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muggycuphead · 5 months

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weird flex but ok i guess pt.33

War…Hold up, do we really need a warning for this one? Dunno, but however, watch out for slightly disturbing and kinda…disgusting imagery, trypophobic patterns, as well as ‘necrotic’ (and dark themed) designs I made while having funky fever bc o h m y g o d do I get a little crazier every new quarantine day (and at this point it’s coming to be an usual thing for me, big sad). However, most are made no other than for the sole sake of satire, so y’know, no need to get your underwear in a twist

Friday Night Funkin’ BoyFriend’s Hood – AU fanconcept sketches [XXVIII]

1. it was an accident it was an accident it was an accident

(Having his bad stuff spitted out already, yet resigned on what’s just happening still, BF decides to go to GF, who’s still crying, and holds her face with a compassionate look on his face)

(GF whimpers) “I-I’m sorry, I really…”

(BF cuts her off) “It’s okay, it wasn’t really you who caused this” (Hugs her) “I know you would never do something to hurt me or my fams…This was just…nasty luck for you and me…” (Softly tightens his grip onto GF)

(GF just breaks crying again, corresponding BF’s hug)

This is really sad, Alexa play sad violin :’’’(

2. Two-sided come-overs

(Suddenly, two cars ride and park over near where the fire is, and from each cars, a side of GF and BF’s families come over and go to them)

(McBleep walks over to BF, deeply worried) “BF, ma’ boy!!”

(Sissy follows from behind) “Lil B! Oh god!”

(BF turns from surprise) “Sis! …Papa?!”

(Garson walks over quickly, worried yet clearly pissed) (Scolding tone) “Young Ms. Dearest!”

(GF turns from surprise as well) “Garson?!”

Yeah I gave the demon guy a name, now shush

Still, boy GF is in for a ride once she gets home….well, apparently

3. “Oh good lord, we’re so glad you’re okay, boy!” // “What are you doing at this time of night, young Dearest?! Your parents were worried sick once they found out you left by yourself!”

(While the whole event is occurring, cops and people from the fire department had finally chipped in, taking care of the situation, although GF and BF aren’t really much of giving them attention there)

4. Guilt, shame, regret

(As GF is being scolded, BF looks at her, noticing the mixed feelings on her face)

(Suddenly, BF lets out from his dad and runs to her)

“Huh?”

“B, what’cha doing?”

5. Taking the blame…

(BF gets in between GF and Garson)

“Stop! Leave her alone!”

“Huh?! A mortal?!” (Garson frowns) “Ms Dearest, what has your dad told you about-?!”

(BF cuts him off) “No! She…I…” (BF tightens up) “I brought her into this!”

(Garson’s confused) “…What?”

(GF is also as confused) “BF, no! You-!”

(BF cuts her off also) “No, this…this was my fault! Nothing of this would have happened if it wasn’t because of me!” (BF shakens a bit) “She tried to help but... It worked the other way around… And I was dumb to think we could…she could…” (BF sighs) “Just…don’t land the trash on her for this! She doesn’t deserve it as much as I do!”

Rewritten this event, originally was gonna just be BF taking the blame just to keep GF away from trouble (like a white lie and stuff) …but now it also has some ground to land on, kinda sad if you think about it

Still, woo go Boy, defend your girl

6. …for her sake

(Garson looks less mad, yet is still annoyed) “It doesn’t take away the fact Ms Dearest was hanging around with a mortal, which is by no means allowed for her own good!”

(BF kicks in) “I know that! She… she even told me!” (BF lowers) “And, maybe… that’s also on me…I was the one that befriended her in the first place…”

(Garson gets pissed) “Despite her being a demon, you little buffoon?”

(McBleeps frowns silently, yet Sissy chimes in) “Hey, careful how ya talk to my bro, you lanky loon!”

(BF resumes talking) “A demon yeah, but she ain’t what y’all are so eager in turning her into! She ain’t no foe, she ain’t no terror to me! I’ve seen worse from where I come from! And to tell you the truth…” (BF turns to GF, softening his tone) “She’s the warmest person I’ve known, even if she’s not my type of ‘monster’, if you will”

(GF giggles a bit, while Garson just looks angry)

(BF continues) “She’s got my back and I got hers, and there’s nothing you nor her parents can do about it, Mr Gasson!”

(Garson frowns as he crosses his arms, GF giggles again, as she whispers) “It’s Garson”

(BF retorts) “Whatever!”

Just a bit of comedy to lighten up the mood, even if it could be a bit tone deaf

7. Forced decisions

(Seeing the amount of damage done to the shop, McBleep sighs in resignation)

(Sissy notices) “…So, what should we do now, dad?”

(McBleep drops his face down, eyes closed, defeated) “…As much as I hate to say it…” (McBleep looks to Sissy) “We’ll have to move again, we got no business here anymore, and we can’t risk having a second fire happening. Whoever did this could come over twice, who knows”

(Sissy looks down) “…Considering what Broddy showed us…possibly so…”

(BF shakens) “What?! But if we move then I won’t be able to hang with G anymore!”

(Sissy frowns) “Then you should’ve though that before going off and tryna play tough guy with that crook!” (Sissy signs BF’s injuries) “Look at what he did to you! Be glad you didn’t get caught in the fire, else we’d really had lost something of value tonight!” (Sissy mutters to herself) “I knew this was gonna backfire one way or another! Broddy’s really gonna hear me out once we get home…!”

(BF goes “smaller”) “…I…just didn’t want anything bad to happen to the shop…but…”

(Sissy tries to talk, but McBleep stops her and goes to him, kneeling down) “Boy, come to think of it, this was gonna happen one way or another. He could have lit this place on fire anyway just to delete his steps, out of insanity or even by a mere accident; fire criminals tend to be like that. It even couldn’t have happened by a really rare chance, but here we are still.”

(BF shows regret, feeling like crying as well) “…Here we are…” (BF faces down)

(McBleep pats BF’s head) “Hey, ‘least you’re here still. Workshop’s an ashy mess now? Yeah, it sucks. But rather that than lose my little beep boy” (McBleeps shifts from empathy to pity) “…Still, it will be better for us to seek for a new place to work at, even if it means moving away from here. It’s for the best”

(BF looks at his dad, then to GF, and back to the floor) “…Okay…I guess...” (BF looks at McBleep) “…I guess I’m grounded for this, am I?”

(Sissy frowns) “Yes you are!”

(McBleep shuts her off) “Hold your horses, young lady, I’m the one that sorts the corrections here aside your mother” (McBleep goes back to BF) “…I think moving alone is already a bad sip for ya, but just so it doesn’t fly away so easy, you’ll deal with your side of the moving, and probably take care of more things around the new house we might need to look for too. Also gonna take out a few of your duties once we reopen the shop” (McBleep frowns) “But don’t you dare sneak out again, or else I’ll really reconsider it. Got that clear as water?”

(BF lowers his face again, looking at GF) “It won’t be an issue, considering I won’t see G anytime soon anyway from here…” (BF looks back at his dad) “…But it’s fair enough” (BF vacillates) “Can…I at least say goodbye to GF?”

(McBleep nods) “I don’t see why not, but don’t take too long”

(BF nods back, and walks to GF, who was looking at the whole deal with a compassionate face)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

8. A bitter farewell

(BF and GF face each other)

“So…you’re gonna move again…?”

“Pretty much…further from here, even…”

(GF feels like crying) “So it means what I think…?”

(BF nods bitterly) “Yup…”

(GF looks aside, silently crying) “…Darn it…”

(BF looks down) “…Yeah…” (BF holds onto G) “But it doesn’t need to end like that, you know? Mom always told me friendships can be kept as long as we don’t forget them, just like family and well…other things. So, just in case…” (BF shows her his pinky finger) “Wanna wish for a reunion sometime in the future?”

(GF smiles a bit, with a small bit of sass on her tone) “As long as neither Assel or Brick are involved like the first time”

(BF chuckles) “Yeah, forgot to add that also”

We need some inside jokes or else this would become a sappy novella ok thanks bye-

9. “Until we meet again…someday…”

(BF and GF locks their pinkies as they promise each other) “Until we meet again…someday”

(BF lets go of GF’s pinkie and so does she, as they walk away from each other and towards their families)

(BF looks back a bit) “(See ya…)”

(GF does the same, clearly distraught) “(Will miss ya…)”

Bad ending :^(

(…For now)

#friday night funkin'#fnfau #fnf au #bfsh #fnf concept #alt universe #alternative timeline #alternate universe #au #au concept

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gurugirl · 10 months

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I haven't felt this excited to read a fic in a long time. A Good Boy is excellent. Obviously you are already an excellent writer and your stories are all so good. But this one? I just finished part 2 and after part 1 I was already hooked.

But now with part 2 I see how sweet and caring Harry is. He might be kind of cocksure but he's also very happy to let yn take the lead. And you get some glimpses of his thoughts and he really likes her. maybe more than he should but then it sounds like she's really liking him. I love how you add in their thoughts on this - she's been missing intimacy and affection and Harry is giving it to her where Leo never did. I like that you kind of highlight how important that can be in a relationship and that she didn't even realize she'd been missing it until she slept with Harry who was so tender and attentive.

I cannot wait to see what you've got for us coming in further parts. Part 1 and 2 so far have blown me away. And I'm gonna sound like everyone else and repeat it, but I feel like you should know because you're writing and ability to hook the reader is that good, but I never thought I'd like this trope. Y/n isn't much older than Harry here but she is the stepmom and that isn't my thing.

But I do want to mention here the age gap thing too. I saw an ask from someone who said that we won't like it because we can't imagine ourselves in yn's place since she's "so much older" and we can't relate... I'm gonna say this with the nicest intent I can toward that anon but they acted like they were speaking for all of us when they very obviously don't. I'm 22 as well and I fully was able to enjoy every word written. I don't imagine myself as the main character anyway when I'm reading fic so like, it's weird that that person said "we won't like it" "we can't relate" I feel like they never even read it because i can almost guarantee if they had they'd change their mind. Also, Y/n is 27 sis. She's not "so much older" 😂 Most of my mutuals say they don't read y/n as themselves either. Anyway, don't change what you're doing just because one anon decided to try and speak for us all and tell you we wouldn't like this. As you can see WE LOVED THIS!

Woo wow!! Thank you babe! I’m so happy that you’re into this despite the trope. I am shocked by how many have loved this and all the feedback I’ve gotten so far is quite amazing.

Yes this story will follow yn’s and Harry’s thoughts about relationships and love and it’ll be a little messy because obviously. But you’re spot on! The lack of intimacy in her marriage was by design and this just really pushed her into doing something she might not have done of her marriage was secure and happy. And even though she thought she was fine, there was always something there deep down she knew she was missing. Glad you were able to pick that out.

And that anon I think was just trying to let me know why readers wouldn’t like this trope. I’m assuming at least. But it definitely did sound like they were assuming most everyone felt like they did - which we can see isn’t the case because so many of y’all did like this.

I also don’t ever think of myself as yn or reader when I’m reading (or writing) stories with reader insert. Not that there’s anything wrong with that I’m just not ever imagining it being me so I think a lot of readers can switch from Inserting themselves into the fic or being able to imagine someone else. There are some readers who cannot imagine anyone but themselves and that gets tricky with yn or reader main characters.

Anyway!! Thank you so much for this feedback!! 💕

Xoxo

#ask #a good boy feedback

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smallestapplin · 2 years

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HELLO!!! HI, Sorry I'm hyped, but your blog and your writing is literally SO LOVELY- I can tell my teeth are gonna fall from all the teeth rotting fluff you write, it's incredible~❤️😭 I was wondering if it'd be okay to send you a little request of Ingo and Emmet, separately, with a usually rowdy and energetic s/o who gets extremely flustered and blushy when it comes to affection (despite loving doing small just like grand romantic gesture)? My heart craves a goofy reader stumbling over their own feet while trying to woo their boyfriend with romantic, cheesy, pick up lines, only to end up a blushing mess seeking to hide their Tomato Red face in either their hands or against their boyfriend's chest~~

More than happy to! I’m a weak little simp so this works! (Also please you’re gonna make me cry from your sweet words 😭💗)

Asks are open!

🔳Emmet🔳

- [ ] He is so happy to have someone as energetic as him! You two are seen as the perfect couple cause of how well your energies match

- [ ] He also loves how rowdy you are, he is a bit chaotic himself so if you two every rough house, or run around the house cause you stole something of his, he loves it! He can never get enough!

- [ ] There is never a quiet moment in your shared house, laughter and giggles constantly fill it.

- [ ] Emmet absolutely eats up your flustered nature towards affection, he is going to abuse it and use it against you.

- [ ] When it first happened he figured it was because the relationship was new and you were trying to warm up to all his affection.

- [ ] Then he realized that’s just how you are and oh boy.

- [ ] Kisses the tip of your nose to hear you squeak and watch you try and hide your face.

- [ ] Which he adores grabbing your hands so you can’t “come on I wanna see the pretty face of yours!”

- [ ] And coos when you fall against him just to hide your face on him instead.

- [ ] He squeals happily when it’s YOU trying to do something for him, practically vibrating in place with a blush coating his face.

- [ ] “I just, you’re just- I can’t, uuhhh y-you’re very tired from- no that’s not how it goes I-!” And then you slam yourself into his chest, groaning at your own cringey words.

- [ ] He just wraps his arms around you “I believe what you’re trying to say it ‘you must be verrrry tired cause you’ve been running in my mind all day’ am I right?”

- [ ] Your whine is his answer and he adores it.

🔲Ingo🔲

- [ ] While he loves your energy, even kind of feeding off of it himself, he isn’t rowdy or nearly half as energetic as you are, sometimes he has to either have you wear something bright or carry a ballon, SOMETHING just so he can find you in a crowd with how you run off some times.

- [ ] He truly thinks you’re adorable, especially when he comes home and you tackle him like an excited puppy, it melts his heart to have someone so happy to see him.

- [ ] At the start of y’all’s relationship even he was nervous and easily flustered by affection, so seeing that you are too made him feel a little better about it.

- [ ] It’s been years and you STILL get flustered and it makes him wanna scream into his pillow it’s so cute-

- [ ] Ingo always loves kissing the back of your hand like the gentleman he is, he keeps eyes contact when doing so just to see your face flushed and you making sounds instead of words.

- [ ] He finds it so endearing.

- [ ] Better yet when you try to flirt with him, cause he is already dating you, has been for many years, you do not need to woo him anymore but it makes him fall even better in love.

- [ ] “A-are, oh dear please don’t look at me right now.” You hide your face in his hands when he looked at you when you began speaking.

- [ ] “But weren’t you saying something? It would be rude if I didn’t, wouldn’t it?”

- [ ] You let out a frustrated sound before trying to continue “I…you are I’m v-very a-track-ive! G-get? Cause um train tracks?” You are quick to hide your face again groaning.

- [ ] Ingo’s loud booming laugh echoes in the room while you try to hide in him, pulling his work coat to cover you too.

- [ ] “My beloved you are too precious.”

#pokemon #pokemon imagines #pokémon #pokemon x reader #pokemon fanfic #pokemon ingo #pokemon ingo x reader #pokemon emmet x reader #pokemon emmet #pokemon fluff #Ingo losing his s/o in a crowd #‘HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BELOVED? THEY ARE ABOUT THIS TALL CLEARLY A THEMBO BUT WE HAVENT HAD THE TALK YET’#sorry #it’s a dumb joke but I like it

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prettytoxicrevolver · 3 years

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Mini-Golf | Sapnap

Requested? Never lmfao

Warnings? Getting drunk?

Summary: You and Sap go on a double date with your best friend and Punz

Word Count: 1,196

If you want to see the best friends POV with Punz go over to @kasey-writes-stuff! or you can find it here !

