#kids are asses #I just wanted to take a walk and coffee. #maria hill #agent-maria-hill #maria hill rp #//ooc sorry for being inactive

[oatbugs]

pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me! #LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️ #but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

[skunkes]

1. Looking at everything thru the lens of an alien visiting earth rlly is so fun

2. I hate that I can't send flirtatious signals to anybody in appropriate situations because I forget I look like a 17 year old. Along with the whole Pre T situation

#talkys #i was jst at the clerb #just kidding i was at a coffee shop for music festival awards and then a dj showed up and had everyone dancing #its so funnyyyy not in thr making fun way but like omg human beings like to Move Around #just like the people of the before times i bet.... #i loves it i like people watching #*FILM festival not music....got mixed up bc my brain keeps wanting to call it ''media festival'' ➡️ music #it was not music festival...

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

Do you have any food preference HCs? Like I think Craig would be a very picky eater, wouldn't like much seasoning, etc. Kraft mac n' cheese, chicken nuggets, and pb&j sandwiches are his best friend. Was curious if you have any ideas like that about him or the other characters bc I've been loving reading your HCs so far :)

hmm,,, i have a coffee preference post here regarding stan and kyle, but here are some other hcs i have (:

Kenny:

he has a very diverse pallet. he likes just about any food you give him unless its like, boiled unseasoned potatoes, but he'll still eat it. not particularly picky, but he does have preference for spicier foods or anything with loud and/or complex flavor profiles. he loves flavor bombs!

Cartman:

sweets and savory all the way. hes a southern comfort food enjoyer and a fructose fiend. everything from fried chicken, shepards pie, and ham to ice cream, and blackberry cobbler is on his wishlist. hes mildly picky in that hes not a fan of middle eastern or mediterranean food or things that are "out of his comfort zone." but he's still a big spice eater and loves mexican food in particular.

Kyle:

he was raised to not be picky because it's considered rude, but he's pretty picky in nature so he just learned to get around it. has some sensory issues regarding some cooking styles of vegetables and texture stuff. cant do cooked celery or onion because of the texture unless its finely minced, pureed, or powdered. not a fan of fish because he ate so much of it growing up, and because his mom would make these salmon patties that had would have bones in them so now any time he eats salmon or any fish he feels the need to vomit. (these are real btw. my family and many others made them. they had bones that you were supposed to just eat because they were crunchy enough to do so. nightmarish food istg.)

he also goes kosher in middle school when he connects more with his faith so... no more denny's bacon specials lmao.

Stan:

definitely more picky then the other four when it comes to flavor. doesn't like spicy foods and hates the texture of onions so he has to use minced, pureed, or powdered in recipes. he has the cilantro gene which makes visits to kyle's family for dinner pretty embarrassing. he doesn't like to make a big deal about it but he HAS to tell ms broflovski because if something even has a whiff of cilantro the entire meal tastes like soap and stink bug chemicals. sheila is very understanding of this and doesn't mind too much because the flavor of cilantro can be easily replicated with other herbs/spices. also has a huge vendetta against celery. it does NOT just "taste green" kyle, it's WEIRD and SHARP and the cooked texture is GROSS! hates steamed broccoli but tries to get over that in high school by eating it in frozen meals to get accustomed to it. not a big fan of things that are too sweet. sweets are best when they're just sweet enough to be yummy but not overpowering or super rich. the only "rich" sweet he likes is chocolate torte, and ONLY with black coffee to balance it out and it HAS to be in small alternating bites: like bite of torte, sip of coffee, bite of torte, sip of coffee, and so on.

Craig:

very restricted diet that sticks mostly to bland safe foods. every day for lunch he eats one of those uncrustable pb&js or honey and peanut butter. surprisingly a lot of his safe foods are vegetables of some sort because he ate them a lot as a little kid so hes accustomed to them and they feel "fresher" than other foods that can be overstimulating. they cant be cooked though, only raw. so he loves those veggie platters. broccoli is crossing the line a bit for him though because of the odd texture, so that's iffy for him. carrot sticks, celery, and ice berg lettuce are great though. some other non-veggie safe foods are white meat chicken or turkey, and instant mashed potatoes. he cant do normal mashed potatoes because they taste almost... smotheringly starchy?? the same with baked potatoes. but instant Idahoan brand instant mashed potatoes are lighter and smoother with a different taste. he can do cooked green beans as long as they still taste green and weren't cooked in a broth/grease of any sort, but he cant do peas because they're too mushy and weird.

#these are all the ones i can think of for now. i didnt want to do tweek because i think he genuinely has a fucked up diet as a kid #and i have no fucking clue what he would eat #from all we know he could live off of laced chocolate covered coffee beans and bakery scones #idek #colby rambles #sp #southpark #south park #sp kenny #sp kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick #sp eric cartman #sp eric #sp cartman #eric cartman #sp kyle #sp kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski #sp stan #sp stan marsh #stan marsh #sp craig #sp craig tucker #craig tucker #cloby's headcannons