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#the trumpet blast as he does a flip... the way it just cuts to a cheery carriage ride... girl what were they ON in 1978 😭
kenobihater · 3 months
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made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume
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mjscornerr · 4 years
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the can-can
for @broskepol (i don’t know if you meant this to be a writing prompt but i vibed with it and im bored at work)
(warning: can-can from orpheus in the underworld was blasted during the writing of this fic and as a result the entire work is on crack)
It had been stuck in Loki’s head all damn day.
It was a classical song with some sort of trumpet melody. “Can-can,” he remembers Peter calling it last night at his after-school Drama Club meeting. Peter claimed it was the Drama Club’s theme song.
A drama club that, believe it or not, Loki was a proud member of.
When Thor had brought Loki back to Earth, the team decided first and foremost that the god of mischief needed to be contained, to be isolated. He was too chaotic for their planet.
Whatever, Loki had thought. This coming from the gentleman that wanted to put a suit of armor around the world? Talk about paranoid.
Though when all was said and done, Thor hadn’t even been able to convince Tony to let Loki exist in harmony with mortals.
It had been Peter.
Peter suggested rehabilitation. He was the one that had seen Loki sitting bored out of his mind behind a thick sheet of glass, had been the one to hear Thor’s story of how Loki saved their people. He was the one that demanded Tony find any other method of familiarizing Loki with both humans and the world because, as far as Peter had been concerned, locking a person away just because they unleashed an entire alien race on the biggest city in the world “wasn’t fair.”
The punishment didn’t fit the crime, so it goes.
So there Loki was. Spreading strawberry jam and peanut butter on two slices of bread, humming “Can-can,” and silently wondering how he was finally living without a target on his back, silently thanking Peter.
“Are you...humming?”
Loki spun on his heel with a jump, butter knife flying out of his hold and splattering peanut butter and jelly on the floor as he made eye contact with Clint, who was leaning against the compound refrigerator with narrowed, suspicious eyes.
“No.” Loki spun back around, his chin raised as he brought the two pieces of bread together and settled the sandwich on a plate. “I hate music. It’s too...happy.”
Clint scoffed, his arms crossed over his chest as he sauntered forward. “And I’m...what? Just supposed to believe that?”
“Do what you will,” Loki shrugged, taking a bite of his sandwich and raising a brow smugly at the avenger. “I don’t control you.”
Clint clicked his tongue with a laugh, shaking his head. “Alright. I see how it is.”
“And how is it, bird man?”
“Don’t bullshit me. You’ve been in my head before. I don’t know what fucked up game you’re playing here, but we’ve taken you down once. Don’t think for a second we won’t do it again.”
“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”
“Cut the crap. Alright? You’re the god of mischief for christ’s sake. It’s in your blood.”
Loki clenched his jaw, his chin remaining raised as Clint stood inches from his face.
“You may have everyone else fooled, but not me. You can never belong here.”
Loki puffed his chest out, anger seeping into his gaze, his ears and cheeks burning red-
“Woah, woah, woah-“
Loki snapped his head toward the kitchen island as Tony jogged inside, his hands raised in mock surrender.
“Let’s all just take a breath. Alright? Legolas, you want to, uh...?”
Clint scoffed and turned on his heel as Tony brought a hand to the man’s shoulder and clapped it, turning over his shoulder and offering Loki a smile.
“Makin’ yourself some lunch there, Dark Knight?”
“...Trying to.”
“Right. Carry on.”
Tony led Clint out of the kitchen and heaved a sigh, hand remaining on his friend’s shoulder as they sauntered toward the great windows of the compound.
“...You wanna pull yourself together, dear?”
“He was humming, Tony. Humming a song like he’s innocent.”
“Look, alright, he’s getting there. But we can’t provoke him like that anymore.”
“Why are you okay with this? The guy is the literal master of manipulation and deceit, Tony. And why do you let him hang around the kid?”
“Loki can’t hurt Peter. There’s no one alive that can look in that kid’s eyes and try to hurt him. I don’t make the rules. Besides, Loki needs a friend that isn’t Thor.”
“I’m sorry, since when are we beating around the bush and treating him like royalty? In 2012 he’s killing at random and sending galactic armies down on us and now he’s making sandwiches in our kitchen? Humming?”
“Maybe he likes music.”
“Where did he even hear it?”
“Does that matter? He’s...immersing himself. He’s trying to be better. Who cares where he heard it?”
“It’s just weird,” Clint shrugged, squinting as he looked out the window at the blinding blue sky. “He doesn’t have a phone, and he definitely doesn’t watch TV. Just makes you wonder, you know, where he heard the song.”
Tony raised his jaw and narrowed his ryes suspiciously Clint’s direction, imagining all the ways Clint would flip his lid if he ever found out that Loki, for some reason Clint’s great enemy, was attending Drama Club meetings at the Midtown School of Science and Technology with Tony’s kid.