(y/bf/n) or (y/f/n) = your best friends name

The fact that Sap and Punz were able to find a mini-golf place that also lets you drink while playing, was equal parts funny and genius. You were probably halfway through the course and feeling good with the alcohol flowing through your system. You had quite a few drinks, but being a heavyweight it didn’t do anything to you.

You and Sap walked along with hands intertwined loosely, the buzz making you less self-conscious about the fact that this was your fourth date with the boy. You laugh as you watch your best friend stumble up to the next hole, Punz holding out his hands behind you in case anything happens.

You roll your eyes, glancing over to sap who wore the same expression. You knew that Punz and your best friend were head over heels for each other but never said anything till recently. They were painfully shy around each other.

When the two lightweights finally make their shot, you step up to the hole, dropping your gold ball in front of you. You position the club in front of you, putting entirely too much focus on the action.

“Need some help?”

Sap comes up behind you, slipping his arms around you till his hands meet yours. You flush at the contact, your cheeks brightening at his touch. He guides you as you take your shot, coming incredibly close to making a hole in one.

In all honesty, you had been playing golf since you were a kid. Your dad paid entirely too much money for you to take lessons and participate in dumb charity tournaments. But you’d easily do anything to have Sap’s arms around yours.

Even buzzed you could have made that shot. The smile on Sap’s face pulls you right out of that though. You suddenly hear your best friend and Punz making gagging noises and you roll your eyes looking over at the couple.

“Y’all are so cliche!” (y/bf/n) calls.

“Says the one who’s fighting every urge to lean on Punz.”

Your best friend’s face floods a light pink and you smirk at the face she makes. She offers a half-hearted shut up as Punz giggles next to her. He wraps his arms around her and now it’s your turn to gag internally and turn around.

You take Sap’s hand in yours and drag him to the next hole, keeping an eye out for your best friend. His hand slips from yours to your waist and you lean against the taller boy.

“How drunk do you think they’ll get?” He whispers in your ear sending shivers down your spine.

“Five bucks we have to carry them home,” you mutter, and Sap grins.

“You’re on. But make it another date instead, and I bet you that they’re passed out in the car.”

“Deal,” you say grinning and holding out your hand. Sap takes it and you light up at the feeling of his palm perfectly pressed into yours.

Punz finally makes his shot and the four of you move on to the next hole. Just as you reach it, someone comes around offering more drinks and you all happily grab one, downing it with ease. The drink seems to work instantly, your best friend and Punz feeling the effects of the shot.

Your best friend practically carries Punz and vice versa as you all head to the last hole. You’re grateful you’ve reached the last hole knowing at any moment either Punz or your best friend are gonna end up getting hurt or simply passing out on the course.

“Nooo sap,” Punz pouts visibly tightening his grip around your best friend. “I don’t want to let go.”

“(y/n),” (y/bf/n) whines out. “I don't want him to go.”

You cast a glance at Sap and all he does is shrug in response. You nod before turning back to the couple who are pretty much wrapped up in each other.

“Okay how about we stay the night at Sap’s place and y’all won’t have to let go?”

It wasn’t the first time you had slept over at the boy’s house, fuck all of you guys had sleepovers all the time. However, your heart kicks up in a different way at the idea of falling asleep with Sapnap.

“Woo sleepover!!” The couple calls and you smile at them.

You and Sap each grab a friend and haul them to the car. You make it back to the apartment and before you can even try and help (y/bf/n) and Punz they’re stumbling out of the car and holding onto each other as they wobble.

You look over at Sap who’s gaze has shifted from them to you, and you flush underneath his stare. He makes a gesture to get out of the car. You get out and Sap is instantly by your side, placing a hand on the small of your back as he leads you up the stairs as if you haven’t been here a million times.

Just as you reach the threshold of the apartment, you find Punz shirtless and your best friend reaching to take off her shirt as well. You let out a squeak, rushing over to grab your friend and stop her before she does something she regrets.

Sap shrieks, shielding his eyes and turning towards Punz. You giggle behind your hand as you drag your friend off to the bathroom. You help your best friend get dressed before leading them back over to Punz, who takes her to his room.

You turn towards Sap, smiling sheepishly as if you were the one who was ready to whip off their clothes without a second thought. Sap grins and takes your hand in his pulling you towards his room.

“How hungover do you think they’ll be?” you asked Sap who hands you a t-shirt to sleep in.

You quickly change into it, the material falling over your figure. Sap tries not to stare, busying himself with falling into bed and pulling at the covers. You turn to him and he opens his arms making you smile.

You crawl into his embrace and Sap presses his face into your hair. The two of you falling asleep with ease. You wake up the next morning and for a second you forget where you are. Until you try to move and feel Sap tighten his grip on your waist.

A knowing smile is rested on your lips as you turn in his embrace. His eyes flutter open, baby browns staring into yours.

“How you feeling?” he asks huskily.

“Better than (y/f/n) and Punz for sure,” you joke, and he giggles.

“So,” he says, trailing his hands up your arms. “Since neither of us really won our bet last night, want to come to a truce? Breakfast on me?”

“Sounds good.”

You both get up, changing into some of Sap’s clothes again before you sneak out. You grab two water bottles, aspirin, and scribble a note down and leave it next to (y/f/n).

When you close the door behind you Sap is grinning and pulling you into him, the two of you headed to breakfast.

#sapnap drabble #sapnap imagine #sapnap fic #sapnap x reader #punz x y/n #punz imagine #punz drabble #punz fanfiction #punz x you #punz x reader

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darthmaulification · 3 years

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boba fett NSFW alphabet

A/N: boba fett is just... *chef’s kiss* 😍😍 i want to hug and smooch him on the lips and have him absolutely rail me 🥴🥴

this is for post-sarlacc/mandalorian boba fett as well, and does primarily assume fem/afab!reader.

nsfw under the cut!!😘

A = aftercare (what are they like after sex?)

Boba’s positively soft after sex. He takes care of you so so well, especially after particularly rough rounds, and will make sure you’re safe, warm, and comfortable. This usually means he cleans you up, either by running you a bath or wiping you down with a damp cloth, and massaging away any aches you may have obtained. Boba is also uncharacteristically talkative while he tends to your needs, and it’s all praise like “You did so well, cyare” and “Such a good girl” alongside clarifying questions like “Do you feel sore anywhere?” and “Would you like me to run a bath?”. Boba makes sure you are completely taken care of.

B = body part (what’s their favorite body part of their partner? what about themselves?)

Boba doesn’t have a favorite part of your body, because he’s easily able to mark it all up and he’s never been one to pick favorites, but I suppose he’s like any other man and does enjoy your... feminine curves, so to speak. He particularly likes your hips, ass, and thighs, if not only that he’s able to spank them, nibble on them, grab onto them while he’s fucking you silly... it’s also because he loves watching them sway as you walk. There’s a certain perfect sashay mixed with a slight jerk in your gait that Boba loves to watch, how your thighs ripple slightly with each step, how your ass does the same, and how those perfect hips of your rock side to side... Yeah... there’s something perfect there.

If Boba had to chose a favorite part of his body and not say “The whole damn thing!”, he’d pick his arms and hands. They’re what he does everything with, how he handles his blasters and jet pack, how he handles fighting, how he handles you, etc etc. Boba’s hands and arms are where every skill of his is practiced and carried out, the limbs that can do anything. He finds a slight pride in that. Also, Boba knows you also enjoy his arms, so he finds it very amusing to flex for you every once in a while to get you blushing.

C = cum (basically anything to do with cum)

Boba Fett cums a lot, and he makes sure all of it ends up inside you. He finds it incredibly satisfying to dominate you in such a way, being able to paint your insides white, to claim you and your pussy as his. Boba also has a slight breeding kink, so he makes sure none of his cum goes to waste, sometimes pushing it back into you when it leaks out.

D = dirty secret (what’s their dirty secret?)

Boba will probably never tell you this explicitly, most likely you will pick up on it with every breadcrumb he leaves, but Boba loves you so fucking much. He has so so much love for you it makes his heart bleed with the intensity. He’s never loved someone with all his being before, never cared this hard in his life. Boba may not even be able admit it to himself, love is a word that has brought him so much pain. But he loves you, he loves you, he loves you... Cyare, mesh’la, ni kar'tayl gar darasuum...

E = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced. Boba has had many many sexual partners over his lifetime, so he knows exactly what he’s doing and his way around your body. Having the “tall, dark, and handsome” allure as a bounty hunter really helped him with this.

F = favorite position (what’s their favorite position?)

Boba has a couple positions he usually defaults to, all of which he enjoys. They are:

Leap frog. This is a close one for being his favorite position. Boba likes to keep you beneath him, for control, and when your flat on your chest, arms either trapped under your body or above your head, hips hitched up just enough to allow him access... well, that gives him all the control he could dream of. When you’re like this, Boba fucks the life out of you, draping over you to kiss your back and neck all while one hand is nestled around the front to toy with your clit. He also loves how desperate for more friction you get with this one.

Doggy style. He likes the control this position gives him, how he’s able to command you into it, set the pace, decide when you are allowed to come undone. Boba also likes being able to grab your hips and knead your ass as he rails you, leaving fingerprint bruises on your skin. He also likes spanking you and pulling at your hair. He also keeps a couple firm, large fingers against your clit, rolling that sensitive bud between them.

Missionary. Boba enjoys basic missionary because A) you’re smooshed under him, B) it gives him the ability to kiss you as he pounds into you, and C) he’s able to be versatile. He also likes how personal and intimate missionary is, being able to see your face and watch your facial expressions as you orgasm for him again and again. Boba also gives your breasts a lot of attention when he’s got this perfect access to them, kneading them and pinching and tweaking your nipples.

G = goofy (are they the more serious type, or more humorous?)

Boba is 100% about making sure that you are receiving the pleasure you deserve. He is giving you everything he’s got during sex, so there’s no room for being silly. The most “goofiness” that he partakes in is lots of teasing and dirty talk, which isn’t all that goofy to begin with, just as serious and commanding as he is.

H = hair (how well-groomed are they?)

Boba is a functionalist, so he’s pretty well groomed below the belt. Of course, of what he has left to groom. The Sarlacc pit’s acid wiped out pretty much all his body hair, including his happy trail and about a quarter of his tuft (Boba genuinely thanks the Maker every day his penis remained untouched), so there’s only a little bit to take care of.

I = intimacy ( how intimate are they during sex?)

Boba is intimate in a very domineering, overpowering way. He gets you so close to the edge so quickly, so torturously that there’s nothing but this overwhelming closeness that occurs, this performance of worship. His hands and mouth on your body, his voice in your ear, it’s like you become one, when he’s steady above you, your bodies interlocked, fingers laced in your hair, tugging gently. It will feel like Boba pushes you to the limit, that the intensity is like a thousands stars burning over you at once. Boba’s presence is like that.

J = jack off (do they masturbate?)

When he was a younger, more spry, more sexually unruly man? Yes. Everyday, probably. Now when he’s older, has more self-control, and you by his side? Not so much. Rarely ever, to be honest. the only times he finds himself with the itch to yank it would be if he’s been gone from you for a while or if it’s a mutual masturbation type of situation.

K = kinks (any kinks?)

Boba is such a fucking sexual deviant and kinky bastard it’s no wonder he decided to be a bounty hunter, because only a bounty hunter would act up the way Boba does. He has quite a few kinks, but here are the main ones:

Daddy kink. Boba is the physical manifestation of the “Your daughter calls me daddy too” meme. He derives such a smug pleasure from you calling him Daddy. He also likes it for the position of authority it is.

Dom/sub dynamic. Boba is a bonifide top/dom and nothing is changing that. He’s the one in charge, who makes the rules and breaks the rules, and he isn’t relinquishing that anytime soon. Boba thrives in that position of power, and loves having you a submissive, moaning mess beneath him. If you are naturally a quieter, maybe introverted person, Boba would go near rabid because that softness is just what he’s looking for. If you’re dominate like him, he sees that as a challenge... Prepare to be dominated.

Praise/degradation kink. He really just loves to hear himself talk, huh? This man is constant, non-stop dirty talk during sex and he’ll be saying downright delicious things to you. He’ll be giving you all the pet names in the book, “cyar’ika”, “pretty girl”, “mesh’la”, etc etc. Every time you react the way he wants to, or you pleasantly surprise him with your response to him, you’ll be rewarded with utmost praise. He’ll coo to you about how well you’re taking his cock, how perfect your body is, how good your wet pussy tastes... everything. Boba also likes balancing the good with the bad, so he may use a bit of degradation, usually in the form of backhanded compliments or ruder nicknames. However, if you don’t like degradation, he will simply avoid it, easy said and done.

Innocence kink/virgin kink. Woo hoo boy... Boba loves if you are or act all shy and bashful with him in the bedroom. It really goes hand in hand with his dominate role, you being a submissive, blushing mess while he’s all big and intimidating (not in a fear way). He likes being the one to corrupt you by marking your body all up with love bites and small bruises, making your tight pussy his as he rails you. If you tell him you’re a virgin the first time y’all have sex, Boba might go feral.

Breeding kink. Before meeting you, Boba didn’t really have this kink. His younger years were spent angry and vengeful and full of sex that was meaningless at the end of the day. But after the Sarlacc, and snagging the Palace from Bib Fortuna, and meeting you, Boba kinda starts getting an inkling of wanting a little something extra... or a little someone extra. He starts genuinely contemplating and liking the idea of having kids, and it partly manifests in his dirty talk where he’ll say stuff like “Gonna let me fill you up?” and “Got to keep your pussy full. Womb too”. Boba likes the idea of you mothering his children.

L = location (favorite place to “do the do”?)

Boba’s favorite place to positively ravish you is anywhere that he has full control over the safety of the room. So this usually applies to the bedroom, where Boba has set up so many security measures that no one is getting in, but also to more public places. When Boba was younger, he was much much more into exhibitionism and would’ve been down to fuck like... in front of a crowd, to be honest. But he’s older now (and wiser too) so he values the concepts of safety and security, much unlike his past self. So while Boba may still fuck you in an alley or in the throne room, he makes sure that literally no one is around. He does this less out of the potential embarrassment, but more so because he knows he has a huge target on his back.

M = motivation (what gets them turned on?)

If you start being a little tease, or show him a bit of sass and being overall more mouthy, his pants are definitely getting a bit tight around the crotch region. Boba loves it when and if you try to talk back to him or if you get all snarky.

On the opposite hand, Boba also loves it if you’re easily flustered, all pink-faced and bashful at something he says. He really finds a smidgen of shyness to be really, really enticing. It strokes his massive Dom Complex.

N = NO (what’s their turn offs?)

Boba has a few hard turn offs that he would never do, full stop. They’re age play/regression, consensual non-con/rape play, and extreme sadism. While he does have a daddy kink, it’s really only for the name and position of power, not the age factor (so he’s not into DDLG). And despite Boba being a big ol’ bastard, it’s never sat with him well to play the role of “rapist” during sex. Also, Boba likes a bit of punishment and being rough ‘n tough with you, but he has a limit of how far he’d go. He never wants to actually hurt hurt you. Even if you’re a full masochist and you asked him to do it, said it’s okay and everything, Boba would still never harm you and would probably get fully turned off.

O = oral (do they have a preference in giving/receiving?)

He doesn’t really have a preference, because he’ll go down on you and if you give him head, he’s all game, but fuck, does Boba like going down on you. He gets an immense amount of satisfaction from making you cum using only his mouth, having you completely undone and writhing just from his face between your legs. He also really loves your pussy??? Like it’s so perfect to him, the aroma, the taste, the slick, wet feel, the way it clenches and quivers around his tongue, etc etc??? Boba loves it.

P = pace & PDA (are they soft, sensual, rough, or feral? are they open to displaying the relationship?)

