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Two timelines, one WIP. Crazy how much has changed!
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More WIP! I hope this comes out good!!
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Drawing a bit of something, hopefully I will finish this over the weekend if my hubby lets me use his tablet all day.
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Chapter 24: Oh Look! More Popular Character Cameos! It’s Like a Crossover FanFic in here!
Back at the HQ, some of the team was in the living room, watching Molli go through VR challenges, telling her its kinda like training. They placed a zombie game on there and told her not to kill anything, just dodge. It was mostly the guys with Asta and Lekir since Sigryn, Skyggja and Vasha went to keep up the research on any clues to fight Wally’s infection. M had slipped off to work on the C5 Doorway and to get some alone time from his ex turned adopted stray.
Wally, himself, went to his bedroom, for when he’s not in Carmen’s, and stood by his old fashioned bedside washbasin. He spit up a little bit of blood after coughing hard. A couple tiny clinks hit the basin, a few crystals had come loose. He leaned on the edges and hung his head, it was advancing more than he expected. He rolled a shoulder and could feel a tingly grinding now as the crystals were trying to form to his joints. He kept stretching and moving to keep the joints from freezing up as much as he could.
He looked in the mirror, shifting his normal blue eyes to his segmented blue sclera to white fade iris and back again. He didnt want to shift to anything else, it didn’t make him feel like him. But he didn’t know what else to do. He knew of one antidote but it came with an impossibly high cost. He could not bring himself to pay the price, not after so long. He took off this sweater, a few strands of yarn caught and snagged again on the crystals slicing through his body. It itched and ached like mad. He took the clasps Carmen used and started to pull them out himself. He felt like a burden when he asks her for help. He did enjoy how gentle she was, she made it not nearly as painful as when he did it himself.
Soon crystals littered the bottom of the basin, water tinted red. He wasn’t even halfway done and he was exhausted. The crystals even looked bigger this time which worried him. He sat on the bed, holding his head as his elbows rested on his knees. If he doesn’t get cured, he will die and leave his family and new friends. If he pays for the antidote, he still removes his family from his life, but he would be alive. He shook his head, he would rather die than hurt any of them. He needed to prepare for the worst, and cherish everything before that.
Carmen stepped back into the HQ from her trip to Canterlot, a new hat upon her head and some books in her pack. She immediately went to the research room with the other girls and handed the books over. “I spoke with a friend, he said these may help. Its not exact but we may figure something out within the pages. I’ll join in just a moment, I just need to do something real quick.” She picked up another book from her shelves, looking at it briefly before going into the kitchen with the book.
She popped her head into the fridge for an egg and grabbed a large pint glass from the cabinet. She filled the glass with water and started to rub the egg all over every bit of her body she could reach. Kiros had wandered in for a snack and raised an eyebrow. “I don’t think you’re going to hatch it that way.” Carmen smirked, “No, I’m not hatching. I’m trying something. Its to see if I’ve had a hex placed on me or something. Its a little witchcraft spell, but after today, I’m trying anything.” She finished rubbing the egg over multiple times by now, she wanted to be thorough, and finally cracked it, dropping the contents of the shell into the water, crouching to be at eye level with it. She squinted and wrinkled her nose before consulting the book on any telltale signs like the white spiderwebbing in the water. She carefully twisted the glass, not wanting to disturb the egg, and hmmed. She shut the book and dumped some pepper flakes into it and paused as she picked it up. Looking towards the sink, she smirked. “Technically I should flush this buuut.. if I’m sending whatever back, why not send it back painfully?” She turns on the garbage disposal and dumped the peppered eggy water down the drain, listening to it scramble and mix as it grinds.
