made a post a while back on how javert's suicide is often poorly portrayed in film adaptations to the point of accidental comedy, and how the 1978 movie in particular is the most unhinged example. audio warning for a loud trumpet blast, don't turn up your volume
for @broskepol (i donât know if you meant this to be a writing prompt but i vibed with it and im bored at work)
(warning: can-can from orpheus in the underworld was blasted during the writing of this fic and as a result the entire work is on crack)
It had been stuck in Lokiâs head all damn day.
It was a classical song with some sort of trumpet melody. âCan-can,â he remembers Peter calling it last night at his after-school Drama Club meeting. Peter claimed it was the Drama Clubâs theme song.
A drama club that, believe it or not, Loki was a proud member of.
When Thor had brought Loki back to Earth, the team decided first and foremost that the god of mischief needed to be contained, to be isolated. He was too chaotic for their planet.
Whatever, Loki had thought. This coming from the gentleman that wanted to put a suit of armor around the world? Talk about paranoid.
Though when all was said and done, Thor hadnât even been able to convince Tony to let Loki exist in harmony with mortals.
It had been Peter.
Peter suggested rehabilitation. He was the one that had seen Loki sitting bored out of his mind behind a thick sheet of glass, had been the one to hear Thorâs story of how Loki saved their people. He was the one that demanded Tony find any other method of familiarizing Loki with both humans and the world because, as far as Peter had been concerned, locking a person away just because they unleashed an entire alien race on the biggest city in the world âwasnât fair.â
The punishment didnât fit the crime, so it goes.
So there Loki was. Spreading strawberry jam and peanut butter on two slices of bread, humming âCan-can,â and silently wondering how he was finally living without a target on his back, silently thanking Peter.
âAre you...humming?â
Loki spun on his heel with a jump, butter knife flying out of his hold and splattering peanut butter and jelly on the floor as he made eye contact with Clint, who was leaning against the compound refrigerator with narrowed, suspicious eyes.
âNo.â Loki spun back around, his chin raised as he brought the two pieces of bread together and settled the sandwich on a plate. âI hate music. Itâs too...happy.â
Clint scoffed, his arms crossed over his chest as he sauntered forward. âAnd Iâm...what? Just supposed to believe that?â
âDo what you will,â Loki shrugged, taking a bite of his sandwich and raising a brow smugly at the avenger. âI donât control you.â
Clint clicked his tongue with a laugh, shaking his head. âAlright. I see how it is.â
âAnd how is it, bird man?â
âDonât bullshit me. Youâve been in my head before. I donât know what fucked up game youâre playing here, but weâve taken you down once. Donât think for a second we wonât do it again.â
âIâm sure I donât know what you mean.â
âCut the crap. Alright? Youâre the god of mischief for christâs sake. Itâs in your blood.â
Loki clenched his jaw, his chin remaining raised as Clint stood inches from his face.
âYou may have everyone else fooled, but not me. You can never belong here.â
Loki puffed his chest out, anger seeping into his gaze, his ears and cheeks burning red-
âWoah, woah, woah-â
Loki snapped his head toward the kitchen island as Tony jogged inside, his hands raised in mock surrender.
âLetâs all just take a breath. Alright? Legolas, you want to, uh...?â
Clint scoffed and turned on his heel as Tony brought a hand to the manâs shoulder and clapped it, turning over his shoulder and offering Loki a smile.
âMakinâ yourself some lunch there, Dark Knight?â
â...Trying to.â
âRight. Carry on.â
Tony led Clint out of the kitchen and heaved a sigh, hand remaining on his friendâs shoulder as they sauntered toward the great windows of the compound.
â...You wanna pull yourself together, dear?â
âHe was humming, Tony. Humming a song like heâs innocent.â
âLook, alright, heâs getting there. But we canât provoke him like that anymore.â
âWhy are you okay with this? The guy is the literal master of manipulation and deceit, Tony. And why do you let him hang around the kid?â
âLoki canât hurt Peter. Thereâs no one alive that can look in that kidâs eyes and try to hurt him. I donât make the rules. Besides, Loki needs a friend that isnât Thor.â
âIâm sorry, since when are we beating around the bush and treating him like royalty? In 2012 heâs killing at random and sending galactic armies down on us and now heâs making sandwiches in our kitchen? Humming?â
âMaybe he likes music.â
âWhere did he even hear it?â
âDoes that matter? Heâs...immersing himself. Heâs trying to be better. Who cares where he heard it?â
âItâs just weird,â Clint shrugged, squinting as he looked out the window at the blinding blue sky. âHe doesnât have a phone, and he definitely doesnât watch TV. Just makes you wonder, you know, where he heard the song.â
Tony raised his jaw and narrowed his ryes suspiciously Clintâs direction, imagining all the ways Clint would flip his lid if he ever found out that Loki, for some reason Clintâs great enemy, was attending Drama Club meetings at the Midtown School of Science and Technology with Tonyâs kid.