“...Could’ve been anywhere.”
“Hm.”
Tony’s answer had been far from satisfactory.
Clint was about to head home to his family for the weekend when he spotted Loki sneaking out of the compound, fully clad in a sweatshirt and jeans. He looked over his shoulder once before he was letting the door slip shut behind him.
Clint narrowed his eyes and followed him out, bow in hand.
Loki stopped beside one of Tony’s Audi’s. He looked both ways again anxiously before he was opening the passenger side door.
“Oh, no you don’t.” Clint growled and reached behind him for an arrow, fastening it in place, closing one eye for precision-
Clint’s eyes flew wide when he spotted Tony in the driver’s seat. He choked, quickly lowered his weapon, and watched numbly as Loki climbed inside the vehicle and shut the door behind him. The Audi peeled out of the driveway soon after.
“...What are you up to, Stark?”
Clint followed loosely behind the two in his car for about forty five minutes before Tony finally parked the car.
Midtown School of Science and Technology...?
The two climbed out of the car and began making their way through the front doors. It was four o’clock, so obviously school had ended by then.
Clint narrowed his eyes in suspicion and snuck after them.
They sauntered through the halls casually before Tony led them into the auditorium. Clint hurriedly ran to keep the door from shutting and slipped inside after them, bow and arrows still at the ready.
“...Okay, so, looks like everyone’s here, except...”
Clint crawled behind a row of seats in the audience, squinting as he watched a group of kids conversing, all seated in a circle on stage.
Two kids were standing looking at a clipboard. A blonde girl, sixteen or so by the looks of it, and...
Peter...?
“Oh, nevermind, there he is!”
“Hey, Loki!”
“What, no greeting for me?”
“Hi, Mister Stark.”
Tony patted Loki’s back as Loki hopped over the lip of the stage and crossed to the one empty chair in the circle.
“I beg your pardon,” Loki said in a polite, unfamiliar tone, smiling nervously as he sent an awkward wave to the group of kids. “I appear to have lost track of time.”
“You’re right on time,” the blonde one assured him, her smile beaming. “We’re covering improv today!”
“Oh, great,” Tony grunted as he seated himself on the front row in the audience. “I’m something of an expert at improv myself, you know. I have never planned anything that’s ever happened to me, ever.”
“Do you wanna join, Mister Stark?”
“...Nah. You guys got it.”
“If you say so. Alright, someone get the music.”
One of the kids hopped up from their seat and jogged backstage. A second later, classical music began playing softly around the theatre.
Clint gasped, betrayal flashing in his eyes as he narrowed them.
“The can-can...”
“Let’s warm up with the freeze game! Noes goes!”
The kids each quickly raised a finger to their nose. Loki was the last to do so.
“Aw, okay, Loki’s it for the first round.”
Clint scoffed. It? Loki’s it? Like he’s playing a god damn game of hide and go seek?!
“This should be good,” Tony said from the front row.
Clint saw red.
Peter sensed this, snapping his head out toward the audience in alarm. Tony frowned, turning over his shoulder.
But Clint was already running and fast, the music crescendoing as he grabbed an arrow, positioned it in his bow, leapt over the stage, landed on the apron-
“Get down!”
Peter’s cry of alarm sent everyone screaming and diving to the stage floor, hands over their heads protectively. Loki was standing with wide, terrified eyes as Clint aimed and fired his bow.
“No!”
Peter leapt forward and caught the bow a mere few inches before it could collide with Loki’s face. He stared at it in shock for only a moment before he was turning back to Clint, eyes wide.
“Mister Clint, what’re you-?!”
“Get down, kid.” Clint shot another arrow Peter’s way, the arrow exploding into a net and entrapping Peter inside as he collapsed to the ground. “I’m trying to protect you.”
Loki reached for Peter desperately, though Clint returned his aim to the demigod, expression seething.
“Don’t move a muscle.”
“Are you out of your damn mind?!”
Clint glanced to the side as Tony jumped over the lip of the stage, horrified gaze darting between the arrow aimed at Loki’s face and his kid, kicking and thrashing inside of a net.
“I was about to ask you the same thing.”
“I mean, Jesus Christ, Barton. I shouldn’t even have to tell you how wrong this is.”
“Dammit, Tony, this isn’t real. Okay? None of this is real! Until he’s been inside of your head, until he’s controlled your mind, you’ll never understand that everything he’s ever done was just for show.”
The auditorium doors clicked open. Clint faltered as Natasha, Thor, Steve, and Bruce walked inside, eyes immediately wide at the sight on stage.
“What the hell is going on here?”
“Brother? What is the meaning of this?!”
“Golden Archer here had a bright idea to ambush a high school to settle a grudge. That’s the meaning of this.”
Clint lowered his weapon, clearing his throat uncomfortably.
“...what are you guys doing here?”
“We’re here for the play.” Steve lifted a flyer from his pocket, eyebrow raised. “It’s Loki’s first show. It was on the fridge.”