“And why do you think someone put a hex on you?” Kiros asked, Carmen washed the cup with salt and water before putting back on the shelf. “I met with a friend while I was out getting some books and they said he saw darkness in my aura, that I changed.. I know there is trauma I’m healing from but darkness? I’m not sure. I still feel like me.” Her face grew uncertain and her shoulders fell a little, not wanting to admit it did have her a bit concerned. Kiros growled a low chuckle, lifting her chin with a finger, “I don’t know of any other ‘bad guy’ who has everyone saying that you have a heart of gold. And you of all people should know Gold doesn’t tarnish. Sure it may chip or break, but don’t jewelers mend it and recast it? But it still never tarnishes. If you are ever hurt enough to go evil or something, we will be right by your side, mending and recasting to bring you back to your golden glory. And whoever hurt you will have to answer to all of us because there will be no escape. You don’t have to be the monster, you have us to do that for you if need be.” Carmen smiles, nuzzling into his hand, “Why are you all so good to me? I don’t think I did much at all.” Kiros simply responded by flicking the very tip of her horn very lightly, making her eye twitch as she yelped, holding her head painfully. “You are Carmen fucking Pondiego. You rescued me from hell, gave me a home, family and a purpose. And I know you did the same for everyone else here one way or another or else they never would have stayed. So don’t you tell me that you did nothing. Besides, if you were evil, you would not have done all this for any of us. But you did. And I think that says something. Believe it or not, we love you more than anything for helping us and always being there.” Carmen smiles, poking his side, “I knew you were really a big softie.”
Just then a pulsing grinding noise was heard in the mech lab. She groaned and rushed over as M yelled out of the room “Oy Red!!” She was already jogging up, “I got it, M. I asked him to come.” The blue police box door opened and a slate blue unicorn with silver hair and wild eyebrows jutted his head out, “Alright, where is she? She called me and now where is she?”
“Cool your jets, old man, I’m right here.” Carmen made her way to the TARDIS and put her hands on her hips. The 12th Doctor narrowed his eyes at her, “You did something different.” Carmen smirked, “No shit, its called shit hitting the fan. Its what it is. Can you look at our time travel equipment? We’re really close with finishing it but I was told that if we do a test run as is, it will make us a beacon to any who wants this technology for the wrong reasons.” He raised an eyebrow, “And a thief wants it for the right reasons?” Carmen points at him, “Hey, I’m not using it to topple governments or to make my own empire! These other groups do! Heaven forbid I want to take a vacation somewhere other than here!” She crossed her arms, as he huffs and shuts the door, reopening it and exiting, “You are troublesome, you know that! Where is the blasted thing.. don’t tell me that hunk of junk is it.” M scowled, putting his hand on his chest dramatically, “I’m sorry?! I don’t fucking have the skills to make a fucking pine box like yours! I just know how to put wires together to make something blink! Its a wonder it works at all Thank you! I worked hard on this! Ya British Wanker!”
The Doctor stops and turns on his heel, “I am Scottish!” M waves him off, “Same thing before Brexit! Yer still a bloody wanker!” The Doctor got close to M, well, as close as he could. M stood a good foot above him, he pointed his sonic screwdriver at M, “I don’t need to help you. Remember that. And don’t touch my TARDIS!!” He pointed to Carmen who was leaning against the box, petting it, “Hey Darling, is he treating you well? I sure hope so, otherwise you could always come here and we could have more of our own adventures..” 079 popped its head onto a screen and rolls its eyes, “I never hear you say those things to me.” Carmen sticks her tongue out, “Maybe if you were nicer, I would.” The Doctor huffs again and turns to the panel M was showing him, and proceeds to go through a different panel. “Why the fuck are you going through that way? The wires are all right here, easy access.” The time lord unicorn muttered, “Do you solve a rubix cube by just matching the one side? I think not! Same with time, its never one sided. And never travels in a straight line.” M handed over the interdimensional matter transporter device he was still working on connecting, “Yeah? So where does this fit into it?” The Doctor pulls his head out of the panel and narrows his eyes, “Where’d you get this?” M shrugs and points over to Carmen, “Oh I received that as a gift from a friend. We need to figure out how to not only travel through time but also multiverse. I’m running out of options to find something and I’m running out of time to find it.” He looked at her suspiciously. “Who?”
“Waldo.”
“You said he was dead.”
“I said I THOUGHT he was dead. He came home recently but he’s infected and we need a cure.”