â...Couldâve been anywhere.â
âHm.â
Tonyâs answer had been far from satisfactory.
Clint was about to head home to his family for the weekend when he spotted Loki sneaking out of the compound, fully clad in a sweatshirt and jeans. He looked over his shoulder once before he was letting the door slip shut behind him.
Clint narrowed his eyes and followed him out, bow in hand.
Loki stopped beside one of Tonyâs Audiâs. He looked both ways again anxiously before he was opening the passenger side door.
âOh, no you donât.â Clint growled and reached behind him for an arrow, fastening it in place, closing one eye for precision-
Clintâs eyes flew wide when he spotted Tony in the driverâs seat. He choked, quickly lowered his weapon, and watched numbly as Loki climbed inside the vehicle and shut the door behind him. The Audi peeled out of the driveway soon after.
â...What are you up to, Stark?â
Clint followed loosely behind the two in his car for about forty five minutes before Tony finally parked the car.
Midtown School of Science and Technology...?
The two climbed out of the car and began making their way through the front doors. It was four oâclock, so obviously school had ended by then.
Clint narrowed his eyes in suspicion and snuck after them.
They sauntered through the halls casually before Tony led them into the auditorium. Clint hurriedly ran to keep the door from shutting and slipped inside after them, bow and arrows still at the ready.
â...Okay, so, looks like everyoneâs here, except...â
Clint crawled behind a row of seats in the audience, squinting as he watched a group of kids conversing, all seated in a circle on stage.
Two kids were standing looking at a clipboard. A blonde girl, sixteen or so by the looks of it, and...
Peter...?
âOh, nevermind, there he is!â
âHey, Loki!â
âWhat, no greeting for me?â
âHi, Mister Stark.â
Tony patted Lokiâs back as Loki hopped over the lip of the stage and crossed to the one empty chair in the circle.
âI beg your pardon,â Loki said in a polite, unfamiliar tone, smiling nervously as he sent an awkward wave to the group of kids. âI appear to have lost track of time.â
âYouâre right on time,â the blonde one assured him, her smile beaming. âWeâre covering improv today!â
âOh, great,â Tony grunted as he seated himself on the front row in the audience. âIâm something of an expert at improv myself, you know. I have never planned anything thatâs ever happened to me, ever.â
âDo you wanna join, Mister Stark?â
â...Nah. You guys got it.â
âIf you say so. Alright, someone get the music.â
One of the kids hopped up from their seat and jogged backstage. A second later, classical music began playing softly around the theatre.
Clint gasped, betrayal flashing in his eyes as he narrowed them.
âThe can-can...â
âLetâs warm up with the freeze game! Noes goes!â
The kids each quickly raised a finger to their nose. Loki was the last to do so.
âAw, okay, Lokiâs it for the first round.â
Clint scoffed. It? Lokiâs it? Like heâs playing a god damn game of hide and go seek?!
âThis should be good,â Tony said from the front row.
Clint saw red.
Peter sensed this, snapping his head out toward the audience in alarm. Tony frowned, turning over his shoulder.
But Clint was already running and fast, the music crescendoing as he grabbed an arrow, positioned it in his bow, leapt over the stage, landed on the apron-
âGet down!â
Peterâs cry of alarm sent everyone screaming and diving to the stage floor, hands over their heads protectively. Loki was standing with wide, terrified eyes as Clint aimed and fired his bow.
âNo!â
Peter leapt forward and caught the bow a mere few inches before it could collide with Lokiâs face. He stared at it in shock for only a moment before he was turning back to Clint, eyes wide.
âMister Clint, whatâre you-?!â
âGet down, kid.â Clint shot another arrow Peterâs way, the arrow exploding into a net and entrapping Peter inside as he collapsed to the ground. âIâm trying to protect you.â
Loki reached for Peter desperately, though Clint returned his aim to the demigod, expression seething.
âDonât move a muscle.â
âAre you out of your damn mind?!â
Clint glanced to the side as Tony jumped over the lip of the stage, horrified gaze darting between the arrow aimed at Lokiâs face and his kid, kicking and thrashing inside of a net.
âI was about to ask you the same thing.â
âI mean, Jesus Christ, Barton. I shouldnât even have to tell you how wrong this is.â
âDammit, Tony, this isnât real. Okay? None of this is real! Until heâs been inside of your head, until heâs controlled your mind, youâll never understand that everything heâs ever done was just for show.â
The auditorium doors clicked open. Clint faltered as Natasha, Thor, Steve, and Bruce walked inside, eyes immediately wide at the sight on stage.
âWhat the hell is going on here?â
âBrother? What is the meaning of this?!â
âGolden Archer here had a bright idea to ambush a high school to settle a grudge. Thatâs the meaning of this.â
Clint lowered his weapon, clearing his throat uncomfortably.
