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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x12 Mad Idoltry
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where Today We're Finishing Our Look At The Orville Season 1, By Watching The Season Finale, Mad Idoltry...
This Episode Sees Kelly leading a shuttle team that crashes on a suddenly appearing planet with a Bronze Age society. After leaving, the crew discovers that the planet phases in to the universe for a short period every 11 days as 700 years passes on the planet.
They discover that their first visit has resulted in a religion that worships Kelly Grayson and has since grown into a theocracy  resembling Earth's middle ages.
Ozawa reprimands Mercer for omitting mention of the contamination, and orders no further contact with the planet. But Mercer and Grayson defy this order And return to the planet to Try To reveal the truth to the society's religious leader...
Will They Succeed In Convincing The Leader That Kelly Isn't A God?
Let's Find Out As We Watch Mad Idoltry...
The Episode Starts Afterhours As Ed Visits The Crew One By One To See If Any Of Them Are Interested In Having A Drink With Him In The Mess Hall But Gordon's Calling It A Night And John Is With...One Of The Hottest Women I've Ever Seen On This Show...
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I May Be Mad At Him For Being A Complete Moron With Talla But If Had Turco, I'd Probably Say Screw Drinks As Well...
Bortus Says That He And Klyden Are Going To Have A Drink After Putting Topa To Bed So He Joins Them Only For It To Lead Into A Dangerous Moclan Game Called Latchkum (I Hope I'm Spelling That Right)
Why Is It Dangerous? Well, Imagine Playing A Game Of Catch With A Knife Comes Out Of The Ball If You Don't Toss It As Soon As Possible...
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Returning To His Quarters Afterwards, Ed Bandages Up His Injured Hand And Calls Kelly To Ask Her If She Wants To Go Down To The Mess Hall For A Drink And She Says Yes...
However, Once They Meet Down There, Ed Admits That He's Doing Alot Of Thinking Since Darulio Was On-Board...
Oh, God, I Just Finally Got The Image Of Claire And Yaphit Having Sex Out Of My Head, Please Do Not Bring Up That Episode, Ed!
I'm Kidding Of Course, He Doesn't Bring That Up, But He Does Realize That Darulio Implied That It Was The Retepsian Mating Pheromone That Made Kelly Cheat On Him, So, Maybe It Wasn't Kelly's Fault...
So, He Thinks That Because Of That Possible Fact They Should Get Back Together By Going On A Date Sometime This Week...
And Kelly Thinks That's A Good Idea...
Next Day On The Bridge, The Crew Monitors An Uncharted Star, But When Bortus Picks Up Some Unusual Readings Emanating From Beyond The Star's Photosphere In Open Space...
Isaac Believes It To Be A Spaitial Anomaly But The Ship's Cannot Process It Clearly Enough, So Kelly Goes With Issac And Gordon On A Shuttle To Investigate It At A Closer Range...
But When They Do, A Planet Appears Out Of Nowhere, Causing The Ship To Lose Partial Helm Control And Forcing Them To Land On The Planet To Make Repairs...
Once They Land, Issac Contacts Ed And Discovers That The Instantaneous Transition From Vaccum To Atmosphere Caused An Overload In The Engine Core, Which Can Be Repaired In One Hour, Giving Kelly Time To Investigate The Planet, While Gordon And Issac Make The Repairs...
Climbing On Top Of A Small Peak, Kelly Finds A Small Humanoid Village Of Bronze Age Level Development, But When She Decides To Get A Closer Look, She Is Accidentally Spotted By A Little Girl Who Injures Herself...
Briefly Using A Device To Heal The Girl's Wound, Kelly Leaves As Soon As Other Villagers Arrive But The Damage Is Already Done And The Villagers Of The Planet Start Revering Kelly As A God...
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Huh, That's Funny, I Already Considered Adrienne Palicki As A Goddess The Minute She Appeared On Smallville As A Version Of Supergirl...
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Contacting Disco Miniature Golfing Queen Stacy...I Mean Admiral Ozawa About The Situation, Ed...
Oh...Hi, Kelly, How Did You Get Back To The Ship?
Is There No Sense Of Time On This Show?
I Mean, I Know The Show Is Practically A Half An Hour But You Can't Be That Lazy To Not Show Kelly And The Others Getting Back To The Ship Or To Have A One Hour Later Mark On The Screen, Indicating To Your Audience That One Hour Has Passed And They're Back On The Ship...
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And I Know What People Are Thinking "But Duke, We're Not As Dumb As You Think We Are, We Can Figure That Out For Ourselves" Yeah, But If They're Trying To Tell A Cohesive Story (Which They Are), There Should Be No Loopholes Whatsoever, Show Don't Tell...
Anyway, Ed And Kelly Contact Lady Shiva About The Planet And She Tells Them To Stay In Orbit Another 72 Hours To Continue Scanning The Planet And If They Still Have No Clue What They're Dealing With By Then, They'll Send A Science Vessel To Take Over...
Asking Why Ed Didn't Tell Ozawa About The Child, He Tells Her That All She Did Was Help A Kid With A Wound Which Couldn't Have Caused Much Damage Much Less (What They Call) "Cultural Contamination"
Also I Love It When Ed Mentions That Union Policy Would Have Had Kelly Leave That Kid To Die, But First Off, The Kid Wasn't Seriously Injured, And 2, Kelly Didn't Really Need To Heal Her, A Band-Aid Could Have Made Her Feel Better For All We Know...
If She Was Being Attacked By A Wild Animal And She Was Dying From Her Wounds It Would Have Been A Different Story But This...This Was Not Worth Kelly Exposing Herself To A Kid And Using Technologically Advanced Machinery To Heal A Kid That Just Got A Cut On Her Forehead...
Leading Me Now To Ask One Question...
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Anyway, 12 Hours Pass And They Still Got Nothing On The Planet, However, When The Planet Disappears As Quickly As It Appeared, Issac Has A Theory That The Planet Is Locked In A Multiphasic Orbit Which Means The Planet's Orbit Is Locked Between 2 Universes...
This Leaves Them With 1 Option Wait For The Planet To Re-Enter Their Universe In 11 Days, Giving Kelly And Ed Time To Go On Their Date Which Rather Well As The 2 End Up Kissing..
But That Doesn't Stop The Writers Of This Show From Making A Dumb Decision With Those 2 Later...
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A Few Days Later, The Planet Reappears With "Radical Alterations" Including Much More Extensive Architecture And An Increase In Life Forms,Leading Ed And Kelly To Take An Away Team Comprised Of Gordon, Lamar And Alara Down To The Planet...
Once On The Planet They Discover That The Civilization Has Indeed Evolved Into A 14th Century City, This Leads Issac (On The Ship) To Conclude That Everytime The Planet Moves Out Of Their Universe And Into The Other It Causes A Time Acceleration For The Inhabitants...
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In Other Words, While It's Been 11 Days To Them, For The Planet It's Been 700 Years...
They Find Some Clothes To Blend In At A Nearby Cabin But When They're Spotted By The Farmer Who Owns The Cabin, They Try To Make A Run For It Only For The Farmer To Come Out To Ask Kelly To Bless Her Son...
With Ed Not Liking The Look Of That, They Get Dressed Only To Come Across People Who Have Been Crucified While Walking Toward Town, Talking With A Man Who's Come To Get The Bodies, Ed Asks Why These People Were Killed Only To Discover That They Were Killed For Forsaking The Word Of "Kelly"
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Returning To The Ship, They Tell Ozawa What Happened And She's Pretty Pissed That Ed Left It Out Of His Prior Report But Despite Him Saying That He Didn't Think It Was Of Consequence She Puts A Reprimand On His File And They're Not To Return To The Surface Until They Come To Them So Speak..
Rightfully Upset That People Are Being Killed In Her Name, She Tells Ed She Wants To Be Alone But Later, Ed Says Screw That, We're Going Back Down To The Planet...
Having 31 Minutes Until The Planet Phases Out Of Their Universe Again, They Enter The Church Of Kelly To Talk With The Leader Of The Village Named The Valondis And Tell Him Everything..
Of Course, He Doesn't Believe Kelly At First But After Showing Him The Device That Healed The Girl And How To Use It, He Starts Believing Their Story That Kelly Is Not A God...
But Unfortunatly One Of Valondis' Followers Kills Him To Keep The Word Of Kelly Going Because He's Afraid That In Revealing The Truth, Their Ability To Govern May Become Compromised And It
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So, When The Planet Re-Enters Their Universe, They Still Believe That Kelly Is Their God...
Wondering What The Hell Happened Down There, Kelly Believes There Wasn't Enough Time To Convince Everyone That She Wasn't A God So, She Suggests Remaining On The Planet After It Leaves The Universe In An Effort To Convince Them...
But With Ed Refusing Such An Idea As Kelly Would Die And/Or They'd Probably Think She Was Insane And Lock Her Up, Which Leads Issac To Suggest That He Remain On The Planet As His Construct Is Capable Of Enduring For Millions Of Years And He Doesn't Process The Passage Of Time Like They Do...
So, With Gordon Taking Issac Down To The Planet And Returning To The Ship Afterwards, The Planet Disappears, Fast Forward 11 Days And They Now Far More Advanced Than Before And A Ship Is Entering Their Orbit...
With The Ship Asking Permission To Come Aboard, They Grant Permission Leading To 2 Beings (1 Male And 1 Female) Beaming Aboard With Issac To Return Him...
Asking Isaac How He Convinced Them Kelly Wasn't A God, He Actually Tells Them, He Didn't Have To Do Anything, They Figured It Out On Their Own, Simply Stating It's All Apart Of Evolution She In Turn Did Not Poison Their Culture Cause It Flourished...
Oh, And I Love How They Say That Once They Evolve Past Them, They'd Be Interested Studying Them As The Orville Studied Them Either Way That'll Come Back In A Later Season, Though I Don't See Any Of These Guys Evolving Into That Goth Chick From Victorious Anytime Soon...
And I Know Elizabeth Gillies Has Done More Since Then But I'm Sorry It's Just The Way I've Always Seen Her, I Feel The Same Way With Ariana Grande, She'll Always Be That Brainless Ditz, Cat
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And What Better Way To End This Episode Than With Kelly Permanantly Ending Her Relationship With Ed Because She Believes That If They Were It Would Jeopardize His Command, His Operation Of The Ship And Their Friendship If They Were Together...
And Yeah, I Sadly Say That Because They Haven't Gotten Back Together Since And I Highly Doubt They Ever Will...
"But Duke, The Will They/Won't They? Relationship Is So Old We're Tired Of It!"
Oh, Well, I Want To See These 2 Get Together, If You Don't Like It Then Don't Watch The Show Especially If You're Tired Of The Same Old Storylines...
"But Duke, Kelly's Reasoning Makes Perfect Sense In Star Trek Logic..."
If We Were Talking Star Trek Logic About Becoming Emotionally Compromised In The Line Of Duty, Then They Wouldn't Let A Person Who Is Clearly Emotionally Compromised Over Losing A Loved One On Board Their Freaking Ship In Season 3!
And If They Can Allow A Person Like That On Their Vessel Then By Star Trek Logic, There's No Reason Why Kelly And Ed Can't Be Together!
Good Episode But In Retrospective The Ending Sucks!
I Do Like The Idea Of Early First Contact Gone Wrong But Despite The Story Itself Being Good The Ending Is Horrible When In The Long Run, The Will They/Won't They Relationship Goes Absolutely Nowhere, But Aside From That, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x11 New Dimensions
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where We Continue Our Look At The Orville By Looking At Episode 11 Of Season One New Dimensions...
This Episode Sees Lt. Newton leaving the Orville...
Well, There Goes The Possibility Of Having Jim Belushi As A Guest Star...
This Leads Mercer To find a new chief engineer. Although Yaphit is next in line for the position, Cmdr. Grayson discovers that LaMarr has been concealing his intellectual gifts, stemming from his wanting to be accepted by his childhood peers while growing up. Grayson Attempts convince Mercer to assign LaMarr to lead an engineering team assignment in order to evaluate him as a candidate...
But As That's Going On a thief with a cache of plasma rifles stolen from the Krill. He is killed when he passes into a region Of 2 Dimensional Space. To elude the Krill pursuers, the Orville takes refuge in that region.
When the protective quantum bubble around the ship begins to fail, LaMarr rises to the occasion, and he and Yaphit Must help the ship escape the realm Before It Does...
Will The Orville Escape Their 2 Dimensional Prison?
Let's Find Out As We Watch New Dimensions...
Our Story Starts In The Orville's Cafeteria As The Crew Is Having A Goodbye Party For Chief Engineer Newton Who Has Been Offered The Chance To Design A New Union Space Station..
But As That's Going On Yaphit Visits Claire, Not To Flirt On Her Again...
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Not Exactly The Person I Want To Hear Say That Cause Either I'm Still Having Nightmares From The Last Time Those 2 Were Together...Ew....
No, He's Not Feeling Well, Like He's Missing A Piece Of Him...
And Unfortunately, He Is As In An Attempt To Play A Prank On Yaphit, Gordon And Lamar Snatched A Piece Of Him And Placed It In The Buffet Which Bortus Sadly Ate...
Ok, Now I'm Even More Grossed Out Than I Was When Yaphit Was With Claire...
They Get The Piece Out Of Bortus And Yaphit Tells What Gordon And Lamar Did To Kelly Who Places Reprimands On Their Records But When She Looks At Lamar's Files On Her Computer, She Finds Something...
If It's The Fact He's Bad When He's In Relationships With Women, Then I Am 100% Down With The Decision To Get Him Therapy...
No, It Turns Out That Lamar Has A High Aptitude Rating To The Point That He's The Smartest Officer On Board (Next To Issac) Despite Acting Like An Idiot At Times..
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This Leads Kelly To Suggest That With Newton Leaving Maybe Lamar Could Replace Him As Chief Engineer, However, Ed Thinks That Despite The Numbers Heading A Whole Division Requires More Than Smarts...
And The Fact That He's Never Shown Any Leadership Skills Somewhat Makes Him Unqualified...
But Before They Can Finish Their Conversation They....Get Hit By An Iceberg?
We're Taking On Water!!
No, They Didn't Hit An Iceberg But They Did Skim The Outer Edge Of A Spacial Anomaly Which Caused Them To Come Out Of Quantum Drive And It Caused The Lower Quantum Engine To Be Knocked Out Of Alignment...
With No Immediate Danger To The Ship, They Map The Anomaly So Future Ships Can Avoid It And Have Issac Get The Engine Realignment Started And Run A Full Range Scan On The Anomaly With Yaphit...
But With Isaac Saying He Would Also Like To Do An Internal Scan Of The Affected Areas Of The Ship, Ed Complies
However Kelly Suggests That Maybe Lamar Could Help Issac And With Ed Saying Ok, He Goes To Assist Issac...
Joined By Claire's Sons, Ty And Marcus, They Enter A Room With Yaphit (Who's Still Pretty Pissed Off About Gordon And Lamar's Prank)
Where They All Find The Presence Of A Quantum Wake Which Has Somewhat Affected The Plant Life In The Room...
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As Issac And Lamar Are Analyzing The Scans Of The Quantum Wake, All They Really Know Is That Even Though It Kills Plant Life, It Seems To Have No Effect On Humans..
Getting Back To Their Talk About Lamar After The Group Meeting, Ed Is Not Even Considering Lamar For The Job Of Chief Engineer As Yaphit Is Next In Line And He's Not Sure Lamar Would Really Want The Job...
However, Kelly Gets Ed To Compromise With Her Saying That If She Puts Lamar In Charge Of The Analysis Team, And He Does Well, Ed Should Consider Him For Chief Engineer..
So, Ed Says Ok, Knowing That Kelly Has Good Instincts, However, Before Kelly Leaves, She Somewhat Accidentally Blurts Out That Ed Wouldn't Be In The Captain's Chair If She Hadn't Said Something To Halsey...
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Yeah, Great Thinking There, Kelly...
So, Yeah, Ed's A Little Pissed, Despite Kelly Saying All She Did Was Put In A Good Word Because She Felt Really Bad For What She Did To Him...
And Like I Said, She Should Despite What Darulio Said A Couple Of Episodes Ago...
This Of Course Gets Ed To Doubt Himself To The Point He Calls Admiral Halsey, Who Says While Grayson Did Make Quite A Case For Him To Be Captain, In Eyes Of The Admiralty Board He Has Proven Himself Worthy Of Sitting In The Captain's Chair And They Trust Him...
But Despite What Halsey Says, There's Still Doubt In Ed's Mind That He's Truly Worthy And This Is One Of Things That I See Points On Both Sides...
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I See Halsey's Perspective That Deciding Who Is To Be Captains Of Ships Is Their Buisness And It Was Kelly's Place Whether To Tell Him Or Not.
But In The Time He's Been In That Chair Ed's Proven Himself To Be A Worthy Captain In Their Eyes So He Should Not Feel Guilty Or Be Embarrassed On This...
But I Also See It From Ed's Perspective As Well, And I Would Be Embarrassed Too If My Ex-Girlfriend Or My Mother Had To Go To Bat For Me To Be Captain Of A Ship And I Too Would Question If I Was Really Worthy Or Not...
So, There's No Right Or Wrong Choice In This Matter...
Calling Lamar To Her Office, Kelly Shows Him His File And Asks Why He Never Told Anyone About How Smart He Really Was And It Turns Out That He Just Wanted To Live The Simple Life And Kelly Understands That To A Degree...
But She Still Places Lamar In Charge Of The Science And Engineering Task Force That's Assigned To Investigate The Anomaly As She Doesn't Want Lamar To Leave His Gifts Untapped Without Even Trying Them...
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Meanwhile, Back On The Bridge, Bortus Tells Ed About A Small Ship Filled With Horbalak Smugglers That's Headed Toward The Anomaly...
However When They Hail Them, They Refuse To Turn Back As They Don't Like The Union And The Anomaly Isn't Showing Up On Their Scanners...
So Yeah, The Ship Goes Into The Anomaly For A Second And Goes Out On The Other Side With No Life Signs...
Giving Bortus Command, Ed Takes A Shuttle With Kelly, Claire And Alara To The Small Horbalak Ship Only To Find The Pilot And It's Crew All Dead...
And It Only Gets Worse When They Discover That The Horbalaks Were Smuggling Krill Plasma Rifles, Meaning That Whoever They Stole Them From Is Probably On Their Way To Get Them Back...
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But Once They All Get Back To The Ship, Kelly And Ed Continue Talking About Kelly Talking To Halsey About Giving Him Command Of The Orville...
Skip It!
After That, Ed Meets With Yaphit, Who's Peeved He's Not In Command Of The Science Team Instead Of John Which Leads Ed To Tell Him The Truth That Him And Kelly Feel That Lamar Deserves To Be In The Running For Chief Engineer, Which Causes Yaphit To Cry Racist At Ed..
