badwisdombysalem

[badwisdombysalem]

Remember aim for the moon, but if you missed the moon - you eventually land somewhere.

#badwisdombysalem #salem’s bad wisdom

[badwisdombysalem]

Hey I made two new alignment charts

Use them as you please

Have fun

#alignment chart #there’s two #both are questionable but funny

[badwisdombysalem]

a Halloween themed Christmas is cool and interesting

But a Christmas themed Halloween is a disgrace and sad

But an Easter themed thanks giving is just weird

#halloween #christmas #Salem’s wisdom

[badwisdombysalem]

You all make fun of Panic at the Disco and Fall Out Boy for having long song titles...

But what if I told you there was a song title that put all of those songs to shame?

Name of the song: You won’t answer my phone calls but I bet you’ll listen to this song so I guess this is the only way to talk to you.

Go ahead find the song. That is the actual name of the song.

#song titles #music #stop ripping on PATD and FOB when this song exists #Adam Jenson #fall out boy #panic at the disco #this is the longest song title I have seen by far #jfc #why is it so long #lol that’s what she said #anyways Adam Jenson is a really good artist I much recommend

[badwisdombysalem]

go ahead and be the bitch you have always dreamed of being. you are vaild, as long as you are still kind. 

#Salemsbadwisdom #bad wisdom #you can be a bitch while still being kind

[badwisdombysalem]

Thinking about that one time my friends brother gave him a cookie, because this brother panicked after forgetting my friends birthday was a few days prior, upon panicking handed my friend who had never 1. Taken an edible 2. Been high before, a 78mg edible...

My friend has a weakness to cookies, he can’t resist.

He was stoned out of his mind for 16+ hours, he didn’t have a very good time. And it being his first time just created the perfect scenario for numerous panic attacks.

Reminder don’t do drugs kids

Even if it’s the good ol’ Mary Jane.

If you are of legal age just remember to do so responsibly, if you happen to choose to get high.

#tw: marijuana #I say don’t do drugs kids #but as of writing this I’m high.... #but we aren’t going to worry about it alright? #anyways don’t do drugs #and if you do #do so responsibly

[badwisdombysalem]

Sometimes you just gotta let your tall sporty girlfriend throw you into a lake

And other times you fall asleep in her lap like a kitten.

#vibes in lesbian #:)

[badwisdombysalem]

I’m here,

I’m queer,

And I’m going to instill fear. owo

#shit post #Salemsbadwisdom #vibes in lesbian

[badwisdombysalem]

Schools not important.

Become a ravioli instead.

#salem’s bad wisdom #bad wisdom #shit post

[badwisdombysalem]

The more dough you add to the cookies, the better the chance they merge into one cookie. Therefore you don’t have to share the one cookie. It’s your cookie. You made it. Be proud of the cookie. No one can take your cookie. And if they do? Skin them alive and bake their tears into the next cookie!

#cookie #Salem’s bad wisdom #shit post

[badwisdombysalem]

In my opinion everyone is a little bitch.

#shit post #opinion #salems wisdom

[badwisdombysalem]

Be kind

Eat rice

Commit crimes

:3

#shitpost #Salem’s bad wisdom #I will shit post because I can #I have many things to say #and y’all are gonna listen to them #love you

[badwisdombysalem]

It’s almost Black Friday

So you’re legally allowed to smack someone in the face with a roomba to take advantage of some sales

#bad wisdom #i take no responsibility #if one of you degenerates gets in trouble from listening to me #it’s not my fault

[badwisdombysalem]

If you ever feel sad, just remember that you could a person who drag races lawnmowers.

#why are these motherfuckers drag racing lawnmowers #bad wisdom #shitpost

[badwisdombysalem]

BREAKING NEWS

I discovered a new threat!!!!

“I will scramble your kidney and feed it to you on a biscuit”

That is all have a nice day :)

#shit post #threats #go ahead try to threaten me #tho it may mentally scar you #breaking news

[badwisdombysalem]

That sounds like a personal problem to be honest :)

Can we take a moment to recognize the true cryptic of this era?

Yakko Warner

That cheeky mother fucker

Was horny as fuck

Was sarcastic as fuck

And most likely bisexual

He will now be known as the my bi hero whether you like it or not

#yakko warner #animaniacs #the hero we did not deserve but sure as hell needed #he was such a bastard it’s astonishing #youtube #but yes yakko can do that to people #I’m just excited animaniacs is getting a reboot #like how is one even supposed to feel about it #modern cartoons suck they just are not funny #except spongebob #but most suck #animaniacs is actually funny and comes from a time when things didn’t have to be educational #and you did learn stuff from old cartoons #1 don’t anger the bunny #2 if you are a coyote leave the road runner alone you never win #3 when 3 things are a bigger smartass then you’ll ever be sit and watch in fear as they burn down the studio #but damn animaniacs is getting a reboot and I am content

[badwisdombysalem]

I think lava would taste spicy

But no every time I bring it up I’m told I can’t drink lava because I will die...

Like how do you know this if you’ve never drank lava

#I want to drink lava #like seriously please it looks spicy and I want to drink it #why is everyone so against it #I want to drink the rock that is horny for water #shit post #geology