“...What?!”
Loki sent an accusatory scowl Tony’s way. “You told them?!”
“It...might’ve slipped out over dinner. But I didn’t hang that on the fridge, I swear.”
Loki narrowed his eyes again, this time Peter being the victim.
“...sorry, Lo.”
“Wait...” Clint scoffed, eyebrows knitted together in confusion. “You signed him up for this, Tony?”
“...The guy’s already a drama queen. What else was I supposed to do?”
“We came to find you,” Natasha explained to Clint, “but you weren’t in your room. We assumed you already went home for the weekend.”
“I can’t believe this.”
“Um, excuse me,” the blonde girl was saying from the floor, her friends around her shivering in fear, “but what is going on? And why is Peter in a net?!”
“Good question, Miss Brant.” Tony strode forward, sending a seething glance Clint’s way before he swiped one of his arrows from out of Clint’s pouch and used it as a knife to slice through the ropes of the net.
“You good, kid?” Tony brushed Peter’s hair out of his eyes gently, worry etched into the lines of his face.
“‘M good, Mister Stark. Thanks.”
Tony was just about to turn around and tear Clint to shreds, though someone beat him to it.
“If you hurt the child again,” Loki warned through gritted teeth, “I’ll be the one holding the arrow to your face.”
Clint scoffed. “See, Tony? He’s still the same Loki. He hasn’t changed a bit.”
“Do you even hear yourself right now? That was eleven years ago. I mean, look at him. He’s wearing a sweatshirt and jeans for godsake. He’s at a Drama Club rehearsal. What’s he gonna do, huh? Kill us all with the plastic prop sword backstage?”
“I don’t-I don’t know, okay? He’s got Asgardian powers. Any second he could turn on us.”
“He would never do that.”
Clint raised an eyebrow as one of the kids rose from the ground hesitantly, hands still raised in the air.
“Loki is...we really like him here. He’s good at drama.”
“Yeah,” Betty nodded, rising to her knees. “He’s the club historian. He takes all of our pictures for us. He even started on a scrapbook.”
The group chorused in agreement. Loki fought a genuine grin when he remembered that the avengers were watching from the audience seating, listening.
“Plus, he’s one of my best friends.” Peter smiled up at Loki from his knees. “Right, Lo?”
Loki bit his lip before he grumbled something under his breath, throwing up his hands in mock surrender.
“Fine. Fine, okay? I may have...I may have bonded with the humans. And I-I listen to music now, and I go to Drama Club meetings, and I wear...whatever style of clothing this is.” Loki turned to Clint, his stance still defensive though his gaze was sincere. “I’ve changed. Or, at least, I’m trying to change. All I need is a second...second chance.”
Loki stuck his hand out for Clint to shake. Clint raised an eyebrow, raising his jaw.
“No tricks?”
“No tricks.”
“No lying? No infinity stones? No alien armies?”
“None whatsoever.”
Despite himself, Clint’s lip quirked ever so slightly in a smile and he was taking Loki’s hand in his, shaking it with a nod.
“Well...alright then.”
Clint slung his bow over his shoulder and turned to face the avengers in the house of the auditorium, his gaze apologetic. Natasha, Steve, and Bruce was smiling up at him. Thor was wiping tears out of the corner of his eye.
“Brava!” Thor clapped, his lip quivering. “Excellent! Excellent display!”
“...You realize that wasnt the show, right?”
“I would be fine if it was.”
“Eh,” Tony shrugged. “I think that’s enough Drama Club for one day. What do you say, kids? Rendezvous for some shawarma?”
The group of teens all chorused in excitement, rising from the ground and all thoughts of danger vanishing from their minds. They slung their backpacks over their shoulders and descended the steps of the stage excitedly.
“Mister Stark,” Peter frowned as Tony wrapped Peter in a side hug, squeezing him. “I thought shwarma was reserved for after missions?”
“Well...” Tony gestured his head toward the lip of the stage, where Loki was dangling his legs off of the side and engaging in conversation with the avengers.
Actually talking. No fighting, no weapons, nothing.
Thor was ruffling his brother’s hair fondly, tears still brimming his eyes. Loki was rolling his own, scoffing at Thor’s adoration.
Clint was still suspicious though Natasha was nudging him in the shoulder, a smirk on her lips. Bruce had an arm draped around Steve’s shoulders as Steve threw his head back with a laugh at something Loki had said.
“...Mission accomplished, kiddo.”
//do not tag as st*rker or th*rki//
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melyaliz · 5 years
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Canary 8
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Fandom: Marvel / MCU
Summary: All I had meant to do was make a friend smile, guess that’s not even ok anymore. 
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Notes: This was going to be something different and then it turned into this. Like so different that I even had cover art that totally didn’t fit. 
Loki and Canary wanted this I guess. 
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“So this is it”
“This is it!?! This isn’t just it... this is the AVENGERS!” 