Oh, Geez...
Skip It!!
Ok, Now We're Getting Somewhere, Lamar Starts His New Job Heading The Science And Engineering Task Force With The Help Of Issac Who Agrees That He's Incapable To Perform His Assigned Duties...
But Then Lamar Notices That The Anomaly Isn't A Pothole But A Doorway Leading To A Pocket Of 2 Dimensional Space Which Hasn't Been Discovered Before...
With Kelly Asking What Happened To The Horbalak Vessel, Issac Tells Them That When It Crossed Over, It Momentarily Phased From 3 Dimensions Into 2, So When The Horbalak Ship Was Squeezed Flat, The Living Protien Cells Inside The Crew's Bodies Died Causing The Cells In Their Bodies To Die As Well...
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But Before They Figure Out A Way Inside Without Dying, They Get A Call Saying 3 Krill Ships Are Approaching But, Luckily Lamar Has A Plan To Hide From The Krill...
Using The Ship's Field Generator, They Might Be Able To Create A Quantum Bubble Around The Ship Which In Theory, Could Allow Them To Go Through The Doorway Safely With No Harm To Anyone Until The Krill Are Gone...
With Isaac Saying That Lamar's Theory Is Sound, They Tell Lamar To Head Down To Engineering And Get It Done With Issac's Help...
With The Krill Ship's Closing In, They Activate The Quantum Bubble And Head Into The Anomaly To Find A Rainbow Tron Grid Like World (That's As Best As I Can Describe It) Which Causes The Ship To Appear Like It's Sailing On Water...
Telling Issac To Get Every Bit Of Data They Can Get From The Anomaly While They Wait A Few Hours Until The Krill Ships Leave, Ed Heads Toward The Mess Hall Only For Kelly To Join Him To Say That He's Being A Prideful Jerk About Her Helping Him Become Captain..
As No One Does Anything Really Alone As We Have People Who Help Us Along The Way Whether We Know About It Or Not...
And The Reason He's A Good Captain Is That He's Great At Seeing All Sides Of A Problem
But Despite Knowing What She Did Came From A Good Place, It's Just Something Ed Has To Work Out Alone...
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Suddenly, Everything Goes To Hell And The Quantum Bubble Fails Due To Inverse Polarization Of The Bubble Itself, Luckily Though Issac Fixes The Problem Temporarily As The Quantum Bubble Is Still Deteriorating And They Have 21 Minutes To Get Out Of There Before The Bubble Collapses...
But That's Only The Good News, The Bad News Is Not Only Are The Engines Now Dead (Due To Exposure To 2 Dimensional Space) But The Anomaly Is Closed Meaning They're Trapped...
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But Another Quantum Fluctuation Has Opened Up 4,000 Kilometers Away So, If They Can Use A Shuttle To Tow The Orville To The Fluctuation With A Beefed Up Tractor Beam They Might Be Able To Get Out...
So, Creating A Stable Quantum Bubble Inside The Shuttle, Ed And Lamar Pilot The Shuttle And Use A Combination Of A Spacial Conduit And A Tractor Beam To Pull The Ship Out...
We Get A Moment Between Ed And Lamar Where Lamar Admits That At The Colony Where He's From People Didn't Trust Anyone Who Was Smarter Than They Were So He Hid His Smarts To Pretty Much Fit In...
Either Way, Ed Tells Him That Kelly Was Right About Him And That He Wants Lamar To Be The Ship's New Chief Engineer...
However, When The Quantum Bubble Temporarily Falls On Their Shuttle, Ed Decides To Take The Shuttle To Quantum Speed To Get Not Only The Shuttle But The Ship Out Of 2 Dimensional Space...
And...Both Ships Make It Out Safely Crew And All...
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Once They Return To The Ship, Ed Visits Kelly To Apologize For His Behavior Stating That He Acted Like A Whiny Brat Instead Of Just Saying Thank You For Putting Him Where He Is
Well, To Put It Bluntly, Ed, Someone Else From Season 3 Is Much More Of A Whiny Brat Than You Were In This Situation...
And So The Episode Ends With Ed Kissing Kelly On The Cheek, And Lamar Being Promoted To Chief Engineer...
And That's New Dimensions And It's Ok...
It's Not The Best Episode Storywise, But The Visual Effects Were Pretty Cool And I Did Enjoy The Few Scenes That Norm McDonald Was In, But For What It's Worth I Can't Say If It's A Good Episode Or A Bad Episode, It's More In The Middle, So, This Is One, I'm Gonna Have To Say To See For Yourself And Make Your Own Decision On It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x10 Firestorm
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where We Continue Our Look At Season One Of The Orville, By Looking At Episode 10, Firestorm...
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No,No,No,No...Despite The Title And The Fact That Victor Garber Guest Stars Alot On This Show, This Is Not A Crossover With Legends Of Tomorrow...
I Know, With A Name Like That You'd Expect It To Be A Crossover, Or At Least Have Firestorm Appear In It But With Jokes Aside, Let's Get Into The Synopsis...
This Episode Sees Alara At Her Lowest When A Lieutenant Dies On The Ship Due To An Internal Case Of Pyrophobia That Awakens Within Alara, This Leads Alara To Tender Her Resignation On Board The Ship, But Ed Declines Before Giving Her The Idea To Discover The Source Of Her Fear Herself...
However, When A Strange Phenomena Which Turns Into People's Fears Effects The Entire Ship, Alara Realizes She Has To Conquer Her Fears As Quick As Possible In Order To Help The Crew Stop This Threat...
Will Alara Succeed And Help The Crew Stop This Threat? Let's Find Out As We Watch Firestorm...
The Episode Starts With The Orville Going Through A Fierce Plasma Storm Which Causes Severe Damage To Engineering, Causing A Piece Of Debris To Fall On A Lieutenant That's Down There...
With Chief Engineer Newton Calling For Alara To Save The Lieutenant With Her Super Strength But When She Arrives A Fire Breaks Out Causing Her To Become Paralyzed With Fear...
But By The Time She Snaps Out Of It, She's Too Late, Another Piece Of Debris Falls Which Instantly Kills The Guy...
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We Fast Forward A Few Minutes? Hours? We Don't Know As The Ship Is Now Out Of The Plasma Storm With No Explanation As To How They Survived...
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You Can't Have A Ship Being Attacked In One Scene And Not In The Next Unless You Explain How The Ship Survived First, It's Called Smart Writing...
Anyway, With The Ship Somehow Surviving The Plasma Storm, They Hold A Funeral For The Lieutenant That Died In The Line Of Duty Only For Alara To Take Her Guilt Out On A Punching Bag In The Holodeck Afterwards...
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With Kelly And Claire Noticing As They Check On Her, They Tell Her That It's Not Her Fault As The Guy Had Massive Internal Injuries From The Incident So Either Way He Would Have Died And She Would've Too If She Had Attempted To Save Him...
But Despite That She Still Blames Herself Because She Froze With Fear When She Attempted To Save Him...
They Just Said The Guy Would Have Died Whether You Saved Him Or Not, Stop Blaming Yourself For Something That Was Beyond Your Control...
And Even If You Could Have Saved The Guy And Not Have Gotten Yourself Killed In The Process, What Could You Have Done To Prevent The Guy From Coughing Up Blood And Dying There On The Spot?
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Claire Suggests Therapy To Help Get Over Her Guilt But Alara Just Tells The 2 To Get Out Leave Her With Her Punching Bag...
Wish Claire Would Have Offered The Same Advice To Somebody In Season 3 Who Likes To Take Her Anger Out On Other People Or In This Case, Kaylon...
Visiting Ed Afterwards, Alara Tends Her Resignation As She Feels She Isn't Fit To Be Cheif Of Security On The Orville Or Any Starship, But Ed Refuses Saying What Happened To Her Could Have Happened To Anyone
And That If It Is Gonna Eat Her Alive Then Maybe She Should Do A Little Psychological Digging And Figure Out Why She Was Scared Of The Fire By Talking To Claire...
Wow, That's Good Advice, So, She'll Talk To Claire, Right?
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Oh, No, Not The Dr. Cox Wrong Meme!
Ok, So, Who Does She Talk To?
She Talks To Her Folks? And One Of Them Was The Doctor On Star Trek: Voyager? Ok, I'll Buy It, So, How Do They Help Her?
By Berating Her Job Choice Like Bad Parents Do, Great Choice, Alara...
All Right, I May Be Overreacting A Little Bit, As They Do Tell Alara That When She Was A Baby A Fire Broke Out In Their House And It Was Her Cries That Woke Her Mom Up As She Was Sleeping In Her Arms...
With The Flames All Around Them, Alara's Mother Got Them Out By Climbing Through A Window And They Didn't Tell Her Because She Was A Baby When It Happened And It Upset Them So Much To The Point That They Didn't Like Talking About It...
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Walking Down The Hall After That Conversation, Alara Runs Into...
(As Pennywise) Hiya, Alara!
Yep, She Runs Into A Clown Who Runs Past Her But When She Goes After The Clown It Disappears...
Believing She's Losing Her Mind, Alara Visits The Bridge And Asks Again To Be Relieved Of Duty As Check Herself In For Psychiatric Treatment At The Next Outpost...
With The Others Asking Why? She Tells Them About The Clown But Ed Realizes That If Alara Thinks She's Losing Her Mind, She May Not Be Losing Her Mind...
So, Having Bortus Check The Security Logs, They Find Out That Alara Is Not Going Insane And The Clown Is Real To Lamar's Disappointment As He's Scared Of Them...
Using The Camera To Check The Other Decks At That Time They See That The Clown Definitely Disappeared..
Believing It To Be An Unknown Alien Life Form, They Decide To Split Up To Find It With Weapons On Stun While Issac Stays On The Bridge To Monitor The Security Cameras...
Oh, And Ed Warns Them To Beware Of Pies, Seltzer Bottles And Balloon Animals...
Ok, No Offense, Ed, But Unless The Clown Looks Like Either One Of These Guys...
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I Highly Doubt Any Clown Gags Are Going To Be Dangerous Or Volatile...
With Bortus Going With Alara, They Check The Cargo Hold Where They Run Into The Clown...
(As Pennywise) You'll Float, You'll All Float!..
Pennywise Joke Aside, The Clown And Alara Get Into A Fight Only For The Clown To Set Alara's Blaster To Kill To The Point That When She Gets It Back And Opens Fire On The Clown, It Kills Him...
Alara Apologizes For Killing The Klown But Ed Tells Her Better The Clown Than Her, But She Doesn't Believe That The Clown Isn't Dead As Nothing About Him Seems Human...
With Bortus Suggesting That They Go To Yellow Alert Until They Know What's Going On, Ed Allows It, Telling The Crew To Stay Alert And Be On The Lookout..
However, When Alara Walks With Kelly Back To Her Room, Kelly Doesn't Enter Her Room But What Appears To Be An Endless Void, Luckily Though, Alara Saves Kelly Before She Falls...
Telling Ed What They Saw, They Believe It To Be Impossible, Which Gets Ed To Believe That If It Is Impossible Then Something May Be Wrong With Them...
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But Going To See Claire She Doesn't Think They're Going Mad As They All Saw The Clown But Only 2 Of Them Has Had Direct Contact With It..
Either Way Though, Claire's Willing To Run A Brain Scan Or Brain Removal In This Case As Claire Is Revealed To Be The Clown As She Straps Alara Down Tightly With Extra Fortified Manicles...
Luckily Though, Alara Breaks Free And Arrests Claire, However, When They Question Her, They Don't Get Many Answers Except That There Are Threats In The Emptiness Of Space That They Can't See That Are Coming To Get Them...
Ok, Now I'm Frightened In A Whole Different Way Than I Was With The Episode We Watched Last Week...
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With Ed Wanting Answers (And Why Wouldn't He?) Nobody Really Has Any Except Gordon Who Thinks They Died And This Is Some Sort Of Purgatory...
Yeah, No Offense, Gordon, But If They Died I Would Think That One Of Them Would Have Seen Chernobog Or Mephisto By Now...
But Kelly Asks Issac If It's Possible That The Plasma Storm Affected Them In Some Way To The Point That The Damage To The Ship Was Not Only Structural But Internal Fraying Some Sort Of Boundary Between Reality And Something Else...
And While It's Only A Hypothesis Isaac And Everyone Else Thinks That It's A Good Possibility, Leading Ed To Ask If Anyone Was Thinking About Bottomless Pits Or Clowns..
But Just As They're Figuring Things Out Spiders Swarm All Over The Room, However, When Gordon Runs Out Of The Room And Ed Grabs A Pistol, They Find The Spiders Gone When They Re-Enter...
Well, Least It's Not A Big Spider Otherwise, I'd Really Think This Was Like It...
There Is A Big Spider In This Episode, Dummy!
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Ok, This Is It Part 3, I'm Convinced The Clown They're Seeing Is Pennywise And That The Entire Crew (Except For Issac, Bortus And Alara) Are Descendants Of The Losers Club!
Running With Kelly's Theory, Ed Asks How Much Of A Risk Would It Pose To The Ship If They Re-Enter The Plasma Storm..
Uh, Let's See With One Crew Member Dead From Entering It In The First Place I'd Say, It's Very Dangerous..
However With Bortus Suggesting That They Fortify Their Deflectors For Better Protection They Get To Work On Doing That Despite Isaac Saying Such Defenses Wouldn't Last Long...
And Speaking Of That Giant Spider...
Said Giant Spider Exits The Elevator As Gordon And Alara Walk To The Bridge And Eats Gordon...
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So, Yeah He's Dead, They Killed Off A Main Character, I'm Shocked, So What Happens From There...
Alara Calls The Bridge To Tell Them Gordon Is Dead But She's Getting No Answers, And That's Because The Ship Is Completely Empty Except For Her And Issac, Who Came Down To Engineering To Check On The Status Of The Deflectors When Everyone On The Bridge Was Gone...
They Attempt To Use Whatever Power Is Left To Check The Ship's Logs But Before They Do, Issac Mentions The Alien Creature When Alara Made No Mention Of It, This Leads Alara To Believe That Issac Did It And She's Right As The 2 Get Into A Short Fight Scene...
Eventually Getting Away From Issac, Alara Grabs A Shotgun And Pretty Much Becomes Ash Williams/John McLane For The Rest Of The Episode, Ash McLane So To Speak...
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Running Into Issac Alara Blasts Him As He Says The Ship Will Run Red With Her Blood
With The Inner Hull Compromised, Alara Heads To The Shuttle Bay To Get The Hell Out Of There Before We See That We Discover The Entire Episode Was A Simulation On The Holodeck And Alara Has Exercised Directive 38, Meaning Nobody Can Shut It Down..
What The Hell!?
Don't Spoil The Fact That It's A Simulation For Us, Let The Simulation Play Out All The Way And Then Reveal It To Us...
It's Like Revealing The Twist Ending To A Movie Before We Find Out What The Twist Ending Was, If You Spoil It, There's No Surprise For The Viewers That Are Watching It...
With The "Inner Hull Compromised, Alara Heads To The Shuttle Bay Control To Open The Shuttle Bay Doors, But She's Confronted By Evil Issac (Which Is A Name I Won't Use Often In This Series Despite What Happens In Season 2)
Crashing Through The Control Room Window, She Knocks Evil Issac Across The Room To Get To The Shuttle But Evil Issac Returns To Fire A Case Of Explosives To Block The Exit With Fire But She Flies Right Through It....
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All Right Here's Why I'm Calling BS On Alara Conquering Her Fear Here
When It Originally Happened There Wasn't A Barrier Of Ship Glass In Her Way To Protect Her From Getting Hurt Or Worse...
Where Here, She Realizes She's On Board A Ship So She's Not Going To Get Hurt Because She Can Fly Right Through It...
She Didn't Conquer Her Fear All Did Was Find A Shortcut...
Anyway, The "Orville" Explodes And The Simulation Ends, However, It's Revealed That She Has No Memory Of Even Creating It...
Turns Out That After Alara Talked To Her Parents, She Asked For Permission To Have Issac Create A Simulation That Would Help Her Uncover Any Additional Fears That Might Have Been Lurking Beneath The Surface So She'd Never Be Caught Off-Guard Again...
Ed Tried To Talk About Her Out Of It But Saying She'd Resign If He Didn't, She Asked To Be Subjected To A Variety Of Frightening Situations..
You May As Well Have Shown Her Stephen King's It To Her As The Simulation Pretty Much Only Had Clowns And Spiders In It!
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This Led Issac To Design A Program Based On Lets Just Say A Poll Conducted With The Crew In Order To Select A Number Of Phobias With Which To Populate It With...
Really? Were Clowns And Spiders That Popular To The Point You Had To Make A Simulation Based On That Alone?
As For The Memory Wipe, She Wanted To Have A Short Term Memory Wipe In Order To Not Know That She Was In A Simulation Where If She Did, The Fear Wouldn't Be Real To Her So, She Asked Claire To Do It, Saying That It Was To Protect Classified Material..
But Even With The Memory Wipe, It's Still Not Real, Yeah, I'll Buy That It Probably Got Rid Of Any Fears Of Spiders And Clowns (If She Had Any) But Still She Was On-Board A Shuttle When She Went Through The Flames
Now If The Fire Was Blocking Her Way To The Shuttle, I Probably Would Have Bought That As Conquering Her Fear But With The Ship, It's Still An Illusion...
With Claire Saying She Ought To Write Her Up For Lying To A Medical Officer And Ed Saying That He Ought To Court Martial Her For Invoking Directive 38, They Decide To Let It Slide Cause No One Got Hurt And Because She Conquered Every Situation In There...
And What's Your Excuse For Not Court Martialing Someone For Refusing Orders To Help Save A Crew Member Because She Was Letting Her Personal Feelings And Her Guilt Overlook Her Job?!
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Anyway, Ed Tells Her That Now There Shouldn't Be Any Doubt In Her Head That She Can't Do Her Job And Alara Tells The Others That She'll See Them In The Morning Ending The Episode...
However, This Leads To The Question I've Been Dying To Ask, After All Alara Went Through In This Episode, Why Did They Get Rid Of Her In Season 2?
Now, Don't Get Me Wrong, I've Grown Love Talla As A Character And She Is One Of The Saving Graces Of Season 3, But After What Alara Went Through In This Episode, They Shouldn't Have Gotten Rid Of Her..
There Are Alot Of Rumors Regarding Halston Sage's Departure But The Story I've Heard Is That The Show Was Changing Into Less Of A Comedy And More Of A Series Akin Like Star Trek And They Just Felt That Alara Wasn't The Right Security Chief That Fit The Direction They Were Going...
They Wanted A Badass Security Chief That Wasn't Afraid To Get Into A Fist Or Gun Fight If Necessary...
And That's Why I'm Using This Episode To Argue That Point...
