[rolls up to the art trend two years late with a smoothie] oh hey
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“I am the Ghost of Christmas Present,” said the Spirit. “Look upon me!”
It was clothed in one simple green robe, or mantle, bordered with white fur. This garment hung so loosely on the figure, that its capacious breast was bare, as if disdaining to be warded or concealed by any artifice. Its feet, observable beneath the ample folds of the garment, were also bare; and on its head it wore no other covering than a holly wreath, set here and there with shining icicles. Its dark brown curls were long and free; free as its genial face, its sparkling eye, its open hand, its cheery voice, its unconstrained demeanor, and its joyful air.
“You have never seen the like of me before!” exclaimed the Spirit.
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I thought of oglaf too dkjghfkjd
Ok, but gnome sex is wild, right? You know those guys are out there Innovating.
oh, 10000%!! like, inherently magical race of tinkerers and tricksters who can't stop moving or trying new stuff or they'll die of boredom?? you KNOW they're getting silly with it
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^ me and @parad0xymoron being right about this
Ok, but gnome sex is wild, right? You know those guys are out there Innovating.
oh, 10000%!! like, inherently magical race of tinkerers and tricksters who can't stop moving or trying new stuff or they'll die of boredom?? you KNOW they're getting silly with it
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Ok, but gnome sex is wild, right? You know those guys are out there Innovating.
oh, 10000%!! like, inherently magical race of tinkerers and tricksters who can't stop moving or trying new stuff or they'll die of boredom?? you KNOW they're getting silly with it
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I've waffled on whether to post this here but I've just seen a post that's basically exactly this and felt compelled gfkdjhgd
one downside of dating a wizard with several research obsessions and adhd is that sometimes an idea will pop into her head and she's got to get to the lab about it immediately, no matter what she was in the middle of 😶
(she's definitely not gonna be right back)
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Should put the lipstick marks on the nipples you coward!/lh
oh my god you're so right oTL
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