“Yeah, ok it’s pretty great isn’t it?” 
“More like pure amazing.” 
“Well don’t act all fangirly, we do have a reputation around here.” 
“Aye Aye captain.” 
“And leave that captain stuff for the boy in blue.” 
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Ok so I’m not going to lie, I mean at this point I feel like we have all gotten close. We have seen some real shit together and well

When I first met Steve Rogers I was smitten. 
But like if we are all being really honest with ourselves
 who isn’t? 
Have you seen that man? Those abs? Those baby blue eyes?
That ass? 
And let me tell you, all that stuff is EVEN MORE gorgeous up close and personal. 
Plus he was just so nice to me when I first came. Back then, when I was so nervous and young. My powers had just become basically viral thanks to some kids who were quick on the draw with their phones. (But that’s a story for another day) My whole world had been shifted from the small-town girl to an Avenger. During those days I didn’t feel like I fit in here or there.
But Steve took the time to help me feel right at home. Making time ask me every day how I was settling in and taking the time to lean my interests and finding ways to bring them to the base. 
He was also the one who pushed Wanda and I to hang out and now we are basically best friends. 
Every morning I would look forward to our breakfasts together where we would talk about our past lives. How we were adjusting to the changes we had gone through and ways to cope. I would always feel my heart skip a beat when he would be waiting for me to train during the day. 
Those first days were so awkward because every single touch would set my body on fire. 
Then slowly, as the days stretched into months my flames started to dull into embers. 
Somewhere along the line my infatuation with him slowly faded into adoration and then a friendship. 
When that happens, though, I’m not quite sure. Feels recent but I can’t be for sure. It was as if one day Steve turned from the most beautiful man I had ever seen into just... a man. 
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“So how is the music Sam has been forcing
 I mean letting you borrow?” the Canary asked as she helped Steve unload the new equipment Tony had brought back. More fun trinkets for him to tinker with in his evil lair. 
Which he, of course, had dumped on Steve to unload, claiming to be too busy at the moment. 
“Good but there is something about those big bands that I miss.”
“Ohhh back in my day” 
Steve laughed at her playful tone, “There is something about just a good song that makes you want to dance to it.”
“Were you a good dancer back in the day?” 
Steve shrugged thinking back to the days when he could barely get a woman to look at him. When Bucky would basically force him on millions of dates with uninterested women. But as the night wore on, and the music would play he would always find that one wallflower who would be swayed by herself and take her across the floor. 
“My mom taught me a few moves and Bucky and I use to go dancing all the time.” 
“You know I took swing back in the day too.” 
“Oh?” 
“Yeah, some woman from our school decided to teach it over a summer as a way to keep wayward teens from getting into trouble.” 
Steve burst out laughing at her tone, making it the perfect pitch to sound like some slightly uptight busy body. “You never told me that.”
Canary shrugged as the last box was put into place. It felt like a lifetime ago. Her mother giving her a dress and dance shoes. The other girls and boys standing in line trying to follow the movements. That was before her powers had shown up. 
Before she was the canary. 
“Well, may I have this dance?”
“There’s no music.”
“Well, I know a place that does.”
“Then you’re on.” then true inspiration struck, “Actually,” the wheels turning in her brain, a plan. A way to give back to the man who had given her so much when she had first come here, “Let’s say six in the gym.”
“Ok, can I ask why?” 
She let out a sort giggle shaking her head as she skipped toward the door, “Nope!” 
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Sam grumbled the whole time. Tony didn’t even show up. But Vision was game and Wanda was always happy to help. 
After all, Steve always did whatever he could to fit into our time, why couldn’t we try and fit into his? 
Plus I needed a distraction from a certain green-eyed (not so) God.
And that look on Steve’s face when he walked in was a nice bonus. It was as if his whole body light up at the sight of the balloons, lights and the music blasting from the speakers with a little help from your’s truly. 
“Spotify is a magical thing,” I told him taking his hand dragging him into the room. “They had a whole playlist of top 40’s songs.” 
“Can I have this first dance?” Steve asked 
“Of course” 
An hour later and I was breathless swinging around the room. The music flying around matching the bright lights, sharp horns and deep drums with clean voices. My fingers buzzed with the sounds as flowed around me as I danced. The rest of the team enjoying themselves just as much. 
I’m sure the liquor Tony brought helped. (Yeah, he ended up showing up a while after Steve. Not one to miss out on any fun.) 
“Oh now I LOVE this one,” Steve said as another tune came on grabbing my hand swinging me around. Sam tipped his glass.
“This brother sure can sing” 
It took all my willpower to make the music swallow my laughs as Steve moved me around the room. It helped he was so strong, being able to pick me up and spin me around, it almost felt like I was flying. 
My feet hit the ground in time with the music pulling close and then spinning out.
And hitting something.
“Mind if I cut in?” 
The music seemed to wash down around me, cold like ice water dripping with sing like poison. Those green eyes looked down at me like a snake about to strike a mouse. 