Despite My Disagreement Of Alara Conquering Her Pyrophobia, She Did Conquer Through The Simulation Nevertheless And It Kind Of Proved That She Could Be That Badass Person Who's Not Afraid To Get Into A Fistfight Or A Gunfight..
So, Despite Me Liking Talla As A Character, What Was The Point Of Replacing Alara?
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Anyway, This Episode Was Ok...
Despite My Arguements And Nitpicks, It Wasn't A Bad Episode, It Wasn't The Worst But It Was More In The Middle Of The Road, If You're Looking For A Good Episode For Alara, I Guess I'd Set This As One Of The Best Episodes With Her, If You Like Her As A Character...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x09 Cupid's Dagger
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where...I'm Scared Out Of My Freaking Mind....Mainly Because I Saw This Episode!...
I Consider Myself A Very Brave Man That Stands Up For Movies Other People Tend To Hate, But This Episode Has Rocked Me So Much That I Have Nightmares Just Thinking About A Scene In This Episode...
I'll Tell You What, If You Guys Weren't Coming With Me On This, I Probably Would Skip This Episode, But Since You Are, Let's Look At Episode 9 Of Season One Of The Orville, Cupid's Dagger...
This Episode Sees The Orville  dispatched to mediate talks between the Navarians and the Bruidians, two alien species at a centuries-old stalemate over which race lays proper claim over the planet Lapovius. Also assigned to the matter is Darulio (Played By Rob Lowe), the Retepsian whose affair with Grayson a year prior ended her marriage to Mercer.....
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Who Is There To scan an ancient artifact from the planet for DNA to reveal which species was the original inhabitant. Unbeknownst to the crew, Darulio secretes a powerful Phermone during his mating cycle which affects Members Of the crew In Certain Ways...
And By That I Mean...
So With That Said, Let's Dive Into The Horror That Is Cupid's Dagger...
We Start The Episode In The Ship's Mess Hall Where It's Kareoke Night As Kelly Sings Journey's Any Way You Want It And Bortus Attempts To Sing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On Only To Interrupted By A Crewman Who Tells Ed And Kelly They're Recieving A High Priority Message From Admiral Halsey...
Taking The Call In His Office, He Tells Them That An Ancient Artifact Has Been Discovered On The Planet Lopovius, Where 2 Factions The Navarians And The Bruidians Are Fighting Over The Planet With Both Factions Claiming That They Colonized It First...
And If They Go To War It'll Affect Union Space As They'll Drag Their Allies Into The Conflict, But This Artifact Might Solve The Problem
So, With The Navarians And Bruidians Permission, They've Asked For A Neutral Union Archeologist To Scan The Artifact For DNA And Whatever Species DNA Is On The Tablet Can Lay Claim To The Planet...
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Traveling To Lopodius To Rendezvous With The U.S.S Olympia, They Take On-Board The Archeologist Who Turns Out To Be Darulio The Retepsian Who Slept With Kelly And Ending Her Marriage With Ed, Alara Tries To Hold The Shuttle To Prevent Awkwardness But...
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Anyway, Despite Darulio Saying That If He Had Known That Kelly And Ed Were Involved In The Assignment Ahead Of Time He Would Have Recused Himself, He Says He's Not There To Cause More Tension Between The Two, He's Just Here To Do His Job....
Oh, He Says That Now But Actions Speak Louder Than Words In This Story....
But Either Way It Does Cause Tension Between Kelly And Ed And Why Wouldn't It? Either Way, She Cheated On Him With The Guy So, Yeah, Ed's Entitled To Be Pissed...
As Alara Takes Darulio To His Quarters, He Accidentally Runs Into Lt. Yaphit (Voiced By The Late Norm McDonald) And Accidentally Gets A Piece Of Yaphit On His Pants (He Puts It Back, Of Course)
Before Yaphit Goes To Claire's Office To Seduce Her And Attempt To Ask Her Out On A Date For The Umpteenth Time, Tired Of This, Of Course, Claire Says No And If He Does It Again, She'll Submit A Formal Complaint...
Hey, That's What I'd Do If Norm McDonald Was Trying To Seduce Me..
Oh, What? What? Just Because The Guy's Dead Doesn't Mean I'm Gonna Stop Making Fun Of Him At Times...
Anyway, Kelly Visits Darulio In His Lab To Check On His Status With The Artifact And To Make It Clear That What Happened Between Them Was A Mistake And It's Never Gonna Happen Again...
But....Next....Scene...
They're About To Recieve The Ambassadors For The Navarians And The Bruidians And Kelly Is Not There To Meet Them Cause Guess Where She Is?
Just Guess...
Oh, There's No Need To Guess Cause You All Know So Let's Say It Together...
She's In Bed With Darulio!!!!
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And Ed Catches Them...
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You Know, If There's A Point In This Episode Where We Crossed Into The Ninth Circle Of Hell, This Is It...
And Believe Me When I Say We're Going To Cross Into The 10th Circle Later...
So, Yeah, Ed's Furious And He Has A Right To Be, I'd Be Pissed Off Too If I Were Him, But Either Way, They Still Meet The Navarians And Bruidians And The Meeting Goes Well With The 2 Ambassadors Saying They're Willing To Meet With Ed Tomorrow To Talk About The Possibility Of Sharing The Planet Together...
Meeting With Alara, Kelly Tells Her That She Has No Clue What Happened, She Went To Tell Darulio That There Was Nothing Between Them Anymore But She Looked Into His Eyes One Thing Led To Another And Badda Bing Badda Boom...
But Here's The Thing, She Wants To Stay With Darulio Because She Feels She May Have Missed Out On Something Good Because Of All The Guilt She Felt About How Badly She Messed Up Her Relationship With Ed...
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And Newsflash, You Should Feel Bad! In Fact It Was You Feeling Bad About What You Did That Got Ed To Where He Is Today!
Talking To Gordon About How F-ed Up This Is And It Is, He Thinks That They Should Focus On The Peace Talks But Instead He Decides To Fire Darulio And He Says He Has Complete Right To Be Angry And He Has No Excuse Except For The Fact That His Species Consider It Rude To Turn Down Sex...
Seriously? You Have To Bring Racism Into This?
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But Before He Packs Up, He Shows Ed Some Ancient DNA That's Over 30,000 Years Old Saying That The Artifact Is A Birthing Bucket And In Order To Find Out What Species It Is More Tests Will Have To Be Done...
Well, That's The Next Guy's Problem, Bye!...
Ok, Despite Me Wanting That To Happen, Darulio Says That Said Tests Should Be Complete Within 36 Hours So Ed Grants Him The 36 Hours Neccessary To Complete The Tests And Get Answers On Which Species It Is...
But Then Ed Asks Darulio Out For A Drink, Meaning That The Dumbness Virus That's Infected Kelly Has Infected Ed As Well...
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It Gets Worse From Here, Folks As Claire Visits Yaphit In His Quarters In A Somewhat Hot Dress And Asks To Come In, Thus Starting...This Scary Subplot/Somewhat Relationship...
Now, I Bet You're All Lining Up In The Comments As You Think I'm Being Ageist, But I'm Not, I Have No Problem With Claire Being In A Relationship Whether It's With Issac Or Someone Else...
But This "Relationship" With Yaphit, Scares The Hell Out Of Me, Why? Well, You'll Find Out Later In The Episode All I Can Say Is That The Crossing Into The 10th Circle Of Hell Has Begun....Ew.....
As Ed Has Drinks With Not Only Darulio But Kelly Who Figures Out That He's Coming Onto Darulio, The Navarians And The Bruidians Both Want To Know When The Tests Will Be Completed And Want To Speak To Ed...
With Alara, Gordon Marcus And Ty, Noticing How Weird Ed, Kelly And Claire Are Acting, Alara Goes To Check On Claire Leading To...The Scene...
Now, Be Warned, People, This Scene Has Been Known To Have People Not Only Lose Their Mind But Also Crap Their Pants Endlessly...
I Probably Shouldn't Be Watching This, But I Like You Guys To The Point, I'm Willing To Risk My Sanity Watching This Scene So, Here We Go...
Alara Goes To Check On Claire In The Med Bay Only To Find...
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My God, I Never Thought I'd Say This But MacFarlane, You Are Now The Champion Of Scary Special Effects...
I Mean, If People Honestly Think That The Schwarzenegger Baby From Junior And Special Effects From Son Of The Mask Are Scary, Then They Don't Know What They're Talking About Cause This...
I Honestly Don't What To Say About This Because My Pants Are So Full Of Crap Because Of How Scary This Scene Is...
And It Looks Like Alara Is Just As Confused As I Am As She Has The Same Question That I Have:
What The Hell Did I Just Walk In On?!
Are They Having Sex Or Is Yaphit Assimilating Claire Into His Hive Mind?
Cause If They're Having Sex...
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That Need Answering Now!.
Anyway, With Claire Saying The Exact Same Thing Ed And Kelly Are Saying About Darulio, She Tells Claire To Stay Where She Is And For Yaphit, To Go Back To His Room And Not To Answer The Door For Answer The Door For Anyone Including Claire..
But Before Alara Leaves The Med Bay, Bortus Contacts Alara To Tell Her The Bad News, That The Bruidians And The Navarians Are Threatening To Withdraw From The Agreement And Settle Their Conflict In Battle...
Visiting Darulio (After Shooing Away Ed And Kelly Who Continually Hit On Him) Alara Finally Gets Some Answers Out Of Him About What's Going On With Ed, Kelly And Claire...
Turns Out Once A Year His Species Gets In Heat, Unleashing A Pheromone Through Skin Contact To Help Them Attract Mates, He Didn't Mean To Infect Ed And Kelly But It Happened When They Shook Hands In The Cargo Bay...
And When He Tripped Over Yaphit He Absorbed The Pheromones Because Of His Gelatinous Form And Somehow Transferred Them To Claire...
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But He States Either Way It'll Pass In A Few Days, But With Time Not Exactly On Their Side, Alara Takes Him To The Med Bay As Ed And Kelly Meet With The Navarians And The Bruidians Who Are Kind Of Pissed Off That They've Been Avoiding Them And Are Running Out Of Patience...
And Ed Talking About Darulio Only Makes Things Worse, Causing Them To Believe That The Mediation Is A Sham Leading Both Fleets To Go To War, Way To Go, Dummy!
But It Gets Worse As After Examining Darulio, Isaac And Alara Discover That Darulio's Pheromone Has No Antidote So Alara Confines Him To His Quarters As The Bruidian And Navarian Fleets Arrive, Preparing To Fire On Each Other...
With Bortus Raising Deflectors, He Tries To Contact Ed And Kelly Only For Us To Discover That Kelly Is In Her Quarters Eating Ho-Hos, Listening To Carole King And Crying As Ed Has Just Had Sex With Darulio...
But The Question I Have Is Why Is Kelly Crying, Eating Ho-Hos And Listening To Carole King?
She No Reason To Do That Unless She Caught Ed And Darulio Having Sex, Was There A Deleted Scene Where She Caught Them? Because It Feels Like There's A Big Time Gap Of What Should Happen...
Talking With The Ambassadors For The Navarians And The Bruidians, Bortus Tells Them To Contact Their Fleets And Tell Them To Stand Down But Refusing (Because The Union Has Been No Help In This Matter), Bortus Tells Alara To Take Their Communication Devices And To Confine Them To Their Quarters...
This Leads Isaac To Come Up With A Plan To Reconfigure And Extend The Deflectors So Much That It Creates A Partial Barrier Between The 2 Fleets...
Contacting Engineering, Cheif Newton Says He Can Do It But Not Without Yaphit Who's Unfortunately Having Problems Of His Own Right Now As Claire Holds Him At Gunpoint As She Wants To Know Why He Hasn't Called Her...
Well, I Wanted Answers And With This It's Obvious...Claire Has Been So Assimilated Into The Hive Of Norm McDonald That She's Willing To Go All Jack Torrance On Him...
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However, Feeling Bad For The Trouble He's Caused, Darulio Visits The Bridge And Says There's A Way That He May Be Able To Settle This...
And By Settle It, He Means Temporarily Settle It, So What Does He Do? He Infects The Bruidian And Navarian Ambassadors Causing Them To Like I Said, Temporarily Fall In Love With Each Other...
So With The Bruidian And Navarian Fleets Disembarking And Ed, Kelly And Claire Returning To Normal, They Pretty Much Want To Put What Happened To All Of Them Behind Them...
And It's For The Best Especially After Seeing....(Shudders) God, It's Still In My Head!
Anyway, With Ed And Kelly Wondering What'll Happen When Darulio's Pheromone Wears Off Of The Ambassadors, Darulio Enters And Assures Them Most Likely Nothing Will Happen...
As He Finished His Analysis On The Artifact And Discovered That Both Parties DNA Is On The Artifact, Meaning They'll Have To Share The Planet...
But Before Darulio Leaves For The Olympia, Kelly Asks Him If He Was In Heat When They Met And He Says Maybe, Leaving The Door Open For Ed And Kelly To Reconcile Only For Them To Slam That Door Shut At The End Of The Season...
This Episode Is Awful!!!!
It At Times Has The Main 2 Characters Acting Like Complete And Total Buffoons And The Scariest Scene I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life, But I Will Give Them Credit For Opening The Door For Ed And Kelly To Get Back Together, Despite Like I Said, Slamming That Door Shut At The End Of Season One...
If You Like This Episode Fine, I Mean It's Not Hopeless, It Just Could Have Better Story Writing And Be Less...Nightmare Inducing...
So, I'm Sorry But I Say Skip It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x08 Into The Fold
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where You're Not Reading The Title Wrong...
We Are Skipping Episode 7 Of Season One Of The Orville, Majority Rule...
Why? Because It Is Revolved Around A Planet Ruled Entirely By Cancel Culture And No Offense But I Hear Enough About Cancel Culturing On The Internet And On Facebook Clubs To The Point That I Don't Want To Talk About It Whether If It's Clever Satire Or Not..
Plus, There's Nothing Of Importance In This Episode Or Anything That Comes Back From This Episode Except This One Character Lysella Who Returns In The Season 3 Finale Other Than That, That's About It For This Episode...
Call Me A Nonconformist And A Bigot If You Must But I'm Sorry, There Some Subjects That I Don't Want To Talk About On This Show And Cancel Culture Is One Of Them...
So, With That Said Let's Move Onto Episode 8 Of Season One Of The Orville, Into The Fold...
This Episode Sees Claire Attempting To Go On Vacation With Her Sons, Ty And Marcus But When Issac Attempts To Take Them To Their Destination, They Accidentally Cross Into A Spatial Fold Which Forces Them To Land For Repairs On A Planet Thousands Of Lightyears Away From The Orville's Location...
Will They Be Able To Make Repairs And Get Back To The Orville Before The Planet Turns Claire And Her Boys Into Cannibals?
Let's Find Out As We Watch Into The Fold...
The Episode Starts As Claire Is Woken Up By Her Youngest Son, Ty, Who's Excited About Their Trip To Arboreus Prime, Unlike Claire's Oldest Son, Marcus, Who'd Rather Stay On The Ship Than Go To A Kiddie Park...
And I Take Offense At That, Even When I Was A Teenager I Still Loved Disneyland And Even To This Day I Still Love That Park So What Makes This Kid Think He's Too Cool For A Futuristic Theme Park?...
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Shut Up...
With The Luggage On Board The Ship As Well, As Claire's Sons, She Discovers From Kelly, That Issac Will Take Them To Arboreus Prime, Which At First She's Not Happy About...
Especially When Her Boys Start Arguing During The Flight, This Leads Issac To Ask Questions Which Leads Him To Believe That Claire Should Come Up With Better Methods On Controlling Her Children...
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I Realize That Kaylons Are Meant To Be Superior In Every Way But Even The Dumbest Guy In The World Can Figure That Out...
Coming Across A Gravity Shear Near A Spatial Fold, They Try To Avoid It But Ty Accidentally Throws His Brother's Gaming Device On The Control Console And Causes The Ship To Lose Control And Go Into The Spatial Fold...
With The Hull Damaged And Main Power Offline Due To The Gravity Shear, They Find That They Are 1,000 Lightyears Away From Their Previous Position...
Realizing They Need To Find A Place To Set The Ship Down, They Land On The Nearest Planet...
Claire Switches To Emergency Reserve Power, When The Ship Starts Leaking Plasma, But As She Puts Her Seatbelt On, The Ship Breaks In Half Causing Claire To Be Separated From Issac And Her Kids...
After Crash Landing Marcus Dislocates His Knee But Issac Fixes Him Before Locating The Shuttle's Rear Section To Be Nearly 4 Kilometers Away...
Issac Gives The Kids A Blaster To Make Sure That They Will Survive Before Going Off To Find The Ship's Rear Section Along With Claire..
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But While Issac Finds The Ship's Rear Section, He Does Not Find Claire As She Has Been Captured By A Native...
Later That Night, The Boys Hear Noises Outside, But Despite Marcus Saying He's Armed, Ty Is Nearly Taken By A Cannibal, Luckily However, Issac Saves Him Before He Is...
Back On The Orville, The Ship Is Undergoing Repairs As Barry Manilow Plays...
Meanwhile In Another MacFarlane Universe...
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Ah, I Just Had To Do That...
Anyway, As The Ship Is Undergoing Repairs And Listening To Manilow, Kelly Contacts Ed, Telling Him That She Got A Call From The Dockmaster And He Told Her That Claire's Ship Never Reached Arboreus Prime...
With No Response And The Navigational Array Out, They Set Out For Claire's Last Coordinates, By Relying On Only Star Charts...
Back On The Planet Of The Cannibals, Issac Tells The Boys That Their Dysonium Power Supply Is Depleted, Meaning They Can't Use The Scanners To Locate Claire Or Send A Distress Signal To The Orville...
This Leads Marcus To Suggest That Issac Should Try And Scan For Dysonium On The Planet Using Just His Regular Scanner And What A Shock, He Finds Traces Of Dysonium On Their Hull, Indicating A Possible Presence In The Mountains Where They Crashed...
But As Issac Decides That Him And The Boys Will Leave To Find The Dysonium In The Morning, Claire Comes To And Meets Her Kidnapper Who Only Tells Her That She Is In A Safe Place And To Eat The Food He Has Brought For Her...
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This, Of Course, Leads Claire To Attempt To Find A Way Out...
The Next Day, As They Search For Dysonium, Issac Questions The Boys About Their Interactions With Their Mother As By The Way Marcus Acts He Seems To Not Care About Her, But When 3 Men Approach Demanding The Kids, Issac Stuns Them Before Moving On With The Kids...
Back Where Claire Is, Her Kidnapper Enters And Tells Her To Eat Again Before Revealing That His Name Is Drogen And That The Planet Was Ravaged By Plague That Was Caused By A Military Weapon Which Has Killed Most Of The Planet's Population And Has Made The Survivors Sick To The Point That They Have Resorted To Cannibalism...