â...what are you guys doing here?â
âWeâre here for the play.â Steve lifted a flyer from his pocket, eyebrow raised. âItâs Lokiâs first show. It was on the fridge.â
â...What?!â
Loki sent an accusatory scowl Tonyâs way. âYou told them?!â
âIt...mightâve slipped out over dinner. But I didnât hang that on the fridge, I swear.â
Loki narrowed his eyes again, this time Peter being the victim.
â...sorry, Lo.â
âWait...â Clint scoffed, eyebrows knitted together in confusion. âYou signed him up for this, Tony?â
â...The guyâs already a drama queen. What else was I supposed to do?â
âWe came to find you,â Natasha explained to Clint, âbut you werenât in your room. We assumed you already went home for the weekend.â
âI canât believe this.â
âUm, excuse me,â the blonde girl was saying from the floor, her friends around her shivering in fear, âbut what is going on? And why is Peter in a net?!â
âGood question, Miss Brant.â Tony strode forward, sending a seething glance Clintâs way before he swiped one of his arrows from out of Clintâs pouch and used it as a knife to slice through the ropes of the net.
âYou good, kid?â Tony brushed Peterâs hair out of his eyes gently, worry etched into the lines of his face.
ââM good, Mister Stark. Thanks.â
Tony was just about to turn around and tear Clint to shreds, though someone beat him to it.
âIf you hurt the child again,â Loki warned through gritted teeth, âIâll be the one holding the arrow to your face.â
Clint scoffed. âSee, Tony? Heâs still the same Loki. He hasnât changed a bit.â
âDo you even hear yourself right now? That was eleven years ago. I mean, look at him. Heâs wearing a sweatshirt and jeans for godsake. Heâs at a Drama Club rehearsal. Whatâs he gonna do, huh? Kill us all with the plastic prop sword backstage?â
âI donât-I donât know, okay? Heâs got Asgardian powers. Any second he could turn on us.â
âHe would never do that.â
Clint raised an eyebrow as one of the kids rose from the ground hesitantly, hands still raised in the air.
âLoki is...we really like him here. Heâs good at drama.â
âYeah,â Betty nodded, rising to her knees. âHeâs the club historian. He takes all of our pictures for us. He even started on a scrapbook.â
The group chorused in agreement. Loki fought a genuine grin when he remembered that the avengers were watching from the audience seating, listening.
âPlus, heâs one of my best friends.â Peter smiled up at Loki from his knees. âRight, Lo?â
Loki bit his lip before he grumbled something under his breath, throwing up his hands in mock surrender.
âFine. Fine, okay? I may have...I may have bonded with the humans. And I-I listen to music now, and I go to Drama Club meetings, and I wear...whatever style of clothing this is.â Loki turned to Clint, his stance still defensive though his gaze was sincere. âIâve changed. Or, at least, Iâm trying to change. All I need is a second...second chance.â
Loki stuck his hand out for Clint to shake. Clint raised an eyebrow, raising his jaw.
âNo tricks?â
âNo tricks.â
âNo lying? No infinity stones? No alien armies?â
âNone whatsoever.â
Despite himself, Clintâs lip quirked ever so slightly in a smile and he was taking Lokiâs hand in his, shaking it with a nod.
âWell...alright then.â
Clint slung his bow over his shoulder and turned to face the avengers in the house of the auditorium, his gaze apologetic. Natasha, Steve, and Bruce was smiling up at him. Thor was wiping tears out of the corner of his eye.
âBrava!â Thor clapped, his lip quivering. âExcellent! Excellent display!â
â...You realize that wasnt the show, right?â
âI would be fine if it was.â
âEh,â Tony shrugged. âI think thatâs enough Drama Club for one day. What do you say, kids? Rendezvous for some shawarma?â
The group of teens all chorused in excitement, rising from the ground and all thoughts of danger vanishing from their minds. They slung their backpacks over their shoulders and descended the steps of the stage excitedly.
âMister Stark,â Peter frowned as Tony wrapped Peter in a side hug, squeezing him. âI thought shwarma was reserved for after missions?â
âWell...â Tony gestured his head toward the lip of the stage, where Loki was dangling his legs off of the side and engaging in conversation with the avengers.
Actually talking. No fighting, no weapons, nothing.
Thor was ruffling his brotherâs hair fondly, tears still brimming his eyes. Loki was rolling his own, scoffing at Thorâs adoration.
Clint was still suspicious though Natasha was nudging him in the shoulder, a smirk on her lips. Bruce had an arm draped around Steveâs shoulders as Steve threw his head back with a laugh at something Loki had said.
Summary: All I had meant to do was make a friend smile, guess thatâs not even ok anymore.Â
Pairing: Loki x Reader
Notes: This was going to be something different and then it turned into this. Like so different that I even had cover art that totally didnât fit.Â
Loki and Canary wanted this I guess.Â
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âSo this is itâ
âThis is it!?! This isnât just it... this is the AVENGERS!âÂ
âYeah, ok itâs pretty great isnât it?âÂ
âMore like pure amazing.âÂ
âWell donât act all fangirly, we do have a reputation around here.âÂ
âAye Aye captain.âÂ
âAnd leave that captain stuff for the boy in blue.âÂ
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Ok so Iâm not going to lie, I mean at this point I feel like we have all gotten close. We have seen some real shit together and wellâŠ
When I first met Steve Rogers I was smitten.Â
But like if we are all being really honest with ourselves⊠who isnât?Â
Have you seen that man? Those abs? Those baby blue eyes?