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They were so loud Loki wasn’t surprised they hadn’t woken up hell itself. Screaming and yelling while the music blasted from the gym. The sight that greeted him was no different.
The loud music filled the room as the team of dorks stood around drinking and talking. The Witch and robot were swaying comfortably while the soldier moved in time around the room with his partner.
Loki’s Canary.
A huge smile on the young woman’s face as she looked up at Mr. America. Eyes shining and bright as the music seemed to follow them. Spun around in rhythm as if she was controlling it, maybe she was.  
He had never seen her this way. 
She was glowing. 
And it made his sick.
Standing in the doorway he waited, bided his time. Waiting for that opening, that moment when he could pounce on his prey. 
The song swelled up and then came crashing down, the beautiful horns making their last trumpets as the chorus was sung. Spinning around them as Justice Man and his partner moved across the dance floor.
Loki was a snake in the grass, moving so smoothly and deliberately he went undetected until his sound mistress was colliding with his chest. 
The look of shock she gave him was so beautiful he allowed himself a small smile. She (almost) always had a way of reacting just how he planned. 
“Mind if I cut in.” 
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Of course, the song changed to a slow one. 
Of flipping course. 
Steve shot me a concerned look, making sure I was ok with the turn of events. 
It was like all my walls came flying up so fast I almost didn’t see them happening. They knew they knew how uncomfortable I was and had come rushing to my defense. 
“Don’t” Loki’s voice was gentle but firm. Razors cutting into me as his eyes roamed me. 
“Don’t what?”
“You know what,” he said, his eyes never leaving mine. The walls, how did he always know? His hands were cold angst my warm ones as he intertwined them lead me to the center of the room. It was a good thing my face was already flushed because being this close while Billie Holiday crooned about love was adding a layer to my already confusion emotions that I didn’t want to have to justify at the moment. 
Couldn’t I just have one day of peace? 
“I’m honestly surprised you know how to do the waltz” change the subject, focus on anything but his large hand on my back. 
“I know many things” his voice was thick and deep, like chocolate. Bittersweet in my ears as he leaned in just a bit closer. “I am after all, much older than anyone else in this room.” 
“I just can’t see you in a 40’s club.” 
“I would never lower myself to be with mortals, but I do happen to be a collector of the arts.” 
“Well, then what drew you to these mere mortals today?” 
“Like I said, I’m a collector of the arts.” Maybe it was the tone in which he said it, of the way his tongue flicked out for a moment over his lower lip, or how his eyes seemed to wash over me but I suddenly felt very
 naked. 
And I was very aware of everyone around me. 
“I’m not a piece of art.” my words were strong and blunt. No more games, no more veiled innuendos. I’m tired. 
His eyes narrowed at my tone as I tugged at his hand. “What? You can spend hours dancing with boy bland there but when someone with real class
”
“I set this up for Steve thank you very much.” 
I could feel the anger boiling around me, the music seemed to fade away into silence, just the two of us locked in a staring contest. “And I don’t appreciate you talking about him like that. He’s my friend.” 
“Is he now? Is that all he is.”
How dare he
 I could feel my face lighting up hot. Memoires of me crushing on Steve for weeks. Thinking about ways to be around him, just be in his beautiful presence. That past me was just so pathetic and even the thought that somehow Loki seemed to be able to see that sent me into a whole new furry. Fight or flight. 
I mean he couldn’t really see it but
 It felt like he could. 
“This sort of dancing will never get you what you want.” he said leaning forward his face only inches from him, “the kind of dancing you need soft and slow, somewhere alone.” 
I wanted to blast him across the room.  I wanted to run. I wanted to
 I wanted to

“Why do you care?” my heart was racing so fast I could barely hear my own words as I spoke them.  I could barely hear anything but that pounding of my heart in my ears. 
Gently his hand reached up brushing away a few strands of my hair out of my face, letting them get tangled in his long fingers “Because you’re mine.” 
My hand grabbed his pulling it away, “I’m no ones.” 
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starbase118 · 4 years
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[Insert ‘Pink Panther’ theme here] 
((Apartment Block, Deck 801, Habitat Zone, Starbase 118)) 
The three Officers had mostly avoided contact with each other since arriving back at the base, apart from Lt. Cmdr. Hael’s party - which it would have been odd for them to not attend, or to be seen to be avoiding each other all evening. 
Now though, after finding out the location of Londonderry’s apartment, Gogi had called Malko and Dante and arranged to meet with them outside the block. 
It was, of course, an unassuming apartment block, one of the many apartment blocks that had been constructed to house Starbase 118’s many, many residents, in the uniform style that they had all been built in. A smooth white building, with nondescript, square windows on each of its several floors. 
Gogi’s access code had gotten them into the building and up to the 7th floor in the elevator, but as they stepped out onto the landing, their eyes were immediately drawn to the Starfleet Security Officer standing to attention outside apartment number 66. 