He Only Survived Because He Saw The Threat Coming...
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Saying That If He Lets Her Go She Could Synthesize An Antidote But He's Obviously Lost Hope To The Point That A Cure Is Impossible And That Any Survivors Will Most Likely Die Before They Can Get To Them...
So, He's Smart But He's Also Kinda Stupid...
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Either Way, Claire Knows She's Got To Get To Her Kids So She Starts Working On Loosening A Grate Near A Window So She Can Escape...
But Unfortunately The Plague Has Already Infected The Youngest Of Claire's Boys, Ty, When He Accidentally Fell Into A River They Were Crossing...
Meanwhile, The Orville Arrives At The Spacial Anomaly That Claire, Her Boys And Issac Entered And Goes Into It In An Attempt To Find Them As Claire Finally Gets The Grate Open Only For Her To Discover She's Too High To Climb Down To The Ground...
So She Decides To Distract Gorilla Brains By Injuring Herself And Asking Him To Get Supplies From Her Ship So She Can Heal Herself And He Surprisingly Does...
Seriously, Guy? You're Willing To Get Supplies From Her Ship Yet You're Unwilling To Help Her Find Her Kids? I'm Starting To Think I Was Wrong For Praising You For Your Survival Skills Because As Far As Surviving Goes, You've Failed Miserably....
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So With Drogen Gone, Claire Opens The Grate And Crosses Into The Next Room So She Can Grab Her Com Device And Call Issac...
After Filling Her In On Ty's Situation, Telling Her That They Have The Dysonium And Suggesting They Rendezvous On The Shuttle, Marcus Apologizes For His Behavior And Attitude And Claire Give A Touching Speech Despite Wasting Time That She Could Be Using To Escape...
But No, Instead Once Drogen Returns She Stabs Him And The 2 Have A Fight Scene Before Claire Finally Shoots Drogen With His Own Gun...
After Taking A Blood Sample From A Cannibal On The Planet, Claire Makes It To The Ship And Reunites With Her Kids As Issac Sends A Brief Signal To The Orville So They Can Locate And Rescue Them....
And Luckily They Get It Just In Time As Cannibals Are Swarming Upon Claire And The Boys Shuttle...
So, With Claire, The Boys And Issac Safe On Board The Rescue Shuttle, Claire Synthesizes A Cure For Ty And Possibly The Planet But Of Course, They Got To Get Permission From The Admiralty Board Before They Do...
No Offense But I Think When It Comes To A Planet Full Of Zombies And Cannibals, We Screw Bureaucracy And...
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Especially When It Comes To A Possible Cure!
But Despite My Feelings About That, It Gets Better When Claire Visits Isaac In The Engine Room To Tell Him That Ty Is Going To Make A Full Recovery And He's Been Asking About Him...
Asking If He'd Be Dropping By Later Because Ty Misses Him, He Tells Her He Will This Evening...
She Also Thanks Him For All He Did With Her Kids Cause She's Their Mom And They Mean Everything To Her, Isaac Replies By Saying Despite Being What They Are He's Grown Fond Of Them...
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Or Maybe More As We'll Soon See...
Anyway, That Was Into The Fold And...It Was Ok...
The Episode Has Alot Of Flaws But It Does Somewhat Set Up Claire And Issac's Future Together As Not Only A Couple But Also As Husband And Wife So I See It As A Great Start For A Relationship That Would Develop Throughout The Series...
Unlike A Relationship That Could Have Been Good But Ended Because Of Stupidity Because One Couldn't Say Oh, "I'm Having Sex With A Xelayan"...
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Anyway, Until Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x06 Krill
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We're Continuing Our Look At The Orville By Looking At Episode 6 Of Season 1, Krill
This Episode Sees Ed And Gordon Going On An Undercover Mission To A Krill Vessel To Scan What Is Supposedly Their Version Of The Bible Known As The Anhkana (I Hope I'm Spelling That Right) So The Union Can Try To Understand Krill Culture A Little More In An Effort To Possibly Make Peace With Them...
Will Ed And Gordon Get The Scans And Make Peace With The Krill?
Let's Find Out As We Watch Krill..
The Episode Starts In The Mess Hall With A Scene Involving Gordon, Lamar, Bortus, Alara And Issac Where They Talk About Alara's Latest Breakup..
And Make Fun Of Bortus Because His Species Can Eat Anything Without Feeling Any Sort Of Discomfort (Even Wasabi)...
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But Eventually They Get A Call From Kelly Who Tells Them To Report To The Bridge As Another Human Colony On The Planet Kastra 4 Is Being Attacked By The Krill, And Sadly This Has Been Happening Alot Recently...
They Hail The Krill Ship To Tell Them To Cease Fire Or They Will Attack But All That Does Is Just Put A Target On Their Backs As The Krill Ship Approaches To Attack Them...
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But After A Little Tricky Manuvering Done By Gordon, They're Able To Not Only Destroy The Ship But They're Able To Get Ahold Of A Krill Shuttle...
Visited Afterwards By Admiral Ozawa (Played By Lady Deathstrike) She Gives Them A Mission To Use The Krill Shuttle To Sneak Ed And Gordon Into A Krill Ship Where They Will Scan The Krill Bible Known As The Anhkana, In Order To Give The Union More Information On Krill Culture And To Possibly Find A Road To Make Peace With Them...
As They Don't Have Much Information About That And Believe That If They Went To War With The Krill They Would See It As A Holy Crusade, Which Would Last Decades...
Which Is Fine As We Learn Some Of The Krill Want Peace As Well, However, After Recent Episodes, I've Come To Believe This About The Krill...
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Especially When It Comes To One Character Who Later Appears In This Episode, Now, I'm Not Saying This Character Is On The Same Level As The Joker, But This Character Is Pretty Much Up There With Khan From Star Trek...
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Yeah, That Bad People, That Bad...
So, Using Miniature Holographic Generators (Courtesy Of Issac) To Disguise Themselves As Krill, Gordon And Ed Enter Krill Space And Come Across A Krill Ship..
Once Inside, They Speak With The Ship's Captain, Haros And The Ship's High Priest, Sazeron, As They Act Like Idiots As They Name Themselves Chris And Devon...
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And How They Don't Instantly Get Discovered By Having Names Like That I Have No Clue...
Anyway, They Tell Them What Happened To The Krill Ship And Say That They Were Working On The Shuttle At The Time Of The Attack On The Krill Ship And When It Exploded The Shuttle And Them Were Thrown Into Space..
But Despite Believing That "Chris And Devon"...May Have Information That May Help Them With Their Current Mission, They Decide To Hold Off Their Questioning For Now As It Is Time For Church, So To Speak...
But Before We Continue With "Krill Mass" So To Speak, I Got To Talk About Gordon In This Episode...
I Love Him When He's On-Board The Ship, But When He's On The Krill Vessel, He Doesn't Seem To Be Taking The Mission Seriously And Any Attempt At Humor He Does Comes Off As Either Awkward Or As Well..
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I Mean, Ed Is Even Looking At Him In Some Scenes Like "Dude, Shut Up"
And It's Here, We Meet...Her....
This Is Telaya, The Character That I Was Talking About Earlier And If There Was Living Proof That The Female Of The Species Is More Deadier Than The Male, Then This Heartless, Emotionless, Monster Is It..
And Yes, She Is Every Bit A Female Version Of Khan, Sure, She Doesn't Go Around Quoting Lines From Paradise Lost Or Moby Dick, But There Is One Scene In Season 3 That's Pretty Close..
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Pretty Close, Huh?
But As The Old Saying Goes, Evil Isn't Born It's Made So, Let's See How Telaya Starts Out...
She Meets Ed And Gordon (I'm Not Continuing To Call Them Chris And Devon, Sorry) At Krill Mass And When They Reveal That They Were On The Destroyed Krill Ship, She Reveals That Her Brother Was On The Same Ship...
(Sniffs) Is That Motive I Smell?
Anyway, We Get A Good Joke From Gordon For 2 Seconds Only For Him To Kill It To The Point That Ed Tells Him To Finally Shut Up As Krill Mass Finally Starts And...
How They Expect To Make Peace With This Race Especially When They Massacre A Human Head At Mass Is Beyond Me...
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After Mass, Ed And Gordon Sneak Into The Krill Church And Begin Scanning The Anhkana, But Before They Are Finished The High Priest Sazeron Enters...
Wondering What They Were Doing, They Tell Sazeron That They Wished To Seek Further Guidance And Comfort From Anhkana After The Destruction Of Their Ship...
Sazeron Buys The Story (But He's Somewhat Onto Them) And The 2 Go Back To Their Room On The Ship Until The Ship's Night Shift Begins, Only Then Do They Return To Continue Their Scanning Of The Anhkana...
However As I Said, Sazeron Is Somewhat Onto The 2 And Asks The Captain That Guards Be Placed By The Chapel, Telling Them What Ed And Gordon Were Doing...
But Despite Initially Believing It To Be A Good Thing, The Captain Grants Sazeron's Request...
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But Eventually, Ed And Gordon Face Problems As Not Only Are Their Holographic Generators Acting Up But So Are Their Scanners..
With The Guard Arriving, Ed And Gordon Seem Pretty Screwed But Luckily They Manage To Escape And Get Back To Their Room Without Being Spotted...
Turns Out Their Scanners And Holographic Generators Were Jammed By Electromagnetic Interference From A Krill Bomb Which Is Producing High Levels Of Neutron Radiation...
Yeah, But Here's The Odd Thing, It Doesn't Look Like A Bomb, It Looks More Like A Missile Than A Bomb, But Still It's Bad News...
Realizing That If That Weapon Activates It'll Wipe Out Billions Of People, They Turn To Telaya Who Not Only Gives Us A Little Bit Of Character Development By Revealing That Because Of Her Brother's Death She Has Retreated Further Into Krill Faith..
But Also That The Bomb Is Meant For Destroying A Human Colony On Rana 3 (Which Has No Defenses) As Krill Believe That Which Is Not Krill Is Without A Soul....
With Gordon Realizing They Have To Warn The Union And Get The Hell Out Of There, Ed States That They'd Never Be Able To Send Help In Time So They Have To End It There And Now...
So They Come Up With A Plan To Use The Emitters (Which Run On The Same Frequency As The Bomb) To Activate The Bomb From The Shuttle Despite Their Mission Being To Find A Way To Make Peace With Them...
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Realizing That They'll Need Tools They Attempt To Go To Their Ship Only For Telaya To Temporarily Delay Them By Asking Them To Help Her With Some Trainees Of Hers, Leading To More Awkwardness But A Sad Scene As They Realize There Are Krill Children Aboard...
Which In Turn Leads Ed To Change His Plans As Whether They're Krill Or Not Killing Innocent Kids Is Wrong And If They Destroy The Ship Now, They'll Just Prove Telaya's Point Right That They Have No Souls...
Eventually, After A Krill Boy Named Koja Enters, Ed Realizes That The Reason The Krill Are Pale Is Because They're Like Vampires...
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Yep, They Burn When They're In Sunlight...
Therefore If They Turn The Lights Up By Inducing A Power Surge, They'll Burn To Death, But What About The Kids You Ask? Well They'll Just Blow The Lights Out In The Classroom And The Kids'll Be Safe...
Setting The Timer For The Power Surge To Start In 10 Minutes But Gordon Is Caught By Sazeron, Leading To More Awkwardness Before Gordon's Holographic Generator Acts Up...
With Alarms Going Off As Ed Arrives To Talk To Telaya's Class More But Discovers That Student That Questioned Him Earlier, Koja Is Missing...
Asking Telaya To Keep The Kids Safe On Her Brother's Honor While He Looks For Koja, Despite The Guards Looking For Him, Telaya Promises To Keep Them Safe...
With The Ship Arriving At Rana 3, They Prepare To Activate The Bomb As Ed Finds Koja And Gets Him To Telaya's Class Just In Time As The Power Surge Happens And Everyone Except Telaya And The Kids Fry...
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As For The Bomb, Gordon (Who Was On The Bridge For Questioning) Fires The Ship's Torpedoes At The Bomb, Destroying It, Before It Gets Onto The Planet...
Contacting The Orville, They Get Telaya And The Kids On Board The Ship With Ed Visiting Her In Sickbay As Who He Really Is Before Alara Takes Her To The Brig...
They're Arresting Telaya For What Her Crew Attempted To Do But Arrangements Have Been Made To Return The Children To The Krill Homeworld Because They've Done Nothing Wrong And They're Not Their Enemies, But Telaya Pulls A Yoda And Says They Will Be 2 Times...
And To That I Throw In Another Star Wars Quote At You, Telaya...
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Cause, God Knows We Haven't Seen The Last Of Her....
And That's Krill, And Despite The Awkward Scenes With Gordon, It Was A Good Episode..
But It's Only Good Because It Started The Villain That Would End Up Becoming Not Only The Orville's Biggest Threat But The Union's As Well, So For That Alone I Would Rewatch It, But Otherwise The Rest Of The Episode Is A Major Skip...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x05 Pria
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where Today We're Continuing Our Look At The Orville By Looking At Episode 5 Of Season One, Pria...
This Episode Finds Ed Falling For The Orville's Latest Guest After The Crew Rescues An Attractive Captain, Played By...
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Ah! Cypher! Where's Dominic Torretto When You Need Him?! Somebody Please Kill Her!!!
Ok, If You Read My Duke Reviews Review On The Fate Of The Furious, You Know That I Loathed Charlize Theron's Character In That Movie But I Don't Hold Grudges Against Actors Or Actresses For Playing Roles Whether They're Horrible Characters Or Not...
It Was Just Worth A Joke Because That Character Was (And Still Is Apparently) As Horrible As Another Character In Season 3 Of The Orville Which I'll Talk About When We Get To Season 3...
From Her Stranded Ship, But When The Crew Finds Devices That Belong To Her All Over The Ship, It's Revealed That She May Have An Ulterior Motive...
What Does This Woman Want With The Orville?
Let's Find Out As We Watch Pria...
Our Episode Starts On The Bridge Where The Crew Of The Orville Are Watching Of All The Shows...Seinfeld...
(Imitating Jerry Seinfeld) And What Is The Deal With Bortus? He Is Emotionaless To The Point I Think The Only Thing That Would Get Him Excited Is Looking At A Wall For 2 Hours, What's Up With That?!
After Isaac Questions The Logic Of Humor, They Get A Distress Signal From The Atrias Star System, Once The Orville Arrives, They Receive A Message From A Captain Pria Lavesque, Who Is On A Comet Headed Toward A Nearby Sun...
Realizing That The Ship's Tractor Beam Could Compromise The Hull Integrity Of Pria's Ship, So, Ed, Gordon And Alara Board A Shuttle To Rescue Pria Before The Comet Breaks Up...
With Only 2 Minutes Left, They Rescue Pria (With The Help Of Alara's Super Strength) In Time But The Gravity Of The Sun Starts To Pull Them In, Luckily However The Orville Uses It's Tractor Beam To Get Everyone On The Shuttle Back To The Ship, Safe And Sound...
Taking Her To Sickbay, Pria Tells Ed, Kelly, Alara And Claire That She Was Returning From A Mining Expedition In The Matar System When Ran Into A Krill Battle Cruiser, However When She Tried To Outrun It, It Drained Her Ship's Power...
But When She Discovered A Dysonium Deposit In The Comet, She Landed To Get The Fuel Needed To Power Her Ship But Her Plan Backfired...
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Assigning Pria Quarters On The Ship Until They Can Drop Her Off At The Nearest Union Base, She Admits That She Could Use A Drink After Everything That's Happened, So, Ed Invites Pria To A Senior Staff Party In His Quarters..
Later On The Bridge Gordon Plays A Practical Joke On Issac By Taping Mr. Potato Head Pieces On His Face..
Isaac's Response:
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And Yes, Issac Does Get Even By Cutting Off Gordon's Leg...
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Later At The Party, Pria And Ed Find They Have Some Stuff In Common To The Point That She Visits Him After The Party And Kisses Him On The Cheek...
The Next Day, As Ed Gives Pria A Tour Of The Ship, Kelly Discovers No Record Of Pria In The Mining Consortium's Files, Telling Ed This, He Doesn't Believe Her Stating That Their Files Are Sloppy And That People Come And Go From There All Time...
However, Kelly Thinks Otherwise Believing That Ed Shouldn't Give Her Access To Their Systems Until They Can Confirm Her Identity. Wanting Alara To Assign Someone To Her, Ed Of Course Says No (Cause He's Thinking With His Dick) But He Will Ask Her About The Manifest...
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But This Instead Leads Kelly To Ask Alara To Search Pria's Quarters As A Favor To Her, She Tells Kelly She'll Do It Only If Kelly's Concern Is Purely In The Line Of Duty And Doesn't Have To Do With The Fact That Ed Possibly Likes Her...
Saying That It Is Definitely Purely In The Line Of Duty, They Investigate Pria's Room Only To Find A Metal Box Under Pria's Bed, However, When They Attempt To Scan It, They're Unable To Penetrate It With Their Scanners...
Hearing A Nearby Door Open, They Place The Box Back In The Place Where Pria Had It, Just As She Enters The Room, Telling Pria That They Were Investigating A Possible Radiation Leak, Kelly And Alara Leave...
Telling Ed About What They Found, He Doesn't Buy It And Believes That What They Found Could Be A Belt Buckle If Anything...
Ed, If A Device Of That Size Is A Belt Buckle Then I Am Mickey Mouse!
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Despite Ed Placing A Reprimand On Alara's Record, Kelly Tells Ed The Truth Saying That He's Not Being Objective On This And Is Letting Her Charisma Cloud The Fact That Pria's Not What She Seems To Be...
And Kelly Is Right To Do That, Cause Like She Tells Ed, It's Her Job As 2nd In Command, To Point That Out Especially When It Affects His Duty To Do His Job...
But The Arguing Eventually Stops When The Ship Comes Across A Concentrated Dark Matter Storm, Luckily, Pria Enters And Tells Them That She Can Get Them Out Of It As She Encountered The Same Thing On A Mining Expedition To Pollux 5...
Suggesting That They Adjust Their Weapons Array To Flood The Area With Neutronized Axiom Particles, They Do Exactly That But Unfortunately, Gordon Is Unable To Navigate Out Of There Safely...
However, Pria Takes Over And Manages To Get Them Out Of There Safely With Only Damage To Their Communications Array, Realizing That They'll Have To Make Repairs, Pria Suggests Visiting A Consortium Base That's One Day Away From Where They Are...
Plus They Can Drop Her Off So, It's A Win Win, Despite Kelly Not Liking The Idea Of Pria Dictating Their Course And Ignoring The Fact That She Just Saved Their Butts So On This I'd Say Kelly Is In The Wrong Here As Pria Has Earned The Crew's Trust By Doing That...
However, To Be Fair...