The Doctor thinks for a moment and goes back to repairing the wiring and connecting the device. “Well, best we get this up and running then. I will need two or three of your people who understand basic mechanics and tech to assist.” Carmen nods, and pages her agents “On it, Kiros, Skyggja, can you come to the mech lab? We need tech assistance.” The Doctor stood up and took his dark navy coat with red inner lining off and handed it Carmen before rolling up his sleeves as Kiros, Skyggja and Lekir walk in. Lekir stopped short as she sees the Doctor. “Oooh, Sexy Magic man is back~” Carmen hands her the coat, “Hey love, can you put this in the coat closet in the hall? It may be a while.” Lekir swoons and holds the coat as if given the highest award on the red carpet. She holds it close and sniffs it. “Mmm Sexy Magic Doctor man…” Carmen shooed her out as she also left to check on Wally, “Go on and simp on him later, he’s doing us a huge favor that I’ll owe him bigtime for. I gotta check on Wally and the research group, can you check on how the others are doing with our Stray?” Lekir pouted and nods but kept hold of the coat, sniffing it occasionally.
Carmen looked into her bedroom, then Wally’s and gasped as blue stallion was still struggling pulling out crystals. “Wally! Don’t do this by yourself! Let me help you! Ooh what a mess.. here, I’ll clean you up.” He sighed and shook his head, “I dont want to be a burden. I want you to enjoy me as me and not this monstrosity while I still have some time.” Carmen resisted slapping his shoulder, “No, you listen to me, you are going to have a long life. You hear me? You will not die on me unless I kill you first! And thats probably going to be by overloading you with love! We will find a cure. I promise. And we’ll be together for a very long time.” She grabbed some medical cleaning solutions and gauze, cleaning up the streams of blood coming from the holes the crystals had made.
“This is getting worse than anticipated..” she frets, as he nods, “I know. I want to hold out hope for a cure but.. let’s face it. I’m just going to enjoy what I have right now and make the best of it.” Carmen sniffled and continued to work. “Well I’m not giving up. And neither are you. You’re not getting away from me that easy.” He smiled, “I’m glad you have my back.” She raised an eyebrow, washing more spots of blood, “What do you mean? I’ve always had your back.” He chuckled, “No I mean, I can’t reach back there, its been killing me today..” she laughed as he moved and positioned so he could lay his head on her lap as she still works on his back. When she was done, he had dozed off, snoring softly. She removed his hat and set it aside, petting his mousey brown hair, running her silver fingers through it. She gazed at him, being lost in the single thought of how happy she was to have him there.. and slowly noticed her arms and hands started to look like her natural color save for the panel lines. She grinned as she was able to focus and make slight adjustments to the nail color and debated on waking him. She heard his breathing slow and calming, she decided to let him rest, still petting him gently as she leaned her back against the headboard and unintentionally nodding to sleep herself.
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Chapters: 24/? Fandom: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (Cartoon 1994), Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Where's Waldo? (Cartoon 2019), Warehouse 13, The Great Library Series - Rachel Caine, The Librarians (TV 2014), The Librarian (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Carmen Sandiego/Waldo Characters: Carmen Pondiego, Waldo (Where's Waldo?), Daring Do (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), SCP-682 (SCP Foundation), Mayhem (Allstate Insurance) Additional Tags: mlp:fim, V.I.L.E. (Carmen Sandiego), Carmen Pondiego - Freeform, Museums Summary:
This is a look into the life of Carmen Pondiego and the beginnings of her new VILE agents as they roam the multiverses, looking to steal various famous artifacts from various fandoms with the use of Library Door tech and the internet. This entire story has various scenes that include sex (both consensual and non-con), drug use, violence, and foul language. This is not your everyday wholesome romance story. It does get very dicey and may give plenty of not so good feelings. This is also my first attempt at fanfiction as a whole. I usually RP semi-para. My author grammar and all may not be the absolute best, I just write what my mind sees. Thank you for reading and being patient with me.
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Alright, I’ll post it here too.
You’ll see the mare behind the curtain!
I stole this trend from Twitter/X, and thought it was fun. 19 yrs old vs current me meme! New chapter 23 coming soon!
19yrs old me vs 39yrs old me:
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"Crystal infection?" He asked, his posture returning to one of calm stoicism. "I do believe there is something like that in the Sun's personal library. Something about a rare form of crystal that would encase enemies of the dragons. I did not have long enough to read it, so take my words with a pinch of salt."
He looked down the hallway. "If you seek this, it is best we part ways here. I wish you good fortune and good finds on your endeavors, Miss Pondiego."