Boba fucks hard and rough and slow and with a purpose. He wants to give you (and himself, of course) as much pleasure as possible for as long as possible. He paces himself very well, the master of self-control he is, and he will have you orgasming and edging for ages before he finally dicks you down. Boba finds great pleasure in having you cockdumb by the end of it.

Sometimes though, Boba gives you that same purpose in a slightly different way. he still fucks you good, but he’ll be a bit more sensual, a bit more gentle. Often, it’s because you ask to love make, but occasionally it’s because Boba really really wants you to know just how much you mean to him.

PDA is very very lowkey and subtle with Boba. This is mostly because he and you know that if your relationship, especially with how deep it is, were to become too much of common knowledge, someone is bound to use it against you, specifically to get back at Boba. So, Boba doesn’t often even have a hand on you in public, or show any outward affection. What he does do though, is stand close to you or have you close at his side. He keeps you in his line of sight always, and it’s become a sort of dance you to have. Boba and you orbit each other in a way, never growing too distant nor too close. Though, its perfect for you.

However, if someone starts making moves on you, Boba may physically step in, cutting whoever it is off from you. He’ll make sure they know that your off limits, untouchable. Usually, this also brings the gentlest yet firmest of hands to your lower back.

Q = quickies (what’s their opinion on quickies?)

Yes. Just yes. Boba loves quickies. He might be addicted to them. It’s a mix of he is always Ready To Fuck and he just finds you so damn desirable and beautiful. Though he will always prefer having you for a few hours opposed to a rushed ten minutes. But don’t think he does any less of a good job.

R = risks (are they okay with experimenting? do they take risks?)

In his younger years, this would’ve been a hard, enthusiastic “yes”, but nowadays Boba won’t really actively experiment. If you have something you want to try, odds are he’ll go along with it, but he won’t ever bring up something new. He’s very content with his abilities, that are admittedly very very successful.

S = stamina (how many rounds can they last?)

Boba can last a long while, considering his age. He’s got years of experience and a whole lot of self-control under his belt, so he’s able to work you for at least a couple hours before he starts feeling it. He’ll having you cumming over and over again, working you with his mouth, hands, and cock. Boba also is very good at pacing and has this uncanny ability to restrain himself in a way that the pleasure for him doesn’t build up unless he allows it to. So don’t expect him to cum, even in light of your best efforts.

T = toys (do they own/use any toys?)

Again, used to when he was younger. But now he doesn’t because he knows he’s too damn good with his hands, mouth, and...y’know... to need any toys. Though, if you have any toys or you ask him to try one out, he’ll humor you and oblige. But he’ll tease you about it a ton, saying stuff like “Ah, but don’t you want my mouth instead?” or “I bet you’re missing my cock”. Boba will always make sure that you know he’s better than any toy that you’d introduce.

U = unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

Boba is such a smug shit. He teases so much and is so unfair that it borders on being cruel and he enjoys it, the fucking guy. If you’re into that, he’ll get you begging and in tears before he lets up and gives you what you want (read: need). But if you’re not into it, he has a base, “normal” level of tease, but he’d never take it too far. If he does push it too far, he’ll make it up to you however you want him to, because the last thing he wants is you too upset because of him.

V = volume (how loud or quiet are they during sex?)

Boba spends most his time during sex teasing the life out of you so he is vocal in that respect. He talks the talk, saying stuff like “You take my cock so well, little girl” and “Use your words, mesh’la, tell me what you want”. His constant dirty talk is sometimes broken up by growls from the back of his throat, heavy grunting and groaning, and the occasional low moan— all from the slick, hot heat that is you.

W = wildcard (what’s a random headcanon?)

Boba struggles with pain sometimes, the aches left behind from the wounds he received from the Sarlacc pit. It usually flares up if he’s stressed or been overworking himself, making his skin feel tight, like there’s a constant pull in all directions. He also gets pain from age and overuse of his joints. Often, it’s only his knees and ankles that act up, but sometimes he gets it in his back and wrists. And though he never says anything about it, and never asks you for anything, he really does appreciate it if you take the time to give him a massage or run him a warm bath, despite how grumpy he gets when you do.

X = x-ray & x-tra (what’s underneath those clothes? any more random headcanons?”)

Boba is built like a fucking tank, an absolute hunk of a man. From a life of training, bounty hunting, fighting, etc etc, Boba has a body type akin to a powerlifter, he never built muscle for show, only functionality. He’s all broad-shoulders, stocky, and thick muscles. Unlike the beauty standard, Boba doesn’t have the ever-desired six pack abs or pinched waist, he has a hefty barrel torso and a slight, squishy tummy. His arms and legs are equally, if not more, strong and muscled like the rest of him, and Boba is very easily able to lift you up whenever.

Now, of course, Boba is very heavily scarred. He has scars of varying sizes, shapes, and ages, some being that shiny white while others are still pinkish, all over his body from bounty hunting and getting into tiffs. The Sarlacc also completed ravaged his bronze skin, leaving this impressive and tight web of scar tissue near everywhere on his body, though it’s most heavily condensed on his left side.

NOW HIS PENIS. Boba has a Nice Cock on him, that’s for damn sure. He’s not exceedingly big, but he is girthy. And weighty. Boba’s penis is 6 inches (15.25 cm) in length and just under 2.5 inches (6.35 cm) in diameter. He is uncut, and a prominent vein runs on the bell end of his cock. His balls are also very impressive and are fairly heavy.

Y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High. Astronomical. Boba suffers from Horny Derangement Syndrome™. You touch his shoulder as you pass by him? His cock is hard. You give him a kiss out of the blue “just because”? He’s dry humping against you. You give him a cheeky smile and flirt with him? His pants are off. Boba is in a constant state of Wanting To Fuck. But, of course, if your sex drive doesn’t match his or if you’re not in the mood, he literally will not care or hold it against you.

Z = zzzz (how fast do they fall asleep after?)

Boba does not fall asleep until you have. Period. Full stop. It’s a bit of a machismo thing of his (he sees himself as the “protector” in the relationship) but it’s also because he just genuinely likes watching you fall asleep. Boba likes when you get all sleepy and droopy, melting against him, feeling all your muscles relax as your body starts to slow down. It makes him feel strong, comfortable, and most of all, loved. You falling asleep next to him, the Boba Fett, is almost the biggest exercise of trust you can show him, and he loves it.

#star wars #boba fett #boba fett x reader #boba fett x you #star wars boba fett #post-sarlacc boba

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feralrunaway · 3 years

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Lower

(Yes. This is happening.)

Summary: You learn just what your Captain needs to cheer up after some insecurities surface.

Warnings: smut, swearing, oral (male receiving), bodily fluids, rimming, woo woo all aboard the filth train

*This concept is literally always in the back of my mind but I have to give credit to @connieisland for this post about Sy that made me ballsy enough to admit it out loud. Also tumblr keeps trying to eat this fic so protect it with your life.*

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“Look at this old dog!” Machmoud exclaimed. “Boys I think he’s letting himself go a little. Look at this belly! Too many peach pies, yeah?”

The boys had a good solid laugh at Sy’s expense with that. It had been so long since they’d all been together in the same place, the party had quickly turned rowdy. Liquor flowed easy and so did their speech.

“Can it, Machmoud. You know I could still run your ass into the ground anytime. I still remember makin’ you puke your first day at Warhorse. You could barely keep up. Hell, you still run like a gotdamn newborn colt.”

Your giggled along with their crude banter from the sidelines. It was good to see them all together again, laughing and ribbing each other. You knew your husband could probably best every man in the room still, but if they had a little fun keeping him humble, who were you to say anything about it?

“Speaking of peach pie,” you announced over their noise, catching everyone’s attention, “That’s exactly what I’ve made for the birthday boy tonight! Who wants some?”

They all hooted and raised hands at once.

“Don’t see y’all boys worried about gettin’ bellies of your own now. Maybe y’all can understand my position. Cant turn down it down when a beautiful woman offers you some delicious pie, can ya?” Sy winked at you, knowing damn well they all understood the innuendo.

“Well we’ve heard tell that Mrs. Syverson is in possession of the most delicious peach pie there is. I sure wouldn’t turn down a taste,” one of the newer, younger friends said, eyebrows raised.

“BOY, I WILL END YOU,” Sy said sternly.

They all cackled at the subtly terrified look on his face as you went to the kitchen and started gathering plates. Once the supplies were set out, you served up a slice for each, saving the biggest for Sy. You carried it out to him with a lit candle in it.

“Now darlin’, you promised no singin’,” Sy said.

“Who said I’m singing to you, Captain?” you winked at him. “I was gonna save that for later, in private.”

That was met with a chorus of hoots and wolf whistles and you thought maybe Sy had actually blushed a little behind his lascivious grin.

The boys didn’t stay much longer after that. If your husband had a hand in rushing them out the door, you wouldn’t have spared it a notice.

You had plans for your birthday boy.

You cleaned up the bottles and dishes and were moving on to wiping the counters when a tipsy, happy bear slid up behind you. He leaned down, placing his arms around your waist and began to sway side to side. You smiled and placed a kiss on his cheek.

“Thank you, Sunshine. That was nice. You’re too good to this old man sometimes,” he mumbled into your shoulder.

You turned, kissing his clothed chest and humming against him. “You deserve the best. Especially on your birthday, old man.”

He chuckled and drew an arm around your shoulders. He led you to the couch and tucked you in next to his side, nuzzling against your temple. “I love you, darlin’.”

“I love you too Sy.”

“Even if I’ve gained some weight?” he asked jokingly, but you could hear that slight hint of insecurity buried in the question.

“No matter what,” you replied, your hand sliding down his chest to rub on his stomach. “There’s nothing you can do that would make me love you less. In fact,” you said as you bent to kiss him right there, “I’m kind of digging the extra thickness.”

“Mmm yeah?” he smirked at you.

You smiled as you continued to press kisses to his chest and stomach in a wandering pattern. You slowly slid from your seat to kneel on the floor as you kissed down the trail you knew was under his shirt.

A low hum rose from him as you continued your ministrations while running your hands over his thighs. Sy reached behind his neck, pulling his T-shirt free and tossed it to the side, giving you full access to that delicious chest hair.

Your exploration inspired wandering hands of its own, and soon he had a hand resting on the back of your head. He wasn’t guiding you, yet, but you could feel the ardent attention pressing against your chin as your lips trailed down the hair on his stomach.

Your fingers deftly unbuttoned his jeans and found the waistband of both his pants and boxers, pulling them down as he lifted his hips. You helped him shed his attire completely, leaving him appropriately bare in his birthday suit. You took a moment to drink in the sight before you before meeting his eyes, before the tension built a little beyond his tolerance and his hand again found the back of your head, guiding you to his now-aching erection.

As your lips closed over the head of his cock and your tongue lapped around the slit, he groaned breathily and bucked his hips toward you. His head leaned back against the couch and he fisted himself while you worked his tip.

“Fuck, baby. I need to see you,” he groaned out, pulling you up from your knees and tugging at your shirt, then tossing it to the side. His hands were on your breasts immediately, followed by his mouth.

“You’re so fucking beautiful, you know that?” he hummed in between sucking at your nipples. You felt your panties growing damp and pulled back to quickly shed your pants and undergarments, tossing your panties up onto his chest.

The look of delight on his face was enough to make you beam, but when he gathered them up in his fist and pressed them to his face with an inhale your lips fell open with surprised lust. His fist fell to his cock and he began stroking himself, eyes darkened with desire finding yours.

“It’s your birthday, handsome. What do you want me to do most?” you asked him. His blatant attraction to you sending your mind into that place that had you willing to do just about anything to wring pleasure from this hulking beast.

“I want those pretty lips on me darlin’,” his voice had dropped an octave, intensity rolling off him in waves. “I want you to suck me until I can’t think straight, and then I wanna come down that pretty little throat of yours.” He paused his stroking to hold himself upright.

If he thought you’d hesitate after all the build up, he was in for a surprise. You dropped back to your knees unceremoniously and crawled between his legs. You ran your tongue up the thick length of him, then took him in whole, drawing a low groan from his lips, which intensified in volume as you hollowed your cheeks and began to suck.

“Fuck darlin’. You look so good with my cock in your mouth,” he praised, breathless. You pulled free of him with a wet pop of your lips and began laving all around his girth. You dipped lower, gently licking and kissing at his sack, before running your tongue from the bottom straight up the center. You noticed his cock jump at the action and he immediately fisted himself again. Oh he liked that.

You repeated the action while running your hands down the inside of his thighs, and he moaned, placing a hand with gentle pressure on the back of your head. His legs fell open a little wider.

“Does that feel good, Captain?” you questioned, pulling up to wink at him. But your man was beyond teasing, his eyes absolutely blazing with lust as he pressed you back down in silent request.

“Lower,” came the gritted reply, which you obliged willingly, tongue pressing against the underside of his sack. He shifted his hips, placing one of his heels on the coffee table behind you, before the hand guiding you pressed down more firmly while his hips rose slightly.

“Fuck....lower, baby.”

Oh.

Here he was, your husband, the man who spoiled and cared for you, held you tight at night, worked himself near to death to give you everything you wanted. And he was ready to come apart at the seams if you obliged this one request. Your eyes drew upward, taking in his visible pleasure, his head thrown back and eyes now closed. You’d never felt so willing.

You inched your tongue down, your nose pressing against him, aided by the pressure of his hand. You could feel his hips lift more and more the closer you moved to your destination. The anticipation had his other hand stuttering as he stroked himself.

And there it was. You ran your tongue over the pucker of his hole, once lightly, then again with more pressure. The groan that pulled itself from deep within his chest was quite possibly the most delightful noise that had ever graced your ears. You weren’t sure how it was possible, but his cock grew visibly harder above you.

Well wasn’t this something?

You began to work the area more rapidly, your tongue pressing firm circles around him while your hands clenched at the meat of his thighs.

“Ohhh fuck,” he moaned. “Don’t stop that baby.”

You could feel every moan and curse through his skin as he bucked his hips with every swirl of your tongue. You’d never seen him fall apart in such a way and you knew right then and there, as you joined one of your hands with his, that this would become an addictive pastime.

Your hand pumped with his, giving rhythm where his was lacking, and you could feel the strident pulse of his blood through his rigid length.

His breath was now coming in pants and the sound was pure music as you doubled your efforts, licking and sucking at the forbidden button. You felt his thighs begin to tremble as he tried to bite back another bold moan.

“Mmm....holy fuck darlin’...” he began to swell in your hand, so you quickly replaced your mouth with your fingertips, circling and pressing lightly. You pulled up and opened for him.

He released himself from his hand, placing both on the back of your neck to pull you down onto his length, thrusting deeply and erratically into your warm mouth. A growled string of curses left his mouth as you felt his hole clench above your fingers and his hot come began to pour down your throat.

“Oh god, babygirl...” he exclaimed as he thrust shallowly against your throat, spilling the last of his copious seed into you. His trembling legs forced him to release you and fall back against the cushions, out of breath and completely blissed out.

You made a show of tasting his thick come, swirling it around in your open mouth before swallowing and smiling widely at him. He reached out weakly to grasp at your arms and pull you into his lap.

Your Captain was at a loss for words, clearly, and simply leant to rest his head against your chest. You gave a tiny giggle and stroked the short hairs at the back of his neck.

You then pressed a kiss to his scalp, squeezing in close, and whispered

“Happy Birthday, Captain.”

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mingishoe · 3 years

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Jerk | Ateez OT8

Summary: After a long couple of weeks that consisted of nothing but photoshoots and filming, San came up with an idea to help the members loosen up a bit.

