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CONTENT: #38
Social media is the place we come when we want to see justice doled out by the mob. It’s basically the modern equivalent of going to your local town square and throwing cabbages at adulterers in the stocks, only without all the hassle of leaving the house.
So when chief fury whipper-upper Milo Yiannopoulos made those comments (You know these ones that appeared to condone sexual relationships between older men and 13-year-old boys https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/833405993006616576) we grabbed our Content Content Content bag of virtual cabbages and headed down to Facebook Square for some virtual pitchfork-wielding mob justice action.
Since being banned from Twitter after being accused of whipping up a troll posse of his own to take down Leslie Jones (who had the audacity of being black, a woman and not fitting with Milo’s views on attractiveness), Facebook is one of the key places to head if you want to hear from Milo.
And not only can you hear from him, you can review him - in complete Black Mirror styleee.
We chose our biggest cabbage, took aim and boooom, hit the review section of Milo’s Facebook page, which is where shit got weird. FR.
Thinking we would be lining up against fellow outraged folk condemning one of the most prominent people in online news for what, at best, were utterly crass ill-judged remarks that appeared to legitimise child abuse – we were kind of shocked to find we were actually in the minority.
That’s right.
There is still plenty of love for Milo on Facebook.
His 5* reviews total 28k, compared to 26k 1* reviews.
But those 5*s were probs all before the whole paedo thing right? Na-ah.
Check the last 30 reviews if you don’t believe us.
21 of them are 4 of 5* – that’s insane. And if the numbers were not mad enough, check out what people are actually writing...
Like US Navy Vet John Forbes (who has a profile picture featuring a battleship if you don’t believe him)
John Forbes
Honest to a fault. Accurate as a sniper. Has and incredible intellect, and knows how to use it.
Or Maureen (no, not you Maureen)
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Milo is a firm defender of individuality and Freedom, He has brilliantly used his knowledge and multiple talents to legitimately make a living on that defense and he stoically asumes the challenges and tribulations associated with it.
Or Dat Tan Dang (who seems confused about what ‘nothing to be said’ means)
Dat Tan Dang
Nothing to be said here, he's a defender of free speech and that's all I need to respect the man
Or how about Mayday, who thinks the truth is a virus (so I guess must be avoided at all costs)
Mayday Evans
The truth is a virus so it was inevitable that individuals like yourself would emerge to confound liberals. I love you as much now as I did before -which was quite a lot. You have inspired myself and others and given confidence to those who otherwise may have remained silent.
Jack, below, only gave him 4*, which seem pretty restrained for Jack, given what he actually wrote; about Satanic baby-killers, fucktards and liberal dipshits.
Jack G Copeland Jr
Unfortunately in America the fucktards of the left have elected to assassinate any and every conservative they can. It's not even fake news it's just plain old bullshit. It's a shame that only liberal dipshits and followers of Satan that live to kill babies have constitutional rights... if Milo was a flaming transgendered abortion doctor the left would love him LOVE him. Clinton raped and had sex with under aged girls and the left LOVE him. I'm a str8 Christian veteran and Milo I support you.
Anyone want to buy an unused virtual cabbage?
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CONTENT: #35
Ben Mitchell is important to Shaun Smith.
This week, we found out just how important.
Shaun has spent £5k on creating a beautiful shrine to the EastEnders character, who he told his local paper (The Basildon Gazette), was an inspiration.
"The part Harry plays of Ben is inspirational.
"I can really relate to him, he has helped me a lot through my journey.
"As time has moved on since coming out, Ben doesn't care who likes him being gay or not and I look up to that," he said.
Which, it's pretty hard to argue against, is pretty cool.
Although, as one commentator eloquently put it on Twitter after seeing the shrine - "Fucking hell Shaun."
Shaun saved a bit of cash by printing off screengrabs to create a makeshit wallpaper effect.
But at £5k, we know it's out of the reach of many of our readers.
Don't worry though guys we got you.
We hit up some merch dealers (well, searched eBay) to see what Ben gear we could lay our hands on for slightly less $$$.
Here's what we found:
If you strike now, you can receive this Ben Mitchell signed photo for just £2.99, saving 40% on the original RRP. 
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For some people, the orginal will always be the best. So, just for them, why not lay down £1.99 on some Charlie Jones.
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OK, for the record we’re not sure how rare they mean when they say this is rare. But at £15 I think it’s fair to say this is only for the serious collector.
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A different Ben Mitchell, but a Ben Mitchell none-the-less.
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Lifesize.
Life size.
LIFE SIZE.
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So, what the hell are you waiting for. Start collecting today.
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Content: #34
“If we show you the rest, you have to promise not to be scared.”