That ass?Â
And let me tell you, all that stuff is EVEN MORE gorgeous up close and personal.Â
Plus he was just so nice to me when I first came. Back then, when I was so nervous and young. My powers had just become basically viral thanks to some kids who were quick on the draw with their phones. (But thatâs a story for another day) My whole world had been shifted from the small-town girl to an Avenger. During those days I didnât feel like I fit in here or there.
But Steve took the time to help me feel right at home. Making time ask me every day how I was settling in and taking the time to lean my interests and finding ways to bring them to the base.Â
He was also the one who pushed Wanda and I to hang out and now we are basically best friends.Â
Every morning I would look forward to our breakfasts together where we would talk about our past lives. How we were adjusting to the changes we had gone through and ways to cope. I would always feel my heart skip a beat when he would be waiting for me to train during the day.Â
Those first days were so awkward because every single touch would set my body on fire.Â
Then slowly, as the days stretched into months my flames started to dull into embers.Â
Somewhere along the line my infatuation with him slowly faded into adoration and then a friendship.Â
When that happens, though, Iâm not quite sure. Feels recent but I canât be for sure. It was as if one day Steve turned from the most beautiful man I had ever seen into just... a man.Â
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âSo how is the music Sam has been forcing⊠I mean letting you borrow?â the Canary asked as she helped Steve unload the new equipment Tony had brought back. More fun trinkets for him to tinker with in his evil lair.Â
Which he, of course, had dumped on Steve to unload, claiming to be too busy at the moment.Â
âGood but there is something about those big bands that I miss.â
âOhhh back in my dayâÂ
Steve laughed at her playful tone, âThere is something about just a good song that makes you want to dance to it.â
âWere you a good dancer back in the day?âÂ
Steve shrugged thinking back to the days when he could barely get a woman to look at him. When Bucky would basically force him on millions of dates with uninterested women. But as the night wore on, and the music would play he would always find that one wallflower who would be swayed by herself and take her across the floor.Â
âMy mom taught me a few moves and Bucky and I use to go dancing all the time.âÂ
âYou know I took swing back in the day too.âÂ
âOh?âÂ
âYeah, some woman from our school decided to teach it over a summer as a way to keep wayward teens from getting into trouble.âÂ
Steve burst out laughing at her tone, making it the perfect pitch to sound like some slightly uptight busy body. âYou never told me that.â
Canary shrugged as the last box was put into place. It felt like a lifetime ago. Her mother giving her a dress and dance shoes. The other girls and boys standing in line trying to follow the movements. That was before her powers had shown up.Â
Before she was the canary.Â
âWell, may I have this dance?â
âThereâs no music.â
âWell, I know a place that does.â
âThen youâre on.â then true inspiration struck, âActually,â the wheels turning in her brain, a plan. A way to give back to the man who had given her so much when she had first come here, âLetâs say six in the gym.â
âOk, can I ask why?âÂ
She let out a sort giggle shaking her head as she skipped toward the door, âNope!âÂ
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Sam grumbled the whole time. Tony didnât even show up. But Vision was game and Wanda was always happy to help.Â
After all, Steve always did whatever he could to fit into our time, why couldnât we try and fit into his?Â
Plus I needed a distraction from a certain green-eyed (not so) God.
And that look on Steveâs face when he walked in was a nice bonus. It was as if his whole body light up at the sight of the balloons, lights and the music blasting from the speakers with a little help from yourâs truly.Â
âSpotify is a magical thing,â I told him taking his hand dragging him into the room. âThey had a whole playlist of top 40âs songs.âÂ
âCan I have this first dance?â Steve askedÂ
âOf courseâÂ
An hour later and I was breathless swinging around the room. The music flying around matching the bright lights, sharp horns and deep drums with clean voices. My fingers buzzed with the sounds as flowed around me as I danced. The rest of the team enjoying themselves just as much.Â
Iâm sure the liquor Tony brought helped. (Yeah, he ended up showing up a while after Steve. Not one to miss out on any fun.)Â
âOh now I LOVE this one,â Steve said as another tune came on grabbing my hand swinging me around. Sam tipped his glass.
âThis brother sure can singâÂ
It took all my willpower to make the music swallow my laughs as Steve moved me around the room. It helped he was so strong, being able to pick me up and spin me around, it almost felt like I was flying.Â
My feet hit the ground in time with the music pulling close and then spinning out.
And hitting something.