Genre: Smut

Pairing: Azeez/OT8,,, Yunho is still a major sub and subby Wooyoung and Jongho

Word Count: 3.1k

Smut Warning: Jerk circle, high-key a little more than a jerk circle, yeah… definitely way past a jerk circle, obviously MXM, MXM touching, masturbating, mutual masturbation, voyeurism, dirty talk, orgy? Idk they’re not really fucking??? Dick sucking, mouth fucking, kinda ass eating? and Yunho and Wooyoung are pretty cum sluts

@jonghoshoe @cloudyyeonnie @barnesbabee and I forgot the other person who told me to @ them but 😳

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All the members had been super stressed and tired after a long week of photoshoots and filming, so San had offered to set up a movie night for the members. Unfortunately, Yeosang, Hongjoong, Jongho, and Mingi had made a dinner reservation which left the rest of the members with San.

Regardless, San was happy to pick a nice movie and some snacks to eat. San thought it would be funny to pick a raunchy movie and watch it together. Maybe make one of them a little bit flustered… Flustered was the word he wanted. Horny MiGhT nOt have been the word he was exactly looking for but he’d take what he got.

The four of them were lying across the floor, San lying on Seonghwa’s lap, and Wooyoung and Yunho were underneath a blanket. They were mindlessly eating popcorn while they were half-watching the movie that San had picked out until suddenly everyone’s head snapped up as the room filled with moans.

Originally everyone had thought it had been one of them but then they heard loud female moaning and it obviously couldn’t be them. Their eyes were glued to the TV screen like the horny boys they are, “San?! What kind of movie is this?!?” Seonghwa shifted underneath San.

San laughed and turned to face Seonghwa while still on his lap, “Dunno, I just picked something random.”

Their attention is back on the screen, minus San who keeps his eyes trained on Seonghwa’s face and the subtlest amount of pressure on his crotch.

The camera panned down to show two people in the middle of some pretty intense sex. There was a gasp from one of the boys as it suddenly showed boobs bouncing, “Are you sure this isn’t porn?!” Seonghwa pushed San off of his lap as he adjusted his pants.

“What do you mean Hyung? Is it getting you a little bit… excited?” San’s eyes flicked from his eyes to the obvious boner in his sweats.

Wooyoung snorts and starts to laugh loudly and Yunho elbows him, “Wooyoung don’t act- you have one too.”

There’s a pause. A long pause as the four of them is staring at each other. San has a mischievous glint in his eyes and he exchanges glances with Wooyoung and Seonghwa. Yunho takes the hint and his cheeks immediately get red, “San- Don’t even think about it-”

“Aw come on! Why not? It’ll be fun!” San raised his eyebrows suggestively at Yunho.

Yunho knew he was right… he honestly wanted to but he just needed to make sure San was being serious and not just joking like how he normally is.

“Right Hwa? It’ll be fun, huh?” As San spoke, he kinda pulled on the waistband of his sweats revealing his V line.

Wooyoung and Seonghwa spoke up at the same time, “It’ll be fun.”

Their attention turned to Yunho whose face was still bright red. His fingers were fiddling with his sweats before San spoke back up, “It’s okay Pup. Need some help?”

San takes Yunho’s hand and leads him until he’s in front of the three boys. They each have their hands somewhere on Yunho: San was busy taking his shirt off, Seonghwa was pulling his sweats off, and Wooyoung let his hands trail down Yunho’s stomach down to his leaking red cock.

Yunho was already shaking from the several pairs of hands on him, until suddenly everyone took their hands off of him, “Lay down babe.” Wooyoung’s hands slowly push Yunho down on his back.

The remaining boys circle Yunho as he looks up at them with wide eyes as they all rush to undress.

San moves to straddle Yunho’s lap and takes both his cock and Yunho’s in his hands. He has both hands wrapped around both cocks and he slowly starts to thrust his cock in his hand and against Yunho’s.

Yunho’s hands immediately reach up to grip San’s wrists, “Ah- Wait! Fuck-”

“It’s alright Pup. You can cum as many times as you want. And you’re gonna be our pretty little cum dump.” Yunho’s blush spread to his neck and chest from being called a cum dump but he’d gladly take everything his members gave him. He wants to be their stress reliever.

Yunho nods and lets himself relax as San continues his soft thrusting. Seonghwa takes Yunho’s hand off of San and replaces it with his cock, Wooyoung doing the same.

Yunho feels an overwhelming feeling of pleasure and satisfaction as everyone is using him for their own pleasure. His eyebrows are furrowed and his lip in between his teeth as his eyes switch between the three different cocks, “Moan for us, pretty boy. Let us hear those pretty noises of yours.”

Yunho’s eyes are trained on Seonghwa and his cock until San begins to jerk him just right. Loud whines and groans flow from Yunho’s mouth as he tries to angle his hips away from San’s touch as Yunho’s cock throbs at San’s touch, “S-San! Sansansan! His grip on Wooyoung and Seonghwa’s cocks tighten as he’s on the verge of cumming.

“Go ahead. Make a mess.” The room is filled with moans from the four boys as they’re all pathetically close to cumming after such a short period of time.

Neither of the boys can remember the last time they touched themselves, or each other, with how busy they’ve been and it was all crashing down on them at once.

The first to cum was Yunho. Yunho was always so sensitive and everyone knew exactly how to touch him, so he hardly ever lasted more than 4 or 5 minutes without being edged but Yunho’s lucky he loves being overstimulated because it happens pretty much every time.

Yunho’s hips were grinding into San’s hand alongside his cock as his cum squirts all over his stomach and chest.

Yunho’s soft begs of their names and the movements of his slick, cum covered hands made Wooyoung and Seonghwa cum almost simultaneously all over Yunho.

The two boys sat back for a minute to catch their breath and watched as San continued to rut against Yunho’s cock, “Please Sannie! G-Give it to me! Give me your c- Hnng-” Yunho’s cock started throbbing harshly as he was on the verge of cumming twice in a row, “Cum. C-Cum on me. Please! H-Hurry before I-I cum again!”

San laughed softly as he glanced to Wooyoung who already looked worn out, “It’s alright Pup. We’ll all give you so much more.”

San’s cock made lewd squelching noises as his cum was mixing with Yunho’s. It wasn’t until San looked down at Yunho’s cock and stomach was he about to cum.

San was typically the one who had the most stamina out of the boys, but everyone knew that he had a weak spot for Yunho.

San’s eyes were glued to Yunho’s cock that was still fully hard and red from the overstimulation. His eyes trailed up slightly and loud moans spilled from his lips as he was looking at Yunho’s cum stained abs contract from his incoming orgasm, “G-Gonna give it to you P-Pup.”

With a shaky voice, San let out a couple of drawn-out whines as he gripped onto his cock tightly as he watched Yunho’s facial expressions closely until he came on Yunho.

The cum of the four boys was mixed on Yunho and they all looked down at him with flushed cheeks and heavy breaths.

San removed himself from Yunho’s lap and grabbed onto Wooyoung’s hand to pull him onto Yunho, “Go on Woo.”

Wooyoung lets out a whine as he bends down to take Yunho’s cock in his mouth. Wooyoung eagerly sucks on Yunho’s cock that’s most definitely too big for him, and groans as he tastes Yunho’s and San’s mixed cum.

Yunho whines loudly as Wooyoung sucks on him like it’s what he’s made for, “W-Wooyoung! Ah- fuck! G-Gonna cum!”

Just as Yunho was about to cum, the front door swung open and Wooyoung pulled away from Yunho quickly. Yunho let out a pathetic sob as he started to grind his hips into the air trying to chase Wooyoung’s mouth.

Yunho didn’t even notice the door open or the rest of the members stopping in their tracks as they saw the naked boys in the middle of the room.

It was only until Mingi let out a loud laugh, that he finally looked in their direction, “Need some help there?”

Mingi didn’t hesitate to drop his things at the door to make his way towards his poor friend who had the most desperate look on his face.

As Mingi made his way to Yunho he simultaneously removed himself of his clothing, leaving a trail of clothes, “M-Mingi! Please!”

At this point, Yunho didn’t care who touched him. He was just so desperate to cum. His eyes were practically begging for Mingi to do absolutely anything to him. Since Mingi was significantly bigger than Wooyoung, he was easily able to take most of Yunho down his throat. Yunho immediately gripped Mingi’s hair and his hips thrust into Mingi’s throat with loud moans.

Yunho suddenly forgot about the rest of the boys who had only previously just walked in, and was only focused on Mingi’s mouth.

Jongho had absolutely no words as San looked at him with a lopsided smile that was very innocent compared to the sight in front of them.

Jongho felt himself become flushed and hot as he practically ran to his room. San laughed softly because he knew that Jongho would get over his pride and join the rest of them in 10 minutes max.

Hongjoong and Yeosang were stood in the same spot as they glanced at each other before Yeosang spoke up in a condescending tone, “Are y’all really that desperate?” But in the same breath says, “One of y’all move over.”

Everyone’s attention is drawn back to Yunho as he lets out a choked sob as Mingi sucks him off just like he loves so much, “G-Gonna cum again! Please Mingi! It- ah!”

Yunho’s whines and begs got cut off as his second orgasm ripped through his entire body. His back arched beautifully and his hips were squirming as Mingi continued to take everything Yunho was giving him.

Mingi’s deep groans were vibrating Yunho’s over-sensitive cock and Mingi finally pulled away with a loud pop.

In Jongho's room, he can hear the loud whines and desperate moans coming from Yunho, his leaking cock begging to be touched. His hips ground themselves into his mattress to get some kind of pleasure without actually touching himself because, in all honesty, he was too embarrassed to do so.

“J-Jongho!” Jongho let out a soft whine as he heard his name being called by Yunho.

“Jongho, sweetheart… there’s no need to do it all by yourself.” Jongho looked at the doorway and saw Seonghwa standing there, completely naked and cock hard, as he referred to the way he was rutting himself onto the mattress, “Come let us help you… Yunho will be more than happy, you know.”

Seonghwa holds his hand out for Jongho to take, and finally, Jongho sucks it up and gets up. He lets Seonghwa take him to where the rest of the members were and everyone’s attention was on him.

Yunho sits up and Jongho's eyes are glued to his cum stained figure and his cock twitches. Seonghwa lets his hands run over Jongho to help him relax a little bit before he starts to undress him.

Jongho makes his way to Yunho to sit on his lap. Yunho wraps his arms around him, smearing cum on the younger boy.

Jongho shoves his head in Yunho’s neck as he starts to grind himself on Yunho’s cock. San looks at Yunho in amazement. He can’t believe that Yunho is still as hard as before, his erection never going down.

He turns his attention to Yeosang who is stroking his cock as he’s watching the two boys in the center of the circle they’ve created, “Look at our pretty whores.”

Jongho let out a loud moan at San’s words. He turned to look at them and saw San’s hand making his way down Yeosang’s abs down to grip onto his cock.

Jongho's eyes were shifting to each member as he saw them each with either theirs or another, cock in their hand. Jongho’s body suddenly stiffened as he thrashed harshly as Yunho took hold of his ass and began thrusting along with Jongho.

Mingi who had previously just been with Yunho cocked his head at the sight in front of him. His cock was throbbing and deep moans spilled out his swollen lips as he harshly jerked himself off.

Wooyoung let out pathetic whimpers as his eyes were glued to Mingi who was next to him. His eyes were glossy and his eyes were begging for Mingi to touch him. Wooyoung took hold of Mingi’s hand and almost started crying with relief at the friction.

In turn, Mingi did the same. He grabbed Wooyoung’s hand and wrapped it around his leaking cock. Mingi thrust himself into Wooyoung’s hand and before he knew it, ropes of cum squirted onto Jongho’s ass.

Jongho felt the hot cum squirt on his ass and soon after he felt it once again, and turned to see Wooyoung with tears falling down his red cheeks, “Pleaseplease fuck! M-Mingi fuck! F-Feels so good!”

Jongho suddenly got overwhelmed. Yunho’s touch feels 10x stronger and he cums. Yunho lets out another sob and he can’t stop the tears that begin to spill from his eyes as he cums for the third time.

Jongho and Yunho’s cum mixes together and Jongho lets himself back onto his knees and Hongjoong makes his way in front of Jongho and pushes his head down so he could swiftly push his cock past his pretty lips.

Until now, Hongjoong had stayed mostly quiet, only softly jerking himself as he watched the rest of his members, but Hongjoong became restless.

Jongho gripped Hongjoong’s thigh as he began to thrust into his mouth. Jongho let out choked noises but further tilted his head to take more of Hongjoong’s cock.

From behind him, he felt something slide between his ass, and then he heard Yeosang’s voice, “S‘alright. Not gonna fuck you. At least not today…”

With that, Yeosang started thrusting himself between Jongho's ass in time with Hongjoongs.

Jongho's choked moans and groans were vibrating against Hongjoong’s cock. Jongho had his eyes glued on both Hongjoong and Yeosang who were above them, and he let out a loud sob when Yeosang pulled Hongjoong in for a long kiss.

Jongho watched with droopy eyes as Hongjoong shoved his tongue into Yeosang’s throat. As their make out got more intense, so did both of their thrusts. Jongho's eyes were watering and he was gagging as Hongjoong’s cock continuously slammed against the back of his throat.

An accidental swallow around Hongjoong’s cock was the final trigger and his cum shot down Jongho's throat. As he came down from his high he pulled away from Yeosang and slowly pulled out of Jongho's mouth, with a string of saliva connecting the two.

Yeosang turns around when he hears a chorus of groans and sees Wooyoung attaching his lips to Yunho.

Yeosang is watching with a flushed expression as Wooyoung is licking and sucking all the cum off of Yunho’s cock, thighs, stomach, and chest.

Wooyoung let’s out content hums as he makes his way up Yunho’s body, making sure not to miss a drop of cum on the way,

“Such a cum slut.” San laughs condescendingly at Wooyoung, “then, when Yeosang is finished, why don’t you go and help clean Jongho up?”

Wooyoung eagerly nodded and turned his attention to Yeosang, “H-Hyung, please! Cum. Please cum! I-I’ll be a good boy and clean it all up for you!”

Yeosang lets out a shaky laugh, “Y-Yeah? You’ll clean up Jongho like a good boy? Like a good little cum slut?”

“Yeah- y-yours. Your cum slut.” Yeosang let out a deep groan at Wooyoung’s words and he finally let himself cum. He smirked slightly in between his deep moans and grunts as he made sure to cover Jongho‘s ass, and even slightly lower to his balls, with cum.

As soon as Wooyoung could tell Yeosang was done, he pushed him to the side and immediately made contact with his ass.

At first Jongho was fine. It was only on his cheeks that Wooyoung had been so eagerly licking the cum off, but then he pulled away and before he knew it, he took the entirety of Jongho‘s cock in his mouth, taking the last bit of cum off of it.

Jongho squeezed his eyes shut and his entire body spasmed as Wooyoung spread Jongho open and licked and sucked around his rim, “Woo! Ah- fuck!” And without any warning, Jongho came for the second time.

Wooyoung’s eyes widened and he somehow managed to place Jongho‘s cock in his mouth to catch the rest of his cum.

Jongho was completely exhausted. He was leaning most of his weight on Wooyoung who held onto him tightly.

Yunho was spaced out with heavy breaths as Mingi carefully played with his hair.

Seonghwa and Hongjoong had gotten up to get washcloths and bottles of water to help clean the rest of the members up.

Seonghwa passed a washcloth to a couple different members so they could help each other. Mingi gently ran the washcloth over Yunho’s face to wipe his rosey tear stained cheeks then over his stomach and thighs to clean him up as much as possible.

Wooyoung was ever so gently cleaning Jongho because of how worn out and sensitive he was, and San and Yeosang were both lying across the sofas with a dreamlike gaze on their face.

“Thank you San. It was fun…” Yunho mumbled as him and Mingi walked off to his room to take probably the best sleep he’d get in weeks.