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Later, It Would Be Revealed That Kelly Was Right, So, I'd Say Both Sides Are Right In This Particular Matter...
Taking Pria To The Simulator, Ed Eventually Kisses Her And The 2 End Up Having Sex Despite Ed Wanting To Take It Slow At First..
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But Hey If I Had The Chance To Bang Charlize Theron Knowing How Sexy She Was In Reindeer Games, The Devil's Advocate And Snow White And The Huntsman, I'd Probably Do It...
The Next Day, After Gordon Discovers That Issac Cut Off His Leg, Ed And Kelly Head Down To Engineering To Discover The Device That Kelly Saw In Pria's Room In The Navigational Conduits...
Asking If It Could Be Removed, It Turns Out It's In There Tight And In Order To Get It Out They'd Have To Blast It Which Could Damage The Ship's Main Relay, Contacting Alara They Head To Pria's Quarters, Where Pria Tells Them The Truth...
She's A Time Traveler From About 400 Years Into The Future And When The Orville Originally Encountered That Dark Matter Storm The Ship Was Supposed To Be Destroyed And Everyone On It Was Supposed To Die...
Getting A Call From Lamar, Pria's Device Has Taken Control Of The Ship Placing It On A New Course To A Nearby Wormhole Where The Crew Of The Orville Will Continue To Live Their Lives In The Future While She Sells The Ship To The Highest Bidder...
Talking With Pria Alone, Ed Wonders If Everything Between Them Was A Lie But Pria Tells Him That Not Everything Was A Lie And That She Did Have Feelings For Him But He Doubts It And Tells Her To Go To Hell...
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Telling Kelly A Billion Times That She Was Right And He Was Wrong, They Try To Work On A Way To Remove The Device, They Try Blasting It, And Using Isaac To Remove It But The Blast Doesn't Work, And When Isaac Attempts To Remove It, It Completely Shuts Him Down...
Calling Gordon To His Station (Even Though His Leg Isn't Fully Generated) They Arrive At The Wormhole, With Pria Teleporting In, Ed Begs Her To Give Him Back Control Of The Orville, But She Makes A Valid Point, Stating That They Died And If She Was To Let Them Go She'd Be Altering The Timeline...
After Going Through The Wormhole, They Confront A Binzian Ship But Being Downloaded Into The Ship's Computers, Issac Manages To Get Control Of The Ship Back So They Can Get Out Of There While Kelly Deals With Pria...
With The Ship Returning To Their Own Time, Issac Returned To His Own Body And Pria In The Brig, Ed Apologizes To Kelly, Promising To Never Doubt Her Again Before Talking To Pria One Last Time, She Tries To Convince Ed That If The Orville Remains In The Timeline, Then History Will Be Altered...
But Ed Says That's Her Problem Not Theirs, Before Ordering The Bridge To Open Fire On The Wormhole, Which Not Only Destroys It But Sends Pria Back To Where She Belongs...
And That's Pria And It Gave Charlize Theron A Better Guest Starring Role Than Liam Neeson Had...
The Story Was Interesting For What It Was, There's Obviously Chemistry Between MacFarlane And Theron So I Got To Applaud Them For Using That As An Advantage Throughout The Episode, I Also Thought Some Scenes Were Pretty Funny Especially Gordon Sticking Mr. Potato Head Pieces On Issac's Face
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So Either Way, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x04 If The Stars Should Appear
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We Will Be Continuing Our Look At The Orville, With Episode 4 Of Season One, If The Stars Should Appear...
This Episode Sees Ed And The Crew Of The Orville Finding A Large Ship That Is In Danger Of Colliding Into A Nearby Star But Once They Board They Find That The Crew Has Evolved Into 2 Factions, Those That Believe There's Something Outside Of Their Ship And Those That Follow The Word Of A Deity Called Dorahl...
Will The Orville Convince The 2 Factions Of The Danger That Awaits Them If They Stay On Their Ship? Let's Find Out As We Watch, If The Stars Should Appear...
This Episode Starts On The Orville Where...Guess What? Bortus And Klyden Are Having Relationship Problems Because Of What Happened To Topa On Moclus And Surprisingly, They Want Us To Feel Sorry For This Character And Guess What? I Don't..
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Yeah, Eat Rocky Road And Watch Sound Of Music You Deserve It!
It's Like Trying To Make Us Feel Sorry About Someone Who Hates All Kaylon Because They Killed The Person They Loved And Is Out Spouting Crap About Ethics And Security Every Chance This Person Gets Even Though They Aren't The Freaking Security Chief!...
While Also Resorting To Bullying Kaylon (Who Are Good Guys In This Instance) To The Point They Commit Suicide And Disobeying Direct Orders From The Ship's Captain Because The Person's Personal Feelings Are Getting The Better Of Them!...
But, Wait That Actually Happened And Because Of That, I Say, Newsflash...
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But I'm Getting Ahead A Couple Of Seasons And I'm Talking About The Last Episode Which I Don't Want To Go Back To Unless I Absolutely Have To...
After Bortus Arrives On The Bridge, They Pick Up A 2,000 Year Old Large Ship, That Has No Power And Is Running On Inertia However, If It Continues On The Course It's Going On, It Will Colide With A Star In 6 Months...
Discovering A Small Port For Shuttles On The Lower Hull Of The Ship, Ed, Kelly, Issac, Alara And Claire Take A Shuttle Down To Check Out The Ship, But When They Dock, They Find That The Ship And The Things Inside Of It Haven't Been Used In Ages...
Eventually Taking An Elevator, They Find Themselves In The Main Dome Which Appears To Be A Bright And Sunny Area Full Of Air, Plantlife, Water, With Millions Of Lifeforms...
Realizing The Ship Is In Trouble, They Split Up Into 2 Teams, With Kelly And Alara Going Starboard While Ed And Claire Go Portside As Issac Heads Back To The Shuttle To Contact The Orville To Let Them Know What's Going On As They're Unable To Contact Anyone On The Outside In The Dome...
Uh, Hi, Why Is Issac With Ed And Claire Instead Of Staying At The Shuttle In Case God Forbid Something Happens To The People On The Ship And They Have To Contact The People On The Orville...
Or If The Orville Has To Contact The Group On The Ship Because Something Either Happens To Them Or In This Case, They Have To Leave Briefly Because Of An Emergency Nearby Their Coordinates, Which Is What Ends Up Happening In This Episode!
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It's Called A Brain, Use It!
With Ed, Claire And Issac Coming Across A Cabin, One Of The People Inside Opens Fire On The Guy, Leading Isaac To Stun The Guy So They Can Explain To The Man's Wife And Son That They Come In Peace...
But They Have No Clue What They're Talking About And Don't Believe They're On A Spaceship, However, The Son, Named Tomlin Believes Them To Be From Beyond Despite His Mother Believing That What He Speaks Is Heresy To The Word Of Their "Deity" Dorahl....
So, Tomlin Takes Ed, Claire And Issac To People Who Will Believe What They Say, But As That Is Happening, Alara Is Shot By Men Who Have Rifles And Kelly Is Captured By The 2 Men And Taken To A Nearby City...
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Taking Ed, Claire And Issac To A Barn In The Middle Of Nowhere They Meet The Leader Of The Reformers Who Tells Them That Unlike Them Who Believe In The Possibility Of "People From Beyond" The People In The City, Led By Hamelac (Played By The Arrowverse's Clock King)
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Believe That Idea To Be Heresy And That The Word Of Dorahl Is Law..
Not Exactly Excited At The Idea Of Dealing With A Dictorial Society, Ed Gets A Call From Alara, Who Calls For Help With Her Injuries, Luckily, Claire Heals Alara's Injuries In Time To Save Her...
But When They Find Out That Hamelac's Enforcers Were The Ones That Kidnapped Kelly, Issac Goes Back To The Shuttle To Find The Orville Gone With A Communication Buoy Left Behind
Disguising Themselves As Villagers, They Fight And Stun The Guards In The Capital Building But When They Enter Hamelac's Chambers They Discover That He Has Injected Kelly With A Serum That Is Making Her Feel Immense Pain...
Luckily, (Using Her Super Strength) Alara Gets Hamelac To Give Them The Antidote, Telling Hamelac What Kelly Was Trying To Tell Him, That Their Entire World Is A Massive Ship In Space And That In 6 Months, It'll Collide With A Star Killng Everyone On Board
Hamelac Believes Them To Be Insane And Sticks To His Beliefs In Dorahl Even Though He Knows There Is More To Life Than "The Word Of Dorahl" And He Doesn't Want To Shatter Their Way Of Life...
But I Like Ed's Explanation Of Why He Doesn't Want To Tell The Villagers Better, Because He Doesn't Want To Give Up His Control Of The People In The City..
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Stunning Hamelac With His Gun, They Leave The Capital Building To Reunite With The Leader Of The Reformers Who Take Them To A Door Which Has Been Made A Forbidden Area By Hamelac..
Using His Skills With Technology, Issac Manages To Get The Door Open So They Can Take An Elevator Up To What Appears To Be The Ship's Main Cockpit...
There They Find A Video From The Ship's Captain...Qui-Gon Jinn?
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Yes, Liam Neeson Makes A Cameo As The Ship's Fallen Captain, Jahavus Dorahl, Who Explains That The Ship Was Made As A First Attempt To Visit Other Planets But They Were Hit By An Ion Storm And They Became Marooned In Space, Unless Of Course, The Damage Can Repaired...
Realizing That The Civilization Evolved And Grew To The Point That They Forgot About Their Origins, Isaac States That The Repairs To The Ship Can Be Made In 24 Hours And That The Ship Has A Sunroof To Simulate Night..
So, Tellling Issac To Open The Sunroof, The People On Board The Ship (Including Hamelac) See Space For The First Time In Millenniums, Reacting In Awe...
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With The Orville Returning And The Leader Of The Reformers Wondering Wher They Go From Here, Ed Tells Them They're Going To Contact The Union To Have Them Send A Crew To Reacquaint The People Of The Ship To Their Own Ship As Now They Have A Future To Look Forward To...
And That's If The Stars Should Appear And It's A Good Episode...
Despite My Complaint About Issac Not Staying With The Shuttle In Case Something Happens To Either The Crew Of The Orville On Board The Ship Or To The Orville Itself And As Much As I Like Liam Neeson, I Felt The Cameo Was A Little Unnecessary And Felt Like A Favor That Seth MacFarlane Himself Asked For...
This Episode Had A Great Story And I Did Enjoy It, So, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off..
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x03 About A Girl
Warning: The Following Episode Of The Orville Deals With Gender Issues, If You Hate Hearing About Or Are Triggered At The Mention Of Such Things, You Have Been Warned...
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We Will Talk About Episode 3 Of Season One, About A Girl...
Now I Usually Would Talk About The Synopsis Of The Episode But I Just Want To Get Straight To Talking About The Episode, So, Let's Dive Into About A Girl...
Bortus Visits Claire In The Sick Bay To Ask Her To Perform A Sex Change Operation On Their Baby..
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Yeah, I Feel Like I'm Standing On A Landmine Just Talking About This Episode, Hell, The Moclans Themselves Are A Landmine Of Gay Relationships And Gender Identity Issues As Moclans Themselves Are Anti-Feministic Bigots That Have Relationships With Other Guys And By Chance They Do Have A Female Offspring, They Undergo Surgery To Change The Sex Of The Baby...
However, As We Would Learn In This Episode And Later Ones Down The Line, There Are A Fair Amout Of Females That Don't Conform To The Moclans Way Of Thinking And Don't Undergo The Sex Change Surgery To Fit Into Their Society...
Of Course, Claire Says No As The Infant Is Healthy And Being Born Female Is Not An "Illness" As Botus Suggests, So, He Goes To Talk To Ed Who Is In The Middle Of Filming A Million Ways To Die In The West 2...
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In The Holodeck With Gordon And Lamar, But Ed, Of Course, Says No To The Sex Change As Well, Believing It To Be Unethical And That The Kid Should Decide For Herself When She's Older, There's Also The Fact That If He Did Order Claire To Do The Surgery, It Would Be In Violation Of 100 Union Laws...
As The Whole Crew Finds Out About Bortus And Klyden's Sex Change Plans For Their Baby On The Bridge, They Eventually Recieve A Call From The Moclan Head Of Internal Affairs, Minister Kaybrak, Who Tell Them That They Are Sending A Ship To Pick Up Bortus And Klyden To Take Them Back To Moclus To Perform The Surgery On Their Baby...
With Ed Being Like...
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He Relieves Bortus Of Duty As There's A Chance That What They've Done Could Not Only Lead To A Military Conflict But Could Result In Moclus Being Thrown Out Of The Union...
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But The Odd Thing Is, Ed Wonders If They Are Doing The Right Thing As They Probably Shouldn't Judge Another Culture's Way Of Life Because It's Different From Theirs...
But Kelly Assures Him That Despite That Argument, They Still Should Have Some Universal Code Of Ethics, I Mean, What If Their Custom Was To Kill All Females? Should We Still Respect Their Culture If It Was Like That?
This Leads Them To Use The Crew To Try To Convince Bortus To Not Undergo The Procedure By Having Him Train With Alara By Boxing With Her...
As She's A Female And She's Got Super Strength So She's Not Exactly The Weakest Person Around...Yet...
But Unfortunately, Boxing Training Doesn't Work Out With Bortus, But When Gordon And Lamar Show Bortus (Of All Things) Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, He Comes To An Epiphany That Even Though He Has A Daughter, Her "Disability" Could Become An Advantage In Their Culture...
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But When He Tells Klyden About "His Discovery", He Is Still Against It And Will Not Hear Bortus' Talk Of Rudolph As He Was Born A Female...
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With Bortus Wondering Why Klyden Kept This From Him, He Tells Bortus That He Didn't Know When They First Met But He Found Out When Botus Joined The Union, He Found Out When He Was Examined By The Doctor On The Ship They Were On At The Time...
But The Real Reason Why He Didn't Tell Him Was That He Didn't Want To Lose Him And He Believed It Didn't Matter..
Upset At This, Because He Lied To Him, Bortus Exits As The Moclan Ship Is Arriving...
With Bortus And Klyden On Opposite Sides On What To Do And Ed Not Allowing The Baby To Leave The Ship Without Bortus' Consent, Bortus Decides To Request Tribunal, (Which Is A Moclan Court Pretty Much) With Kelly As Bortus' Attorney On The Matter (As No Moclan Would Dare Represent Him)...
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So, Traveling To Moclus, With The Moclan Ship (Which Has Bortus, The Baby And Klyden On Board As An Assurance That The Orville Wouldn't Make A Break For It After The Moclans Left) The Trial Begins And It Does Not Go Well
In Fact It Goes So Bad To The Point, That The Only One Who May Be Able To Stop This Farce Of A Tribunal, Is A Moclan Female, So, Contacting Isaac On Board The Orville, He Does A Planetwide Scan And Manages To Find A Moclan Female In The Mountains...
Her Name Is Haveena (Who We Will Be Seeing Again Not Only In Season 2 But Season 3) And She Is Not Only A Female But She Is Moclus' Best Poet...
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Yeah, All Through The Last Couple Of Scenes, The Moclans (Including Bortus) Have Been Quoting Poetry From A Moclan Writer Named Gondus Elder, And It Turns Out That Haveena Is Gondus Elder, She's Just Been Using A Surname All Her Life...
But...
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The Moclans Are So Bigoted And So Anti-Feminist, That They Decide That The Procedure Should Happen...
This Decision Not Only Made Me Hate The Moclans But It Made Me Hate The Character Of Klyden For A While (He Would Be Redeemed In My Eyes In Season 3, But Still It Made Me Dislike Him For A While)
And You Want To Know The Worse Part Of This, Bortus Doesn't Break Up With Klyden Because Of This Or The Fact That He Lied To Him Throughout Their Relationship...
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Yes, The Moclans Are Like Drax The Destroyer, They Don't Get Emotional Much And They Don't Understand The Concept Of Humor, But Bortus Seemed Pretty Pissed Off When Klyden Told Him He Used To Be A Female And He's Entitled To Feel That Way...
In Fact, Bortus Blames Klyden For Months After This Incident, Leading Him To Get Addicted To Porn (But I Won't Get Into That Until Another Episode) But I Kinda See Why He Didn't Because Moclans Divorces Are Pretty Bloody...
But Despite My Opinion On This, It Would Be Rectified In Season 3 So, I'm Not Holding A Grudge Against It Anymore...
Anyway, They Name The Baby Topa As The Episode Ends...
And That's About A Girl, Probably The Most Difficult Episode Of A Series That I've Ever Had To Write About And I Honestly Don't Know What To Say About It...
It's Not A Bad Episode, It's Just I Honestly Don't Know What To Say About It As It's One Of Those Situations Where Everyone Is Going To Have Opinions On What The Right Choice Is...
My Personal Opinion Is That No One Should Conform To What Society Believes To Be Right Unless They Want To And In This Case, No, I Don't Think Topa Should've Had The Operation Until She Was Old Enough To Make The Decision For Herself...
But Ed Made A Good Point Too, Just Because Another Culture Is Different Than Ours, Do We Have The Right To Judge Them For It?
And For That, I Will Leave You Guys To Think Of The Answer Of That Question For Yourselves, Until Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x02 Command Performance
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where Today We're Continuing Our Look At The Orville By Looking At Episode 2 Of Season One, Command Performance...
This Episode Sees Ed And Kelly Being Taken Prisoner By A Mysterious Enemy Which Forces Alara To Assume Command As Bortus Is On Leave As Him And His Partner, Klyden Have Laid An Egg And Thus Bortus Must Sit On It For Incubation...
Will Ed And Kelly Be Saved? Will Alara Figure Out How To Lead A Ship In A Time Of Crisis? And What Will Bortus And Klyden Have? A Boy Or A Girl? Only People Who Have Seen This Episode Are Sure To Know The Answer...
So, Let's Dive Into Command Performance...
The Episode Starts With Bortus Visiting Ed To Ask For A Leave Of Absence As He Has Laid An Egg And Him And Klyden (Played By Chad L. Coleman) Are Going To Have A Child After Ed Grants Bortus His Leave Of Absence And The Show's Intro...
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Ed Goes To The Bridge Where They Receive A Distress Signal From A Transport That's Being Attacked By The Krill, After Sending A Reply Message, They Head Off To Rescue The Ship In Distress...
Arriving The Ship's Coordinates, They Scan For Life Signs Only To Discover The Ship Is Scanning Them As Well...
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Hailing The Ship, They Discover That The Ship Was Raided By A Krill Destroyer And They Not Only Have Injured People But They're In Need Of Extensive Repairs, Sending A Manifest Of What They Need, It Turns Out That Ed's Parents (Played By Holland Taylor And Jeffery Tambor) Are On Board The Ship
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Ok, Yes, Jeffrey Tambor Is Briefly In This Episode, If You're Triggered By This In Anyway Do Not Read About This This Episode, You've Been Warned...