âMind if I cut in?âÂ
The music seemed to wash down around me, cold like ice water dripping with sing like poison. Those green eyes looked down at me like a snake about to strike a mouse.Â
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They were so loud Loki wasnât surprised they hadnât woken up hell itself. Screaming and yelling while the music blasted from the gym. The sight that greeted him was no different.
The loud music filled the room as the team of dorks stood around drinking and talking. The Witch and robot were swaying comfortably while the soldier moved in time around the room with his partner.
Lokiâs Canary.
A huge smile on the young womanâs face as she looked up at Mr. America. Eyes shining and bright as the music seemed to follow them. Spun around in rhythm as if she was controlling it, maybe she was. Â
He had never seen her this way.Â
She was glowing.Â
And it made his sick.
Standing in the doorway he waited, bided his time. Waiting for that opening, that moment when he could pounce on his prey.Â
The song swelled up and then came crashing down, the beautiful horns making their last trumpets as the chorus was sung. Spinning around them as Justice Man and his partner moved across the dance floor.
Loki was a snake in the grass, moving so smoothly and deliberately he went undetected until his sound mistress was colliding with his chest.Â
The look of shock she gave him was so beautiful he allowed himself a small smile. She (almost) always had a way of reacting just how he planned.Â
âMind if I cut in.âÂ
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Of course, the song changed to a slow one.Â
Of flipping course.Â
Steve shot me a concerned look, making sure I was ok with the turn of events.Â
It was like all my walls came flying up so fast I almost didnât see them happening. They knew they knew how uncomfortable I was and had come rushing to my defense.Â
âDonâtâ Lokiâs voice was gentle but firm. Razors cutting into me as his eyes roamed me.Â
âDonât what?â
âYou know what,â he said, his eyes never leaving mine. The walls, how did he always know? His hands were cold angst my warm ones as he intertwined them lead me to the center of the room. It was a good thing my face was already flushed because being this close while Billie Holiday crooned about love was adding a layer to my already confusion emotions that I didnât want to have to justify at the moment.Â
Couldnât I just have one day of peace?Â
âIâm honestly surprised you know how to do the waltzâ change the subject, focus on anything but his large hand on my back.Â
âI know many thingsâ his voice was thick and deep, like chocolate. Bittersweet in my ears as he leaned in just a bit closer. âI am after all, much older than anyone else in this room.âÂ
âI just canât see you in a 40âs club.âÂ
âI would never lower myself to be with mortals, but I do happen to be a collector of the arts.âÂ
âWell, then what drew you to these mere mortals today?âÂ
âLike I said, Iâm a collector of the arts.â Maybe it was the tone in which he said it, of the way his tongue flicked out for a moment over his lower lip, or how his eyes seemed to wash over me but I suddenly felt very⊠naked.Â
And I was very aware of everyone around me.Â
âIâm not a piece of art.â my words were strong and blunt. No more games, no more veiled innuendos. Iâm tired.Â
His eyes narrowed at my tone as I tugged at his hand. âWhat? You can spend hours dancing with boy bland there but when someone with real classâŠâ
âI set this up for Steve thank you very much.âÂ
I could feel the anger boiling around me, the music seemed to fade away into silence, just the two of us locked in a staring contest. âAnd I donât appreciate you talking about him like that. Heâs my friend.âÂ
âIs he now? Is that all he is.â
How dare he⊠I could feel my face lighting up hot. Memoires of me crushing on Steve for weeks. Thinking about ways to be around him, just be in his beautiful presence. That past me was just so pathetic and even the thought that somehow Loki seemed to be able to see that sent me into a whole new furry. Fight or flight.Â
I mean he couldnât really see it but⊠It felt like he could.Â
âThis sort of dancing will never get you what you want.â he said leaning forward his face only inches from him, âthe kind of dancing you need soft and slow, somewhere alone.âÂ
I wanted to blast him across the room. I wanted to run. I wanted to⊠I wanted toâŠ
âWhy do you care?â my heart was racing so fast I could barely hear my own words as I spoke them. I could barely hear anything but that pounding of my heart in my ears.Â
Gently his hand reached up brushing away a few strands of my hair out of my face, letting them get tangled in his long fingers âBecause youâre mine.âÂ
My hand grabbed his pulling it away, âIâm no ones.âÂ
The three Officers had mostly avoided contact with each other since arriving back at the base, apart from Lt. Cmdr. Haelâs party - which it would have been odd for them to not attend, or to be seen to be avoiding each other all evening.Â
Now though, after finding out the location of Londonderryâs apartment, Gogi had called Malko and Dante and arranged to meet with them outside the block.Â
It was, of course, an unassuming apartment block, one of the many apartment blocks that had been constructed to house Starbase 118âs many, many residents, in the uniform style that they had all been built in. A smooth white building, with nondescript, square windows on each of its several floors.Â