“Maybe next time we’ll have even more fun… what do you say, Jongho?” Wooyoung ran his fingers through his hair as Jongho laughed softly as he nodded.

San was already most definitely thinking about the next time something like this could happen… he was just dying to absolutely ruin one of his pretty friends.

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bunnie-the-lighthouse · 3 years

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𝒫𝒶𝓂𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝒰𝓈~

Pairing: ATEEZ Choi San, ATEEZ Jung Woo-Young & Reader

Warnings: The Kinkiest And Most Suggestive Thing I Have Possibly Done. Kinda Long Too (I Think). This Is Kinda Experimental, I Made The Reader Dominant And It’s The First Time I’ve Honestly Done That. If You Don’t Feel Comfortable At Any Point Of The Reading -- Do Not Continue.

Inspiration: Constant State Of Ded + Constant Loss of Braincells.

Basic Idea: Kinda Cursed. San, Woo-Young, And You Have An Established Polyamorous Relationship. They Go Back Home Exhausted And Demand To Be Pampered. But Make It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Type: Suggestive (The Suggestive Overpowers The Fluff.)

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“Wait, isn’t it like this instead?” San danced slowly in order to show Yun-Ho bit by bit how he remembered the performance to bit, “No, no, before the hip thrust you have to stand still, cross your arms over your face, and…” Yun-Ho trailed off and showed San the move.

“Ah!… Ok, ok,” San said as he then copied Yun-Ho’s move. He then practiced a bit more in order to engrave the pattern in his brain. Afterward, he sat down on the floor, panting out — tired from having to control every bit of his body in order to execute the dance correctly.

“Tired?” a voice asked as San looked up and saw Woo-Young sitting down next to him. “Yeah…” he whimpered out while laying down. Woo-Young then patted San’s head softly, “We’re almost done,” he reassures as the other nods.

The entire group then did one last final practice, San going down hard while Woo-Young made sure that his moves showcased his vibe while also making sure that movements were sharp enough.

Soon after practice, San and Woo-Young were on their way back home. Woo-Young leaning on San’s shoulder as San leaned his head on Woo-Young’s. They were both exhausted and beat, their muscles aching after practice — it was a harder dance than Fireworks, for God’s sake.

“San-Ah, Woo-Young-Ah, we’re here,” their manager called as the two woke up from their short nap. “Ah… Thank you Manager-Nim,” San thanked as Woo-Young bowed his head.

The two then sluggishly went into the apartment complex, going up to the third floor, where your shared apartment was.

You were sitting in bed, reading a book. You got a little carried away, not noticing that it was already two AM — you couldn’t deny — that was an addictive book. Shocked at the time you quickly placed the book away reluctantly, placing it on the nightstand as you stretched in order to relieve your muscles from staying in the same position for hours.

The door lock then chimed, signaling that the door was unlocked. You then decided to wait for the boys to enter the room, to see them before you fell asleep.

“_____-ie?” Woo-Young asked as you waved, “Hi guys, tired?” you asked as they both were pouting. San nodded as Woo-Young immediately crashed on the bed, face first. “Young-Ah?” you asked worriedly while crawling over to put your hand on his back.

“We’re tired~” San whined while sitting down on the floor grumpily, like a toddler throwing a mild tantrum. You smile while shaking your head, amused at the scene.

“Come, I’ll cuddle you,” you said while sitting back down on the bed as the two scrambled over to you. San hugged your waist while Woo-Young laid his head on your lap, as it was more accessible when he rolled over.

You then played with their hair, that is until Woo-Young looked at you.

“Can you pamper us?… I had a dream the other day…”

He trails off while tiredly tugging on your shirt, “What is it, Young-Ah?” you asked as he then whines.

While you were trying to figure out what Woo-Young wanted, San groaned, catching your attention. “Sannie?” you asked as he then made you lean back, raising your shirt up.

Blood flew to your cheeks as you gasped, “Sannie?” you asked again with a slightly concerned tone as he then blinks slowly and attaches his lips to your breast, sucking on it softly as you squeal softly.

As San pulls back, Woo-Young musters up some strength to pull you down, so that you lay down on bed. You squeak at his move as he then licks your sensitive bud, to later suck on it. San does the same on your other as you then realize.

They wanted to be breastfed...

Moaning and whimpering while sucking on your breast, a motherly essence overwhelmed you. “There, there, no one is going to steal from you two,” you said while running your hands through their hair.

San mews at you softly, as his tongue flicks your bud. Woo-Young then pulls away and trails kitten licks from your collarbone to your neck. Meanwhile, San also started to take off his shirt and unbutton his pants.

Woo-Young then crashed his lips onto yours as you moaned in the kiss. It was sloppy, but it definitely turned you as he rubbed circles on your tummy. San then nips your bud, making you gasp with pleasure. He then holds onto your hand and trails it onto his toned abdomen.

Woo-Young pulled away from the kiss, taking off his shirt. As San guided your hand to his buddy, the other looking at his partner mischievously. “Mommy.. Please,” San whimpered out as you coo, wrapping your hand around his friend. Woo-Young then pouts and crosses his arms, whining.

“Why does he get more pampered than me, mommy? Don’t you love me too? Mommy~ Please pamper me too~”

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Hi Everyone.

I want to commit auto-dead.

This is like one of the kinkiest and dirtiest things I’ve typed, I honestly feel fjaskdlfjalsd about it.

Kinda worried how people are gonna react. Kinda worried if I should even keep this. Kinda worried if I’m going to get killed. Not gonna lie. I just feel *ouch*.

I’m sorry if it made you uncomfortable by the way! It’s the first time I’m typing a Dominant Reader imagine so, it’s kinda an experiment for me. (I am a sub... And it’s embarrassing to say that lol).

Please do tell me if this is too much. I’ll immediately get to deleting the post if I see that it is making lots of people uncomfortable.

And I am sorry for being offline for some time -- I have been... Procrastinating in everything lol.

I also have been using some of my time to work on assignments -- both for the Summer Program and a Summer Assignment.

They are both quite lengthy, so please bear with me. (╥﹏╥)

I do have some other stuff in store, so do not worry!

On the other bright side, we also reached 100 fellas! 100 of y’all followed me and T_T it makes me emotional.

Thank you so much for supporting me in this small hobby of mine, it really makes me happy to know that y’all are enjoying the stuff I type :D

If there are any requests, the inbox is open!

Have a great day y’all, stay safe, drink water, eat, take breaks!

I’ll catch y’all next time!

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dylansslutt · 3 years

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S.S smut : “no humanity “

I GOT ANOTHER REQUEST !!! Guys I don’t think you understand how happy this makes me . I started writing at 14 on Wattpad and I recently got back into it and just been on Tumblr and all of y’all been so kind and I’m getting request it’s been so duckinf nice . Here’s a nice rough steamy Stefan Salvatore. Also he has no humanity so u know it’s finna be ROUGH

Warning: use protection DONT catch a std. also sadly some guys don’t fuck like we write so enjoy your imagination loves

Being Caroline’s sister hasn’t been easy. Especially since she’s turned, you still being human .

Stefan Salvatore was your best friend, kinda your crush but since him and Elena are over. (Her getting w Damon) things have taken a turn.

You walk through the Salvatore boarding house without even knocking, which you usually don’t do anyways.

Stefan was on his ripper mode. No humanity. Which you don’t think he’s fully turned it off but his asshole of a personality was definitely on display.

“Hello! I’ve arrived. Come entertain your guest please!” You yell out heading straight for the bourbon. Did you forget to mention you just broke up jeremy? Yeah y’all two been dating for over a year during all this mess when he found out around the same time as you.

But you just found him making out with Bonnie so the first destination you went was the Salvatores.

You sigh pouring yourself another shot, downing it like the first. You were sad. You really were, you put a lot of effort and trust into Jeremy just for him to turn around and betray you. You laugh softly to yourself, “like brother like sister” you think to yourself.

“You aren’t a guest, y/n. You’ve been here like a thousand times.” Stefans voiced from behind you making you jump.

You roll your eyes, “where’s Damon?” You question and Stefan clenched his jaw.

“With Elena.” You swallow nodding, before turning to pour yourself a third shot. Damon’s bourbon really coming in handy.

“Want one?” You question Stefan not looking him in the eyes.

Stefan goes to decline but you turn towards him with a glass you already poured for him.

“Wasn’t really a question.” You hand him the glass, he chuckles.

He took a sip before you sigh falling onto the couch. Stefan observes you for a second taking in the change of mood you are in.

“You okay?”

You sigh, “I meannnn” you drag out, “besides walking in on my best friend making out with my boyfriend- I mean ex boyfriend. No, I’m good” you shrug.

Stefans eyes get wide, “Jeremy cheated? On you?”

You hummed, “mmmhmmm. and he had no shame in his game.” You finally swallow your shot.

Stefan stands there looking at you. “DONT get worried on me Stefan. I thought you were in ripper mode.”

“You still are my best friend, y/n.” You bite your lip to keep your feelings at bay. You are upset, you aren’t gonna lie but there’s no point on being upset right now.

You stand up, walking up to Stefan. “I’m fine.” You throw a fake obnoxious smile on your face, before rolling your eyes turning around and pouring more in your glass.

“I think you should slow down.”

“I think you should fuck off”

You turn around downing the drink. It really hitting you know how many shots you had. You don’t really drink but right now anything helps numb the pain.

“Oooo I have a idea.” You slurred giggling.

Stefan rolls his eyes. “Yeah for you to stop drinking.”

“Hey ! You are no fun. You are supposed to be all rippery and fun. Not acting like my dad. Who’s already dead.” You glare at him.

“Why don’t you wanna talk about it?” He stares into your eyes and you can feel yourself starting to get emotional so you turn around to not face him.

“Because what’s the point? I wasted a fucking year being with him. Just to get cheated on.” You laugh. “I’m just tired honestly.” You confess.

Stefan is right behind you, turning you to face him. You wipe your eyes laughing. “I feel so stupid.”

Stefan shakes his head. “You aren’t stupid, y/n.”

You stare at him trying so hard not to cry.

“Why am i not enough that he choses her? Why is that when I like someone it’s a fuck you? Why can’t someone just choose me?” You confess/question.

Stefan stares down at you before slamming his lips onto yours.

You freeze for a second before kissing him back, just as hard. You pull away to catch your breathe, staring into his eyes.

“Why did you do that?” You question

“Why do you think?” Stefan smiles.

You push him off turning around to grab your bag. “If you are just tryna make me feel better Stefan you are doing a fucking horrible job” you mumble

You don’t need Stefan to try to make you feel better . Not like this. You always liked him and for him to do this just when your upset isn’t fair. You don’t want pity.

Stefan grabs your waist pulling you towards him, kissing you again. “Jeremy is young and stupid. He doesn’t realize what he had, what he just lost. But I do, y/n. You are too damn good to let some teenage boy make you feel less than what you are.”

You stand there still not sure if the alcohol was making you feel funny or stefans words.

Without hesitation you kiss him. His hands slip under your ass lifting you up. You moan into his mouth as he slams you against the wall.

One of his hands grips your throat, and you felt your Pussy throb ! (I’m sorry but bitch my pussy throbbed if Stefan ever choked me WOO)

Your hair flew and your eyes open and now you are in stefans room. He throws you down on the bed with a plop.

He takes his shirt off and you’re eyes go wide. Your head falls back on the bed in amazement. He walked forward leaning down to kiss you.

His hands rip your shirt down the middle. You slap his chest.

“I fucking liked that shirt, ass.” He smirked kissing your jaw.

“I’ll compel someone to get you a new one.” You giggle.

His lips going farther and farther down. He yanks down your shorts leaving you bare. His hands gripping your thighs. Hard

You moan at the feeling. He kisses your inner thigh before the tip of his nose brushes against your clit. Your hands reach for his hair.

He kitty licks your clit, before slowly inserting a finger. Soft slow movements, making you ache for more.

“Stefan, please.” You whine

“Please what?” He looks up towards you. The view of him in between your legs almost making you cum right there.

“Fuck me.” Your eyes connecting.

Stefan flips you over on your stomach, you hear shuffling before his tip enters you. You gasp at the feeling.

Stefan was huge, way bigger then Jeremy. He slams into you gripping your hair, making you moan out in pleasure.

His hands trail down to your neck, squeezing it softly. His pace picks up, the only sound filling the room was his hips slapping into your ass.

You let out a loud moan, “oh fuck.”

Stefans hands are now on your tits, pinching your nipples.

Stefan picks you up turning you around, your back hits the wall. He renters you making you gasp. His tongue sliding in your mouth.

His hips moving forward at incredible pace. You felt your legs start to shake.

You bite his shoulder, moaning. “Fu-fuck. I’m so close.” You mumble out.

One hand hold you up as another slides in between your legs, rubbing your clit.

You bite his shoulder hard, blood drawing. You cum hard, but Stefan wasn’t done with you yet.

He throws you back on the bed, putting your legs over his shoulder. His pace even harder and faster than before. He fills you up so good.

His hands all over you, gripping your throat, breast, thighs. HES devouring you.

Your shaking under him, can’t even catch your breathe. A loud slap echoes his room, stinging sensation on your ass.

“You look so good when you cum.” His voice in your ears.

His teeth sink into your shoulder, drawing blood. You moan not even noticing the pain.

His eyes darken, “you like being fucked like this?”

You are so out of it you can’t even make a coherent sentence.

A slap on your face makes your eyes open. Stefan still pounding into you, not losing eye contact.

His voice deepened, “answer me!”

“Yes, i love when you pound into me.”

Stefan rolls his eyes, “I bet you do, you like being fucked like a slut DONT you?”

He flips you over on your stomach again. Stopping all actions. You whine, shoving your ass towards him.

SLAP!

His hand leaves your ass, he smirks to himself seeing his print turn up red.

He grips your hair pulling you closer to him before he starts pounding into you again. Your legs are already shaking, you are completely in heaven.

His hands all over your ass as he continues his endless pounding.

Stefan moans, gripping you harder towards him. His breathe on your back. Hes gotta be close with the way he keeps gripping you harder.

You cum a second time.

Your eyes roll back in your head.

Stefan slows down before pulling out landing beside you. You can’t move.

You let out a giggle after a few minutes of regaining your breathe.

“Feel better?” Stefan questions kissing your temple. You hum in response, laying right where you were left.

#stefan salvatore #tvd #tvd fic #tvd fanfiction #tvd smut #stefan Salvatore smut #the vampire diaries

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tender-rosiey · 3 years

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Hello Hello ! Can I request something ? Could you write something about the Inarizaki boys confessing to their cool, laid-back senpai but getting rejected ?

It can be headcannons, whatever you feel suits best.

It's okay if you don't want to or don't feel inspired ! Take care of yourself and have a nice day/evening !

❥ Inarizaki getting rejected by their senpai

Includes Atsumu, Osamu and Suna

ᴀ/ɴ: hey dear! i hope you like this, and about the characters since you said that they are confessing to a senpai i thought that you are excluding the third-years; i hope i understood correctly and if not then please forgive me, i do not like suna’s part so sorry for doing him so dirty 😔

Atsumu Miya:

First of all

LOOK AT THAT DAMN CUTE BABY PLEASE

I wanna give him a hug

Now onto the actual headcanon cause no one wants to just hear me fangirl 24/7 about every single setter in haikyuu

“You must have hit your head so hard that you are delusional enough to think y/n-senpai would date you.”

Is what osamu told him when he told him about thinking to confess to you

But he was hopeful and prideful

Plus maybe while yes you had a somewhat nonchalant exterior, you might indeed like someone or him specifically (he hopes) but just act like this to avoid being hurt or giving them hints of liking them

And while he was aware of his reputation for being somewhat mean to his fangirls at times, like that one time at the game against karasuno

But maybe you liked tough guys, ya know?