The stocky Bardeezan FO did not recognize the young, light-brown-haired, fresh-faced, Terran-looking man guarding Londonderry’s apartment and nor did he know of any order that had come from Captain Taybrim that the apartment should be guarded. Okay, he didn’t know absolutely everything that the Fleet Captain did, but he guessed he would have heard of something like this. 
Dante and Malko exchanged a meaningful glance of worry before Gogi frowned deeply as he cracked his knuckles and began to stride up to the guard. Malko and Dante followed, all three of them dressed in their duty uniforms. 
Fairhug: ::approaching the young man:: Good day to you
::making a show of looking at his pips::...Ensign
? 
The Ensign’s eyes widened as he took note of three senior officers suddenly standing in front of him. One dressed in a Medical uniform, one a Diplomat and this third, relatively short Officer with the long ginger hair was dressed in a Command uniform with Lt. Cmdr. Pips. 
Matterface: ::stuttering slightly:: M..Matterface, Sir. Ensign Matterface. 
Fairhug: Good day, Ensign Matterface. My colleagues and I require access to this apartment. 
Malko: Thank you for standing watch, who knows what ne'er-do-wells could have been coming around to stick their nose in. 
Termine: We’ll make sure to inform your  superior of your exemplary conduct.  :: Dante flipped through a PADD. In reality it just had economic data of the sector, but he knew that seeming like you knew more that you did was often an effective bargaining tool  :: 
Matterface: I...I’m sorry, Sirs, the access has been limited to priority Alpha One. 
The lines on Gogi’s weather-beaten brow grew even deeper, if that was at all possible, like the grooves of long-dried river beds in a dessert. 
Fairhug: By whom? 
Matterface: I...I can’t say, Sir. 
Malko shared a knowing look with the others - Alpha One? That seems like overkill for an engineer’s quarters. Something wasn’t sitting right with the counsellor. Dante stepped forward, if there was one thing he DID know, it was starfleet code and regulation. 
Termine: I admire your diligence Ensign, but Priority Alpha One security protocol can only be exercised in starfleet internal security matters. Although it will barr most non-briefed personnel... 
Without missing a beat Malko stepped in. 
Malko: Surely that doesn’t apply to the investigating officers... 
The young Ensign’s eyes were darting between the Officers as beads of sweat began to form on his forehead. He was rattled. 
Matterface: I’m s...sorry, Sirs. I’ve been given orders. 
Gogi stepped closer to the man, reaching up to put a calming hand on his shoulder. Dante looked down at his Padd again, presenting a face of irritation. If Malko was going to play the good cop, Dante was going to play bad. 
Fairhug: Okay, Ensign. It’s okay. 
The young man tried to calm his breathing. 
Fairhug: How long have you been on Starbase 118, Mister Matterface? 
Matterface: This is my third week, Sir. 
Fairhug: ::nodding knowingly:: Alright. Listen. I am Lieutenant Commander Fairhug, former Chief of Security of the Embassy of Duronis II, former Commanding Officer of the Iron Jaegers and current First Officer of this Starbase. 
Gogi was never one to pull rank or blow his own trumpet, usually, but occasionally, the situation called for it - and this was one of those situations. Malko held the elevator so no one could enter the floor as Gogi launched into his monologue. 
Fairhug: Now, I understand that you have been given orders and that you want to be seen to be obeying those orders. That’s a good thing. But let me ask you this; as First Officer of this very Starbase, do you think I would report you for allowing me to do my job? 
The Ensign’s expression changed to one of confusion, his eyebrows almost knitting together. 
Matterface: N...No, Sir
? 
Fairhug: Of course I wouldn’t! 
Gogi let out a hearty laugh, turning to Dante and Malko, to indicate for them to follow suit. Then he turned back to Ensign Matterface, his expression much more serious again, one of almost parental concern. 
Fairhug: But...might I report you for obstructing me from doing my job? Malko: It would be your obligation, I’d say. Your hands would be tied. :: to the Ensign :: He’s even reported me before. 
Termine: :: Dante tapped on his pad a few times before leaning into Gogi’s ear but speaking just loud enough for all to hear:: Need I remind you sir about your upcoming appointment? The ambassador would be insulted if we were late. 
Once again, Matterface’s eyes began to dart between the Officers. The boy looked like his mind had imploded with the difficulty of making this decision. 
Fairhug: Okay, let me make this easy for you, Ensign. Stand aside and let me and my colleagues here do what we have to do and nothing more will come of this...little incident. 
Gogi’s hand had been rested on Matterface’s shoulder this whole time, now he patted the man’s uniform, brushing some dust off of it. 
Fairhug: How does that sound? 
The young Officer, who had been standing at attention this entire time, let out a sigh and relaxed his posture. 
Matterface: Yes, Sir. I understand. 
Fairhug: ::patting the Ensign’s shoulder again:: You’re doing the right thing, Ensign. 
