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so i watched black widow a couple of weeks ago

and even now, it seriously pisses me off how every female centric marvel film always has mysteriously low ratings and a ton more bad reviews

don't get me wrong, i love marvel and all of their movies - but nearly every movie is identical in terms of how it makes you feel and the high quality of the scripts and directing (exceptions include: the second thor, i'm sorry i love him but it's true)

Black Widow wasn't really an exception to me, just like Captain Marvels movie is pretty amazing too - they just should've had her play a different type of role for in the last two films imo

maybe that's just my opinion that literally no one asked for but

i think they're good

#marvel #black widow #captain marvel #good movies #i think #anyway

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jesus

christ

- frank gallager, tbh one of his most relatable moments

#i love #shameless #even if i hate frank

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being sick sucks but getting to binge watch a dating show where grown adults dress up in hideous or weird makeup/costumes because they couldn't get to know people without judging them by their looks kind of makes it better

#thank you #sexy beasts

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i'm so confident sam is going to make it to antarctica 🐧

and i will be absolutely devastated if he doesn't.

#i love #atypical #and #the idea of #penguins

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sid said it best on the observation of humans:

🐟

" we're basically just highly evolved fish you know?

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we like the sparklies"

🐠

yes we do

#atypical

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paige

u can do better than a potato suit

also

stop being afraid of failure and support ur boyfriends penguin plans

#atypical

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ah, to be so enchanted and calmed by the presence of a penguin

#atypical

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paxton i am so disappointed in you right now

#never have i ever #cried in a high school bathroom #except i did but #i feel like that's normal

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s:2e:9

"there is no time for hanging up or not speaking in this life"

that was a good episode

and a good point

#never have i ever #agreed more

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the world needs more teachers like mr.kulkarni

#never have i ever #enjoyed student teacher banter more

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joe gatto should be on his way to tokyo with the rest of the gymnastics team

#a damn shame #joe gatto #you deserve better #impractical jokers #is just ur beginning

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just another side note on unpopular twilight opinions i hold

alice and bella

best friends?

i think .. not

Explanation (not needed or wanted but will give):

- alice does not care about what bella wants at like any point ( evidence: she threw her a big graduation party - bella literally hates crowds and attention, she packed a bunch of uncomfy clothes for bella's honeymoon )

- alice also left bella in new moon ( she could probably have even seen how much it was going to fuck bella up, and she still dipped )

- alice "helps" edward with bella, sure right? but in exchange for expensive items ( porsche anyone?)

it's important to note that this is not alice slander, she's a nice gal in a lot of parts , i just don't think they had the best bond

go team emmett and bella

references

(Twilight the Hit Movie, 2008 maybe? )

(Tiktoks dedicated to Twilight)

#why can't i #stop giving my opinion #on the hit movie #twilight #bella and emmett #goals

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devi has the absolute worst decision making skills

#never have i ever

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oh my god paxton's little sister Rebecca is the best

#never have i ever

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devi's mom deciding not to go back to india right when devi's about to have to deal with real consequences is just good writing, even if it was obviously going to happen

#never have i ever

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they fucking canceled my order

i am starting to gain more perspective

#i'm sorry i said the sauce was most important #obviously there are worse things than forgetting the sauce

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I just paid 17$ to have bojangles delivered to my apartment

and i swear to god

if they forget my fucking sauce

i am going to have a breakdown.

#imissyoudilon #come home #you bitch #also #please #don't #forget #my #sauce