Gogiâs access code had gotten them into the building and up to the 7th floor in the elevator, but as they stepped out onto the landing, their eyes were immediately drawn to the Starfleet Security Officer standing to attention outside apartment number 66.Â
The stocky Bardeezan FO did not recognize the young, light-brown-haired, fresh-faced, Terran-looking man guarding Londonderryâs apartment and nor did he know of any order that had come from Captain Taybrim that the apartment should be guarded. Okay, he didnât know absolutely everything that the Fleet Captain did, but he guessed he would have heard of something like this.Â
Dante and Malko exchanged a meaningful glance of worry before Gogi frowned deeply as he cracked his knuckles and began to stride up to the guard. Malko and Dante followed, all three of them dressed in their duty uniforms.Â
Fairhug: ::approaching the young man:: Good day to youâŠ::making a show of looking at his pips::...EnsignâŠ?Â
The Ensignâs eyes widened as he took note of three senior officers suddenly standing in front of him. One dressed in a Medical uniform, one a Diplomat and this third, relatively short Officer with the long ginger hair was dressed in a Command uniform with Lt. Cmdr. Pips.Â
Fairhug: Good day, Ensign Matterface. My colleagues and I require access to this apartment.Â
Malko: Thank you for standing watch, who knows what ne'er-do-wells could have been coming around to stick their nose in.Â
Termine: Weâll make sure to inform your  superior of your exemplary conduct.  :: Dante flipped through a PADD. In reality it just had economic data of the sector, but he knew that seeming like you knew more that you did was often an effective bargaining tool  ::Â
Matterface: I...Iâm sorry, Sirs, the access has been limited to priority Alpha One.Â
The lines on Gogiâs weather-beaten brow grew even deeper, if that was at all possible, like the grooves of long-dried river beds in a dessert.Â
Fairhug: By whom?Â
Matterface: I...I canât say, Sir.Â
Malko shared a knowing look with the others - Alpha One? That seems like overkill for an engineerâs quarters. Something wasnât sitting right with the counsellor. Dante stepped forward, if there was one thing he DID know, it was starfleet code and regulation.Â
Termine: I admire your diligence Ensign, but Priority Alpha One security protocol can only be exercised in starfleet internal security matters. Although it will barr most non-briefed personnel...Â
Without missing a beat Malko stepped in.Â
Malko: Surely that doesnât apply to the investigating officers...Â
The young Ensignâs eyes were darting between the Officers as beads of sweat began to form on his forehead. He was rattled.Â
Matterface: Iâm s...sorry, Sirs. Iâve been given orders.Â
Gogi stepped closer to the man, reaching up to put a calming hand on his shoulder. Dante looked down at his Padd again, presenting a face of irritation. If Malko was going to play the good cop, Dante was going to play bad.Â
Fairhug: Okay, Ensign. Itâs okay.Â
The young man tried to calm his breathing.Â
Fairhug: How long have you been on Starbase 118, Mister Matterface?Â
Matterface: This is my third week, Sir.Â
Fairhug:Â ::nodding knowingly:: Alright. Listen. I am Lieutenant Commander Fairhug, former Chief of Security of the Embassy of Duronis II, former Commanding Officer of the Iron Jaegers and current First Officer of this Starbase.Â
Gogi was never one to pull rank or blow his own trumpet, usually, but occasionally, the situation called for it - and this was one of those situations. Malko held the elevator so no one could enter the floor as Gogi launched into his monologue.Â
Fairhug: Now, I understand that you have been given orders and that you want to be seen to be obeying those orders. Thatâs a good thing. But let me ask you this; as First Officer of this very Starbase, do you think I would report you for allowing me to do my job?Â
The Ensignâs expression changed to one of confusion, his eyebrows almost knitting together.Â
Matterface: N...No, SirâŠ?Â
Fairhug: Of course I wouldnât!Â
Gogi let out a hearty laugh, turning to Dante and Malko, to indicate for them to follow suit. Then he turned back to Ensign Matterface, his expression much more serious again, one of almost parental concern.Â
Fairhug: But...might I report you for obstructing me from doing my job? Malko: It would be your obligation, Iâd say. Your hands would be tied. :: to the Ensign :: Heâs even reported me before.Â
Termine:Â :: Dante tapped on his pad a few times before leaning into Gogiâs ear but speaking just loud enough for all to hear:: Need I remind you sir about your upcoming appointment? The ambassador would be insulted if we were late.Â
Once again, Matterfaceâs eyes began to dart between the Officers. The boy looked like his mind had imploded with the difficulty of making this decision.Â
Fairhug: Okay, let me make this easy for you, Ensign. Stand aside and let me and my colleagues here do what we have to do and nothing more will come of this...little incident.Â
Gogiâs hand had been rested on Matterfaceâs shoulder this whole time, now he patted the manâs uniform, brushing some dust off of it.Â
Fairhug: How does that sound?Â
The young Officer, who had been standing at attention this entire time, let out a sigh and relaxed his posture.Â