We all know the trailer is the best bits of a film, right? So imagine a world where you could watch the best bits of all the best bits from 2016, in eight minutes... EIGHT MINUTES.
Imagine no more brothers and sisters, because you are living in that world.
Numera Films co-founder Morgan Ermeter has just saved you approximately £2,700 and 30 days.
Thank you Morgan.
(PS for the full list of who, what, when, etc see:  http://www.numerafilms.com/single-post/2016/11/25/Film-Trailer-2016)
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Content: #33
J. Cole’s 4 Your Eyez Only dropped today and is likely to have music writers reaching for the thesaurus to come up with some new superlatives.
Stream the full album here https://open.spotify.com/album/71DEqZQPK1OhGtZ9bNtbcc
Neighbors has already on it’s third play of the morning at Content Content Content’s HQ (the dining room).
If you want to sing along, here you go...
“I  don’t want no picture with the president
“I just wanna talk to the man
“Speak for the boys in the bando
“And my nigga never walking again
“Apologise if I’m harpin again
“I know these things happen often
“But I’m back on the scene
“I was lost in a dream as I write this
“A teen down in Austin
“I been buildin’ me a house in a salt mine
“Won’t believe what it’s costin’
“And it’s fit for a king, right?
“Or a nigga that could sing
“And explain all the pain that it cost him”
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Content: #32 
2016... 
Largely a bag of sh!t in the eyes of many. But not too bad for Taylor Swift. 
She's just been named by Forbes Magazine as the highest paid celeb of the year. She raked in $170m, thanks in part to ad campaigns with Coca Cola and Apple. 
Compare that to the GDP per capita of the world's poorest country, the Central African Republic, which is just $639 a year. 😳
We’re not sure what Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs got up to in 2016 - but he still managed to make it in at 22. Clearly he wasn’t lying when he said he was a Bad Boy For Life.
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We think this might just be the best Star Wars: Rogue One trailer yet.
Courtesy of https://www.patreon.com/darrenwallace3d
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Conent: #30
Huge news tonight as it was revealed Michael Jackson, Nirvana and The Beatles are due to make their comeback at Reading Festival 2017.
It will come as no surprise to most fans that they chose this event, as all the acts have gone on the record in the past to talk about their love of reading. Many believe Michael Jackson actually wrote 82% of all literature. Amazing.
https://twitter.com/elliottisdead/status/805858552216698880
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Content: #29
Today we learned that Ben Carson will be Donald Trump’s head of Housing and Urban Development and we at Content Content Content are very excited.
Sure a lot of people are freaked out by things he said - like comparing homosexuality to bestiality - but as the man in charge of affordable housing programmes (the sort of thing designed to ensure decent living standards for low income communities), we’re sure his eye for interior design and detail will be a major asset.
Just take a look at his own house, which features a portrait of Ben hanging with Jesus and a bible quote (from the little known book of ‘Poverbs’), as well as the de rigueur pool room.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2015/nov/07/ben-carson-house-homage-to-himself-in-pictures
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Content: #28
Blow it in your face.
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Content: #27
What to do with a sticky valve? We've all been there.
Check out the 'give it a quick lick' Miles Davis technique.
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Miles Davis removes a sticky valve from his trumpet and licks it for lubrication, Isle of Wight Festival, 1970.
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Pretty sure this guy won #Caturday.
Well played.
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Content: #25 
Big Jeff is at the front of every gig ever, anywhere. Even if you didn't see it, the spirit of his 6ft+ frame topped with golden perm is there, pogoing away. He's been to more gigs than you've , so we trust him on all matters music. Which is why this devastating critique caught our eye.
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Content: #24
We know you’re busy. DJ Earworm knows you’re busy.
That’s why he mashed up the 25 top selling records of 2016 into 3 minutes of pop genius.
And here they… Bruno Mars - 24K Magic
Calvin Harris and Rihanna - This Is What You Came For
D.R.A.M. and Lil Yachty - Broccoli
Desiigner - Panda
DJ Snake and Justin Bieber - Let Me Love You
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean
Drake featuring Wizkid and Kyla - One Dance
Fifth Harmony and Ty Dolla $ign - Work From Home
Flo Rida - My House
Justin Bieber - Love Yourself
Justin Timberlake - Can’t Stop The Feeling!
Lukas Graham - 7 Years
Major Lazer featuring Justin Bieber and MØ - Cold Water
Mike Posner - I Took A Pill In Ibiza
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles
Rihanna - Needed Me
Rihanna and Drake - Work
Sia - Cheap Thrills
The Chainsmokers and Daya - Don’t Let Me Down
The Chainsmokers and Halsey - Closer
The Weeknd and Daft Punk - Starboy
Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out
Twenty One Pilots - Heathens
Twenty One Pilots - Ride
Zayn - Pillowtalk
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CONTENT: #23
OK, we admit, when we heard the next leader of free world, President Elect Donald Trump, revealed his choice for the new US Secretary of Defence was called Mad Dog Mattis, we were a bit worried.