He turned to Malko and Dante and indicated with his head. Matterface stepped aside and they made their way into the apartment. Gogi poked his head round the doorframe one last time as he entered. 
Fairhug: Mister Matterface, inform us immediately if anybody else approaches. 
Matterface: ::snapping to attention again:: Aye, aye, Commander. 
((PO3 Rickard Londonderry’s Apartment, Deck 801, Starbase 118)) 
Termine: Nicely handled, but how could security be here already, and with such a high clearance level! I’m starting to think we’re not the only ones on the same trail. 
Gogi huffed through his nose. The Starfleet cover-up was already in full motion. 
Fairhug: Probably just some Admiral at Command making sure Londonderry’s myth is preserved. 
Malko: Myth of being loyal? 
Termine: We can look into who might have placed that order later, Malko and I can give face-of-the-matter back there a debriefing if it comes to it, but let's stay focused and search this room while we can. We might not have much time. 
Fairhug: Agreed. 
The three officers started to pace around the room. The quarters were small and sparse with only minimal personalization. This wasn’t uncommon amongst junior officers but something about it felt
 off. Gogi looked around, immediately dismayed by the lack of potential evidence, but then, if someone had gotten there first, it was hardly surprising that the apartment had been “sterilised”. 
Malko: No garbage, no laundry, no spoiled food. 
After a good long while of searching Malko checked amongst every fold in the closet and Gogi opened every drawer Dante stood staring up at the ceiling. 
Malko: There’s almost no evidence that Londonderry even lived here anymore. It’s all been passed over. 
The Bardeezan looked up, unsure of what Dante was so transfixed by. 
Fairhug: Something caught your eye, Dante? 
Termine: ...Wha? Oh...  No it’s just that
 Do you see those bolts holding that ventilation cover on? 
Malko: With enough force you can open those with a letter opener if you really need to
 Just saying
 
Fairhug: Okay... 
Termine: They’re wrong. 
Fairhug: Wrong? 
Malko: ::quietly:: Not that I’ve had to... 
Termine: I mean, they’re wrong.  It’s only something a refurb crew would notice but those bolts up there
 They should be self-sealing stem bolts but they’re not. They’re regular bolts that seem to have been made up to look sealed. 
Malko: Prophets - you’re right. They’re smaller. 
Fairhug: What do you think that means? 
Termine: well, it either means that there were supply issues during this room’s construction or
 Somebody has used a blast torch to cut through the original bolts and put their own in so that they could open that cover without any trouble. 
Malko: Actually that sounds much easier than bending your good letter opener. 
Gogi stroked his beard in thought as he looked around. The only furniture in the room was bolted down and of course, none of it was near the ventilation cover. 
Fairhug: Okay, ::he looked at Dante, who stood a foot taller than him:: Dante, you’re the tallest, Malko
 
He made a gesture with his arm for the Counsellor to follow his lead as he crouched down to get on all fours. 
Malko: Careful now, Termine. 
Dante wobbled as he slowly rose into the air, supported on the backs of Malko and Gogi - the human pyramid swayed and lurched. Slowly, Dante brought his hand up to the vent covering having to stretch considerably to reach and began to pry at the bolts holding the panel on. Much to his surprise the panel, bolts and all, came crashing down on him just as he came crashing down on his friends. 
Rolling away from the heap onto his back, Gogi almost wanted to laugh. Maybe he would have under different circumstances. They must have looked quite the sight. 
Fairhug: ::standing up, brushing off his uniform:: Well, I hope that was worth it. Malko: And I hope nobody heard the raucous. 
Termine: Not elegant - but it worked and
 what do we have here! 
Clipped into the back of the vent cover was a small silver tube, less than the length of a PADD stylus, with a blinking red light on it’s end and a single indent on it’s length. 
Fairhug: Some kind of tracking device...or
 
Malko: ...beacon. The Counsellor had taken the words out of his mouth. If it was a transponder, evidently whoever had been here before them had not been aware of its presence, as surely they would have removed it. 
Fairhug: There’s one way to find out, can we activate it? 
Malko: It looks to me like it’s already been activated... 
TBC 
As simmed by 
Lieutenant Commander Gogigobo Fairhug, First Officer -- Starbase 118 Ops
And LTJG Malko, Counsellor -- Starbase 118 Ops
And Lt. JG Dante Termine, Diplomatic Corps -- Starbase 118    
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STAR TREK BAND AU
As you know I just got done with band camp. So my thoughts are just overflowing with it. So I present you headcanons, and these characters placed into scenarios that I experienced this year during camp. Including my almost fainting, which is almost word of word
Most of these things are things that actually were said and happened during this last week at camp (Bones is the bari-sax kid I have a crush on in case you are curious (It’s such a deep crush) All the shit bones says and does is what he does he’s also actually our equipment manager even though I gave Scotty that job)
I’ll also probably add more to this the more I think about it and the longer the year goes on.