Matterface: Yes, Sir. I understand.Â
Fairhug:Â ::patting the Ensignâs shoulder again:: Youâre doing the right thing, Ensign.Â
He turned to Malko and Dante and indicated with his head. Matterface stepped aside and they made their way into the apartment. Gogi poked his head round the doorframe one last time as he entered.Â
Fairhug: Mister Matterface, inform us immediately if anybody else approaches.Â
Matterface: ::snapping to attention again:: Aye, aye, Commander.Â
Termine: Nicely handled, but how could security be here already, and with such a high clearance level! Iâm starting to think weâre not the only ones on the same trail.Â
Gogi huffed through his nose. The Starfleet cover-up was already in full motion.Â
Fairhug: Probably just some Admiral at Command making sure Londonderryâs myth is preserved.Â
Malko: Myth of being loyal?Â
Termine: We can look into who might have placed that order later, Malko and I can give face-of-the-matter back there a debriefing if it comes to it, but let's stay focused and search this room while we can. We might not have much time.Â
Fairhug: Agreed.Â
The three officers started to pace around the room. The quarters were small and sparse with only minimal personalization. This wasnât uncommon amongst junior officers but something about it felt⊠off. Gogi looked around, immediately dismayed by the lack of potential evidence, but then, if someone had gotten there first, it was hardly surprising that the apartment had been âsterilisedâ.Â
Malko: No garbage, no laundry, no spoiled food.Â
After a good long while of searching Malko checked amongst every fold in the closet and Gogi opened every drawer Dante stood staring up at the ceiling.Â
Malko: Thereâs almost no evidence that Londonderry even lived here anymore. Itâs all been passed over.Â
The Bardeezan looked up, unsure of what Dante was so transfixed by.Â
Fairhug: Something caught your eye, Dante?Â
Termine: ...Wha? Oh...  No itâs just that⊠Do you see those bolts holding that ventilation cover on?Â
Malko: With enough force you can open those with a letter opener if you really need to⊠Just sayingâŠÂ
Fairhug: Okay...Â
Termine: Theyâre wrong.Â
Fairhug: Wrong?Â
Malko: ::quietly:: Not that Iâve had to...Â
Termine: I mean, theyâre wrong.  Itâs only something a refurb crew would notice but those bolts up there⊠They should be self-sealing stem bolts but theyâre not. Theyâre regular bolts that seem to have been made up to look sealed.Â
Termine: well, it either means that there were supply issues during this roomâs construction or⊠Somebody has used a blast torch to cut through the original bolts and put their own in so that they could open that cover without any trouble.Â
Malko: Actually that sounds much easier than bending your good letter opener.Â
Gogi stroked his beard in thought as he looked around. The only furniture in the room was bolted down and of course, none of it was near the ventilation cover.Â
Fairhug: Okay, ::he looked at Dante, who stood a foot taller than him:: Dante, youâre the tallest, MalkoâŠÂ
He made a gesture with his arm for the Counsellor to follow his lead as he crouched down to get on all fours.Â
Malko: Careful now, Termine.Â
Dante wobbled as he slowly rose into the air, supported on the backs of Malko and Gogi - the human pyramid swayed and lurched. Slowly, Dante brought his hand up to the vent covering having to stretch considerably to reach and began to pry at the bolts holding the panel on. Much to his surprise the panel, bolts and all, came crashing down on him just as he came crashing down on his friends.Â
Rolling away from the heap onto his back, Gogi almost wanted to laugh. Maybe he would have under different circumstances. They must have looked quite the sight.Â
Fairhug: ::standing up, brushing off his uniform:: Well, I hope that was worth it. Malko: And I hope nobody heard the raucous.Â
Termine: Not elegant - but it worked and⊠what do we have here!Â
Clipped into the back of the vent cover was a small silver tube, less than the length of a PADD stylus, with a blinking red light on itâs end and a single indent on itâs length.Â
Fairhug: Some kind of tracking device...orâŠÂ
Malko: ...beacon. The Counsellor had taken the words out of his mouth. If it was a transponder, evidently whoever had been here before them had not been aware of its presence, as surely they would have removed it.Â
Fairhug: Thereâs one way to find out, can we activate it?Â
Malko: It looks to me like itâs already been activated...Â
TBCÂ
As simmed byÂ
Lieutenant Commander Gogigobo Fairhug, First Officer -- Starbase 118 Ops
And LTJG Malko, Counsellor -- Starbase 118 Ops
And Lt. JG Dante Termine, Diplomatic Corps -- Starbase 118Â Â Â
As you know I just got done with band camp. So my thoughts are just overflowing with it. So I present you headcanons, and these characters placed into scenarios that I experienced this year during camp. Including my almost fainting, which is almost word of word
Most of these things are things that actually were said and happened during this last week at camp (Bones is the bari-sax kid I have a crush on in case you are curious (Itâs such a deep crush) All the shit bones says and does is what he does heâs also actually our equipment manager even though I gave Scotty that job)
Iâll also probably add more to this the more I think about it and the longer the year goes on.