Trigger Warning Aside, Ed And Kelly Leave Alara In Charge (Despite Alara Having Doubts That She's Command Material) As They Decide To Go Over And Rescue The Crew Of The Ship, But When They Do...
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And They're Instantly Transported To Somewhere Else As The Ship Disappears, Revealing Itself To Be A Buoy Of Some Kind...
With Nothing On Sensors And Alara Panicking Like Crazy, She Goes To See Bortus But He's No Help And Doesn't Give Any Advice Cause All He Cares About Is Incubating His Egg, Eventually Coming To Her Senses After Having A Drink And Throwing Up...
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She Tells Gordon To Send The Ship Back Remotely Before Attempting To Bring In The Buoy With The Ship's Tractor Beam Only For It To Blow Up, Severely Damaging The Shuttle Bay Doors And The Ship...
Our Leader, Everybody...
After Seeing The Damage That Her Careless Thinking Caused, Alara Goes To Visit Claire To Tell Her That She Honestly Can't Do This And Asks Her To Come Up With Some Reason That She's Unfit To The Job, But Despite Being Unwilling To Do That She Does Tell Alara That Command Is All About The Balance Between Inspiring Confidence In Your Leadership And Knowing When To Trust Your People...
Yes, She Freaked Out And Lost Control But The Question Now Lies Did She Learn From Her Mistake? Or To Quote Yoda, The Best Teacher, Failure Is...
Meanwhile, Ed And Kelly Appear To Wake Up Back On Earth In Their Old Apartment And Honestly Don't Know What To Think, Trying To Break Down The Door And Coming Up With Many Theories, One Being Time Travel...
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But Back On The Ship, Issac Finds Out That There Was A Concentrated Pulse Of Molecular Transport Directed Away From The Buoy, Traveling Along A Certain Trajectory And If So, There May Still Be Traces Of That Pulse...
Diverting Power To The Forward Scanners,They Find Out That The Destination They Went To Is The Calivon System, But Unfortunately Admiral Tucker Forbids Them From Doing So And They're Ordered To Return To Earth...
Alara Follows Orders At First But After The Crew Including Gordon And Lamar Start To Hate Her For Giving Up So Easily....
To Which I Say, Screw You Guys, She's Only Following Orders...
She Eventually Says What The Hell? Let's Go To The Calivon System...
Because Giving Into Peer Pressure Is Always The Answer To Everything...
Ok, She May Have Had A Little Bit Of Influencing From Claire But Still, It Was Wrong Of Gordon And Lamar To Be Jerks To Alara For Making A Command Decision...
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Back In The Calivon System, After Spending The Night In What Appeared To Be Their Old Apartment, It's Revealed To Kelly And Ed That They're Actually In A Calivon Zoo..
Turned Out The Buoy Scanned Their Computers And Created A Customized Holographic Lure, Once They Capture Them They Recreate Their Natural Environment Based On The Collected Data And Once They've Acclimated The Holographic Walls Disappear And They Become The New Exhibit...
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Arriving At The Boarder Of Calivon Space, Isaac Comes Up With A Plan To Use The Calivon's Own Technology Against Them By Making The Orville To Appear To Be A Calivon Ship, But In Order For It To Work All Non-Essential Systems Will Need To Be Shut Down...
Once They Disguise The Ship, They Come Across A Planet Guarded By Calivon Where They Detect 2 Human Life Signs, Taking Issac Down With Her (As Kaylons Believe Themselves To Be As Intellectually Superior As The Calivon Do) They Eventually Find Ed And Kelly Before Having A Talk With The Person Who Runs The Zoo...
They Attempt To Say That Kelly And Ed Have A Disease That Will Infect The Other Exhibits, The Zookeeper Decides To Activate The Euthanasia Sweep Of Their Cell But They Make A Better Offer Saying That They'll Take Them Off Of The Zookeeper's Hands In Exchange For A Better Exhibit Which Turns Out To Be (Of All Things) Reality TV...
Which Is Actually The Best Idea Ever As If Anyone Belongs In A Zoo It's The Khardashians...
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And So, Our Episode Ends With Alara Getting The Sapphire Star And Bortus And Klyden's Egg Finally Hatching To Reveal They Had A Girl But We'll Open That Can Of Worms, In The Next Episode...
This Episode Was Ok, While Not As Good As The First Episode, It Was Still An Interesting Story And I Did Enjoy Some Of The Scenes Of Ed And Kelly In The Calivon Zoo And Some Of The Scenes With Alara Were Really Good As Well...
Either Way, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Orville 1x01 Old Wounds
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where Today We Will Be Starting Our Look At The Orville, Starting With Season One And The First Episode, Old Wounds...
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This Series Is Pretty Much Seth MacFarlane's Star Trek, With MacFarlane As The Ship's Captain, Ed Mercer, Him And His Crew (Including His Ex-Wife (Played By Adrienne Palicki) Who's The Ship's First Mate)...
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Go On Many Adventures Throughout The Galaxy While Also Trying To Keep Peace With The Various Alien Species That Are In The Planetary Union Whether They Be Human, Xelayan, Moclan, Or Kaylon...
So Without Further Ado, Let's Dive Into Episode 1 Of The Orville, Old Wounds...
The Episode Starts On Earth In 2418, Where We Meet Ed Mercer Who Catches His Wife, Kelly Grayson In Bed With An Alien Named Darulio...
Huh, So That's What Led To Lance Hunter And Mockingbird's Divorce...
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Also, How Do I Know The Alien's Name Is Darullio? Well, This Comes Up Again In Another Episode Later This Season Which Kinda/Sort Of Fixes This Whole Cheating Thing With Ed And Kelly So, Stay Tuned...
Fast Forwarding To One Year Later, Mercer Has A Meeting With Admiral Martin Stien...Halsey (Played By Frequent Guest Star Firestorm...Uh..Victor Garber)
Yeah, I Can't Help But See Victor Garber As Either Half Of Firestorm In The Arrowverse, Daddy Warbucks In Annie Or Mr. Andrews In Titanic Because He Was So Good Those Roles...
In Fact, I Believe When He Was Working On Season One Of The Orville, He Was Also On Legends Of Tomorrow, So I Commend Him For Going Back And Forth Between The 2 Series Cause That Is Honestly Serious Commitment To Your Craft As An Actor...
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Anyway, Ed's Been Down On His Luck Since Him And Kelly Got Divorced, So Halsey Throws Him A Bone By Giving Him Command Of His Own Ship, The U.S.S. Orville, Which Is An Exploratory Craft Despite Him Not Being Everyone's First Choice To Do So..
But Ready For The Responsibility, Ed Recruits His Best Friend, Gordon Malloy (Played By Scott Grimes) To Be The Ship's New Helmsman And They Head Up To The Ship Where They Meet The Rest Of The Crew...
Which Includes Dr. Claire Finn (Played By Penny Johnson Jerald), Who Was Probably The Only Other Cast Member I Knew Aside From Seth MacFarlane And Adrienne Palicki As She Was On Another Show I Watched, Castle...
Alara Kitan, A Xelayan (Played By Halston Sage) Whose Species Has Super Strength And Is The Ship's Chief Of Security, Lieutenant John Lamar (Played By J. Lee) Who Is The Ship's Navigator And Additional Helmsman...
Lieutenant Commander Bortus, A Moclan (Played By Peter Macon) Whose Species Is A Male Dominated Species Who Believes Women To Be Inferior So Expect Alot Of Issues When It Comes To Those Guys...
And Issac, A Kaylon And The Ship's Science Officer, Who Species Is Somewhat Racist Against Humans But Is At Least Willing To Attempt Possible Relations Between Kaylon And The Union By Studying Human Behavioral Patterns...
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Yeah, I Know It's A Mouthful But Still...
With Their First Mission Being To Deliver Supplies To The Science Station On A Planet Called Epsilon 2, They Take Off On Their First Voyage...
Getting A Call From Halsey, He Tells Them That An Executive Officer Has Become Available And Will Rendezvous With Them At Space Station 794...
That However Is The Good News, Bad News Is, It's His Ex-Wife, Kelly...
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Of Course, Ed Tries To Fight This But Halsey Tells Him That She Was The Only One Qualified For The Role And That She Requested It...
Now, I Can See Ed's Point Of View, This Is His Ex-Wife Who Cheated On Him And He Can't Handle Reopening Old Wounds So To Speak But Halsey Is Right, If He Makes A Stink About This It'll Make Him Look Bad, Especially Now That He's A Captain Of A Ship, So Suck It Up And Deal With It...
Arriving At Space Station 794, Kelly Boards The Ship And Apologizes To Ed Saying She's Never Felt Sorrier For What She Did To Him Than Anything She's Ever Done In Her Entire Life...
In Fact She Felt So Bad About What She Did, She Wanted To Make It Up To Him By Being His Executive Officer, And What Does Ed Do After Kelly Opens Her Heart To Him, Be An Asshole...
I Would Suggest Going To Couples Counseling Before Considering Divorce Especially With How Bad Kelly Feels But They Mention It So, That Idea Is...
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Tired Of Ed's Crap Against Her, Kelly Says As Soon As Another Executive Officer Is Available, She'll Leave...
Arriving At Epsilon 2, They Contact The Science Station And Say To Bring Down The Supplies, However, When The Leader Of The Science Team, Dr. Aronov Contacts Them, Apologising Saying That They Don't Need Supplies But Come Down To The Surface As He'll Explain Everything When They're Down There...
Placing Bortus In Charge, Ed, Kelly, Claire And Alara Go Down To The Surface Where Aronov Tells Them That They Called Them Because They Need Protection From A Species Known As The Krill...
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Who Are After A Device Aronov And His Fellow Scientists Created Which Can Fast Forward Time Itself On Various Objects And People...
Hearing The Specifics On The Device Which Involves Quantum Field Technology, Claire Tells Ed And Kelly That Aronov's Device Is Theoretically Possible...
But Despite The Technological Advantages Of The Device, There Are Disadvantages Including The Possibility That In The Wrong Hands, It Could Be Used As A Weapon, Which Is Why They're There...
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And Unfortunately, Aronov's Fears Are Real As When Ed Tries To Contact The Ship, One Of The Scientists Is Revealed To Be Working With The Krill, He Even Kills One Of Aronov's Scientists With The Device, Aging Her Instantly To Old Age...
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Taking Claire Hostage As A Krill Ship Arrives Near The Orville Which Has Gone To Red Alert And Raised Deflector Screens, The Mad Scientist Tells Ed To Tell His Ship That The Krill Mean No Harm Or He'll Kill Claire...
But Using Her Super Strength, Alara Rips A Piece Of Machinery Off Of The Wall And Knocks The Scientist Out, Which Gives Ed The Opportunity To Tell The Orville To Keep The Weapons Charged And The Deflectors Up Until They Return...
Grabbing The Device, The Crew Down On The Planet Deal With The Krill That Are On The Planet As Best As They Can While The Ship Fires On The Krill Ship, As Gordon Some Impressive Moves While Doing So...
Eventually Reaching The Shuttle And Returning To The Ship Despite Losing Navigational Control After The Orville Is Severely Damaged By The Krill Ship When They Lose Their Deflector Shields, They're Contacted By The Krill Ship Who Is Demanding That They Surrender And Prepare To Be Boarded...
Hailing The Krill Commander, Ed And Kelly Try To Keep The Guy Distracted By Talking About Their Marriage...
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But It Doesn't Work For Long And With The Engines Only At Partial Power, They Decide To Give Him The Device Along With A Glued Redwood Seed On It Which When Activated Will Cause A Tree To Grow Destroying The Krill Ship In The Process...
And Of Course, Once They Send The Activation Code, It Works And The Ship Is Destroyed...
Returning To Union Central, Kelly Tells Ed That A New Executive Officer Is Available But Ed Gives Kelly Credit For Saving The Ship And For Being Better At Solving Problems Than He Is, So He Asks Her To Stay...
Only For Kelly To Visit Admiral Halsey Where He Admits To Us That Kelly That Pleaded To The Admirals To Give Ed Command Of The Orville And They Wouldn't Have Done It If She Didn't...
So We Have That Bag Of Worms To Open Up In A Later Episode And Yes, Ed Does Find Out...
But That's Old Wounds And Despite My Problems With The Episode, I Did Like It...
Yes, I Feel There Are Other Ways They Should Have Solved Certain Things But Despite That The Action And Story Were Pretty Good For This Episode So, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x06 One World, One People
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We Are Doing The Final Episode Of Falcon And The Winter Solider, So, Let's Dive In...
The Episode Starts After The Incident At The GRC Has Started, Bucky And Sharon (Who Is Pulling A Black Widow) Are At The Scene And Sam (In His New Costume) Is On His Way..
As Karli Sees Sam Arrive, The Flags Smasher Members Inside Throw Gas Bombs Which Cause The GRC Members To Evacuate The Conference Room Only To Met By The Flags Smasher Members Who Were In The Room With Them, But Then...
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Whoo!
Sam Enters In His New Comic Accurate Captain America Outfit!
Knowing That It's A Misdirect, Sam Orders Bucky To Keep Everyone Inside, But Before Sam Can Do Anything He's Confronted By Batroc Who's Out For Payback...
And I Got To Tell You Batroc...
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As Sam Fights Batroc, Bucky And Sharon Enter The Building Only For Bucky To Be Encountered By A Flags Smasher Who Tells Him That Karli Wants To Talk With Him But As She Talks With Bucky The Flags Smashers Manage To Get The GRC Council In A Security Truck Which They Steal..
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As Bucky Goes After The Hostages On Foot, While Sam Says Screw Batroc And Goes After More GRC Members Who Are On A Helicopter, Using A New And Improved Redwing, He Does A Social Media Search To See If Any Of The GRC Members Have Any Flight Experience And Finds One That Actually Does..,
Calling That Person On Her Phone, He Tells Her To Count From 5 And Then Take The Controls,,.
By 2, Sam Throws His Shield At The Pilot And The Woman Takes The Controls...
Meanwhile, Karli Talks With The Flags Smashers, Knowing That The Cars Will Arrive Soon And Says That The Worse Case Scenario If Everything Goes Wrong Is To Kill The Hostages...
Of They Know That This Wasn't The Plan, They Were Going To Use Them To Negotiate But Karli's Like We Gotta Stop That Vote And Either Way, Our Message Gets Out To The World...
But Before They Leave Karli Goes One World But Instead Everyone Saying One People Everyone Is Silent Before Karli Says Again...
One World!
And Of Course They All Go, One People...
No Offense, You Guys But Have Any Of You Seen Les Miserables, If You Haven't I'll Give You A Hint, It Doesn't End Well For The Revolutionaries!
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But Unfortunately When The Trucks Stop And Karli Arrives Not Only Does Bucky Arrive To Fight Some Of The Flags Smashers But We Suddenly Hear A...
Morganthau!
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Yep, Walker's Back...In Crazy Mode...
Karli Tries To Say To Waker, Look, I Didn't Mean To Kill Your Friend I Don't Hurt People That Don't Matter But Of Course Walker Is Like...
You Saying Lemar's Life Didn't Matter!?!
Anyway This Leads To A Fight With Karli And The Flags Smashers Vs Walker And His Homemade Captain America Cosplay Shield...
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While Bucky Manages To Get The GRC Members Out Of One Trucks Which Is On Fire, Eventually Saving The GRC Members In The One Truck , Bucky Moves On To Go After A Member Of The Flags Smashers While Walker Deals With The Other Flags Smashers Before Going After Karli...
Losing Walker, Karli Moves One Of The Trucks To A Construction Site Near Where Bucky Is, So It Can Fall And Kill Everyone...
Walker Chooses To Save The Truck But While Attempting To Be Comes Under Attack By Flags Smashers And The Truck Falls But Is Saved In The Nick Of Time By Sam With The Help Of 2 Drones He Has To Help Lift It....
One Guy In The Audience Is Like That's The Black Falcon! But Then Another Guy Is Like Nah, That's Captain America...
Yes!
With Batroc Giving The Flags Smashers An Escape Route, Karli And 3 Flags Smashers Enter A Building Going In Separate Directions With Sam Going After Karli And Bucky And Walker Going After The Others...
Karli Runs Into Sharon Who Not Only Reveals Herself To Be The Power Broker But Also Shoots Batroc As Karli Shoots Sharon...
Hearing The Gunshots, Sam Follows The Sounds And Runs Into Karli And Sharon On The Ground, This Leads To A Fight With Karli Punching Sam But Sam Not Fighting Back, Still Having Hope He Can End This Peacefully...
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Meanwhile As That's Going On, Walker And Bucky Lure The The Other Flag Smashers Into A Trap As Walker Quotes Lincoln...
And The One Sided Fight Between Sam And Karli Is Still Going On With Karli Going
"Fight Me! Fight Back!"
But Then Suddenly We Hear Gunshots From Sharon Who Has Shot Karli, Who Is On The Floor And With Her Dying Breath Says I'm Sorry...
Flying Down Like An Angel From Heaven, Sam Carries Karli's Body To An Ambulance, Where He's Confronted By 3 Members Of The GRC And He Talks With Them About The Act They're Thinking About Passing In A Speech That I Can't Do Justice Here...
All I Can Say Is That If There Are Any Haters, Karens, Fans Of Donald Trump And Republicans In Both Congress And The World...
You Need To Hear This Speech Because It Was Meant For Each And Every One Of You...
And I Know There Are People Going "Oh, I Don't Want To Hear This In A Show Like This" And I Get The Idea Of Escapism, I Do, But This Is A Problem We Can't Escape From And This Speech Has To Be Heard...
So, Whoever Wrote This Speech In This Episode, Thank You And God Bless You, I Hope You Get A Golden Globe Nomination For This....
With The Other Flags Smashers Going To The Raft, We Hear A Security Guard Saying One World, One People As The Flags Smashers Board The Truck But Suddenly Kaboom! They're Dead!
But Who Killed Them?
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You Got To Be Kidding Me!
Yep, Turns Out Zemo's Butler Was Ordered By Zemo To Kill The Other Flags Smashers...Possibly...
Because Val Jokes To Walker's Wife That She Was Possibly Behind The Attack Or Maybe Not
I Don't Know...It's Complicated
Anyway, Walker Comes Out In An Outfit Similar To His Old Suit As Val Says Things Are Going To Get Weird And When They're Done, They Won't Need A Captain America, They're Going To Need A U.S. Agent!
Now, We Get To The Severe Emotional Part..,Oh, God No, Bucky Don't Do This!
No, I Must Go On...
Bucky Visits His Friend, Tori And Tells Him That Not Only Was His Son Killed By The Winter Solider But That He Is The Winter Solider As Well...
So, Not Only Is That Friendship Over But The Short Relationship With His Somewhat Girlfriend Is Also Over...