Honestly, he wasn’t much as tough and more like a overgrown baby who is very passionate about volleyball

Whatever may the result be, he chose to take his shot

Contrary to most belief but Atsumu was a mess while confessing

Credits goes to your cool presence that made him forget about all the BULLCRAP he practiced for

“Y/N-senpai! Well...um..you see—I REALLY LIKE YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO ASK OF YOU TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND!”

...no response?

“No.”

“ACK!-“

Did you hear his heart shattering?

But yeah it basically went like how kiyoko rejected tanaka

So yes he stayed down for a couple of days

BUT

THE GREAT ATSUMU WAS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP SO EASILY

So he kept asking you every three days (yes I am being specific fight me) and of course trying to woo you to increase his chances

This wasn’t very depressing because I wanted to prepare you for the coming ones because one of them will SURELY suffer I promise

I don’t wanna make them all angst in case you don’t want that

NOW BACK TO ‘SUMU

He won’t give up until you straight out tell him that you genuinely don’t and won’t feel anything towards him

Once you do he will feel a little wounded in his ego and will probably avoid your gaze starting from then

Cause it’s embarrassing to be rejected by someone so causally especially when they are a really cool person like yourself

Osamu Miya:

“crap.”

God I love the Miya twins

Anyways as I was gonna say

He knows he is in trouble, I mean come on

you have practically rejected everyone who approached you while still managing to look cool

But he knew, he had to tell you sooner or later so he can get over it and not hang onto a thread of hope for nothing

Plus Atsumu kept provoking him and calling him a pussy so yeah

In your face you piss hair child

Now his approach was rather—adorable and calm

He wrote a letter unlike someone who depended on the charm of his looks

And he also made you onigiri cause who doesn’t love a treat?

“Um- Y/N-senpai I am sure there isn’t a high percentage of you accepting this but I just needed to get it off my chest so yeah; I like you.”

You checked the letter and it was sweeter than the chocolate he got you as well

You also tasted the onigiri while he just watched intently waiting for your answer

The onigiri was wonderful too

But you weren’t looking for a relationship and you had to reject him nicely

After all, he had the courage to come up to you and confess and even got you gifts

“Look Osamu, you are a nice guy, but I am not looking for a relationship, right now; sorry.”

And he was thankful that was the only thing he got and it was a nice rejection

Did it stop him from seeing you as a wonderful and gorgeous queen?

Nope, it just made him respect you more cause you didn’t shut him down harshly and without putting his confession into consideration

Not like how you did with the others

He will try to get over liking you and he will act normally

But there is probably a little lingering feeling of like towards you even after being rejected

Plus

He is okay with just being friends if he gets to be with you and not on your bad side

Suna Rintarou:

*looks at the ball then you guys* you wish that was you, huh?

Look at this handsome and talented young man, how enchanting

I genuinely want him to teach me how tf does he widen the range of his spike like that

So honestly I believe suna would fall for someone cool in a sense in general maybe a little sweet

His relationship with you is quite interesting

He gives you blackmail of people he manages to get some of

Basically trading embarrassing moments of people cause y’all are just evil and cool like that 🙄

And eventually he developed a crush on you cause of course after spending lots of time with you, it’s practically impossible not to catch feelings

Suna was not even expecting or didn’t want it too much, your acceptance that is

He just wants to make you know and help himself get over it once he makes sure you truly don’t like him

This is getting similar to osamu’s one but I am running out of ideas

I was even planning to write for ginjima my sweet baby, but my ideas said no

Anyways so he just basically says as bluntly as possible

In the most random time

“I like you.”

Straight to the point

I think Suna would be one to just rant about how much he loves you and everything he loves about you deeper in into the relationship , idk why

Anyways so long story short he got rejected and just nodded

He was a little down, but yeah he knew it would’ve happened

and if it didn’t then god wouldn’t that have been his luckiest moment

He just continues on his merry way and does things to get his mind off it and slowly you both go back to your former interactions

“I got more blackmail, senpai.”

“That’s great, rin.”

And you both end up bullying the twins together at the times

Maybe sometimes he remembers the rejection and gets a little dejected but hey

At least you guys are alright and not awkward, right?

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equestriagirl16 · 3 years

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Bnha bois react to their S/O getting their sh!t rocked during a mission😬

(Pt.1 W/ 🥦💥🪨)

ITS PROTECTIVE BF TIME WOO!!👏👏

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Izuku Midoriya~🥦

🥦~ Wooooo chile🥵 Have I ever mentioned how good this man looks angry asf cause like👀💦 He’s crazy you know this, the mercy meter runs out and when it does well mark me down as scared and horn-anyway

🥦~ yall were out on a patrol per usual, and comprehending some baddies per usual. Izuku could’ve easily had it taken care of, but you convinced him to tag team it. How on earth could your #1 hype man say no to that. So he stepped back and let you do your thang

🥦~ you had it on lock for the first few of them, layin them on pavement. Izuku looked on boderline fanboying cause you were so skillful, and may or may not have looked good while doing it👀

🥦~ anywho it came down to a 1 v 1, you got this until-OH! WOW! That is a giant fist making contact with about three of your ribs-owowowowOWOWOWOWOW-aaaaand the ground is gone, but hey at least you finally made back breaking contact with a nearby building. You let out a loud sound of pain as you descended not having any strength left in you to brace for more impacts. It’s alright though, your bfs got you as he swiftly grabs you and hero lands on the ground again.

🥦~ “Babe are you ok??” Izuku asks you in exasperation, oh yeah your fine no broken ribs or spinal fractures. Definitely not coughing up blood-BLOOD?!...oops. You try and signal to him that you’re fine, but you notice his face became dark. You tell him again, but all he does is walk you over to the side of the building and prop you up against it making sure you’re comfortable. You call out to him again as he walks away.

🥦~ “Just stay put puppy, I’ll be right back.” Asdfqhajsk-yes sir!👀(WHEEZE). Yeah so anyways he walks over to the self appointed baddie activating some of his quirk as you saw a familiar green lightning like energy surround him. OOP-Sis grab the popcorn🍿🤭 *kevin hart voice* ITS ABOUT TO GO. DOWN. A swing here. A dodge there. A Detroit smash or two. Damn boi! Quite quickly the baddie was apprehended and taken away by the authorities. Izuku trots over to you snapping back to his soft stage, dang just when it was getting good!

🥦~ “Hey babe you doing alright?” You tell him you’re feeling a bit better, but ya know you still have internal injuries and all that unfortunately. “It’s ok, the ambulance is here now so we’re gonna get you patched up.” Izuku says grabbing you bridal style again and placing you carefully onto a provided stretcher. You say that before y’all go you have to tell him one more thing, he looks at with slight concern. You tell him to come closer, he leans in slowly. You whisper to him “You’re so sexc when you’re angry😌.” And land a big ol kiss on his cheek. Izuku stumbles back blushing bright red holding his face. “Puppy!!! Not in front of the paramedics...” You giggle at his embarrassment, but it’s fine he promised to get you back for that later😏 AWE SH!T👀

Katsuki Bakugou~💥

💥~ another absolutely insane mfker, ready to square up 24/7 ESPECIALLY for someone he wants to protect. He’ll defend your honor and all that for the smallest things, you’d trip on air and the man is just combusting the surrounding oxygen

💥~ so let’s just say y’all were on a mission possibly retrieval or rescue, you both spot your targeted destination after a while of scouting. Katsuki tells you he’ll go ahead and you should stay back just in case, he’ll warn you when it’s safe to come over. You follow his lead begrudgingly you could tell he was just saying that cause he was still on edge about having you go on missions with him. He trusts you with his life it’s just these OTHERS mfkers he don’t trust for two cents.

💥~ so he goes ahead, at first he doesn’t see anyone which confuses him. You were carefully waiting for any signals until you heard a rustling to your side. All Katsuki could hear was your sudden scream which made him launch himself towards your direction. When he made it to you, you were wrestling off a giant baddie. He shouted out your name when you were thrown in the air. You make a safe landing and shout at him to stay b-ACK!!! You felt a fist make contact with your stomach pressuring it to push itself so far back into your body you could feel it colliding with you spine. Hoooolyyy fuuuu-UUUUGGHHHCCKKKKK🤢🤢🤮. Yeaaaaah unfortunately the squeezing of your inner instestines was so great that your body decided the food you had stored in there had no more room left to reside. So the waterfall of your leftovers came cascading down as you flew so far back and punched so hard, no one could see you past the dust clouds you created when you made impact with the ground.

💥~ hohoHOOO BOI!! When Katsuki saw this it was an IMMEDIATE trigger for his more or killer instincts. Seeing that happen to you brought back literally painful memories from his final exam day back at UA. So he could without a doubt understand how absolutely painful that was, even if the baddie wasn’t as powerful as All Might. He rushed over to you, seeing you laying there injured and groaning on the ground made him feel an undetectable ache as well(boi gets sympathy pains aweeee). He knelt down to you and gently but a hand under your back to sit you up. “You ok??!” He asked in an almost uncharacteristically exasperated tone. Oh yeah you were totally fi-OOOOOIIUGGHNN🤮🤮 oops round two, you honestly were surprised at how much you had left in you. Was that last nights burgers? After that notion, Katsuki took you over to a tree and sat you up comfortably. He reminded you to just relax and focus on your breathing before he got up and walked over to the spectating baddie. You call to him, but he was already locked on to his target blocking out any other disctractions with a cold look on his face. Muscles unconsciously flexing as he was preparing to end this mans WHOLE CAREER. Laawwd👀 you already know this man either looks like a whole ass gremlin or pretty asf when he angry and this time you lucked out and got the pretty option.

💥~ “So, you think it’s fuckin funny to pull a cheap ass shot like that?” Katsuki announced taking one last daunting step not looking up. When he raised his head he had a crazed look in his eyes and a wide but intimidating smirk, bringing his hands up to crack his knuckles before speaking again. “Then why don’t I show you some real fuckin stand up.” He says lowly before launching himself at the baddie. Again, GRAB. THE. SNACKS.👀🍿or whatever you can hold down in your condition😂. Either way you closely watched the light show as Katsuki made them eat a mouthful of explosions a few times before dealing a few non explosive shots. Mans can BOX!!🥊 He also may or may not have made them have a taste of their own medicine by blasting a particularly heavy explosive towards their guts, you winced almost feeling that pain over again. And when they didn’t go down at that Katsuki, again, may or may not have pulled out the howitzer impact. Show off😂.

💥~ after that Katsuki called for back up to apprehend them and a medical service to take care of you. He sat with you, holding a warmed hand to your stomach as you both waited. When everyone arrived he didn’t hesitate to pick you up bridal style as if you weighed nothing and lowered you onto a stretcher. Before everyone was about to head off you told Katsuki you wanted to have a word with him. He snapped his attention to you, perhaps thinking youre gonna say something important regarding what just happened, but what came out of your mouth instead was more along the lines of. “Have I ever mentioned how hot you look fuckin sh!t up?”🥰 You tell him, smirking at his slightly embarrassed expression. “Tch! T-Tell me something I don’t know dumbass!” You giggled and pulled him down to give him a loud smooch on the cheek, to which he acted all tsun towards. That’s alright though, he’ll show you how hot he can be fuckin somethin else up later. OOP🤭👀👀

Kirishima Eijiro~🪨

🪨~ he is the KING of wanting to take care of you alright. You are HIS BABY!!-HIS FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE!!!👏👏 He would have to be almost dead on the ground before he lets anyyyything happen to you. Again, he believes in you he’s seen you wreck shit and lay down several heavy hits in your shared career paths. He knows you can hold your own, but that doesn’t mean when he sees you get hurt he just...SNAPS. SHARK WEEK: STARTED, UNBREAKABLE MODE: ON, HOTEL: TRIVAGO. ITS ON SIGHT MKAY?!

🪨~ anyways😂 y’all are out on a night patrol, and it’s actually pretty peaceful for the most part. Kiri relays to you memories of his first patrol with fatgum and suneater, a story that you’ve heard many times but would listen to another million seeing that smile on his face. You both have a lovely back and forth until you hear screaming in the distance. There was commotion going on in an alleyway further infront of you both, and after nodding at one another you sprint into action. When you both make it there you see someone getting robbed by a small group of people. Kiri shouts out to them to divide their attention and tells them to leave the person alone. When they wouldn’t comply you both ran in to apprehend them. Kiri was able to tackle two of them to the ground while you had the other covered and helped the person to escape. When they were in the clear the one you had handled became enraged and used their quirk to crumple the building you had them pinned against. You back up away from them and yelled at Kiri to watch out for the falling debris. When he jumped out of the way with the two baddies in tow there was a barrier of bricks and metal separating you two.

🪨~ “Pebble!” Kiri mumbled to himself, he chained up the two baddies to a bike wrack with his provided handcuffs and told them sternly to stay there before scaling the the mountain of ruble. When he caught sight of you, you were struggling to fight off the baddie and avoid chunks of building they kept throwing at you. Kiri was about to jump in, but before he could you flipped and evaded another piece of debris only for the baddie to reveal the heaping cluster they’ve been collecting in the air. They let it all fall on top of you before you could even land, laughing manically. There you were buried under the pile with Kiri onlooking as he quickly became beyond angry.

🪨~ he jumped down and decked the baddie in the face, sending them flying before running over to the pile ripping and throwing pieces of it away before full on lifting most of it up with a roar. He spotted you under it and quickly grabbed your arm lightly tossing you from under there and letting the debris fall with a loud thud. He took a small breather and immediately snapped his attention over to you. He sprinted and fell to his knees looking at your injured body. Due to your quirk you were able to handle the impact but that didn’t mean you weren’t bruised, scratched, and bleeding from all the different elements that came crashing on top of you. As well as half unconscious. Kiri slowly put his hand under your head and lifted you up a bit whispering to you. “Y/N are you ok?? Talk to me, please!” He said with growing concern that only slightly subsided when he heard you groan and saw you open your eyes. He let out a sigh and a small ‘thank god’ before pulling you into his embrace. You winced due to the pressure and he let go of you apologizing. You say it’s ok, and after that you both hear a shout from behind you both seeing the baddie stand up after being rocked(hehehe get it?..I could do this all day)

🪨~ seeing this Kirishima scooped you and sat you against the side of an opposite building, you wince again at the sudden movement. “Just relax pebble, I’ll be back.” Kiri said that last part in a dark tone, you couldn’t even respond before he started making his way over to the baddie who looked like he was ready for round two. You could always tell when Kiri was angry by the way his body language shifted. He stood taller and his stature became more rigid, all while he was poking out his large chest. Almost as to make a show of dominance before the person he was approaching. Sometimes you wished you were the person he was approaching um-👀💦 “Now that wasn’t very nice of you hurting my partner like that, but I wouldn’t peg you as someone who really has a grasp on manners. That’s alright though...” Kiri spoke in a polite tone as almost to throw the baddie off, he moved his head from side to side as you could heard a small cracking coming from it. “I’d be more than happy to teach you a lesson.” YESSSSIRRR👀🍿

🪨~ after he said that last part the baddie was noticeably shaken and started heavily retaliating. Kiri dodged and destroyed any clusters that came his way and was making sure none of them even came close to you as you sat back and watched in amazement. Eventually he got close enough to land a punch but unfortunately that wasn’t enough to take them down. It turned into an all out brawl as the baddie used the debris to armor his fists and Kiri himself had hardened. They were out here BOXIN boxing🥊!! You wanted to bring out the bell it was gettin HEATED! Even when Kiri was pushed back a few times he just shook it off and gestures for the baddie to come at him. HE WANTED THE SMOOOKE!!! And god it was HAWT🥵🥵. After another few rounds of punches and jives Kiri was able to bust out a spin and end up at the baddies back as he grabbed and suplexed them so hard the ground broke a bit. Lucky ass😒

🪨~ after that Kiri got up with a grunt, and shook himself off. He made his way over to you again and came down to your level asking how you’re holding up. With a smile you tell him your fine and how that was quite a show. He chuckles rubbing the back of his neck thanking you, after that he calls back up for both the baddies and you. When help arrived they got to work cleaning up the mess and coming to your aid. Kiri lifted you up and laid you down on a stretcher to be examined for any for further injury. Before you go you tell him you have something to say, to which he quickly asks you what you may need probably ready to run off to god knows where and get you anything your heart desires(a good boi🥺). When he came closer to you just look him in the eyes and say “That suplex was so sexc🥺.” In a playful baby voice. Kiri laughs out loud at that and ruffles your head before kissing you. “Well that certainly means a lot coming from you pebble.” He says coming down from his laughing fit. Also mentioning that when you’re feeling better he’d be happy to show more moves like that😏 GAAAWWWWLEEEE!!👀👀

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thefanficmonster · 3 years

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Begone

Streamer Gang & Asexual Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: Acephobia, Swearing

Genre: Platonic Fluff, Comfort, RPF (Real Person Fic)

Summary: Having recently come out as asexual, Y/N faces some less than pleasant or appropriate responses in their chat during their stream with the gang. Luckily, they’re not alone in battling the haters this time.