She thinks and shakes her head, “This doesn’t encase the victim, this one rends the flesh wide open with the crystals that grow on corpses, vivianite. But perhaps it may still help point me in the right direction. Thank you very much dear Rogue. For everything. Good fortune and prosperous times for you, my friend.” She looks down the hallway as well. “The personal library, hmm? That shouldn’t be an issue.”
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"That is the part that I don't know." He shook his head with slumped shoulders. "I will do my part, so I can only wish you luck in yours."
His eyes examined her once again, seeming to catch details he hasn't before. "Your aura... I see darkness in it. You have changed ..."
“We’ll get this time crap figured out. I promise not to let Nightmare Moon’s cult get a single kilobyte of my tech. The Sun’s government can rest easy. I just need to endure the Doctor’s spite as he helps fix the device.”
She looks at him with a raised eyebrow, shaking her head, “I don’t know what darkness you’re speaking of. Its not like I’m going to go on a murder spree.. I don’t even like to see people hurt! I’ll tell you what, I’ll go home, I will rub an egg all over my body, and crack it into a glass of moon water and put pepper flakes in it and flush it to send whatever darkness back to the sender. Then I’ll do a smoke cleanse and whatever other open cleansing ritual there is. Just for your peace of mind. Does that sound fair? I think all you are seeing is that I’m not as naive as I used to be. I was hurt pretty bad, many times actually but I would like to think it made me stronger if anything. I assure you. I’m still me. I’m not going to hurt anyone. I don’t want that.”
She chuckles at a thought, “I think the only way I could be truly evil is if I died and came back, like a zombie or maybe a Vengeful Ghost. But I don’t see that happening. But I’ll still do that cleanse and see if that helps. Because if you see darkness, who knows, maybe someone placed a hex or something on me.”
She perked up, remembering the other reason she was there. “Oh, speaking of rituals and cleansing.. perhaps you can help me find something. I need to get rid of a rare disease involving crystals growing from inside the body, do you know of any cure or even where I can find a book that may have a clue? I was going to check the library here…. Its for Waldo, he’s infected but from what I’ve observed, its not contagious. I need to find a cure in the next two years or it will advance too far to save him. I’m running out of options.”
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"I am no chronomage," the Rogue admitted. "You will need to find one. I trust that you know more here than I. I was only given this task because of my outsider status."
"To save you and yours ..." His eyes got a serious look, "we must uncover time magic. Do you know any who could do this?"
She thinks, tapping her lips with her finger, “I do know of a few.. let me see if I can snag one of them for a bit of a house call. Give me a moment.” She flicks her arm, slipping her phone out of the panel in her arm and slides it into her hand, going through her contacts.
She dials the first that comes up, “…Zilean, its Carm-… oh. Voicemail, dammit.”
She hangs up and dials another, “Doc Brown! Carmen. Hi. Listen I need a favor….. no…. Maybe?…. Wait.. I need.. ok… ok.. no. No! I’m not getting you more uranium! Fine. Bye.”
She sighs and dials another. “Hey, Time Squad! Its Carmen!.. what? I can’t hear you.. Mar…what about Marie Antoinette? Listen I need… I can’t hear you! It sounds like a riot behind you! The French Rev.. ooooh. No, you go ahead. Do what you need to. Good luck, okay, bye now.”
She dials another, “Mr Peabody! Good to hear you! Its Carmen.. Listen, you know how you have the Wayback mach- hello? Hello? Blasted dog hung up..”
She paces slightly. Looking at the last number. “I only know of one other and we didnt leave on exactly good terms.”
She shakes and flaps her hands to help psych herself up, groaning, “I don’t wanna.. I don’t wanna talk to him…” she groans as she dials, “Hello Doctor.. yes I know its me.. yes.. I know.. yes.. Doctor, I need a favor.. yes. A favor. Yes I know.. twice…. No I only stole your TARDIS twice!… well she liked me well enough! I know.. yes… Hey I apologized!! …..Yes it was only Twice! Doctor, Listen, I need your help fixing the chronoskimmer. No, no one else was available…. Yes I tried! Why do you think I’m calling you?! … went to voicemail…… out of uranium…… French revolution…. Hung up on me…… yes I know I probably deserved it…. Alright. Fine. Thank you.”