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But The Good News Is That Bucky Crosses Out All The Names On His List And Sends A Thank You Note To Peggy Hitler
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Visiting Isaiah Who Saw Sam's Speech With His Son (Torres Saw It Too At The Army Base) He Gives Sam Credit, He May Not Be A Martin, Malcolm Or Mandela But He's Special But Despite Warning Sam That He Had Alot Of Fights Ahead Of Him, Sam Tells Isaiah To Clean Up As He Has Something To Show Him...
With Isaiah's Grandson Wondering Where They're Going, They Head To The Captain America Exhibit At The Smithsonian Where Sam Has Had Them Create A Part Of The Exhibit In Honor Of Isaiah Including A Gold Statue Of Him. With Isaiah All Emotional, Sam Tells Him, Now, They'll Never Forget What You Did For This Country...
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Anyway, It's Party Time!
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Oh, Dear God! Who Invited The Titanic Rapping Dog? Get Him Out Of Here!
Anyway, As Everyone Celebrates We Get A New Title Card Of Captain America And The Winter Solider Before We Get An End Credits Scene Where Sam Kept His Word To Sharon And She Is Not Only Allowed Back In The Country But Is Allowed To Work In Her Old Job
After The Meeting, Sharon Talks With Someone Saying " To Start Lining Up Buyers As They're About To Have Access To Government Secrets, Prototype Weapons, You Name It,..
When I First Heard Wind That Sharon Carter Might Be The Power Broker I Thought That It Was Not Only A Betrayal Of The Carter Legacy But The Character Of Sharon Carter In General...
But Then I Came Up With 2 Theories Of Why She Might Do This, #1, And This Is The One Everyone Is Going With And That's That She's A Skrull And 2, She Is Undercover, Working With Nick Fury And Talos To Gather Weapons And Secrets For The Upcoming Invasion...
Either Way, It Leads Back To Secret Invasion, Which Is A Disney + Series Event That's In The Works Right Now That Will Have Samuel L. Jackson Returning As Nick Fury And Ben Mandelson Who Played Talos In Captain Marvel, There Was Also A Scene In Wandavision That Monica Rambeau Might Be Working With Them, So, Either Way, Stay Tuned...
As For This Episode And The Entire Series In General, I Think It Is One Of The Best Shows On Disney + Next To The Mandelorian...
The Story And Characters Are Well Written Either Way, This Is A Show Worth Watching And I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x05 Truth
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where We Continue Our Look At The Falcon And The Winter Solider By Looking At Episode 5 Truth...
And All I Can Say, Folks Is That Alot Of Things And Stories Get Wrapped Up Enough So We're Ready For The Big Finale In Episode 6, So Let's Take A Look At Truth...
Taking Place Directly After...
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John Walker Goes Into Hiding And Is Just Like...
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But He's Just Like "Hey, This Happened But I Got To Go On" However, He's Confronted By Sam And Bucky Who Are Like, John, We Get What You Did It Was Heat Of The Moment Thing, No One Else Needs To Get Hurt, Give Us The Shield And Surrender, If You Explain What Happened, They May Consider Your Record...
But Crazy John Comes Back And Goes, I See What This Is But You Don't Want To Do This, And Bucky Who Has Had Enough Of This Guy Is Like, Yeah, We Really Want To,..
And From Here We Get An Amazing Fight Scene Between These 3 And It's Probably One Of The Best In The Series..
Eventually It Ends With Walker Tearing Off Falcon's Wings And Fighting Bucky But During That Fight Sam Gets The Shield From Walker Before Knocking Him Out Completely...
With Bucky Leaving To Find Zemo And Sam Reporting To Torres Who He Tells That The GRC Is Conducting Raids To Find And Arrest Karli But Have Only Found Her Followers And Also That With Walker Killing A Foreign National Has Become So Much Of An International Incident To The Point That The Government Is Taking Over Jurisdiction...
And The Whole Camp Cordoned Off And Karli A Ghost All They Can Do For Now Is Sit Tight And Chill, Leaving His Wings With Torres, Sam Tells Him To Keep Them....
Held On Trial For What He Did, Walker Is Stripped Of His Title As Captain America Effective Immediately And They Don't Even Let Him Defend Himself On It, Instead They Treat Him Like A 5 Year Old In Timeout,
Despite What Walker Wanted To Say Being The Truth, That They Built Him And That He Only Did What They Asked Of Him, What They Told Him To Be And What They Trained Him To Do And He Did It...
But Instead Of Even Taking That Into Consideration They're Like Ok, For Speaking Out Like That We're Also Giving You A Dishonorable Discharge With No Rank Or Retirement Benefits, Want Jail Time? Keep Talking, Pal! And For That Alone, I Say To These Guys..
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Look, They Had A Right To Strip Walker Of Being Captain America (That Was A Done Deal) But Not To Force Retirement On Him And To Take Away His Benefits, No, They Had No Right To Do That Especially When He Did What They Wanted Him To Do And That Until Now, His Record Was Spotless...
So, With Walker And His Wife Rightfully Pissed At The Council's Decision, They Are Confronted By Countessa Valentina Allegra De Fontaine (Played By Princess Atta From A Bugs Life?) Or Val For Short Who Tells Him That Killing That Flags Smasher And Taking The Serum Was The Right Decision To Do....
And The Second Best Choice He Could Make Is Picking Up The Phone When She Calls Him, But Before She Leaves She Tells Walker Not To Worry About The Shield As It Doesn't Really Belong To The Government...
Meanwhile, Karli And The Flags Smashers Visit One Of Their Hideouts Only To Discover That Everyone Was Arrested For Harboring Them, This Gets Karli So Pissed To The Point That She Decides To Take The Fight To The GRC...
Visiting The Sokovia Memorial, Bucky Finds Zemo Who Warns Him That Karli Is Too Radicalized To Be Let Go She Has To Be Dealt With But Bucky Is Like Thanks For The Advice But We're Going A Different Way As He Points A Gun To Zemo's Head
But As He Goes To Shoot Zemo, He Fires Only To Reveal To Zemo That There's (Imitatating John Mclane) No Bullets...
And The Dora Milaje Arrive To Take Zemo Away But Before He Does He Tells Bucky That He Crossed His Name Out In Bucky's Book And That He Holds No Grudges Against Him...
With Ayo Taking Zemo To The Raft She Tells Bucky To Let This Pass And Stay Away From Wakanda For A While, He's Like That's Fair But Before You Go, I Need A Favor...
What Is That Favor? We'll Find Out Later!
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Returning To Baltimore, Sam Visits Isaiah Bradley To Ask Him What Went Wrong With Him, And He Tells Sam That He Among A Group Of Boys That Were Given Shots Of The Serum (Which They Said Were Tetnus Shots) And Were Sent To Different Camps...
One By One, Each Of Them Got Sick And Died But Not Isaiah And When A Few Boys Got Captured On A Mission, Isaiah Pulled A Steve Rogers And Went Out To The POW They Were At And Rescued Them Only To Return To Be Placed In A Government Lab Where He Was Experimented On Until One Day A Nurse Took Pity On Him And Had Him Declared Dead...
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(Don't Let The Dawson's Creek Gif Fool You, I'm Not Making Fun Of This, I Truly Feel For Isaiah And The Pain And Suffering He Went Through)
With Sam Saying That The World Is Different Now And That We Need To Tell Someone About This, Isaiah Is Like You Think I Wouldn't Be Dead In A Day If You Brought Me Out? They Were Worried That My Story Might Get Out To The Point That They Erased Any Records Of Me...
And That One Way Or Another They Will Never Let A Black Man Be Captain America And Even If They Did, No Self Respecting Black Man Would Want To Be...
Returning Home To His Sister And Her Family, She Tells Sam That He Wins And That They Can't Sell The Boat Because It's Too Damaged, So, Sam Calls In Some Favors Around Town To Help Him Fix The Boat...
Eventually, Bucky Shows Up As Well To Help Fix The Boat And To Deliver A Package From Wakanda (AkA Bucky's Favor) This Leads To A Small Montage...
With Bucky Deciding To Take Off, Sam Just Tells Him To Stay With Them On The Condition That Bucky Doesn't Flirt With His Sister To Which Bucky Tells Him Ok...
Visiting Hoskins' Parents To Tell Them What Happened To Lemar And That He Killed The Person Responsible (Despite Karli Being Responsible For Their Son's Death) Afterwards Walker Passes By A Poster Of Him As Captain America And Walker Is Like I Am Captain America...
Afterwards We Go To Sharon Who's Talking With Somebody Saying That She Has A Job For Them And She Can Pay Them Double Before We Cut To Bucky Who's Waking Up To See Sam's Nephews Playing With The Shield Only To Put It Back When They See Bucky Waking Up...
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We Then Get A Few Moments With Sam And Bucky Both On The Boat And In The Backyard Throwing The Shield Where Bucky Starts Seeing Sam's Point And Says That When Steve Gave Him The Shield, He Didn't Understand The Implications Of What It Would Feel Like For A Black Man To Be Given That Shield...
And That That Shield Is The Closest Thing To A Family He Had, So, When He Lent It To The Smithsonian It Just Felt Like His Family Was Going Away
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Asking Bucky If He's Still Having Nightmares, Sam Suggests To Not Just Stop All The Wrongdoers That He Rose To Power As The Winter Solider And Actually Do The Work...
Deciding To Take Off, Bucky Tells Sam That If He Hears Anything About The Flags Smashers He'll Be There To Help Him...
Next Day, Sam And His Sister Are About To Finish The Boat By Painting Over The Name Of It But His Sister Stops Sam And Is Like "Don't, Just Don't, You're Right, We Can't Sell It" Before We Get A Heart To Heart Between The Brother And Sister...
Talking About Isaiah, Sam Tells Sarah "If I Were In His Shoes, I'd Feel The Same Way But What Would Be The Point Of All That Pain And Sacrifice If I Wasn't Willing To Stand And Keep Fighting", Cue The Training Montage!
Meanwhile, In Central Park, Karli Gets Help From Batroc The Leaper (Who's Out For Revenge For Sam Screwing Him In Libya) While They Attempt To Stop The GRC Vote With The Help Of Other Followers Who Are In The Park...
And This Girl's Tech Is So Advanced It Makes Me Wonder If Donald Trump Is Using This On His Groupies...
(Imitating Trump) One World, One People...
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Exactly, Joe, Exactly...
Getting A Call From Torres Saying That He's Found Phone Pings From Where The Flags Smashers Hit All Over Europe And One Has Just Popped Up In New York...
Taking This As A Sign, Sam Suits Up In His New Outfit As The Flags Smashers Start Their Attack
But Before The Episode Ends We Get A Mid Credits Scene Of Walker Creating A New Shield...
This Episode While Creating Alot Of Feels And Emotions, Wrapped Up A Few Storylines And Was All Around A Great Episode...
Except For One Small Thing..,
Julia Louis Dreyfuss...
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And I Can Already Hear People Writing Comments...
Just Hear Me Out...
I Am Not A Big Fan Of Her Work, I Never Saw Seinfeld, I Never Watched The New Adventures Of Old Christine And I Never Watched Veep, And The Only Films I've Seen Her In Were A Bug's Life And National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation...
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Yeah, That Happened...
So, I Just Don't See Her As An Anti-Nick Fury That's Putting Together A Dark Avengers/Thunderbolts Type Team, It's Like Placing Melissa McCarthy Or Jane Lynch In This Role. Their Forte Is Comedy Like Julia Louis Dreyfusses Is And That Where She Belongs...
And I Know That A Comedian Taking A Serious Role Does Work Once In A While, Just Look At Chris Pratt, Jim Carrey And Robin Williams For Good Examples But In This Case, I'm Not Sure It Will...
And At This Point Of The Game, One Wrong Casting Decision Could Lead To The Downfall Of The MCU As We Know It...
Anyway, Until Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x04 The Whole World Is Watching
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Where We Are Continuing Our Look At The Falcon And The Winter Soldier By Looking At Episode 4..
And In This Episode, Wakanda And John Walker Interphere With Sam And Bucky's Mission With Zemo To Deal With Karli And The Flags Smashers...
How Are Sam And Bucky Going To Handle Them And Deal With Karli At The Same Time? Let's Find Out..
The Episode Starts With A Flashback To Bucky's Time In Wakanda, Revealing How Bucky Was Cured Of His Winter Solider Programming, Before We Cut Back To Now Where The Member Of The Dora Milaje Named Ayo, Is Like We Freed You From The Winter Solider Programming And You Stab Us In The Back By Freeing The Guy Who Killed Our King?
But Of Course, Bucky Tells Her That He Has Information We Need So She Tells Him That, Fine, We'll Give Eight Hours But Then We're Coming For Him...
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Telling Sam That The Wakandans Are Onto Them Also That Karli Bombed A GRC Depot And That They're Promising More Attacks If Their Demands Aren't Met, This Gets Zemo Realizing That Karli Is Getting Worse And That Is The Only Way To Beat Her Now Is To Just Kill Her...
But Despite Sam Believing That There Is Still Good In Karli And That There Must Be A More Peaceful Way, Zemo Believes Otherwise, Telling Sam That He's Just Seeing Something In Karli That's Not There Anymore...
And Going Back To Captain America: The First Avenger And Remembering What Erkstiene Told Steve About The Nature Of The Super Solider Serum, Zemo's Right About This...
Realizing That This Mama Donya Was Like A Pillar Of The Community, And That There Might Be A Funeral, They Decide To Go Talk With Some People Around The Area Where Karli And The Flag Smashers Were But Everyone There Is Like...
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And Just Walk Off...
But Zemo Manages To Get The Information From A Little Girl After Giving Her Some Candy..
Using The Info As Leverage To Save Himself From The Dora Milaje And/Or Walker, Sam Contacts Sharon Asking Her To Keep An Eye On The Camp By Hacking A Satellite Or 2 To Do So...
But As They Go To The Funeral, They Run Into Walker And Hoskins Who They Fill In On The Plan, But Despite Walker Thinking It's A Bad Idea, Hoskins Thinks That They Should Let Sam Go Through With His Plan...
Arriving To Where Karli Is, Walker Gives Sam 10 Minutes Before He Does Things His Way, After The Funeral Sam Confronts Karli And Talks With Her...
And...They Agree And Disagree On Various Things, With Karli Saying That Despite What Zemo Said, She's Not A Supremacist, In Fact She's Trying To End Supremacy, And Sam Is Like, I Agree With What You're Doing, I Just Don't Agree With The Way You're Going About It...
But Walker...Oh...Walker...He's Huffing And Puffing And Is Ready To Blow The House Down By Saying He's Going In, Bucky Tries To Stop Him But Walker Just Tells Him Look, You May Be A Super Solider But Your Partner Isn't, You Want His Blood On Your Hands?
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So, Yeah, Walker Goes In And Spoils Any Chance Of Getting Karli To Surrender And She Tries To Bolt Out Of There But Eventually She Trips (Thanks To Zemo) And Drops All This Super Solider Serum That Zemo Breaks But Unfortunately Walker Finds A Vial That Wasn't Destroyed And He Just Is Like I'll Place This In My Pocket For Later...
Contacting Sharon Again, Sam Tells Her To Keep An Eye On Walker And Hoskins As Zemo Asks Him If He Would Have Taken The Super Solider Serum If Asked To Sam Tells Him No, Respecting Sam's Answer, Zemo Tells Sam They Need To Kill Karli And Her Acolytes As He Doesn't Want Another Faction Of Gods To Exist..
To Which Sam Is Like Isn't That How Gods Talk And I Have A Couple Of Theories Which I'm Not Going To Go Into Until I See Loki...
With Bucky Realizing Something Is Wrong With Walker As Walker And Hoskins Burst In, (Hi, Someone's Not Doing Their Job, Sharon) Saying To Hand Over Zemo...
But With Sam Saying That Walker Overstepped And Zemo Has Done More For Them Than Both Of Those 2 Have Done, Walker Is Getting Hyped Again And Is Like How You Want This To Go? You Want Me To Put Down The Shield?
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But Looks Like Walker Isn't The Only One Interested In Zemo As The Dora Milaje Show Up Also And Says...
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Of Course Walker Says That The Dora Milaje Have No Jurisdiction Here But Ayo Is Like The Dora Milaje Have Jurisdiction Wherever The Dora Milaje Happens To Be, But Walker Drops His Hand On Ayo's Shoulder Like An Atom Bomb And Gets His Ass Handed To Him...
So, Yeah, We Get A Big Fight Scene Here Which Ends With Zemo Escaping And Walker Delivering The Funniest Line Ever Of..They Weren't Even Super Soliders...
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Now, Look, I Have Been On Walker's Side Throughout These Reviews Saying That I Was Willing To Give Walker A Chance To Develop And He Does Develop Throughout These Episodes It's Just This Episode And One Part In The Final Episode Where He's All Chevy Chase In National Lampoons Vacation...
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I Would Have Compared Him With Tommy Wiseau But He's Not That Horrible...
I Mean It's Obvious, They Meant For This Scene To Be A Dramatic Moment For Walker As Realizes He's Not As Strong As Steve Was But It Just Came Out Funny...
Anyway, After That Scene, Walker Talks With Hoskins Out Of Uniform And He Asks Hoskins The Same Question Zemo Asked Sam About If He Would Take The Super Solider Serum If They Asked Him And Hoskins Is Like Hell, Yeah, From What I Understand It Just Takes The Best Or Worst Parts In A Person And Just Amplifies Those Qualities...
This Has Walker Then Asking Him What Would Happen To Me If I Take It, And Of Course, Hoskins Is Like Dude, You Have Three Medals Of Honor, You're The Best Guy I Know, However, Walker Says To Him Yeah, We Did But In Order To Get Those Medals We Also Had To Do Some Bad Things...
Meanwhile, Karli Contacts Sam's Sister And Tells Her To Give Sam A Message For Her Or She'll Find Her And Kill Her Family, With Sam Worried About Her Sister And Nephews, He Tells Her To Get Somewhere Safe And Use Cash Only...
Texting Karli, She Tells Sam To Meet Her At The Rooftop Above The North Plaza And To Come Alone But Bucky Doesn't Trust Her So, He Goes With....
Though Karli Says She Never Would Have Hurt Sam's Sister And Doesn't Want To Hurt Him, She Asks Sam To Either Join Her Or Let Her Go...
But Before Sam Can Answer, Sharon Calls Saying That Walker Has Found Them Which Leads To Hoskins Getting Captured And Breaking Free, It Being Revealed To Us That Walker Most Likely Took The Super Solider Serum And A Fight Where It's Sam, Bucky, Hoskins And Walker Vs The Flags Smashers...
But During The Fight, Hoskins Gets Tossed Into A Wall By Karli, Which Breaks His Neck And Kills Him Instantly...
In Revenge, Walker Goes After A Member Of The Flags Smashers (Believing It To Be Karli At First) And Just Smashes That Guys Head In With The Shield As People Are Filming Him, It's Just Horrible To See Captain America's Shield Being Used On Such A Thing...