Requested by the lovely Anon who told acephobes to begone, yeah you know who you are hehe. Thank you so much for the request darling! Let’s show these acehobes who they’re messing with! Love, Vy ❤

Boy is this nerve-wrecking or what? Sure, I maybe woke up with a ton of confidence, I listened to motivational and uplifting talks and listened to mood boosting music. I had a healthy breakfast and a cup of coffee. Damn it, I went on a run, all in an attempt to convince myself that dealing with the online world again is but a piece of cake for a badass like me. Well, low and behold, that feeling didn’t last very long. Here I am, chewing my nails off at the though of hopping in the Discord call and Among Us lobby with my friends and starting my stream. It’s not like I’m not expecting my friends and fans to support me - of course I am! I know they’re gonna give me a ton of love and appreciation and support and uplift me no matter what. But then again, there’s still those people who believe me and other people like me to be invalid and broken and whatnot.

Those are the ones I wanna avoid.

It’s not like their words mean much to me but I simply don’t wanna see em, you know? It’s not only about me - it’s least about me actually - it’s more about all those wonderful people they are insulting when they say shit like that about asexuals and all the people on the ace spectrum. I can’t help but flare up and get angry on the behalf of all my ace friends and even people I’ve never met.

It’s also my first time being directly thrown into the fire instead of getting caught in the crossfire seeing as how I came out to my fandom via a tweet and an Instagram post a week ago, telling my identity’s truth: finally bringing my asexuality to the surface to shine its brightest so I can be be my best and reach for my full potential.

But damn am I afraid to see how everyone took it.

My friends were quick to jump in and take me offline before I start refreshing my own posts to see the comments under them. Lord knows that without them I would’ve driven myself insane, I’ll forever be grateful for what they did and the lengths they went to to keep me offline and whatnot. One word to give you an idea of how invested they were in this: origami. All of us might as well have been born with two left hands and yet we still tried doing origami. Freaking origami.

Damn do I love my friends.

But now I don’t have sheets of paper and my friends to distract me. I have a fanbase to entertain and another friend group I haven’t talked to in a while. I don’t wanna get any predictions in already so I don’t jinx myself, so I’m just gonna say it’s gonna be...interesting regardless of what happens.

Then again, when is it not interesting when the streamer gang’s involved.

Deep breaths, Y/N. You got this

Listening to that encouraging little voice inside my head, I finally equip my headphones and in one fluid motion turn my camera on, officially starting my stream and unmuting my mic as I hop in the call with everyone.

“Hi guys! Guess who’s returned!“ I exclaim cheerfully, desperate to hide the nervousness of my voice.

“You really missed your opportunity to say ‘guess who’s back...back again’ didn’t you?“ Charlie is the one who greets me first, sounding rather disappointed in me in his usual jokester manner. It’s nice to hear, it makes me feel like nothing’s changed in the week I’ve been gone. Like I’m still the same person to these people. I really am the same, I just now am a lot better version of myself. Almost as though I’ve reached my final form. It feels empowering really. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.” Charlie laughs again, “Congrats, by the way. You keep proving you can get cooler and cooler.“

“Careful there Charlie, I can only handle so large of an ego.“ I joke back, rolling my eyes playfully as a wide grin spreads across my face, “No, but seriously, thank you so much, man. It means the world to me that you support me.“

“Um, how could we NOT?“ That’s very clearly Rae, “Hun, you are so brave and amazing and wonderful, how could we ever NOT support you?“

“Yeah, we’ll always support you no matter what, Y/N. We’ll always be your friends, through thick, thin and beyond.“ Poki too interferes, her words only making my smile wider.

“Alright, alright, y’all are gonna make me cry and I haven’t even read my chat yet, hold on.“ I say, fanning my face to dry the tears I hope the webcam isn’t spotting, “Darn, you guys are the best. Sorry, give me a sec to gather my composure, I’ll be right back.“

I quickly mute my in-game mic as I turn to my chat where I see the same amount of love and support in the form of comments and emojis flooding in from my viewers. A warm feeling spreads throughout my chest, making me feel the most comfortable with myself I’ve ever felt. The most loved I’ve ever felt. The most seen and understood. To finally be you feels like you are finally really living in this world, not like you’ve been already living in it for God knows how long. It makes me so freaking happy and fulfilled to finally be living as me, as the real me.

Unfortunately, in life, nothing can be 100% pure and good. There’s always at least 1% there threatening to ruin all your happiness you worked so hard to build or obtain. It may be one in a hundred, but fuck it’s powerful and effective.

And in my case it comes in the form of two comments that stick out to my eyes. Acephobic comments saying my identity’s fake, claiming I’m faking it, saying us acephobes are immature creatures who refuse to grow up, or attention whores. Or just saying we’re delusional and in denial, confused about who we are.

I hadn’t even realized I was clenching my jaw and fists but when I do, I slowly relax my muscles and crack my knuckles before addressing the two people who spat out that nonsense.

“Ok, listen here, shooterpro69 and yourmom_lol. For starters, I want to apologize for your ignorance and lack of education on the matter of asexuality. In fact, for you especially, I plan on making an educational video, explaining asexuality to people who need or want to learn more. You, my friends, are in desperate need to be fed some knowledge cause damn, God knows how many people secretly think you’re hella stupid. Not that they’re wrong to think so but anyway. Unless you have anything nice or positive to say, begone from my chat. Actually, when I think about it, begone from every chat. No one needs you polluting their communities with acephobia and hate.“ I say, all spoken in a calm tone despite the boiling anger within me. People who know me well would probably be able to tell I’m fuming underneath the calm façade, but at least I got my message across loud and clear.

“WOO HOO, You tell em Y/N!“ Toast cheers, clapping his hands and whistling as more cheering arises from each my friends, leaving me in a state of mild shock and confusion.

Wait, what?!

“Um, wait, you guys heard that?“ I ask, my eyes darting to thein-game mic symbol that shows an not crossed-off mic, meaning it was enabled during the entirety of my speech.

“Hell yeah we did! You slayed them, Y/N! Damn goddamn!“ Rae whistles too, her enthusiasm wafting over me like a breath of fresh air.

“I second that!“ Corpse joins in, “And remember what we said - we’ll support you through anything. Need to bury an acephobe’s body, we’re the people you should call.” He says, confident as heck.

And I just can’t hold it in anymore - I burst out laughing, doubling over from the intensity.

If I thought I was happy and fulfilled before, this has to be the closest to paradise I’m gonna get on Earth. All thanks to these wonderful people. Friends are really something else aren’t they: they come into your life - often unexpectedly - and change it completely. Suddenly you’re not alone, you’re not forced to deal with everything and face everything on your own. Someone’s got your back and you’ve got theirs.

Through thick, thin and beyond.

And it’s so fucking amazing.

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imagineurfavs · 3 years

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Nu’est - Baekho A-Z

“I knowww you’re in hiatus but would you consider a Baekho A-Z ??? Your last couple asks have me thinking fr”

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A - Aftercare

Boy gets so cuddly afterwards, he just wants to lay together until the end of time lmao, so it’ll probably take him a minute to even think about aftercare. But he’ll probably run a bath or shower for you

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner)

on himself he likes his arms, they’re big and strong, he loves that he can hold you close to him no matter what position yall are in. On his partner he likes their legs, esp when you wrap them around his waist when he’s on top of you...oof...nice.

C - Cum

Likes the intimacy of cumming inside you, but if that’s not an option, he likes to cum on either your stomach or your chest. He’ll glance at it for a second, looking super proud, then rush off all bashful and shy to go get a towel lmao

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Sometimes he cries when he cums lol. Not bc he's like overly in his feelings or anything like that, like it's just a reflex that happens sometimes and he has no idea why. He won't be like full on bawling either but like you'll look over at him and just see his eyes all glossy with like a single tear drop on his cheek djdjd

E - Experience

It’s a tricky one lmao. I feel like he’s just got a natural way with people lol, he’s a pro at wooing anyone. However, he doesn’t strike me as much of a one night stand kinda guy. Idk, I’d say he’s got a fair amount of experience, but from relationships, so like...its moreso, he’s done it a lot, rather than he’s done a lot of different stuff...yknow??

F - Favourite Position

Anything where he can keep your face close to his and maintain close eye contact. He likes being able to whisper sweet nothing's in your ear and kiss you freely whenever he wants

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc)

I wouldn't say he's humorous per se, but he's just smiley and sweet lol. He likes to keep the atmosphere warm and loving, the last thing he wants is for you to feel uncomfortable in his company

H - Hair (how well groomed are they)

He’s not like, immaculately clean shaven, but he’s not super wild either lol, he keeps it at a middle ground.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Mans a total romantic, even in times when yall are in a rush and it's just a question of chasing that climax, even then he's just got words of love flowing non stop out of his mouth

J - Jack Off (Masturbation)

Almost every day, if not every day lol. It’s something he just kinda does without thinking. Like, he’ll be in bed, winding down, relaxing...then without knowing it his hand is in his pants lmao

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks)

Now, this is where it gets a lil controversial lmao. I dont think Baekho is a dom. Not at all. Just bc he’s a big guy doesn’t mean he’s dominant lol; Baekho is the truest of switches you could ever see. 100% switch lol. He literally just wants to please, he just wants to make you feel good. As for actual kinks, I dont think he has that many that are that out there. He likes some light marking (giving & receiving), edging (receiving), and maybe a tiny hint of a femdom kink.

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere where y’all can move about freely, that's literally his only requirement lol. He doesn’t wanna be cramped up in a tiny spice, which also means no car sex lol sorry lads

M - Motivation (What turns them on)

One of the easiest men to rile up on the planet lol. Three things that get Dongho all hot and flustered lol:

1. tell him how much you love his body. (bonus points if you tell him how hot he looks working out and that you appreciate how hard he works for his body lol)

2. Show the tiniest bit of skin, he loves it when you wear a shirt that sits a tiny bit higher than usual and he can see your lower stomach when you move.

3. Literally just hold his gaze for 0.5 seconds longer than usual lol

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs)

I feel like literally the only thing he’s unwavering on is his stance on three(or more)somes. He’s really not a sharing kinda guy. He doesn't wanna bring someone else in and potentially mess up y’alls dynamic. It’s something he cant even bear thinking about.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He can be a bit relentless when it come to giving lol, he'll hold your hips down with all his strength as he just totally feasts on your core. Deliberately makes the most lewd noises tryna get you to blush.

When receiving, boy he is LOUD, he'll be talking you through it like "fuuuuuuck yes baby, I know your throat can take all of me" "your pretty lips take me so well" he'll grab your hair and hold your head still as he cums, gets the fattest smirk on his face is he sees his load dripping out the sides of your mouth too,,,,,ooof. But then once again, he'll get all shy and bashful afterwards lol like he can't believe what he just said to you didjdjd

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc)

I don't really think he has any set pace lol it can vary every time. I feel like it'd depend on the vibe of the day, like, if it's been a while and he's missed you beyond belief then it'd be much more slower and sensual. But if it's like,,,gotta chase that nut, then he can get pretty fast. I don't think he'd ever cross over into being rough, but his thrusts can get like, firm and...sharp lmao

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc)

Yes yes yes. Loves them. They usually tend to be a lot more giggly and fun than regular full sessions too lol

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?)

Eeeeeeh, a little bit. He's a bit of a baby in terms of pain so I feel like anything that could maybe hurt, even if it's something as simple as spanking or light restraints, could take a little convincing lol. He is definitely down...mans just needs reassuring he won't like die lol

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc)

I mean, he’s a healthy guy lol, he’s gonna have super good stamina. I feel like there’d be literally no stopping him, he can go for however long you need him too. You might wanna get as much as you can out of him though bc once he's done, he's done for the night lmao

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?)

He doesn’t own any himself, but that’s not to say he’s not open to experimenting with any. He just wont do it of his own volition lol. Hes thought about getting some numerous times though but he just doesn't wanna be the one to bring it up

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not really a fan, he just doesn’t understand it lol. He’s not big on teasing or being teased; he's not good at holding back when he's the one *trying* to tease you, and he gets so so fidgety and antsy when being teased lol. He’d much rather just get to the main event lmao

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make)

Lots of loud sighs and choked out groans. He can get quite high pitched, which he’s honestly a little embarrassed of lol. He gets louder slowly the closer he gets to climax, he’ll attach his mouth to your neck as he starts to get louder; tryna muffle any sounds bc he doesn't wanna hear himself like that lmao

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon)

Okay. This is where this whole thing started lol. Baekho is not a dom, he’s also not a sub either. BUT, he get’s so unbelievably turned on by watching you take control. Like he just thinks you have this aura to you when you’re the one pinning him down and getting what you want from him. It’s literally the only time he ever enjoys edging too; he'd never do it to himself, nor does he do it to you, but for some reason having you edge him, having himself be totally at your mercy is just...omg

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants)

Average/maybe a tiiiny bit below average in terms of length, but pretty veiny and he’s got some nice girth lol

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

I feel like it’s either one extreme or the other lol. It’s either he can’t keep his hands off you at all for days on end, or he’s just busy occupied with other stuff and his mind doesnt even go in that direction...there’s no way of knowing sksks

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As long as he's happy that you're both fully satisfied, he'll be out like a light almost instantly lmao

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#nuest smut #nuest baekho smut #baekho smut #nuest reactions #nu'est reactions #nu'est smut #kpop smut #nuest imagines

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my flower - e. nestor

hey y’all!! first post woo!! this is something i wrote for my friend daisy, but i wanted to share with y’all! enjoy!!

warnings: ethan being adorable, mentions of mental health issues, spicy ending

“My flower, are you okay?” Y/N shook her head at me from under the blankets. “What’s wrong angel?”

A faint and very mumbled “everything.” was the response I got. I hated when they got like this. In my eyes, Y/N is nothing short of perfect and deserves the entire world, I just wanna be there to help her. I pulled the comforter on our shared bed down over her head. “Do you wanna get up and take a bath?”

Y/N shook her head again. “Don’t wanna get up. Wanna die.”

“Angel, you gotta get up, I know it’s hard. I’m here for you. Here’s what I’m gonna do,” I took a breath and ran my hand up and down her back. “I’ll run you a nice warm bath, I’ll throw my comfiest sweats in the dryer so they’re warm when you come out, and we can watch whatever you want. Sounds good?” I kissed her forehead quickly before having her pull me close to her.

“Hey Y/N/N, you know I love you, so much, right? You are the light of my life, and I couldn’t imagine anyone else that I’d rather be calling the future Mrs. Nestor.” My half asleep Sleeping Beauty rolled over to face me. “There’s my flower.”