She hung up, and groans again, rubbing her eyes. “Ok, so I’m going to meet up with the Doctor soon about the chronomagic issue.. is there anything else do we need to be aware of?”
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"Ever observant." He nodded, giving a sigh. "Your test will have the opposite effect. It will inform many that you have harnessed this technology, and will begin plans to seize the C5 for themselves. I will be able to see those that act, and hopefully can stop them... But, as they have eyes and ears in the Sun government, I worry they may have some in the agencies that watch you... Or, even within VILE itself."
He shifted his stance, glancing around a bit before back to those green eyes. "You have changed. Hopefully for the better..."
She chuckles, looking at her cybernetic hands and her gold brushed hooves. “I don’t think I changed too much.. I mean physically perhaps. I’ve had some…. complications with some recent heists that required some major recovery. But like my Waldo says, ‘All is right as rain’… unless something catastrophic happens. Hopefully that wont happen. I’m still healing mentally from finally getting my family back. So as far as changing, I think I’m still me. I still feel like me.” She smiles assuringly, her new fangs flashing vaguely into view before getting serious.
“But this test will basically make VILE a beacon. I can’t have that, I just got my kids back and I will not put them in danger again. What can we do to make it have the erasing effect? What needs to happen?”
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"Yes, the request." He adjusted his cloak, shaking his head. "I need you to complete your device and conduct the first test. It is during this that the knowledge of the Doorway escapes. I am unable to cross time without removing myself from existence, so it falls to you. I can offer any assistance, within the confines of the Planes, of course."
Carmen raises her eyebrow, tilting her head a bit, thinking it a bit odd but then again, she’s seen plenty of odd things. “So this test just erases their knowledge of my device? Thats all you need? I think M was going to be finishing that up by the end of the week, but I suppose I could put a rush on it.”
She taps her chin, “Whats the catch? It can’t be as simple as ‘just complete and do a test run’. Is there a specific test you need me to run? Otherwise, not to sound ungrateful for the heads up, I am so very grateful and will be looking out for any other groups that may be having an interest in my tech, but if that was all, this would have been included with a letter, even a coded letter. I’m fairly sure theres much more to this than a simple test run.”
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"Your powers of observation serve you well." He chuckled, looking to the stained glass. "I have sought you, because there is a group operating in the government of the Sun that wishes to return things back to the younger sister... Or, more appropriate, her alter ego."
His eyes shifted back to Carmen's, showing a determination. "I have been asked to discover this sect, and have learned a disturbing fact. The existence of your... What did you call it... C5 Doorway... Is known. And, it can be used to do devastating things."
She narrowed her eyes as she felt the fur on the back of her neck stand, “So the Children of the Night wish to bring back Nightmare Moon somehow with my C5 Doorway?” She slipped the phone that was in her hand into her sleeve, actually slipping it into a panel into her arm for safe keeping with the sleight of hand. “Now I’ve run across a few versions of the Doctor in my travels, so I’m aware of the ramifications of time travel. I do not intend to just give anyone access to my travel tech.” She steps back for a moment. “This also makes me wonder who else knows of my traveling abilities now. It hasn’t even been that long since we have had it upgraded. And much less used it for any other big heists unless theres some in the future I haven’t planned for yet.”
She crosses her arms, “Which brings me back to my question, what am I here to get? Or are you part of that dark sect that is trying to lure me? Its not the first time someone has pretended to be good and tried to screw me over.”
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"I am indeed." The voice chuckled as a figure came down from the ceiling. A lithe man, simple cloth clothing covered by a flowing cape of brown. A cowl covered his face, but a pair of sharp brown eyes peeked through. "A pleasure to finally meet you face to face, Miss Pondiego."
She nods, about to tip her hat instinctively but, alas, it was still gone, so she just brushed her white hair from her face instead. After all of this, she reminded herself to visit the hat shop.
“A pleasure indeed, dear Rogue. Although you still do have me puzzled on how I could possibly be of any help. Does she need body guards or medics?” She pauses, “Or is it an item that no one else has been able to get? Thats the only other thing I could think of where I could be of any use.”