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Yeah, That's The Type Of Thing You Would See In Mortal Kombat In Fact, It's So Horrible That That's Where The Episode Stops And We Get No Music During The Credits Whatsoever, Marvel Is Just Like You Sit There And Think About It!
Anyway, This Episode Was Both Dark And Hysterical Thanks To John Walker...
Like I Said I Stand By What I Said About John Walker In My Review Of Episode 1 But I Will Agree That There Are Moments That Are More Hysterical Than They Are Dramatic Either Way, I Know What They Were Going For...
But Either Way I Say See This Episode...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x03 Power Broker
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where Today We Continue Our Look At The Falcon And The Winter Solider By Looking At Episode 3, Power Broker
This Episode Sees Sam And Bucky Teaming Up With Zero (For Those That Don't Know Why I'm Calling Zemo Zero, Please Read My Captain America Civil War Review On The Duke Reviews Movies Tumblr Page) And Sharon Carter To Find Out Who Recreated The Super Solider Serum, What Information Will They Find?
Let's Find Out By Watching Episode 3...
We Start With...
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For The GRC, Before Cutting To The Stuff We Actually Want To See (Or More Or Less The Stuff I Want To See) John Walker Visiting A Place Karli And The Flags Smashers Were At Only To Get Absolutely Nowhere With The Person Who Helped Them...
But Despite Battlestar Believing Their Leads Have Run Out, Walker Gets The Same Idea Bucky And Sam Did...
But Of Course, They're 2 Steps Ahead Of Walker And Are Already At The Prison With Bucky Going To Talk WIth....Zemo...You're Lucky I Like You Guys More Than How Much I Hate This Character...
Anyway, Zemo Might Have A Clue Of Where To Begin Looking For The Person Who Recreated The Super Solider Serum But Before He Can Tell Him He Wants Bucky To Do One Thing...
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So, Yeah, When Sam Finds Out Bucky Helped Zemo Escape From Prison, He's Pretty Pissed...
In Fact With The Way Zemo Escaped I'm Surprised There's Not A Choir Singing The Hallelujah Chorus In The Background And Nicholas Cage Isn't Going...
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But Realizing They Need To Find The Person Responsible For The Super Solider Serum More Than They Need Their Reputation Right Now, Sam Lets Zemo Join Them On The Condition Zemo Doesn't Make A Move Without Their Permission...
Stopping By Zemo's Car Garage For A Change Of Clothes Before Boarding A Plane To Madripoor (Which According To Both Zemo And Bucky Is Basically Tortuga From Pirates Of The Caribbean) To Find A Mid Level Fence Named Selby...
But In Order To Do This Bucky Has To Act Like The OG Winter Solider And Sam Has To Act Like A Man Named Conrad Mack Who Is Known As The Smiling Tiger (And Is Also In The Comics)....
They Eventually Find Selby But Their Cover Is Blown When Sam's Sister Calls His Cellphone...
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But Before Selby Can Say "Kill Them" Someone Kills Selby...
This Leads To A Brief Fight Scene Before They Have To Leave Quickly, But When They're Confronted By The People Of Madripoor Who Have Been Offered 1 Billion Dollars For Sam, Bucky And Zemo's Hides...
But Luckily They're Saved By Sharon Carter (Played By Emily VanCamp) Who's Been Off The Grid Since Stealing Steve's Shield And Falcon's Wings In Civil War And Is Pretty Bitter About It...
Going Back To Sharon's Place, They Fill Her In On The Flags Smashers And The Super Solider Serum Despite Sharon Telling Them To Stay Out Of This For Their Own Safety...
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But When Sam Offers To Clear Her Name In Exchange For Her Help, She Reveals That The Man Who Recreated The Super Solider Serum, Wilfred Naigel Works For The Power Broker, Who's Kind Of A Big Cheese In Madripoor And That's All She Knows For Now
But When She Goes To A Big Party With Them (In An Effort To Sell Some Stolen Art) She Gets More Info From The Guest While Bucky, Sam And Zemo Have Fun And I Do Mean Fun..,
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Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You The New Loki...
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But Despite Sharon Getting Naigel's Location, They Wait Until The Next Day To Travel To The Madripoor Docks To Confront Naigel In His Secret Laboratory...
There, Naigel Reveals That He Was Brought Into Hydra's Winter Solider Program To Pick Up Their Work After The 5 Test Subjects In Siberia Failed, When Hydra Fell, He Was Recruited By The CIA Who Had Isaiah Bradley's Blood On Them...
To Which After Much Labor, Naigel Was Able To Isolate The Necessary Compounds In His Blood To Recreate It But Before He Could Get It Perfected, He Turned To Dust Thanks To Our Friend, Thanos...
But When He Returned 5 Years Later, The Program Had Been Abandoned And He Came To Madripoor Where The Power Broker Funded His Work, But Sadly All The Vials He Made Were Stolen By Karli And Now The Power Broker Is After Her
With Time Basically Gone, Zemo Shoots Naigel And Our Heroes Go Off Into The Only Fight Scene Where Daniel Bruhl Actually Looks Like The Character He's Supposed To Be Playing For 2 Seconds
Does He Wear The Mask Again You Might Be Asking Me?
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Screw You Marvel For Not Making Your Characters The Way That They're Supposed To Be!
Meanwhile In Lithuania, Karli And The Flags Smashers Blow Up A GRC Supply Depot With People Inside It In An Effort To Get Their Message Out Further, While Back In The States, Walker And Battlestar Find Out Sam And Bucky Were The Last People To See Zemo In Prison Which Leads Them To Believe That They Broke Zemo Out...
Arriving In Latvia, They Arrive In Their New Hideout But As Zemo And Sam Go In, Bucky Leaves Only To Be Confronted By A Member Of The Dora Milaje, As The Episode Ends...
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This Episode Was Pretty Good...
It Gave Us More Information About The Super Solider Serum And It Filled Us In On What Happened To Sharon Carter...
Also, Aside From My Personal Feelings About Zemo In The MCU, There Were A Couple Of Moments Where I Actually Liked The Character, I Just Wish He Was More This...
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And Less This...
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Either Way Though, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x02 The Star Spangled Man
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV Where We Are Continuing Our Look At The Falcon And The Winter Solider By Looking At Episode 2, The Star Spangled Man...
This Episode Brings John Walker, Lemar Hoskins, Karli Morganthaw And Isaiah Bradley Into Our Story As Bucky And Sam Team Up To Go After The Flags Smashers...
Will Our Heroes Stop Them Or Face More Difficulties?
Let's Find Out As We Watch Episode 2, The Star Spangled Man...
The Episode Starts Inside Of A Locker Room Where John Walker Is Suiting Up For An Interview With Good Morning America As His Girlfriend (Who Looks Like That Housewrecker Meghan Markle) And His Friend And Partner, Lemar Hoskins Wish Him Luck...
Talking With Kathie Lee And Hoda's Right Hand Girl, Walker Basically Says That He's No Tony Stark Or Bruce Banner But He Not Only Has The Guts To Get The Job Done But Also Has Big Shoes To Fill...
Watching The Interview, Bucky Confronts Sam And Basically Asks Him (Along With Half A Billion Haters And Karens) How The Hell Did He Let This Happen?..
But Despite Saying He Didn't Know That This Would Happen It Leads To A Brief Argument Between The 2 Before Sam Fills Bucky In On The Flags Smashers And Telling Him That His Robot Flyer, Redwing (Named After Sam's Eagle In The Comics) Has Located Them Somewhere In Munich To Which He's Going To Investigate...
With Bucky Deciding That He's Coming With, He Suits Up And Goes To Munich With Sam...
With Both Jumping Out Of An Air Force Airplane As They Continue Bickering. With Redwing Finding Bucky He Reunites With Sam At An Abandoned Wherehouse Where They Continue Going Back And Forth At Each Other As Spy On The Flags Smashers Know They're There And Have A Possible Hostage...
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Or Maybe Not...
But Despite Fighting The Flags Smashers With The Help Of Walker And Hoskins (Who's Now Going By Battlestar) They Basically Get Their Asses Kicked By The Flag Smashers Who It Turns Out Are All Super Soliders...
Picking Up Sam And Bucky In A Military Car, They Fill Walker And Hoskins In On The Flags Smashers As They Admit That They Hacked Redwing In An Attempt To Get Their Location...
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With Bucky Walking After Discovering Hoskins Codename, Walker Attempts To Stop Bucky By Saying That He Gets Them, They Didn't Know That Steve's Shield Would End Up With Him And He's Not Trying To Replace Him, But Is Trying To Do The Best He Can With The Job He Was Given And It'd Be Better For Everyone If They Worked Together, But That Just Gets Sam Walking...
And I Just Feel Sorry For Walker Here, Personally...
While The Flags Smashers Find Refuge And Prepare For Their Next Move, As Bucky Takes Sam To Baltimore To Meet An Old Enemy Of His From Years Ago, Isaiah Bradley, Who Like Steve Is A Super Solider...
And It's Here I Got To Talk For A Minute, Now, While I Like The Character Of Isaiah Bradley And How He's Portrayed In This Series, I Kinda Wish They Got Another Actor To Play Him As It's Hard To See Carl Lumbley Play Another Comic Book Character Who's Not The Martian Manhunter...
For Those That Don't Know Carl Lumbley Who Plays Isaiah Bradley Voiced The Martian Manhunter On Justice League And It's Sequel Series, Justice League Unlimited...
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Hell, He Played J'onn's Father On Supergirl And It Honestly Felt Like A Passing Of The Torch From One Actor Who Played J'onn To Another Who Plays Him...
I Mean Imagine Having Kevin Conroy Play Batman's Father, How Would You Feel?
Where This, I Like Him But Still It's Kinda Hard Seeing One When He's More Well Known For The Other...
But Despite Asking Isaiah For Help And Telling Him That There's More Like Them Out There, Isaiah Isn't Interested In Helping As Unlike Steve They Put His Ass In Jail For 30 Years And Ran Tests On Him For Being A Hero..
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Oh, It Gets Worse! When Sam Talks With Bucky Outside He Gets Profiled For Being A Black Man In The Wrong Neighborhood...
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But Eventually They're Like "Holy Shit! He's The Falcon, We're So Sorry"...
But Unfortunately The Cops Are Not Done...
They Then Arrest Bucky For Missing His Mandated Therapy Session With Peggy Hitler...
Well, It's Not Beating Bucky Up Over A Spot But It's Pretty Close...
But Despite The Therapist Arriving, She Didn't Arrange Bucky's Bail...John Walker Did...
Holding A Session Between Bucky And Sam, Bucky Actually Tells Sam A Couple Of Things Before The 2 Decide To Finish The Mission And Go Their Separate Ways Afterward...
Running Into Walker And Hoskins Again, The 2 Tell Them That The Flags Smahers Leader Is Named Karli Morganthau
Which Make Me Reconsider Joining The Rebel Alliance...
And That They've Been Targeting Civilians Who've Been Helping Karli Move From Place To Place, Offering Them Another Chance To Work With Them, Sam Turns Them Down Saying That While They Have Rules Of Engagement And Authorizations They Have To Get They Like Being Free Agents So It Wouldn't Make Sense To Work With Them...
This Leads Walker To Give Them One Piece Of Advice Before They Leave: Stay The Hell Out Of His Way...
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Meanwhile In Some Foreign Country, Karli And The Flags Smashers Board A Plane While One Of Them Gets Killed By Some Men Controlled By Someone Called The Power Broker
Back In Baltimore, Bucky And Sam Decide To Visit....Zero (Yes, I'm Calling Him Zero Because He's Nothing Like The Baron Zemo I Know) As He Knows All Of Hydra's Secrets...
Cue The Opera Music!
And That's Episode 2, The Star Spangled Man And It Was An Interesting Episode...
We Learned Alot More About John Walker And About The Flag Smaster's Leader, Karli And The Story Was Pretty Interesting So, I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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Duke Reviews TV: The Falcon And The Winter Solider 1x01 New World Order
Hello, I'm Andrew Leduc And Welcome To Duke Reviews TV, Well, Falcon And The Winter Solider Just Ended A Couple Days Ago, So What The Hell, Let's Review Season 1...
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Now For People Who Don't Follow My Regular Duke Reviews Movies Tumblr, I Have Done Reviews Of Every MCU Movie That Has Been Released Up Until Far From Home So Reviewing The MCU TV Series, Seems Like The Next Logical Step, But Unlike This Series, I Will Not Be Reviewing Wandavision
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Why? Because I Feel That Unlike The Falcon And The Winter Solider, It Got Lost In The Tone It Was Going For...
Sure At Times, It Felt Like An MCU Movie By Introducing New Characters And Bringing Back Old Characters That I Wanted To See Again That Were In Other MCU And Other Marvel Movies...
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But When It Switched Into Parody Mode In Westview, It Became Confusing To Me From The Winks At Classic TV Show, Character Tropes, The Commercials, Theme Songs And Even...
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Now, Falcon And The Winter Solider Felt Like It Belonged In The MCU, Despite Mixed Reponses From Various People. Hell, The Last Episode Has A Rotten Rating From Rotten Tomatoes For Some Stupid Reason...
But Is The Series As Bad As Wandavision? Let's Find Out As We Watch Episode 1 Of The Falcon And The Winter Solider, New World Order...
Spoiler Warning From Here On Out!
The Episode Opens With Sam Wilson (Played Again By Anthony Mackie) Getting Dressed Up Before Holding Steve's Shield As Dialogue From Avengers: Endgame Plays In The Background...
But Before We Get To This Point We Rewind A Couple Hours To An Air Force Airplane Where Sam Is On Assignment To Save A Military Liaison Named Vasant From An Old Enemy Of Steve's From Captain America: The Winter Solider, Bartoc The Leaper And It's Up To Falcon (With Help From An Intel Officer Named Torres) To Save Vasant Before Bartoc's Plane Crosses Into Libyan Airspace...
I Guess When Doc Brown Makes A Bomb Out Of Used Pinball Machine Parts For You, It Ruins US Relations...
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Still, Falcon Saves Savant Before Batroc's Helicopter Crosses Into Libyan Airspace And He Takes Torres Out For Lunch While He Fixes His Tech...
But While There Torres Tells Sam About A New Group On The Rise Called The Flag Smashers Who Believe The World Was Better During The Blip, Basically A World Without Boarders...
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Still, Sam Tells Torres To Keep An Eye On Them And To Let Him Know If It Gets Serious, But Before Sam Leaves Torres Asks Sam If Some Of The Conspiracy Theories About Steve Are True Including One Theory That Steve Is At A Secret Base On The Moon...
Yeah, Sure, Steve Is On The Moon With Ernie From Sesame Street...
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With Sam Denying The Theories, He Leaves For Washington To Take Care Of "Moon Stuff" Which Leads Us Back To Now Where Sam Is Donating Steve's Shield To The Captain America Exhibit At The Smithsonian With Rhodey (Played Again By Don Cheadle) In Attendance...
Afterward, Rhodey Asks Sam Why He Donated The Shield Instead Of Taking Up The Mantle Himself? To Which He Tells Rhodey About What He Said To Steve At The Endgame And He Still Believes That, That It Belongs To Steve And Not Him...
This Leads Rhodey To Remind Sam That The World Is Broken Right Now, With Allies Being Enemies (Possible Hint At Wanda?) And Alliances Broken, The World Needs Someone To Look Up To Before Leaving...
After Having A Flashback Nightmare About His Time As The Winter Solider The Night Before, Bucky (Played By Sebastian Stan) Attends His Court Mandated Therapy Sessions, Done By Peggy Hitler From Everybody Loves Raymond (Of All People)...
I Can't Wait To See Her Beat Bucky Up For Selling Cookies In Her Spot...
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Ok, Enough Everybody Loves Raymond Jokes, Anyway, Despite Having A Nightmare, Bucky's Been Trying To Make Amends For His Hydra Past As He Tells The Therapist About A Senator Who He Helped Get Elected Into Office And Continues To Abuse Her Power To This Day...
Delivering Information To Her Secretary, He Places Gadgetry Which Gives Him Full Control Of Her Car (Despite Rule #1 Being Not To Do Anything Illegal) He Confronts Her And Her Partner? Before She And Her Partner Are Arrested By Police...
But Despite Making Amends, The Therapist Tells Bucky He Needs To Open Up And Nurture His Friendships More Despite Bucky Just Wanting To Live His Life In Peace...
But Despite The Therapist Believing Bucky Is Alone, He Actually Has A Somewhat Friend In An Old Man Named Yori, Who Bucky Has Been Trying To Make Amends With As Bucky Killed His Son Years Ago As The Winter Solider...
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Meanwhile, Sam Visits His Sister And Her Kids In Louisiana Who Are Having Money Difficulties And Have No Choice But To Sell The Boat That Her And Sam Grew Up On With Their Parents...
But Despite Getting His Sister To Hold Off On The Sale So They Can Get A Loan From The Bank, It Backfires When It Turns Out Superheroes Don't Make Any Money When They Save The World...
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So, The Loan Is Denied...
Halfway Across The World, Torres Goes Undercover, Visiting A Location Of A Possible Flags Smasher Attack And It Turns Out, There's A Person Handing Out Flags Smasher Masks Just As A Building Explodes..
Confronting One Of The Flags Smashers, Torres Basically Gets His Ass Handed To Him By A Flags Smasher That Is Very Strong...
With Torres Telling Sam About The Incident Over Zoom? As He's Getting Healed By Medics, Sam's Sister Interrupts To Show Sam A Meeting On The News Which Shows That The Person He Gave Steve's Shield To Has Been Working With The Department Of Defense And The President In Finding A New Captain America Which Leads To The Introduction Of John Walker (Played By Wyatt "Son Of Ego" Russell) Before The Episode Ends...
And That Is New World Order And It's An Interesting Start...
The Story Was Interesting, The Characters Were Well Written, The Action Scenes Were Cool And It Made Me Look Forward To Every Episode...
As For John Walker, I Didn't Hate Him..
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Hear Me Out...
I Knew Eventually He Would Become U.S Agent So I Decided To Give The Character A Chance To Develop Unlike Everyone Else Who Either Cried Sacrilege Or Made Fun Of Him To The Point That Wyatt Russell Got So Much Hate For It That It Ticked Me Off...
Even Though Some Of It Was Funny (Especially Andre The Black Nerd Who Called Him "Party City Captain America") But Still I Feel It's Very Rude To Send Death Threats Or Even Just Threats To A Person In A Franchise As There's More To Life Than Movies, Tv And Comics
In Fact, I Think Linkara Said It Best...
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Seriously, Guys! It's People Like This That Made Jake Lloyd A Criminal!
Anyway, It's A Good Episode And I Say See It...
Till Next Time, This Is Duke, Signing Off...
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