despicablediet
Despicable Diet
The table is set for a snake. 31, aka Mercus, writer, sort of an artist. Fandom of choice: Vampyr.
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New Vampyr Fic
I finally got back into writing and worked on my Role Reversal AU. The prologue's posted now: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55564357/chapters/141022060
Enjoy!
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Practicing painting with a brush! I really like Gouache.
#traditional art#offline art#gouache#owl#not my art#oh my goodness this is so beautiful! ö.ö#i love the colours and the feathers look so good#and fluffy <3
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I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
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Writing Prompt #2677
The days were full of horrors, but, at least in the comfort of the dark, we didn't have to see them.
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This is adorable! Not just the drawing, but the story as well <3 Give your distinguished gentleman a boop from me, please :3
Recently I found a lil' floof of my cat's fur and - as any sane person would do - put it on his forehead/nose. He was completely unbothered.
My dog has this one matted curl sticking up from his forehead, I patted down the curls aound it so the matted one would stick out more, he looked at me like this while I was cry-laughing at him
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15 questions
I was tagged by @silurisanguine
Thanks you <3
1 Are you named after anyone?
Nope.
2 When was the last time you cried?
Couple of weeks ago.
3 Do you have kids?
Yes, currently two. One is named Willi, the other Seth. Unless I start counting OCs that are very dear to me.
4 What sports do you play/have you played?
I used to play volleyball in school and I like to swim once in a while, if I find the time.
5 Do you use sarcasm?
Trying : >
6 What's the first thing you notice about people?
The voice and how they move and behave, I'd say.
7 What's your eye colour?
Something between blue and green, depending on the light source. But with central heterochromia. Got a lil sun there.
8 Scary movies or happy endings?
Happy, but realistic endings.
9 Any talents?
I... write and draw. So bit of a talent there. I also can bake and cook, the former better.
10 Where were you born?
In Berlin, Germany.
11 What are your hobbies?
Writing, drawing, playing videogames... Also poking my cat's belly *does just that*. And socialising with friends (mostly online)
12 Do you have any pets?
I do! A cat. His name is Willi. He's a joy. A lot of joy. A lot of him.
13 How tall are you?
6' (184cm)
14 Favourite subject in school?
English and arts.
15 Dream job?
Hmm... I'd say my current one. If only it was less stressful. That being said, being at home and spending day and night writing, drawing, and playing videogames would be nice as well.
Tagging... @venominthefood @viesdoodles (sorry, for some reason couldn't tag you other blog) @rurousha @mysteryprof @red-queens-things @serotoninarts
If you have time, that is : > *leaves some treats*
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the classic "are you hurt?" but the whumpee is the one saying it. slurring the words through a hoarse throat and numbed lips, their eyes are glazed and their hands are shaking, frantic at the blood soaking the caretaker's shirt and too delirious to realize it's all their own.
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Doctor Bloodsucker
#vampyr#vampyr game#jonathan reid#fanart#not my art#ooooh love it! especially the first one#poor distraught sad wet cat man
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those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me
so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye
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Writing in my head; Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and witty dialogue.
Writing on my page: They did a thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
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Jonathan: Come on, I want to show you something.
Jonathan: *turns and walks away*
Geoffrey: Nice.
Jonathan: That's not it, but thank you.
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smut prompts
“Don’t make me take you home and punish you.”
“I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”
“You’re not going out in that outfit.”
“Don’t give me that look.”
“You’re more than just a one night stand.”
“Would you just shut up and kiss me already?”
“You want me to give you your book/phone/item back? Make me.”
“Like what you see?”
“Try to stay quiet, understand?”
“We’re in public, you know.”
“I didn’t know you were so sensitive.”
“Dont be so rough. there cant be any marks.”
“I really don’t care. You still look hot and i’m trying not to kiss/fuck you senseless right now.”
“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”
“No, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”
“Make me.”
“Stop teasing me so much..”
“You’re in trouble now.”
“Take off your clothes.”
“I’m waiting.”
“First one to make a noise loses.”
“Mine.”
“We cant do that here!”
“Behave.”
“What did you just say?”
“Come here.”
“Watch me.”
“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”
“If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”
“Put that thing away!”
“Don’t kink shame me.”
“If you interrupt me one more time, so help me god.”
“I’m going to put on some clothes before you say anything else.”
“Tell me what you want.”
“Bite me.”
“If you insist.”
“Could he make you feel as good as i do?”
“You’re n-not ,um, w-wearing anything under that, are you..?”
“Are you trying to turn me on or are you really just that oblivious?”
“You taste like fucking candy.”
“The only way you’re getting off is on my thigh.”
“You make a sound and its game over.”
“Just let me finish this/this level and i swear ill go down on you until you cum at least three times.”
“If i have to stop what i’m doing, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“I could just pull your bikini bottoms to the side, no one will notice.”
“I haven’t even touched you and you’re already this wet.”
“Were you just masturbating?”
“U-uh..no, i was just..”
“Want some help?”
“Shut up.”
“Why don’t you come over here and make me.”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad.”
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until i’m done working.”
“What? Does that feel good?”
“I’m not jealous! its just…you’re mine!”
“If we get caught i’m blaming you.”
“We have to be quiet.”
“Tell me again.”
“You have no idea how much i want you.”
“Say it.”
“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”
“Wow, i didn’t realize you were that…flexible.”
“I’m gonna fuck you so hard that you forget you ever even met that asshole.”
“You better shut that pretty little mouth before i put it to work, doll.”
“I think thats the first time i’ve heard you moan…it was like a fucking melody.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Then do it.”
“You’re not taking me to bed. ever.”
“Who said it had to be on the bed?”
“She may seem like lollipops and rainbows but i bet behind closed doors she’s latex and whips.”
“Ah, he’s playing hard-to-get. thats cute.”
“For the love of fuck.”
“Yep, thats me. I love to fuck.”
“How do i look?”
“Would you reconsider if i was sober?”
“I’m sure i can get some kind of sexual gratification just from staring at him if i try hard enough.”
“Don’t fucking touch what is not yours.”
“You don’t need to cover up the bruises/hickeys.”
“I’m not sure if its a sexual thing or not.”
“We’re…..just friends.”
“Friends don’t do this kind of shit!”
“How quickly can you cum?”
“There’s people here.”
“I know.”
“I don’t care what you do just fuck me.”
“Fuck you.”
“I’m up for it if you are.”
“Don’t ruin the sofa.”
“Ill just have to cum inside you then.”
“Stop dancing like that or i’m going to cum in my pants.”
“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.”
“You cant tease me like that and expect not to be punished.”
“I’m gonna strangle you.”
“Is that a promise?”
“You look a bit tied up, want me to come back later?”
“Stop distracting me.”
“Were you touching yourself?”
“I know they’re just stuffed animals but doesn’t it feel weird? its like they’re watching us.”
“That’s probably the fastest i’ve ever done that.”
“Please, remind me again why we’re having sex behind a tree?”
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”
“We’ve been at it like rabbits, how are you still horny?!”
“It was so worth the injury though!”
“Saddle up doll.”
“Did you just look me up and down and then bite your lip? ‘Cause if you did we’re having sex. Right now.”
“Your ass is going to be seven different shades of red after that little stunt.”
“God damnit, now all i can think about right now is you licking my cock like its that ice cream cone.”
“If i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week.”
“Do you think they can hear us through the tent?”
“Yes we can.”
“What are you doing in my bed?!”
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the questions that torment Tav's mind
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 comics#tav#illithid#mind flayer#not my art#all hail to unclefaust
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