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beefdogcoffee · 20 days
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“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite character has the same initials as jesus christ” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. it's happening to me.
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beefdogcoffee · 30 days
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sect leader jiang is here to tape you up! please co operate.
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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some of the TikTok memes are hit me too hard
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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“you are a museum of everything you’ve ever loved.” — jiang cheng, who carries his mother’s zidian, cares for his sister’s son, kept chenqing with him and held onto a promise for 13 years, and even led the sect he inherited from jiang fengmian
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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he's rebuilding lotus pier
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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A quick sketch with modern!ChengLiuShen LiuShen are up to their shenanigans, but someone notices 😤
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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Jiang Yanli and Jin Ling
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Don’t like, don’t interact. (°u°)b // Please don’t steal and/or repost.
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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i need everyone to see my vision
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.
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beefdogcoffee · 1 month
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seeing the replies and. the standard is really down in the gutter huh😭
can someone list three good things that have happened to jiang cheng in mdzs I literally cannot remember
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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i can tell you like Jiang Cheng alor
It shows
Trust me.
he’s my little blorbo im glad u noticed i would give him the world if he asked
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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can someone list three good things that have happened to jiang cheng in mdzs I literally cannot remember
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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if there's one thing that never fails to amaze me is jiang cheng's time management. what the FUCK is this man's schedule for him to be able to rebuild his clan, bring it back up into the big four, recruit disciples, regain its reputation, train new disciples, raise his nephew, attend sect conferences and everything WHILE hunting demonic cultivators (if we take what jin ling implied to be the truth, that is.)
you're telling me this man had the time and energy to do all of that? look me in the eyes and tell me he went up to every single demonic cultivator, accused them of being wei wuxian, bickered with them, tied them up with zidian to check for soul posession, tried to scare them with a dog, and THEN took them to lotus pier for torture??? the more i think about it the funnier it gets
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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jiang cheng: having a sibling is so stupid. like i would fall into a trap of the wens and run from my hiding place and get captured and then lose my core and get tortured for you and not tell you a single thing but i won't share a single drop of soup with you wei wuxian: what jiang cheng: jiang cheng: what
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beefdogcoffee · 2 months
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jin ling (+ fairy!) and jiang cheng from the mdzs sanrio collab! they're so cute~
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