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Reblog if you're a MLP OC
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"The work of many hands tells many tales," a voice chuckled, deep in tone and coated in silver. "Each civilization has their history told a special way. Some tell the story... Others make it beautiful... If fragile."
Carmen’s ear twitches towards the voice as she listens, still looking at the stained glass, “You are most certainly correct. But from what you told me, these beautiful windows may not see the same sunlight soon as they have for many years. So enlighten me, if you can. Why is Celestia dying, and what can a simple little thief do about it that a Time Lord, Superhero or Element cannot?” She puts her hands on her hips, finally taking her bright green eyes away from the colored glass.
“I’m not exactly the first pony somepony thinks of when it comes to saving the Day. So to speak.” She chuckles. “Or are you not the very same who sent me those letters?”
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Chapter 23: Not the Sharpest Lightbulb in the Crayon Drawer
The next morning, Molli stood on the doorstep and adjusted her outfit, trying to look presentable. She changed her body color to be her more natural color of such a deep red, it almost looks black. She wore a blue jumpsuit with a gold belt with a rose buckle. She hesitated a moment and knocked on the door. A few moments went by and the door was opened, revealing a surprised Waldo. The two stared at each other for a moment, “Holy moley! Molli! I haven’t seen you in forever! Does M know you’re here? Lemmie get him for you..” she tried shushing him frantically as he called out for his brother. Both M and Carmen came to the door, wondering what the commotion was, and one look from M had him rolling his eyes, “What the fuck are you still doing here?” Molli straightened up and smiled nervously, “Well, I was just about to tell your brother here about me thinking of joining… here. As a henchman-woman.. person.” Wally raised an eyebrow, “You were?” M crossed his arms, “Bullshit. You still have that hit on Red.” Carmen looked at M a bit surprised, “She what?” Molli waved her hands defensively, “No no I swear! I cancelled that contract. After I got free from that spear, I came over and saw how happy everyone, like Skaedfryd, was to be here! I mean, if people are happy, the boss must be doing something right.. right? Oh.. and I wanted to give this back too. Its still so cold, its weird..” she handed the spear back to M and put her hands behind herself, twisting anxiously. “I wanted to have a fresh start, I promise to try not to be a pest or a weed to you. I want to help out.” M snatched the spear and leaned on it like a wizard staff. “I will say it again. I do not fucking like you and I want you to get off this fucking island.”
Carmen puts her hand on his arm, making Molli’s eye twitch for a brief moment, “I personally think we should give her a chance. I mean, if we don’t help her out somehow, she could go back to doing worse things than we do. First sign of broken trust, I’ll let you send her off. How’s that?” M narrowed his eyes at his ex, putting the spear tip to her throat, “One whiff of deception from you and I will make sure you never find every single piece of your body to stitch back together..” Molli gulps and gingerly pushes the spear away from her neck, “Good to know, lover boy. So when can I start?” Carmen shows her inside, and has her follow her to her office. M gripped the unicorn’s arm and whispered, “Keep yer door open. I don’t want you alone with her. I don’t fully trust her yet.” She smiled and patted his hand, “You worry too much. I’m sure it will be fine.” M growled as the two girls went up to her office, the door stayed open much to M’s relief. Wally scratched his head, “Did I miss something?” M shadowed the spear back to Lekir’s room and he shoved a cigarette into his maw. “Red’s bleeding heart is gonna land her in more trouble than she can handle.. she’s already dealing with different body parts and powers up her ass, I don’t think she realizes she still fucking vulnerable. It aint like those superhero movies where they automatically good at things. Example, she took weeks to learn to walk again without aid. These powers?? She’s NEVER had magic. Her horn is.. is as good as shattered. You knew that, but it got worse when you were gone. Its completely dead in the water.” Wally rubbed his neck as M paused to take a drag. “We tried to do simple shapeshifting the only way I know how. She could barely muster the focus to grow a single hair on that piece of metal. She couldnt even change the color. She needs training and actual progress before she’s as invincible as she feels. And with Molli showing up last night and tellin me she has a hit on Red? Then joins us the next day? It don’t taste right.” Wally sighs, “Maybe she’s being truthful though. You may not see or even want to admit it but I can see you are happy here. Maybe she wants that. And who knows, maybe you can get together again. Don’t let the past breakup ruin the future bonds. Its an open opportunity to move on and possibly gain a new friend if anything.” M strode off, grumbling.