- Christopher Pike is the long-suffering director that has to put up with these stupid kids.
-Jim Kirk is an international affairs student who is the head drum major. He was a trumpet before he auditioned.Â
-Bones is a pre-med baritone sax. Itâs understated but it supports the more soprano instruments with a steady bass.
-Spock need for exactness makes him a very wonderful and precise snare player.
-Scotty is a trombone, the easy going sort. But he is the equipment manager and must fight with the speakers and mics all the god damn time. That and making sure all the pit equipment to and fro safely. Heâs always running back and forth.  let him rest.Â
-Pavel is a Mellophone, pretty sweet, normal dude. Except for that booty short Monday tradition during band camp. But he does have the ass for it.
-Uhura is the section leader of the flute/piccolos. No one can touch her tone and articulation. Â Sheâs also the music librarian.Â
-Sulu is a clarinet. Heâs chill and even headed. Probably the most normal. But he does get oddly competitive when it comes to section of the year stuff.
-Janice Rand is captain of the color guard and rules it with an iron fist with the choreographer.Â
-Chapel isnât actually in the band. But she was in high school so thatâs why she hangs out with these losers.
Iâm going to put the more in-depth HC under the cut so this isnât too long....but it is long below the cut.
- Jim is always pumped in the mornings. Ready to lead the stretches. Bones doesnât get it.Â
- You always see Scotty darting back and forth trying to fix those blasted speakers.Â
-Spock is such a stickler for people being on their dots. Â It takes him a while to get used to marching to the form, not the dot.Â
-Bones is always the one checking on and helping the people who sit out when they start to feel dizzy or sick from the heat.Â
-At the end of the day at announcements, Bones always reminds people to hydrate and that âYour urine should be clear and copious! If it is not, drink more water. Trust me as a future medical professionalâ
- Later in the week when some poor student passes out, he gets up at announcements âPlease for the love of God, or whatever higher deity you may or may not believe in, drink water.Â
- Itâs after that girl passing out that you sit out after suffering from a light headache. Preventing the possibility of you hitting the turf. As you entered the small air-conditioned room you spotted a few more kids and Bones. His head snaps to you, concern washed over his face as you go to sit on the ground. âY/N, you alright?âÂ
-You wave him off claiming âIâm fine, Len, just a little dizzyâ âDo you have water?â âYeah, len Iâm alright.â âIs it cold?â He goes reaching for the half full bag of ice. âYeah.â âJust put more ice in it alright?â âYeah, okay,â He gives you a last look before you say, âIâm alright. I promise.âÂ
-âMy pee is clear and copious, just like you said,â you teased just to make him laugh.
-Jim Kirk emptied his spit valve on Bones during their first year a lot.Â
- Mr. Pike being snap chatted of sleeping in the band office during lunch
- the moment you realize that you have it bad for that bari sax kid, Bones, when you are learning a dance for the middle of one of the halftime songs, and it includes swaying hips. And you miss your step off because you got distracted by the booty This happened...Iâm so ashamed
- Jim being mad heâs the only one who canât be shirtless during camp because he has to wear a polo and khakis.Â
- A rookie clarinet getting herself into knots over being on the dot, despite the line being straight where it landed one step off. Bones and you sharing a side eye, before he said, âHonestly it doesnât really matter.â Then later, getting more pissed and saying, âMarch to the form, not the dot.â
-Then later when you were dismissed for a water break, heâd call you back leading with, âShe needs to learn her place.â
- Casually learning what peopleâs stripper names would be.Â
- Jim literally fighting Scotty and Pavel off of him to keep his whistle safe.Â
- The mellophones all napping during their sectionals.Â
-Bones gets the farmer tan lines because he only wears short sleeved shirts.
- Pavel somehow remains the palest mother-fluffer in existence, like not even burning.
- The back of Jimâs Neck and ears always end up bright red. Every year.
- Mr. Pike realizing he made a mistake in making a move 16 counts instead of 32 when he watches the band take off at a dangerous and ill advised pace, almost killing themselves
- The casual âIt wouldnât be bad if we died right now,â jokes
- Scotty constantly forgets what set he is and always mutters âWell, Iâll find out.â
- The fact it only takes like five minutes in the morning block before almost everyoneâs shirts are off
-âMaybe itâll rain and the performance will be canceled....â
- Having to grab bones by the back of his shirt when he takes off in the wrong direction. for the third time...
- Jim gushing constantly about how great you are doing, and how proud he is to be the drum major
- Mr. Pike has to have the âI hate people who waste their potentialâ talk twice.
- Jim for the life of him canât fucking clip his collar on his uniform.Â
-Uhura begging for people not toss their flip folders on the ground. They are expensive and âwe donât have that many rings left.â
-Pavel causing a folder to explode on the field because he kicked out of the way during a run of pregame and didnât want anyone to slip.
- Jim, Bones, and Scottyâs annual âwatch tan challengeâ
- Uhrua and her Flutes ordering matching fanny packs