#undertale incorrect quotes

[heckinghellck]

Error: Die

Ink: Please don't die!

Error: DIE!

Ink: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Dream, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Swap, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Ink wants Error to accept it as their kid.

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[shady0220uwu]

Here's some incorrect quotes:

*The squad is over at Nightmare sans 's house*

Dream sans: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Nightmare sans: ... N-No...

Nightmare sans, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Dream sans, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Error sans: I see a-

Nightmare sans, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Dream sans: Oh, well I-

Nightmare sans : Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Nightmare sans, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Ink sans: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Blueberry sans: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Nightmare sans: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Nightmare sans: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Nightmare sans, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Nightmare sans: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Horror sans , pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

*Nightmare sans staring at horror sans*

Dream sans: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

*Nightmare sans staring at everyone in the kitchen*

Nightmare sans, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

( @toriel-rp )

Lol thanks

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[abandoned-quiche]

"chili"

made with the demirramon textbox generator

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[ultimate-guardian]

Ccino: We're like a big happy family! I'm the Dad and Nightmare is the mom!

Nightmare: Why am I the mom? What kind of gender roles are we pushing here?

Dust: I know they're probably thinking I'm the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay emo cousin!

Killer: I will be the son, the hot shot, whose only dream... is to be with a star.

Horror: I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle.

Fell: And I'm the sassy aunt, who talks shit about everyone.

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[undertaletrashsammy]

Store Worker: Would a (Y/n) please come to the front desk? (Y/n), arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker: points to Sans and Papyrus Store Worker: I believe they belong to you? Sans and Papyrus, simultaneously: We got lost :( (Y/n): I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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[fixmeni]

I have my own personal chat, where I drop jokes from correspondence, and all sorts of ideas for drawings here is one of them, today I thought about it and drew

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[mikimakiboo]

Y/N: Do you know Octodad ?

Killer: "Octodad" ? You mean Nightmare ?

Y/N: that's.. a video game.. ?

Killer: oh, then no

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[mengy007]

Nightmare: “they are not my sons, they are my subordinates. I am not their dad, I am their employer.”

(Also Nightmare all day every day:)

“HORROR DON’T EAT THAT-!”

“DUST YOU BROKE YOUR WHAT?!”

“CROSS I SWEAR TO THE GOOD GODS IF YOU AREN’T ASLEEP-“

“KILLER HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL?!”

“ERROR CRASHED OH SHIT OH FUCK-!”

“BOYS NO-!”

“IDIOTS- DON’T TOUCH THAT IT’LL BURN YOU-!”

“WHAT DO YOU MEWN THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE AGAIN?!”

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[sariels-world-ella]

I was going to draw this, but I thought text boxes were easier and funnier, this is for let Papyrus say f*ck

Undertale by Toby Fox

Yes, I support the Papyrus is Autistic theory/headcanon

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[multifan113]

Undertale Incorrect Quotes

Undyne: I'll cook dinner tonight!!

Alphys: I-is that a threat?

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[misted-buttercup-enjoyer]

Happy Undertale 8th Anniversary, I tried writing a oneshot but it wasn't working, so here, take this offering of incorrect quotes instead, and may it appease the beast for another year.

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Frisk, at Alphy's window: I thought I'd find you here! Chara, corporeal: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR!!!

Undyne, the night Papyrus came to her house at midnight: I hate you. Papyrus, holding up a surprisingly well-drawn picture: WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS PICTURE I DREW OF US HOLDING HANDS, THAT IS NOT TRUE!

Undyne: Alphys is off at an appointment, so while she's gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Papyrus: Why? Undyne: She's like 90% of my impulse control.

Frisk: Undyne, when’s your birthday? Undyne: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me? Frisk: ...So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Fallen Human Perseverance: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Asgore: I type how I think. Toriel: Odd that you type at all then.

Asriel: *is hugging Frisk* Chara: Hey! It's my turn to hug Frisk! Kris, kicking down the door: What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Asriel: No, It's still my turn! Frisk, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Chara: But we need the moral support! Asriel: And you're small! Which is cute! Kris: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Frisk: Well- I, I guess.