He passed Lekir who had watched from the other room, but didn’t get to hear much. “So, who was that, Bugboy? And why does she look familiar?” M groans and rubs his face, “She’s…. My ex. I stabbed her last night with your spear.” Lekir nodded, “So thats why it was returned with dirt and blood on it.. so if you stabbed her, why did you welcome her in?” M turned and snapped, “I wasn’t the one to welcome her. Yer fuckin wife and her fuckin bleedin heart did. And I stabbed her because she is a crazy dumb bitch who is horny for me seven ways to tuesday.. last night she said she was assigned a hit on Red but then this morning said she had a change of heart and canceled it to become better like me.” She gave a concerned look at him and at the ceiling where Carmen and Molli were in a meeting. Lekir sighs, rubbing her temples before looking back at M. “She's gonna turn on us one day you know that right? She's just waiting for the right moment. And if she is anything like you powerwise, Carmen can't win with her current state, neither can I because you can overtake me. You need to tell me and the others exactly what you know about her in its entirety. Leave nothing out.”
M rolled his eye with a groan, “Fine.. when Red gets out of her meeting I’ll call the rest of the group and give a full situation report briefing without my ex present.” Lekir nodded, “I definitely think a sit-rep is very much needed. Especially that threat of a hit. Why did she tell you about the hit? Didn’t she know you were security here? Or did she not read her own report?” M snickered, “Thats the thing, she does things half assed, probably only saw the target and location and when I saw her last night, she thought I had the same job and spilled the beans before I told her what I am here. She really isn’t too bright. She’s durable, like me. Hard to fully kill, but her powers are plant based and not very expertly controlled. Her emotions get in the way and her attacks are weak. She does excel in the knowledge of poisons and many of her thorns are laced with a decent cocktail. But she has never been known to finish a job.” Lekir raised an eyebrow, “And her job is to kill the world’s second biggest pacifist next to her himbo husband..”
Carmen came down from her office after supposedly showing Molli her room. “Hey Lekir. M, mind if you gather the other agents, other than Molli to the war room, I need to give a bit of a sit-rep briefing for everyone asap.” Lekir and M looked at eachother with a slight air of relief. Lekir turns to Carmen, “Please tell me we didnt just adopt a stray cobra..” Her wife chuckled, “More like a cartoon coyote. She’s still in my office, asleep.”
Lekir tilted her head, “What do you mean asleep?” The mare smirked, “I left my coffee on the desk unattended as a test. I had my back turned while at my file cabinet, you know, beside the mirror? I saw her put something in my coffee, and stir it with my spoon I had near it. She then licked the spoon. And now she is face-planted at my desk.” Lekir furrowed her brow with concern, “Is she a complete moron?!”
M lit his cigarette, “Its like I’ve been trying to tell you two. She COULD be formidable if she wasnt a dumb bitch.” Carmen smirks, “I think we should stick to my plan of treating her with kindness, though heavily restrict her from the more advanced things like heists and access to 079 fully. I’ll tell more at the briefing.” Carmen headed off to the war room when Lekir suddenly pinned M to the wall, holding an ice blade to his face, “You better handle this because if she ever succeeds in even hurting Carmen, I will make you pay! I spent 6000 years regretting not being able to save my husband from death. Make sure this is plenty preventable.. and prevent it before I prevent you from ever finding your head. Got it?!” M growled and shoved her back, straightening out his leather jacket, “You say this like I wasn’t going to already! News flash! You ain’t the only one who would go absolutely apeshit ballistic if Red were hurt! Now back the fuck off so I can do my fucking job!” M snorted as Lekir stormed off, brushing past Carmen who had a concerned look.