But we put our fears to one side, after all, not everyone can have a great name like Content Content Content.
We decided to look around for other people called Mad Dog, to get a flavour for the type of guy who might earn that kind of nickname.
Here are a few of other Mad Dogs we found:
Vincent "Mad Dog" Coll (July 20, 1908 to February 7, 1932) We’re sure his mother loved him, but Vinny was an Irish American hitman in New York City, who became notorious for killing a child during a kidnap attempt. Life became pretty complicated for Vince after rival criminals stuck a $50k bounty on his head. It's still not known who killed him, but whoever it was didn't take any chances - 15 bullets were removed from his dead body.
Joseph "Mad Dog" Taborsky (March 23, 1924 – May 17, 1960) Joe was a murderer. A very bad one. He was sentenced to death after a string of killings in the 1950s. Some of the 'lucky' ones who survived, were shot, beaten, or pistol-whipped. Joe eventually met his end in the electric chair in 1960. Incidentally, he had a partner whose nickname was Meatball.
Charles "Mad Dog" Gargotta (1900–1950) Charlie made his name as a gangland enforcer in Kansas City, working for crime boss John Lazia as a young man. He was arrested more than 40 times over a 30-year period for murder, illegal gambling, liquor law violations, carrying a concealed weapon, robbery, auto theft, extortion, attempted burglary, and vagrancy.
See, what’s in a name?
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Content: #22
The actor Andrew Sachs has died. For just 12 episodes he played a Spanish waiter called Manuel in Fawlty Towers. He did it with a stupid moustache and a terrible accent.
But, thanks to Sachs, the role was never written off as racist stereotyping. Instead, he represented everyone of us and the capacity for life to kick you in the arse when you are just trying your best to survive the day without fӣking everything up.
Adios muchacho
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Content: #21
Tallow. Here’s what we know:
It’s animal fat.
It’s in new fivers. A little bit. 
Some people are very angry about it. (See right here for more on that.)
They’re going to stop using it. Phew.
We tried to find out more (we Googled it).
This is a list we discovered. It’s not very good, as it is called 12 Non-cooking uses for Tallow and Number 1 is ‘Cooking’. Cheers for that readynutrition.com
12 Non-Cooking Uses for Tallow
1. Cooking is the most obvious use at our home. Tallow has a high smoke point (420 degrees) making it an excellent oil for frying foods. This means you can fry on higher heats without creating free radicals in the oil which is a concern with vegetable oils.
2. Skin care – Saturated animal fat (tallow) was used for beauty products back before the low-fat myth became ‘truth.’ Your grandma and grandpa likely used it to heal cracked, dry hands and as a moisturizer.
Tallow is biologically compatible with our bodies largest organ, our skin. Animal fat contains vitamins A, D, K, and E.
Tallow (especially tallow from grass-fed animals) also contains fats like conjugated linoleic acid (CLA), which has anti-cancer and anti-inflammatory properties, as well as palmitoleic acid, which has natural antimicrobial properties. – Source
3. Lubricate stuff, like the proverbial squeaky wheel. Tallow greases moving parts but is resistant to water. Steam engines and ships uses tallow for many years to keep things running smoothly.
4. Flux for soldering.
5. Leather conditioner.
6. Soap making. The best shaving bars are made from tallow.
7. Candle making. Can’t make a traditional candle? Improvise by placing tallow in a container with a piece of cotton clothe in emergencies.
8. Biodegradable motor oil.
9. Deer tallow is preferred by German athletes to make a salve to prevent sore skin and blisters.
10. Biodiesel. Tallow can be used like plant-based material to produce diesel.
11. Make your own pemmican.
12. Pastry baking.
13. Lubricate muskets and rifles.
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Content: #20
It’s the first day of advent and the latest offensive in the Christmas war has been launched.
Cadbury’s (founded by a Quaker committed to improving the lives his 19th century workers but now part of Globo-maga corp Mondelez International which was also behind the Toblerone scandal), has unveiled a new purple Santa for its #Cadvent campaign on Twitter.
WTF!!! Everyone knows that Santa is meant to be RED and WHITE, not purple. Coca Cola misappropriated that Christmas joy years ago Cadbury’s. Find something new to commercialise, like the tears of happy children, or snow, or that contented sense of well-being after eating too much and washing it down with warm red wine.
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