- Christopher Pike is the long-suffering director that has to put up with these stupid kids.
-Jim Kirk is an international affairs student who is the head drum major. He was a trumpet before he auditioned. 
-Bones is a pre-med baritone sax. It’s understated but it supports the more soprano instruments with a steady bass.
-Spock need for exactness makes him a very wonderful and precise snare player.
-Scotty is a trombone, the easy going sort. But he is the equipment manager and must fight with the speakers and mics all the god damn time. That and making sure all the pit equipment to and fro safely. He’s always running back and forth.  let him rest. 
-Pavel is a Mellophone, pretty sweet, normal dude. Except for that booty short Monday tradition during band camp. But he does have the ass for it.
-Uhura is the section leader of the flute/piccolos. No one can touch her tone and articulation.  She’s also the music librarian. 
-Sulu is a clarinet. He’s chill and even headed. Probably the most normal. But he does get oddly competitive when it comes to section of the year stuff.
-Janice Rand is captain of the color guard and rules it with an iron fist with the choreographer. 
-Chapel isn’t actually in the band. But she was in high school so that’s why she hangs out with these losers.
I’m going to put the more in-depth HC under the cut so this isn’t too long....but it is long below the cut.
- Jim is always pumped in the mornings. Ready to lead the stretches. Bones doesn’t get it. 
- You always see Scotty darting back and forth trying to fix those blasted speakers. 
-Spock is such a stickler for people being on their dots.  It takes him a while to get used to marching to the form, not the dot. 
-Bones is always the one checking on and helping the people who sit out when they start to feel dizzy or sick from the heat. 
-At the end of the day at announcements, Bones always reminds people to hydrate and that “Your urine should be clear and copious! If it is not, drink more water. Trust me as a future medical professional”
- Later in the week when some poor student passes out, he gets up at announcements “Please for the love of God, or whatever higher deity you may or may not believe in, drink water. 
- It’s after that girl passing out that you sit out after suffering from a light headache. Preventing the possibility of you hitting the turf. As you entered the small air-conditioned room you spotted a few more kids and Bones. His head snaps to you, concern washed over his face as you go to sit on the ground. “Y/N, you alright?” 
-You wave him off claiming “I’m fine, Len, just a little dizzy” “Do you have water?” “Yeah, len I’m alright.” “Is it cold?” He goes reaching for the half full bag of ice. “Yeah.” “Just put more ice in it alright?” “Yeah, okay,” He gives you a last look before you say, “I’m alright. I promise.” 
-”My pee is clear and copious, just like you said,” you teased just to make him laugh.
-Jim Kirk emptied his spit valve on Bones during their first year a lot. 
- Mr. Pike being snap chatted of sleeping in the band office during lunch
- the moment you realize that you have it bad for that bari sax kid, Bones, when you are learning a dance for the middle of one of the halftime songs, and it includes swaying hips. And you miss your step off because you got distracted by the booty This happened...I’m so ashamed
- Jim being mad he’s the only one who can’t be shirtless during camp because he has to wear a polo and khakis. 
- A rookie clarinet getting herself into knots over being on the dot, despite the line being straight where it landed one step off. Bones and you sharing a side eye, before he said, “Honestly it doesn’t really matter.” Then later, getting more pissed and saying, “March to the form, not the dot.”
-Then later when you were dismissed for a water break, he’d call you back leading with, “She needs to learn her place.”
- Casually learning what people’s stripper names would be. 
- Jim literally fighting Scotty and Pavel off of him to keep his whistle safe. 
- The mellophones all napping during their sectionals. 
-Bones gets the farmer tan lines because he only wears short sleeved shirts.
- Pavel somehow remains the palest mother-fluffer in existence, like not even burning.
- The back of Jim’s Neck and ears always end up bright red. Every year.
- Mr. Pike realizing he made a mistake in making a move 16 counts instead of 32 when he watches the band take off at a dangerous and ill advised pace, almost killing themselves
- The casual “It wouldn’t be bad if we died right now,” jokes
- Scotty constantly forgets what set he is and always mutters “Well, I’ll find out.”
- The fact it only takes like five minutes in the morning block before almost everyone’s shirts are off
-”Maybe it’ll rain and the performance will be canceled....”
- Having to grab bones by the back of his shirt when he takes off in the wrong direction. for the third time...
- Jim gushing constantly about how great you are doing, and how proud he is to be the drum major
- Mr. Pike has to have the “I hate people who waste their potential” talk twice.
- Jim for the life of him can’t fucking clip his collar on his uniform. 
-Uhura begging for people not toss their flip folders on the ground. They are expensive and “we don’t have that many rings left.”
-Pavel causing a folder to explode on the field because he kicked out of the way during a run of pregame and didn’t want anyone to slip.
- Jim, Bones, and Scotty’s annual “watch tan challenge”
- Uhrua and her Flutes ordering matching fanny packs
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