M flicked his cigarette angrily and checked in on Molli, who was still face-planted and out cold with slight foam to the mouth. He still felt her neck and wrist, disappointed at feeling a pulse but glad he didnt have to dispose of a body. He was about to reach for the coffee to pour it down the drain and his eyes caught on some of the paperwork they were working on for her hiring. Looking closer he noticed her signature, “Mali Negatta” and hmmed. He’ll need to ask when she had changed her name. She groaned a bit trying to lift her head. He remembered nights she used to get drunk off some of her lighter concoctions because alcohol didnt touch them as far as drunkenness. He sighed and shadowed a handkerchief to help clean her face from the drool and foam. He pulled her back and her head somewhat rolled on her shoulders, she slow blinks her eyes open as he gently cleans her face. “Hey you.. we should totally bang on the deshk here.. office sexssis soooo sexy..” she slurred. He paused silently and took the coffee cup, “Here, have some coffee, sober up..” he knew full well what she did, and wanted to know if she even remembered. Which she did not and eagerly took the cup and downed the whole thing. After a moment, she hiccuped and face-planted on the desk again. “Oooh I smell a new fuckin betting pool with this one.” He chuckled, patting her back and leaving her there to set up the meeting. “Fuckin lightweight.”
The meeting was very detailed, strategies were put into place and betting pools were cast, a bingo sheet for the kinds of attempts, and how she would fail, and how long until she either quits trying to kill or quits VILE itself. It was a mix of extreme seriousness and mockery. They knew the severity of the situation if she should actually succeed. But given her track record already, that severity was guarded by cautious ridicule and vice versa. And thats how it went from then on, although many heists were placed on hold while they tried figuring out a new cure for Wally’s condition.
Carmen searched all her books on afflictions and curses, minerals and crystals, and even diseases and illnesses. She felt she barely had anything on the subject and the internet didn’t come up with much either. She shut the large book she was looking in and sighed, taking off her purple glasses to rub her eyes. “Alright..” she said to herself, “Looks like I’ll need to take a trip to Canterlot.. they may have the book I need in the royal library. Might get a new hat too while I’m there..” She was sad when her hat had fell into the acid during the whole stone pillar incident but it was better than losing her life. She headed to the mech lab where M had been hooking up some new device to the chronoskimmer. She didn’t see him around and checked in with 079. “I haven’t seen the rude one today, he’s probably being harassed by that stray twig you brought in.” Carmen tsked, “You shouldn’t say things like that! Yeah she’s pretty thin but you dont know if its her metabolism or an eating disorder! I’m working on helping her gain a bit of meat either way. But I’m not judging her. Now can this thing still take me to current day Canterlot?” The ai sighed as if asked a huge burden, “Does Canterlot exist?” Carmen raised an eyebrow, “Yes.. thats a silly question.” The ai just looked at her, “Exactly my point. Just set the dials and be on your way..” Carmen wrinkled her nose and rolled her eyes, “Just tell M that I’m popping out for a book. And I’ll be right back.” She set the dials to open a doorway to right inside the castle, by the stained glass windows. She’ll be able to get to the library with ease from there providing no guards had seen her. She stepped through and closed the doorway back, knowing that she’ll be able to dial it back if she needed on her phone. She looked around and stood back, admiring the stained glass craftponyship of the multiple pieces. “I need to come back for one of these eventually. I always forget how beautiful they are in person.” She mused quietly to herself.
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Chapters: 23/? Fandom: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019), Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego? (Cartoon 1994), Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?, Where's Waldo? (Cartoon 2019), Warehouse 13, The Great Library Series - Rachel Caine, The Librarians (TV 2014), The Librarian (Movies) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Carmen Sandiego/Waldo Characters: Carmen Pondiego, Waldo (Where's Waldo?), Daring Do (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), SCP-682 (SCP Foundation), Mayhem (Allstate Insurance) Additional Tags: mlp:fim, V.I.L.E. (Carmen Sandiego), Carmen Pondiego - Freeform, Museums Summary:
This is a look into the life of Carmen Pondiego and the beginnings of her new VILE agents as they roam the multiverses, looking to steal various famous artifacts from various fandoms with the use of Library Door tech and the internet. This entire story has various scenes that include sex (both consensual and non-con), drug use, violence, and foul language. This is not your everyday wholesome romance story. It does get very dicey and may give plenty of not so good feelings. This is also my first attempt at fanfiction as a whole. I usually RP semi-para. My author grammar and all may not be the absolute best, I just write what my mind sees. Thank you for reading and being patient with me.
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