Happy pride month to those who are scared
Happy pride month to those who are proud
Happy pride month to those who are out
Happy pride month to those who are closeted
Happy pride month if you’re trying to figure yourself out
Happy pride month if you’ve known for years
Happy pride month to those who it’s their first
Happy pride month to those who have celebrated for years
Happy pride month to those who are afraid to celebrate
Happy pride month to those who will scream it from the rooftops
Happy pride month to you.
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minho as your next-door neighbor
THE most shameless host of loud parties on the block
you have fire department on speed dial every time he attempts to cook
revs his car engine religiously
also mows the front yard shirtless
"hi, i saw the pizza delivery guy drive off. care to share? on a second thought - ew! really, dude?! who eats margherita?!"
"what's your wi-fi password? asking for a friend."
signs delivery with your adress because he "doesn't want to give out personal info" but you suspect he genuinely doesn't remember his
bought sketchy led lights once and ended up causing an entire blackout
hides his spare keys in the one (1) singular potted plant he has by the front door
"where do you keep the flour? nevermind, found it."
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ranking teen wolf dilfs (and milfs) because there's no law to stop me from doing it
a/n: potential spoilers and slight nsfw i guess
at number 10 we have
kate argent
- ik ik, lady was damaged (and hard to kill)
- but i have a thing for knife-yealding, blood-thirsty women
- step on me pls
- would probably torture me really bad
- if i take her on a lasertag game, she would beat me with the laser gun
- knife kink 100%
- minus points for that one scene with young derek 😣
moving on to number 9, we have
mr deucalion
- i appreciate visionaries
- when scott and he worked together...let me tell you i sCREAMED
- probably a gemini
- knows how to keep it interesting
- full of wise sayings
- can and will manipulate my infp self unfortunately
number 8
the desert wolf
- yes, i see the pattern at this point of the ranking
- loved the daughter, loved the mother, couldn't help it
- charisma x100
- feels like she runs a luxurious nightclub on the side and i love it
- cool nickname
- probs a bdsm enthusiast, if not a full-on buff
- she'll shoot me and I'll say thank you
coming up at number 7 is
dr deaton
- what can I say, there's something about the intellectuals
- loyal, dependable, wouldn't mind red wine brunch dates
- we could discuss poetry together
- LOVES ANIMALS
- always knew a way out of the trouble and I'm predisposed to getting in trouble so we'll get along perfectly
- a gentleman in the streets
number 6
coach finstock
- inexplicably dilf but a dilf nevertheless
- enemies to lovers, 500k words, sarcasm and lacrosse dates
- will drag me to games
- i just have a soft spot for him
- awkward af
- dad bod supremacy
- will always love greenberg more than me but I can live with that burden ig
coming strong at 5th place
peter hale
- self-explanatory
- without beard 😐 / with beard 😩
- the "i hate everyone but you" type of dynamic
- hot then, hot now
- probs an aries but I'll suck it up
- not the uncle he could've been but tried to be the father he wanted to be
- honestly has the only acceptable-looking wolf form and that pretty much sold it for me
- wouldn't cuddle for shit but will arguably break your back so who cares
at number 4
sheriff stilinski
- i don't like law enforcement but he can get it, no questions asked
- likes curly fries (yes, that is a valid reason)
- supports the lgbtqia+ community
- will scold me
- has a son with a slavic name and I'm slavic so I'll finally teach them how to spell and pronounce it
- knows how to use them handcuffs
- actually very romantic
- isn't afraid of anything and i have a phobia of needles so he'll be my moral support when necessary
- resting bitch face and knows how to fight
- has a firm grip (on his firearm)
number 3
noshiko yukimura
- please, she owns season 3b
- has 900 years of experience
- always knows what she's doing
- had a possessed man run after her and whisper their special phrase to her right before dying - she is the fucking moment
- wise and has a katana
- a questionable taste for military men but will make an exception
- sugar mommy vibes
- i'll carry her sword for her if i must
i love number 2
chris argent
- "can I talk to you? in my office, where i keep my guns?"
- again, the beard
- had a huge character development
- a man of his word
- can shoot with not one, but two guns at the same time
- ripped
- blue eyes
- charisma
- i mean just look at him
- the smirk, i can't
and finally, at number 1
melissa mccall
- I'd sell my house, both my kidneys, my crystal collection and my soul for this woman without batting an eye
- the purest, kindest soul ever
- the most badass mother too
- doctor/patient roleplay
- she is beauty AND grace, what more can i want
- I'd steal her from argent if i could
- I'd clean her house, do her dishes and her laundry (extra softener), that's how much I love her
- I don't know a single person who doesn't like her, which pretty much speaks for itself
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