Sans: Last week, Papyrus tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

Frisk: Why are you like this?? Flowey: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

Papyrus: WHEN I DIE, I WANT SANS TO LOWER ME INTO MY GRAVE SO HE CAN LET ME DOWN ONE LAST TIME.

Alphys: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say something homophobic and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Mettaton: Mettaton: I like you.

Asriel: Can we go to a haunted house? Chara: What's wrong with the one we live in? Asriel: Wh-what? Chara: Good-night, Asriel.

Frisk: How’s practice going? Flowey: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there. Frisk: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your petals. Flowey: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. Frisk: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

Frisk: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Asriel: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Chara: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Toriel: Yes, I'm adopting seven ghosts and you cowards can't tell me no!

Frisk: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

Mettaton: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

Frisk, to Toriel: If you see Chara, give them this message *makes a neutral face* They'll know what it means. *later* Toriel: Oh, and Frisk said to give you a message. *makes a neutral face* Chara: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Frisk: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Frisk: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.

Napstablook: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Mettaton: Maddy is the scariest thing I could think of! Mad Mew Mew: Mettaton told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Toriel: What's worse than a heartbreak? Alphys: Stepping on a cat's tail and not being able to explain that you're sorry.

Muffet: Would you like something to drink? *Opens fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper- Frisk: Spiders? Muffet: Spiders it is then. Frisk: No, that wasn’t- *But she was already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders…*

Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …You mean my pronouns? Papyrus: NO, I KNOW WHAT YOUR PRONOUNS ARE!!! WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES??? Undyne: …I dunno. What are yours? Papyrus: NOISY AND WORKAHOLIC!!! Undyne: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

Monster Kid: I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver. Monster Kid: When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one good idea.

Toriel: I'm cold. Sans: here, take my hoodie, pal. *meanwhile* Alphys: I'm cold. Undyne: *sets the whole city on fire*

Alphys: So, what's for dinner? Undyne, staring at the spaghetti, and the house, that she and Frisk burnt down: Regret.

Chara: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet. Frisk: Pfft. What possible nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat? Chara, taking away Frisk's phone: Yeah, that enough for you.

deltarune special: Noelle: Goshdarn it, the printer broke while printing out Rudy's birthday invitations. Carol: Well, what are they supposed to say? Noelle: "Rudy's birthday". Carol: So, what do they say instead? Noelle: "Rudy's bi". Carol: Carol: Works out either way.

#undertale #i feel like i just vomited a bunch of incorrect quotes i got from a generator into one hellish rectangle of cheap humor #undertale 8th anniversary #utmonth2023 #undertale anniversary #september 15th #happy birthday undertale #incorrect quotes #undertale incorrect quotes #deltarune incorrect quotes #can i have some feedback: is this too many quotes? #i feel like i've had too many cupcakes at a birthday party so my mouth still tastes sweet but i feel a strange sickness rising at the same #time. #alphys undertale #undyne undertale #papyrus undertale #sans undertale #frisk undertale #chara undertale #asriel undertale #mettaton undertale #mad mew mew undertale #monster kid undertale #toriel undertale #asgore undertale #muffet undertale #noelle deltarune #carol holiday #rudy holiday #papyrus the skeleton

[heckinghellck]

Killer: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...

Killer: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Horror: ...That took an unexpected turn.

Dust: So did their neck.

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[shady0220uwu]

Killer: hello nightmare

Nightmare: what do you want.

Killer: someone scotch taped cross to the wall

Nightmare: you WHAT

Killer: it wasn't me I swear!

Meanwhile ink: eheheheh that'll teach you, beating me in snake and ladder!

Cross: THATS A CHILDREN'S GAMES

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[skeletongiggles]

Incorrect Undertale Quotes #1

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[radioactivecarmine]

Mistle-FOE! 🎄⛄️❄️

starting this jolly season off with a mini comic! <3

For those who don’t follow my twitter, I do post more there - and I have a little headcanon that Killer fucks around in the StoryShift AU in his free time (Because I’m still so hyped after the SS!Chara vs Killer animation.) and they’ve become one of my favourite little duos-

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[undertaletrashsammy]

(Y/n): It’s dark in here Sans: Don’t worry dude I got this Sans: *Stomps their feet* Sans: *Skechers light up*

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