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My patients definitely know when I got called in on my day off.

They see me, in my office, curled up in a ball, legs tucked into my sweatshirt, looking half dead, with my messy bun barely holding my hair together, just as I am barely holding myself together.

And then they pop their heads into the office like, “who called out?”

#meme #my mental state is shit #mental health #work #work meme #I’m so tired #nap time #I want sleep #gay

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Me, anytime I put on a silk robe, fur coat, or big fancy dress:

OOOOH! How my life has changed since the sailing accident!

I never thought I would lose Richard so soon after our wedding. He was such a lively old bastard. Only 85 and so full of spunk.

Why we had just visited the doctor the day before the accident and the good old doc told me that I could have expected another wonderful 15 years of matrimonial bliss. He said Richard was just as healthy as ever would probably make it to be a hundred.

Whatever shall I do now with all my wonderful riches.

I mean, without my wonderful Richies. That was my little pet name for him.

Why I am so shattered, so broken, I could never marry another man.

I am doomed to spend the rest of my days alone in Richard’s mansion with my maid, Rose.

Be not astounded if you see her caressing me, for it is in her touch that I find the last little pieces of solace. (In a totally heterosexual way)

Now if you would please excuse me. You must understand, in my weak and feeble state of mourning I cannot handle the public’s attention.

Leave me a Rose alone to our grieving, and ignore any sounds of groaning and screaming. We have been crying, quite ferociously.

#meme #i find this so fucking funny #i find myself funny #joke #rich widow #lesbian #writing prompt

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I feel like the longing deserves more of a fandom.

Like what’s not to love?

The art?

The cozy home that you can customize?

The commentary on mental health?

THE MUSHROOM FARMS?!

(It doesn’t have multiplayer that’s just bad editing(

#video games #recommendations #video gamer #video game recommendations #the longing #cozy games #aesthetic

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Willow Rosenberg vs. Waverly Earp

Dark:

Smiley:

Bossy:

Kissing their girlfriend:

Bonus - Matching outfits:

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Do you delete your tinder account when you get into a new relationship or do you have commitment issues?

#dating #relationship #love #romance #tinder #meme #commitment #issues #commitment issues

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Thank you. I’m glad we are appreciate!

shoutout to the "I'm sorry I talk too much" people you are literally saving me so much "oh god how do I keep this conversation going" stress. without you I would straight up fuckin perish

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE GENRE OF MEME EVER

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I would cry

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I wanna die I just don’t want to be the reason other people do…

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i actually always get confused with my "left" and "right"

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I dont have a dead name. I have a zombie name. I want it to die, but people keep trying to resurrect it.

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Hope Sandoval

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How many times did he succeed before they caught him

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🧙🧙