“You are the most beautiful, stunning, funniest, most talented person I’ve ever met.” I added with a kiss between each adjective. “You really are my soulmate.”

“You wanna stay cuddled like this for a little bit?” “mhm.” “Anything for my girl.”

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About an hour later, I woke up with Spencer on my right and Y/N on my left. “My two favorite people.”

I tried to sneak up out of the bed, but Spencer wouldn’t let that plan happen. “spence, go cuddle your mom, i’ll be right back.” I softly said, giving the goodest boy some head scritches.

I snuck off to our master bathroom, grabbing a purple bath bomb, and pulling out some vanilla candles. It was very hard to find normal candles in this house, but I kinda loved that about my life. I made sure the water was a little warmer than needed, so it’d be perfect by the time they got in. I put the bath bomb in the water and ran to toss my sweats into the dryer.

“Hey Y/N/N, baby, the bath is ready for you.” I kissed their forehead to wake her up. “Come in with me bubs?” “Of course dear.”

I grabbed a couple extra towels on the way, placing them on the sink. Y/N peeled off her (my) clothes and settled into the soapy tub. “Did I do good my flower?” She nodded at me, replying “The only thing missing is a bo-” “Bottle of rose for my darling.” I poured two glasses out, and handed them their glass.

I pulled off my gray sweats, and slid into the tub, behind my beautiful fiance. “Cheers, my love.” Our glasses clinked, and we both sipped the fruity wine.

“Do you feel better now angel?” “A little bit…” “What’s still bothering you my flower?” “myself.” I placed my hand under their chin, pulling her face to look up and over at me. “Y/N last-name-soon-to-be-Nestor, does Daddy need to remind you how stunning you are?”. Her face turned red, “Yes Daddy…”

“Good girl.”

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thesandbeneathmytoes · 3 years

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Mayans Season 3

Soooooooooooooooo I have a lot of thoughts. Like, a lot. No one asked for this but some of you did express enthusiasm when I told you I was gonna go AWF, so here we go.

DISCLAIMER: I should perhaps also mention that this is simply a critique of the finished product — I understand, of course, there were other issues that affected the production of the season that perhaps didn’t affect seasons one and two, such as Covid and some of the confusion after the departure of Sutter. Some might say, however, that this season without Sutter was easier because there was less tension on set (I’m just re-counting what some of the cast have intimated). Ultimately, though, I really just want this to be a critique of the finished product, in the way that I assume all creators and artists want their work to be judged… Standing alone versus as a potential outcome of problems or challenges.

It’s probably clear by now that I wasn’t a huge fan of this season, so first I’ll start off with what I did like:

*SPOILERS, OBVIOUSLY*

• The cinematography was really nice. We got a lot of great wide shots that made us feel how expansive these worlds are, how lonely the desert, how wide the ocean, etc. They showed us the freedom that comes with this life but also how small it can make you feel when you get swallowed up in it. Scenes were also a lot less dark-lit, which was great cuz I didn’t have to mess with my screen’s contrast as much, so that was appreciated.

• There was also some beautiful color work this year. A lot of oranges and purples that I appreciated. EZ was almost always beautifully framed. We got some nice close ups of Angel as well. The scene with the tear running down his cheek was beautiful, which leads me to:

• THE ACTING: Danny Pino was far and away the best for me. His microexpressions, his ability to change emotions on a dime, his capacity for showing us the exact thoughts going through Miguel’s head, as well as his continued excellence at portraying Miguel’s duality and his divided loyalties (his family of origin vs. his current family, his American vs. Mexican heritage, his classy Cornell acapella-singing [!] self vs. his ruthless cartel persona) never ceases to impress me. Carla is amazing as well, she gave me chills in pretty much every scene. Sometimes I remember that she’s my age (30) and I’m just like holy shit, where did all this poise and presence and focus come from?? Couldnt be me! Honorable mentions include Clayton Cardenas (aforementioned crying scene, “WHERE THE FUCK IS RAMOS?!”), Michael Irby/Alexandra Barreto (diner scene), Felipe (telling Gaby to go scene...most scenes with Gaby), Emily Tosta, and Holland Roden. Richard Cabral did great too, although his storyline bored me so much that I couldn’t really pay attention to his excellent performance. Hope also was a distraction for me, but (much) more on this later. JD was pretty strong throughout, although some of his scenes (especially the ones with Gaby) were so poorly written that I imagine it was hard to make them anything but wooden (more on this later too, unfortunately). Sulem was hit or miss for me, but I felt like she hit her stride later in the season, and by the end, I fully bought it. MOMO RODRIGUEZ made me feel everything. There was a nuance and a depth to his performance that I was not expecting. It was a beautiful surprise to have a comic character (and a comedian) bring such an important role to the show. I loved that they made him symbolic of the heavy toll this life can take (I regret his death, but I think it was a wake up call) and how you can’t always escape your pain. And the fact that EZ was the one to try and tell him otherwise, emphasizing his own internal struggle, was especially poignant and heartbreaking, which now leads me to:

• THEMES: I liked a lot that we got to explore some of these character’s inner worlds more this season, and that we finally got to see the emotional consequences for what these characters have done and who they are. I never watched SOA, but from what y’all have said on here, it seems like more of those characters acted with impunity and were largely unphased by their own demons. It’s really nice to see the Mayans own up to what they’ve done and the lives they’ve chosen, from EZ, who wonders about the darkness inside of him and if he always was this way (see: theme of fate, later in this paragraph) to Alvarez, regretting what he’s done and who he has been (killing his own son) and wanting to live a new life, but not sure he deserves it. Angel’s monologue about “no happy endings in this town” was especially revelatory as well. It was also nice to see POCs, notably POC men, allowed to explore their emotions, cry, and lift back the curtain on what this kind of life does to your fucking soul. It humanizes the characters and liberates them from the Latinos = gangsters trope that we’re all so used to seeing, the very racist trope that ludicrously & infuriatingly suggests that POC men, especially Latinos, are almost meant to be gangsters and have no qualms about it whatsoever, that they are good at it because they are unburdened by the strict moral code that governs white people (LOL @1/6/2021). The theme of FATE was also drawn upon heavily, and I really liked that. It harkened back to S1 [Church of] Coco and the conversation he had with EZ on Celia’s floor, talking about how “everything that happens is what was meant to happen.” He insists that even though EZ thought he was supposed to be the “Golden Boy,” he ended up in the MC for a reason, maybe that other life was never an option for him at all. We now know that part of the reason his parents encouraged his Golden Boy persona so much was as a way to KEEP him from indulging his darker side. I liked the development of this theme a lot, but it did, unfortunately, also cause some problems, which leads me to:

PROBLEMS WITH MAYANS MC SEASON 3:

Characterization: I think this season suffered from what TV can often suffer from when a new person takes the helm, which is a lack of continuity from previous seasons… I understand, of course, that the characters were going through a lot this season, but I don’t think that warrants a total change in their personalities. The biggest offenders here, for me, were Angel and Coco. While we certainly had an idea that Angel, before he was with Adelita, was something of a hoe, I didn’t get the vibe that he was quite as insouciant or uncaring with his partners as he definitely seemed to be in Season 3. I understand why the show wanted to portray him that way—he was hurting—but it just seemed out of character to me that he would jump from partner to partner, so easily make intense commitments, and somehow be obsessed with creating a family life when that never really seemed to be his focus before… His focus on the baby in Season 2 seemed to be confined to Adelita. Coco, on the other hand, seemed to be very interested in his romantic relationship with Hope this season which really baffled me. Coco in previous seasons was almost the spiritual or kind of mystic element of the show – – his “Church of Coco” musings were, as I previously said, sort of a vehicle to highlight the element of fate as a theme in the show. For me, this made perfect sense as a place for him to be, partially because Richy himself is sort of woo woo (I mean this as the highest of compliments). To see him thrust into a somewhat arbitrary (for me) romantic relationship felt so forced, not only because their sex scene was incredibly dry and uncomfortable to watch (LOL), but also because it just didn’t make sense that Coco would risk everything for this woman he knew nothing about… And even at the expense of his relationship with Letty. As @drabbles-mc mentioned, why spend all this time developing Coco’s relationship with Letty when you’re just gonna destroy it? It feels disrespectful to the writing that has gone before… Speaking of, I want to address the EZ equals psychopath road that we now seem to be going down. As I mentioned earlier, I’m glad that they addressed that his scholarliness and the encouragement of that by his parents was a tactic to distract him from the “darkness” inside of him, however, it feels strange that all of a sudden they are intimating that he has a very very deep darkness inside of him that we didn’t really see in previous seasons. I suppose you could make the argument that it was there before, however I would’ve liked it to be revealed a little bit slower and perhaps have more references to it in previous seasons if you’re going to make this case now. It just feels a little incongruous to what we know about EZ that he is a psycho on the inside… Because that’s what they seem to be suggesting — that he’s dark and can’t be anything but dark. I guess I just would’ve liked to see a more gradual reveal of that versus him saying that he’s always been dark and he knows because of a Goya painting? Seems weird. Like, how is he Dexter all of a sudden? Finally, the Nestor/Álvarez situation at the end: are you telling me that Alvarez really would give a fuck about the Mayans after Bishop betrayed him, especially at the expense of his own life if Miguel figured out that he didn’t do what was asked of him? And how is Nestor, who has always been undyingly faithful to Miguel, all of a sudden going to flake out on his duties, especially when he knows how important this is to Miguel???

Writing/storylines: So, to the extent that this is a separate issue than just simple characterization, I would say that this was the biggest problem for me this season. Lazy writing was a real issue for me and that it took me out of the plot and the moment many times. As I mentioned before, there were some scenes with Gaby and EZ that just felt so stilted that I really couldn’t take them seriously – – the scene in the church comes to mind. In addition to this, there were some plotlines that just felt tired or unnecessary, or didn’t link up. The Angel/Hank/Nails storyline, for example, just seems so boring… We just did a unexpected pregnancy storyline last season with Angel – – why did we need one again? Have they just run out of ideas for him? And to put Nails into the position of baby mama just feels kind of disrespectful to her character. Does every woman in this show need to have her uterus or sex life be a plot line? Bishop is another character that I feel like was done a little bit dirty the season. While I previously mentioned that I adored the scene with him in the diner, I was confused by the purpose of his dead son storyline. As emotional as it was and as great as the performances that it produced were, it didn’t really tie into anything else in the season. I understand that they were trying to give some background to Bishop’s character, but it just seemed like kind of a one-off considering it lasted for a few episodes and then was never brought up again. Perhaps they were trying to show us that everyone lost family or had to compromise something to be part of the MC, but if that was the case, then I would’ve liked to see it be tied to his decisions or his story later on. Maybe they could’ve done something like show that his dedication to the club was because they are the only family he has now that he lost his son? Or that he is wildin’ out now and tryna be the one king because he has nothing left to lose? Idk, maybe that was implied but I certainly didnt catch it — it would’ve been nice to have a more explicit connection there, because to me it just kinda felt like they showed us his pain and then forgot about it and just made him this crazed bloodthirsty madman. I also want to talk a little bit about undelivered upon promises – – Elgin said in a review before the season came out that we would get to see a little bit more into the backstory of each character and why they joined the MC – as I mentioned before, we got a little more about different characters lives but we didn’t necessarily see the why, which is something I really would’ve liked to know. I also was hoping for more social commentary than in fact happened this season – – the new intro seemed to suggest that we would get more of an emphasis on Latinx history or culture or social clashes, but in fact, such references were few and far between, as far as I could tell (although totally possible I missed some stuff). One scene, or rather, one line, that I really really enjoyed was when Gaby said “I risked my life to come here and I try to survive every day and you choose to flirt with death. That’s the privilege of being an American.” I found this line SO powerful, but it was almost a throw-away, and I really wish it had been touched upon more. I was looking forward to learning more about this and having it portrayed in such a Latinx-centered way would’ve been cool to see.

Ok, this is likely to be the most unpopular section of this post (for those of you who are even still around LOL), but I’m including a list of all the plotholes, inconsistencies, or unexplained events from this season, of which there were many. If anyone has an answer to these, please let me know:

Taza and Riz: I’m supposed to believe that he killed Riz just because he wanted to start a war with Palo? Because palo killed his lover over 20 years ago?? Like, could he not have started a war with Palo without involving Riz? And when he said “I didn’t know how many people would get hurt?” What??? How could you possibly have thought that a. Murdering your brother and b. Starting a war with the VM over a personal issue wouldn’t result in carnage?

Dead SOA ppl: why did Chibs never come calling to find out who killed Thomas (?) last season? Or Montez? I know that Montez wasn’t actually killed by the Mayans but he was placed in the Mayans parking lot or whatever so wouldn’t that raise some suspicions??? All that they said about Thomas was that he disappeared and the Sons didn’t know what happened? @starrynite7114

What was the point of the whole Lobos Sonora thing? Why did Palo need to talk to them to get involved with the Tucson mayans? Could he not have just gone to Canche himself? Was this something that they were doing to set up next season? If so, it seems like a long walk to get there…

Speaking of Canche, how the fuck did that cockroach survive a bomb?

Who tipped off border patrol on the night that they tried to move the drugs from the tunnel? Was it the girl in jail? And how come we never heard from her again? Just one of many plotlines that was started and then never revisited.

The Miguel/Felipe thing: We got so close but never actually got there. Are we gonna have to wait a whole other season for this?

Speaking of paternity, who is actually the father of Adelitas baby? I’m kind of OK with not knowing if the baby is alive or dead but I’m ready to know who the father was… Again, I don’t wanna wait another season to wrap this up.

Additionally, did Adelita actually hurt Potter’s family? Did she kill them? It was very unclear.

They essentially said that Potter shut down the border out of spite after the Adelita thing happened… What the fuck does that mean? Are you trying to tell me that a government official can just randomly shut down the border whenever he wants? And what was it about the Adelita thing that pissed him off? That he captured her? That EZ and Angel got one over on him? I really don’t understand… Angel said in the first episode that “the shutdown affected me more than anyone,” ostensibly because he lost his partner and child, but I just don’t see how Adelita and the shut down were related??

CHUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!! GTFOH with that weak-ass excuse.

Coco storyline:

Was he never gonna find out that Hope was the one who took the picture of him and set him up?

What about the fact that Letty essentially conned him into killing his mom?

Also, did Isaac really die? And what about the reaper tattoo on his side? Was he part of SOA? Was that ever going to be addressed? The story just wasn’t wrapped up at all and I cannot HANDLE any more Meth Mountain next season.

I guess my point in all of this is that I don’t have a problem with the cliffhangers per say – – but there’s a difference between “oh this is an exciting unknown that we can speculate about until next season” and “this is just messy writing where many story threads were begun this year and then never finished” or “we were supposed to wrap up storylines from two seasons ago and we just didn’t.” The latter two just feel sloppy to me, and I feel like that’s a lot of what went on this season. The whole show this year felt both slow and overstuffed, both uneventful and packed at the end. Perhaps it was a pacing issue, a problem of Elgin wanting to distinguish himself and pack so much in and make it so different from previous seasons that he bit off more than he could chew and it all became unfocused. As I read somewhere else, the problem when you have this many unfinished storylines is that they weigh you down for the next season – the writers now have to either spend the majority of next season addressing these questions or just forget about them and pretend they never happened, which feels disrespectful to the audience. I guess my hope is just that Elgin will find his footing and be able to deliver us a more cohesive, well-paced season next year. I fully believe he is capable of this, and if he continues to deliver on the things that did work about this season, we should be in good shape.

Tagging some ppl who have expressed interest in my thoughts: @yourwonkywriter @angelreyesgirl @megapeacelovemusic-blog @starrynite7114 @joannasteez @brattyfics @mareethequeen

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